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Chinese folks by Cornelius Pubblesine - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 10:15:41 EST ID:yy8K0sJp No.4660637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I tried talking to a Chinese person today.
>yea m8 I can't fall asleep
>"maybe you've got something in your heart m8"
>nah m8 my cholesterol levels are aiigh
>"m8 nah i mean something's working you up m8"
>m8 don't get poetic on me m8
>"m8, poetry's good, m8. my m8's gr8 grandcestors wrote poetry m8. it's Chinese tradition, m8"
>m8 yeah m8 I like emily bronte and lear 'cause I'm a fuckin' faggot, m8
>"m8 you gotta write more poetry"
>m8 nah m8
>"you're trying too hard to become successful m8"
>m8 nah m8 wtf
>"m8 you gotta write poetry m8 you don't read enough m8 you're trying too hard to be successful"
Like, stop judging me with this shit. I read 'cause my eyes get burned out and I can't look at a computer screen anymore so I read while soaking myself in my hot bath full of tea leaves and salt then I gotta deal with your yellow ass telling me I'm trying to be successful when I don't give a fuck about my life man I just wanna stall around until I die give me a break. Fuckin' Chinese think they know everything.
Stephen Hawking - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 11:59:35 EST ID:Pzj/oBGn No.4660681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i talk to people from china all the time on kik cause i have an app that lets me message unlimited girls its pretty fucking sick
Isaac - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 12:01:39 EST ID:8CNAtMlw No.4660682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>ITT: the fool rejects advice from the sage
Charlotte Fiblingdune - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 12:15:30 EST ID:Qgh79fdT No.4660685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Do the chinese ladies fo the dirty on cam do thry foo they awooooogahhhh awooooooogahhhhh.
The Godfather - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 12:27:19 EST ID:ZHh6Fisn No.4660687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I speak to lots of Chinese people every day because I am living in China. I doubt that OP is telling the truth here because any actual Chinese person wont tell you to write poetry when you are ill. Literally everyone will tell you one of two things.
1) Drink more warm water
2) eat more/less hot/cold food

The warm water refers to the temperature, but hot/cold food refers to the wacky Chinese medicine terms for different kinds of food.

Without fail any complaints i have ever had about my health has lead to these 2 points getting brought up. Warm water is a little old fashioned and it's older/middle aged people that say it, but the food thing is brought up by pretty much everyone.

Overall though I've found mostly every Chinese person I've met to be lovely. It's nearly Chinese new year here so I'm looking forward to heading up to Hunan and checking out Zhanjiajie and the "Avatar" mountains.
Cornelius Pubblesine - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 12:36:08 EST ID:yy8K0sJp No.4660691 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm not ill. I just been waking up in the middle of the night. And I wrote that I thought they thought I was ill but then they said no I meant this instead.
>warm water and hot/cold food
I hate listening to all of that. I've heard it a million times before. And the awful bitter teas they want you to drink when you're sick-- I fucking hate it. I just sleep the sickness away and then shower a bunch of times and it makes me feel great but then they go about saying "hurr you have to eat red foods it's good for your heart, ya gotta eat these weird pears man it's good for your lungs hurr" when I can't eat anything anyways. "Man, you gotta try having these needles stuck into your meridians mannn you'll feel great."
Just give me my zinc and zzz's.
The Godfather - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 12:39:29 EST ID:ZHh6Fisn No.4660695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you're able to make somewhat coherent and sensible posts why did you start this thread with such an awful one?
AugustusPudgeworth.bak - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 14:35:07 EST ID:5JRiE5B0 No.4660741 Ignore Report Quick Reply

And don't forget to clean out your ears!
Shark Girl - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 14:49:03 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4660744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bed is warm, showering is hot water. You know he's right.
Pierre de Lune - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 17:11:12 EST ID:Jn5w0UgT No.4660810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds like witchcraft to me.. I'm on to you Shark Girl.

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