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Here's the thing about Diet Coke... *slurp* by Joseph-Louis Lagrange - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:16:48 EST ID:19EU1m7h No.4674824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It's muhfuckin' delicious. I mean... it's DIET fuckin' Coke.

It makes me feel good. Like... fuck off already. Life is short. We're all killin' ourselves one way or another anyway, so if you or I want to do it with Diet Coke...

hey... I think that's alright, y'all.
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Nate Diaz - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:18:09 EST ID:dsaotJya No.4674825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It makes you feel good? Calling bullshit on that. Who feels good?
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Oliver Wandlelodge - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:18:37 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4674826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i don't know why soda companies bother anymore
they're like, "hey we're ridiculous but we're still here"
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Pat Miletich - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:20:47 EST ID:ERPG4PG8 No.4674828 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4674824

I personally prefer most diet soda to the regular counterpart. I love the taste of aspartame versus HFCS, and most diet sodas are more highly carbonated than the regular as well. Diet Coke and Diet Mountain Dew are my personal favorites. I don't drink them very often but about once a week I will get one from a vending machine.

For some reason diet coke tastes much better from the can, while I prefer DMD from a bottle. It's probably just psychological but with this kind of frivolous luxury it's best to go with whatever feels right.
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Emma Simmletuck - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:21:00 EST ID:LAsIOHo4 No.4674829 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>2018
>Drinking diabetes in a can
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Yoshimitsu - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:23:23 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4674830 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Who the fuck honestly likes that shit?

Alcohol tastes gross... People drink it cause it gets them drunk and makes them feel good.

Coke tastes good... People drink it cause it tastes good.

Diet Coke taste like shit... Why do you drink it? It doesn't taste good, it isn't getting you drunk...

WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY
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Super Crazy - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:25:02 EST ID:qdWdAgg6 No.4674831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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yeah it's ok, just don't overdue it
this is true about all food/drinks - different opinions are nothing but memes
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Joseph-Louis Lagrange - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:26:55 EST ID:19EU1m7h No.4674832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DON'T NOBODY BE FUCKIN' WIT MY DIET COKE FREEDOM!

GOT MY CAMO ON!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnZnSumfIlE
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Baby Eater - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:34:39 EST ID:w3jQBA5x No.4674835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Life is short
>Drinks diet coke
You dumb sack of shit. Life is too short for diet anything. Holy fuck, maybe diet coke really does kill brain cells.
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Teacher Archie - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:44:28 EST ID:aVJ4bPav No.4674837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4674824

you are supposed to snort coke through the nose, life is too short for any other form of coke
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Joseph-Louis Lagrange - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:48:43 EST ID:19EU1m7h No.4674839 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4674835
How many Diet Cokes can you pound in a minute, bro?

Probably... not enough.

Not enough for America, bro.

You better step your Diet Coke game up, and quick...

Think about it.
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Kid Yamamoto - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:50:10 EST ID:8OGSGhKT No.4674840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4674839
your post reminded me of a classic
https://youtu.be/0fkwEi1PNMI
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Nell Battingwod - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 03:42:51 EST ID:HUGUjvoJ No.4674849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
'The thing about Diet Coke' a speech by President Trump at the United Nations General Assembly in 2019.
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Joseph-Louis Lagrange - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 04:30:54 EST ID:19EU1m7h No.4674862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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dilly dilly
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Jack Pinkinlane - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 10:40:25 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4674943 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pretty sure diet coke is just the effluent that came out of the exhaust manifold of some oil refinery somewhere

They were just like "hey let's put this shit in a can and make extra money by selling it to overweight white housewives"
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Battle Girl Eliza - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 10:48:24 EST ID:R2XW5M+l No.4674945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Trump drinks it so it must be good
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Joseph-Louis Lagrange - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 10:58:57 EST ID:19EU1m7h No.4674954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4674943
Be a good American and drink your black sludge.
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Channeler Jarvis - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 11:04:02 EST ID:yy8K0sJp No.4674956 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4674954
Every time I see ANY image of Coke, I get the strangest and most forceful desire to drive 3 minutes away to the closest CVS and pop open a shiny can/glass of that sweet, sugary syrup of carbonated candy, so refreshing and saccharine. And I hate this thread because I only drink soda once a month (I don't really like soda that much) and I already drank soda last week.
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Simon Bushpick - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 11:06:43 EST ID:pLGsC62p No.4674958 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Coke Zero and Pepsi Max/Pepsi Zero are the patrician's choice for cola.

Diet Coke is for plebeians.
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Battle Girl Eliza - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 11:14:42 EST ID:R2XW5M+l No.4674965 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This reminded me to note down that I should convert the Futurama Slurm factory ep into a dungeons and dragons adventure.
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Amy Pond - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 11:23:37 EST ID:UeKWcTCu No.4674967 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I thought diet coke only exists so you can drop mentos in it and watch it go apeshit.
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James Elliott - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 11:44:17 EST ID:zB1yaSQZ No.4674971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Coke zero/P max are great but I can go without. Become a bit sickly after more than a can.
But diet Dr Pepper guys. Can never resist. Could drink them all day.
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Galileo Galilei - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 11:49:00 EST ID:oV2vlcQK No.4674973 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Every fat person I know drinks soda. like at least 2 or 3 a day.
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Bruce Buffer - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 14:05:59 EST ID:IroMnp7K No.4674997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4674824

I strictly drink diet sodas. Many diet sodas all day. Iā€™m probably infertile by now
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Godzilla - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 19:33:26 EST ID:dfx8KU9q No.4675068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I also lol @ marketing people in general

HEY WERE INTO SOCIAL JUSTICE AND FREEDOM

ARENT YOU?

YOU SHOULD DRINK COKE BECAUSE COKE SUPPORTS WIMMINZ
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Irwin Shapiro - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 21:51:17 EST ID:D25Pc1uT No.4675116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4674832
Live in a yurt and run a marathon to get your diet coke like a good yuppie.
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Gambler Betsy - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 18:41:58 EST ID:YXIr4PsL No.4675551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4674824
I always preferred Sprite. And Fanta. I also liked cherry Coke when I was overseas.

I will try making some diet Sprite/7up of my own when summer comes. Or a lime-Tab of some sort. Maybe cherry sprite.
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Gizmo - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 18:43:07 EST ID:Qp4DYr1y No.4675553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4675551
All that sugar will make your teeth fall out.
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Gambler Betsy - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 18:48:56 EST ID:YXIr4PsL No.4675556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4675553
Saywhu? I won't use sugar.
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Henry Blackshaw - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 20:05:20 EST ID:dyvkVwoO No.4675595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like your anti-shill shill move. +1 for spreading that brand awareness. nb
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ShittingFushbirk.pif - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 21:20:58 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4675618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4675556
Are you unaware that there is loads of sugar in all of those drinks you just mentioned?

How are you gonna make sugary dumbo drinks if you don't put sugar in it?
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Hedda Sandledick - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 21:25:01 EST ID:0P+79b8M No.4675619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I drink diet coke a lot, maybe too much. The sweeteners used are totally harmless. But there is this very very very rare condition in which your body can't process them. it's a read. but safe delicious bubbles yes forever please
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Ray Gillette - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 21:30:48 EST ID:YXIr4PsL No.4675621 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4675618
I said how ... more that enough. This whole damn thread is just packed with acknowledgement of how. We're so sorry you don't get it.
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Leon Powalski - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 22:21:50 EST ID:yy8K0sJp No.4675631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4675621
What's your alternative then? Splenda?
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Ray Gillette - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 23:44:20 EST ID:YXIr4PsL No.4675663 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4675631
There's tons of alternatives. Like miraculin, you eat it / put it on your tongue, and then everything sour you eat afterwards tastes sweet instead.

Or Maltitol or Tagatose or Lo Han Guo.

Don't forget Acesulfame-Potasium, if you want to use that trendy sweetener of Y'all's, you're supposed to balance it off with Acesulfame-K to use it properly.
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Johannes Kepler - Fri, 16 Feb 2018 01:01:03 EST ID:te2UwLqJ No.4675683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4675663
dammit im not gonna do ketamine every time i want a soda
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Galactic Boss Isabella - Fri, 16 Feb 2018 01:41:41 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4675696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4675683
ah, the good old days when they still put ketamine in pepsi
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Midna - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 19:14:06 EST ID:YXIr4PsL No.4676744 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4675683
It's nothing like Ketamine. It's a protein, like those other blatantly atkins-proper sweeteners like brazzein and thaumatin. Just because it makes your tongue "halucinate" for an hour, doesn't mean that Miraculin is really a drug. Neither is Monellin, which makes water taste sweet, and still isn't actually a halucinogen.
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Chael Sonnen - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 19:19:26 EST ID:priEwXw4 No.4676745 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Diet coke tastes like medicine mixed with horse cum, it's fucking horrible. You either drink pepsi or you're a disgusting degenerate that deserves to be killed to death.
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Michelle McCool - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 19:19:48 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4676746 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4675663
negro what are you talking about?

How about you just stop being a child that has to consume candy all the time?
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Smokey Mcbongwater - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 19:26:44 EST ID:L/0B/Ofy No.4676748 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4676746
don't talk shit about candy. it's better than your whole life.
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Smokey Mcbongwater - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 19:26:44 EST ID:L/0B/Ofy No.4676749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4676746
don't talk shit about candy. it's better than your whole life.
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HannahDamblelidge.mov - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 20:03:51 EST ID:oQJPi6b+ No.4676761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Pour me up a 27 ounce of that percolated molasses my dude I am fuckin thirsty for addiction, amputations, neurological illnesses from blood sugar imbalance and little Coca-Cola shaped tin fragments blocking off my neurons firing those pesky logic signals

Pour a 217 Oz vat of molten corn syrup straight into my asshole
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Midna - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 20:27:37 EST ID:YXIr4PsL No.4676770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4676745
Surprise surprise, it is medicine, or was, albeit the type that turns out not to be curative of anything...

>>4675696
Ketamine in Cola? Saywhu?
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John Carter - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 20:29:02 EST ID:xiNFj+an No.4676771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4676761
>Pour a 217 Oz vat of molten corn syrup straight into my asshole
Too soon man.
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Tasslehoff Burrfoot - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 20:34:56 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4676774 Ignore Report Quick Reply
coke should be a next to zero revenue company now. What else would they need extra money for. Bleed the community for no apparent reasons.
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Midna - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 20:46:51 EST ID:YXIr4PsL No.4676778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4676761
Are you fucking insane?

If you're intent in pouring a sugar syrup up your asshole, you do not take more than 128 ounces, and you're supposed to mix it with milk! And you'll undoubtely need practice for even that to be possible. It probably won't even pour properly unless if it isn't at least half milk.
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Edward Pickering - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 01:18:42 EST ID:k7Vhbriq No.4676836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4676771


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