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The purge by Waitress Oliver - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 19:37:51 EST ID:oJWMqMkW No.4701265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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We might well be on the brink of ww3, it isn’t very likely but it’s certainly possible.

And, it’s got me wondering, what will become of all you people?

There are so many people, like most of you, living a marginal existence, on welfare or some kind of dead end job, easily replaced, not really doing anything of much value to anyone, most of you are physically unfit drug users and certainly older than peak fighting age, and as long as things aren’t that bad, the powers that be would rather draft fit healthy kids fresh out of high school but if we go to war with China, that won’t be enough, there will be a LOT of people who die and the fighting won’t be traditional combat where fitness matters, it will be mostly sitting in trenches occupying territory and operating mass-murder machines waiting for the Chinese mass-murder machines to come kill you so sooner or later, most of you will probably be drafted.

And, of course it will suck, but is it really that bad? Like, of course no one will want to go because it’s better to sit around and flip burgers and smoke weed than have to live on some army base and get up at 6am and probably get killed but at least you’re contributing to something meaningful before you die. And there are so many people, living an empty, lonely, depressed existence, just serving material pleasure with no greater meaning or purpose that it seems putting them out of their misery would be a mercy and using their lives for a greater purpose such as the cleansing of mankind would provide a real meaning for them. China certainly has too many people as well and I think the current generation of Trump and baby boomer leadership are the last who will have the balls to war.

Anyway I turn 26 tomorrow and age out of the draft so can I get a party up in this bitch?
Rorschach - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 19:46:08 EST ID:/+2RM1Ii No.4701268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you don't get a /pol/ thread and a party, faggot
Gabriel Gonzaga - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 19:46:12 EST ID:Iq7nB2aU No.4701269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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There can't be a massive world war where everyone has to fight like WWI or WWII

It's impossible due to nuclear weapons.

The only thing you will see is proxy wars, like in Ukraine and Syria. Those do not require a draft and will likely not lead to mass casualties.

if it does escalate to global thermonuclear showdown you will not be able to escape it by being 26 and you better hope you die in a quick flash of fire and don't have to survive in a world ravaged by nuclear holocaust.
Waitress Oliver - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 19:49:57 EST ID:oJWMqMkW No.4701272 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Think a 2 sided proxy war like Korea

Millions of us/eu and Russia/China soldiers being shipped into Syria to be bombed into oblivion

No nukes because neither homeland is in danger, Koreans will probably start shit too and open up another front

Not very likely and it will be “go to the killing zone and get murdered” more than actual fighting but it could happen
Waitress Oliver - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 19:53:28 EST ID:oJWMqMkW No.4701273 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Soon the western nations will run low on manpower while China’s reserves have barely tapped the 2nd hundred million and they will take on mercenaries, hundreds of millions of “refugees” trying to escape Africa/South America risking the high probably of death to be allowed to immigrate into first world countries and impregnate white women who were too fat or unfit to be drafted

It will be glorious
Gabriel Gonzaga - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 19:54:36 EST ID:Iq7nB2aU No.4701274 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Trump will be impeached as soon as he declares a draft, No western nation (including Russia) has the willpower and population support to sustain a Korean War Style War. Besides a lot of the weaponry used is robotic or missiles or manned by highly trained career soldiers. War has moved away from massive poorly armed infantry conscripts clashing in the front lines.We let the brown people do that kind of fighting now.
Angus Siblingshaw - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 19:57:30 EST ID:Np1Dd1Fz No.4701277 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ahahaha holy shit 10/10 this post is hilarious. I should take a shitload of gabapentin and read paranoid trollish ramblings more often, that was fun.

also, u da real MVP
FuckMosslelore.sea - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 20:53:52 EST ID:H8eFMnfH No.4701298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTLMjHrb_w4 you mean like this OP? heh, maybe when something really fucked up develops in 50 years or so as a result of the catastrophes we already see on the horizon.
Barnaby Fanson - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 21:05:18 EST ID:WE40DfTm No.4701309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How did the machines keep fighting for such an extended period of time without solar energy?

That documentary is such bullshit.
Fark McGeezax - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 21:25:06 EST ID:BowkiUKZ No.4701322 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dude, are you fucking retarded?

We live in the nuclear age. There will never be a war with a draft because when you need conscripts to fill up your army, you're already at the stage where you're gonna nuke shit.
Trainer Blue - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 21:43:57 EST ID:xiNFj+an No.4701329 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>There will never be a war with a draft because when you need conscripts to fill up your army, you're already at the stage where you're gonna nuke shit.
Vietnam had a draft and the US didn't fully pull out until 1975.
Kimo Leopoldo - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 22:29:28 EST ID:rXMEROiY No.4701342 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Crisis actors
FuckMosslelore.sea - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 22:45:04 EST ID:H8eFMnfH No.4701351 Ignore Report Quick Reply
idk, there's a big plot hole earlier when ai becomes sentient and develops human emotions too.
Winthorp Curmudgeon - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 22:49:11 EST ID:OlDzdMQn No.4701357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
they stockpiled a big lightbulb of it. It glowed a bright light in dream senses and I think it contaminates some of the outer layers of the Earth's fields.
Alan Guth - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 03:15:26 EST ID:nw2u02ao No.4701431 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yay, your day of birth.

Old and young and the sun keeps shining and the earth keeps spinning.

When do we celebrate the sun's birth?

Praise you Waitress Oliver. Please bring me coffee, black. I tip well. *tips hat*
Winstrate Phoebe - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 04:45:41 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4701454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how the fuck does the combined stockpiled and retired amount go down?
IsabellaBlythedale.cpl - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 04:56:04 EST ID:nptIO26K No.4701457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if you eat some weed edibles before going to bed you'll wake up high enough that you won't have that 30 minutes bullshit
Beau MacMillian - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 05:05:14 EST ID:+2stZ6iY No.4701462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>your all loosers wish me happy birday lul

fuck you.
Blathers Lavatorius - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 09:04:44 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4701536 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Disarmament treaties in the 1980s and 90s led to a lot of russian warheads being disassembled and turned into reactor fuel.
Galactic Grunt Matilda - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 10:15:25 EST ID:5DSzVGYo No.4701575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not really relevant but I laughed for like 45 minutes straight at that picture. Happy birthday OP.
Polly Crollerstone - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 10:18:22 EST ID:FH/DAOaF No.4701578 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Now really, who goes fishing during a nuclear holocaust? It's not exactly ideal.
Artist Alice - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 10:59:50 EST ID:UxXuBP8M No.4701603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>if we go to war with China
>china will war with their only market pulling their medieval farmer asses out of straw huts and into the light of civilization.
Won't happen.

And this isn't the 20th century anymore.

A major war and soon all minor wars will mostly be fought with computers and robots.

All the billions of hours "wasted" playing FPS games? Yea, that's your army right there. Terminators controlled from a bunker in Arizona desert on the other side of the planet just like drones today.
They will also soon be fully autonomous too.

AI will kill us all

Palm Sized Flying Killer Robots a.k.a Slaughterbots
Winstrate Phoebe - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:14:18 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4701610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He did no such thing what a load of wank
Artist Alice - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:21:53 EST ID:UxXuBP8M No.4701612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yea he did, "ok u want arms race? we do arms race."
Winstrate Phoebe - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:24:07 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4701613 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that's not even remotely the same thing
Mike Goldberg - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:24:20 EST ID:XuQfNk/o No.4701614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Parasol Lady George - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:26:41 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4701615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dat pic and titled, I lold.
Artist Alice - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:31:38 EST ID:UxXuBP8M No.4701617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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well come on man, if you got a cool vid you want to spice the title up a little, geesch, yolo.

It's designed for the commoner plebs. Wide audience.
Winstrate Phoebe - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:34:32 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4701619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You mean if you're making clickbait spam you need a clickbait title to try and trick people into watching your garbage?
Because that is the same thing.
Artist Alice - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:45:48 EST ID:UxXuBP8M No.4701625 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Why are you so mad lol? I found it very informative. I didn't know about the weapons they detailed, very interesting.
I knew in general about the NATO pressure on Russia. Nice to see them standing up for themselves. Parity will prevent big calamitous wars.
Winstrate Phoebe - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 11:48:33 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4701627 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh look and you have racist images to post along with your poorly written and less than poorly thought out responses. How droll.
GrahamBunspear.psp - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 12:03:45 EST ID:77ibSovD No.4701631 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Islam isn't a race, jolly african-american.
Fanny Blythewell - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 12:11:15 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4701635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>racist image
Man I'm stoned and I laughed so hard at it in a joyful fashion. Take a chill pill. It's a joke. Of course it's not meant to be taken seriously.
Fanny Blythewell - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 12:17:24 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4701641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OK I'm watching the video now and you are so in the wrong. I'm gathering that RUSSIA is the asshole from the video. So your little kremlin pro putin bot conspiracy theory is sunk. Fuck you.
Parasol Lady George - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 12:25:35 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4701643 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Your both wrong. Now, shut the fuck up and post funny cat pictures.
Kagetsu - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 12:34:25 EST ID:H8maDqiu No.4701646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it's just some SJW dyke on the rag, chill bro.
Dave Menne - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 14:56:43 EST ID:w5G+VgvZ No.4701703 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This place sucks jeez
Barnaby Saddleson - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 10:39:59 EST ID:tMGPMbnY No.4702048 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Islam isnt THE race. Also I have it on good authority that western and Russian influences in the region seriously fucked up the culture of the bearded hill troll.
Edwin Ningerford - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 10:51:24 EST ID:0QG5VeEu No.4702053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>at least you’re contributing to something meaningful before you die.

this is what americans ACKCHUALLY believe. pathetic
Artemis Croakinsmack - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 12:22:22 EST ID:oJWMqMkW No.4702100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You don’t understand, fighting the Russians isn’t meaningful, but there are far too many people and reducing the population of mankind through war is more meaningful and important than any personal goal
Pierre Koffman - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 15:31:33 EST ID:HFHUv8bS No.4702129 Ignore Report Quick Reply

The problem with overpopulation actually exists because of first world countries.

The only reason we are approaching "too many people," is because the first world lifestyle is not sustainable on this planet. If anybody's death would make a meaningful change on this planet it would be the death of every first world citizen.
Denver, the Last Dinosaur - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 15:47:09 EST ID:T3Ram7bN No.4702132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah, i remember when i was 26. Thought i knew shit but i knew fuck all.
Denver, the Last Dinosaur - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 15:50:32 EST ID:T3Ram7bN No.4702134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Denver, the Last Dinosaur

Oh fuck yes. What a nice little treat for a old man like me.
OP, You seem like a good kid so im gona give you one advice since i get to be a Denver. Be nice to your mother
Keegan Friedman - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 16:00:01 EST ID:MIyMjdIX No.4702137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Freyr rode Gullinsbuste into this thread, and gave it it's blessing.

May you all get a bountiful harvest, peaceful times and big dongs.
Phoebe Dondlespear - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 16:22:18 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4702144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I remember that cartoon. I used to watch it on Saturday morning, fuck that was a long time ago.. Good time though.
Artemis Croakinsmack - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 19:52:11 EST ID:oJWMqMkW No.4702216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The problem certainly isn't the few hundred million people living in first world countries, it's the billions and billions of people living in shithole countries and China. The US isn't overpopulated, Europe and Japan are somewhat overpopulated but not too drastically because of their focus on sustainability, China and India and many countries in Africa and South America are grossly overpopulated.

Yes, we produce enough food to keep everyone alive now but that is only due to consuming massive amounts of nonrenewable petroleum and fertilizers to produce unnaturally high yields of GMO crops, once the resources run out we won't be able to feed everybody, period, using sustainable farming techniques on what farmland is left, there simply isn't enough land and fresh water.

First world levels of life are unsustainable but everyone should not have to live like a sweatshop slave in china or slum urchin in india or brazil or africa either and those are the only options to sustain such a large population with the resources we have.
Collector Matilda - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 21:34:06 EST ID:SmenVAE8 No.4702245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
t. never lived outside the US but somehow knows every single part outside of it is a "shithole slum"
Haku - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 22:29:30 EST ID:oJWMqMkW No.4702256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you go live in mumbai or rio or lagos then
ArchieSnodwill.cgi - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 22:32:21 EST ID:JrUgwu2t No.4702258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Or Stockholm or London or Paris or Dublin or Montreal
Haku - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 22:41:21 EST ID:oJWMqMkW No.4702262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
like nigga i been poor in LA and it aint that different. dont go to the ghetto without someone from there and its not that bad. i also had an apartment, internet, money for the bus, way more junk food than i needed to eat, and even central heat and the whole reason i was there was for college.

people in overpopulated third world shitholes do not have any of those luxuries, things like high speed internet and public transportation and access to higher education do not exist for the average person there, and to raise them up to such a level of wealth would take so much resource consumption and pollution we'd all be dead within a century.
Christiaan Huygens - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 23:02:14 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4702265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah, all the modern first world countries are just in awe of our cutting edge infrastructure and high speed internet.
Haku - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 23:04:08 EST ID:oJWMqMkW No.4702267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
no one's talking about how awesome first world countries are, the point is being poor af in a third world country is not even a real life, and there is no way to make all the poor people in third world countries not be poor af
Artist William - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 23:20:36 EST ID:0QG5VeEu No.4702269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
already do. not poor, have a degree and access to decent public transportation

lousy americunt mentality
Jack Carver - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 23:26:52 EST ID:bXjto5lB No.4702270 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Never been in the military myself, but I've got some family members and friends actively serving or honorably discharged. I've never been cool with the idea of killing anyone, especially in the name of my country. But from everyone I know in the military it's less about fighting for who pays your bills and fighting to back up your homies in trenches with you. In that regard, I've worked many shitty jobs that were only made awesome because of fellow co-workers.

While I still don't want to kill anyone, I'd probably step up to a fight if a friend needed someone at their back.
Mitsuharu Misawa - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 23:29:21 EST ID:DDIaqUvZ No.4702272 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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war isn't meaningful really, it's just part of human nature. so you will still be worthless
Thunder Hawk - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 23:51:54 EST ID:8w2j2LDG No.4702279 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The world was a beautiful place before the internet. People used to talk to each other all the time, and i used to fight my sister for the right to use the home phone every night. We've always had a computer since the late 80s, but when the internet was first introduced into the house it kinda just took over everything. Meh, not really sure what to make of it, but i do feel kids nowadays are just too reliant on it.
Im just wondering if Saturday morning cartoons are still thing.
Worker Charlotte - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 00:10:52 EST ID:sYnd26Bl No.4702296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You only think the world was a beautiful place before the internet because you were personally happier back then. It was still the same shithole it is now, just with different shit and different holes.

I mean, it's great that people used to use their mouths for more than eating and giving blowjobs, but I'd rather the ability to talk to literally anyone on earth than everyone getting slightly more mouth exercise.
Siegfried Schtauffen - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 03:58:47 EST ID:nw2u02ao No.4702383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It was harder to sneakily use the internet late at night because the modem would put you on blast. No covering that noise up. It got worse as soon as we could take the internet with us wherever we go and now it feels like some cheap scrolling escape from reality that quickens time and dazes the mind with how reality is dull after a long time staring into the void of 0s and 1s, video, text, and pictures representing what is and once was while the beautiful ephemeral of now passes without notice. Look up and see the wonder of everything. Here I am staring into a bright window surrounded by darkness, typing words. At least there is meaning, no matter how translucent and bare.
Raymundo VonRibbentropp - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 05:52:13 EST ID:nptIO26K No.4702409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you could just turn off the modem sound effects. they were on by default just to let you know the thing was working. here you are trying to pontificate and pass yourself off as some sort of philosopher expert on modern society but you're so stupid that when presented with a problem even the most blatantly obvious solution is overlooked. did you ever open the modern preferences to see if the noise could be shut up? did you ever wonder why it had to make noise if it wasn't connected to a cradled telephone? do you even know how basic twisted paid communications work?
Barnaby Tootcocke - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 09:04:41 EST ID:vA4o/W9k No.4702447 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I did not read this thread but I figure I might as well post in it anyway
Christiaan Huygens - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 15:06:54 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4702574 Ignore Report Quick Reply

see >>4702258 and >>4702262

Siegfried Schtauffen - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 15:38:55 EST ID:nw2u02ao No.4702586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4702409 Well gosh, if only I'd knowwwnnnn!
Haku - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 18:32:47 EST ID:oJWMqMkW No.4702629 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>not poor
Well there u have it then faggot
Artist William - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 19:28:06 EST ID:0QG5VeEu No.4702644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
nah you backpedaled hard
first you generalized ALL third world people live in slums, then you said the average person here doesn't have internet or money for buses, then you said poor people can't get out of poverty

get out of your country for once, it's not even expensive for you guys
Timothy Lang - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 20:58:40 EST ID:7N6+OfnL No.4702667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what is this, off-brand nihilism? low-fat nihilism? jesus christ

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