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No Sex by Firebreather Albert - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 01:53:34 EST ID:nA8qgvkq No.4701407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I haven't had Sexual Intercourse in over Two Months
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Fritz Zwicky - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 01:57:09 EST ID:sQ4ucURj No.4701408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It'll happen. I went like 4 months and then banged a girl in the back of my car. she squirted everywhere.
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Ted DiBiase - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 02:01:46 EST ID:w3jQBA5x No.4701409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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cry me a fucking river, you're not going to die if you don't fuck every 10 minutes like some greasy spic
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Bubkins Jerrycurl - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 02:54:04 EST ID:GjptUcCI No.4701422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4701409
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Jan Hendrik Oort - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 03:03:35 EST ID:t46mBDSN No.4701427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4701407
It helps to be a man first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In2XfN3hIi4
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Bob the Killer Goldfish - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 03:13:57 EST ID:GaraCjmf No.4701430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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3D is disgusting but if you absolutely HAVE to have 3D sex get a blowjob instead, it feels really good too. How? Men have mouths and gays have no morality regarding sex. Do the math.
Idealy though you should be saving for a VR set.
Sex with 3D females will become an antiquated mode of intercourse for men in 5-10 years.
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Rupert Tacklestock - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 03:44:38 EST ID:XEIqyJ2L No.4701437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4701430
>Sex with 3D females will become less tormenting for incels in 5-10 years.
And that's good news for everyone. No more of you sadsacks whinging on about "how i get gurl" when you don't exercise, don't bathe, don't read, don't have any skills, don't have any interest in the world, and are basically just waiting around to die. I hope the euthanasia booths come soon after.

Oh, and by the way, the term "3D female" is redundant. You can simply say "female." A drawing of an object is not a 2D version of that object. Anime isn't real. A drawing of an object or person is a drawing of an object or a person. Nothing more. Much like playing video games and watching videos, VR sex will not be any replacement for sex. It is as hollow as any other form of masturbation, ultimately unsatisfying, however great the temporary pleasure. You're like a drug addict suggesting you can replace meaningful friendships with more heroin. It just doesn't work like that. We are social beings.
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Bob the Killer Goldfish - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 04:05:12 EST ID:GaraCjmf No.4701443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4701437
>And that's good news for everyone. No more of you sadsacks whinging on about "how i get gurl"
yeah because it's such a major problem, seeing ALL those posts from incels on the internet? did it give you PTSD yet? btw you can go offline you know.
>when you don't exercise, don't bathe, don't read, don't have any skills, don't have any interest in the world, and are basically just waiting around to die. I hope the euthanasia booths come soon after.
Oh look, someone who probably identifes as an atheist and is probably all for freedom is telling people how to live and think.
I'm gonna do exactly what I want. Actually, since this is my life, I'm gonna strive to do what I want and when I want 100% of the time while you depend on the acceptance of those around you to live your life.
>Oh, and by the way, the term "3D female" is redundant. You can simply say "female." A drawing of an object is not a 2D version of that object. Anime isn't real. A drawing of an object or person is a drawing of an object or a person. Nothing more.
UH OH TRIGGERED
>Much like playing video games and watching videos, VR sex will not be any replacement for sex. It is as hollow as any other form of masturbation, ultimately unsatisfying, however great the temporary pleasure.
The feeling of a realistic fake female body (like the famous Realdoll) integrated with realistic visual and audio representations is actually the experience of sex. Very different than masturbation which is the experience of... masturbation, not sex.
>You're like a drug addict suggesting you can replace meaningful friendships with more heroin. It just doesn't work like that. We are social beings.drug addict suggesting you can replace meaningful friendships with more heroin. It just doesn't work like that. We are social beings.
Your allegory is wrong because the brain believing it's experiencing something IS the experience. So a realistic enough VR experience will create the same effect, even chemically. So the exect things which you'll get from the "real" experience will happen, so the experience will happen thus it will answer the "need" for social interactions as well which you normies like to mention.
Doing heroin is a totally different experience then friendship so the allegory doesn't work.
btw your reaction to my totally benign post ("euthenesia booths" and the whole tone of your post) just reminds me why I don't want to be part of your lame world.
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Cedric Clemmleput - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 04:24:18 EST ID:nMqvtilH No.4701448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701443
>Putting penis in a realistic doll is sex
Nah, it's still elaborate masturbation. Vr won't fool your brain into thinking it's having sex, I assume you have aspirations but your brain is not that dumb. That's not even taking into account spiritual elements, just pure fidelity. Until we have a full matrix type jacks you will know you're just a guy wanking with a doll in a silly helmet.
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Bob the Killer Goldfish - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 04:39:48 EST ID:GaraCjmf No.4701453 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701448
have you actually tried VR or read about people's experiences with it? venlding a lame plastic gun, running around in a small space with a "silly helmet" on makes you feel like in a battlefield. Yeah you won't get the full effect of being in a war, but you'll get most of the fun from being on one. Same for sex, judging by where VR is going it will be a totally satisfying experience.
>spiritual elements
idk what you mean exactly. when AI in VR is advanced enough the characters will have unique personalities as well.
If you're talking about caring about another person, having my life effected by the ego of another person, not doing what I want - then no thanks anyway, this is why I choose VR.
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IsabellaBlythedale.cpl - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 04:54:39 EST ID:nptIO26K No.4701455 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4701443
i actually enjoy the company of females in the rare case that they're actual thinking, intelligent human beings who can hold a conversation and have read books, etc.
unfortunately that type of female is fantastically rare and most of the time i'm around women socially their only form of interaction is angling to get me to say i think that they're pretty and then angling to get me to do/buy things to curry favor with them, which they think that i now owe them in exchange for my being allowed to have social interaction (and possibly sex) with someone who i consider pretty.
whats really frustrating about the situation is that i'm such a good looking dude that give women and faggots neck injuries if i walk down the sidewalk too fast, but i can never figure out how to use it to my advantage the way women manage to.
as a result my lifes goal has become to save up enough money to buy a modest sized farm and build a wall around the property and never leave.
plants and me are really friendly, i try and treat them good and do the best they can to help me out and they tell me when i'm not treating them right and they help me out when other folks are going out of their way to fuck with me. let me tell you too that when you take the boy pollen and put it on the female flower not only did you just make two plants as happy as a pair of spawning salmon, but human boners are popped like a motherfucker too. looks at these cute little babies me and the plants made.

the other thing that pisses me off about female is that just seem to enjoy sex so much more that i do. like even on my best ever blueballs + 1st weed after a t-break monster jizzings that bust a hole right through the paper towel i never ever get almost near cumming like girls do. some of them seem like then can cum continually for like 10-20 minutes at a time and produce buckets of fluid from who knows where cause they don't even have balls. do they have some kind of hidden internal reservoirs of girlyjizz? what the fuck, imagine finding like a fat 10" long garden slug and picking it up and wrapping it around your dick and using that to jerk off. i really just prefer my hand and anime as sexual partners
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Bertha Faye - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 04:55:43 EST ID:BVnHcCpl No.4701456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701453
Obviously you've never been on a battlefield.
Wanking can be a satisfying experience too, whether with a magazine, phone, or 59' 4k hdr TV, but it's still not even close to sex.
Not even going into spiritual elements, you'd know what I mean if you were meant to know such things.
More power to you though if you manage to fool yourself that wanking in a silly helmet is almost like sweaty sex with another person.
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Fanny Fapperwell - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 04:56:05 EST ID:5/eQVcZF No.4701458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701453
Sex is about more than just the pleasurable physical sensation. There's also the emotional bond, the release of chemicals between sexual partners, that can't be electronically simulated.
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Nicholas Hoblingsatch - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 05:03:55 EST ID:3U4PR8zB No.4701460 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Y'all should just bang some uggos already. Most of them know that they are ugly and will let you watch porn while you fuck em or let you put it in their pooper. I bet if you went to a nursing home there would be at least one old lady willing to dust off her hatchet-wound and give you some o day sweet old lady poon.

Also do any of you guys know the law/s regarding dating a retard? This guy I used to know had a girlfriend that was okay looking, but she had a deadeyed, "drop the rabbit, Lenny" look to her. Probably would let me cream-pie her asshole for a bag of meth.

If you lower your standards far enough, all you have to do is not be a fat fuck. Incels are dumb. Who doesn't know about hobo blow jobs?
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Bob the Killer Goldfish - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 05:10:47 EST ID:GaraCjmf No.4701464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701458
>>4701456
Obviously you people just lack imagination. You insist VR is "wanking with a helmet" but it's not true at all.
Realdoll - an almost completely realistic female human body.
AI making the VR character have a personality,memories, change according to interactions with you
Female pheromones sold as sprays

You take all that, combine it, imagine it in a more advanced version, and what do you have? At least 85-90% of the experience of sex and social interaction with a fenale minus the hassle.
Yes, it WON'T be 100%, but take into account those missing parts of the experience also include the whole aspect of dealing with and having your life influenced by another person. Fuck that, give me VR, haters gonna hate.
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Beau MacMillian - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 05:17:42 EST ID:+2stZ6iY No.4701467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4701464
until your AI waifu becomes self aware and dumps your sorry ass.
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Bertha Faye - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 05:17:52 EST ID:BVnHcCpl No.4701468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701464
Not hating on VR, maybe in far future helmets will be less silly, you just overestimate it compared to sex big time. Almost like you've never been laid.
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Charles Bolton - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 05:37:36 EST ID:lUDZ6aoX No.4701472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Been over a year for me lol. Kinda sucks but my life is drama and bullshit free lately.

I dated (and almost married) a smoking hot blonde for 4 years and we fucked literally almost every day, my balls felt like cement for years. Even if I die without getting any more puss I can be thankful for that.

Nah fuck that I need to get laid soon lmao who am I kidding.
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Bob the Killer Goldfish - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 05:42:25 EST ID:GaraCjmf No.4701474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701468
What's more logical:
I never had enough dollars to pay and escort and feel what it is I'm "missing" on
you don't follow VR technology as closely as I do, never read experiences about it, have no idea about other related things, and certainly never tried it firsthand

Like I said: Haters gonna hate.
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David Von Erich - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 05:47:01 EST ID:hbhQMeZV No.4701477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I haven't had sex in over 3 years
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Bertha Faye - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 06:00:44 EST ID:BVnHcCpl No.4701481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701474
I have a Vive gaining dust somewhere, bought it on launch, used it for wanking few times, it was alright. Not buying "pro" version based on reviews, so I guess that makes you a virgin.
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ErnestCaffingcocke.csv - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 06:51:29 EST ID:VIvGz59R No.4701495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4701407

Same here but I'm working on it. Got a meet lined up soon. Fuck that last bitch who I was seeing. I wish she stuck around longer because she had a great body. Fukin bitch...
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Rupert Tacklestock - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 07:09:27 EST ID:XEIqyJ2L No.4701498 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701474
> I never had enough dollars to pay and escort and feel what it is I'm "missing" on
Having sex with an escort is nowhere near anything like having sex with someone who's doing it for their own pleasure... I don't understand how you think you could compare those. Sure, if you need to, use a prostitute to get the virginity out of the way.

But honestly, if you've only been with prostitutes you're still a virgin in the ways of human coupling.

Some people on here pay for it but I never would. What makes sex fucking cool is the connection combined with the physical pleasure. I can't see how you could get that with a whore. And you still completely fail to get this point, which is that human connection is what makes the experience incredible. Not that it's so realistic (as whores and VR might be).

If you're a pedo or "please god make anime real" person (same thing usually... met very few of those guys who aren't pedos, not that there's anything wrong with that), and it's the only way you could live out your fetish, I guess I can kind of understand...
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Polly Crollerstone - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 07:28:04 EST ID:FH/DAOaF No.4701501 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701407

you should stop having sex then.
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Fritz Zwicky - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 08:05:41 EST ID:sQ4ucURj No.4701521 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT OTHER DUDE WHO COULDNT GET LAID!? THAT THREAD WAS DOPE. PEOPLE KEPT BUMPING IT TO REMIND EVERYONE HE STILL HASN'T GOTTEN LAID. HA HA HA
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Leader Thomas - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 08:52:06 EST ID:ddMLGMC9 No.4701532 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've never had sexual intercourse. What do I win?
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NellBunbanks.xif - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 08:56:05 EST ID:qsPly5aM No.4701533 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Haven't had sex in a year and the last time was really really bad.
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NathanielHurrytag.bin - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 09:10:56 EST ID:qGyj7rXh No.4701540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701407
I remember being in my 20s. Try 2 years.
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Bob the Killer Goldfish - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 09:14:01 EST ID:GaraCjmf No.4701542 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701540
you in your 30's? I thought it gets easier if you maintain an ok diet, maybe work out a little so you look relatively good for your age, then you get divorce pussy.
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Parasol Lady George - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 09:31:29 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4701552 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701542
A lot of truth to what you just said, I dont know about the divorce pussy though I tend to get younger, that is if you have your shit together.
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NathanielHurrytag.bin - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 09:36:21 EST ID:qGyj7rXh No.4701555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701542
I look good, younger even, am active, try to keep healthy. Thats why Im not hitting up clubs to bang sluts every weekend like you kids...soryy young adults
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PollySuzzlegold.avi - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 19:28:21 EST ID:eN0E2DJa No.4701815 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4701407
Celibate for life. 15 relationships later I've had it with untrustworthy psycho money grubbing bitches and their stank beef sandwich fleshy bullshit. SLAYER tho
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Augustus Cole - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 19:29:54 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4701816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701815
Casual sex is an inbetween.
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PollySuzzlegold.avi - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 19:32:58 EST ID:eN0E2DJa No.4701819 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701816
Inbetween aids and herpes lol
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Trainer Blue - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 19:44:20 EST ID:xiNFj+an No.4701823 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4701815
>Celibate for life. 15 relationships later
These are mutually exclusive.
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PollySuzzlegold.avi - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 19:49:00 EST ID:eN0E2DJa No.4701826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701823
I mean since then, if you have a different more appropriate one word term to simplify it I would live to hear it smartass
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Dormin - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 12:59:15 EST ID:jauoTcC4 No.4702109 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4701826
How about dumb-ass, that seems to fit your attitude. Smoke moar, chill the fuck out and go make some friends. Obviously you can't love someone else until you've learn to love yourself.

15 relationships? How low did you have to stoop to get some of those, huh? Don't you realize when dating you are choosing someone to represent your equal or better half? Good on ya, maybe you should be left alone if that's the case, go learn to be happy by yourself. Dude was just making a casual remark about your word choice, no need to show us how much more of a fag you are.
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Dana Scully - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 14:02:34 EST ID:oMg8+x7N No.4702118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You're posting on an anonymous image board about sex ... You never had sex OP.
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Elim Garak - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 14:26:26 EST ID:OpfrCSPi No.4702121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4701455

I got sames. Everybody around me seems to be obsessed with dumb superhero crap and zombies.
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Pigma Dengar - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 16:07:12 EST ID:bvzWXa0F No.4702138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4701409
Technically so, but, the only alternative is dousing your upper head area with ultrared waves induced from parasonic lamp that burns orgone.
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Henrietta Levitt - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 16:48:13 EST ID:PMS8bnDB No.4702149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4702121

what in the verse did contain this boundary route.


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