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God is good by Dan Miller - Sat, 05 May 2018 15:43:00 EST ID:htLQvdoI No.4710401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>be me yesterday
>get dropped off work an hour early
>decide to link up with gf to cop some H and some white
>meet her at bus stop
>she meets jolly african-american there that has both
>me and him go into the bathroom together so I can cop it
> KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>COME OUT GUYS
>security guard
>I get my shit and go w my gf
>go into gas station bathroom, shoot a speedball w the gf and im already on like 40mg addy
>proceed to start walking back when cops ambush us from every direction
>have full syringe of H in my pocket, a spoon, some needles, and drugs
>Proceed to fumble fuck around for my ID to show the cops
>ONe cop slams on the hood of the car and puts me in handcuffs to "Detain" me
>Cops ask if they can search my pockets and my bag
>Proceed to tell them a billion times I dont consent to searches
>they tell me if i help them theyll help me and all that bullshit
>cop keeps trying to move me to get whatever to fall out of my pockets
>proceed to keep saying i dont consent to searches
>gf is worried as fuck
>this high ranking officer that has dealt with me a billion times shows up
>cop is cool as shit and generally just wants to help
>pulls me aside and asks "Is there anything in your pockets you dont want them to see?"
>i tell him yes since i have a long history with him and he never seems to take me to jail
>He gets them to uncuff me and tells me to go about my business

holy fuck i got lucky
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Feeble Bongrip - Sat, 05 May 2018 15:46:53 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4710402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4710401
At least you didn't pimp your gf to some negro. I was worried that was the direction this was going.
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M'Pella - Sat, 05 May 2018 16:04:14 EST ID:0QG5VeEu No.4710403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i don't get why junkies use public bathrooms to shoot
just get comfy in your house
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SamuelGrimfoot.cbl - Sat, 05 May 2018 16:08:19 EST ID:cN/kIDkY No.4710405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4710403

I wonder how many junkies have homes to go to :p
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Charles Blazzlesock - Sat, 05 May 2018 16:21:46 EST ID:p9BurX3E No.4710409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4710401
Nice to hear about a good cop out there OP
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Teacher Edwin - Sat, 05 May 2018 16:26:03 EST ID:i+/IM0dL No.4710412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4710401
There's this one beat cop that hangs out downtown where I live and he's chill as fuck
Caught me and a bunch of other bar hooligans smoking weed and doing blow in the alley half dozen times just tells us to get lost because he has actual crimes to prevent.
>There are some decent police occifers out there
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Nate Diaz - Sat, 05 May 2018 16:33:34 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4710414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Nate Diaz - Sat, 05 May 2018 16:34:46 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4710415 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hedda Blettingwill - Sat, 05 May 2018 16:55:20 EST ID:lqoz+SRR No.4710422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4710414
>>4710415
that's a nice little meme u got urself ther son.
U mad son? perhaps u shouldn't be brekign the laws then?
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Maxine - Sat, 05 May 2018 17:40:27 EST ID:mFSA+zpy No.4710449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4710422
Wait for ~80 years and most targets go down by themselves like magic.
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Nathaniel Pittworth - Wed, 16 May 2018 23:38:02 EST ID:jjm64qW1 No.4715837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oliver Blatherwill - Wed, 16 May 2018 23:41:37 EST ID:W1xKUw20 No.4715838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Emma Pumblestone - Wed, 16 May 2018 23:47:36 EST ID:RFxPQjQo No.4715842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think we should enforce Plummer v. State and allow citizens to kill police officers who are violating their rights.
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Jaresh-Inyo - Wed, 16 May 2018 23:53:36 EST ID:KZ9ay4k7 No.4715845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Did a meth trade today. I was walking down mainsteet with my hook up. I thought i was getting pot. So he tells me to wait at the hit spot while he does the business. After being robbed so many times i start to panicked after 15 minutes. Walk up to where they did the deal presumably and yell "yolo!". See some guys come out on the porch, one of them my guy. Walk back to where he tells me to wait and wait. We walk back up mainstreet to host place where he takes a bump off the loot and givese the rest. Worrisome walk back to my place on the highway for 15 minutes. Just the other night a cop searched me for no good reason other than it was late. Make it back to my place and fire that shit up with some friends. Feels good man, like meth. Listening to music and watching porno. Drinking beer. Success.
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Mike Swick - Thu, 17 May 2018 00:01:49 EST ID:VAwC9DFu No.4715851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4710401
cops treat opiates super srs
>inb4 America grows heroin in Afghanistan
yeah, that's true. But your average cop isn't thinking about that shit.
take your righteous indignation elsewhere. Just get your shit through safer means
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Pokémon Prof. Ernest - Thu, 17 May 2018 00:10:12 EST ID:T4g2Uk4e No.4715862 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been thinking about becoming a cop. Seems like a chill line of work
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Parasol Lady David - Thu, 17 May 2018 01:34:10 EST ID:evMPB8Vw No.4715896 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715862
they make a fucking fortune, probably 5x what private security guards make and much better benefits too
if you need to work its probably a good job
i don't need to work *sneers haughtily*
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Priscilla Ganninghot - Thu, 17 May 2018 09:52:57 EST ID:fEThyA9L No.4716063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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FuckPendertene.tmp - Thu, 17 May 2018 09:59:25 EST ID:GwKdLK7D No.4716068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4715896
They average $60K, wouldn't call it a fortune. However, $5K a month goes a long way.

Also have the highest spousal abuse rates, so you get an excuse for beating your shrewish wife. BAKED SALMON AGAIN, ETHEL? I'LL LEARN YOU BAKED SALMON YOU RIPE SATIN TROLLOP

KAPOW KAPOW BLAM BLAM RIGHT IN THE KISSER
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ShittingPupperford.pm3 - Thu, 17 May 2018 10:17:18 EST ID:xDTINfqf No.4716073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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