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Spill the beans by Phoenix Wright - Tue, 15 May 2018 00:46:47 EST ID:DqJaE972 No.4714778 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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How much do you tip?
Shit Pittingwell - Tue, 15 May 2018 00:49:03 EST ID:jjm64qW1 No.4714779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The whole thing... Everytime i try to do just the tip I can't help myself and go balls deep!
CharlotteLightwell.gz - Tue, 15 May 2018 01:06:48 EST ID:sJHuRoK5 No.4714784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
at a nice restaurant 15%
anywhere else I don't tip, pizzaboys can fuck off with their begging. it isn't my fault corporations don't pay them higher wages
Menon - Tue, 15 May 2018 01:14:28 EST ID:xDTINfqf No.4714788 Ignore Report Quick Reply
tightass jackass
CharlotteLightwell.gz - Tue, 15 May 2018 01:15:28 EST ID:sJHuRoK5 No.4714789 Ignore Report Quick Reply
t. pizzaboi
The Great Sasuke - Tue, 15 May 2018 01:44:17 EST ID:hbhQMeZV No.4714800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
20%, but a minimum of 5 USD.

I'd just rather give some asshole too much of a gratuity than break out a calculator or wonder about the quality of my food the next time I'm there. Being a generous tipper gets you very little in the way of service except peace of mind, but that's enough for me.
Flip Kendrick - Tue, 15 May 2018 01:45:42 EST ID:PU7Cf1jp No.4714802 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I ain't doin maths and you can't make me, so I just give everybody five dollars for everything when I'm in the US.
Sincerely hope that after Canada nukes you all into oblivion, the mole people who reclaim the scarred earth will implement more sensible remuneration practices.
Pokémon Breeder Edwin - Tue, 15 May 2018 01:46:25 EST ID:UiHyKRG5 No.4714803 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Around 1.4”
Hex Maniac John - Tue, 15 May 2018 01:50:51 EST ID:sYnd26Bl No.4714805 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Tipping is a con job to shift the burden of fair wage onto the customer by exploiting basic human decency.
The Gobbledy Gooker - Tue, 15 May 2018 02:28:39 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4714810 Ignore Report Quick Reply
depends on what service. delivery guys can suck my dick. waiters can get 15-20. everyone else gets nothing. fuck tipping culture. i hope all you people who work jobs where u "need" to get tipped find a different job.
Vivi Ornitier - Tue, 15 May 2018 02:33:00 EST ID:t3KY2nmA No.4714811 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I tip them overboard and haul ass in my still untipped canoe.
William Fowler - Tue, 15 May 2018 02:45:08 EST ID:9ecHMkS0 No.4714813 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yes I tip. Proportionally to what I am buying. I’ll tip a couple dollars for ten in drinks. 5 to fifteen for a meal, depending what it is/ how much. etc...

Reason I tip is because its based. Rest of you who do not tip are forgettable.
Going out to town for any reason is frivilous by nature, so why wring up your face over a few extra dollars? The benefit is that you’re “that dude” who does not have to kiss ass or say anything to let someone else know you appreciate them. Just tip. And sure enough I go back to the same restaurants or bars and receive better, more humane treatment.
Warwick Davis - Tue, 15 May 2018 02:49:34 EST ID:fnHr0FPZ No.4714816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
At a restaurant? 15-20%, depending on how much the bill is and how much that comes out as the tip.
At a salon/barber? 20-25% since I usually get most of my hair cut off and don't come back for months (I do monthly trimming/cleanup myself).
Pizza/food delivery? $3 or $4 flat.
Lancelot de Casteau - Tue, 15 May 2018 03:22:28 EST ID:GwKdLK7D No.4714820 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If you have a set amount you tip, you're doing it wrong. This bullshit flat-rating is driving down the quality of service everywhere.

-A former waiter who was motivated to give better service by the once-normal practice of varying your tip size according to quality of service
Lt. Talas - Tue, 15 May 2018 04:12:04 EST ID:RGFYqsNk No.4714831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just one tip per classy lady or gentleman.
Arno Penzias - Tue, 15 May 2018 04:36:38 EST ID:i4H+WHvI No.4714833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I try my best not to tip, and Its the reason why i never go to restaurants, use taxis, or order pizza. It actually made me into a better cook.
I'll gladly tip my bartender, but only when she knows not to talk to me while im reading Hentai on my Smartphone. Took a while to get there, but now all i have to do is glance at her and she'll get me another pint. I always end up having a shit time whenever she's not there.

>I'll pay 20% but only for peace of mind

what the fuck?
Esther Pavingshaw - Tue, 15 May 2018 04:40:02 EST ID:nToLLoCr No.4714834 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Don't tip. When I do it's the spare change I have, a pound or so.

They usually put "gratitude" in the bill now anyway.
Flip Kendrick - Tue, 15 May 2018 04:52:44 EST ID:PU7Cf1jp No.4714837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think most people prefer you express your gratuity with a hug and a small kiss anyway.
The Gobbledy Gooker - Tue, 15 May 2018 04:53:54 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4714838 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fuck servers.
JZ Cavalcante - Tue, 15 May 2018 05:15:44 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4714841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just the tip
Robert Pattinson - Tue, 15 May 2018 06:46:09 EST ID://++so3b No.4714861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Move the decimal over one space, multiply by 2, then round to the nearest dollar amount.

One time I went to a place and paid cash and didn't have enough for a good tip so I left a joint. Idk if my waitress smoked but I really hoped she did
Kenny Powers - Tue, 15 May 2018 07:03:42 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4714864 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Even if she didn't smoke you gave her a good anecdote.
Stephen Hawking - Tue, 15 May 2018 07:57:28 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4714880 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't see the point in eating at places that would require tipping. Food is overpriced. Last place I went to was IHOP — for $8 I got a stack of 3 pancakes. Un-fucking-believable. You know. And it's like this everywhere... A $30 steak dinner, fuck that, I will go to the store and buy/cook my own stake. These places really only fulfill social purpose... Easy, quick dining for a party of people. Fortunately don't find myself in many "business meetings" and my friends enjoy cooking.

But ignoring that... It's state law that Denny's waitresses be paid minimuim wage, just like the fucking McDonalds grillperson. So, why am I giving her a tip, but not McDonalds grill boy? In fact, McDonalds grill boy worked much harder than her. What did she do? She took my order... She carried out a plate of food... Then she harrassed me every 5 minutes asking if everything was okay and if I needed anything, which I never did. Somehow all that entitles the high to 15% of my bill? How much is that? $1.20? And some people will pay as high as 50% of fhe bill, and give the bitch $4? For carrying plates, writing on a notepad, and annoying me?

Look, my point is that I stopped tipping even when I find myself in these situations. Fuck them, they don't deserve a tip, they're already getting paid. And I agree they should get paid more, but that shouldn't be coming out of my pocket, whoever owns IHOP should sell a fucking yacht and give the girl the dollar I've "neglected" to give her.

And all you fucking idiots who tip are just perpetuating this madness. It needs to end and the only way it ends is if you stop playing. The bitch can't spit in your food after the fact, just don't become a regular.
Isabella Drollyman - Tue, 15 May 2018 08:57:03 EST ID:fZqsbILt No.4714914 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol why are so fat and angry? Do you live in the south?
Tsukushi - Tue, 15 May 2018 09:00:17 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4714916 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>$8 for 3 pancakes

lol, jolly african-american you are lying. I went there yesterday and got 2 eggs, french toast, sausage, bacon and 2 pancakes for $9. Why are you lying about IHOP? Did Denny's pay you to make this post? Fucking Denny's shill...
Stephen Hawking - Tue, 15 May 2018 09:00:37 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4714917 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I'm not really angry, I just wanted to speak my mind. Fat? I'm 6'0" and I weigh 180lbs. If that's fat to you, okay. But I have hyperthyroidism and have spent most of my life medically underweight. I've gotten older, shit has slowed down, I put on 30lbs but I feel and look good so I'm not worried.
Stephen Hawking - Tue, 15 May 2018 09:12:49 EST ID:IEgs+Tii No.4714920 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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No I'm not lying, I swear on all that is special and holy. Pic related, I save my receipts dude. The stack of 3 pancakes was $7.60.

But here's the thing: I'm not an idiot. I'm a Jew and I would never pay $7.60 for 3 pancakes. The menu said $4.99 for 3 pancakes. Cunt hands me the check, shit says $7.60, I tried to argue it but they didn't care.

I will never eat at fucking IHOP for the rest of my life because of that, you're damn right I'm a shill for Denny's because Denny's doesn't pull that type of swindling.
Lancelot de Casteau - Tue, 15 May 2018 09:30:50 EST ID:GwKdLK7D No.4714928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If you eat at IHOP or Denny's, you get what you deserve

by which I mean diarrhea
The Gobbledy Gooker - Tue, 15 May 2018 09:38:42 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4714931 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you went to Dennys for pancakes at 2pm? I woke up really depressed this morning but at least im not this
Tsukushi - Tue, 15 May 2018 09:38:43 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4714932 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol, that's fucked up. Tbh, I worked at IHOP for a while and I wouldn't put it past them to do that. I bet the manager was telling waiters that they have to do that with low orders to bring up the bottom line. Pretty much every IHOP is constantly struggling and the only reason they survive are because of drunk people coming in late at night and old people coming after church. The waiter themselves would never want to do that because when the customer gets the check and it's more than they thought, they're always the ones that end up taking the hit. But yeah, fuck IHOP. Their food is alright sometimes, but Denny's is far superior.
Blast Thickneck - Tue, 15 May 2018 09:42:55 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4714937 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shari's has the same food along with pie plus it doesn't have a room full of depressing truck stop alcoholics in the back.
Hannah Hovingped - Tue, 15 May 2018 10:00:32 EST ID:P2El3EqN No.4714943 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Niggers go by percentages, a true man tips $3 regardless.
HannahCrangerleg.vxd - Tue, 15 May 2018 10:48:32 EST ID:QD7WHBc0 No.4714950 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It kind of depends. At a restaurant where there's some kind of actual wait staff, pretty much no less than $5, and generally about 20% to 25% if the tab comes to more than that. Unless the service was really shitty, but oddly enough that almost never happens to me. Usually it's something around that when I get food someplace without wait staff.

If it's at a coffee shop or something, it depends on how big a party I'm buying for and how weird their orders are (because somehow I'm the most functional member of any of my friends-groups and invariably wind up getting the tab there, too). Again, I rarely get shitty service, other than one occasion where the barista clearly felt that it was a personal affront that I was summoning him away from his computer.

I think to some extent, it's to make up for the fact that my father is a horrendous cheapskate. I actually do think that employees should be paid a reasonable formal wage from the outset and tipping done away with, but that isn't the world we, y'know, live in, and the people who refuse to tip because they're butthurt that their utopian vision doesn't match actual reality are just colossal assholes.
Molly Smallville - Tue, 15 May 2018 11:01:47 EST ID:N0g0spGA No.4714956 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If I spentd 100gbp on a meal and the service was good I'll rip them 10, minimum depending on the person and my financial state. in the UK there's different wage laws so tipping is more a courtesy than a moral/ ethical issue.
Aloucious McBreeze - Tue, 15 May 2018 11:03:08 EST ID:nCGxlI8e No.4714957 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I usually tip 25-45% for good service. Once every five or ten years I won't leave a tip at some place where the service is offensively bad. Restaurants that I go to somewhat regularly love me, and often bring out extra things for me, like special appetizers, menu items, or ingredients (like hot peppers).
Shit Pittingwell - Tue, 15 May 2018 11:43:39 EST ID:jjm64qW1 No.4714979 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Either Jolly NiggR or A Jew.... You sir are a tightass
Alfred Catface - Tue, 15 May 2018 11:46:17 EST ID:QDmuBNE/ No.4714980 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Its basically charity for the sad pathetic server. The proud people of Nihon consider tipping an insult, and i can totally see their point of view.
Cannabus Maximus - Tue, 15 May 2018 12:06:31 EST ID:JTIeOPlZ No.4714992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Living in China and tipping here is considered very dishonourable. I guess maybe tied to communism and the dangers of being seen accepting a bribe but mostly it seems to do with them getting the impression that if YOU tip you're doing it because you assume they need it and are lording your power over them.
Don't get me wrong, the Chinese seem to love money WAY more than your average person in the UK, but you absolutely cannot get away with tipping in a Chinese establishment.

Hong Kong seems a little different though. I have actually been charged a service fee one time in mainland China but that was in a hilton where I was paying loads for a single bottle of beer. They added on a service charge, I guess because it's an international brand that's gonna be getting mostly foreigners staying at it.

Other than that, back in the UK it would depend on a bunch of stuff. Usually I'd try to make it to 10% if I feel they deserved it, if not though I wouldn't have a huge issue without paying it. One thing I learned when I worked in the service industry is that woman seem to tip less.
The Great Sasuke - Tue, 15 May 2018 12:10:01 EST ID:hbhQMeZV No.4714993 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I feel you bro.

My mother enjoys making waitresses cry, will not tip above 15% without being coerced no matter the quality of service, and has a number of disgusting table habits including balling up chunks of half-chewed food in napkins and leaving them on the table, seat, or floor.

I am a generous tipper and a polite customer as a way to distance myself from that spiteful cunt.
Yoshimitsu - Tue, 15 May 2018 12:17:07 EST ID:TFOJoW00 No.4714995 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I bet the servers in grorious Nippon dont get paid 2.50 an hour
Flip Kendrick - Tue, 15 May 2018 12:19:22 EST ID:PU7Cf1jp No.4714997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Living in China and tipping here is considered very dishonourable
I think it's just confusing when you tip like an American, man. The right way to do it would be actually expressing why you're so grateful that you want to give the a gift and stick that shit in a red envelope or whatever, but that would be super weird to do unless you actually have an ongoing relationship with the person providing you service and they actually did something meriting gratuity (or it's close to Spring Festival maybe).

Exchanging monetary gifts is a big part of the culture and it's meant to be meaningful. Simply overpaying is just gonna weird people out and if you look or sound like a foreigner they'll probably just assume you're retarded and refuse the money.
Gutsman - Tue, 15 May 2018 12:21:29 EST ID:SjCUhKeL No.4714998 Ignore Report Quick Reply
First of all, its pronounced Nihon. Second, yes they get paid well enough to support themselves. We have a problem here in America, and tippers are only making it worse.
Flip Kendrick - Tue, 15 May 2018 12:29:35 EST ID:PU7Cf1jp No.4715001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>First of all, its pronounced Nihon
Actually, it's "Nintendo".
Stacy Keibler - Tue, 15 May 2018 12:32:38 EST ID:AQymNgyy No.4715002 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ummm, usually i want to tip 40 but i always end up tipping 60

if i want a blowjob instead i'll tip 60 or 80

it's more about the relaxing massage with release, than just the release itself, you know what I mean?
Phoebe Soggleway - Tue, 15 May 2018 12:32:49 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4715003 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Actually, it's "Nintendo".

No, it's Nipple.
The Great Sasuke - Tue, 15 May 2018 12:34:47 EST ID:hbhQMeZV No.4715004 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When I worked at Dunkin Donuts, my manager lied to customers, saying that we made the kinimum wage for tipped servers at the time, $2.50/hr. In reality, we made $7.50/hr, which was 10 cents over the minimum wage at the time, but he wanted the extra tips.

Maybe look into the wages for the various places you eat at before assuming that all servers make peanuts? My old boss ain't the only person who uses people like you.
Wade Widdle - Tue, 15 May 2018 12:36:05 EST ID:li968klp No.4715005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the problem isn't the people who leave tips, the problem is that in the 20's and 30's the hospitality industry in the USA lobbied successfully to have a two tier wage system implemented under the new deal minimum wage laws and have been working hard since to keep the system going so that the industry could continue to employ dirt cheap black and hispanic labour at below market value
Guardian of Forever - Tue, 15 May 2018 12:37:36 EST ID:5Vf4zwPf No.4715006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>be nihon waiter
>serving for group of wealthy tourists all night
>they make you bring out like 10 different trays for them through the course of the night
>they are overly polite every time you bring them drinks, trying their hardest to thank you in their broken japanese
>"we are so sorry for making you come out so much, this is our first time drinking sake, we just can't stop!"
>"no probemu it is my preasure"
>"ok haha, well we'll make sure this is our last round, we don't want to break your legs! haha"
>"huhuhuhuhuhuuu! no reery, it is pleasure to bring sake for you! many sake! drink well!"
>they do a whip round before they leave and give you a whopping 30000 yen tip
>"thank you so much, you've been lovely all night. maybe get a nice bottle of sake for yourself tonight, that is if you aren't sick by the sight of it by now! haha"
>jaw drops
>look at them with wide eyes
>they bow to you in unison
>it was your broken english, wasn't it?
>visit the bank on the way home
>take all the money out of your bank
>it was even less than the tip you just got
>get home and throw the dirty pity money into the trash
>put your legitimate savings into an envelope and send it out to your father
>grab your trusty samurai sword from the mantle-piece
>admire the master crafted tamahagane that you polish every week
>the light shimmering off of it seems to be in perfect harmony with the sound of steel singing from the scabbard
>a century old, but the letters engraved on the other side are eternal
>turn the blade over
>fucking ounce of weed taped to the back
Flatulent Frank - Tue, 15 May 2018 13:34:21 EST ID:RFxPQjQo No.4715026 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>live in socialist Yugoslavia
>be a waiter
>patrons try to come in
>no one wants to be here today
>entire restaurant takes turns berating the customers
>"go home motherfuckers we don't feel like cooking today"

how it should be imo
Rampage Jackson - Tue, 15 May 2018 13:56:07 EST ID:E0x8KwQY No.4715038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The only thing worse than being a shitty tipper is being a self-righteous shitty tipper. Fuck Reservoir Dogs for spreading that terrible ideology. A 15-20% tip is just part of the cost of eating out. If you don't want to do that you shouldn't be going out.

fucking cheap fucks
Marley Hashington - Tue, 15 May 2018 14:00:23 EST ID:WsxZKp3N No.4715042 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fuck yeah, now thats what I call worker control of the means of production!
Hugh Chovinghood - Tue, 15 May 2018 14:24:18 EST ID:SOa64w7m No.4715052 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I hate needy fucking tip jars. I top dollars when I've got it good. That's good when living on SSI.
Jean Bardet - Tue, 15 May 2018 15:06:13 EST ID:+PSJfGDA No.4715062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A friend of mine used to be married to someone like that. On the rare occasions we had to have her along for some reason, everyone went out of their way to make up for her shitty conduct. It probably looked pretty funny, actually. I wonder just how much spit she wound up eating. Anyway, eventually she got caught cheating on him and he finally got rid of her, and there was much rejoycing.
The Gobbledy Gooker - Tue, 15 May 2018 15:10:57 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4715066 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Listen. servers are scum. You should be tipping the dudes in the back working 14 hour shifts slaving in a hot kitchen but instead they only get a small percentage of the tips while stupid big tit bimbos walk around out front and scoop all the cash and leave after 5 hours.

Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Tue, 15 May 2018 15:11:06 EST ID: iLikEToleARn No.4715067 Report Quick Reply
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You people are surprised that they actually pulled this off, im out of the potential candidates, it certainly had some excellent scenes, and disappointment. Me and said, "we need to slow down, give it options, (mushy options) and center around whatever the fuck id like.
ClaraFanhood.bak - Tue, 15 May 2018 15:14:14 EST ID:rIMuxDZW No.4715069 Ignore Report Quick Reply
twenty percent or up
Oliver Sibblewill - Tue, 15 May 2018 15:14:33 EST ID:sGiqGglS No.4715070 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Brok'tan - Tue, 15 May 2018 15:16:30 EST ID:+zBA5DoL No.4715071 Ignore Report Quick Reply
20% and change. $1 per drink at a cafe.
Brok'tan - Tue, 15 May 2018 15:20:03 EST ID:+zBA5DoL No.4715073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also, it's self preservation. I go to the same places all the time, and servers shit in your food if they remember you're a bad tipper.

If you can't afford to tip the person standing between you and your food, just make your own food.
Mike Quackenbush - Tue, 15 May 2018 15:22:12 EST ID:KkUBh76I No.4715074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i worked in a restaurant
trust me, over tip them. don't be a reverse-triple-threat-jew to be edgy. these waitress and waitresses are people like YOU. *points at the internet*
Esther Pavingshaw - Tue, 15 May 2018 15:33:44 EST ID:nToLLoCr No.4715080 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Fuck off.
The Gobbledy Gooker - Tue, 15 May 2018 15:40:51 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4715081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No. Get another job or work in the kitchen and tell me about your tips.
The Gobbledy Gooker - Tue, 15 May 2018 15:42:52 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4715082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's my big problem. We are not tipping the person making the food. We tip the person who prances around and learns how to be as fake as possible to you in hopes to get the most tip. The kitchen ends up getting a shit percentage of tips.
Brok'tan - Tue, 15 May 2018 16:05:59 EST ID:+zBA5DoL No.4715089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well it's terrible if the restaurant isn't splitting tips. But it's up to the cooks to quietly sabotage their boss then.

But just make sure that you're meeting your own social obligation, so no one has personal beef with you... So you don't get your food shat in.
Tsukushi - Tue, 15 May 2018 16:15:47 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4715090 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Waiters essentially pay to wait on you if you don't tip. The system ain't right, but it's wrong for you to screw them like that. Also, it's kinda stupid to complain about because if tipping wasn't a thing, the food would just be more expensive so you're paying for it regardless.
Guardian of Forever - Tue, 15 May 2018 16:18:42 EST ID:5Vf4zwPf No.4715093 Ignore Report Quick Reply
isn't america like the only country to do this retarded tipping system and to not show VAT in the original price of things?

also use the metric system you dumb fucks yeah we might use stones and miles in the uk but at least our dates go D/M/Y instead of however the fuck you do it i'm gonna crimp on you bitches
Tsukushi - Tue, 15 May 2018 16:23:19 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4715094 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm not interested, stop trying to lure me in with a crimp
Jacare Souza - Tue, 15 May 2018 16:24:06 EST ID:fQXmZmmK No.4715096 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I will defend the American system to the death; not because it is better, but because I'm bitter about having to learn it!
David Otunga - Tue, 15 May 2018 16:27:22 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4715099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
We do it the way we do it because we're smarter.
D/M/Y? How the fuck does that make sense? 30/12/∞?
No. No no no. It should be ordered by potential, 12/30/∞ is much more flowing mathematically. The potential goes from smallest denomination to largest.
Guardian of Forever - Tue, 15 May 2018 16:37:01 EST ID:5Vf4zwPf No.4715100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
don't make me show you the fucking pyramid cause i will fucking show you the fucking pyramid if i have to
Beau MacMillian - Tue, 15 May 2018 16:42:40 EST ID:OwKUJaFF No.4715102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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show him the pyramid.
Tsukushi - Tue, 15 May 2018 16:47:28 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4715104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The guy in the middle right has gynecomastia
Guardian of Forever - Tue, 15 May 2018 16:48:27 EST ID:5Vf4zwPf No.4715106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i used the word crimp because it felt appropriate, looked up the definition and it made no sense anyway, but it felt so right that i just had to keep it in there. then you post this and remind me of it's true meaning. the subconscious mind knows whats up
Guardian of Forever - Tue, 15 May 2018 16:50:34 EST ID:5Vf4zwPf No.4715107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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ok boys, it's time to bust out THE PYRAMID
David Otunga - Tue, 15 May 2018 16:55:57 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4715109 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Month max = 12
Day max = 31
Year max = ∞

12, 31, ∞, makes more sense numerically.
Phoebe Soggleway - Tue, 15 May 2018 16:57:41 EST ID:bruBGo3D No.4715111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nah, its a shit system.
Kenny Powers - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:01:00 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4715112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If someone wants to know the date then you should start with the day of the month because they probably know what month it is already.
Walter Baade - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:05:30 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4715114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Because "May 15th" rolls off the tongue better than "The 15th of May"

If someone asks you the date, you say "The 15th", not "The Fifteenth of May, Two Thousand and Eighteen of the Current Era".
Kenny Powers - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:08:44 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4715116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>If someone asks you the date, you say "The 15th",
yeah exactly. Because that comes first.
Susur Lee - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:09:14 EST ID:6SXnvIHp No.4715117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Year/month/day if you want to easily sort multiple dates
Day/month/year for easy reading. Days are the most precise, which is generally what you want when reading a date.
Walter Baade - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:12:59 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4715119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No, because that's what day it is. This shit is so needlessly pedantic. Doesn't it embarrass you that literally no American has ever been confused or enraged by the European standard? It's only ever the other way around. Same thing with Imperial/Metric. Most Americans are fluent in both and can use them interchangeably when one is more appropriate than the other. It's only Europeans who seem to be incapable of wrapping their minds around different numeric systems.
Guardian of Forever - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:17:04 EST ID:5Vf4zwPf No.4715120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how the fuck does it make sense to go from the second-most precise measurement of time, to the first-most precise measurement of time, to the third most precise measurement of time (as is possible on a calendar)
Kenny Powers - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:18:46 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4715122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Of course Americans aren't confused by it, it's what they use as a standard. That doesn't mean it's not fucking stupid.
Walter Baade - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:18:51 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4715123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Because it's fucking conversational. You're not building a fucking rocket ship, you're telling some jerk at the bank what the date is.
Walter Baade - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:22:44 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4715127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
No, what I'm saying is that when an American is exposed to the European standard, they react like normal, rational human beings and just translate it in their head and move on. It's only Europeans who shit the bed and lose their minds when presented with the American standard.
Tsukushi - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:23:55 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4715128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
But for Brits, something like measuring the passing of time basically is rocket science. Because they're stupid.
Kenny Powers - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:25:13 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4715131 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Really? You've been privy to every time it's happened for each and you've seen it always happen like that? You're talking out your arse. Why would you flip out anyway? Ours makes sense.
Jacare Souza - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:26:39 EST ID:fQXmZmmK No.4715132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Recognition of the soundness of his logic would have better illustrated any strength your argument may have had.
Brok'tan - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:27:16 EST ID:+zBA5DoL No.4715133 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm a barely functional adult American who barely knows the date. I like saying the month first, because it buys me time to remember the date.
Guardian of Forever - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:28:31 EST ID:5Vf4zwPf No.4715134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
maybe that's because you see the way our dates work and the brain is like "ok that actually makes sense"

also the majority of the world use it the other way, when you're the odd one out you don't have the right to freak out about it.
Walter Baade - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:41:59 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4715138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Or maybe, just maybe any date format is equally valid. They all require the same amount of effort to remember and in the end, they're all interchangeable. M/D/Y is fine. D/M/Y is just groovy. Y/D/M is cool too. The only thing giving any of them value is universal recognition so the smart thing to do is use the the version most easily understood by the people you communicate with most frequently. Any "logic" used to "prove" one is superior to another is ultimately subjective, thus bogus.

And if you do encounter a different format, the worst case scenario is that you need to pause for a beat to figure out what "9/10/11" means.

Seriously though, it's hilarious how serious you Europeans get over this stuff. It's not about precision or logic, it's about saying your variant is superior to our variant and then you use contrived logic to prove your point when in reality, it just makes you look like pedantic dicks. I love how you'll go to such painstaking lengths to prove you're somehow better but in the end, you're still and forever will be exactly the same.
Kenny Powers - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:43:29 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4715139 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>The only thing giving any of them value is universal recognition
So... the one the most people use has value, the one that only Americans use doesn't. Got it.
Edwin Blatherridge - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:56:13 EST ID:RxGStnGk No.4715148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I tip 1 dollar for every 5 dollars I spend
Arena Tycoon George - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:56:45 EST ID:+E/Lmhrg No.4715149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The American only one is because they say "July the 7th" whereas everyone else says "7th of July". Its counter intuitive and dumb but this isn't a fahrenheit debacle.
Tsukushi - Tue, 15 May 2018 17:58:33 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4715150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Next 4/20 you autistic brits aren't allowed to smoke because you're giant faggots
Guardian of Forever - Tue, 15 May 2018 18:09:30 EST ID:5Vf4zwPf No.4715155 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it's a good thing that i celebrate april 20th then, which is hitler's birthday in whatever format you choose. personally i like to smoke mad weed and think about how well we (britain and the rest of europe) handled that war and were basically the ones who drove hitler to suicide. i also like to think about how gay the americans were, hopping in at the very end just so they didn't look like pussies to the rest of the world
Grand Nagus Smeet - Tue, 15 May 2018 18:37:31 EST ID:Wa0Ncof0 No.4715162 Ignore Report Quick Reply
every tiem
Girly Sanchez - Tue, 15 May 2018 22:00:55 EST ID:il+c3cRL No.4715218 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You forgot the part where he brings you free drinks and you tip him extra for it, essentially stealing from the restaurant. Those are my favorite waiters.
Melissa d'Arabian - Tue, 15 May 2018 22:24:59 EST ID:xgVlGeji No.4715226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
First of all the kitchen gets paid a regular wage and the server gets paid below minimum wage and relies on tips to make up the difference. How do you not know this?

Unless you're going to a fancy restaurant why does the person making the food deserve more money than the person serving it? Most kitchens these days are just mindless assembly lines.

And it's not even about that. It's about knowing they get paid jack shit and rely on tips to make a living. If you're going to support a business that treats people like slaves then at least be a decent fucking human being and tip so the person "prancing around" can afford to eat too.

If tipping wasn't a thing you'd be paying more for your food. You're not paying "extra" by tipping. You're not entitled to shit. They're not your servants.
Luiz Cane - Tue, 15 May 2018 22:29:04 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4715230 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The only places I eat where tipping is an option are nice enough that no one is worrying about how much it costs.

The system is broken.
B'Elanna Torres - Tue, 15 May 2018 22:40:50 EST ID:jjm64qW1 No.4715234 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is the only right answer... For all you whiny ass FOH bitches, WHERE is the BOH (you know the people doing the REAL work and EARNING that tip you demand) share of these massive tax free wages you take home DAILY???? Always bitching about equality....ATE NO FUN WHEN THE RABBITS GOT THE GUN IS IT BITCH
Luiz Cane - Tue, 15 May 2018 23:00:02 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4715235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did you quit fisting your pisshole long enough to ask someone to type this for you?
Melissa d'Arabian - Tue, 15 May 2018 23:10:18 EST ID:xgVlGeji No.4715240 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>it isn't my fault corporations don't pay them higher wages
That means nothing. You're the one who ordered the fucking pizza KNOWING this was the case and that you weren't going to tip. You decided this person should have to provide YOU a service without being compensated fairly. You knowing wasted another persons time to benefit yourself. And you do realize if the company paid them normal wages you'd be forced to pay more for your pizza? So you saved money by taking it from the person who deserved it. You're just as bad as the company.

Should the corporation pay more? Yes. Should employees fucking revolt against the corporations? Yes. Should you take advantage of the fact that people have not all miraculously gotten together and risked their own well-being to start a revolution against their employers?

Oh but pizzaboys are "begging". Clearly THEY'RE the leeches and not the person USING them to save a few bucks.

You're a piece of shit. I hope you're not dumb enough to order from the same place twice without tipping. I wouldn't spit in your food, but I definitely wouldn't care if somebody did.
Luiz Cane - Tue, 15 May 2018 23:15:39 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4715242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'd have to register as a sex offender if anyone ever got wind of what I do to pizzas that are headed to non tipping regular's addresses.
Melissa d'Arabian - Tue, 15 May 2018 23:18:48 EST ID:xgVlGeji No.4715246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The customer either pays less or the same as they would if the company paid their employees better, unless the customer tips more than average. It's the company taking advantage of the idea that everyone has basic human decency. The company saves money by paying less. The customer will either make up the difference or be greedy

Nobody is denying it's a shit system. We're just saying you're a POS for being greedy and making up a million excuses for leeching off of the people who serve your fucking food.
Shitting Sonkinstet - Tue, 15 May 2018 23:19:03 EST ID:6BtBVdyo No.4715247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
as a former pizza boy if you're a regular delivery customer who doesn't tip we would make your food shitty til you stopped ordering
Pootie Tang - Tue, 15 May 2018 23:47:29 EST ID:mZ41no/B No.4715258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
See, its because of this self entitled crap that makes never order pizza. I'm telling you, dont ever tip. These guys are fucking terrorists lol.
Chris Hero - Tue, 15 May 2018 23:57:22 EST ID:MtibnJyG No.4715260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yeah people who depend on gratuity for salary can become pretty entitled.
Shitting Sonkinstet - Tue, 15 May 2018 23:57:56 EST ID:6BtBVdyo No.4715262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fuck you buddy, don't order any pizza then. come pick it up if you don't intend to tip you insufferable dickbag, if you don't tip and order again you're getting a garbage pizza next time.

when I delivered pizzas I gave you shit service the next time if you tipped under $5
Ben Dover - Wed, 16 May 2018 00:00:25 EST ID:PU7Cf1jp No.4715263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, luckily pizza boi is one of the most dangerous jobs. Maybe all the ones getting raped and slowly dissected in basement dungeons as we speak completely deserved it.
Sherlock Holmes - Wed, 16 May 2018 00:16:03 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4715272 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're fucked dude. I worked for over five years in kitchens. Servers get paid less hourly but end up with hundreds of dollars more at the end of every shift. Every single place I've worked at the serves end up making way more and work less. Kitchens are not just mindless assembly lines either. You've obviously never worked in a kitchen. Unless it's garbage food. The person "prancing around" always has a nicer appartment. Better lifestyle and MORE money then the kitchen. Fuck off with this bullshit.
Chris Hero - Wed, 16 May 2018 00:30:47 EST ID:MtibnJyG No.4715275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've worked at a bunch different restaraunts and can confirm. Unless it's some shithole diner the servers make considerably more for less work.
on an average night they make 1.5 to 2 times and on a good night it can be way more.
People just tip too much because there's so much stigma about tipping too little.
Alton Brown - Wed, 16 May 2018 00:43:46 EST ID:1dy6eTvx No.4715282 Ignore Report Quick Reply
15-30%, typically 20. Like any decent person
Jose Garces - Wed, 16 May 2018 01:04:01 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4715289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was a pizza boi for years. Had no idea. Maybe I should turn the tables and capture one now. While buttfucking him in my pizaa lair I'll tell him that I was just like him once, and that I know how hard it is. Then I'll put the pizza in his butt.
Melissa d'Arabian - Wed, 16 May 2018 01:15:05 EST ID:xgVlGeji No.4715295 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>hundreds of dollars more at the end of every shift
Hundreds of dollars MORE? Let alone a hundred dollars period... Where the hell are you working? And why didn't you become a server?

I've worked as a cook and server in several locations. What I said was a bit dickish. I just meant that one was never harder than the other. The only time servers made more was when they deliberately undertipped the bussers or there was some kind of event that made the store super busy. And honestly, the servers do deserve more because they have to deal with assholes all day long, carry giant trays, actually be outgoing to earn extra(not just simply BE a server), but that's just my opinion/experience. I'd much rather be a cook/assembly. It's less humiliating.

I don't think one is harder than the other. I just think it pays off slightly more for the server to try harder, while the cook gets the same no matter how hard he works. Neither one makes enough money. Both should be pissed off. If you're jealous of servers your priorities are straight fucked.

And honestly, people who chose to be servers always seemed more outgoing and smarter with their money, while the cooks were always burnouts who spent all their money on video games and weed, took 20 smoke breaks, hated the servers, unwilling to deal with customers etc... Any one of which could have become a server by asking. So it's hard to believe you. Again, just my experience.
Melissa d'Arabian - Wed, 16 May 2018 01:24:57 EST ID:xgVlGeji No.4715299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
And one more thing. I didn't really mean "mindless assembly line". If somebody said that to me in the kitchen I'd want to punch them in the face. It's tough work. It's hot, demanding, fast paced, requires constant attention to detail. I just mean there's not much "cooking" involved. You're not really responsible for the food being "good". It's mostly just following rules and using prepared stuff. You either get it right or you screw up.

But what you said about servers makes me think you worked at a nicer restaurant than I ever did, so we might be from two different worlds here.
Phoenix Wright - Wed, 16 May 2018 01:38:02 EST ID:T5WQ2mbi No.4715303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
in my experience servers 95% of the time have cocaine problems
Sherlock Holmes - Wed, 16 May 2018 01:58:55 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4715309 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes. Hundreds or more. I didn't make that up. I'm not bullshitting. I imagine you don't live in a big city. The places I worked. Small and big. Had lots of people going through them.
Sherlock Holmes - Wed, 16 May 2018 02:03:36 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4715310 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also there are no tv stations about servers. no schools for servers. no netflix specials about serves. maybe some books about servers. You could be replaced with robots.


And we get paid way less unless you're high ranking. And being high ranking in the kitchen industry sucks balls. Then you get even worse hours. A shit salary. "day rate" which is garbage. Everyone expects you to be able to do everything. 6 day weeks.

I don't know what to tell you man. The only people I know who think servers deserve the money they get are servers. Your whole idea that cooks are lazy burnouts shows that you have no idea what you are talking about. You've only worked at shit places. It reads.
Kitty Pride - Wed, 16 May 2018 02:13:40 EST ID:sYnd26Bl No.4715314 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Nobody is denying it's a shit system. We're just saying you're a POS for being greedy

That sentiment is what keeps a shit system in play by exploiting morality-based peer pressure.
Mab Splattershit - Wed, 16 May 2018 02:16:59 EST ID:tWa0MEO6 No.4715316 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm superstitious and three is a lucky number that you can use three lucky times. I want good things to happen.
Paul Bocuse - Wed, 16 May 2018 02:24:02 EST ID:VAwC9DFu No.4715318 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>tfw when saucier and made over $300 today.
Ya'll niggas need to step your game up.
I doubt any servers made more than that today, Friday will be a different story. But then again if you're getting buttmad about someone making more money than you you might as well enjoy your life of misery. No one here will ever be Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates, someone will always be doing way less and making way more money than you.
Sherlock Holmes - Wed, 16 May 2018 02:27:11 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4715320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It doesnt matter if people make more money then you but when people make more money then you for less and rub it in your face every day it gets painful. I know a lot of cooks who stopped cooking because of this(and many other reasons). Ones who were much better then I'll ever be.
FannyGengerhall.ps - Wed, 16 May 2018 03:48:18 EST ID:nToLLoCr No.4715349 Ignore Report Quick Reply
im on 10 an hour in the kitchen and my ex gets 8 an hour on the floor. I do good, I get to hang back and listen to tunes all day, it's hardly cooking either, just slapping meat down and knowing when to turn it for med/rare/ well done etc. The rest is just dunked into a fryer. Piss easy.
FannyGengerhall.ps - Wed, 16 May 2018 05:15:43 EST ID:nToLLoCr No.4715352 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I cum in everything I make too and it's just me and my friend in the kitchen so we both cum on things and when I am out of cum he cums on it for me.
Ellen Brownpaste - Wed, 16 May 2018 10:05:19 EST ID:mXPqtylK No.4715435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Skier Shit - Wed, 16 May 2018 15:39:55 EST ID:sDoncv4T No.4715593 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I always tip, and I always over tip. If I'm buying food for X dollars, 20 to 30 percent of that cost is still nothing to me. It isn't really about giving wages or being nice. It's about overtipping because I can and I want people to know I can. I also get excellent service at my frequently visited locations. I have a big dick ergo I tip accordingly.
Shawnathon Cuntingfuck - Wed, 16 May 2018 19:34:04 EST ID:9AwKZDCA No.4715704 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I am a selfish prick
Ninja Boy Archie - Wed, 16 May 2018 21:42:29 EST ID:blj1ib4x No.4715768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
same unless they go out their way to provide a good service
Arya Stark - Wed, 16 May 2018 23:07:58 EST ID:D3b068lv No.4715817 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how are you?!
Bubkins Jerrycurl - Wed, 16 May 2018 23:29:46 EST ID:bXjto5lB No.4715831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Don't know about the dick thing, but tipping well is a surefire way to get treated like a king each and every visit.

Basically, if you apply stripper-rules to waiters and waitresses they'll give you the restaurant equivalent of extra private room services.
Emma Pumblestone - Wed, 16 May 2018 23:52:11 EST ID:RFxPQjQo No.4715844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I tip out of courtesy, try to aim around 15% but sometimes I go up to 20 just because I feel like being generous. This one time a pizza delivery boy tried to be funny and did some weird shit when giving me my pizza, like he was presenting a magical item in a video game, and I almost withheld my tip I was so unimpressed. I just want to give you the little bit of money and then have him give me the pizza and then him fuck off. That's all, man.

In general people underrate the value of random acts of kindness. People like to dish out the shit they receive in their everyday lives, and that's just really sad.
Spock - Thu, 17 May 2018 02:25:04 EST ID:S4RGlLZu No.4715908 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dont confuse your misguided act of charity for kindness. There is nothing kind about what you do.
Gabriel Gonzaga - Thu, 17 May 2018 03:14:20 EST ID:3U4PR8zB No.4715930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4714778 I tip your mom by cumming in her fat ass.
Obi-wan Kenobi - Thu, 17 May 2018 04:34:48 EST ID:laMBDCNW No.4715955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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20% unless the server was a serious dick to me for no reason. Food service is literally the worst job in terms of difficulty-to-salary ratio. Fuck working in restaurants. After one month of busting my ass, taking abuse, watching my co-workers make people's orders after handling raw meat without washing their hands, and being forced to work a three-person kitchen by myself while getting screamed at in Spanglish, I put a burger in the face of the manager's power-tripping nepotist shit larvae kid, walked the fuck out, and never ever looked back. I'd rather literally shovel shit for a living.

Tip your servers, it'll make them feel slightly less like they're in fucking hell.
Clark Kent - Thu, 17 May 2018 05:14:08 EST ID:UDz4i4mP No.4715962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>give your server free money, it will make them feel better about their shit job

Not my responsibility. I aint giving you money for shit you didnt do. Fuck off
Joanna Cassidy - Thu, 17 May 2018 05:25:53 EST ID:9lcUB5tl No.4715964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Top thread comment right here lol

Anyway why should I pay someone for their job they already do and get paid for? it's not my fault if the pay is bad, get a different job if you dont like it .
Raymond Oliver - Thu, 17 May 2018 05:39:14 EST ID:xIvA5Qzu No.4715971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't tip unless I eat at a fancy restaurant and genuinly enjoyed the service and food.
Because I live in a 1st world country where people earn a living wage.
CharlotteSecklebanks.dd - Thu, 17 May 2018 06:22:16 EST ID:oKwu3Bth No.4715988 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tipping isn't really done in europe
CharlotteSecklebanks.dd - Thu, 17 May 2018 06:37:49 EST ID:oKwu3Bth No.4715989 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's because our measurement system is logical and easily calculatable.

Mean while you guys have a whole fuckrollercoaster of 3.435 feet in 1.3yards = 1 furlong

Just admit it, the reason the world uses the metric system is because it is logical and easy.
Abyss - Thu, 17 May 2018 07:47:24 EST ID:vGzHiA47 No.4716006 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Typical response from a simple-minded metric user. We understand the imperial system is simply too cumbersome for your ordinary mental capacities to operate on a regular basis.

>..."(t)he reason the world uses the metric system is because it is... ...easy."

Hahaha oh boy. Good one. Yes, we know
Harmonious Fartingstor - Thu, 17 May 2018 07:48:39 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4716007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hahah yeah that stereotype of how clever Americans are. Can't argue with that!
Abyss - Thu, 17 May 2018 08:01:33 EST ID:vGzHiA47 No.4716017 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The jealousy is palpable. We can't all be in he United States. I'm sorry.
WilliamGreenwell.csv - Thu, 17 May 2018 08:06:05 EST ID:qIiUslUu No.4716022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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dog bless
Abyss - Thu, 17 May 2018 08:11:49 EST ID:vGzHiA47 No.4716023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Praise the flag! God bess
GeorgeGrimfoot.jpeg - Thu, 17 May 2018 08:26:39 EST ID:+tpuh0iw No.4716028 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Eugene Docklestog - Thu, 17 May 2018 09:45:13 EST ID:xgVlGeji No.4716061 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This thread has convinced me to leave this site forever. I can't believe how many the future-tier antisocial haters come here and spew their retarded ignorance. FFS have they even smoked weed once in their lives?
Abyss - Thu, 17 May 2018 09:51:49 EST ID:vGzHiA47 No.4716062 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You'll be back... They always come back.
Jean-Luc Picard - Thu, 17 May 2018 10:35:14 EST ID:xiNFj+an No.4716080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Mike Swick - Thu, 17 May 2018 10:40:05 EST ID:VAwC9DFu No.4716083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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yeah it's pretty gay.
IDK I feel like it's an ebb and flow, don't act like foreigners shitposting here is anything new.
brb getting twizzlered real quick
Archie Gobblehadging - Thu, 17 May 2018 10:46:27 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4716088 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Betsy Chaddlefuck - Thu, 17 May 2018 10:53:23 EST ID:on6Hwwut No.4716095 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i noticed a few apus and brainlets recently, idk whats going on i thought the mods banned people for posts even remotely mentioning something from the future
Jun Akiyama - Thu, 17 May 2018 13:56:36 EST ID:ZerTlh6R No.4716216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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IMO there seemed to be some kind of refugee crisis around ~2013 here and quality rapidly went downhill. I remember noticing that this place had become so insufferable that I bailed out for several years by 2015. Coming back now, it's better in some ways and worse in others. It's not the 420chins that got me hooked in the first place anymore, though.
Shuri - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:07:07 EST ID:XhvAPMi7 No.4716222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I miss how chill everyone used to be. It's all angry guys at each others throats now. Also where is netjester?
WilliamPickwater.dir - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:15:29 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4716226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Better than mopey meta posts
Kip Thorne - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:17:31 EST ID:XuQfNk/o No.4716228 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're thinking of 7 chan, a common though not entirely unwarranted misconception
Shuri - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:03:17 EST ID:XhvAPMi7 No.4716255 Ignore Report Quick Reply
See what I mean? Pieces of human garbage. Smoke more, chill out, petulant child.
The Warden - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:06:51 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4716256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol take your own advice
WilliamPickwater.dir - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:26:37 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4716269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He'll never be able to smoke and chill like he used to, RIP Shuri
Shuri - Thu, 17 May 2018 16:29:50 EST ID:XhvAPMi7 No.4716303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I would buy I'm at work and my dude just sold his last vape pen so I choose to be angery
WilliamPickwater.dir - Thu, 17 May 2018 16:35:30 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4716307 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You telling me you don't even SMOKE in the first place? Tsk tsk
Shuri - Thu, 17 May 2018 16:39:04 EST ID:XhvAPMi7 No.4716308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well I do now since I can't have a cheeky workplace dab pen
Bruon Rossi - Thu, 17 May 2018 20:01:06 EST ID:HV6NJW5K No.4716492 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hi my order is 37 and im gonna give him a 50 and im not from us am i good?
Grimp - Thu, 17 May 2018 20:02:28 EST ID:qMpluD0L No.4716493 Ignore Report Quick Reply
thats more than enough
Bruon Rossi - Thu, 17 May 2018 20:09:08 EST ID:HV6NJW5K No.4716499 Ignore Report Quick Reply
good, good.
Marc Forgione - Thu, 17 May 2018 21:03:46 EST ID:HFHUv8bS No.4716550 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I usually tip 40%-60%.

If I go to lunch at my favorite mexican restaurant and my total comes out to $8.49, I'm going to tip AT LEAST five dollars. It's not a matter of tipping big. It's a matter of I live in a first world country and if I'm going to even bother with the complete UTTER waste of money that is going out to eat, then what's another five or six dollars for a tip that will make my waiter's day?

Also, people remember me. They're like, "Hey! That's the guy who tips seven dollars on a ten dollar meal, let's give him the best fucking service in the entire universe!"

The owner/head bartender at my favorite local pub fucking loves me. I don't even go in there often, but I can show up after three months never stopping in and that guy shouts my name out over the crowd first thing when I walk in.
Midna - Thu, 17 May 2018 21:10:34 EST ID:dsDRA5Dc No.4716551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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See that's the thing that people who don't tip just don't understand ...

What you're actually paying for when you tip is status as a preferred customer. The more % over the cultural norm that you tip, the more preferred of service you receive in the future.

Which comes in handy a lot. Especially when you go to bars with girls/boypucci that you're in the process of trying to tap that night.
Rick Bayless - Thu, 17 May 2018 21:50:26 EST ID:5RFZyX4i No.4716585 Ignore Report Quick Reply
3 to 5 $s

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