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I have a crazy idea by Boddy Roode - Wed, 16 May 2018 22:56:57 EST ID:v91/EK9+ No.4715804 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Some input from ladies would be nice.
What if I pierced my cock on the underside and put a thin gauge tube through the piercing attached to a bowl. The tube would be in my urethra but not sticking out. This way it would be possible to smoke weed by sucking my cock and lighting the bowl. I could wrap the tube and bowl around the shaft alot of ways. Could this work as a gimmick? Like hey want to smoke weed from my dick?
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Boddy Roode - Thu, 17 May 2018 00:09:45 EST ID:v91/EK9+ No.4715861 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715804
Awe come on, no takers?
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Jaresh-Inyo - Thu, 17 May 2018 00:14:15 EST ID:KZ9ay4k7 No.4715867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Lol
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Viacheslav Datsik - Thu, 17 May 2018 00:14:28 EST ID:THF/nn94 No.4715869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715861
Bitch up dude, you know it's a retarded idea nb
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Boddy Roode - Thu, 17 May 2018 00:16:01 EST ID:v91/EK9+ No.4715870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715869
Yeah dude it's retarded af. That's why some stoned girls may find it funny and go for it
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William Bardway - Thu, 17 May 2018 00:26:34 EST ID:hbhQMeZV No.4715874 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm just a stoned fag, but I like it.

That said, it will most likely not work and even if it did, the side results would most likely be terrible.
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Boddy Roode - Thu, 17 May 2018 00:45:29 EST ID:v91/EK9+ No.4715885 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715874
The gauge of tube and application would be everything. I'm not saying it would be popular, but I bet there are plenty of people who would try smoking my pipe
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 00:51:40 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4715887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I imagine your piss would come out every which way.
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Morn - Thu, 17 May 2018 00:59:41 EST ID:li968klp No.4715888 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bruh pipes heat up when you smoke out of them, are you ready for blistering burns on the inside of your cock? Bitch up or don't, the choice is yours.
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Jon Arryn - Thu, 17 May 2018 01:03:26 EST ID:PU7Cf1jp No.4715889 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why would you want fire that close to your cock? Plus the smoke close to the bowl is going to be insanely hot and will roast your meats. Smoking is also unhealthy for you, although I'll admit there are some tantric techniques about literally sucking smoke into your dick and expelling it that you could play with.

A much better idea would be an e-vape. No ungainly bowl to deal with, and lower temperatures, and much more herb-efficient, and a more pure unadulterated taste of flower to mingle with the gross smegma-tainted palette of your sweaty donk.

Additionally once you have a lithium battery implanted in your taint there's no limits to the augments you can add from there. Mobile phone vibrator motors are tiny, as are bluetooth chips. Combine the two and you could play music via vibrational bone conduction into her skull as she pulls vapour, for her pleasure. And for the delight of onlookers, why not a few synchronised RGB LEDs?
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 01:07:20 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4715890 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Imagine having to piss but not being able to because you have a ball of resin in your urethra.
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Boddy Roode - Thu, 17 May 2018 01:10:58 EST ID:v91/EK9+ No.4715891 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>A much better idea would be an e-vape

>and a more pure unadulterated taste of flower to mingle with the gross smegma-tainted palette of your sweaty donk.

I ducking lol'd
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Shit Nebberwit - Thu, 17 May 2018 01:32:48 EST ID:wRbTTlFP No.4715895 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i dunno dude sounds like a bad idea. bitch up.
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Gabriel Gonzaga - Thu, 17 May 2018 03:01:36 EST ID:3U4PR8zB No.4715921 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4715895 Bitch down, ya doofy ass-knob.
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William Bardway - Thu, 17 May 2018 03:12:44 EST ID:hbhQMeZV No.4715928 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4715921
Hey bitch you buddy
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Morn - Thu, 17 May 2018 03:19:45 EST ID:li968klp No.4715932 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715921
No need to bitch around the bush here bud
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Amanda Swizzlestick - Thu, 17 May 2018 03:47:40 EST ID:W5kG/fG9 No.4715940 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4715932 shaddup ya fatty with a skinny dick
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ThomasGreenfuck.ht - Thu, 17 May 2018 05:27:34 EST ID:nToLLoCr No.4715966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715940

your dick looks fucked up.
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Artemis Croakinsmack - Thu, 17 May 2018 09:13:07 EST ID:OhjB6N8S No.4716044 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4715804
just do it and post results.
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:17:25 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716044
Fuck no dude. I was hoping someone else might think it was a good idea and try it. Maybe someone who already has a gauged dong
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Mezoti - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:18:49 EST ID:tYRAzXyv No.4716265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4715940
what a sad looking little thing

that guy looks like he only has one ball

it's so small it's kind of cute


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