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TFW you don't live with women by Matilda Pundleway - Thu, 17 May 2018 12:57:25 EST ID:Fzqf8bIc No.4716184 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I had to change apartments twice in the past 6 months because my roommates were horrible post-wall women who were constantly either sobbing because of their boyfriends or storming around the house because I didn't do 100% of the chores. Now I live alone and only have to listen to my upstairs neighbors fight and stomp around every day. Feels great man. Sucks for that dude though.
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Dr. Eggman - Thu, 17 May 2018 13:00:47 EST ID:XOWVLyDA No.4716187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4716184
Nice one
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Nathaniel Fanwater - Thu, 17 May 2018 13:13:24 EST ID:wea4iTxT No.4716192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The best part about living on your own is that mystery stains magically stop appearing in the bathroom overnight. Every stain in your bathroom is accounted for.

I swear for a while I genuinely thought there was like some shitty version of santa claus who visited the houses of college students who live together and put a bunch of stains in the bathroom every night.
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Matilda Pundleway - Thu, 17 May 2018 13:51:50 EST ID:Fzqf8bIc No.4716214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716192
That kind of stuff bothers me a little bit, but what I really can't stand are the constant emotional outbursts that come with living with women. They're just so toxic and draining to be around. After 20 years of living with my mom, 3 years of living with my gf, and 1 year of living with random women, I no longer think the game is worth the candle.
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Betsy Chaddlefuck - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:02:47 EST ID:on6Hwwut No.4716220 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4716214
im hopping between living with my mum and my dad at the minute, if things go to plan i should have money to get a private rent sorted next month. but yeah, i'll be talking with my mum, ask her a simple question, she assumes i'm being patronising or some shit and changes her tone. i stay calm and just repeat myself, prefacing it with "i was just saying x". she raises her voice this time, i'm just like what the fuck did i even say to piss her off it was a basic ass question. i raise my voice in retaliation cause that shit would piss anybody off, i don't go all out shouting cause i can hold my shit together to some extent, she's raising decibels with every word though. i think i'd literally just be rephrasing the normal ass question i was saying in different ways, and she's twisting everything out of proportion. then she realises what happened like 2 minutes after calming down, says she's sorry for blowing up and asks for a hug. i only stay like every other week, but it happens every fuckin time. it must be fun going through every day as an emotional rollercoaster
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Matilda Pundleway - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:13:43 EST ID:Fzqf8bIc No.4716225 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716220
Sounds very similar to my experience.

I used to think gay guys had it easier, but something about taking a cock seems to make all people more emotional.
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Arthur Catpoop - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:17:12 EST ID:DXQXl2wW No.4716227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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God fucking damn ad service, do you have to be so savage?
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Emma Pumblestone - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:19:09 EST ID:RFxPQjQo No.4716229 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The only way I'd put up with that shit is if they were a dominatrix. Then it's my fetish.
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:25:34 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4716230 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What part of your better judgement makes you think any of this is interesting or that anyone besides yourself gives a fuck. Take it back to face book you dish cleaning bitch boy.
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Matilda Pundleway - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:28:34 EST ID:Fzqf8bIc No.4716231 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4716230
I wanted to share my happiness about being free and possibly inform others who might have been considering getting a female roommate. It is ALWAYS a bad idea.
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WilliamPickwater.dir - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:30:21 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4716232 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716230
Clean out your gross wastebasket, lady. I'm up to my elbows in your spent cottonballs
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:31:01 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4716233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716231
You wanted to make a shit thread.

You are the type of guy that lives with chicks while paying rent and doesn't fuck them or drive their car around, why should anyone listen to any advice you have to give.
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Ed Tom Bell - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:32:44 EST ID:kHyqFESe No.4716235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716233
yeah man, fuck them and drive their car
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:37:02 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4716237 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716235
And pay rent in dick.

Are you guys mormons or morons or something? shit's simple.
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WilliamPickwater.dir - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:38:50 EST ID:gjwkw6he No.4716238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716233
Do you let your boytoy plow you before or after he gasses up the car?
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Doris Draggleketch - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:44:36 EST ID:kHHR4HEL No.4716242 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Most anti women threads are absolute shit but making the argument that women suck to live with is okay. Fuck that shit. My roommate fucking clutters the shit out of the bathroom counter and leaves her gross women stink everywhere. One time I went to go take a shit and there was menstrual blood on the toilet seat somehow.
Also most women I've known are really messy. It kinda drives me insane because I'm a bit anal. That's just young women though. I need to find a middle aged women to be my sugar mama.
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Matilda Pundleway - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:52:43 EST ID:Fzqf8bIc No.4716247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4716233
I just got trolled for the first time in 4 years yesterday, so you're gonna have to try harder than that to rustle my jimmies today.

>>4716242
I hate to break it to you but middle-aged women aren't much better. The last woman I lived with was middle-aged. The couple who are constantly screaming at each other are middle-aged. Might have more to do with them smoking pot all day though.
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 14:56:53 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4716251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716247
No one is trying to "rustle your jimmies"

I legitimately think you are stupid faggot.
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Matilda Pundleway - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:09:11 EST ID:Fzqf8bIc No.4716258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>stupid
>faggot
I-I'm not mad! I don't even care what you think!
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Hedda Gettingsotch - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:14:39 EST ID:rIMuxDZW No.4716260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i live with 3 ladies - they're all real kind and respectful of me & our space.
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Mezoti - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:17:56 EST ID:tYRAzXyv No.4716264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4716242
Yeah one time I was living with a girl and she got menstrual blood on the bottom of the toilet seat. Like, bitch, how?

Another girl I lived with left a cup of milk out so long it turned into a cup of mold. She once left tea out so long it turned black, so I drank it because I thought it was coffee. I was probably only saved by the fucking vodka I put in it.

Another girl would never, ever, do her fucking dishes. I told her to, and she responded with "You're not the boss of me!"

Honestly, American women are just shit. There, I said it. They're children who never have to deal with the consequences of their actions.
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:35:43 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716281 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716264
Dammit now I got to tell a story... fuck it's long so I'll try my best to condense it...

Yellow text!
>be in relationship with pretty redhead.
>lots of sex, cool beans
>have to move out, move in with her
>find out she never leaves the bed, never does dishes, barely showers, leaves moldy liquid cups everywhere, leaves general shit everywhere, won't even cook for herself while I'm home, eats a fuck ton while I'm gone, smokes all my weed and complains if I buy more but complains more if we are out, she gets really fat
>I try to leave
>she magically gets pregnant even though I've been pulling out while wearing a condom and she was allegedly on birth control plus sex at this point wasn't happening.
> she becomes a bigger nastier bitch I try to tolerate for the kid she won't abort even though both our parents said she should.
> I end up taking care of the kid and having other people stay at the house while I work 17+ hour shifts at $8 an hour so I can be sure the kid doesn't die because she will sleep all day doped up on tons of pills and leave the kid in the crib screaming. If she even changed a diaper (only if I complained) she would just leave it open on the floor and let other shit fall on it.
> anyway I get fired from my job due to cutbacks and she immediately runs off with the first dude that comes around and has three more kids with the poor bastard.
>I get a child support notice in the mail
>roommate bails and I haven't gotten re hired so I get evicted.
> later total my truck looking for work
>no money, no car, gov debt, a kid I can't ever see, living boarderline homeless at my moms several miles from any business not knowing anyone with a car to help me
>still happy af that bitch is gone

God she was disgusting, she got so ugly too, and she bitched and yelled and lied non stop. Idk what I'm going to do with what's left of my life now, but atleast I'm not the dude she cheated with lol
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:41:51 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716281
I left out a shit load of details because it's waay too much to get into but I barely touched the surface on some of that
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Lt. Diana Giddings - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:45:04 EST ID:3KFv21J9 No.4716284 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4716281
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Admiral Owen Paris - Thu, 17 May 2018 15:57:35 EST ID:dtOzO2/Q No.4716289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716281
You made so many mistakes. But imo your biggest mistake was not throwing down thors hammer and going the legal route of demanding a paternity test before paying that fat pig a dime.

I have some stories, that I saw from the outside looking in
>Meet fat girl through friend, she's cool, artsy, very kind, a nice person
>A little too nice, never checks any of her friends when they're rude as fuck to one another, or to her
>She starts dating this solid seeming manlet, guy was a little too serious but we got along
>Months go by, and she gets messier and messier
>The manlet is trying his hardest, you can tell he's losing his shit inside though
>It goes from him lovingly encouraging her, and helping her clean, to her literally insulting him and bitching at him and him being her slave
>She starts cheating on him with losers
>I was on of those losers
>Feel incredible shame
>Thank god I dodged the bullet of dating her because I almost did before manlet came along
>Help manlet stalk one of the other guys she banged behind his back
>Never confess to manlet what I did
>They broke up, he almost comitted suicide, she went deep into coke and started making amateur porn with her new bf who was 10 years older but acted 5 years younger than her
>Last talked to her a year ago
>She's apparently a tattoo artist now (Good for her she was always artsy)
>Manlet went on to isolate himself and doesn't talk to anyone anymore. Last we spoke was at a mutual party and he had recently fallen off a roof, broken his back, and then divorced his wife who had gone from a 10/10 to a fat pig several months after the wedding
>Hope manlet gets his shit together
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 16:04:36 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716289
Well the kid is biologically mine, but I'm telling you man the only way that could have happened is if she slurped some out of a condom from the trash and shot it in her cunt. Knowing her, I wouldn't doubt it but you can't tell a court that. It's funny there isn't a plan b pill or abortions for men and yet we are held most responsible
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 16:07:16 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716293 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716289
Stories like mine and yours are too common though. Relationships ruin lives
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Archie Gobblehadging - Thu, 17 May 2018 16:08:57 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4716295 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716292
supposedly soaking your balls in warm water for 15-20 minutes a day makes you temporarily infertile.
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 16:09:39 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716295
Won't matter now lol I'm terrified to ever nut again
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Archie Gobblehadging - Thu, 17 May 2018 16:15:50 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4716298 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716296
If it gives you any hope, you can still nut in guys and they won't get pregnant...
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Ultimo Dragon - Thu, 17 May 2018 16:19:38 EST ID:sfi4ZZFZ No.4716299 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thought this was wizardchan for a second lmao
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 16:21:50 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716301 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716298
No thanks. I don't care how pretty they are
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Archie Gobblehadging - Thu, 17 May 2018 16:44:50 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4716311 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716301
how about how buff they are?
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 17:02:12 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716311
Definitely not. I am man. I am king
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Archie Gobblehadging - Thu, 17 May 2018 17:44:19 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4716362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716325
Oh my god dude, just tell me how I can get into your pants already.
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Morn - Thu, 17 May 2018 17:47:49 EST ID:li968klp No.4716367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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The Warden - Thu, 17 May 2018 17:48:36 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4716369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716362
have you tried spanking him?
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 17:49:26 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716370 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716367
I like this guy
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 17:50:24 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4716372 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716370
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 17:52:09 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716372
Lol yeah she mad
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Archie Gobblehadging - Thu, 17 May 2018 17:54:51 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4716378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716376
Do you need a spanking Martha?
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 17:57:29 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716378
You couldn't afford me
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:02:09 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4716388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716382
Is that why you've never had any form of sexual contact with a consenting human?

Keep that head up, I'm sure some Saudi prince on the down low will escape being murdered by his uncle long enough to make your dreams come true.
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Archie Gobblehadging - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:03:08 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4716390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716382
I could dress up as a Saudi Prince if it helps get you off...
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:04:06 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716388
Lmao look how mad this bitch is. She won't lay off
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The Warden - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:05:07 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4716394 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716388
god i would love to be ravished away by a rich actual prince
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:08:25 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4716395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716391
I believe the Frenchmen would call this post a "bon mot".
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:10:59 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4716395
Let's see.. here is an actual frenchman
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:11:27 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4716398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716394
I could introduce you to a guy that is willing to dress up as a Saudi Prince if it helps get you off...
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:12:30 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716398
Just what do you do in your free time?
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Archie Gobblehadging - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:13:47 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4716400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716399
You think Hustlin leaves him with any free time?
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:13:49 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4716401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716397
Bombing with someone else's material...
You must have found your Saudi, congrats.
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:15:43 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4716401
It was you all along
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:15:44 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4716403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716400
Chuch.

If I'm not working or puttin work n I'm either out wheelin and dealin or at home jerkin muh gerkin.
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:16:46 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716404 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716403
So you labor, drive, do drugs, and jerk off?
Damn that's a fulfilling life
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:18:31 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4716405 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716402
Yeah but there's a catch, I'm not royalty, I'm literally Prince from another dimension where the only difference is Minnesota and Saudi Arabia have eachother's names.
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:20:05 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4716407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716404
Sometimes I drive high to work while jacking off.
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:20:38 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716405
That's the only difference in the entire dimension? Man talk about a lack of purpose. That's why multi verse physics don't jive with me
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Harmonious Fartingstor - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:20:46 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4716409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716407
Sometimes I high jack to drive while working off.
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Martha Stewart - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:22:27 EST ID:BMIw/sYW No.4716410 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716409
Always ready to get pulled over eh? That would be one surprised officer having to try and write your tickets through the goo on his clipboard
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Archie Gobblehadging - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:22:27 EST ID:xEFCFJa0 No.4716411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716409
Hi jack! Drive off to work sometimes?
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Harmonious Fartingstor - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:23:36 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4716412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716411
Somejack high to drive off work I
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James MacInnis - Thu, 17 May 2018 18:45:48 EST ID:9AwKZDCA No.4716422 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I want to live in the middle of fucking nowhere, that way I don't have to deal with any autist's singing or dog barking in the morning whatever other faggotry
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Clay Guida - Thu, 17 May 2018 19:11:46 EST ID:gLnaddQ6 No.4716439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716410
I shot the sheriff, but I didn't cum on the deputy.
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Danny Strong - Thu, 17 May 2018 19:16:50 EST ID:NsbUeE88 No.4716445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716231
actually not always

Ive lived with many and I once had a Swedish lesbian roomie (not like that she wasnt hot kinda just normal) and she seemed like she wasnt even there. erm Im trying to think of others. Nice ex gfs I guess
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Cmdr. Erika Benteen - Fri, 18 May 2018 20:46:10 EST ID:T4g2Uk4e No.4717181 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>4716227

>Post vibration trauma
>Post Whipped
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Cmdr. Erika Benteen - Fri, 18 May 2018 20:51:45 EST ID:T4g2Uk4e No.4717186 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I used to live with a gf it was so good. I need a gf

This must be one of those things, if its bad then its real bad, but if its good then it can be real good. My experience was real good. It's true that men and women compliment each other.
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Efrain Escudero - Fri, 18 May 2018 22:45:08 EST ID:THF/nn94 No.4717222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>4716184
Every time I hear my downstairs neighbor's girlfriend screaming at him, I lay back, remember my own toxic relationship through a few flashbacks, and let out an awesome sigh of relief that those days are long behind me.


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