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>Sloppy BlowieSure>TeethNopeCapeshit western comics ain't got shit on Froppy for a sloppy on your floppy
get your kiddie cape shit out of here
>>4821940ALL capes are kiddy grade.
>>4821938how bout you put yer teeth on the window sill an then we'll talk
>>4821927Awww, man, Venom was so bloody cool!For a marvel character. If you were a kid.It's such a shame we never god a Spiderman vs. Darkstalkers game. No, marvel had to just pludge into their ultimate consolidation. How weak is that? And with all that rushing, they and their partners fell so damn short on the CPS3 lineup. But marvel did constantly partner up so tactrully to serve out such an adorable selection of super slick shit!/vg/ seems to be talking about some supposedly good new 6-thumb-button controllers.Are all those symbioted, Venom, Carnage, Hybrid, Scream, still around?
/616/ is a that a way >>>>
>>4822196No.It's now a hyper-franchise thing, okay? For decades now.There's no way people seriously think the comics measure up as comics.
>>4822211I guess so. Interesting that superhero comics were made first because of the censors of mature themes and superheroes bypassed the stigma.of that era.
>>4821927who can smash a drawing?
>>4822222who can smash a photograph?
>>4822455i take that post backfucking state of thathave more of this >>4822222nb
>>4822493wtf that looks like an alien grey
>>4821927nah im good thanks
>>4824553How is Catwoman a SUPER-villian? She has no powers.
>>4824572Her superpower is the ability to get super high off catnip.
>>4824572im pretty sure she has 9 lives
>>4824572Her superpower is being able to tolerate Batman.
>>4824572How dare you sir she is a slay queen and a goddess
>>4824572Who says some weird powers are any kind of requirement?>>4824128>>4824128There's lots and lots of officially recognized super villains that are nothing but stemshits!
>>4824705Batman has always been the most thoroughly transparent bourgeois Capitalist propaganda ever. It is painful to watch the new batman movies for that very reason. Amazingly almost no one ever seems to realize it's propaganda to begin with. I think this is the difference: the USSR was transparent and honest in their propaganda.
>>4824830Batman wasn't half as nasty, underhanded bourgeois propaganda as Omega Red.Seriously, when has DC ever made you literally crave to kill, and I mean, gradually, progressively, in a manner that allows you to really take in the satisfaction of correcting the persisting attrocity of such an improper existance by diviing it into proper doses, making sure you never cause your own mind to be damaged by overloading it with the instantaneous realization of having done good to a degree of such excessive magnitude that it simply cannot process it, doing little but leading to short cirtuits in various positivity focussed sections of said mind? When has DC made you feel that supremely moral need to inflict ultimate punishment on a Bloc-head - and not the trivial punishment of making someone realize that they've just received one measly bullet to their heart or one mere deep cut to their aorta, but confiscating one organ system crucial to a normal lifestyle after another, such as genitals or feet, dooming the monster to ever worse fates, holding out the prospect of not dying until the last phase?
>>4824830>Batman has always been the most thoroughly transparent bourgeois Capitalist propaganda ever. It is painful to watch the new batman movies for that very reason.A lot of that is due to Zack Snyder in particular. He's a hude Randian so he has a habit of latching on to the most reactionary aspects of comic books to the detriment of other aspects. But he's also a bit of a dipshit and doesn't understand when his rich bougie mentality is having the piss taken, so he even fucks up on adapting the parts he likes and identifies with.So on the one hand, he can't identify with thse commie ideals of charity, mercy, humility, tolerance and kindness that Superman represents, so of course his portrayal takes a miserable shit all over the character and everything he stands for.But on the other hand, he doesn't understand that the particular Batman in The Dark Knight Rises is supposed to be seen as a thuggish, brutal, destructive, authoritarian shell of a human being. A searing take-down of Batman himself, the crypto-fascist elements that have drawn certain people to him, and Reagan-era American Capitalism. But since Snyder is too dumb to notice, he just dives straight into that shit unironically and ends up with an adaptation that manages to be both way too honest about the character and completely un-self-aware about what that means. Taken to his logical extreme, Batman becomes an utterly unlikeable psychopath that reveals the worst about modern American conservatism.If anything, the latest Batman movies have been instructive, because they've taken the mask off the character and all that he implies.
>Batman has always been the most thoroughly transparent bourgeois Capitalist propaganda ever. It is painful to watch the new batman movies for that very reason.
>>4824572Black Canary after a dose of Venom?
>>4826300Where my Ollie? That's a hero right there!
People, I'm worried!It's weird. It's like real hard to put my finger on exactly why.I guess I'm worried that Omega Red is going to come back. And no-one will be there to stand against him.Remember the good 'ol days when Holy Warriors were officially appreciated for doing this kind of stuff?It's so scary, will I even be able to see Omega Red shredded to pieces? What if not? That's such a horrific prospect!
>>4824705Catwoman too OP imo
>>4826433Is this what DC comics is like?
>>4826414>>the only catwoman that counts
>>the only catwoman that counts
>>4827177You really have zero personality, don't you?
>>4827177you're such a pathetic faggot dude, literally your entire life revolves around latex. you probably precum at the site of a cleaning lady pulling out her gloves. who the fuck shoehorns their fetish into hundreds of peoples faces for no fucking reason (as you have an entire FUCKIng THREAD ON /SA/ WITH 200+ POSTS) than to rile up /b/ and spam your stupid fucking content that absolutely no one likes.dont even get me started on the samefagging you do to your own posts as soon as someone calls you out in some lame attempt to make it seem like theres someone out there who likes your shitty webms. fuck you latexguy, you are the worst being to roam this site, worse than fucking stimlion with the farting furry porn. this is a whole new level of shit posting.
>>4827207>who the fuck shoehorns their fetish into hundreds of peoples faces for no fucking reasonI know New Zealanders do. Particularly with a Chad-ing fetish. Yeah, it's amazingly successful at driving people up the wall.
>who the fuck shoehorns their fetish into hundreds of peoples faces for no fucking reason
>>4827207I just don't understand why the mods don't do anything.I guess I can understand doing a dumb "lol i trol u" thing by intentionally doing your job incompetently, but they've been dragging this lame joke out for months. It's like he emits an aura that turns the mods into 13 year olds on the future. I don't get it.
>>4827311>I know New Zealanders do.Do you mean hobbits?
>I know New Zealanders do.
>>4827316They shoehorned their fetish into millions of peoples faces via the box office
>>4827316I don't gnow, they could be hobbits, stuck up commonwealth guys tend to be dwarfish, except so dwarfish that they're more dwarfish than dwarves, or rather *less* of a dwarf, so yes, I can only assume that they are indeed ultra dwarfish in some manner, it's probably what enables them to spew their gnonsense in everyone's face without having to worry about someone get fed up with them and gnocking them the fuck out!
>>4827326You ruined your own play, by using the key "K." I would've believed you had removed the "K" key entirely if you had just been a little more careful about your word choice.my point is you have a "K" key
>>4827320>no hobbit feet visible0/10 didn't goop
>no hobbit feet visible
>>4827341Gno! I ruined gnothing!! What do you mean no "k"? Are you implying that what I'm talking about would be hopelessly tripped up by factoring in Kender or Gullykin or Quark or Kes or any number of other things?
>>4827350Who cares? You can see that kind of shit all sorts of places!
>>4827400It really is a shame that Quentin Tarantino never directed any Hobbit movies.Imagine the scenes we could get.
>>4827403Gno can do! I am gnot into halflings or foot worship!Hell, I even prefer KDE! Although that hasn't quite been on my mind recently.I mean, I could imagine myself accomodating a foot fetish of a partner, but, honestly ... pornographic type crap is something that has really unravelled itself as something just not worth imagining, and I'll say that the removal of /kinky/ is our exceptionally vivid proof of that!
Hey, let's get something preemptively straightened out, why don't we?There's no trend of interest in the undead here, is there?There's nothing remotely comparable to this site's familiarity with Hobbits and Space Hobbits and Tellarites and Ferengi and such and such?So this board hasn't opened itself up to an exploration of the possibilities of faux words begining in "wray"(/"wrae"/"wrai")?It's probably that Vampires and Zombies have recently become far, far, far too mainstream, right?
Smash or Pass?
Smash or Pass?
>I am not trans-furry
>I am not trans-furry
>>4827692What would trans-furry even be? If you had a fursona that was a naked mole rat, that would be trans-furry, right?But not if you were a were-mole, no? Or a were-rat. Or even if you were just plain a werewolf, right?
>>4827843Trans-furring into a stage 4 otherkin.
>>4827891Ummm, many times, a cigar is just a cigar ... I think the only thing of this sort to really worry about is being *transpeppy*.
>>4827843>What would trans-furry even be?people who attempt self-surgery involving costume materials and/or animal parts.
>What would trans-furry even be?
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