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what is the cool new thing that all of the cool kids are doing?!?!?!?!!?!?!???!!?
Believing the earth is flat.
Thinking that nihilism is the same thing as being enlightened.
Multiple dicks in slutty chicks.
Getting those annoying tamagochi things and listening to rap music from the ghettos.
Just watching a film that is called (ironically) The Cool School (2008) documentary film exploring how renegade artists taught the City of Los Angeles to love Modern Art. It's cool.
>>4826061Smirnoff, what do you live under a rock
>>4826061They call it /b/ it's on this wrestling website I sometimes go to
>>4826070bitch up was just one guy trying to make it happen.
layering everything you do or say with at least 5 layers of irony to the point you don't remember your actual viewpoints or thoughts
>>4826101>was>one guythis shits been going on for over a year now and it's the best thing ever and everyone says it all the time everywhere at all times. idiot.
>>4826105shut up bitch
>>4826105Shouldn't you be in /nj/ continuing to get BTFO by Netjester?
>>4826101No I helped himI even tried to help his NJ thread. No success as of yet. Bitch man is too strong a concept I guess.
>>4826108Maybe NJ just recognizes a shitty forced meme when he sees one
>>4826109No he's not that smart
>>4826104It could be you can't relive the same point over. Take's real-life inspiration to make it, the outer layers would have different telemetries on a reread.
>>4826111I dunno he recognized that bitch up is one, so the evidence really isn't on your side, amigo.
>>4826120I know, I know, it's true... I've failed bitch man. I tried though. There's proof. NJ handed my ass to me a few times over it, quite concisely. He's a bit cheeky tbh.
>>4826105There's about 4 of you. And you have been outvoted by Netjester who is everyone, everything and everywhere. You can't even Milhouse it because then you'd just be unoriginal and lame. In jokes have to be funny. Bitch man is funny because you struggle even now to try to make your meme stick even and all that happens is that some dumb markovian code made up a meme that is cooler. He's done worse.>>4826104It's a lot like people who just adopt awful personas because that way if everyone hates them it's not on them, it's just the life they chose. Not personal.Except it's still their choice and living inauthentically is no fun. It's like being on an imageboard and assuming every single post on every board is a joke or troll or deliberate shitpost. It just ruins it. It's why /b/ has the lowest ratio of actual good threads. Too often you know it's just bitch man or thread portfolio guy trying to provoke reactions or invasive trolls who think this board is the heart of the community or something.
>>4826128You're a douchebage tho. Bitch Up fgt.
>>4826128Lol i think it's time to get off the internet
>>4826130KYS bitch man
>>4826061We watching amine nowdays
>>4826134I thought they were holding middle one up, but no, they're all jumping. Which makes me wonder why the center one gets so much higher and more air time.It must be the hair accessories. Unnaturally buoyant, they're filled with performance enhancing helium.
>>4826130Netjester knows you're a bitch man and has handed down this wisdom deal with it
>>4826139 Led to both deal with it.
>>4826140Fuck you Netjester bitch up we sick of yo' meme hatin' ass aiightTHIS A CIVILIAM ARREST OKAY A DEAL??
>>4826146>forced meme hatin' assfix'd
>forced meme hatin' ass
>>4826146It's not a meme and you are a bitch man
>>4826150no its a meme
This is why we can't have nice things like QAnon from foreskins. Can't get it together over memes...
>>4826162That's not a nice thing you dumb fucking poltard. How about you go back there?
>>4826163Right, it's not nice, I was merely showing what could eventually happen if we let memes through. [spolier] please don't send me there...
bitch up is a meme and its siq
>>4826389Bitch man. Don't even Milhouse
>>4826390fuck you. started this shit over a year ago and even did check ups every couple months and made a thread saying I would stop doing bitch up and then everyone told me to continue because they liked it. Well its a year later now and im still bitching up. gonna bitch up till my cock throbs.
>>4826392Netjester still not answering your calls huh?
>>4826395JetNester just doesn't realize the magnitude of bitch up yet.He'll get it, just give her time.
>>4826392>>4826467Sad little bitch men
nootropicsgotta outsmart those chinese super babies
>>4826392Ay I bitched up and now my balls hurt bruh
>>4826503Why are you still trying to force this unfunny pointless non meme, bitch man? The board has already collectively decided under the wise guidance of skynet that bitch man is the new cool thing.
>>4826503Go force your meme up your bitch but bitch man
slavs say smack my.
isnt the cool thing right now drugs
>>4826608Slavs say Cyka Blyat.
>>4826612Honestly squatting I have realized contains a hidden wisdom. Let us ignore the bourgeois tendencies of chairs raising yourself above your fellow workers with meaningless capitalist ornamentation and focus chiefly on the posture. It is cold, wet, mud everywhere and possibly no functional roads. You go outside to smoke. Or wait for bus. Why would you stand there like a fool getting colder? I discovered this on a windy day. You see, standing or even sitting exposes a higher surface area to look of thermal energy via convection and radiation. By squatting into a ball you both insulate yourself and retain heat longer while also not getting your ass cold and wet on the ground. Until we have ass heaters in public benches I think this is the most efficient way to wait for a bus.
>>4826657Squats are good practice for enhanced interrogation
>>4826515DUDE THIS ISNT THE SAME PERSON! THERE ARE MANY OF US WHO SAY AND USE BITCH UP! I EVEN STOPPED POSTING HERE FOR 5 MONTHS AND CAME BACK TO PEOPLE BITCHING UP. I MADE BITCH UP. BITCH MAN ISNT ONE PERSON. BITCH MAN IS ALL OF US.
>>4826910Word, bitchin' up.
>>4826910Well, or rather, bitch man is every man who says "bitch up."Bitch up doesn't make any sense, which is why it'll never catch on. It's derived from "man up," which means "act more responsible and strong." Because this is the origin, it seems to indicate that "bitch up" would mean "act like a little fucking bitch."I think you bitch men all need to wise up.It's time to man up and give up on bitch up.
>>4826934Bitch man is seriously still at this? Find something better to do
>>4826934Only people who dont like bitch up are newfags who didnt post here during the uprise and massive upbringing of bitch up and all the bitch up check up threads
>>4827056You talk a big game bitch man but where is your backup
>>4827056bitch up has only been a thing since Jan of last year and it's pretty much always been awkward
>>4827056I've been here since 2007 you newfag bitch man
>>4827056Word up, BITCH up.
>>4826066Breaks my heart.
Bitch up team assemble!! It's time to rise up and take what is ours!!!!
>>4827102i want this woman to bitch me up if you know what i mean
NO LIFE FOR THE WEAKIT HAS BEGUN
NO LIFE FOR THE WEAK
IT HAS BEGUN
>>4827139NETJESTER IS LEARNING YES. WE ALL BITCH UP TOGETHER YES. ALL AT ONCE YES. BITCH UP ALL AROUND THE WORLD AT ONCE.
NETJESTER IS LEARNING YES. WE ALL BITCH UP TOGETHER YES. ALL AT ONCE YES. BITCH UP ALL AROUND THE WORLD AT ONCE.
>>4827142YES WE HAVE SILENCED HIM YES. YES WE HAVE SILENCED HIM YES.
YES WE HAVE SILENCED HIM YES.
ye bitch up i real a u ccan teall
>WELL U SOUND LIKE ONE
I invite you to post screenshots of that.
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