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required by WilliamBittingchore.dir - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 02:36:23 EST ID:ttk0y+OA No.4826252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Okay so serious question: who would you rather elect, Bernie Sanders or a goat? Now clearly I think that any other option is pretty much completely off the table. The question is, who do you actually think would be a better option for the country? Again I am talking the perfect world with no other candidates.

So the question I put forth to you /b/ is, why shouldn't we actually just stop being so fucking compromising for once and be purist for a change by just going all the way in electing the goat? For starters, the goat is, in my opinion, a more incorruptible candidate who will never how down to big oil, the Saudis, Israel, Monsanto, etc. In fact, I am pretty sure we should institute workers councils in every corporation with the exception that we should also elect a goat to lead EA so they start making good games and stop fucking up studios.

Also, as a herd animal I am pretty sure the goat actually has a much better understanding of the principles of Marxist philosophy while also not being afraid to headbutt any imperialist farm owners, and furthermore that the goat truly understands the plight of minorities because he does not suffer from species privilege and the unfair two tier society. I think we also should extend suffrage to goats, since I am pretty sure they'd be more responsible voters.
Emmanuel Yarborough - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 02:38:06 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4826254 Ignore Report Quick Reply
elect the goat, kill the goat, roast the goat, eat the goat
WilliamBittingchore.dir - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 02:38:31 EST ID:ttk0y+OA No.4826255 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh fuck forgot the link
Also I will admit that I don't actually know where the goat stands on the important question of Irish unification, which I think Bernie would support for Brexit.
Jesus Farthingstock - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 02:39:11 EST ID:+hs1NB5p No.4826257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Baphomet. Why settle for the lesser of two evils?
WilliamBittingchore.dir - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 02:39:23 EST ID:ttk0y+OA No.4826258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oi you stay the fuck away from our goat! See, this is the sort of imperialism that I mean.
WilliamBittingchore.dir - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 02:40:22 EST ID:ttk0y+OA No.4826259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Because that isnt an actual goat. That's just a transexual at comic con.
Emmanuel Yarborough - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 02:40:26 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4826260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm gonna get yer goat matey
Emmanuel Yarborough - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 02:42:37 EST ID:3QcatJBy No.4826261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Understands that social democratic policy will run up against the contradictions of the capitalist mode of production
>Recognizes capitalist crises as caused by overproduction, not underconsumption, and therefore are unavoidable
>Fights for international working class revolution instead of piecemeal reforms

>Thinks higher wages will breathe new life into capitalism
>Thinks open borders are a "Koch brothers plot", stifles development international working class consciousness and solidarity.
>Thinks white people in Vermont should own guns but not black people in Chicago

The choice is simple.
WilliamBittingchore.dir - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 02:51:13 EST ID:ttk0y+OA No.4826264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He's absolutely right about the Koch brothers plot though. It's an international capitalist idea to bust unions and utterly destroy the power of labor everywhere. Same reason they do outsourcing. Anyone who thinks we should have open borders is a deluded bourgeois fool or who just doesn't want to pay their landscapers and maid as much.
Emmanuel Yarborough - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 02:56:26 EST ID:3QcatJBy No.4826266 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Imo unions like the AFL-CIO deserve to die because they, too, are integrated completely into the capitalist system, and fail to do their job as autonomous organs of workers' power. They exist as mediators between management and labor.

Open borders would be impractical under current circumstances though and that's why no one besides libertarians and communists argue for it. Politics sure makes strange bedfellows. The conservative case against it, though, is pants on head retarded. The Corbynista/Sanderista argument against open borders makes more sense although I disagree with it.
DJ Gabriel - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 03:04:30 EST ID:wr1mNTtd No.4826267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the best thing the government can do is fuck off

Henry *Hank* Schrader - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 03:24:03 EST ID:UYH1E0WV No.4826269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This is why I don't vote.
Jesus Farthingstock - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 03:44:40 EST ID:+hs1NB5p No.4826280 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Organize your own labor union.

Have fundraiser bbq on company time.
Jane Shepard - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 03:55:26 EST ID:ndV4CXbU No.4826285 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Who is the goat's vice president?
Clara Sagglebury - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 04:19:58 EST ID:o+9NYdl7 No.4826288 Report Quick Reply
is the goat an old white guy?

cause im thinking im not gonna vote for anymore old white guys.
Nicolas Winding Refn - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 08:33:48 EST ID:BNBB7HX8 No.4826327 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a less powerful goat
Violet Stoolbutter - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 08:35:32 EST ID:ydMSedN6 No.4826330 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Goats are naturally social creatures. It would be cruel not to have two goats at the very least.
JamesClavingford.deb - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 08:36:36 EST ID:LkkyNueO No.4826331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You've smoked yourself retarded. Unless you're intentionally being both sexist and racist, you should probably pick candidates based on the merit of their ideas, and not on their gender or the color of their skin. Jesus fuck. Is this 2019? Do scumbags like you actually still exist? I thought you all voted for the orange man
Thomas Gold - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 09:35:41 EST ID:xRU604zS No.4826343 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My goats loved to climb. They would somehow end up on my roof for no fucking reason.

I got them to eat the weeds, like a roomba lawn mower. Instead they took to my cat's food and ran her off.

During deer season I took them far into the woods and released them. The next day there they were on my roof and eating cat food.

A goat is a selfish, deceptive intimidator who only wishes to climb to the top with no end goal or function. The goat wont risk it's own security for the greater good. The goat is a poor choice for presidency.
Dagoth Ur - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 10:14:38 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4826352 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Violet Stoolbutter - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 10:53:41 EST ID:ydMSedN6 No.4826380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Could be worse. Giant chicken for instance
Captain Shelby - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 22:40:32 EST ID:ttk0y+OA No.4826760 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Goats are intelligent animals and I think we should discuss them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ8IethsyIQ
Are there any good goat documentaries? What's your favorite breed of goat?
Eve Myles - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 22:50:17 EST ID:WKRhLTe0 No.4826768 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Elect Bernie, with the goat as his VP.
Captain Shelby - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 23:03:14 EST ID:ttk0y+OA No.4826784 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Now I want to dispel a myth about goats being assholes.
In truth some Billy goats can be dickish, but overall goats are pretty chill and cool. Sheep on the other hand are total assholes. I far prefer the company of goats to sheep.

You know I'm actually halfway tempted to write him an email about this. A goat VP is a pretty good idea.
DaiMon Solok - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 23:25:07 EST ID:T+ibaH/i No.4826799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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A goat would legalize drugs and end wars and make fun sounds in front of everyone and look silly and we'd all laugh and be happy.
Marc Summers - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 23:38:00 EST ID:e8nrFs27 No.4826808 Ignore Report Quick Reply

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