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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated April 10)
the worst party you ever went to Ignore Report Reply
Lt. Cmdr. Calvin Hudson - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 09:51:58 EST ID:nRNdfZWi No.4835406
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>it was right after work
>everyone at the party was the employees
>they all started smoking meth
>thye scraped it off of a rubber glove and melted it
>two guys suddenly recognized each other, and started wrestling
>they were both laughing so no one cared but they weer actualy trying to kill each other
>everyone was playing sports videogames
>i called my girlfriend and she took me home
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Jamie Oliver - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 09:55:10 EST ID:JO53ZZRL No.4835407 Ignore Report Reply
haha what kind of workplace was that?
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Firebreather Rebecca - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 11:14:00 EST ID:EBI8DRQs No.4835421 Ignore Report Reply
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>Be in college
>Be having regular sex with girl from Tinder
>She invites me to party at her friends' apartment
>Pretty low key, her friends are pretty square
>They decide they want to play Cards Against Humanity
>Sure, that's always good for a laugh.
>As they're dealing the cards I see them remove a few from the deck and set them aside
>I ask why
>"Those cards are racist"
>mfw
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 12:13:14 EST ID:8XpazFcs No.4835431 Report Reply
>>4835407
Answer the fucking question, OP.
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Big John McCarthy - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 13:28:46 EST ID:INMQ+IXO No.4835442 Ignore Report Reply
>new in college so few friends
>decide to go to this friend's (from high school) birthday party
>it's like two hours away and I get lost with my buddy
>eventually arrive, it's a fucking farm with a lot of wood
>it's only like 5 people
>fuck it let's drink and smoke
>they only have shitty tequila and cigs, no weed
>have to sleep there
>later find out my new college friends kept calling me for a wild ass party full of drugs and women
>cry a lil inside
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DorisCindlehad.asc - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 13:35:28 EST ID:NZFjjYdt No.4835446 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835421
Jesus man, what is even the point of playing after that?

> live next to a college.
> small private college so everyone there is either rich, or on a full ride
> bunch of Christians kids away from mommy and daddy for the first time in their lives
> September
> students are enrolled waiting for classes to start
> the weekend before class starts is when every off campus house parties
> it is also when the cops bust them like water balloons out of boredom
> Im never really invited but nobody seems to care when you show up.
> I snag a beer and maybe a shot smoke or sell some bud, and snort a little blow for myself
> then around 930pm the cops roll up
> 3 squad cars with 6 cops going door to door busting party after party
> I watch time and time again as these dumbass underage teenagers run off hooping and hollering all the way to the next party down the road.
> the cops just go to that party and bust it next
> by 11pm its dead quite on the streets
> no more partying

This happenes every single year since I moved into my house 4 years ago. One year I tried partying as long as I could and just fallowed a group from party to party. It was hilarious for the same cops to show up to break up the drinking only to recognize me from a different party they just busted. They couldn't do anything to me since I didn't supply anyone with booze and I was over the legal drinking age
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Ellen Ripley - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 13:54:40 EST ID:oy3LLfBz No.4835450 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835446

So wouldn't turning down the music already be enough to convince the cops there's no party going on? Excuse my ignorance but I've never witnessed cops busting college parties.
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Hannah Clablingtedge - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 14:05:15 EST ID:GWFR23CU No.4835454 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835446
Wow you are a faggot and the school is you go sounds like it’s for fags
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DorisCindlehad.asc - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 14:51:26 EST ID:NZFjjYdt No.4835458 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835450
Actually they host them outside on the driveway. Which doesn't make sense to me either. I mean houses have basements for a reason.

>>4835454
You act like Im the one busting the party. Its not my fault 18-19 year olds are retarded.
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Firebreather Rebecca - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 15:07:40 EST ID:EBI8DRQs No.4835461 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4835458
>houses have basements for a reason.
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JohnHezzlehall.phtml - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 15:24:08 EST ID:dsaotJya No.4835462 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835454
hey, that's not nice
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Martin Septim - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 15:36:58 EST ID:t46oovTq No.4835466 Ignore Report Reply
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>new years party 2012
>also a bit of a rent party for the duplex
>make a fuckhuge bowl of jungle juice and sell cups for 2$ each
>only ~40 people invited but over 300 show up due to social networks
>know only the guys living there and only one of them well, C, and he's busy DJing the living room
>just smoke weed, dance a bit, and play didgeridoo to entertain other stoners
3 hours later
>realize there are now three different gangs in the house and they all hate each other for being there
>basement camped by some Thai gang selling hash
>back porch colonized by bloods running a gambling ring
>some Latin Kings over in the living room actually being chill but making the other two groups tense just by being there
>cops show up at 2am due to noise and idiots spilling into the street
>stampede
>people jumping fences and getting pushed over trying to get out
>some kid gets stabbed twice in the intestines by a Blood for trying to take money off the cardboard from a dice game
>have to hold this guy's legs up on the couch while DJ C put pressure on the wound so the bastard doesn't go into shock before the ambulance arrives
>get a ride back to my apartment and keep thinking about the kid sweating, shaking, and going pale
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Fucking McFuck - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 15:52:01 EST ID:zNz1LxZj No.4835469 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4835406
Personally I've always loved kick backs more than raging parties. My older cousin's parents pretty much stopped trying to raise their hellion of a teen during highschool who was the biggest drug dealer in his neighborhood/school, now just a burnt out junkie with crack baby.

At the time it was so bad his parents (my aunt n uncle) just locked themselves in their room and didn't care that there were almost 100 strangers in their home being stupid downstairs. As a 13 year old kid I was like a ghost rising from the grave to enter the land of the living, I was asleep upstairs in my other cousins room (he was away hunting) only to come down stairs to shit load of people that had come over that I didnt know or recognize. I wandered about the crowds unnoticed, occasionally bumming a smoke and getting a beer but the people were goofy and my older cousin was shit faced acting like a fool.

Preppy douchebags, some random faggy swaggy dudes mumble rapping by a fire pit, bitches acting dumb and giggling after one beer, rich kids paying my cousin 20$ a gram. The parties were always just business fronts for my cousin... eventually I bumped into a friend of my older cousin, he drove really drunk and high to get blunt wraps and I rode along as a little shit on probation and bought some brain cancer k2 spice.

The only good that came of I didnt remember doing, I guess my other cousin came back from his hunting trip and I had left him a bunch of beer cans and prerolled spice joints in his stash spot under his dresser with a note saying merry nigguh christmas. A few months later he smoked me out with some good bud when I got off probation.
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Bret Hart - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 15:57:41 EST ID:uxUeG+p1 No.4835472 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835466

So, how much money did you make from selling juice?
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Manny Gamburyan - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 16:29:54 EST ID:nZWV36rc No.4835478 Ignore Report Reply
>@ some punk house party
>Rolling blunts in the dark off a freshly purchased half
>Girl grabs my hand and pulls me downstairs to hear the music
>Ahhh, beer blunts and ear splitting guitar distortion
>Welp time for blunt #2
>No weed in pockets
>No weed in backpack
>Fuck
>Big bag of weed nowhere to be found in prior rolling spot
>Maybe the dozen hood dudes smoking by the staircase found it
>You know what, fuck it I'm going home

:'(
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Martin Septim - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 16:52:46 EST ID:t46oovTq No.4835487 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835472
A little over 900
paid rent that month
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HamiltonSattingway.xml - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 17:15:43 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4835490 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835478
it's okay dude, that weed was just so dank that you forgot about it. rest assured the same thing happened to whomever stole it. and so on. perhaps it's still out there, being stolen due to its own dankness.
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Eddie Guerrero - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 17:21:32 EST ID:ZcPUJoQm No.4835493 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835490
Maybe he had an enchanted bag of weed that produces infinite amounts of weed, but the weed is so good one puff off it it makes you lose it, and the weed bag just keeps changing masters.
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Lt. JG Nog - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 17:29:27 EST ID:LtDzJHio No.4835496 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835421
>regular sex
Wot
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Martin Septim - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 17:35:09 EST ID:t46oovTq No.4835500 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835496
sex on a regular cadance (maybe not a gf, but a fuckbuddy)
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Melvin Guillard - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 17:35:30 EST ID:7p+ucmg1 No.4835501 Ignore Report Reply
This isn't the worst party I've been to because it was a fun night for me but it's a funny story to me

>Chilling at a lake house where friend group is partying
>Slow at first
>People start to trickle in and drink
>People start to get wasted
>Party just increases in drama
>Dude comes out while we're chilling outside
>Starts talking to us about his music
>Plays some of his songs for a popular local musician who's there
>Musician guy tells him that he shows promise but that he should learn to play piano, not just samples on a keyboard to a rhythm, so that what he's doing has depth
>Dude walks off into the forest
>Comes back an hour later
>Tells us "if I don't make it by the time I'm 30, I'm just gonna kill myself"

Dude got better with time so I've heard, he works for an arts council now
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Lt. JG Nog - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 17:46:47 EST ID:LtDzJHio No.4835510 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835501
I wonder what he did in the forest
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Firebreather Rebecca - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 18:08:58 EST ID:EBI8DRQs No.4835519 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835493
Maybe it's from the same ounce of weed that magically tapes itself to the back of stuff
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Martin Septim - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 18:29:32 EST ID:t46oovTq No.4835531 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835510
sold his soul to forest satan for double jointed fingers and 12 tone reach
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Lucy Steamcunt - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 21:51:40 EST ID:jx2DliDy No.4835637 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4835406

>be in berklee for electronic instruments
>visiting friends for weekend
>they ask me to bring "that drum pad thing" to the party
>bring my MPC Live
>drunk and high as fuck, we take some acid

Later

>they keep telling me to play my "drum thing" for some local musician
>feel like some kind of circus monkey with people throwing peanuts at me
>I give in and play my MPC
>local musician guy looks like an evil bourgeois who is judging my value in his society
>he tells me I could be better
>go to forest and run from the mob
>think they cant kill me if they think I'll kill myself
>tell bourgeois dudd I'll kill myself
>leave

Yeah I failed out of berklee, did too many drugs i guess. It's cool I'm on an arts council now anyways.
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Smaug the Golden - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 22:11:34 EST ID:d4ccOb9s No.4835641 Ignore Report Reply
>given coke that was cut with let
>Host would steal drugs and hide liquor
>No TP
>I lived here and people fucked on my bed
>Had to fight a guy for kicking my roommates dog
>Get blackout and wake up to a girl raping me and I couldn't stop it
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Vladamir Fistputin - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 22:39:56 EST ID:d2TzRlme No.4835653 Ignore Report Reply
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>rich kid in high school plans a party and invites basically anyone who will listen to him
>arrive at party Saturday night
>people everywhere
>I don’t know what qualifies a house as a mansion, but it was big
>where is the drugs and alcoh
>there is none
>there is a nice sound system, catered food, that type of stuff (his parents apparentlysponsored him having an “age appropriate party” aka playing fucking twister and watching movies and eating snacks and trying to get people to dance but with no intoxication allowed, and they were upstairs as chaperones to enforce no hanky panky or the smoke of weed and drink of alcohol)
>oh no what have I done
>watch people sit around not talking to each other for a couple hours
>get the hell out of there with only a ruined Saturday night to show for this bizarre event I just went through

Fucking humans man, wth
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Bibiano Fernandes - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 11:15:57 EST ID:NZFjjYdt No.4835792 Ignore Report Reply
> invited to a friend of a friend's party
> about 30-40 or so in attendance
> eat a few magic mushrooms
> can't even remember the dosages
> start having a drink or three
> play a little beer pong
> I play against this really drunk asshole who spouts on and on about all of my "house rule" violations.
> royally curb stomp this dude in beer pong
> start peaking
> chill out on a couch for a while
> girl sits next to me
> she starts speaking to me in some unknown dialect
> realize it has to be the shrooms fucking me up because I can't understand a damn word she is saying to me
> so I start speaking the only other language I know other than English
And that's Norwegian.
> i figured that eventually our words would cross and we could find a common language
> girl starts making out with me all of a sudden
> her breath wrecks of beer and cigs
> one of her friends taps her on the shoulder and pulls her away from me
> lol WTF?
> still tripping absolute balls
> find a group of stoners in the living room hitting this 2 foot tall bong
> ask me If I want a pull
> thats like holding a dollar in front of a jew to me
> I take a drag and go back to chilling.
> drunk assholes from before shows back up
> he wants to fight me for touching his girl
> lol I couldn't even understand her, the fuck are you on about?
> he takes the most telegraphed swing I have ever seen
> as I dodge he stumbles to the floor
> he falls right on top of a glass table
> table shatters with 4 people around it smoking from an expensive bong
> well it was an expensive bong until drunk assholes fell on top of it
> I step over him and out the door
> to this day I still have no idea what that guy's problem was, or who egged him on to try and kick my ass.
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Sinistar - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 11:22:13 EST ID:t46oovTq No.4835793 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835792
I love how you remain unscathed in this one; the universe rolling off of you like water off a duck.
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Jan Hendrik Oort - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 11:58:58 EST ID:EBI8DRQs No.4835805 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4835792
True G
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Charlotte Sacklesick - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 12:37:12 EST ID:zgZoe87k No.4835809 Ignore Report Reply
>Small party in a bar
>AW yeah darkpsy
>no weed to be found
>no acid to be found
>no drugs whatsoever
>cops bust the party at midnight

Lame
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Triathlete Archie - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 12:42:18 EST ID:OP4BoxxT No.4835810 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835641
>>Get blackout and wake up to a girl raping me and I couldn't stop it

was she a land whale.
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Charlotte Sacklesick - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 13:06:55 EST ID:zgZoe87k No.4835814 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835406
Ironically one of the best parties I went to was where a guy started freaking out, breaking glass, then started stabbing his own dick, he got hospitalized, released and he hanged himself, naked with cutting wounds ever.

I didn't see anything but boy it really made me think.
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Fanny Foblingnutch - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 13:22:56 EST ID:MbclB8MK No.4835816 Ignore Report Reply
>College party, everybody from my class invited except for me
>Bitch of a roommate feels bad for me or something and invites me via text during the party
>Decent party with a smoke area that includes a hookah
>Try to have a good time, ignore the fuck out of roommate
>Overhear her talking about how she found my pornstash which included lots of squirting stuff at the time
>"I didn't even know a woman could do that!"
>Just kinda stay in the smoke area and smoke weed, errybody else only smoked cigs
>Try to share weed, nobody really wants any
>Get called a racist for not finding some black lady attractive
>Invite people over to my place to smoke weed and chill, nobody wants to
>Some drunk asshole knocks over the hookah
>I split
>roommate yells at me the next day for not thanking her for the invite
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Jake Elleberger - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 14:16:38 EST ID:2yVLU6t+ No.4835827 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835816
if everyone gets an invite to a social gathering but you are not invited, and someone else invites you via tex, its always a safe bet not to go. that being said, i feel ya man. I had that happen to me once, except the porn part. the fuck is she to judge about your porn habits anyways.
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GeorgeSirringbutch.aif - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 14:40:07 EST ID:jEE//nhb No.4835831 Ignore Report Reply
I wish I went to more parties.
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Arne Darvin - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 14:48:05 EST ID:GWFR23CU No.4835837 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835831
They’re really not that fun unless you know everyone and everyone likes you.
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Arne Darvin - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 14:49:26 EST ID:GWFR23CU No.4835839 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835837
Or if you know no one and have balls to fuck with people, that is fun too. I used to steal shit from parties where I did t like the host. It was always shitty kids with rich parents so I never felt bad.
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Jake Elleberger - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 14:51:04 EST ID:2yVLU6t+ No.4835840 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835831
in all honesty, on a regular basis 2 out of 10 parties are usually fun and more than often youll probably just make a jack off yourself or worse, youll pass out and miss an incredible party.
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Chandler Bing - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 15:24:23 EST ID:RlK8o6Ik No.4835854 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835837
crashing parties of people you don't know just to meet people, have fun, and disappear before the cops show up is always good, too
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Keith Cholewinski - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 15:37:42 EST ID:3i+rj0Ee No.4835855 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835792
Did that faggot at least cut open his stomach?
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Bob Crinklebutt - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 15:40:38 EST ID:li968klp No.4835856 Ignore Report Reply
>douchebag kid who's dad is the biggest asshole teacher in the school decides to throw a party one weekend
>he doesn't have a lot of friends but he was hyping up the rager and people were getting excited to trash the asshole teacher's house so 200+ show up
>by the time I get there everyone is already drunk and chimping out, really aggressive energy everywhere
>fights everywhere, people just casually breaking furniture because they can
>try to chill in the back and smoke weed but people trying to start fights and steal my shit
>some dude is trying to get people to do lines of some random grey powder that doesn't get anyone high
>half an hour later parents get home
>he told them like 10 people were going to come over to play video games
>police are called immediately
>I havn't even had time to get properly stoned by the time everyone has to cheese it from the cops
>next week at school there's an emergency assembly all students must head to the auditorium
>asshole teacher standing by a podium with police
>goes on a rant about the party, rattles off the list of property damage, among other things someone took a shit inside his computer
>but most heinous of all, someone stole the urn holding his mother's ashes
>police search the backpack and locker of every single student
>they found the urn in the grey powder dude's locker
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Chandler Bing - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 15:50:06 EST ID:RlK8o6Ik No.4835860 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4835856
>motherfucker getting a bunch of people to snort grandma's ashes
fucking amazing work this mad lad
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David Cornslit - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 15:53:21 EST ID:SyJ41SU5 No.4835863 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4835856
>among other things someone took a shit inside his computer
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Phineas Nollkeif - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 16:17:07 EST ID:Ug4BMny2 No.4835872 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4835641

>Get blackout and wake up to a girl raping me and I couldn't stop it
Woah what happened there dude?
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Big E Langston - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 16:44:36 EST ID:sVlGi/lg No.4835875 Ignore Report Reply
>guy I used to know in high school invites me to a party/concert at the bong shop he works at (probably just because I bought some weed from him)
>he was the only person there I knew and I barely knew him and didn't really like him that much (now I hate him)
>music was breddy gud but they played it so fucking loud everyone needed earplugs
>this was cool for the live music, but once the live music stopped, they just barely turned down the music they played so you had to shout to hear anyone
>they recruited me beforehand saying that because it was a bong shop their license to sell depended upon no one smoking weed so even though we were all major potheads I had to play the narc and expel anyone who had weed
>a ton of teenagers start showing up to the afterparty that no one knows or wants there but they just keep showing up in droves and sneaking in and mooching everyone's alcohol
>some like 40 year old brodude dressed like a teenager brings a beer bong and it's all like teenagers and this 40 year old who keeps trying to use like hip lingo and fit in with the younger crowd
>in the back room they set up these big jungle juice pitchers, but the music was even louder back there and for some reason everyone decided to just fucking jam pack the room and corridor leading up to it so everyone is fucking pressed up against one another, occasionally screaming something at one another in a tiny room with big bowls of jungle juice
>eventually the cops show up and shut the party down which by this point no one is mad about because the party sucked ass after the teenager invasion
>i'm pretty sure the guy who threw the party was the one who called the cops because he couldn't get the kids to leave
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CorneliusGrandstone.pct - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 20:41:49 EST ID:MeoDKLsb No.4835994 Ignore Report Reply
>head to local party with old friend
>he says a friend of a friend is having a party so we go check it out
>we show up and its basically just some of his buds around a hookah
>no drugs or weed just tobacco hookah and some beers, we hang out and have a pretty chill time sitting there chatting, hookah is delicious
>suddenly a bunch of loud ricer cars pull into the street and park
>everyone getting out of the cars is chinese and probably gang members
>they all crowd into the house and start drinking
>some chill stoner guys show up a bit later and hang out on the patio, we smoke a bowl
>chinese guys sort into cliques and start beefing with one another and getting aggressive, we hear shouting, some of them looking coked out
>we get bad vibes and leave
>head over to a buddys place across the street
>as we look out the window of buddys place some guy is getting pulled out onto the driveway and the chinese guys start jumping and running around and beating the shit out of him
>after beating this guy up they split, cars speeding in and out everywhere, total chaos
>cops arrive shortly and crash the party
>we walk back to my friends place
>he busts out some everclear and starts doing shots of it
>within a half hour he is passed out drunk
>i have a few beers then sleep on his couch
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Marie Troisgros - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 13:14:58 EST ID:eW+U8dH+ No.4836219 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4835637
>>4835501
lol, actually not sure if this is the guy or is just a retelling of the story with a couple of weirdly specific details thrown in for creative liberty's sake.

here's one from me:

>high school
>have a small group of friends where each friend has a deeper subgroup of their own friends that I don't really know
>one night get invited to a friend's birthday party where it's all him and his subgroup
>lives just a neighborhood a way, drive there real quick
>pull up, just a few other cars there
>walk into the backyard, buddy's making drinks while some rando couple stand around watching him, meanwhile some suburban schlubs sit around a glass table alternating from looking at their phones, to their weed, and then just around in general
>tell buddy the news at the time that my gf had cheated and i had to dump her
>is looking at me with super wide eyes and is looking very alarmed for some reason
>couple awkwardly shuffles away while angrily muttering to each other
>buddy tells me he was trying to tell me with his face to not talk about it because this bitch cheated on her man too
>yikes
LATER

>spend most of night getting properly fucked up, smoking and hella drinking
>just five or six of us left awake and hanging out in the kitchen
>one guy starts going on about how horny he is basically
>starts revving up my friend about how they both need to fuck and it'd be awesome if there was a chick here, etc.
>suddenly pulls out his phone, calls some girl and convinces her to come over
>everyone except for me and one other dude starts talking about who's going to fuck her, who's going first, etc.
>dude who made the call is asking me if i want in
>i'm like uhhhhh no thanks
>girl eventually gets there
>fairly square shaped body and kind of a trashy personality
>gets plastered thanks to all the dudes handing her a drink every couple of seconds
>fast forward to me and the one other dude who didnt want to fuck sitting on my friend's couch downstairs trying to talk while this skank is getting gang banged
>while i'm talking to him, literally mid-sentence the dude's head just falls back and he totally nods off
>find out later he was on heroin the whole time
>start hearing noises as the sex intensifies
>ok, im good
>leave

me and that friend don't talk anymore..
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Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 13:16:23 EST ID:8XpazFcs No.4836222 Report Reply
Thus thread is fucking great.
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Amaterasu - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 13:55:01 EST ID:oy3LLfBz No.4836232 Ignore Report Reply
>getting hammered at a big party with lots of people I didn't know
>stomach: stop boozing or you'll regret it, motherfucker
>get a bottle of water to chill out
>random chick: can I have a sip of your water
>sure, but it's just tap water
>oh, I prefer sparkling water
>explain her that tap water gets checked more often than bottled stuff
>she's totally into it and asks me if I want to go outside for some fresh air ;)
>10 meters out of the house and she starts puking her guts out, her friends show up and drag her away before I could get her number or anything
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MatildaGreenfield.exe - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 14:06:36 EST ID:oWSzeKGN No.4836237 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835872
>>4835810
Moderate size, I don't remember
I just remember waking up and asking to stop and she held me down with some shattered prwce pipe and I was so sick I could barely move
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Thomas Henderson - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 14:11:38 EST ID:jf+M45j5 No.4836239 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836237

There are girls out there who get a little bit of booze or drugs in them and then they get really rapey. I've come across a few of them back when I was in college.
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Chrono - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 14:22:39 EST ID:nJkrco7e No.4836241 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836239
That sounds terrible. Where do you find them? So I can avoid them obviously.
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Thomas Henderson - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 14:27:38 EST ID:jf+M45j5 No.4836242 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836241

Just look for the crazy eyes, dude
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MatildaGreenfield.exe - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 14:31:43 EST ID:oWSzeKGN No.4836245 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836239
>>4836239
>>4836242
>>4836241
Coke girls, sorority girls. My ex had raped me and assaulted me when our relationship was crashing hard due to me catching her cheating in me. She tried to blow me and get me to fuck her on occasions I didn't and she kept going, or in a movie theater with children in it and I didn't feel comfortable whipping my dick out in front of minors.

I don't think I need to tell you that sorority girls are all subhuman though
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William Drimmerhood - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 14:34:59 EST ID:SyJ41SU5 No.4836248 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4836245
>subhuman
Calling anyone a subhuman is a pretty "subhuman" thing to do though
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Hajime Ohara - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 14:37:20 EST ID:t46oovTq No.4836249 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4836248
>language policing
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Jointington Lungtits - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 14:59:09 EST ID:aQsbxKNj No.4836256 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836245
Why even associate with someone that cheats on you? Shoulda just dropped her ass as soon as you found out- pick your shit up at the curb bitch, have a nice life
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Psychic Charlotte - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 15:03:52 EST ID:8XpazFcs No.4836259 Report Reply
>>4836249
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Rick Grimes - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 16:15:25 EST ID:T5WQ2mbi No.4836294 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836256
that's how I ended a 5 year relationship
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Buck Rogers - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 16:24:43 EST ID:wrydslWX No.4836302 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836248
And you and I have different definitions of what sub human and human are. just because I think someone is subhuman does not mean I think they are any deserving of any human rights it is more that they are just below the average in intelligence and ability and ethical realm
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SimonSangersadge.gif - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 17:29:18 EST ID:NZFjjYdt No.4836325 Ignore Report Reply
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> BF is invited by his dealer to a small get together because its the dealers birthday
> For the sake of the story the dealers name is Jeff
> and Jeff had assembled little party bags for his frequent customers
> just his customers no plus one invites
> he had an 8th of weed, some blow, mollies, lsd, shrooms, and a few other choice drugs in these gift bags
> Jeff also doesn't like outsiders
> especially girlfriends
> that and my bf didn't even clear it with Jeff beforehand
> upon entering Jeff asks me straught away what the fuck am I doing here?
> sorry i was unaware i wasn't invited
> before we dive into the drugs the dealer takes me and my BF aside and lays out the ground rules
> and by ground rules I mean because I wasn't invited so Jeff makes a deal
> i can stay and do drugs with everyone else but I have to suck Jeff's dick
> so I have to choose between sucking his dick and doing drugs, or pay full market price and stay or just leave
> well I came to get fucked up and I have zero cash and nowhere else to be
> Jeff sweetens the deal with him eating me out until orgasm afterwards and he won't cum in my mouth.
> my bf tells me that its a great deal
> fuck off your drugs were free, I have to pay with my body for mine.
> oh fuck it, fine Ill do it.
> so i do two lines of coke, smoke a little weed, then hit the mollie
> I am beyond fucked up
> Jeff hints for me to go upstairs a few hours later
> I do indeed suck jeffs dick and he does eat out my snatch
> now as to why this was a shitty party story ill tell you
> 1, the guy nutted in my mouth
> 2, he didn't eat me out to orgasm
> 3, after our dirty deed he bragged to everyone at the party in great detail about how he "put me to work like a good little whore".
> I was already degrading, there is no need to rub salt in the wounds.
> I broke up with my BF 3 weeks after the party, and while not the sole reason why I cut ties it was in the top 5

It was the first and last time I ever sold my body for drugs and at the end of the day I still feel shame admitting that I actually did that.
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Lucas Lovely - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 17:32:54 EST ID:JxOEypZP No.4836326 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836325
holy shit. man, you win the prize for most depressing story.
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Big Boss - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 17:38:32 EST ID:mQJyFkJq No.4836329 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4836326
Which part? The whoring out of ones self for a small amount of drugs or the fact that Jeff’s only birthday party guests were his drug customers?
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Court McGee - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 17:40:00 EST ID:hY8vnbxn No.4836330 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836325
Yeah I guess it's fair to feel a bit of shame in that situation seeing how, you know, its bit shameful. But hey, I guess you can't knock a little prostitution until you try it.
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Renzo Gracie - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 17:49:20 EST ID:HFHUv8bS No.4836331 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836329

The story literally says the part was "invite only" for trusted customers of the dealer.

I understand that you're trying to insinuate that nobody would ever come to this guys party, but the guy straight up doesn't want them coming to his party. The story straight up is about the dealer getting super pissed off that somebody came to his party that wasn't invited. I mean. What's even your point like even?
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Court McGee - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 17:50:55 EST ID:hY8vnbxn No.4836333 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836331
Calm down Jeff
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Lucas Lovely - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 17:53:12 EST ID:JxOEypZP No.4836335 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836330
to be fair, I once took one for the team being a wing-man for a bro. I had to make out with the land whale to distract her from her friend so my friend can get some action. So thats kinda like whoring yourself out. Never again tho, bitch wouldnt take a hitn and leave alone for the longest time.
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Amaterasu - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 18:38:29 EST ID:oy3LLfBz No.4836361 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836325
LOL.
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Evan Tanner - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 18:50:36 EST ID:N/pDz/v/ No.4836365 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836330
Im not proud of whoring myself for about $150 worth of drugs. But afterwards I took a good look at myself and changed alot about who I associated with.

And this was a birthday party of about 6 people total.
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Scott Jorgensen - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 18:56:30 EST ID:zpRY9a54 No.4836370 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836325
>whore yourself out to drug dealer
>blame bf
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Waiter Jenny - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 18:58:28 EST ID:7p+ucmg1 No.4836374 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836370
Her bf not only approved it but enthusiastically approved it. Sounds like some junkie shit.
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Scott Jorgensen - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 19:07:34 EST ID:zpRY9a54 No.4836378 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836374
It would be one thing if they both weren't totally onboard with it at the time it happened and she asked him to take her home and then broke up with him for supporting it. But that's not what happened. They were both totally onboard with it and then a few weeks later she feels ashamed and uses it as part of the breakup reasoning, shifting the blame onto him as if it were his responsibility she whored herself out to a drug dealer, after they were both onboard with it.
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Evan Tanner - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 19:28:11 EST ID:N/pDz/v/ No.4836393 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836378
Yo listen That was my story I posted. And I can only blame myself, and the shame I feel is my penance. I consented fully to Jeff's proposition. And in the end I got screwed over on the sex part. But what got me was why my BF didn't stand up for me, and why Jeff had to be an asshole and not keep our deal on the down low. It was not for convincing me for the oral sex, but afterwards when Jeff just ripped on me for doing said oral just minutes prior. I mean he just hurled shit talk at me one after another. My BF said and did absolutely nothing. He knew what happened he knew it was fucked up the way I was being treated. I didn't deserve that.
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Cedric Gillerdale - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 20:28:55 EST ID:T5WQ2mbi No.4836418 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836393
ay so I posted this on /nom/ a little bit ago but i think it's pertinent in this conversation

>somebody came in to the restaraunt I work at recently and orded 1 gallon of our ranch dressing
>we only sell it in little plastic sauce cups and they are charged individually for those so this person came in and purchased 1 gallon of ranch in a million packages
>it costed a few cents under 87 dollars
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Valkris - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 20:50:19 EST ID:sqopdWCD No.4836428 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836418
a gallon of ranch is not a job for a restaurant
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Cedric Gillerdale - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 20:54:47 EST ID:T5WQ2mbi No.4836430 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836428
and no one in there right mind should be paying almost 90 dollars for a gallon of it
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Hannes Alven - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 21:24:05 EST ID:SyJ41SU5 No.4836447 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836325
Now I'm more curious about the bf. How was he so shitty that this didnt even make the top 3 reasons to dump him?
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Big John McCarthy - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 21:29:54 EST ID:7p+ucmg1 No.4836452 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836418
Economists who think people make rational decisions need to meet this fuckin' guy.
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Archie Hillerwedge - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 21:38:09 EST ID:V5E6cyjQ No.4836460 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4836452
Probably just some guy with “fuck you” money that is buying it for his wife’s special wedding request or someshit and would rather pay that amount than go through the trouble of trying to negotiate the costs of a whole gallon bottle with the owner.

Or a caterer who fucked up at the last minute and is just taking the loss because they need 300 single serving cups of Ranch or something like that
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Hannes Alven - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 21:43:36 EST ID:SyJ41SU5 No.4836463 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835831
I don't. They all suck. I eventually realized I'd rather be reading or getting drunk and playing vidya.

Yeah I'm sitting here trying to think of a genuinely awesome party and I just can't. They're all typically either super weird or retarded and I can be shitfaced on my own time not talking to strangers about stupid shit. Maybe it's just parties in general aren't my thing. The last time I was out with people to a bar was like two years ago and eventually I realized I fucking hated it and I hated being there. None of the time is it ever interesting. All of the time it's just bad music that's too loud, people that cant dance usually women trying to get guys drunk enough to dance which consists mostly of air jumping, trashy people being flirty and so on. Sometimes not trashy people being flirty. I'd honestly rather wander around a pet store or sit at home reading.
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Cedric Gillerdale - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 22:01:37 EST ID:T5WQ2mbi No.4836486 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836452
>>4836460

wasn't a dude, it was a college aged white bitch who lived in a house of college aged white bitches
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Grand Nagus Zek - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 22:06:11 EST ID:AhfA3TCi No.4836495 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836463
I feel ya. It seems youre going to the wrong parties tho. I go the nice bars were the music is quiet and people usually have liquor or wine and you hear yourself think and talk. You typically meet sophisticated people there.
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Stephen Hawking - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 22:12:24 EST ID:jMLKnJo/ No.4836506 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836463
Parties only suck if there a general sort of party where there's no organized activity. If you have a game to play ahead of time in mind, an activity, or a specific drug to do in activities centered around that then they're fucking awesome.
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Frédy Girardet - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 00:12:19 EST ID:ZoNRzXWT No.4836548 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4835406
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LillianBlupperwit.bin - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 00:25:58 EST ID:OHvgoaHZ No.4836550 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836506

This is also a large part of why I hate hanging out at bars. Like sure if there is live music or something it's fine, but just sitting around paying way too much for drinks and making small talk with a bunch of drunk losers is not fun at all.
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Jr. Trainer♂ Henry - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 02:05:35 EST ID:gpTRL/Aj No.4836571 Ignore Report Reply
>riding in my older friend's car. he's in his 50s at this time, i'm in my early twenties.
>spot a party overflowing a little bit
>he decides we must crash this party
>there are around 40 people. they're all around thirty.
>friend doesn't go inside, cause he's terribly out of place.
>i go in, and explore the place, meet a bunch of people etc.
>after an hour or two, i hear tell of some old guy being shitty outside.
>go out front. he is fucking hammered, and is saying all kinds of misogynistic shit to some woman.
>it's like he was trying to fuck her, but was also overtly hostile.
>i suggest that we had worn out our welcome. i walk up toward his place, and indicate that i'm ditching him.
>he gets mad, gets in his car and drives, despite the newly formed crowd on onlookers telling him not to drive.
>i circle back and spend a couple more hours hanging out with these randos.
>one of the guys at the party house hires a car for me because he doesn't want to end up on the news.

next time i saw friend guy, i tried to apologize for ditching him, but he was fully blacked out.
he molested me off and on for a few years, so it probably wouldn't have been that big of a deal to him anyway.
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Stephen Hawking - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 02:19:09 EST ID:jMLKnJo/ No.4836572 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4836571
I'm not judging you, because we've all sort of been there, but I'm somewhat curious as to the social dynamic that brought you together
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Kevin Mulkahey - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 02:39:56 EST ID:x6mreKOA No.4836573 Ignore Report Reply
sports video game players are a particularly unlikeable type ofp eople
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DrWorm !Jq.HCcHctg - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 02:53:22 EST ID:zw19VZrG No.4836575 Report Reply
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>>4835406
I guess I'll contribute

preface: "the only house party I went to in my "home town"
>smoking weed with my homies in a bedroom like usual
>lameass leech mufuckah shows up with youngest homie
>he mentions a house party he knows about
>"nah fuck that noise"
>2 hours later, my and my closest friend are chillin'
>"lets see if lameass' party is still ragin"
>"sure why not"
>text him and get the deets
>show up and its in a cul-de-sac
>every parking spot is taken (even the driveways) so I park a half mile down the road
>I do a walk-through, people packed like sardines in the house
>since I'm the only one with bud, all my friends follow me to the back corner of the backyard
>"lets post up here and smoke a bowl"
>light up a small bowl before noticing someone looking at us through the 2nd floor window of the neighboring house
>MGS_ALERT.mp3
>"....lets gtfo"
>walk to the front yard
>"lets smoke a bit before we go"
>A WILD MOOCH AND HIS COHORT APPEARS
>"fuck all this noise"
>walk to the car and smoke up as we leave
>see the police headed in towards the house party as we head to the chill spot
>mfw

This post was edited by DrWorm on 11-04-2019 03:01:18

This post was edited by DrWorm on 11-04-2019 04:21:31
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Jr. Trainer♂ Henry - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 03:01:34 EST ID:gpTRL/Aj No.4836576 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836572
i was real good friends with a kid in highschool that knew this guy's kids.
when i started partying, he actively groomed/isolated me.
for years. everyone turned a blind eye to it.
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Dan Quinn - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 11:09:44 EST ID:2e+mYMDm No.4836680 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836325
Your boyfriend was a bitch and so are you
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Hubert Keller - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 11:12:31 EST ID:NZFjjYdt No.4836681 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836447
Same anon from the story again
  1. Stealing $1200 from me and lying to my face about it
  2. Spending our rent money on drugs
  3. Borrowing my car for a week and not telling me about it 3 days later
  4. The Jeff Blowjob Party
  5. Blowing off my father's funeral so he could get high.

Im happy to cut that cancer out of my life.
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Bobby Chinn - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 11:30:43 EST ID:mZrsLaBi No.4836684 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836576
Damn bro. That's messed up. Did he rape you
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EdwinClinningchork.pm - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 11:42:42 EST ID:60yoC3mC No.4836686 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836681
Damn, what a fucking asshole. Yeah, hes a piece of shit, good riddance.
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John Carter - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 14:42:19 EST ID:qv8fCyEX No.4836716 Ignore Report Reply
My coworker had his going away party at his house but it was way out in the boonies so my SO and I bummed a ride from my boss and her husband. The party was at one but the husband needed to pick up their grandson in town and take him up to their cabin. Since we'd yet to see this place, we agreed to getting picked up at 11:30. We get there, we're given the tour, snuggle their granddaughter's new kitten, and have a few beers before heading out to the party. We get there and my boss informs us that there's probably not going to be any drinking since my coworker and his family don't drink at all. That's cool, I caught a slight buzz from the cabin beers. We walk in and see nothing but old people. And I mean people in their seventies and eighties. And one toddler for some reason. No one is talking, they're just sitting in the living room watching the Hallmark channel. My boss finds us chilling in the kitchen near the snacks and says, "We're not staying long, this is boring." We were there less time than we were at the cabin. The party wasn't terrible, but it's the only one I ever went to where I was just, like, "Why am I here?" We should have just stayed at the cabin, we were actually having a good time there.
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Reginald Bluntstein - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 21:46:17 EST ID:MeoDKLsb No.4838097 Ignore Report Reply
>>4835406

bumping because this is a good thread
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Serious Sam - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 23:09:09 EST ID:1FUPNHID No.4838123 Ignore Report Reply
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shut up you kids, I have work in the morning!!!!
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Fanny Cugglemet - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 23:46:13 EST ID:K9YYPTNX No.4838142 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838123
It's okay Owl
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Khan Spacerider - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 03:47:44 EST ID:SyJ41SU5 No.4838201 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838142
Owl thread? OWL THREAD!
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Jamie Oliver - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 04:33:05 EST ID:jF67dGxR No.4838209 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838201
owls on drugs
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Jamie Oliver - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 04:39:24 EST ID:jF67dGxR No.4838211 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838142
>Owl thread?
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Sherri Martel - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 04:45:46 EST ID:LkkyNueO No.4838216 Ignore Report Reply
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Owllll threaddddd
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Scott Coker - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 04:50:05 EST ID:QLTOtYac No.4838219 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838216
Herd u liek owlz
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Jamie Oliver - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 04:55:38 EST ID:jF67dGxR No.4838221 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838216
Owls??
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Jamie Oliver - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 05:02:10 EST ID:jF67dGxR No.4838223 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838219
Did someone say Owl?!
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Eugene Mammermag - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:23:15 EST ID:Z4x2IzlK No.4838598 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838223
"It's OWL here, I'm on my way!"
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Bumrush Kush - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 02:39:55 EST ID:7NEjujhX No.4838656 Ignore Report Reply
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>owl thread
smells good man
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Vice Admiral Nakamura - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 02:54:30 EST ID:U4jFhYzV No.4838664 Ignore Report Reply
I went to a whole lotta parties in college, so this requires some thinking.. hmmmmmm.. the one where I got so drunk I called a black guy a jolly african-american and got punched a few times.. then I was so drunk, that after they left me alone I walked home, but had this strange thought that I would go back to the house and kick their asses, and when I showed up they did it again, chased me down the street and I woke up in someone's garden. On the way home, I saw this dude with a handlebar mustache selling clothes on the side of the road, so I bought a dress to see how I would look, and I was cute. So that's nice.
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Vice Admiral Nakamura - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 02:57:56 EST ID:U4jFhYzV No.4838666 Ignore Report Reply
>>4838664

oh I forgot. I originally met the owner of the house at a bar, and I thought we were getting along great. Just two guys sitting at the bar bantering, but apparently it was not just banter. After we left, he started pushing me trying to get me to fight him, but I wouldn't. Then, I wandered to this house party, and after being there like 30 minutes I realized it was his house. Why I didn't leave then, only God knows.
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Diego Sanchez - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 03:10:41 EST ID:jMLKnJo/ No.4838668 Ignore Report Reply
>>4838666
this is like an unreleased episode of 12oz mouse
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Polly Clayfoot - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 05:41:00 EST ID:cCxtsqRb No.4838687 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838656
Report in Wings!
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Polly Clayfoot - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 05:46:23 EST ID:cCxtsqRb No.4838688 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838687
CAW?
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Polly Clayfoot - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 05:49:51 EST ID:cCxtsqRb No.4838690 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838688
CAW!
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Shinichi Mechazawa - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 06:04:24 EST ID:ksDYh2Nz No.4838692 Ignore Report Reply
>>4838690
more looping crow gifs plz
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Hillbilly Jim - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 06:38:26 EST ID:fNQzD0lU No.4838695 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836681

It will never stop amazing me how much shit people put up with in relationships.
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Shinichi Mechazawa - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 06:45:46 EST ID:ksDYh2Nz No.4838698 Ignore Report Reply
>>4836681
your story makes me sad yet puts things in perspective.
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Alice Bleddlebury - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 08:47:44 EST ID:ftOBUua2 No.4838723 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838692
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Alice Bleddlebury - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 08:50:32 EST ID:ftOBUua2 No.4838725 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838698
>CCCaaawww??
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Teacher Lillian - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 08:54:51 EST ID:YbWvR5Gu No.4838727 Ignore Report Reply
>>4838725
crow is good. crow is friend.
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Alice Perringsadge - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 08:56:33 EST ID:LkkyNueO No.4838729 Ignore Report Reply
>>4838727
I've always thought of crows as friends. They have a sense of humor, it seems like. Very smart animals. They also bond with people who feed them over time, give them gifts and so on, will usher them in when they see their car coming to the park, etc. Something about how they move really pleases me. They're my favorite bird.
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Alice Bleddlebury - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 09:00:32 EST ID:ftOBUua2 No.4838730 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4838727
CAW! Fucking Kittycat, CAW!!!
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Alice Bleddlebury - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 09:01:44 EST ID:ftOBUua2 No.4838731 Ignore Report Reply
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KISAMA CAWWW!!!
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Swimmer♂ Doris - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 09:14:58 EST ID:dnzTvhzU No.4838735 Ignore Report Reply
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Pat Mistedev
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Alice Bleddlebury - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 09:23:16 EST ID:ftOBUua2 No.4838740 Ignore Report Reply
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