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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated April 10)
Which animal? Ignore Report Reply
Slate Slabrock - Mon, 06 May 2019 09:18:55 EST ID:mZqKgQA/ No.4847376
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blue whale
Montgomery Scott - Mon, 06 May 2019 09:30:12 EST ID:jMLKnJo/ No.4847385 Ignore Report Reply
elephant > blue whale > giraffe >[power gap]> cow >[power gap]> possum
Cmdr. Williams - Mon, 06 May 2019 10:09:50 EST ID:wmLuJgkX No.4847404 Ignore Report Reply
is this chavo del ocho music?
George Clondlestadge - Mon, 06 May 2019 10:32:28 EST ID:837mrp5H No.4847410 Ignore Report Reply
sure does stink like brazil in this thread
Phil Ken Sebben - Mon, 06 May 2019 10:38:22 EST ID:AHSMj3XV No.4847414 Ignore Report Reply
were to plug usb into septic tank?
Kang - Mon, 06 May 2019 11:09:57 EST ID:2e+mYMDm No.4847429 Ignore Report Reply
This nigga forgot bats
Jonathan Waxman - Mon, 06 May 2019 12:53:10 EST ID:WloFpUtT No.4847448 Ignore Report Reply
Which animal I want to have as a pet? Which animal I want to be? Which animal I want to fuck? What's the question here?
Lisa - Mon, 06 May 2019 13:02:50 EST ID:yYpw97TS No.4847449 Ignore Report Reply
no king means no consent, rite?
Cmdr. Williams - Mon, 06 May 2019 13:03:46 EST ID:wmLuJgkX No.4847450 Ignore Report Reply
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I am not country i am human being
The Doctor - Mon, 06 May 2019 13:32:08 EST ID:FxkV84Ks No.4847455 Ignore Report Reply
Fuck off brazil fag.
Cmdr. Williams - Mon, 06 May 2019 13:34:14 EST ID:wmLuJgkX No.4847457 Ignore Report Reply
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What do you think about this horse wearing a pikachu costume? I like this image.
Violet Stoolbutter - Mon, 06 May 2019 13:49:27 EST ID:Hvu/wgrA No.4847461 Ignore Report Reply
Artist Frederick - Mon, 06 May 2019 14:12:28 EST ID:pOTy6aZp No.4847463 Ignore Report Reply
Step away from the dog, brazilfaggot
Cmdr. Williams - Mon, 06 May 2019 14:20:17 EST ID:wmLuJgkX No.4847464 Ignore Report Reply
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i put your posts in a jacuzzi
Artist Frederick - Mon, 06 May 2019 14:22:41 EST ID:pOTy6aZp No.4847465 Ignore Report Reply
Well at least you stopped fucking your dog to do it
Cmdr. Williams - Mon, 06 May 2019 14:34:18 EST ID:wmLuJgkX No.4847466 Ignore Report Reply
do you like it in the jacuzzi?
Artist Frederick - Mon, 06 May 2019 14:40:40 EST ID:pOTy6aZp No.4847469 Ignore Report Reply
Nah, i prefer it in /vg/ where you're banned, it's pretty comfy
Cmdr. Williams - Mon, 06 May 2019 14:48:11 EST ID:wmLuJgkX No.4847471 Ignore Report Reply
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CharlesNandlepeck.dxf - Mon, 06 May 2019 15:58:29 EST ID:RlK8o6Ik No.4847492 Ignore Report Reply
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I don't know how I fucked up that badly but I basically woke up and replied to this thread
not a good excuse though
bats slightly above cows, not before the power gap though
Myka Bering - Mon, 06 May 2019 16:09:23 EST ID:vQCPEDej No.4847497 Ignore Report Reply
lmao sammied
Cmdr. Williams - Mon, 06 May 2019 17:56:37 EST ID:wmLuJgkX No.4847543 Ignore Report Reply
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Blix - Mon, 06 May 2019 18:05:24 EST ID:di2U2CFB No.4847554 Ignore Report Reply
Martha Sollerhood - Mon, 06 May 2019 19:32:06 EST ID:WViA8q0w No.4847590 Ignore Report Reply
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How is this even a question? Blue whale, obviously

is a mammal
was too good for land
returned to ocean
got huge and awesome
Fucking Clinnerpack - Mon, 06 May 2019 21:53:57 EST ID:WKRhLTe0 No.4847654 Ignore Report Reply
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PhineasClemmershit.aif - Mon, 06 May 2019 21:55:35 EST ID:7p+ucmg1 No.4847657 Ignore Report Reply
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fuck bats
Michel Bras - Mon, 06 May 2019 22:22:47 EST ID:t46oovTq No.4847663 Ignore Report Reply
they cool though
if it weren't for them, something way more annoying would fill the niche of {nocturnal flying insect eating bro}
sure not all bats are bug eaters, but the cool ones are
ZOG 900 - Mon, 06 May 2019 22:34:25 EST ID:HFHUv8bS No.4847670 Ignore Report Reply
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Fucking cows, dude. I love them, they're so sweet. Big softies. They love the head scratchies
Fucking Clinnerpack - Mon, 06 May 2019 22:41:21 EST ID:WKRhLTe0 No.4847672 Ignore Report Reply
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Bats are cool when you're having a smoke at night.

Sensing the presence of some swarm of unknown creatures fly around you just barely on the edge of visibility, hearing faint echolocation sounds bounce around you seemingly at random is a neat sense of vague disorientation and foreboding. Then you realize that it's fuzzy friends eating all annoying bugs and mosquitos and it gets that much cooler.
Herald Budsworth - Mon, 06 May 2019 23:26:16 EST ID:jMLKnJo/ No.4847698 Ignore Report Reply
exactly so
As mosquito killers they are more utility than the cows. Cows are inefficient tasty protein, but bats are bros.
I rank them below the giraffe, blue whale, and elephant because there's a certain majesty to those three that go beyond their utility, especially that of elephants.
Elephants are the best.
Simon Dickleson - Mon, 06 May 2019 23:43:37 EST ID:WE/FIiS2 No.4847706 Ignore Report Reply
I'm going with bats. They can host like, oodles of diseases and not get sick. That's badass. If I could do that, I'd travel the world- picking up all kinds of viruses and bacteria and dropping them off somewhere else. I'd kill everyone around me with sickness, and it would be totally metal.
Augustus Dunderwill - Tue, 07 May 2019 08:36:32 EST ID:wmLuJgkX No.4847815 Ignore Report Reply
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cows are qt

but can you suck on bats' tits?
B.G. James - Tue, 07 May 2019 15:56:51 EST ID:sVlGi/lg No.4847889 Ignore Report Reply
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I pick camel. It's half giraffe half cow so it's okay.
Walter Baade - Thu, 16 May 2019 07:02:56 EST ID:hBNTrpFw No.4851258 Ignore Report Reply
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Boarder Ernest - Thu, 16 May 2019 10:10:11 EST ID:EuiLGEDI No.4851286 Ignore Report Reply
Cows are adorable
Philippe Rochat - Thu, 16 May 2019 13:10:13 EST ID:WE/FIiS2 No.4851324 Ignore Report Reply
I'm sorry, "faggotry" is not a valid answer. We were looking for animal, not anime.
Bomberman - Thu, 16 May 2019 15:28:52 EST ID:lKfDQ7Y3 No.4851383 Ignore Report Reply
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Bats are kinda cool but they account for like 50% of rabies cases so fuck them.

Elephants like to get shitfaced which automatically makes them hilarious
Glass Joe - Thu, 16 May 2019 16:41:38 EST ID:ULUZkSqO No.4851413 Ignore Report Reply
Cows and Elephants both seem really chill so long as they don't accidentally sit on your foot when they lay down.
AKIRA - Thu, 16 May 2019 17:36:25 EST ID:z53gBOSA No.4851438 Ignore Report Reply
apparently they eat some fruit that gets the elephant drunk.. So I read.
Creaton Jiveturkey - Thu, 16 May 2019 18:36:21 EST ID:HdxVeFF8 No.4851487 Ignore Report Reply
oh my god, they get drunk? Holy shit, that's rad
James van Allen - Fri, 17 May 2019 07:51:32 EST ID:hBNTrpFw No.4851753 Ignore Report Reply
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Nice tusks
Benedict Cumberbatch - Fri, 17 May 2019 08:02:20 EST ID:LkkyNueO No.4851755 Ignore Report Reply
All the jungle gets drunk written the fruit rots, it's great.
Joel Maximo - Fri, 17 May 2019 08:05:43 EST ID:WgqanWF4 No.4851756 Ignore Report Reply
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They sure do. In rural areas around India, Elephants are known to remember and seek out barrels full of alcohol, then get drunk as shit from them and try to sloppily fuck each other in full view of the whole community.


It actually becomes a huge problem because they love to get shitfaced, and if a herd of elephants knows you've got booze in your village, what the fuck can you do to stop them from coming back to get more? Yeah, nothing, that's what.

Sheldon Cooper - Fri, 17 May 2019 10:34:58 EST ID:vINzMuTi No.4851796 Ignore Report Reply

Wait, so do elephants still remember the sloppy sex since they have such infallible memories?
Katy Manning - Fri, 17 May 2019 11:00:02 EST ID:UuvS5KT+ No.4851800 Ignore Report Reply
if they mourn the the dead and remember their fellow kindred after, pretty sure they remember their sloppy sex.
Felicia - Fri, 17 May 2019 11:32:39 EST ID:hZjO1+Mv No.4851804 Ignore Report Reply
Animals are fake, and a lot of people in this thread bought it hook line and sinker
Jacques Pépin - Fri, 17 May 2019 11:38:22 EST ID:HKNlG3Ai No.4851806 Ignore Report Reply
this is true, disney invented animals in the 30's to sell movies
Katy Manning - Fri, 17 May 2019 12:23:02 EST ID:UuvS5KT+ No.4851824 Ignore Report Reply
wait, so are you saying the zoo's so called animals are fakes? holy shit, the plot thickens on this.
Medium Jarvis - Fri, 17 May 2019 12:45:35 EST ID:9BM/9OmI No.4851836 Ignore Report Reply
Paid actors in suits. Some zoos use undocumented workers. It casts the animal attack stories you hear about tigers escaping their enclosures to hurt visitors in a whole new light.

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