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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 10)
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Robert Timecock - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 14:20:59 EST WtLTUY83 No.4875348
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Like what do you anonymous people do for cash? Just wonder how many brilliant physics engineers and teachers are in hiding. Someone always pops up out of nowhere...yeah I'm actually paid 100 k I'm a scientist.

Just wondering because I can't get employed even at Walmart with tons of retail experience. Guess I'm either ugly or unlikeable. No one ever warned me about this.
Hiroyuki Sakai - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 14:24:10 EST dsDRA5Dc No.4875350 Ignore Report Reply
I don't make 100k but I'm pretty close to it. I'm a computer programmer.
Voldo - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 14:32:03 EST laMBDCNW No.4875352 Ignore Report Reply
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I'm trying to pursue bartending by getting in as a bar back or waiter and working my way up, but nobody will even fucking hire you to bus tables if you have no specific restaurant experience. I've got a decent customer service background but that doesn't seem to mean shit. I see the same places on Glassdoor posting the same positions over and over again but none of them ever call me for an interview.

Fucking employers have utterly ridiculous standards. It seems like getting anything other than a McJob these days is down to pure fucking luck. I don't want to live in poverty and subsist off of being a grocery store clerk anymore, I want a profession I can take a little pride in, but since I've never been visited by the magical job experience fairy I'll apparently never be able to get any experience the hard way.
Robert Timecock - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 14:37:55 EST WtLTUY83 No.4875357 Ignore Report Reply
I see a reoccurring thing with even college grads who are up the assignment in debt. Sometimes it comes down to luck. Networking and nepotism helps. I literally don't have any friends so there goes that one! Family won't even help me out why would they help me get a job too?
Bart Palazewski - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 14:46:28 EST k+5UBdfT No.4875360 Ignore Report Reply
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lol that pic
Fred Hoyle - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 14:47:27 EST avtI//jG No.4875362 Ignore Report Reply
I think a lot of it is not knowing how to apply. I'm shit at it and it took me 3 attempts to get me my current job (which was a promotion), something I was ready for at the first attempt. The people who did it knew me and told me that they knew I was better than my apps.

May just be me but I think a lot of the time it isn't.
Cyrus - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 14:53:37 EST JcT1++GB No.4875366 Ignore Report Reply
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Robert Timecock - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:18:43 EST WtLTUY83 No.4875391 Ignore Report Reply
I've fucked like 2 military wives of guys who went overseas. Man chick's will be a whore for just about anyone while their husband is in prison/overseas
Aida Mollenkamp - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:20:12 EST i+/IM0dL No.4875392 Ignore Report Reply
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You are a bad person
Wade Widdle - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:26:12 EST egOh+lnb No.4875394 Ignore Report Reply
I think he's doing god's work for indirectly discouraging men to go to war.
Nicholas Budgemine - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:28:40 EST zoOtij5Q No.4875397 Ignore Report Reply
Where do you live? I've never had any problem getting a restaurant job, though I'm usually back of house. I just walk in to 5 restaurants and one of them will give me a job. Are you only putting in resumes online? The best way to get work is to walk in and ask to speak to a manager. Go between 2 and 4.
Abby Maitland - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:28:44 EST YTC7aEHM No.4875398 Ignore Report Reply
There was pakistani american idiot who thought he could ditch his wife go into the military, take steroids, and body slam her. Well i fucked her for a year and she got divorced from him... wound up running back to his place so lol seems like all the bad things of her marriage but with none of the legal protections... but basically she pines for my cock and literally has to go to therapy saying my sex was like a drug to her... haha... kinda feel a little bit used myself what the fuck
Abby Maitland - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:32:21 EST YTC7aEHM No.4875402 Ignore Report Reply
And you know what? She'd always say how smart i was and how i was such an upgrade from him... damn i got played lol. No seriously she gas lit me until i didn't know what reality looked like haha.. oh shit.. so like i guess i don't know whether i can even be a good judge of character haha.. it's like i don't know who i am anymore haha... wait...
Bart Palazewski - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:33:58 EST k+5UBdfT No.4875403 Ignore Report Reply
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Actually he's braver than the troops
Bryce Remsburg - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:35:30 EST 0uiNW1nA No.4875404 Ignore Report Reply
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You poor bastard. Please keep complaining about how great your life is. And type "haha" a few dozen more times.
Robert Timecock - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:43:22 EST WtLTUY83 No.4875408 Ignore Report Reply
I'll try this then thanks.
Abby Maitland - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:43:38 EST YTC7aEHM No.4875409 Ignore Report Reply
I was in an emotionally dysfunctional relationship and was used physically by a manipulative and vindictive whore.
Abby Maitland - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:44:06 EST YTC7aEHM No.4875411 Ignore Report Reply
Robert Timecock - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:48:06 EST WtLTUY83 No.4875416 Ignore Report Reply
No I am not I just did what anyone else would havendone. The types that will cheat are obvious. just let them reveal how their relationship with the marine first and you'll see where it's going next. It's incredibly easy. It's almost like they fuck on the basis of this dude may die so I'm gonna get as much dick while I still can before he dies and I'll feel bad!

One of the girls husband was a marine probably would have tracked me down and killed me if he found out too. I didn't give no fuck still bent that bitch over with the swiftness.

Second was drunk coked out mom from texas the first night we ever hung out she just showed me her puss out of no where so I knew what was up. Laid the pipe too. Military wives are fucking whores bro
Hans McKiffer - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:59:09 EST YnYnnAYg No.4875427 Ignore Report Reply
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>I just did what anybody else would've done
Yeah you are a bad person for helping those wives cheat don't try and justify it
Archibald Limpdicking - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:03:26 EST U6Vj8wGv No.4875435 Ignore Report Reply
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>he took "the person helping someone cheat isn't doing anything wrong" seriously
Hiroyuki Sakai - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:03:30 EST dsDRA5Dc No.4875436 Ignore Report Reply

>women aren't capable of making decisions by themselves clearly a man influenced them

Fuck off. Some girls enjoy sleeping around. They know exactly what they're doing and if they don't fuck you then they're just gonna find some other dumb side guy to fuck.
Edward Chuttingson - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:05:33 EST Eij36n9g No.4875437 Ignore Report Reply
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lol seems like you have a personal stake in this
Chris Leben - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:06:14 EST bpvJT8Nf No.4875438 Ignore Report Reply
I wouldn't have done what you did, but i got roped into a fucking messed up relationship with an above average intelligent girl who really used me and didn't feel bad about being incredibly dishonest. The fact that i didn't ascertain her actual intentions will haunt me until the end of my days. She reinforced every quality i hoped i had, built me up, turned me into an emotional and physical sex machine and an object of comfort, then completely split. She literally removed herself from the lease behind my back while i was visiting family. I was so completely and utterly blindsided that I'm not sure i will ever regain trust in anyone ever again!
Archibald Limpdicking - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:07:45 EST U6Vj8wGv No.4875439 Ignore Report Reply
Damn, that's really fucked up my man. I've been ghosted, but never like that. How long were you guys together?
Robert Timecock - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:13:24 EST WtLTUY83 No.4875440 Ignore Report Reply
You mad/in the military? Not my fault girls love sex as much if not more than guys. Depends on the guy of course. I'm pretty sure the typical 420chins poster doesn't get sex.

Anyway I'm actually pretty shy and easy going. Never in my life push for sex with someone I didn't already know before. Both girls literally threw themselves onto me. Both drank/smoke with me so we'd both be in the mood. These women know what's up and know what they're doing.
LillianFibberford.cgi - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:15:36 EST FwKGX+22 No.4875441 Ignore Report Reply
that's like a bartender saying "if I don't give this alcoholic with multiple DUIs and car keys in his hand booze, he's just gonna buy it elsewhere". sure, shitty people will do shitty things whatever one does, but that doesn't justify enabling their destructive behavior
Arthur Eddington - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:18:01 EST di2U2CFB No.4875444 Ignore Report Reply
Fucking what? I responded to a dish washing position on Craigslist at one of the fanciest downtown restaurants in my city, and with absolutely no experience I had a job interview the very next day. I showed up and nobody knew I was supposed to be there. I missed like 2 shifts because nobody told me about them. I worked there for like a week and then started working in a warehouse.

Restaurant work is like the lowest of the low, I'm surprised it would be hard to get into
Krissy Vaine - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:20:00 EST nJkrco7e No.4875446 Ignore Report Reply
There's a big difference between doing the dishes and front of house.
Aloucious McBreeze - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:22:52 EST 0v//bT/6 No.4875452 Ignore Report Reply
they don't drug test you or consider your background. it's why it's an option if you choose to live a crazy lifestyle. Actually some of the coolest people I've met were working in restaurants. Usually good people just stifled because of their drug habit. It's unfortunate.
Aloucious McBreeze - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:25:54 EST 0v//bT/6 No.4875455 Ignore Report Reply

You know how much of a pos you are bud? So some guy is getting shot at seeing his friends die and you duck his wife while this occurs you think it's okay I can see it now LMAO BRO IM ABOUT TO DUCK ON A MARINE WIFE. You piece of shit you didn't even care about those women did you. You are scum. Hope that marine finds you and beats the piss out of you.
Voldo - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:27:45 EST laMBDCNW No.4875457 Ignore Report Reply
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I've been doing both, just walking into places and asking if they need help, as well as responding to online postings.

The only interview I've gotten was at a bowling alley right next to my house and they were NOT friendly, very cold and giving me the stink-eye the whole time. That was the job I wanted the most, but they clearly were not interested in hiring me. At one point the owner even said "Well you're saying all the right things" in a way that sounded like "I think you're full of shit." If the management are such dicks it probably wouldn't have been a good place to work, but damn it would have been convenient to tend bar at a bowling alley right by my house. No way are they calling me back though, so fuck it.
Ebisumaru - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:28:15 EST A7wgdh/H No.4875458 Ignore Report Reply
I order shit for a store, make about 15 bucks an hour which isn't terrible for my state.
Bret Hart - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:29:06 EST wZ4wNknM No.4875459 Ignore Report Reply
Dont post the dude while saying youre looking for a job.
That is in violation of the dude code dude
Tamer Jenny - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:29:16 EST 8e0+E6EU No.4875460 Ignore Report Reply
An entire fucking year
Dana Scully - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:40:29 EST bEJzM9QN No.4875474 Ignore Report Reply
This might sound crazy but

we wouldn’t have military wives fucking other men if america didn’t declare war on whoever they wanted whenever they wanted
Arthur Eddington - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:40:43 EST di2U2CFB No.4875475 Ignore Report Reply
Yeah but they offered me two different front house positions after I worked there for, like, a week

just take dish washing, OP, then work your way up
Tamer Jenny - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:42:16 EST 8e0+E6EU No.4875477 Ignore Report Reply
You ever been manipulated for s year?
Tamer Jenny - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:46:43 EST 8e0+E6EU No.4875479 Ignore Report Reply
This is the only place where my manipulative and vindictive ex doesn't permeate. In this way i feel bad for people like kirtaner.
The Big Show - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:49:08 EST rmZ7XUyp No.4875480 Ignore Report Reply
Archibald Limpdicking - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:50:04 EST U6Vj8wGv No.4875481 Ignore Report Reply
A girl, who used to post here, led me on and jerked me around for several years because I was a sad lonely kid and couldn't bring myself to let her go. We were never together, but she always dangled it in front of my face so she could use me.

Manipulative people/narcissists are the worst. I am one, that's another reason that your story resonates with me. Spirituality has helped me to contend with my inability to intuitively recognize other humans as "as human" as myself, but it never goes away. I hope you can find peace from her, in time.
Arthur Eddington - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:50:37 EST di2U2CFB No.4875482 Ignore Report Reply
Motherfucking lol

"You can't just temp women like that. We all know they're children and can't control themselves. Women should never be held accountable for their actions"

Is that really what you're saying? Those women are whores, they weren't forced to be whores by the man they decided they wanted to fuck while their husband was away getting shot at.

Would you ever say the same thing about a dude that cheated on his wife?

"It's not fair that he was tempted. He's the victim here, he was enabled."
Arthur Eddington - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:52:07 EST di2U2CFB No.4875483 Ignore Report Reply
what is s year, is it like good year?
Sidoine Benoît - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:52:46 EST GVJvhpeq No.4875484 Ignore Report Reply
Pretty funny you're throwing out narcissistic when here you are making this into your thread crying about ex gfs. I'm sorry but fuck off dude.
Archibald Limpdicking - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:53:46 EST U6Vj8wGv No.4875485 Ignore Report Reply
That's a misinterpretation of the point that poster is trying to get across.

He's trying to communicate that you're a culpable party, in a cheating scenario, even if you're not the one who's "cheating", which is objectively true as long as you consider cheating to be bad. If you consider infidelity to be "wrong", then it's "wrong" to enable it, in this case by being the person they cheat with.
Archibald Limpdicking - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:55:01 EST U6Vj8wGv No.4875486 Ignore Report Reply
I was replying to the other guy, who's clearly sad and looking for someone to talk to. He's the one trumpeting about his exes. Also, that's not a gotcha, I literally said that I am a narcissist in the post.
LillianFibberford.cgi - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:00:26 EST FwKGX+22 No.4875495 Ignore Report Reply
did you actually read my post, moron? I never said she's absolved of responsibility, just said the guy who she cheats with is also responsible. like with the DUI example, if the drunk ends up running over some kid he's the one who'll be going to jail, but the bartender can be and often is held liable too, especially if they know the guy has driven drunk before/planned to do so that night. again, while shitty people do shitty things, people who knowingly help them do that for their own gain are almost as bad
Link Shitrider - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:01:07 EST cxpilczL No.4875496 Ignore Report Reply
im friends with an NFL player's girlfriend and later im meeting her and some mysterious associates to discuss a vague business concept. i feel like i might be getting recruited into a cult, will post update when i get back
LillianFibberford.cgi - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:04:54 EST FwKGX+22 No.4875499 Ignore Report Reply
>lying to someone who trusts you and is literally risking their life to keep you fed/clothed/housed
>not wrong
you're underage, have a room temperature IQ or you're just a sociopath. either way, fuck off
Archibald Limpdicking - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:07:45 EST U6Vj8wGv No.4875501 Ignore Report Reply
Whoa, whoa, whoa WHAT? Did I communicate myself poorly, or are you replying to the wrong person?

We're saying the exact same thing to the exact same idiot, I was just trying to frame it differently, because the way he calls the hypothetical women whores suggests that he -does- believe that infidelity is wrong.

Cool off.
Aloucious McBreeze - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:15:22 EST 0v//bT/6 No.4875507 Ignore Report Reply

You argumentative dickheads love ruining any thread you get a chance to hhuh?
Archibald Limpdicking - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:18:34 EST U6Vj8wGv No.4875508 Ignore Report Reply
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Hey, blame Arthur. I was trying to engage the sad man in a conversation.
EmmaPerringdig.ost - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:20:06 EST lSOqTgR0 No.4875509 Ignore Report Reply
I program videogames.
LillianFibberford.cgi - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:33:35 EST FwKGX+22 No.4875520 Ignore Report Reply
your responses imply that you don't, which shows how little you care about morality. oh and I'm not some misogynist prude, consensual polyamory is fine, it's lying to your SO and fucking around when they're sacrificing a ton for you that's wrong
Archibald Limpdicking - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:35:06 EST U6Vj8wGv No.4875522 Ignore Report Reply
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You're reading far too much into what little I've written. Have a nice day.
Hiroyuki Sakai - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:39:19 EST dsDRA5Dc No.4875524 Ignore Report Reply
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Boy this thread became a dumpster fire. Like a dumpster where two homeless dudes are banging each other next to it really loudly, and also there's a murder victim on the ground in front of it and also a possum eating a dead dog next to that.
Aloucious McBreeze - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:41:36 EST 0v//bT/6 No.4875526 Ignore Report Reply
They ruined my loser men thread. Not these same two idiots. But man this fucking place is something else.
Tamer Jenny - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:41:45 EST 8e0+E6EU No.4875527 Ignore Report Reply
Its like you lobotomized your brain year.
Hiroyuki Sakai - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:43:18 EST dsDRA5Dc No.4875530 Ignore Report Reply

Happy July! There's a lot of people here who aren't typically here. Actually it's kinda neat. I kinda like it. I feel like I can lure one of them into sending me a video of themselves tickling a houseplant seductively.
Tamer Jenny - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:44:43 EST 8e0+E6EU No.4875531 Ignore Report Reply
I desperately want to be lied to and used, i just don't give a fuck anymore
Candy Prolapse - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:55:00 EST 4PhGTLK4 No.4875539 Ignore Report Reply
I drive a glorified lawn mower in deep ravines and gullies that cause me to nearly turn over and get maimed/killed for 8 hours a day while it overheats and sprays exhaust fumes at me all day. It is about 70% humidity everyday and the temperature where I sit stays around 100-125 degrees Freedom.

I can't imagine much worse of a job. And I make less than 30k a year doing it while my bosses talk shit and talk down to me and ask why I'm not doing this that or the other while everyone who gets the position quits.

But I'm about to fuck them over, I'm about to turn in a 2 week notice out of nowhere and go to truck driving or something. At least when I die in a firey wreck, I'll have been in AC and my back won't be completely fucked from riding at 40 degree angles all day.

>Less than 6 months though and I'm moving out of the shithole known as the South. I'll be sure and make a party thread.
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 18:15:39 EST B9upxW92 No.4875557 Ignore Report Reply
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>>Less than 6 months though and I'm moving out of the shithole known as the South. I'll be sure and make a party thread.
You shut your goddamn mouth.
The south rules!
You ever even live anywhere else?
Arthur Eddington - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 18:18:52 EST di2U2CFB No.4875561 Ignore Report Reply
goddamn pimp

Anyway, OP. Your fucking dream in life is to become a bartender. Like that is such a low fucking shot, you've got this

>we can make this happen

Get a job as a dish washer. Literally any fucking restaurant, it doesn't even have to have a goddamn bar in it. Go to work, wash fucking dishes. When you're at home, and on your days off, practice bar tending. You're going to be standing all the goddamn time at work and while practicing bar tending, so just eat right, get enough sleep, and do a bunch of fucking push-ups everyday, and you're good to go health-wise.

Once you think you've gotten good at bar tending, ask your no doubt drugged up and retarded manager/owner "Hey, dumbass, I want to try being a bus boy or a bar back or whatever. How make dis happen plz??" If the restaurant doesn't have a bar for some dumb fucking reason, find another restaurant.

Then you've worked your way up a bit. Keep practicing bar tending on your free time. After a few months ask your no doubt drugged up and retarded manager/owner if you can be a bartender

there, EZ PZ, get tips, impress drunken nasty bitches, buy drugs from the dishwashers, live a good life
Archibald Limpdicking - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 18:21:41 EST U6Vj8wGv No.4875565 Ignore Report Reply
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>goddamn pimp
What do you mean by this? What about my explanation to you gives you any indication that I'm an "pimp"? Seems like that's just a meaningless epithet.
Arthur Eddington - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 18:27:02 EST di2U2CFB No.4875573 Ignore Report Reply
I just know by your language. Why do you hate women so much that you treat them like children and try to remove their agency?
Archibald Limpdicking - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 18:31:17 EST U6Vj8wGv No.4875578 Ignore Report Reply
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You don't really know anything, though. "Both the cheater and the person they cheat with are at fault" has nothing to do with hating women, and you weaken your overall message about agency and such (which I agree with) by reacting this way to people who are attempting to engage you in (relatively) good faith.

You're also willfully misinterpreting what people are saying to you, to the extent that it seems like you're probably doing it purposefully.
Arthur Eddington - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 18:42:54 EST di2U2CFB No.4875589 Ignore Report Reply
Nope, you're a double pimp. I can tell by your language.
Otto Struve - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 18:49:31 EST 4ytESb89 No.4875590 Ignore Report Reply
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Go home, kid.
Arthur Eddington - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 18:53:47 EST di2U2CFB No.4875596 Ignore Report Reply
Wow, that reaction image
>pimp detected
Charlotte Worthingson - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 20:12:04 EST 0v//bT/6 No.4875648 Ignore Report Reply
Faggoted over usage of buzzword detected
Brian Craw - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 20:22:20 EST di2U2CFB No.4875654 Ignore Report Reply

pimp back over to pimp.pimp mr. pimp

it's hard to pretend to be this kind of person, sorry dudes
Alan Guth - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 20:24:09 EST U6Vj8wGv No.4875655 Ignore Report Reply
You weren't "overtly hostile and agitated while pretending to be aloof" enough.
Brian Craw - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 21:04:40 EST di2U2CFB No.4875678 Ignore Report Reply
shut up pimp face nb I am totally super cool
Matthew Flaherty - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 23:01:58 EST qlxWl3Mf No.4875705 Ignore Report Reply
pimp pimp pimp pimp pimp
Alan Guth - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 23:05:45 EST U6Vj8wGv No.4875706 Ignore Report Reply
Why doesn't anybody ever talk about volcels?
Madame Mérigot - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 23:53:37 EST pLj25ECj No.4875718 Ignore Report Reply
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Volcel energy is too powerful, none dare openly mock it.
Rani Yahya - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 23:55:03 EST cxpilczL No.4875720 Ignore Report Reply

according to Dr. Hawking's final research before he passed away (as a sexually experienced man who became an pimp so had insights into all dimension), Volcel energy is the only known source more powerful than BDE.
Kira Meru - Fri, 12 Jul 2019 02:05:54 EST yTME5DSB No.4875752 Ignore Report Reply
¿Didn't he get divorced and marry one of his nurses after he was like totally paralyzed?
Rocket Nathaniel - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 02:01:19 EST dOFBEH95 No.4877424 Ignore Report Reply
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ClaraGemmerhall.ps - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 02:07:20 EST QLTOtYac No.4877427 Ignore Report Reply
I'm nearly drunk but I work retail. Surprise OP?!!
ClaraGemmerhall.ps - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 02:47:55 EST QLTOtYac No.4877440 Ignore Report Reply
Lol OP I work retail like most of us here. It's OK though don't sweat it.
Borat Sagdiyev - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 06:41:48 EST 6I/hh6b6 No.4877492 Ignore Report Reply
This, prase be to the military wives fuckers!

>ba ba ba auuk uuk uuk
Borat Sagdiyev - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 06:59:32 EST 6I/hh6b6 No.4877497 Ignore Report Reply
employers have standards based on the market. There are some problems with our laws and and policies and markets, but they all pale compared to the fact that credit is used to dilute our money to insane amounts. This is the main problem with our economy and our politics, both left and right would want to address this if they understood that 80% of problems that aren't directly related to people's mental health and physical health can be solved by abandoning kensian economics.
Lord of Shadowgate - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 07:30:34 EST nJkrco7e No.4877499 Ignore Report Reply
tell me more about kensian economics
Balls McGee - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 07:47:32 EST MMS4iqCE No.4877503 Ignore Report Reply
Why is this post active on every chan board? Stop fucking datamining me.
Buff Bagwell - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 08:59:04 EST osFSz9sC No.4877520 Ignore Report Reply
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Matt Serra - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 09:21:34 EST 5D9UBtNs No.4877529 Ignore Report Reply
>the most culturally, socially, and economically backwards part of the US

I live in rural Alabama. It sucks. Just because daddy got you a comfy white collar job in Antlanta doesn’t mean the south isn’t dog shit. Goddamn I can’t wait to move to Colorado.
Vladamir Fistputin - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 09:31:51 EST 9FbT+RnS No.4877530 Ignore Report Reply

I'm a state worker.

I work in a cubicle and make a reasonable salary, more than enough to live on so I get to have some fun.

And very high job security. It's very hard for me to get fired.
BetsyBubbleman.jpg - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 09:54:43 EST fI9OxOFt No.4877533 Ignore Report Reply
lol you most be from outside the US cause a 420channer would never make it as a federal or state employee in ‘merica because of the constant drug testing
Natima Lang - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 10:07:07 EST NiJjagOd No.4877535 Ignore Report Reply
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>he isn't strapped with a secondary bladder/dick for fake pissing at all times
DorisMurdwill.tmp - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 10:32:29 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4877547 Ignore Report Reply
Multiple penises arranged around a rotating cylinder like a revolver, each loaded with a different variety of piss and/or cum.
BetsyBubbleman.jpg - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 10:36:21 EST fI9OxOFt No.4877550 Ignore Report Reply
I was under the impression that fake piss doesn’t work for government jobs tho? Like there detection shit is top notch?
Natima Lang - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 10:38:27 EST NiJjagOd No.4877553 Ignore Report Reply
>fake piss
Rookie mistake.
Jan Hendrik Oort - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 11:47:31 EST xIvA5Qzu No.4877587 Ignore Report Reply
retail is alright if you can just slack of and/or steal shit

I guess I'm kinda lucky to have a job with some career prospects. Managed to work my way up because most of my co-workers tend to flip their shit when things don't go their way.
Tavek - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 12:28:27 EST NvakyEz2 No.4877619 Ignore Report Reply
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I just recently quit working the bulk foods department at a grocery store. It meant I could steal all the food I wanted from the back because there were no cameras in the stock room and who's to say half a pound of Reeses Pieces went missing? You can't prove it, bitch. It paid like utter dogshit though, and I got seriously sick of working with that fucking Brazillian ex-military cocksucker who loved to tell me I was gonna lose my job if I didn't do everything perfectly the exact way he showed me to do it. He wasn't even my boss, he was just a persnickety control-freak asshole who thought he was king drill-seargant shit of the low-rent grocery store. My boss couldn't have given less of a shit about how anything got done in there.

Last straw was that asshole cussing me out for like 5 minutes about how I forgot to put out lids for the peanut butter containers the night before because everyone needs fresh-ground peanut butter at 3 in the morning, about how I wash the dishes too much since he never fucking does them, about how I wash my hands too much while I'm working with open food and constantly touching allergens like peanuts, and bitch bitch bitch. During all that my eyes just kind of glazed over and I heard that line from Fight Club in the back of my head, "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." So I told him "you fucking do it if you're so good," walked off to take my lunch, and put in my two-weeks notice right then and there. Threaten to get me fired now, cocksucker.

I don't care what I have to do, I'm not going to end up like that guy, pushing 60 and still working for a low-rent grocery store, cussing out junior employees about minuscule mistakes and goddamn bag-opening techniques. What a fuckhead.
Chief Thomas - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 14:18:39 EST Ea6y7ks/ No.4877653 Ignore Report Reply
I'm a server in the city. its okay, they feed us $12 to any of the food there and that can easily break down into stuff like rice meat and vegetables so it keeps me alive.
Rose Gray - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 14:59:02 EST u27gIV8+ No.4877666 Ignore Report Reply
If it was sifting to the top and the top was itself then they could rip up or destroy the money?

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