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- Mon, 12 Aug 2019 00:14:15 EST lVe/bIh0 No.4889359
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>girl at work grabs me by the shoulders and always fixes my uniform's collar when she sees it out of place
>roomate and her friend comment about how delicately i eat
>women often ask if gey
>one girl tells me she reminds me of her younger brother
>other girls tell me they see me as a son
>always get called cute, never handsome
>all because i'm short, thin, and have a higher-pitched voice
Is there a cure to the sonzone?
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MollyPizzlehood.ppd - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 00:39:49 EST rmZ7XUyp No.4889367 Reply
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>>4889359
Also OP, women like a variety of men. You'll find someone who loves you even if you're short and thin my dude, you just might have to search a little harder.

Good luck friend, I believe in you.
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Phineas Cushhood - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 00:40:25 EST E0x8KwQY No.4889368 Reply
have you tried getting your boi pucci pounded?
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Chris Candido - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 00:40:53 EST qn5QrHms No.4889369 Reply
you probably have a boring useless bullshit job

women don't like guys with jobs like that

get a real job and women will show more interest
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James Martin - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 01:48:57 EST +s1jREfL No.4889386 Reply
>>4889369
This.
All a woman wants to hear about is your job. If you drone on endlessly about it she will find it interesting as long as you have an alpha job like cowboy, crime scene investigator or street racer. If you have a stallion job like customer service, software engineer or crime scene cleaner (it's all laundry and women deal with enough of that) you may as well just marry your virginity.
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Spike Mendelsohn - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 04:38:04 EST P3eqrogJ No.4889409 Reply
>>4889359
You do realise that there are plenty of women out there who are into twinks, right? Not all men have to be Hulk Hogan.
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Henry O. Godwinn - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 16:11:58 EST FatV47UH No.4890657 Reply
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>>4889359
I have cute face but body of a bear, aint nobody about this.
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Coolington Faceoff - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 16:31:06 EST JmX04b9Q No.4890699 Reply
>>4889409
this
>search a little on imagefap
>find a user creating hundreds of captions with 50+ women with 16- boys
jesus christ how horrifying
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Frankie Edgar - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 16:39:53 EST ssOYF6fw No.4890711 Reply
>>4889359
Being told your handsome isn't good either nigga. I'd rather be called cute by bitches than handsome.

You want to get called hot. Until then ur in the retrozone omg sadface.
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Edward Barnard - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:14:02 EST SaPrrLeo No.4890803 Reply
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>>4889386
>If you drone on endlessly about it she will find it interesting as long as you have an alpha job like cowboy, crime scene investigator or street racer.
It's true, I investigate cowboy street races for a living and I get mad puss puss
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Vannah Nevertoke - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 21:14:49 EST cxpilczL No.4890936 Reply
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bro it's not that hard to get laid. when i was fat, pale, had a hairline that went well below my shirt collar, unemployed, and living with my grandparents, i still managed to pull pussy on at least a monthly basis. i happen to be intelligent, funny, and charismatic. there are fat/short/bald dudes getting fine chicks because they are fun, cool, enjoyable to be around, thoughtful, funny, smart, interesting, whatever. there are many facets to attraction, and even though we are in the instagram thot era, women are still less visual creatures than men. if your body isn't that great but you have other qualities that make you fun to be around, or you can make a girl laugh and demonstrate respect and thoughtfulness, you can get a girl too.

oh and i also forgot that one magic word that can make a girl wet even for a meth'd out hobo

confidence
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FannyGallyshit.pwl - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 21:28:44 EST KAcridpP No.4890957 Reply
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>>4890942
I'm not gay, I'm bisexual, but only for chicks with dicks that have passable voices. However, I am also an equal opportunity exhibitionist, so, why the fuck not?
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Finnegan Fluffmire - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 21:56:57 EST R9TB/QmX No.4890975 Reply
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>>4890973
No problem, I'd take new ones but there are people sleeping in the room I'm in and it sucks in low light.
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Finnegan Fluffmire - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 22:03:35 EST R9TB/QmX No.4890980 Reply
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lol /b/ is now /ga/
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Finnegan Fluffmire - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 22:07:54 EST R9TB/QmX No.4890984 Reply
OP being gay/bi is highly attractive to certain kinds of females, often subconsciously or in a way that they can't possibly admit because some of them can't even say penis without giggling. My advice? do some coke
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Collector Barnaby - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 22:16:09 EST Chr3HTu6 No.4890995 Reply
plenty of women like wimpy, soft, easy to dominate guys. just move to a metropolitan area where such women are in abundance. problem solved. now scurry on back to /r9gay/
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Isaac Newton - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 22:48:19 EST ePBPuvQ3 No.4891026 Reply
>>4891021
Dude, imagine if congress was just settled through beyblade.
LET IT RIP
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Brad Cunnilingus - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 09:23:04 EST ePE9KxNL No.4891286 Reply
>I'm a scrawny bitch how to fix?
LIFT WEIGHTS you fucking twink, LIFT and get BIG. People talk a lot of shit about small muscular dudes but don't even be fazed. When you get bigger you'll look better, you'll be more confident, you might even stop sounding like a fag when you talk, and then panties in every height range will drop for you
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Brad Cunnilingus - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 14:25:08 EST ePE9KxNL No.4891528 Reply
>>4891287
>is there a cure to stop looking like a fucking child
>no not anything that requires work though that sounds like redpill bullshit
Not even worth my time, stay a scrawny bitchboy. I SPIT on you
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Finnegan Fluffmire - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 14:26:27 EST R9TB/QmX No.4891530 Reply
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>>4891528
Here's the thing, Brad. You're right, fitness is fucking important, and looking muscular and brawny is great. But you know what really turns a woman off? Being vain or shallow.
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Smokey Mcbongwater - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 14:29:37 EST ZMm3JH+N No.4891534 Reply
>>4889386
Women don't care about your job much, but they care greatly about your status. Improved job = improved status. Women like winners. They don't care about what you win at.
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Lingering Hotwaggle - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 14:58:23 EST rO+GGMpN No.4891554 Reply
>>4891534
Who doesn't like winners? This can't be just a gender thing. I wouldn't date someone who was incompetent because that's not attractive. In fact, the people I gravitate towards are those whom I'm impressed by. I'd hope that they'd find the same in me.
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Finnegan Fluffmire - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 15:07:58 EST R9TB/QmX No.4891557 Reply
>>4891556
Here in New York we think winners are losers and losers are winners, what about where y'all from?
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Lingering Hotwaggle - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 15:10:04 EST rO+GGMpN No.4891558 Reply
>>4891557
H-town, Texas

Winner is the wrong word, but I'm definitely attracted to someone who's in the process of bettering themselves.
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Finnegan Fluffmire - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 15:11:48 EST R9TB/QmX No.4891560 Reply
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>>4891558
You're totally a Texan, dude. Super aggressive but low-key really sensitive.
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Smokey Mcbongwater - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 15:13:41 EST ZMm3JH+N No.4891563 Reply
>>4891554
It's not entirely gendered but there's a lot of evolution behind it. Females select for males that are useful. Because children.

This was mostly aimed at why women will flirt at work but not show further interest. I've experienced it myself.
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Lo pan - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 15:15:14 EST dk0W6TjB No.4891564 Reply
>>4891563
I mean, the point I've been trying to make here is different females select males differently because they see different things as being useful.
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Smokey Mcbongwater - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 15:17:43 EST ZMm3JH+N No.4891566 Reply
>>4891564
Sure, but if you work minimum wage, have no ambition or muscles, you're not signalling winning at anything.
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Lingering Hotwaggle - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 15:18:44 EST rO+GGMpN No.4891567 Reply
>>4891563
Bleh, that evolutionary basis is so contrived. Natural selection has taken a backseat to social selection since humans developed society. There's no "brainula" thing in women's heads that commands them to select for genetically successful secretions; they simply pick individuals whom they find attractive, as we all do. Also, your "evolutionary" basis is yet another example of a social basis, not some type of genetic knowledge.
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Clara Chesslefit - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 15:23:05 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4891568 Reply
Don't worry, soon enough you'll be in the creepy old man zone. Enjoy the son zone while it lasts.
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Nabe Shogun - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 15:26:32 EST QojB4Yoq No.4891573 Reply
>>4891572
I actually like the MILF zone not sure if that's in between or if son-zone guys go directly to old-man zone. I'd be flattered but worried for them if a teenager hit me up tbh.
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Lingering Hotwaggle - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 16:05:51 EST rO+GGMpN No.4891606 Reply
>>4891573
i was once sucking on some titties and i was like, hey, your titties have a kinda sweet taste to them, and she was like yeah boobies sometimes excrete a little milk even long after having a child. or maybe she meant that all women's boobies can do that in small amounts whether or not they've had kids. all i know is that i called her sweet tits
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Nabe Shogun - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 16:07:17 EST QojB4Yoq No.4891607 Reply
>>4891606
Oh man pregger bitches are so fucking awesome. I know it may be a little sick but it's hot when they squirt it on your dick, too lol
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Lingering Hotwaggle - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 16:12:30 EST rO+GGMpN No.4891612 Reply
>>4891607
that milk is pure sugar, right? i had no idea it was so sweet-tasting. it makes complete sense, but for some reason i assumed it would taste very different to how it actually tasted. im not saying i was drinking milk from her tits, it was like a droplet or two. i was like "no way that's what's happening" and she squeezed her nipple just to show that it was, in fact, breast milk. she had a kid 9 years ago so it was a really big learning experience. i never knew how ignorant i was of female anatomy.
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Nabe Shogun - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 16:14:57 EST QojB4Yoq No.4891615 Reply
>>4891612
It's very sweet but it has a different flavor to it, I can't quite place it. I guess that's Mother's Milk flavor. Like buttermilk kinda but not really.
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 16:15:00 EST iLikEToleARn No.4891616 Reply
>>4891615
You don't quite know how to work that amounts to anything for certain, but teenage me was like 6-7.
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Nabe Shogun - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 16:16:06 EST QojB4Yoq No.4891618 Reply
>>4891616
I was precocious, too, buddy, don't feel bad. Played doctor about that age, they got so fucking mad.
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Brad Cunnilingus - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 17:09:26 EST ePE9KxNL No.4891679 Reply
>>4891530
That sounds an awful lot like a you problem mate, just don't be a fake asshole and once again there are only positives to making your body look like it doesn't belong to a prepubescent child
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Nabe Shogun - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 17:13:21 EST QojB4Yoq No.4891683 Reply
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>>4891680
When I was young, and had no sense, tried to take a piss on an electric fence. Hurt so bad, shocked my balls, then I took a crap in my overalls.
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Nabe Shogun - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 17:13:46 EST QojB4Yoq No.4891684 Reply
>>4891679
Cool man where's your instagram feed how much you make as an influencer
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Lingering Hotwaggle - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 17:32:54 EST rO+GGMpN No.4891705 Reply
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>>4891698
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Ensign Vorik - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 17:35:36 EST nZbIfqdy No.4891707 Reply
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>>4891530
>you know what really turns a woman off? Being vain or shallow.

Never as much as Sarah Silverman's refrigerator shaped body turns off men.
I bet these two pictures have single headedly created more gay men than all Rick Astley songs combined.
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Nabe Shogun - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 17:41:31 EST QojB4Yoq No.4891714 Reply
>>4891710
Actually what really does it for me is the face tbh with her, not to mention I get attracted to dirty humor. She's not like big booty hip hop video bitch but I'm not that worried about that, it's not just looks that matter, either, it's what you can do. She looks good enough for a chance, to say the least.
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Lingering Hotwaggle - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 17:47:25 EST rO+GGMpN No.4891723 Reply
>>4891714
I actually listened to a podcast where she was a guest and she talks about that scene and how the director had to cut because, unbeknownst to her, she had a little lip showing, and this absolutely horrified her. Not to mention the actress she was showering alongside of had a much shapelier body than her own.
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Nabe Shogun - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 17:48:53 EST QojB4Yoq No.4891724 Reply
>>4891723
I imagine with all the scrutiny she's probably been driven insecure in stupid ways, like a lot of women.
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Nabe Shogun - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 17:51:45 EST QojB4Yoq No.4891726 Reply
>>4891725
Yeah but I bet she wipes her tears with $100 bills
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Nabe Shogun - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 17:55:38 EST QojB4Yoq No.4891730 Reply
>>4891728
I don't like the idea of fame, tbh, but I also hate the idea of building my life around privacy and hiding. It's a moot point, I think, you have to pay to play.
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Kevin Bacon - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 08:26:09 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4893275 Reply
>>4891567
That doesn't mean that natural selection has ended, only that it's not selecting for traits that help one succeed in society rather than in the wild.
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Kevin Bacon - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 08:28:28 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4893276 Reply
>>4893275
meant to say it's now selecting for traits that help one succeed in society, not not
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Hidehiko Yoshida - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 10:16:45 EST rO+GGMpN No.4893320 Reply
>>4893276
The biggest difference between social and natural selection is that, unlike natural selection which describes environmental stressors, social selection has social and cultural stressors and has to be described in a completely separate way in order to study it. From a research perspective, natural and social selection are distinct from each other and have to be studied separately.
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Marcus Davis - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 10:20:21 EST 4INM/eHd No.4893322 Reply
>OP complains about female attention
>meanwhile I'm pretty much invisible to women
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Nell Hoshnick - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 17:14:23 EST 19dYugps No.4893579 Reply
>how 2 escalate: the thread
itt: virgins, bottom of the barrel scum scoopers.

>QQ

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