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Nothing stopping you from purchasing an entire birthday cake for yourself.

- Mon, 12 Aug 2019 18:21:11 EST ePBPuvQ3 No.4889995
File: 1565648471445.jpg -(439849B / 429.54KB, 1800x1800) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Nothing stopping you from purchasing an entire birthday cake for yourself.
If someone asks for some, you can say no.
If your roommate demands a slice you can tell them no.
If your friends are confused and upset that you won't share you can say no.

You're an adult now, you can just BUY a fucking birthday cake.

Inky - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 18:34:44 EST y0YEQOw8 No.4890004 Reply
You're an adult, and you can break the habits of the past, buy two cakes and share one.
Terri Runnels - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 18:39:07 EST u27gIV8+ No.4890009 Reply
They last in fridge but not around roommates even if you've told them.
Rancher Ian - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 18:40:38 EST /rf1Hs1l No.4890011 Reply
I also can purchase an entire bottle of jack daniels, that doesn't mean I should every day
Grand Nagus Zek - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 19:01:52 EST ePBPuvQ3 No.4890030 Reply
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Have you guys seen Jim Carrey's art? It's gotten a LOT better but I fucking love how goddamn edge lord it is, like some shit I'd do in high school. I fucking LOVE IT.
Edward Layman - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 19:45:14 EST cxpilczL No.4890063 Reply
what is happening in this thred
Betsy Harringstin - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 20:51:11 EST JO53ZZRL No.4890091 Reply
are you the one who made the flower maisie williams?
Augustus Blugglemat - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 20:55:35 EST 1/jbzxYW No.4890095 Reply
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This thread is going places
Capt. Bannon - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 21:40:12 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4890117 Reply
Shit do I even have something sweet in here

Also you think I didn't know that OP? I just dont like cake enough to buy instead of say icecream, cheese cake, pie. Problem is cake goes stale too fast. It is like with bagels. Makes more sense to buy 10 bagels on 10 days or 10 slices of cake for breakfast on 10 days than one whole cake or 10 bagels when last one will be too stale. Not to throw out though because I've never seen cake too old to salvage.
Bruon Rossi - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 22:30:31 EST rO+GGMpN No.4890138 Reply
my stomach hurts so much and my ass hurts so much. this is the only time weed really works. holy shit. wow. fuck

this weed seriously feels exactly like strong medicine, normally i cant smoke it at all, holy shit. omg i can actually think about a sour cream donut right now ouch fuck. it's like stabbing pains in my stomach but weed is helping holy shit
Thomas Henderson - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 22:31:55 EST /rf1Hs1l No.4890141 Reply
If you're feeling better you should go to the ER man it could be something stupid appendicitis or something
Beatrice Druffinghork - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 22:56:22 EST bLztUdvw No.4890157 Reply
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Make me, bitchman!

You can't make me!

Oh, sure, they just so happened to have made me buy two cartons of chocolate almond milk today. But, guess what, it ends there! They can't make me buy a whole gallon of normal cholotate milk, they're so desparate to sell chocolate milk, they sell it in various sizes, even small ones. Though I'm sure they'd love to make me buy a whole fucking gallon of obscene chocolate milk, much like they constantly dish out whole gallons of regular milk, but it ain't happening.

You can't make me buy two chocolae cakes. Or one for that matter.one. You can't make me buy the chocolate cakes any more than you can't make me buy five fucking bottles of mountain dew.

Ummmm, and now I'm bored with chocolate milk. Though I didn't even mind getting two cartons of the unsweetened choloate almond milk, I just might have done so anyway if I didn't have to.

Screw chocolate. Screw chocolate donuts. Screw chocolate soymilk. Screw chocolate rice milk. Screm chocolate covered brazilnuts. Screw chocolate covered coconut chuncks. Screw chocolate covered hard boiled eggs. Screw chocolate covered soft boiled eggs for good measure too! Screw chocolate covered boccocini pieces. Screw chocolate covered lard biscuits. Screw chocolate covered Screw chocolate hemp milk. Screw chocolate flax milk. Screw chocolate covered tofu. Screw chocolate covered sole. Screw cholate covered shrimp. Screw chocolate covered chips. Screw chocolate covered fries. Screw chocolate covered carribean sweet potato fries. Screw every chocolatey food you love!
Boo - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 23:15:34 EST CahqI1lB No.4890164 Reply
I'm going to find ways to sneak weed into your chocolate. I will become best weed vendor in all of dark webs and I will sell only chocolate flavored weed to spite you
Boo - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 23:16:20 EST CahqI1lB No.4890165 Reply
FUCK meant chocolate into your weed
You know what fuck it I'm done talking about weed and food
Smokey Mcbongwater - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 23:26:14 EST J1smceo6 No.4890171 Reply
who doesn't share a cake though

some type of monster
ShitBuzzson.emf - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 23:38:36 EST sTwClUnx No.4890180 Reply
Grand Nagus Zek, you were my favorite person on /b/ today.
Thanks for bein fun, my man.
Chase Masterson - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 16:29:01 EST BNFJRc6E No.4890697 Reply
eating sugar is not only unhealthy, its unsanitary.

the bacteria in your mouth feed upon sugar. the body fights the bacterial infection, creating puffy inflamed gums in the process. the bacteria in the bloodstream travel in the bloodstream to the brain which causes fatigue and nerve cell death, to the stomach, pancreas, even acne can be caused by bacteria going to the skin through the blood. even the heart develops plaque, causing growths and heart attack.

sugar is not only unhealthy it is unsanitary.
Stallrein Hailsbury - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 16:32:24 EST ePBPuvQ3 No.4890702 Reply
The sugar molecule is essential for the transport of energy in all animal life.
It's the most healthy thing in the world (in the right amount)
Capt. Bannon - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 16:57:34 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4890728 Reply
>eating energy is unhealthy because other things in body eat energy too
This is some US tier education right here
Reuben Tillinggold - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:17:53 EST nZbIfqdy No.4890810 Reply
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>comparing essential energy to the ounces of refined sugar in a birthday cake.

what kind of fallacy is that? the red herring? or the orange apples?
ShitBuzzson.emf - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:37:04 EST sTwClUnx No.4890845 Reply
Oh, Reuben...
That's not what I was comparing at all.
He was talking about sugar, not large amounts of refined sugar. Just sugar. So I made a sarcastic comment about water that was equally ridiculous.

Everybody knows refined sugar in large amounts is bad. Jesus.
Reuben Tillinggold - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:39:39 EST nZbIfqdy No.4890849 Reply
you don't need refined sugar, like, at all. Unless you're an insect, that's how come they're so energetic, literally buzzin.
ShitBuzzson.emf - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:43:30 EST sTwClUnx No.4890853 Reply
Yes I know that.
Did I seem like I didn't know that by saying the words that I said?
ShitBuzzson.emf - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:47:46 EST sTwClUnx No.4890858 Reply
LITERALLY the most reuben conversation I've ever had.
Pretty sure the only thing a human body needs to survive is refined sugar. If you just consume refined sugar, you don't even need water. This applies to every species.
General K'Trelan - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:50:37 EST nJkrco7e No.4890859 Reply
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this thread is dicks actually the whole board is lately
Commander Tomalak - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:51:50 EST JcT1++GB No.4890861 Reply
I think about this CONSTANTLY honestly, like I don't want to, I could probably only eat a slice or two for a day and be full but it's like, I have that freedom as an adult to do it, to pull the plug on a whole cake, custom made for a party of one

But then I remember you can just buy it by the slice in a lot bakeries
Edward Barnard - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:53:42 EST SaPrrLeo No.4890862 Reply
I've heard that there are some species that can survive just on high fructose corn syrup under certain conditions, but otherwise you are correct.
ShitBuzzson.emf - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:56:53 EST sTwClUnx No.4890867 Reply
Yeah some microbes and specific dinosaurs existed on a high fructose corn syrup only diet.
Bruon Rossi - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:58:20 EST rO+GGMpN No.4890869 Reply
Anaerobic bacteria actually thrive in these conditions, and because they don't need oxygen to survive; they can inhabit the most inhospitable places in your body. This is why tooth decay was so prevalent in, say, every year until around the 1970's. If you look at the newly colorized and digitally altered film from WW1 soldiers, the first thing you notice is how horrifically deformed their teeth are by today's standards. In fact, anaerobic bacteria is the reason why it's never safe to get a root canal. That dead tooth in your head is a ticking time bomb, and no amount of pulp removal truly gets rid of all the blood vessels connected to it. You're much better off getting the tooth pulled and then getting spacers or an implant.
Sin Cara - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 19:30:12 EST u27gIV8+ No.4890893 Reply
Also the jaw can move teeth under pressure, the root canal gets in the way.
Nell Fuckingford - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 21:23:44 EST 7aRdE0sC No.4890951 Reply
This is what i keep worrying about. I've had a root canal before and most likely due for another one soon, the recurring thought in my head though is what if this motherfucker pops in 10-15 years in a situation where i may not access dental care as easily. The pain is disabling and you would have to nut up and pull it yourself which is a dreadful thought too
Nanpart Malor - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 23:59:37 EST bLztUdvw No.4893175 Reply
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Oh, you wanna start shit with me? You wanna start shit? And what if friggin retaliate??? Huh? Have you though about what if it escalates? Have you thought that far ahead and thought about what if I sneak chocolate into your weed? Now, consider what if I make sure to be one extra step ahead and, instead of with chocolate, I sneakily addulturate your weed with carob?
Cake can go to hell! No need for cake! Instead, there shall be drug donuts!!! Mmmmm, donuts! Born to fry, I am junkfood man, grill em all 1989, 410,757,864,000 overfed cops!

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