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- Tue, 03 Sep 2019 16:46:07 EST RKOZfxbo No.4901125
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Post spaceships, real or fake, and what you would do if you had a spaceship? What kind of spaceship would you have? And why? What would you name it, who or what would be on your crew? What is your cosmic purpose? This could be in the future.

I will dump some spaceships to kick us off.
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Marjorie Monaghan - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 16:49:08 EST RKOZfxbo No.4901131 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Marjorie Monaghan - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 16:51:05 EST RKOZfxbo No.4901133 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Hoshi Sato - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 18:03:27 EST 9Un2rbyb No.4901177 Reply
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Spell jammer always looked cool to me but i dont know any know any one autisitic enough to try and play it with me irl.
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Squall Leonhart - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 10:03:58 EST N51yiyO2 No.4901395 Reply
>>4901181
Dude, got any more info on that pic? Or is it just someone's artwork?
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Gilora Rejal - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 10:25:52 EST nJkrco7e No.4901399 Reply
>>4901395
Pretty obviously done in photoshop then shared as real by conspiracy theorists whose brains don't work.
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Bran Stark - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 10:32:35 EST s32ORBil No.4901404 Reply
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For me real spacecrafts are so much more impressive to look at than imaginary ones.

This is Soyuz, the workhorse spaceship of the Russian Federation, and up until a few years ago the entire world.
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Matilda Peffingshaw - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 10:58:28 EST h3s9M7CL No.4901410 Reply
Can't wait to see what that enthusiastic Russian has to say about that. As for me personally I think it'd be pretty cook to have water shields everywhere. Like, having an inner shell composed completely of water for our hull. I think the gentle sloshing would be like sleeping inside a water bed. Just imagine how relaxing that would be. Sleeping inside the gentle wave motion of water in zero G. Yeaaaaaah
and a pet dog too
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SophieDrassleshit.pot - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 15:34:54 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4901513 Reply
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Roger Penrose - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 17:04:32 EST hcz+KV5O No.4901537 Reply
That spacecraft looks like it pleasures celestial dykes
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Kenta Kobashi - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 22:40:04 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4901636 Reply
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>>4901410
Fuck off. Water also doesn't work such way in space retard.


>>4901513
This pleases me.


>>4901404
We really need to build better one honestly.

>>4901325
Would be better as space train


>>4901298
Also pleasing

Honestly Klingon Bird of Prey is very satisfying for imaginary spaceship aesthetics for some reason Romulan warbird
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Priscilla Mollyhall - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 22:50:35 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4901639 Reply
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>>4901636
that actually was one of the results of looking for space-train art, so.
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Arcade Star Priscilla - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 10:31:48 EST RP24l3e0 No.4901757 Reply
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pew pew pchew
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Jeff Curan - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 13:43:19 EST 922TGvlX No.4901785 Reply
>>4901395
As the other guy said, it's an obvious photoshop. I'm just too retarded in photoshop to be able to tell, but I'll trust his assessment especially considering the grave results of the alternative on the stability of my worldview and thus how much I feel in control.
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Joseph Favre - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 14:16:39 EST nJkrco7e No.4901788 Reply
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>>4901785
The hexcomb pattern doesn't make any sense in perspective, the edges look like they were done with the bevel and emboss tool, it's too uniformly grey and most of the ground around it (especially above and near the tow vehicle) has that distinctive cloudiness you get when you use the clone stamp tool poorly. Look how the elevated white box thing with flat edges is pressed flat against the wing which isn't flat at all. Even the visual noise on the image is different over the thing itself to everywhere else. You shouldn't have to analyse it that closely to tell that it's fake, you can tell at a glance. Maybe you have shitty monitors or something.
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Joseph Favre - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 14:21:18 EST nJkrco7e No.4901789 Reply
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(I wrote all that out before I found the original, took me a while to dig it up. Had to search three or four different of my own edits of the image on multiple image search sites before yandex associated this one with the real one)
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Joseph Favre - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 14:23:59 EST nJkrco7e No.4901790 Reply
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whoever made this also pointed out the more obvious problem that the shadows go in the different direction. not that I thought of that because I'm also an idiot
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Clara Greenwater - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 22:03:05 EST 7PAR1DM2 No.4901898 Reply
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Remember the Ishimura
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Rocket Executive Simon - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 22:24:51 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4901904 Reply
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>>4901723
uh, no, it says right in the corner what it is, just look it up
>>4901757
bajoom bajoom fwish fwish fwish bajoom
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Rocket Executive Simon - Fri, 06 Sep 2019 16:36:58 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4902084 Reply
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Annie Cannon - Sat, 07 Sep 2019 03:35:40 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4902297 Reply
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>>4902282
well duh, everybody knows that vaginas/sex-sleeves are terribly designed for active space-track travel and whatnot; while dick-ships are perfectly designed to thrust forth and deliver payloads, vagina-stations are best served as ports of raw material collection, fabrication, product-berthing and delivery.
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Hydra - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 04:00:33 EST 4fp5wcfv No.4902711 Reply
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you feelin, lucky, punk? comedy bang bang

mb double post nb
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Hydra - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 18:00:22 EST 4fp5wcfv No.4902928 Reply
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>>4902751
I berief they were Fine China from the Ping dynastic periods of your mother's late hatchet runed
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Laura Longcock - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 21:50:31 EST rCh0tnXd No.4903000 Reply
I would never have a space ship. If I inherited one or something I'd just let it rot or dismantle it. Fuck space. Ain't nobody need to go to no space nigga. The Earth works just fine. Space elevator is a different story though. I'd go to space if we had elevators but just to fuck around a little in the zero g, not to like live in. Fuck that yo.
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CedricHumbleford.jpg - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 00:16:48 EST +s1jREfL No.4903032 Reply
>>4903000
He's right. I don't live in my car, I drive places, the same with a space ship, I'm going to be making bank off driving Japanese business men from Seattle to Narita in under an hour while you have a fart box that takes forever to get out of and ends at the same place you started. Nigga, you gay.
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Mr. Bean - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 08:49:01 EST RKOZfxbo No.4903134 Reply
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>>4903130
Man, idk if it's just because one of my formative sci fi settings was Halo, but I love gun shaped warships.
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Alfred Catface - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 08:57:16 EST NbzX8Pt+ No.4903137 Reply
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>>4903136
In space such vectored designs are pretty impractical, likely it would exhibit some form of multidirectional symmetry across at least two axes
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Mr. Bean - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 08:58:01 EST RKOZfxbo No.4903138 Reply
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>>4903136
This shit is a giant space gun. Ever heard of spinal mounts? I guess it makes it more phallic too, but spinal mounts are the shit.
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Mr. Bean - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 09:04:31 EST RKOZfxbo No.4903140 Reply
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>>4903137
You forget about a few things though, that make spherical/radial designs less frequent than you think:

>space debris

Even going sublight speeds, you want to have the least amount of surface area of your ship plowing into space debris head on. That makes log/gun/penis-like ships optimal for long or particularly fast trips. On the other hand, you don;t actually want the hull of your ship taking on that brunt in the first place, which is why most near-future hard sci-fi tends to give long haul penis ships a forward facing shield of some sort, maybe even doubling as a solar sail.
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Kathryn Janeway - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 09:13:05 EST nJkrco7e No.4903143 Reply
>>4903138
Spinal mounts just remind you of the streaks of shit on your dick after sex

>>4903140
>you want to have the least amount of surface area of your ship plowing into space debris head on.
Apply directly to the forehead. Head on.
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Gigi Edgley - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 09:31:30 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4903146 Reply
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>>4903140
an yet, while I'm pro dick-ship, I must admit that most things that would tear through and decimate a well-helmeted vessel would simply burn up and vaporize in the SS Terra's airy wake.
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Rebecca Hallersutch - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 02:34:25 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4903423 Reply
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poor dog, stuck in a quantum poop...
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Clank - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 15:23:04 EST GwVXTncc No.4904024 Reply
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>>4901125

What do you guys think of this one? Sure, the crew is a little bit retarded and they kill each other on the regular and do all kind of other cool and bad shit but it makes life in space pretty entertaining. They follow this big, yellow (or red, I guess) spaceship through space like the retards they are yet they are never going to catch it lmao so dumb.
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Sophie Drablingridge - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 02:09:49 EST CahqI1lB No.4904268 Reply
>>4904234
Other reason, is because Socialism like most human systems works best on the small scale. So you see, within small confines of community on spaceship, full Communism easily is achievable because is the baseline state of Man. It is only by artificially scaling societies is imperialism, slavery, Capitalism, and other forms of exploitation and concentration of wealth even possible to begin with. Such things is not even possible at smaller tribal scale. So I say you again, the natural logical progression of society is degradation and implosion of Capitalism into state Capitalism and welfare state, then further implosion and finally Socialiem and then Communism with atomization of society into heavily intermeshing local communes, and finally to anarchoprimitivism, logical outcome of which is achieving the fully space based society and returning to Garden of Eden in floating garden generation ships. This is basis of all life, in reproduction, and way for earth to reproduce itself and fertilize new worlds with life where process starts all over again there.
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Cecelia Payne-Gaposchkin - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 04:37:17 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4904281 Reply
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>>4904268
well, that, but, maybe, see... then, though, yet, so.
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Spike Mendelsohn - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 04:43:48 EST rO+GGMpN No.4904284 Reply
>>4904268
just HOW much meth do you even have to BE just to DO something like that
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Rocket Executive Graham - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 05:19:18 EST RKOZfxbo No.4904288 Reply
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>>4904234
Isaac Arthur is the shit, been binging his vids lately as research for my posthuman tabletop rpg.
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Thomas Gold - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 12:07:07 EST 922TGvlX No.4904391 Reply
>>4901789
I do have an exceptionally shitty monitor and I really haven't looked that closely, but to be honest I have more than enough confirmation to know that us gov have been in possession of et craft and have engineered somewhat analogously working craft, not to think that it's a big deal even if the image was real. Not to argue about this, just explaining why I didn't bother.
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Thomas Gold - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 12:10:23 EST 922TGvlX No.4904392 Reply
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>>4901404
oh please it looks like a bunch of boards and trashbags strung together, no aesthetic considerations whatsoever. OP pic and a few others ITT are pretty cool on the other hand.
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Emma Fuckingshit - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 16:36:44 EST JO53ZZRL No.4904451 Reply
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>>4904392
i quite like look of the lunar landers, the gold foil makes them feel luxurious
sputnik is cool also
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Emma Fuckingshit - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 16:46:00 EST JO53ZZRL No.4904455 Reply
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just look at this beauty, makes me think of candy wrappers from candy i had one christmas when i was little. so shiny
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Thomas Gold - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 16:49:37 EST 922TGvlX No.4904458 Reply
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>>4904455
well ok lunar lander was pretty handsome but other than that nasa sucks at visually appeasing spacecraft.

pic semi related, can't find my spaceships atm
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EstherWorthingfield.rm - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 17:12:22 EST MzHiDaW2 No.4904469 Reply
fuck a space ship i need nanobots to create a pressurized biosuit so i can captain marvel my way through the astros
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Thomas Gold - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 18:49:48 EST 922TGvlX No.4904537 Reply
>>4904469
I know you're here dr worm, stop rampaging through the threads, go back to your sand country and fuck goats.
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Alan Guth - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:10:17 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4904559 Reply
>>4904537
>sand country
Fucking what
How about you go back to your disgusting shithole full of worshipers for obese orange retarded Zionist boomer?
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Alan Guth - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:30:34 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4904567 Reply
>>4904565
>talks like retard from the future
>durr hurr groupie
Maybe, we just don't like annoying shitposters from cancerous sites?
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WesleyGickleware.fla - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:31:33 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4904568 Reply
>>4904565
If you were a super hero you would be like Storm from X-Men but instead of controlling thunder, all the pussies within a 30 mile radius just become bone dry. Your origin story is that you realized your powers from a young age when your mom was in labor for 72 hours and it cut off oxygen for a full day.
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Spike Mendelsohn - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:36:30 EST rO+GGMpN No.4904573 Reply
>>4904559
i wish i could pm you and be like "don't say shit like boomer. why would you use their own terms?"
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Thomas Gold - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:51:48 EST 922TGvlX No.4904583 Reply
>>4904567
well, actually future is not that annoying nowadays, at least noone is trying to be all macho there by sucking mod's dicks. Dr worm of all people, when you sand jolly african-americans fall, you fall hard, dontcha?
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Jean-Baptiste Troisgros - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:05:08 EST vQCPEDej No.4904591 Reply
>>4904583
ooooooooooo we found the butthurt /pol/tard from /420/!!!!!
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Senator Kimara Cretak - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 23:34:47 EST 2vlJjeLy No.4904635 Reply
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