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Do wahmen like bearded men

- Wed, 11 Sep 2019 09:13:10 EST pqvm9iua No.4903890
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I have a pathetic teenager looking ass beard because I'm only 26. Don't know if I should shave it or wait for it to become a manly sexy beard. Will I get more vajayjay with a full beard?
Samuel Henkinbutch - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 09:19:48 EST IHzsohGL No.4903891 Reply
Shave it off.

If you can't grow a beard don't grow a beard.

Fill your body with the right nutrients and try again later on.

Beards don't matter. It's about being confident and it seems like you're not confident.

Alyx Vance - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 09:23:10 EST 34mXfg6O No.4903894 Reply
Beards may be oversaturating the market right now.

However, you probably have a shite beard because you just stopped shaving one day. That's how people your age think you grow a beard. A beard requires a lot of shaving, especially if you're young.

Grow a couple days, then use your beard trimmer to trim to the same short length. Grow a little longer. Trim again but slightly longer. Do this over and over. You'll get a much thicker result. Outright shave/trim anywhere where the beard fails to really establish.

Honestly you have to shave more WITH a beard than without. It's a big upkeep. You also need some beard wax etc
Pokémon Prof. Eugene - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 09:24:54 EST mNQY6NoR No.4903895 Reply
>I have a pathetic teenager looking ass beard because I'm only 26
>because I'm only 26

If you can't grow a beard by 26 there's something wrong with you.
Shiney McShine - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 09:26:36 EST vAorKAPO No.4903896 Reply
I dunno man my beard grows so fast it's fucking annoying, three days full beard one week wizard beard. Fuck this fucking beard.
FuckingFangerfield.xif - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 09:28:15 EST CY35RdHP No.4903897 Reply

Because not having American mutt geneology or being from certain parts of the world determines your worthiness as a man. Shut up. Some of us just aren't hairy. Just shave and keep a clean face. Makes you look different and cleaner than everyone else who tries to grow facial hair.
Shiney McShine - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 09:30:14 EST vAorKAPO No.4903898 Reply
Consider that variety is something to be spoken for. I've heard it claimed that at different points in a woman's cycle, she will prefer her partner's face clean shaven or with a beard, but it could be an old wive's tale.
Peter Maivia - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 09:46:16 EST Q7G8h1M0 No.4903906 Reply
Don't be "beard guy" where your fucking facial hair consumes your entire identity. If you ever feel your beard seeping into your brain, shave it off right away.

As far as women go, they're not some kind of hivemind dude. They're all going to have their own things, some like clean shaven and some like beards.
Otto Struve - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 10:40:50 EST rCh0tnXd No.4903921 Reply
I can't grow shit either and I'm almost 26. Beards are just good at hiding average features and making them look better than they really are. If you have a weak chin you can wear a goatee, if you have a weak jaw, grow a full beard. If you're a handsome boy shave it all. I just grow the maximum amount that I can which looks somewhat okay despite being patchy to save me work on shaving which currently is a moustache and goatee combo.
Henrietta Levitt - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 10:48:24 EST eUS73Uho No.4903922 Reply
Manscape your pubic hair into an airplane and fly far far away...
Angus Drorrypone - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 11:08:00 EST /d5DTVLc No.4903924 Reply
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>I have a pathetic teenager looking ass beard because I'm only 26.

Yeah I gotta echo the sentiment that it's not your age, you just don't have what it takes.
Shiney McShine - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 11:22:01 EST vAorKAPO No.4903926 Reply
I want that combo, dude, but I always get filled in with this fucking fur
Allan Sandage - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 11:22:45 EST 5h0NnKL6 No.4903927 Reply
Yeah I've had a full beard since I was 17 and now that I'm 26 it's becoming rasputinian

Some people have it, some people don't, the only reason I grow it is because shaving is such an itchy bitch and it doesn't matter if I look like a Russian hermit, if you don't have it don't sweat it
Shiney McShine - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 11:23:57 EST vAorKAPO No.4903929 Reply
I would have gone the Alan Moore route but I'm not careful enough when i eat. nb
Peter Maivia - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 11:40:43 EST Q7G8h1M0 No.4903932 Reply
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Yea, but if you get enough soup in your beard, bears will want to hang out with you
Otto Struve - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 12:04:45 EST rCh0tnXd No.4903941 Reply
honestly you don't even need soup, just put some nuts in their mouth and bears will love you
Angus Drorrypone - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 12:19:29 EST /d5DTVLc No.4903950 Reply
What is your soup of choice for conditioner? I prefer a good tomato soup, gives it a nice color.
Raymond Goucho - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 13:42:49 EST P7rm8TiV No.4903980 Reply
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That dog and I have the same goatee, color and everything
Can't grow a full beard but sport a bushy goatee cause shaving all the time fucking sucks and it's a war I can't win, the hair wins every battle
Pipe Huffingmoar - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 13:50:56 EST c3C1ZBKs No.4903983 Reply
goatees make people look like evil atheist college professors that hate god
Tyler Reks - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 13:55:26 EST igajYQOc No.4903985 Reply
That's nust because Satan had a goate. Don't curse everyone just because of Hitler. It was the style at the time.
Tyler Reks - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 14:03:24 EST igajYQOc No.4903989 Reply
Beards are oddities to Weman. Why the shit do you grow hair on your face?!
Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 14:03:26 EST iLikEToleARn No.4903990 Reply
I think maybe it was probably one of three falls. Idk, somewhere between 6 hours a day, they worked hard and try to get over via association with BTE and the oddities when I needed to juice robinson, the graphics was serious.
Dejar - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 15:03:36 EST ePbGWTBo No.4904009 Reply
I bet you can't tell the difference between light makeup and no makeup, you women knower.
Chase Masterson - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 15:14:21 EST aS3KEL5m No.4904016 Reply
Some women love them some hate them. Just go all in on whatever look you can do best (that doesn't make you feel like a douche). Lady I'm seeing loves my beard and long hair but a lot of the time it's instant "nope". Wearing your look well and believing in yourself will get you further than any specific choice.
Allan Sandage - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 15:20:36 EST 5h0NnKL6 No.4904020 Reply
because my face does it on its own

sick of getting body shamed for hormones doing what they're supposed to tbh
Angus Drorrypone - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 16:01:07 EST /d5DTVLc No.4904039 Reply
It's not okay to marginalize the bearded this way. Everywhere I go it's 'ZZ Top', 'Duck Dynasty', 'Richard Stallman', it hurts.

We have more muslims than you soft faced freaks so keep that in mind while addressing us.
Brendon Small - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 16:07:14 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4904043 Reply
I'd be clean shaved if I wasn't so damn lazy. As it is I just shave my neck and my lips. And trim the rest short af once a week.
Kaim Argonar - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 16:14:08 EST w843GodK No.4904047 Reply
i bought a trimmer a couple of weeks ago, and you know what? my mustache is beautiful now
Luke Danes - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 22:31:47 EST 4fp5wcfv No.4904223 Reply
A dude dressed up as a dude disguised as another dude?

I had a pretty intense beard goin on but I think I look better without it, it's the beard on the inside that counts
Antony Hewish - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 01:59:52 EST hZjO1+Mv No.4904265 Reply
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Sometimes they think it's sexy, and sometimes they think it's disgusting. Such is the way of the world: a land of contrasts. In this essay, I will
Spike Mendelsohn - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 08:45:34 EST rO+GGMpN No.4904333 Reply
So here's what I do. I let my facial hair grow for around 3 weeks, and then I shave. I look good at every point in between.
Dump Matsumoto - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 09:12:20 EST xIvA5Qzu No.4904349 Reply
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Very few people can pull off a full and luscious beard without looking like a hipster douche.
Either maintain a clean shave or get a trimmer to keep it short.
JennyNublingdod.api - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 09:22:43 EST /+OXZY3d No.4904350 Reply
Is 26 too young for a beard or something?
That seems about as fully grown as you can get bro. It's time to stop blaming your age
Rocket Executive Graham - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 10:24:44 EST RKOZfxbo No.4904374 Reply
WAIT, WTF, This whole time I thought that beard was shooped onto the dog, but it looks real? Since when do dogs grow beards?! Are they evolving?
HannahFenderhall.sea - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 12:41:04 EST P7rm8TiV No.4904398 Reply
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This is a Brussels Griffin, I believe the same dog as the OP. Many other breeds, particularly schnauzer have "beards" as well
Rocket Executive Graham - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 12:50:55 EST RKOZfxbo No.4904399 Reply
I knew about schnauzers, but the dog in OP looks like he should have a floppy hat, wide brim glasses and a Starbucks in one paw.

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