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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

I want to become a prostitute

- Wed, 11 Sep 2019 21:03:10 EST rO+GGMpN No.4904180
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??? yeah

oldish profesion

shot me
Luke Danes - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 21:13:09 EST 4fp5wcfv No.4904189 Reply
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Whatever toots your flute. Just be careful out there, I've friends with horror stories
Luke Danes - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 21:16:39 EST 4fp5wcfv No.4904193 Reply
I don't speak Spanish what's a punch down? Is that like when you score in Hand Egg?
WesleyGickleware.fla - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 21:17:57 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4904196 Reply
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Oh god yes sweet threads. The mighty Portfolio is pleased. Keep 'em comin. Soon my rectum will be at full capacity.
Tyler Florence - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 21:20:20 EST c3C1ZBKs No.4904199 Reply
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how do you know you're not a prostitute already? In another universe you're probably already sucking dicks for spare change
Phyllis Blepperchat - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 11:46:16 EST P6n7T2JL No.4904389 Reply
tbh if i was a good looking woman i'd be a prostitute, or at least use the pussy power a lot more, it's amazing the kind of shit you can get away with
also this >>4904189 there's a big chance of getting exploited or even worse shit
Thomas Gold - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 12:18:19 EST 922TGvlX No.4904393 Reply
well you need a reliable bodyguard/friend to watch out for you. I agree about using the pussy power (I'm a man BTW) but the sex part can actually have unwanted consiquences in terms of being able to maintain healthy sexual relationships later down the road having had all that ingenuine sex (which is supposed to be really intimate and thus probably with people you actually want to be close to both physically and emotionally). Also desensitization to sexuality in general. I wouldn't do it if I was a woman unless it was a really tough situation. But I would definitely embrace the fact that people want to deal with and hang out with hot women, likely in financial areas of enterprise too.
Laura Longcock - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 13:42:48 EST qrO1Nh9g No.4904414 Reply
There are consequencess of using good looks whether you fuck or not, its like light version of whoring. If I was an attractive woman Id stay away from those vibes.
Thomas Gold - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 16:39:01 EST 922TGvlX No.4904452 Reply
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what??? Dunno what exactly you mean by whoring, but in general if all parties profit from it, why would you cling on to superstition, religulousness and cultural stigma (which in large part is created and perpetuated by women themselves because of jealousy and cattiness) that deems sexiness inappropriate or more sacred than other goods of life or on the contrary unworthy of other goods of life. It's like saying smart people should take advantage of their smarts because it's unfair to dumb people. Some chicks may not have some of the advantages you have, does that mean you shouldn't use them to enrich your life and the lives of others?

lol GTFO 18 y/o seniors
PokéManiac William - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 16:48:29 EST RNFWcvHI No.4904457 Reply
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You gotta be a really sexy dude to be a male prostitute and also willing to have the sex with other dudes.

This chick in your pic needs to pluck her eyebrows like something fierce.
Gegard Mousasi - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 17:00:35 EST w3/BkVun No.4904463 Reply
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>needs to pluck her eyebrows
Some folk can handle their chicks not having weak ass brows.
Some folk even like a nice big nose (Luscious Lopez is a prime example).
That chick doesn't need to bend herself to your preference, you can just move along until you find someone that fits them, and keep your filthy mouth shut if somebody doesn't.
PokéManiac William - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 17:12:00 EST RNFWcvHI No.4904468 Reply
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Sorry I didn't know those eyebrows meant so much to 420chan. At least you all get to white knight your internet waifu
Bruce Willis - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 17:14:18 EST aH8RR1gf No.4904471 Reply
he used a lot of words yes.

But his point stands. Don’t judge a bitch by her brow
Gegard Mousasi - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 17:21:17 EST w3/BkVun No.4904472 Reply
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Except I'm only stabbin you cause of you trash-talking my taste.
It's like, if you were only into brunettes, as soon as somebody posted a pic of a blonde said
>oh she ugly/boring, she should dye her hair browner
You're indirectly saying everything should pander to your taste and your taste only, and we that have a different taste should never get to eat it.

Variety is good for a reason, something for everybody. So don't shit on variety.
Thomas Gold - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 17:33:49 EST 922TGvlX No.4904477 Reply
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how arrogant! I bet you like girls with prolapsed assholes too. Fucking hater, I would punch you in the face if this was IRL. If anyone ITT has a weak brow, it's you, you fucking bully.. Sheesh...

Don't mind him, OP, we love you and your eyebrows. More please!
Vladamir Fistputin - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 17:34:47 EST +hf1wFly No.4904478 Reply
>if all parties profit from it
you might get some money or other material gains from dealing with people you wouldnt deal with otherwise, but you sacrifice things too.
we're not talking about being pretty and doing what you feel is right for you, we're talking about doing shit you wouldnt do otherwise cause you want to profit from your looks and desires of others.
Thomas Gold - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 17:49:37 EST 922TGvlX No.4904491 Reply
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most people who sit at computers and write software don't like it all that much either and probably would rather play outside in the sun in some park with their kids, but it profits them to do so even if sacrifices have to be made. They are profiting from their skills and their smarts AND making a sacrifice. Get your head out of the sand, you are programmed by your granma and act defensively about it like it's your own and a belief/attitude worth conserving for future generations. Sexiness is good, sharing it with others is good, compensation because of such actions is also good. How is this not obvious to some?
Korben Dallas - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 18:03:43 EST 5mp3z+r6 No.4904504 Reply
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A lot of people see it as pretty much the most intimate act you can share with another human.
So renting it out for cash makes you a literal whore.
The biggest sell-out who holds lovemaking not sacred or special.

It's understandable though, throughout our evolution and the biological pressures of natural selection on us even as humans has granted sluts and whores more offspring than conservatives.
Most women have been bread to be whores. Fucking and caring for babies has been their job for all of human evolution.

This is the act you do to make a life. To bring a son or daughter into this world.
And you sell the act for money to whoever because you're too lazy to get a job?

You do you, but that's pretty fucked up imo.
Korben Dallas - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 18:05:20 EST 5mp3z+r6 No.4904506 Reply
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Something to consider.
Vladamir Fistputin - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 18:18:40 EST +hf1wFly No.4904514 Reply
Let me give you a simple example that you can comprehend.

Lets say you have a nice group of poor friends that you value as people and enjoy being around. Lets say a rich, well connected asshole that you loathe being around comes about and tells you to ditch those losers and go yahting with him, and then maybe he can help you with a high paying corporate job. If you go with him, you will benefit materially, but its pretty likely that no amount of lobster and wine will ever fill the hole inside, and it will be very hard for you to get back the part of you that you sold.
Its not at all like with a programming job, although in some circumstances a job picked over more important things can do similar damage, even when its not your good looks but intelligence thats desirable.
Spike Mendelsohn - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 18:32:05 EST rO+GGMpN No.4904523 Reply
sometimes irreverence pays off in the end, and they say that brevity is the soul of wit
Thomas Gold - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 18:45:06 EST 922TGvlX No.4904535 Reply
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Since when taking care of yourself financially is selling out? If you need to somehow actually betray them that's a separate issue and unrelated to being sexy. If your friends have to leave your company because they have work to do and make a living, does that mean they are sell outs? I'm pretty sure I'm talking to a 15 y/o teen right now, this site is not for underage people, you know, you should do better at concealing your age or in theory just not visit here, Vladimir.

Big Brows Incoming
Henry Russell - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 18:56:47 EST 7VnQ4+VK No.4904544 Reply
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If they ain't drawn on with a sharpie, you can get the fuck outta my face
Henry Russell - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:05:13 EST 7VnQ4+VK No.4904552 Reply
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They did it to themselves, I don't feel the least bit bad. You're free to be asspained about it though.
Alan Guth - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:07:52 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4904555 Reply
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Sexy? No. But here is another example of bad eyebrow design that works. Aesthetically this is very pleasing. Like long asymmetrical contours of Homeworld ship hull.
Marc Forgione - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:56:47 EST EBI8DRQs No.4904586 Reply
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I understand what was meant, I still don't care. They shaved their own eyebrows off, crudely drew them back on with sharpies, and then posted it to social media for the whole world to see. That's on them.

Like I said though, feel free to be butthurt about it, I won't care about that either.
Feeble Bongrip - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:01:14 EST rO+GGMpN No.4904589 Reply
>the ability to post to social media is enough for me. i want everyone to know precisely where i draw the line
Jack Rex - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:03:57 EST EBI8DRQs No.4904590 Reply
There is no line, everything is okay to joke about because they're jokes get over yourself. Did this place become circlejerk overnight? Jesus Christ, lighten up.
Isabella Honeyson - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:06:28 EST w3/BkVun No.4904594 Reply
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I would totally be down for some ether & chill with any of them, or both.
They seem like they know how to have fun without giving too many fucks.
Cant have real fun if you're too superficial to be ridiculous.
Koko B. Ware - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:23:03 EST Q19bBrKb No.4904598 Reply
This is why I only fuck dudes
Isabella Honeyson - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:46:33 EST w3/BkVun No.4904603 Reply
Because of eyebrows or because of the potential that they might've been prostitutes?
What if the dudes you fucked were male prostitutes
Corporal R Richards - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 22:46:48 EST w3/BkVun No.4905024 Reply
I dislike most weissbeers, because of that banana candy note alot of them have.

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