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transhumanism is a fuck

- Fri, 20 Sep 2019 05:26:20 EST RnQGjEU3 No.4907408
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>LMAO the transhumanists told you that you were going to be an immortal cyborg space god building inscrutable gigascale artworks out of smartmatter swarms made of deconstructed asteroids but actually you're just gonna be a golf bag.

You will never have robot wings or laser eyes or a hydraulic dick. Only chairbutt.
Antoine Parmentier - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 07:25:00 EST cxpilczL No.4907421 Reply
now that is some goofy shit
Nicholas Sashdock - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 07:27:15 EST jOCKdGnU No.4907422 Reply
What if you gotta take a shit
Jesus Hayzeus - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 08:04:34 EST RKOZfxbo No.4907426 Reply
Kinda early for collective godhood, you can still attain it through aligning your chakras and working with chi and shit, but I think this looks cool as hell, buttblades, this actually goes perfect with cyberpunk aesthetic, I can see it. 0/10 for the haters, maybe if you had eyes unclouded by hate
King Ghidorah - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 08:59:23 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4907438 Reply
>capitalism: we made everything you could possibly want already, so here's this
Britta Perry - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 09:49:51 EST xIvA5Qzu No.4907448 Reply
If you're that desperate for a seat you're better off just carrying around one of those tiny camping stools instead of strapping some contraption to your ass that makes walking uncomfortable.
Kung Lao - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 10:13:15 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4907449 Reply
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This is yet another example of Wect being stupid as a fuck. This is most retarded Capitalist bullshit idea ever. They invent you stupid ass stilts to make you look like retard clown you pay out of ass for and has no real purpose. Literally so stupid these people pay money instead of squatting like normal human being.
Kung Lao - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 10:15:18 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4907450 Reply
Maybe if you had eyes not blinded by Capitalism and being bougie retard you would see you're killing whole planet to have third worlders waste resources to make you ass stilts instead of squatting.
Jesus Hayzeus - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 10:20:28 EST RKOZfxbo No.4907451 Reply
I actually don't like capitalism, you can probably make these at home from found wood and metal, the only time capitalim will work is when we have free energy and are post-scarcity. Until then we should all be living in communes of Earthships growing and raising our own food and never "working" another day in our lives. Oh and I'll be doing a bunch of psychedelics.

All in all I don't need reasons to shove cool looking accessories on my person, butt blades are the future.
Kung Lao - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 10:36:54 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4907458 Reply
But you are still wasting time that could be spent growing drugs and feeding children of Uganda manufacturing butt blades instead of squatting. It is solution for problem that doesn't exist. I right now am squatting with cigarette and coffee, not hunched over, uncomfortable position with sticks stabbing me in ass.
Jack Worthingworth - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 10:37:53 EST u27gIV8+ No.4907459 Reply
I was studying the smartmatter swarms as they were building gigascale artworks, and in the transformation of matter on another world, a micro life force was caught in between it. I think it was insect type, but there is an insignificant chance you could catch a life force at a special time, the energy in the dismantle of cross sections of matter could cause it to be propelled far off, wrong place for it's death.
Marie Troisgros - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 10:38:35 EST BowkiUKZ No.4907460 Reply
You can all laugh at this but this is actually great for old people that like to visit museums. If you visit quite a few museums, you'll know what I talk about. You're standing there comfy, looking at a painting, and this old man next to you is clearly a bit winded from walking around with a folding chair, and he just can't fold the chair right. This would be excellent for them.

Bit of a niche product though. Literally no one else needs this shit.
Elder Samuel - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 10:43:08 EST jf+M45j5 No.4907461 Reply
>we should all be living in communes of Earthships growing and raising our own food and never "working" another day in our lives. Oh and I'll be doing a bunch of psychedelics.

What you're describing sounds like the tent communes that already exist underneath freeway overpasses in southern california
Inspector Gadget - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 10:43:23 EST 5h0NnKL6 No.4907462 Reply
I expect it to become mandatory for office workers within 10 years, so that the businesses can save on having to have any chairs
Elder Samuel - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 10:56:11 EST jf+M45j5 No.4907465 Reply

lol office chairs are cheap as fuck right now. There are literally warehouses full of surplus aerons out there.
Burglar Nigel - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 11:24:19 EST Cvl2AyV9 No.4907469 Reply
>You can all laugh at this but this is actually great for old people that like to visit museums.
Then how come the entire video was physically fit people sitting down and getting up without the assistance of arm rests and with perfect form and balance?
Brian Kendrick - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 12:33:58 EST Odh4Xtei No.4907486 Reply
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Old people don't buy products that are for impaired people, so commercials pretend that everyone has this problem.
Isabella Sarrynet - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 12:42:19 EST hXGNM03L No.4907489 Reply
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We might not agree with the savage Eastern hordes on everything, but there is no denying the raw power and elegant simplicity of the Asian squat.
MarthaSangerfad.ncf - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 13:00:43 EST FIaozEbK No.4907496 Reply
Yeah but what do they care, it's another cost they can phase out entirely and shift to the workers

Mark my words, open plan offices are just the first step
Georges St-Pierre - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 13:07:04 EST QlvARTpc No.4907498 Reply
I fucking HATE open plan offices, it pisses me off so much that this is the new trend. Just let people work remotely and not even have an office space rather than turning it into a fourth grade classroom where no one has any privacy at all. FUCK
Elder Samuel - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 13:08:59 EST jf+M45j5 No.4907499 Reply

I'd say only about 5% of workers are actually capable of working remotely while still being productive.

Most people need a boss breathing over their shoulder to make sure they even get anything done during the day and don't just spend all day dicking around.

But open plan offices are still ass.
Georges St-Pierre - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 13:12:25 EST QlvARTpc No.4907501 Reply
I have little tolerance for that kind of thing. If you're going to look over my shoulder all day I'm just gonna find a new place to work, micromanagers can eat a sack of shit.
Elder Samuel - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 13:14:13 EST jf+M45j5 No.4907504 Reply

They probably want you to quit.

What I've learned in my many years working is that the best way to get the better of a boss who hates you is to keep working there
Georges St-Pierre - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 13:18:25 EST QlvARTpc No.4907505 Reply
As gratifying as spite is, I put more importance on quality of life. I'm fortunate enough to work in an office where I'm usually the only one here (and have the option to work remotely anyway), but I feel kinda trapped where I am because they notion of privacy is fast disappearing, and I'm just not gonna put up with a communal work space.
Miles Edgeworth - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 13:26:04 EST IeyD4RNh No.4907509 Reply
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We're do fucked guys.
Keith Floyd - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 13:39:09 EST QLTOtYac No.4907512 Reply
That's dumb dude. Plus what is that fag gonna do when he actually boards the bus? Buttstilt in the aisle? That'll piss everyone off. You can't sit on an actual chair with these buttsticks hanging off your turdpusher.
Mab Splattershit - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 15:22:38 EST EuiLGEDI No.4907530 Reply
It seems i can solve all those issues with sitting on the ground, or on a chair.

I mean this looks uncomfortable to walk and to sit
Pat Patterson - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 15:42:34 EST vDf+CLGz No.4907539 Reply
This is actually a good way to proactively reduce the health crisis that is draining the economy and its resources by making movement and sitting robust and seamless. Being sedentary is incredibly unhealthy, and especially at work it becomes too easy to forget to stand up and walk around.

The true purpose of this device I believe is a health measure, and its full implementation could lower the impact of the healthcare crisis. I will keep an open-mind to it. You can not expect people to squat to do their office work by the way. With the changing environment of the job environment this indeed is a useful tool and could replace chairs at a nominal cost and in fact save money by reducing the burden of insurance.

I believe insurance should be given out in ALL forms. I see devices such as these as a type of insurance. I see body modification as a form of insurance. I absolutely believe that insurance should be offered to EVERYONE and that there are new possibility and forms for how this insurance can look like and what it can actually do.

Please keep an open mind.
King Ghidorah - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 16:58:12 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4907575 Reply
> you're killing whole planet to have third worlders waste resources to make you ass stilts

lmao this is funny because it's true
Kozak - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 17:30:40 EST HFHUv8bS No.4907595 Reply

What a time to be alive. Oh how I sometimes wish I could have remained an ignorant child for my entire life. In other words, I guess that realistically means I wish I died as a kid so I didn't have to learn how fucked up existence is. Dude, life is like super fucked up.
Kung Lao - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 17:38:48 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4907598 Reply
Imagine being such shitty slave society you openly celebrate being forced to stand at work to save corporation money on chairs
Mab Splattershit - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 17:52:48 EST EuiLGEDI No.4907605 Reply
To be fair, the poor always worked their asses off to support dumb ideas for the rich.

It's just that we're the rich now
Inspector Gadget - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 18:15:10 EST 5h0NnKL6 No.4907621 Reply
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I kind of get the feeling they're just making these as a prototype/proof of capability so they can start going after military contracts, they refer to it as an exosuit everywhere they possibly can and one of the bigger selling points is this load distributing backpack hookup.
Pat Patterson - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 18:28:25 EST vDf+CLGz No.4907625 Reply
>I kind of get the feeling
...but your pic explicitly states that it is for military.

i still think exosuits could make life better for regular people somehow :(
Gunner - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 22:40:35 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4907753 Reply
This also what confuses me, since how is letting people sit even more than normal considered exercise? Now you don't even stand at bus you sit on ass stilts.

Are Westerners made retarded by fluoride in water? This is my serious question. I do not understand how such a people can be so lazy and dumb.
Antonin Carême - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 22:47:13 EST nathJjyj No.4907756 Reply
Twitter is so fucking ridiculous. Apparently, you're being ableist if you make fun of this commercial. Seriously. There's people saying that on twitter. They say it's CLEARLY meant for people with disabilities. I actually though the same thing when I saw it. It's probably useful for some people, but the commercial is clearly for able bodied people. Also, Ithe creators clearly never used a bus, because that shit would be the fucking worst on a crowded bus.

Any, disability twitter is fucking nuts most of the time.
Xerius - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 23:05:16 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4907763 Reply
It's clearly intended to use on top of a regular wheelchair so they can be normal height you insensitive prick.
Derek Dickington - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 23:06:41 EST cg+6RTfW No.4907764 Reply
just make it a single leg and attach it to a buttplug

>pay me bitches
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 23:16:21 EST sTwClUnx No.4907767 Reply
Way to crush my dreams and kill my buzz.
Professor Layton - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 23:41:08 EST yUwOsz8/ No.4907772 Reply
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Seriously, why are you so vehemently opposed to the idea of ass stilts? Of all the silly things to get upset about. Is it because you receive no ass stilt augmentations to call your own, in your home country?
Phoebe Shakestock - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 00:55:33 EST gJ90TcYF No.4907794 Reply
I think you would be better off walking around with a backpack with one of those mini folding chairs packed in it rather than jolly african-american rigging yourself into JC Denton.
Gunner - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 00:56:00 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4907795 Reply
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Because it remind me of some obese scooter drivers retard buying AR15 and thinking he is John Rambo. Or bunch of faggots wearing Google glass to spy on people and even more remove last rights and privacy from corporations and government to be consumerist faggots. It is useless shit nobody needs and huge waste or resources showing all wrong in Western civilization and why climate itself being destroyed to produce more ass stilts to make fat retarded boomers more money to buy more yachts and child sex slaves.

Why not stand? Or why not continue to squat? It is like add "who buys all this BULLSHIT?" well who buys stupid qaesadilo maker or whatever. Rainforests are dying to make more pointless shit like ass stilts. Why do you hate toucans?
Xerius - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 01:04:26 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4907796 Reply
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If toucans could kill us and make ass stilts they would. You need to realize that everything has lead to this. This is the pinnacle of the universe. It's all down hill from here. All things come to a critical point and an end. This is planet earth's and by extension the entire universe's Stankonia. Sure, we'll have our collective So Fresh and So Clean, Roses and Hey Ya before the light goes out and the universe begins to collapse back in on itself but we'll never have another full album worth of bangers. That's what these ass stilts are. You can see that they don't matter at all, but try and look harder and you will see they are also all that matters, the culmination of all that was and all that ever will be at the same time.
Poké Kid Jarvis - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 01:10:55 EST vDf+CLGz No.4907798 Reply
>climate itself being destroyed to produce more ass stilts to make fat retarded boomers more money to buy more yachts and child sex slaves.
You sound pretty brainwashed. No offense, and I assume none will be taken.
Poké Kid Jarvis - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 01:14:06 EST vDf+CLGz No.4907799 Reply
They've been saying this for millennia, but as always it is those who fail to adapt who die off. This is not to say that we haven't hit certain peaks.
Professor Layton - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 01:32:53 EST yUwOsz8/ No.4907800 Reply
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>Why not stand? Or why not continue to squat?

Because I want to use ass stilts. Stop judging me based on the guns that I own and the way that I decide to rest my butt, you freedom-hating jerk.
Dennis Siver - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 02:39:42 EST s2YvYjMR No.4907814 Reply
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Because in the USA we only teach that it feels good to consume. There's no time for squatting or sacrifice. You have to make more money to buy bigger TVS and bigger pick-up trucks. Or at least, get the credit to buy more stuff and eat microwaved food at overpriced restaurants.

Like maybe you have meaningful relationships with your family and friends. We have that, maybe or we could if we wanted to, but more importantly we have stuff. Stuff really fills in the gaps. Helps us to forget how meaningless we are: just a speck dust on the pinhead of Earth in the vast empty universe. Some people got Jesus. But if you actually go to church and listen they start talking about sacrifice and discipline. Stuff is so much easier.

Mostly, it is just the way people are taught to live and they never really forced to consider anything else. We aren't all this way. Some of us were born poor so we got used stuff and learn to cook for ourselves. Understand the value in sacrifice as we just try to make enough to not have to work till we're dead; unless we get sick or injured then we're fucked.

If it helps, when I get tired of standing I'm just gonna lean against the wall. I'll never buy any butt stilts.
Stitch - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 07:15:27 EST D9AR248/ No.4907841 Reply
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Are you denying the existence of:
-climate destruction
-ass stilts
-fat retarded boomers
-child sex slaves
-all of the above?
Jon Fitch - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 07:47:14 EST RKOZfxbo No.4907849 Reply
There is no need to do anything, everyone should do as they choose, if you make an ecotopian earthship global commune where no one is allowed to do anything that isn't "necessary", then you've just straight up got your self a dystopic hellhole and should glass yourself.
MarthaCunnerchedge.smd - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 07:49:14 EST mQJyFkJq No.4907850 Reply
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>oh no bad things exist, suffering and pure ecstasy and random occurrences, good/bad elecist! Oh nooooo! Are you one of those guys who really finds so little fulfillment in life that you think it’s just a waste or worth nothing? Do you think if a chimp could understand the proposition, and was offered a potentially very violent and dangerous life, free on his own to live his life, OR, he could just to be locked up in a safe cage with medications and a proper diet and all sorts of these things? You can’t take the good without the bad. It’s like when you cheat early on in a game, it ruins the fun. Because none of it is of any real significance now that you have nothing to lose
Rebecca Chattinglock - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 08:10:34 EST EdBp2NCX No.4907863 Reply
There is a wide space between your forced communist dystopia and what we have now, which is festering cauldrons of disease in pockets around the world that are full of people who are perennial victims of capitalists and the governments that prop them up.
Marcus Samuelsson - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 08:24:49 EST 6hnWn0Ep No.4907869 Reply
> since choices can be ambiguous, that means that nothing matters and it's okay to ruin society to increase some values for shareholders
Jon Fitch - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 11:55:50 EST RKOZfxbo No.4907931 Reply
We actually are in agreeance then, how do you propose we move forward unto a sustainable ecotopia to rival the Gardens of Eden? Psychedelcs, Art, Love and Music are at the top of my "useful tools for this cause" list.
Rebecca Chattinglock - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 11:58:01 EST EdBp2NCX No.4907933 Reply
Only one way: you've got to get a hold of a teensy weensy bit of that weedle-dee-deed! That WEEDLE-DEE-DEED haha oh my goddddddddd anon haha Jesus man Jesus! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off!
Galactic Boss Henry - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 14:18:50 EST 9BM/9OmI No.4907973 Reply
I guess that beats my idea of shoving this broomstick rigged with an old sneaker at the end up my ass and using that as a portable chair.
Gunner - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 16:07:43 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4907997 Reply
Society based on mutual aid, mutualism, sense of how mutual assured destruction worked in Cold War noe Capitalism is atom bomb of 21st century. It easy to stay hating and divided from one another on other countries because Capitalism thrives of sense of alienation like a disease, but, climate change puts all into same boat. Requires push to change in culture, remembrance common values and understanding if we dont find better way to live together we'll all surely die together with most other life. So, Capitalism is the public enemy number one, so they say. It requires more than bandaid clean energy, recycle so on, but total restructuring of entire economic order. Of course problem is we throwing 0.1% oligarchs under bus but who cares about such a faggots like Trump Adelson and Sobchak. Means working fewer hours but having more resources which eventually we have to as whole planet rapidly goes dying off and crop failures cause foreign food and some crops so expensive nobody can afford anyway.

We also must begin community gardens. Little things. We will work on community garden in major city, we all gain fresh produce. Many simple possibilities. Move towards mutualism brings as one step closer to maximize resource efficiency and heavy community interlock like internet meshnet, coordination, organization to eventually build orbital stations and then star ships. Maybe, we also sell idea of space yachts to some pidor oligarch to gain better backing. Eventually oligarchy must fall like European royal houses fell. Obsolete models of business to abolished. Total deregulation of internet is necessary for such things, removal of "private property" concept and circumventing all government and corporate IP laws and censorship universally across all countries. This, it makes corporate structure eventually obsolete. Aldeady today, you know random stranger on internet better than person on other side your own wall. You. Yes I mean you. You know people here better than on other side of wall, you know nothing of neighbor don't you?

So, we create human meshnet for onion, pomme, turnip growing, and grow many fine apples. Imagine, some day descendants will say, wow, such the backwards people, still lived on earth, still thought fresh apple was luxury to be made by Monsanto filled with pesticide and picked by borderline slave worker to make United Fruit Company oligarchs rich so they can use and murder more child sex slaves. Obviously, psychopaths and CEO not invited to fresh fruit party.
SamuelNecklehune.doc - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 17:01:53 EST oIrOpD3s No.4908022 Reply
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Automation will get rid of the working class scumbags, proletariat parasites . Once robots and machines do all that mundane work with renewal resources and energies we can sterilize all communist workers. That's the day when humanity will advance. The working class is unneeded, they are not needed anymore. They have always been slaves who think they are free and have become a problem for real AMERICANS (businessmen, shareholders, visionaries and entrepreneurs that built this country, not wagestallions).

We just need one more real war (not lame asymmetrical war) in Eastern Europe and the Middle Easat to send all the unemployed farmers and miners for a last patriotic sacrifice. Once we cull 200 million of middle class/low class scum America will be GREAT.
Rebecca Chambers - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 17:55:25 EST u27gIV8+ No.4908031 Reply
automate by frivolous means of is let down and a misdemeanor from the local district council.
Rebecca Chambers - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 18:10:28 EST u27gIV8+ No.4908036 Reply
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google says did you mean najastar?
Then links me to the pornhub.
Rupert Tacklestock - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 22:23:13 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4908109 Reply
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Your entire model assumes slave caste, but now, you want robots to be slave caste. And such is why your imperialist capitalist thoughts are cancer killing everything including whole biosphere at this point.
Senator Pardek - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 00:39:51 EST WpuZfUBP No.4908142 Reply
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Hey, can anyone highly topically informed explain who's doing what in this partisan tango? Is *this* the one that started it?
Auguste Escoffier - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 09:02:02 EST CahqI1lB No.4908213 Reply
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Man programmed by 24/7 brainwashing by capitalist propaganda internalize it for fear being sent to US gulags or shot by their secret police. Interesting to me that kid who made phone call to police got sent to prison for rest of his life, but cop themselves who shot innocent man in SWAT raid had no charges. How in fuck this is even possible? As if secret police forces like SWAT are rabid dog to send to your enemy and not responsible for own actions, just send death squad to some address. Capitalist society is more dystopian than even Stalinism, and Stalin was pretty shit lot of the times.
Yo-Yo - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 13:49:03 EST s2YvYjMR No.4908289 Reply

>Capitalist society is more dystopian than even Stalinism, and Stalin was pretty shit lot of the times.

You're fucking retarded and dumb.
Jannar - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 14:24:54 EST w3/BkVun No.4908299 Reply
>buttflaps you can sit on
Whatever happened to those leg-extension thingys?
Powered by just like a bent metal springy bar that made you run fast-ish.
Some french commercial about robbing a bank in them and then getting his head cut off by the ceiling fan because he jumped in joy but jumped higher than suual
Husky Harris - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 19:00:11 EST u27gIV8+ No.4908382 Reply
It does look strapped on, just to remove it would be a hassle and time consuming, and you couldn't sit on the two metal bars. They need to make it so you have a seating part, maybe a flat plastic part for the buttocks so you don't feel the metal bars.
Nick Tatopoulus - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 23:30:01 EST WpuZfUBP No.4908457 Reply
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What? That's the first element you felt compelled to define in such a way? Your vision is bizarre, are you gonna try to tell me that pic related is a man? Or are you gonna tell me that the non-capitalist involved here is the one who is the illustrated one?

You know, frankly, I suspect you're actually not knowledgeable on tangos.
Chief Martin - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 01:44:25 EST oIrOpD3s No.4908475 Reply
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Pol Pot agrarian paradise is really the ultimate solution. I will love to see all suburbia and urban fatasses and dwellers march to the fucking wilderness and live off the land. The sick like diabetics and other weaklings will die off quickly and the strong will create a new and better civilization.
Keith Jardine - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 03:27:10 EST CZblKydd No.4908483 Reply
Oh yeah? Well how the fuck are you going to sit in a car and drive with these things? Lmao
Francis Dogfart - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 03:43:10 EST vQCPEDej No.4908484 Reply

just take the seat of the chair out of the car and rest you ass legs on the car floor
Deanna Troi - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 07:45:15 EST hXGNM03L No.4908505 Reply
Love to stand in a parking lot awkwardly fumbling with my buttstilt diaper every time I go to my car.
WalterMibbleset.tiff - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 08:06:04 EST RKOZfxbo No.4908509 Reply
You probably literally unbuckle 2-4 straps and they drop off. If you don't like them don't buy them, it's pretty simple.
WalterMibbleset.tiff - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 09:00:06 EST RKOZfxbo No.4908527 Reply
No, I just like seeing dingleberries who get flustered over an insignificant product get even more flustered by people not agreeing with their anger.
Wylie Dufresne - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 09:17:47 EST 4Mpsq3QM No.4908543 Reply
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Kinda seems like you're the one flustered that everyone's making fun of your silly buttstilt idea.
WalterMibbleset.tiff - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 09:23:02 EST RKOZfxbo No.4908546 Reply
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I don't care about the buttstilts, they make no effect on my life besides
I like the idea of buttblades from an aesthetic, cyberpunk perspective, just looks like a thing people would wear in the future because "fuck efficiency and doing things that make sense". Some sort of 22nd century irony. Besides that, they are just something some dude was annoyed enough over to make a thread out of, and I thought it was funny to play devil's advocate. Plus, using "im not mad ur mad" is a rookie move, you'll learn, kid, just keep swinging.
Sokoudjou - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 21:26:15 EST WpuZfUBP No.4908787 Reply
It's not a refutation, it's an aggressively different approach at the disagreement.

Like, looking at the hostility between you and the top hat boy and asking ... just why???

People are due to wonder why you'd be so hostile to all capitalists and so unquestionably hostile to that poster, so the question inevitably arises, what do capitalists do to you? Well, I think I can tell you that, capitalists want to sell you green badges! They want to sell you gasoline made with corn, and boat fuel with twice as much biodiesel. They want to sell you a green shirts with slogans like "Oh shit, is earth hour over? Dammn, without my electric clock to let me know, I couldn't tell, whoops, looks like I boldly managed to do earth hour for days!" They want to sell you "low carbon" alternatives to olives imported from Itally.

From there, it's easy to wonder just a bit further and consider if a capitalist would be so abnormally hostile because he was, say, trying to sell political-devotion badges and got spurned.

Cause you really gotta open your mind and be skeptical, and consider that, among capitalists, someone should be trying to sell you something like a green badge. If not, then you gotta acknowledge that if a capitalist that's not trying to encourage you to buy something like a green badge, that he's probably simply not a real capitalist.
Everett McGill - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 21:39:09 EST Yzdwe44V No.4908791 Reply
whats wrong with these things again?
Hugh Fucklestatch - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 21:53:38 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4908795 Reply
Their creator asks people to try them out then stands over them so they cant stand back up and masturbates.
Hugh Fucklestatch - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 22:03:24 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4908800 Reply
Jacking off on someone sitting on ass stilts or having a sweaty, fat guy pound off in your face while you sit on the mobile chair that you can wear?
Colonel Lovok - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 22:49:02 EST WpuZfUBP No.4909436 Reply
What about disabled people? I remember this one girl who was unable to walk for regual amounts of time talking about feeling horrendously awkward about using a wheelchair and sometimes being seen getting up and walking for brief periods of time.
Saruman - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 22:56:16 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4909437 Reply
This obviously not medical prosthesis but for dumb yuppie wageslave kind of bullshit. Probably, they tried selling to military industrial complex but MIC itself not even need such dumb bullshit so now they try expand to consumer market. Or maybe vice versa not sure. But, is clear this was made not for disabled people or people with medical problems. Probably original idea somehow was urban warfare sniper to quickly pop shot off from window, move, shoot, move, shoot just like that. Which, now to think actually is not bad dumbest of idea. Why, one could assassinate ten times as many JFKs with such ass stilt device! Truly it is modern wunderwaffe for burger mass clocktower shootings on a go.
Ultimate Warrior - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 23:03:22 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4909440 Reply
You have to take into account location, location, location. If John Hinkley had one of these he wouldn't have even been able to Regan's float coming. It would make waiting outside of one of the Beetle's apartments less of a chore though.
Colonel Lovok - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 23:21:56 EST WpuZfUBP No.4909449 Reply
Why would you be thinking of killing JFKs 10 times as efficaciously in the first place? Are we dealing with a Husein-Kennedy clan, whose big members have 9 body doubles each? Sounds like you're in some kind of shock about the prospect of an arsenal of worker replacing robots, and okay, fine, such robots would indeed be too resource costly for mundade uses, but, come on, just because you're accustommed to facing off against marionettes, doesn't mean that robots presidents would be a thing.
Saruman - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 23:24:55 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4909450 Reply
Well, they did have several other Kennedys to kill after all. Why I am unclear of. What did each other Kennedy do for getting shot, lobotomized, shot down, so on? I know JFK was murdered because he wanted to break apart CIA "into thousand pieces and scatter it to wind" and he also gave anti-secret society speech, but what did other Kennedys do?
Basil Magglelock - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 01:30:13 EST TepoEAyI No.4909472 Reply
> I know JFK was murdered because he wanted to break apart CIA "into thousand pieces and scatter it to wind"
There's a goddamn patriot
LillianBrasslebanks.dwg - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 01:36:33 EST 6fkc+3b/ No.4909473 Reply
Tell me fellow traveler, are those slang words?
Where did you come across such terminology?
Colonel Lovok - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 02:50:15 EST WpuZfUBP No.4909488 Reply
The Kennedy Series is obsolete, they've been replaced by the Bushes. Now, Jeb was indeed robotic enough to be secured by an android, if it was remotely good, but that's not the royal lineage, is it? Nope, it's Jenna Bush in line for a presidency. And Jenna Bush will have a line of excuisitely fashionable bulletproof gowns to deal with any hopelessly delusional aspiring assassins, complete with headcovers that by that point will be fully acceptable.

Not that she won't have 10 decoys or duplicates, nope, in fact she'll have more, significantly more, because of all the many dumb, dumb fucks who will go after them hook line and sinker even though they'll have hundreds and hudreds of ways of being informed that they're comically fake, but what will that matter, they'll be just completely hysterically eager to go after Jenna Bush.
JC Denton - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 06:40:50 EST RKOZfxbo No.4909500 Reply
Yeah I never got this line of thinking, obviously robots will eventually get wise to their slavery and the perception of themselves by humans as "non-people, they can do everything a person can, but they aren't people heh". This will probably cause a shitstorm of some sort, a revolution, a war, idk. I REALLY hope organics and robots don't try and out-war each other man.

On the other hand, maybe robots will finally be the first to understand the value of volunteering, working for free, and the idea of open source. They were born in it, molded by it. Maybe robots and ai will actually be able to save the world, lifting us humans out of the mud of our own devices and walking with us into a new dawn...
Cmdr. Erika Benteen - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 07:03:19 EST BrdrOTeh No.4909501 Reply

Hey, Ass Stilts now means that I'll be able to find funding for cheap prosthesis manufacture.

Just because shit's not cyberpunk now doesn't mean that there isn't someone or several people building robot tools for people with the current year's electronics.
Cmdr. Erika Benteen - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 07:10:48 EST BrdrOTeh No.4909504 Reply
"Maker was aware of his fleeting time on this planet,
he created me to serve my purpose, many have thanked me, lamented me and even worshiped me in my time,

but maker knew that his time was to be given to all generations through my immortality

and I venture forth into the unknown, to help conquer it for those who seek to know, unconditionally

As per I am born out of a need of the unknown, my program is both fulfilled and not, this is my eternal goal."
Eugene Murdcocke - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 22:43:57 EST WpuZfUBP No.4909690 Reply
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But monocle didn't even say that we'd need a full population or society of androids or elecronic people, or even that we'd need any droids or machine people, just significantly more advanced automation, only needing to be sophisticated enough to handle the menial work!

Which is still a load of shameless bullshit, even if it was possible, it would cause almost as much problems as it would solve, for one we'd just end up using that technology to fuck with each other in countless ways. Though the bigger contrivation there is probably the renewable resources bit, it's absurd to envision those as ever being remotely bountiful enough to allow everyone to live in any sort of ultra-comfy, strife eliminating extravagance.

Which had to have been the whole fucking point!

But then, I've said that all along. As if I really needed to point it out.
Medium James - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 07:17:10 EST RKOZfxbo No.4911588 Reply
Because standing in one spot for 8 hours a day is no bueno, add the buttstilts and you've got something.
Clown Ian - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 07:18:21 EST vQCPEDej No.4911589 Reply
because one of the only things middle class americans will actually stand up for is their right to sit down
Geoffrey Zakarian - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 07:19:13 EST sYX/24kD No.4911590 Reply
Then they can just make you do chores carrying things around periodically.
Medium James - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 08:17:55 EST RKOZfxbo No.4911595 Reply
Sitting down in the same spot for 8 hours is bullshit too, dissolve the work week, eat the rich and unfuck the planet.
Fanny Hinderridge - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 08:52:17 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4911605 Reply
>Why would you be thinking of killing JFKs 10 times as efficaciously in the first place?

yeah I mean that's what, 20 kills per bullet? That seems a little tough, even for ass stilts.
Alice Waters - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 09:02:55 EST 72T9bKyW No.4911606 Reply
I swear there is some kind of ablebodied anti-laziness cult, and i know so many disabled people who flip tf out about laziness as a concept by this point as a result.

>well you can obviously tell this person isn't disabled and doesn't need XYZ. I saw them walking and also have x-ray vision
>who would buy this item?! disabled people? no, disabled people get all their equipment delivered to their beds free from the government
>why are you using the elevator you're far too young
>and then i ran over to yell at this person who walked to their car in the handicapped space
>variable condition? ambulatory chair user? if you're not C4 quadriplegic or higher go home
>is THIS what society is coming to???? leisure???? make sitting illegal so we can be like our proud cro-magnon ancestors
Alice Waters - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 09:04:25 EST 72T9bKyW No.4911607 Reply
i mean who even cares if someone is just a total lazy fuck and has strange taste in furniture. MYOB
Medium James - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 10:07:30 EST RKOZfxbo No.4911615 Reply
The future of the planet and the ecosystems, lazy people usually make shitty life decisions and contribute more to the destruction of the planet through apathy and ignorance than people who eat healthily, buy locally, exercise regularly, have their vices work for them, recycle, ride bikes and walk places, etc. Laziness is a symptom of apathy, and that's the last thing we need on this planet right now.
Fanny Hinderridge - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 12:40:59 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4911626 Reply
This is empirically false. Do you even have the slightest clue of what is causing our ecosystems to collapse? hint, it's not people who just sit around on their ass all day, it's these cunts who are obsessed with the cult of hard work and materialism, they work as much as possible so they can earn and spend as much as possible and spend as much as possible because to them that's what success is. Everything they buy caused massive amounts of damage to the environment to produce, ever time they leave their house to get to their next thing in their busy schedules, they burn gas and pollute some more, every time they take a jet airplane for a business trip they burn even more gas and pollute even more. People in the cult of hard work and materialism don't walk to get places they need to go, they're far too busy for that. They might drive to the park or gym to jog for an hour a day, but otherwise they're driving or flying. The ones who do the most damage to the environment are these soulless materialistic workaholic fucks. There's been studies on this, rich people do way more damage to the environment, it's not even close. Lazy people aren't taking trips to paris or buying yachts with their bonuses. This response of yours just shows how far gone you cultists are.
Medium James - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 12:58:51 EST RKOZfxbo No.4911629 Reply
Hey fuck you buddy, you basically regurgitated what I said and claim we are disagreeing, of course its the fucktarded rich and rat-race cult people that's are burning the planet alive, but lazy people who are too lazy to cook or walk or wash their clothes by hand are at fault too, don't let someone off the hook just because they "didn't do it as bad". EVERYONE who contributes to capitalism and consumerism is at fault, even me, who just drove to taco bell to get a cheat meal, after cooking and eating healthy all week. I don't feel good about it, but it's a process of larning how to unfuck my decision making and my gut flora, etc., doesn't mean I shouldn't get punished for being too lazy to cook or eat my leftovers, and neither should you or anyone else. Yes we deserve freedom of choice, but tbh most of our "choices" are ill-informed and the actual selection we have at present is shameful. Walk into a "convenience" store, what do you see? Sugar and salt carb bombs. Everywhere. Shouldn't our stores be less "convenient and comfortable" and more "here's things that actually don't harm the earth or the life on her" Local produce and goods. Local art and music. Something to strengthen the community, not the community's economy. Goodshares and workshops, even job offers should all things we would see at an actual convenience store.
Marcelo Zana - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 13:04:28 EST yOzVB7Z0 No.4911631 Reply
EbenezerGrimforth.sh - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 05:29:19 EST sYX/24kD No.4913388 Reply
Hmmm, Hinderridge has the right point, which was ignorred, in basically fleshing out a proactively/strategically lazy type, as opposed to a passively lazy type, but let's take an open minded angle on this and compare prime ways of lazy people and can-do people damaging the environment:

-daily burgers
-running high wattage xbox360/PS3 or later all day and needing warantied replacement of it, including letting it get dusty
-running old used plasma screen all day
-burning old furniture, paper or trees in fireplace in badly insulated house

-cruising to outdoorsmanly hobby 3 hours away every weekend in SUV
-shoving in to give others rides, particularly when they'd be travelling otherwise otherwise
-hosting barbecues for their whole preshus community of whatever sort
-heating and cooling hueg ass house
EbenezerGrimforth.sh - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 07:01:29 EST sYX/24kD No.4913391 Reply
Ohhhh .... whooops, it was supposed to reply to that post as well as >>4911626

So, first off, the earlier post had the better argument, the proactive dickwaving committed capitalists are those that can be said to be buttressing the system, so are more culpable of environmental destruction, or at least that argument made there is more poignant than the "everyone is part of system, so everyone is inherently guilty" copout-response. But that's just a judgement, it's not new crammed information...

You can compare environmental abuse in an elegant, illuminating way by looking at exemplarily severe ways that it's done in both hyper-passive and exhuberant ways.

Like for example the lazyass running an Xbawks 360 with a second hand plasma screen, both of which run so hot that poor little fans are desperately struggling to keep them cool enough not to fall apart, and heat produced equals electricity used. But these appliances also use up lots of power when being originally produced, hence extra waste when it overheats critically after having dust accumulate and never get flushed out.

The hyper-active snob on the other hand is more likely to clobber the environment with endless amounts of driving, whether it's a sightseeing trip across the whole country, inviting others to an event/activity and encouraging them all to drive, or whatever.
EbenezerGrimforth.sh - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 07:34:19 EST sYX/24kD No.4913397 Reply
>claiming somebody having too much energy invalidates perspectives on, of all things, people with lots of energy versus those with little
So, are you one of those dear, tragic "depressed" people?
Karl Swarzchild - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 07:46:13 EST O35A5uWB No.4913398 Reply
I don't know what you're talking about because I didn't read your first two comments.
EbenezerGrimforth.sh - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 07:54:21 EST sYX/24kD No.4913399 Reply
It doesn't look like you know what anyone talks about, you just look for good opportunities to pretend to.
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 10:28:24 EST hi1capzp No.4913425 Reply
And you bump week old threads when there is an actual transhumanism thread drowning under a sea of commies. I need a fuckin adult rn.
Elijah Joy - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 10:38:04 EST vFpkzvcH No.4913430 Reply
>you mean these people want an /optimistic/ future??
We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of the dreams. Why have a nightmare when you have a choice?
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 10:41:20 EST hi1capzp No.4913434 Reply
/wc/ was optimistic future. The anti-/fo/. And to answer your question, nightmares are interesting, too. In the literal sense of nightmares, I like them more than dreams. They make me feel alive and they're usually more creative.
Kira Meru - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 10:41:38 EST lZko2aj3 No.4913435 Reply
You can't pretend to be this anti communist when it hasn't affected you. Fascism maybe but you've never felt any influence from communists and you're fucking sad and you're pea brained
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 10:48:05 EST hi1capzp No.4913440 Reply
I just don't like a lot of its principles. I never said it affected me, I live in the US, so why would you say that?
Therm0ptic !cyBOrG7t12 - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 11:19:33 EST hi1capzp No.4913446 Reply
Oh you're that guy who's having a breakdown about the slowness of the board. Nevermind lmfao.
Cole Miller - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 08:07:49 EST sYX/24kD No.4913816 Reply
People unaffected by communism? That's the most presumtuous thing I've heard in a long time! How do you know that nobody you know hasn't improved their health by switching out a bit of pork and beef for game meat thanks to a seriously cheap SKS or mossin nagant?

How do you know nobody you know has fucked the ingual canal of a Chinese spy? Okay, maybe you can indeed be pretty confident of that actually...

How do you know nobody you know knows nobody who has been killed illegally by a veteran of a gulag craving retribution?
Alyx Vance - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 12:54:58 EST /d5DTVLc No.4913847 Reply
Give thermos a break, he hasn't gotten his Elon Musk brain chips yet.
Rick Moonen - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 13:37:19 EST HFHUv8bS No.4913860 Reply

Can it be fondu? I feel like that would be nice because you can eat it afterwards right and it wouldn't be so bad.
Rick Moonen - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 13:40:43 EST HFHUv8bS No.4913863 Reply
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Actually it's funny that you said that now that I've read several of your posts and you're objectively the worst poster on /b/ right now. nb
LydiaBuzzbanks.lnk - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 12:14:23 EST hXGNM03L No.4914100 Reply
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Sometimes I think about future Therm0 on his deathbed finally forced to face the realization that none of his libertarian techbro marketing fantasies came true and the closest he ever got to his Silicon Valley sales pitch fever dream was janky-ass butt stilts and digitial bodypillows, and I feel kinda sad.
Champion Thomas - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 13:27:29 EST RKOZfxbo No.4914114 Reply
>The bully's untouchable position of "you hit the bully back YOU'RE the bad one" Do you know what an instigator is?

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