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420 chan is officially dead

- Wed, 09 Oct 2019 09:23:25 EST uPR0MHJu No.4913057
File: 1570627405398.jpg -(74754B / 73.00KB, 959x717) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 420 chan is officially dead
It's probably just me and kirtaner posting at this point. I don't believe it for a picosecond that this place has 50.000 users. THE USER COUNTER IS A LIE HIFFEWILLY
Admiral Chekote - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 09:25:53 EST RKOZfxbo No.4913059 Reply
You're wrong, because I'm both you AND Kirt. I'm the unified consciousness of 420chan incarnate, the spice flows where I decide, and the memes blow because I lied.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 09:36:19 EST YfW+NDNL No.4913066 Reply
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the porn boards are disabled from the post tickers, also wrestling has had a lot going on lately and /wooo/ is approaching /h/ and is once again close to being 420chan top dog
Eddy Gordo - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 09:36:57 EST /d5DTVLc No.4913068 Reply
I definitely don't post on /b/ as much because of all the shit threads like this
Brok'tan - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 09:52:09 EST XNJaB4jZ No.4913072 Reply
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Hey, guy. As fucking gay as this sounds, having a woman and a kid coming in the way ON TOP of work/school really changes things. I know I have every choice in the world, but I also know we're gonna come and go. I don't even know what's appropriate to post, having seen it all, even from the days of the future and even the time when I called it jolly african-americanTITS. I've seen it all to the point that I now actually feel bad about even thinking about the word jolly african-american.

Can I say "some of us OG's"? Some of us OG's who used to be the underage b&s are getting to their 30s now, if not already. I know a guy who goes here just as often as I do, and crippled from depression and social incompetence, they somehow get by. Either some of us get into the program, or we choose not to. But this guy can't even talk to old ladies at the register. He thought my brother was a pimp but he was just talking to a group of oldies. This dude would ask if I had straight up bitches where I live at here in the Philippines that he could get sleazy with, and the next thing he talks about how much he loathes the people in this world, and I don't even know how to respond to that anymore. Whether all of it was really sarcasm in the first place.

I don't know, I'm just saying. I browsed here when I was 16. Now I'm 28.
Martin Pipperforth - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 10:33:49 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913094 Reply
This guy feels bad about using the N-word, and he is creeped out by his friend being anti-social and hating women. Give him a medal
Elim Garak - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 10:39:58 EST 2OcglxQU No.4913095 Reply
I used to think it was okay to run around and call people faggot on the playground in elementary school in the 80s. The world didn't change at all, but I grew up and realized that babbling constant negativity isn't the path to lasting success and whatever happens, gays don't deserve to walk around the world being used as an insult. With regard to your lament that you'll can't run around calling black people the n word or treating random women with respect, there are other people in my space that have nothing to do with my internal struggles and I shouldn't be involving them by trying to enter their space in a negative way to provoke a response. Once again, it's growing up, it's maturity. It's also learning how to "read a room" which is important because people here just don't think like you do and you look like an ass. Legitimately though, not in the "I was only pretending to be retarded" sense. You really look like a massive tool.
Martin Pipperforth - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 10:42:18 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913097 Reply
As faggoty as this sounds, having a slut and cunt clone of cumming on top of student debt and handouts. I know i have every shit in the world, but I also know I'm going to fuck it all up and die. I don't even know what human behavior looks like, having experienced none of it, even from the days of spending all of my future online, back when I used to hate black people. I've seen nothing to the point that I feel self-congratulatory about wishing I wasn't a dumb shit.

Can I say some of us OP's? Some of us OP's who used to not have parental guidance are becoming a burden on society now, for a long time already. I know of a guy who is me, crippled from self-inflicted incompetence, who is pretending to get by. I was tried to be involved in a program called "failure to launch." I can't even talk to my grandma or walk with her at the mall! My brother-in-law is married to my older sister, and I asked him to hook me up with her friends down in Thailand. I hate myself so much that I'd have sex with people I'm not actually attracted to to stave off my crippling loneliness. My therapist doesnt know how to respond to me anymore. He says it's not sarcasm but psychopathy.

I don't know anything, I'm blathering. I pretended I was 28 when I was 16.
Martin Pipperforth - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 10:46:08 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913100 Reply
So you're telling me that not being racist and respecting women is looked down on where you're from?
Martin Pipperforth - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 10:59:18 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913108 Reply
Hey, no! That was a post mocking >>4913072

How dare you pretend those are my words. Don't you know that I'm on a lot of stimulants right now? I will reply to you endlessly
Cyril Mapperbury - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 11:03:13 EST m9DjGNM/ No.4913110 Reply
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>I'm on a lot of stimulants

I noticed. When I click your ID, the entire page flashes green. I suggest you make some tea, eat a banana, and tap to hentai.
Erik Watts - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 11:05:27 EST w3/BkVun No.4913114 Reply
You know, every time I start to think the site is dying sooner or later I realize it's just that I've been fucking about far too much and checking the site on a much more frequent basis than usual, like several times a day instead of just once in the evening or letting it rest a couple of days inbetween.
Me not spending time on other things I enjoy and just lurking instead. It was me that was dying, not the site.
Martin Pipperforth - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 11:10:31 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913119 Reply
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bro that's deep. i like how deep you are. holy shit i love it when you stick it in so deep. your head is so fucking big holy FUCK that feels good
Martin Pipperforth - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 11:58:51 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913139 Reply
I've been called a lot of things over the last 10 minutes. A 4chin user, a propagandist McDonalds shill, a bad poster. But no one has ever called me a drug user.

I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 12:00:11 EST YfW+NDNL No.4913140 Reply
Go shoot up more marijuanas you filthy degenerate drug hound
Newton Hashingtong - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 12:13:00 EST Ng2tXNuc No.4913142 Reply
Kirt, how could you say that? Didn't you recently marry a Marijuana plant?
Jeffrey Jizzstain - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 12:26:29 EST P6n7T2JL No.4913144 Reply
>vegan thread
>bike thread
>capitalism thread
i need a new place with less edgy opinions
Elim Garak - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:12:56 EST 2OcglxQU No.4913157 Reply
Look around at all the lard asses and trailer trash, do you really think bike riding veganism is a mainstream opinion? You sound like you've got it backwards. The mainstream opinion is garbage.
Jeffrey Jizzstain - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:18:06 EST P6n7T2JL No.4913162 Reply
i'm not judging the actual lifestyles i bike everyday, don't eat much meat and barely buy shit
it is just a shit show of +100 replies that is neither funny/random/good
Michael Fucktart - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:32:59 EST 5t8L7+2t No.4913166 Reply
Been here for a while, if anything it's just to keep tabs of the health of the overall system, it's always stayed around the same with the user base..
Brok'tan - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:43:11 EST XNJaB4jZ No.4913170 Reply
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I think we would've been dear friends in a different lifetime. The creepy guy was one of my closest.
Johann Encke - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:49:36 EST GCZAzFXr No.4913172 Reply
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why don't you try making a good thread then, huh? It's not so easy, is it? Being an OP is hard work. We got called faggots all the time even though WE are the ones that keep this website alive.

I'm thinking about making an OP union to fight this oppression and working for free.
Elim Garak - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:54:36 EST 2OcglxQU No.4913173 Reply
So why do you let it send you into a mental collapse then? Hide the fucking thing and move on or just don't click. Why do you get angry at stuff like this?
Sagat - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:59:07 EST dYCInjpd No.4913175 Reply
The truth of the fact is that this place is no longer what could have possibly be when all those other users where here arguing if there was any way to accelerate the rate at which all of this could have come down to begin something new and different from all of this which was already here.
Jeffrey Jizzstain - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:59:22 EST P6n7T2JL No.4913176 Reply
and why do you assume i am angry and post on those threads? lol i'm just saying the topics are lame infinite shit posting

that would be more interesting than the 16th "meat free day" thread so please do
Elim Garak - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 14:04:43 EST 2OcglxQU No.4913178 Reply
I'm sorry the monkeys aren't entertaining enough for you, have you seen the other circuses in the area?
Johann Encke - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 14:14:40 EST GCZAzFXr No.4913179 Reply
OK, I'm gonna make a thread about how I'm on a strike for being underpaid as an OP and I'm never going to make a meat free day thread ever again
Jeffrey Jizzstain - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 14:26:57 EST P6n7T2JL No.4913183 Reply
no, that is precisely what i said in my first post, where are the other circuses?
Sly McKief - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 16:37:41 EST thcH7Nzk No.4913200 Reply
when I search 420chan, this site shows up on google, but it does not show up on bing nor duckduckgo. That probably doesn't have anything to do with web traffic tho idk
Zefram Cochrane - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 03:58:28 EST hXGNM03L No.4913789 Reply
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>when I search 420chan, this site shows up on google, but it does not show up on bing nor duckduckgo
Alec Hopkins - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 00:12:46 EST 6fkc+3b/ No.4914012 Reply
fuckkk, just tried it.
You're right. Youtube keeps showing me ads for DuckDuckGo so now I know for sure it's satanic
CarolineDupperspear.xlt - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 00:14:03 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4914014 Reply
yes hello i am dead and this is god may i take your order
Chai Ka - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 00:44:11 EST /d5DTVLc No.4914033 Reply
I asked for extra mustard, asshole. What am I going to do with all these packets of mayonnaise?
Dr. T'Pan - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 03:31:46 EST QLTOtYac No.4914056 Reply
You CAN'T have mayonnaise on a stick!!
Chai Ka - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 13:27:41 EST /d5DTVLc No.4914116 Reply
So you just collect pictures of cartoons? That sounds pretty fuckin' stupid
Ted Allen - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 02:44:37 EST yUwOsz8/ No.4914197 Reply
Either I've been watching too much porn, or this is the most pornographic food stand ever.
Wesley Clinningman - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 14:05:29 EST EuiLGEDI No.4914552 Reply
I want a shirt that says that

These old cops in my country can't read english anyway
Vesto Slipher - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 15:44:46 EST w3/BkVun No.4914566 Reply
So you could be a old-style chan creep and steal her panties and steal pictures from her phone/computer?
It's not like a stepsis would actually like you if you wouldn't be likable/hot enough to make her step over the taboo. If other chicks aren't into you she'd just be another chick not into you who'd call you a freak/creep if you made a move on her.
Crush Girl Edward - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 15:48:14 EST utoiCvkb No.4914568 Reply
I don't think step is any sort of taboo, it's not like you're actually related. And that's a lot of implying or projection you're doing there
Chen Kenmin - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 18:08:45 EST H25zwkSL No.4914595 Reply
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There are only two users on this site.

Just you and me. I am everyone you see here including OP.
Aloucious McBreeze - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 18:46:20 EST e/cj6T2T No.4914597 Reply
you've been fun talking to bro thanks!
sorry about all your meth n pill n alcohol addiction
Dongi Yang - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 18:47:35 EST +s1jREfL No.4914598 Reply
Am I masturbating because I'm depressed or depressed because I'm masturbating?
BJ Penn - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 19:30:18 EST zhM+ZHXl No.4914608 Reply
Yes, your ejaculation is the source of every single one of your problems and the cause of many wars in the middle east.
Human Tornado - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 19:59:40 EST yUwOsz8/ No.4914619 Reply
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You masturbate because you need to relieve tension. You're depressed because you're depressed.

You need to put yourself out there and exercize to relieve tension and feel better about yourself. Even if you got up right now as you read this and do some cardio, you will be in a better place. Exercise!
Ronaldo McCornCunt - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 21:51:17 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4914666 Reply
I go through phases where I'm exercising regularly and I can tell it helps. I just don't really stick with it. too depressed and unmotivated. also I'm not even fat so it's not like I need to lose weight and use that as motivation. I do like the endorphins. but man, when you're not doing it regularly, it's so fucking hard to get myself to do it. I don't even want to buy weed lol. too lazy and bored and everything is pointless. might try to scrape some more resin tho. don't have to drive anywhere to do that. maybe just go to sleep. idk.

tl;dr exercise is good advice but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
Ebenezer Bluckletit - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 06:58:47 EST cxpilczL No.4914736 Reply

bruh you literally described my exact state down to the detail of too lazy to buy weed
Ronaldo McCornCunt - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 12:49:53 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4914778 Reply
Ftr I got over that part after I tried boredom-sleeping for like an hour and got nowhere
OliverBevinghad.mov - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 12:51:51 EST RKOZfxbo No.4914779 Reply
I've been there. You need to leave your apartment, walk around, move yo body, get fresh air and use your eyes to look around at the world instead of 2 inches from a photon-emitting screen. Your body will thank you. Mine did.

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