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You should wake up

- Wed, 09 Oct 2019 09:48:20 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913070
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Eat an egg mcmuffin and drink some mcdonalds coffee. Stop by dunkin' donuts and grab yourself a hash brown. You're a busy person and you need to get to work.
Dr. Leah Brahms - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 09:51:24 EST kUIKnl7q No.4913071 Reply
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You can't get me to eat your garbage food and work your short-sighted consumer job based on selling people crap they don't need.

Get AWAY from me
Eddy Gordo - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 09:52:30 EST /d5DTVLc No.4913073 Reply
Why would I go to McDonalds? I already got bacon and a cup of coffee, eat a dick jabroni
Martin Pipperforth - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 09:54:39 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913075 Reply
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Working 9 to 5, for service and devotion. You would think that I would deserve a fat promotion. I want to move ahead but the boss won't seem to let me; I swear sometimes that man is out to get me.
Martin Pipperforth - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 10:01:36 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913078 Reply
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Tumble out of bed and you stumble to the kitchen, then you pour yourself a cup of ambition.
Eddy Gordo - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 10:05:56 EST /d5DTVLc No.4913080 Reply
I didn't tumble or stumble you bumbling spastic. Is waking up a chore for you?
Gralik Durr - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 10:06:54 EST cBfPPnCn No.4913081 Reply
The most damaging mind virus in human history is that poor people don't have any time. It's literally the only thing we all have the exact same amount of.
Martin Pipperforth - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 10:12:19 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913083 Reply
I'm not the one being overly defensive because of Dolly Parton lyrics.
Gralik Durr - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 10:17:59 EST cBfPPnCn No.4913088 Reply
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>Hi look at me, I attack anything I don't like.
That's great. Listen, it's all old folks here. Nobody's buying it.
Eddy Gordo - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 10:19:51 EST /d5DTVLc No.4913089 Reply
Eleven years new, pretty fresh faced, I know. I cant triple post like all the veterans yet but I'll get there some day
Martin Pipperforth - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 10:21:12 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913090 Reply
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If you were really old then you would know from Einstein's Relativity Theory that time is in fact relative.
Gralik Durr - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 10:24:09 EST cBfPPnCn No.4913091 Reply
Tripfriends here on this website talk nothing but bullshit anyway, have you seen Netjester?
BarnabyPodgewot.ps - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 11:03:56 EST hZjO1+Mv No.4913111 Reply
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Instead of Netjester his mom and dad should have called him Netbuster on account of him being a buster
Johann Encke - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 11:44:01 EST GCZAzFXr No.4913131 Reply
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Jesus christ, literal McDonalds propaganda on my /b/. Fuck you, OP. I'm honestly mad that you're spreading fucking genocidal poison food propaganda. N fucking B
Martin Pipperforth - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 11:50:26 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913135 Reply
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I work for McDonalds and they told me that I'd get a few posters like you.
Erik Watts - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 12:16:13 EST w3/BkVun No.4913143 Reply
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>You're a busy person and you need to get to work.
That's a mood I can get on. I should get to work. Get in the grinder.
McDonalds coffee fucking sucks though. Every single time I forgot and ordered one anyway it tastes like scalding dirty dish water.
Once I was craving a cup of coffee real bad at a bar, and I asked if they had any. They had a pot that wasn't really fresh, been sitting at least an hour, I told the dude it was fine I just wanted coffee. He gave me this doubtful unsure look cause I guess nobody asked for coffee that late and he felt weird about selling me coffee that had been sitting so long. Made these tiny pauses while pouring the cup, like it was an alien sequence of events.
But yeah, that coffee tasted miles better than any McD coffe I've had, and it was pretty shitty coffee.

I'd rather just make something myself at home and brew into a thermos.
Need real food to do real work. Fast food will instill the wrong attitude and unbalance your system.
>Tumble out of bed
Somehow that gif feels like such a tumblrerers aesthetic. Was it intentional?
Martin Pipperforth - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 12:33:32 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913146 Reply
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>Was it intentional?
I don't like to punch down.

>that coffee tasted miles better than any McD coffe I've had
I actually thought that McD coffee got better quality-wise and I prefer it over Starbucks. I prefer just making my own, but Starbucks is absolute shit.
Gevalia is my jam.
Johann Encke - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 12:52:44 EST GCZAzFXr No.4913150 Reply
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You're certainly not getting paid enough to be making unpaid commercials on the internet, my man.
Martin Pipperforth - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:02:57 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913154 Reply
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I would like you to have this free coupon to our McDonalds. Thank you for letting us know your policy concerns.
Elim Garak - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:15:18 EST 2OcglxQU No.4913161 Reply
And so continues the diary of another American whose taste buds have been thoroughly infected as a result of bland, burned coffee from Seattle. McDonald's tastes like coffee beans, not carbon ash, that's where a lot of the confusion comes from. McCafe is nice.
Cedric Nattingfag - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:42:52 EST QLTOtYac No.4913169 Reply
Ethyl alcolol
Erik Watts - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:44:47 EST w3/BkVun No.4913171 Reply
The assumptions are strong in this one.
Are there even countries without McDonalds at this point?
Where I'm from we mostly do dark roast, but I've had blonde/medium roast coffee too. Didn't taste anything like the McDishwater.
Erik Watts - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:56:29 EST w3/BkVun No.4913174 Reply
>I don't like to punch down.
I don't... Understand. At whom?
I didn't mean tumblr folk are necessarily bad, it just carried the feel, you know?
I'm more of a Nordquist dude myself, but I can get down with it. Gevalia spiked with a shot of Gammeldansk is the good stuff.
Skier Betsy - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 17:32:55 EST vnWJ3+0u No.4913215 Reply
Would you rather spend your time at work flipping burgers or posting on 420chan?
Kasumi Koto - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 18:17:26 EST u27gIV8+ No.4913228 Reply
Do they allow thermos coffee in a McD's? Also they will have 100% cage-free eggs by 2025. I gather OP knew of this and it was in the plan.
FannyBillingway.eps2 - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 23:45:54 EST zPoCB0gY No.4913320 Reply
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I really like the coffee at mcdonalss but I have down syndrome but I do really like the coffee at mcdonals tho
Bryan Fuller - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 03:12:42 EST RknTjA+s No.4913377 Reply
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I get a good B&E nrioche roll with espresso coffee, not McD crap.
Karl Swarzchild - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 06:14:38 EST O35A5uWB No.4913389 Reply
Why does one person's breakfast have to be crap for yours to be good? I like McDonald's. You like shitting on other people's opinions. Don't be so negative all the time.
WalterGoodwater.jpeg - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 07:07:09 EST 0uia7Lyx No.4913393 Reply
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You know what I like for breakfast? Eggs benedict on latkes. That's good eatin'! Some folks get fancy and add lox, but that's not for me.
Karl Swarzchild - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 07:26:47 EST O35A5uWB No.4913394 Reply
Either this video is about health or ethical consumption. The response in the first case is iifym and the response in the second case is that there's no ethical consumption under capitalism. Why did you bother replying with a link nobody needs to click.
Man Davushka - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 09:28:29 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913415 Reply
Parisien eggs benedict is the best. I prefer the croissant and bacon over the ham and english muffin. Lox is a good choice too. I like applesauce on my latkes, but i dont think lox and potatoes would go well together.

It takes me too long to make a hollandaise, but when la madelin still had eggs benedict parisien that was my fav place to get breakfast and coffee
Man Davushka - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 09:29:37 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913416 Reply
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How long do you think it takes to make this at home in the morning, every morning?
Borg Queen - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 09:35:32 EST kUIKnl7q No.4913418 Reply

Yawn and stretch and my life is a mess, and if I never makes it home today, god bless

One of the best to ever do it
Koss - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 12:12:27 EST L+oF8cng No.4913459 Reply
With practice ,and assuming you're not making the croissant: 15 min

Who the fuck eats hollandaise every day? That's so luxurious.
SamuelFillypot.dao - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 15:02:51 EST hXGNM03L No.4913538 Reply
>egg mcmuffin
>mcdonalds coffee
That's like the worst version of both of those items.

The breakfast sandwiches they sell at fuggin gas stations have more flavor than McDonald's.
Commander Louanne Katraine - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 15:34:18 EST /d5DTVLc No.4913546 Reply
Carl's jr has some good breakfast sandwiches. McDonalds selling them all day is a disgrace to breakfast.
Divayth Fyr - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 16:21:44 EST 1BJB8fq1 No.4913555 Reply
Listen buddy, the real crime is shutting down breakfast when mans doesnt even have his eyes open before 2 pm
Disco Inferno - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 17:18:24 EST SwzEhBbj No.4913910 Reply
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Youtube link is how to tell cheap & expensive bacon apart.

I just want crispy bacon....
Claude Troisgros - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 21:56:22 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913960 Reply
When I was a freshman in college we used to pound beers first thing in the morning and then make the one sober person get fast food crap from McDonalds.

The hard-hitting nature of alcohol consumed first thing in the morning on an empty stomach combined with the high sodium content and processed chemicals from the saturated breakfast food has left a permanent impression on our minds. The euphoric recall of this chemically induced state is hard to touch, and it's impacts on the addiction and reward centers of our minds makes it something hard to replicate.

It has little to do with quality. The only quality measured is an intoxication felt during the formative years of our lives, structurally altering our response to certain stimuli.
Susur Lee - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 23:35:12 EST QmBs14Cb No.4913999 Reply
i truly think part of what makes mcdonalds memorable is whatever preservative they put in their burgers, it leaves a chemically aftertaste like no other fast food burger. it tastes like my childhood, i'm truly american scum
CarolineDupperspear.xlt - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 00:06:22 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4914010 Reply
that means that when you die, a thousand ghosts of buffalo will stampede across the watseland of your soul while kid rock demonstrates the futility of the remains of his post natal circumcision
Biker Hedda - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 10:14:37 EST 6b8udiZv No.4914970 Reply
>When I was a freshman in college we used to pound beers first thing in the morning
i miss being 21 and having that magical realization of personal freedom. why does it always disappear? shit sucks.
Artemis Croakinsmack - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 11:23:31 EST jf+M45j5 No.4914986 Reply
The one thing I always enjoy when I have to go to really small towns for work is going into small town Mcdonalds to remind myself how a Mcdonalds is really supposed to look and taste.

Like how you have your order taken by a teenager who is usually genuinely trying at their job, instead of a 40 year old with multiple face tattoos trying to wish you dead with his eyes. And there isn't sprays of vein blood all over the bathroom from people shooting up.

I don't know, maybe it's that air of genuine effort that goes into small town franchise restaurants. Oh, and also feeling like you aren't seconds away from being stabbed by a crackhead. That helps a lot, too.

One time I ordered a shamrock shake in a city Mcdonalds, and they just squirted some of the green shit into it, didn't mix it, and just handed it to me, with a look on their face of "deal with it whiteboy, I'm behind 2 inches of lexan plastic"
Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 11:23:32 EST iLikEToleARn No.4914987 Reply
>good idea, that game is fucking hilarious considering sky sports, and I still like some kind of mcdonalds eating commoner that watches indie wrestling promotions in the cell phone as an evolutionary aspect, so she can find on deviantart back in action, a movie version of WW2, stopped by the elite are the horseman.
Hedda Clunnerpire - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 11:30:49 EST Yi7fjJZe No.4914990 Reply
>like some kind of mcdonalds eating commoner that watches indie wrestling promotions in the cell phone as an evolutionary aspect

Well shit, NJ is calling you out /wooo/

>stopped by the elite are the horseman
Are you saying the elite are the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, or the Horsemen will be stopped by the elite? Sounds pretty Blue Beam either way.
Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 11:30:50 EST iLikEToleARn No.4914991 Reply
That's what I use a "victim" sounds the same show is literally not even one with this.
Pierre Koffman - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 13:20:44 EST 226MHqvD No.4915006 Reply
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Yeah it is actually. It's the only thing I hate about work.
>please don't spoil my day, I'm miles away
Thomas Werringworth - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 14:55:20 EST RKOZfxbo No.4915044 Reply
Go to bed earlier, be in bed doing your prebed-ritual by 8 pm, then be asleep by 10 pm, and you will be waking up at 5 am naturally in no time. I used to be up til 4 am shitposting, smoking and scrolling all the fucking time, I would wake up at noon and feel like shit. Then I unfucked my sleep schedule, and BOOM I wake up before the sun, have time for a morning ritual, then work, exercise, cooking, and even spending time with friends and family and even a bit of scrolling and posting. In bed by 8, I never thought this advice of my dad's would hold true as a kid but it works like a charm.
Robin Williams - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 15:07:02 EST mdPn0QXG No.4915051 Reply
My sleep last night was fucked. I think I was getting too hot. I heard a noise and came out of my body and floated up to my loft hatch, it was open, this was scarey. Then later I climbed down the fire escape ladder and down to the neighbours back garden. wtf. I hope I dont sleep walk and do this irl. I used to work really long hard hours. Now Ive decided to say fuck it. My job sucks when weather is like this and besides, I wrote a good song and sent off a photo to this competition earlier. fuck work and fuck McDonalds.
Cung Le - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 16:29:02 EST kUIe92cG No.4915073 Reply
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Joke's on you, I never have to leave for work any earlier than 3 PM.

Also there's only one true breakfast. No discussion.
Ebenezer Hiblingwore - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 16:42:28 EST hXGNM03L No.4915077 Reply
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This is my breakfast, I have one of these every morning before work.
IsabellaFannerdock.xlt - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 17:25:23 EST e02yVpfI No.4915082 Reply
looks pretty delicious, I'd imagine you'd pick everything out of there one by one.
Magus - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 17:29:08 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4915084 Reply
just bash my head against the contraption until everything including my face is a uniform paste to be consumed by the internal coinhabitant slug
Andrew Zimmern - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 18:01:54 EST R36xWhuD No.4915088 Reply
>>>Ima eat her ass

OP, McDonalds coffee is only good if you have tweak to put into it.
James Martin - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 05:44:32 EST RKOZfxbo No.4915231 Reply
There's something wrong with you, WotH is great for a slice of life, but the more fantastical miyazaki are treasures. I actually hold WotH very close to my, erm, heart I guess, but it's not my favorite. I think my favorite ever is Totoro, it feels the most surreal to me because it is a slice of life basically but the girls encounter the supernatural, which feels the most realistic of his fantastical movies, only willing children being able to see Totoro and such. The magic feels more realistic than the magic seen in some of his other works.
Simon Lightwill - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 08:56:23 EST 4Naw/eUS No.4915244 Reply
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Kids love Totoro

Adults love Whisper of the Heart

Chads love NausicaƤ of the Valley of the Wind (manga)
Fei Long - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 09:26:44 EST jxefJONC No.4915248 Reply
> manga
> Chads
Do you consider a Chad someone who owns at least three hug pillows?
Eliza Sebblestone - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 12:20:20 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4915275 Reply
I'm not gonna lie, I would worship a giga chad as a demigod if such a figure could exist
James Martin - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 14:33:41 EST RKOZfxbo No.4915306 Reply
Genetic engineering will give us gigachads. Just wait a couple hundred years.

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