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i wanna fight a guy in front of a trashy yelling crowd

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- Thu, 10 Oct 2019 15:54:00 EST GCZAzFXr No.4913547
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I'm a tiny pathetic weak man, but I wanna fight someone. I bet it'd make me feel really alive.

All of my fights were so shit. Either nothing really happened or I got punched in the face and cried like a little bitch. I wanna knock a dude out
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Commander Louanne Katraine - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 16:01:22 EST /d5DTVLc No.4913548 Reply
Post your manifesto so we can give notes. Also if you've never given a flying kick to someone you're a bitch.
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WilliamFobblesare.msg - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 16:20:38 EST X/qh5xwV No.4913553 Reply
>>4913548
I've received a two footed flying kick once, does that make me cool?
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Michael Scott - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 16:21:27 EST GCZAzFXr No.4913554 Reply
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>>4913548
when I was a kid I used to practice taekwondo (I'm a bluebelt woopdidoo). In elementary school I fought another kid and gave him a jumping spinning kick. It did nothing. The fight was boring and no one got hurt. I don't know, I think that jumping kicks are kind of useless.
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Melvin Guillard - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 18:05:52 EST P6n7T2JL No.4913602 Reply
>>4913547
lmfao at the retarded ass boomer punching the guy that extended his hand
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Koss - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 18:53:47 EST L+oF8cng No.4913623 Reply
>>4913608
>1:15
Somebody's taken BJJ classes! LOL

Seriously though, how do people do that and not get smashed in the nuts.
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Man Davushka - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 18:55:30 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913624 Reply
>>4913623
I'm more interested in what you were going to respond to me with before you changed your mind.
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William Huggins - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 19:54:49 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4913641 Reply
I had to punch an old guy one time. We were standing around smoking weed outside my friend's apartment when a guy a few doors down started yelling weird shit and trying to climb up the overhang on his door. We sent a guy over to ask for a cigarette because we were stupid kids. He tried to pull the kid in and we laughed then went back to carrying on.

I saw him start running at us from the corner of my eye, it looked like slow motion but I think he just drank a bunch of hurricane with his psych meds. No one else saw him because their backs were turned and he was charging my firend's little brother who was about a foot shorter than me. I locked eyes with the guy just as he cocked his arm back and yelled "they told me about you", so I reached over my friends brother and gave him a little tap on the chin to change his mind.

He was so fucked up that he fell back like a possum with his hands and arms pointing straight up in the air. The manager saw this and ran over. Technically we were all trespassed from the complex because it was projects and there was a gang injunction in that town making it illegal for documented gang members to be there, but that town basically just went through face book profiles and put every kid on the file through that 6 degrees of separation bullshit.

We thought we were in trouble, I thought I was going to jail for sure. The manager helped the guy up and yelled at us. He tried to help him back to his apartment but the guy told him the wrong one, it was my firend's house. We tried to interrupt and tell the manager but he just kept yelling at us. Just as the manager used his key to get the apartment open my friends stepmom saw them and started yelling at them. Right when the manager realized he made a mistake the old guy clocked him and knocked his ass out. We ran around the back and through the window, my friend grabbed a pineapple off the table and started beating the shit out of the guy with it until he ran back to his house and locked himself inside. My friend's little brother grabbed one of his dad's liquor bottles in the chaos, first to hit the guy with then for us to drink, but his dad was fake rich so it was just water in there, I think we turned that bottle into a gravity bong.

Anyway, the manager felt like an asshole and the cops were never called so it turned out okay.
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FrederickClettingman.pdr - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 21:02:22 EST vFpkzvcH No.4913672 Reply
>>4913660
Look how violent videos make some people just go flat-out incoherent, babbling tough guy jibba jabba.
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Sidney Moppertark - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 21:06:24 EST L+oF8cng No.4913673 Reply
>>4913660
Ancient vid, bruh. I remember that shit on limewire. Those definitely some gen x-ers
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Dragonfly - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 21:41:38 EST RfMQUK4g No.4913694 Reply
Fighting is way more difficult and way way more exhausting than one might think. That being said it’s a thrill and it’s something you’re missing out on if you haven’t been in at least one. If you die having never gotten into a fight you didn’t live fully.
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Edward Necklefield - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 22:00:22 EST GCZAzFXr No.4913701 Reply
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could a spinning punch be a viable option in a fight or is it 100% retarded?

>>4913660
reported the video. That was really angerying
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Anton Dongway - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 22:10:44 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4913703 Reply
>>4913701
Only if you put both your arms out and spin continuously while yelling "Cyclone!"
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Sidney Moppertark - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 22:23:11 EST L+oF8cng No.4913706 Reply
>>4913701
>reported the video. That was really angerying
What? It's a dumb vid of senseless violence, but it's so vanilla. Plus, the dude was a cunt. It's 2019, that shit isn't even a shock vid anymore

>>4913704
Hahaha, I love that "yeah." at the end.
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Medium James - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 22:27:53 EST vDf+CLGz No.4913708 Reply
First in violence, deepest in dirt.

Lawless, unlovely, irreverent PFFRT

Last in education, an overgrown gawk. A village, a spectacle, the nation, my cock.
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Philippe Rochat - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 22:35:16 EST 9BM/9OmI No.4913709 Reply
Living vicariously through retards in shitty fight videos is sadder than being the drunk JUST BLEED guy at a ufc show.
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Edward Necklefield - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 22:42:46 EST GCZAzFXr No.4913711 Reply
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>>4913706
yeah, but the dude seemed really high and defenseless. There was no honor in that fight. Lieutenant worf would disavow these guys
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Boris Hellgaizer - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 23:37:01 EST MK4PtmUd No.4913729 Reply
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A rekt thread in current year? Yes please.
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FrederickSunkingold.log - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 23:48:15 EST 6bqxDCgF No.4913731 Reply
>>4913729
Disappointing. I wanted to see the fat guy destroy both of them.
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Anton Dongway - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 00:00:33 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4913737 Reply
>>4913729
I've never heard background noise be so audibly British in such a short period of time without having a gay siren in the back.
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PhyllisDungermad.bas - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 00:07:25 EST K/xajSPh No.4913739 Reply
>>4913701
It's pretty retarded but the guy in the green is zero threat so he could get away with it

-Guy who watched boxing for 15 years listening to Teddy Atlas
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Sidney Moppertark - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 00:12:01 EST L+oF8cng No.4913740 Reply
>>4913711
The first time he got roughed up? That was honourable. Dude disrespected a crew, and got roughed up. Second time? Yeah, there's no honour in kicking someone in the head like that.

>>4913729
Again, no honour in kicking someone's head like that
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Sidney Moppertark - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 00:36:19 EST L+oF8cng No.4913754 Reply
>>4913743
Yeah, that dude's scum. He clearly wants to murder women, and figured murdering a woman cause she's trans is OK.
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Nicolas Appert - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 01:01:52 EST A0AvS+WN No.4913756 Reply
Fighting is fucking dumb. It's 99% two untrained apes flailing at each other and rolling around like retards. Even fully trained pro fighters look ridiculous going at it. If you think your fight is gonna go down like a Bruce Lee or Batman movie scene and people will think you're a badass, you're kidding yourself. We're just embarrassed for you.
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Anton Dongway - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 01:15:49 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4913759 Reply
>>4913756
I want there to be a Batman movie where he rolls around on the floor of a bagel shop with a guy that asked him to leave after he started yelling at the women behind the counter about women saying they want a tall man on dating sites.
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KC Hunter - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 02:20:10 EST m9DjGNM/ No.4913767 Reply
>>4913764
Funny how unchecked violence makes me sick but if you attach a story to this video my mind begins to accept it.
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KC Hunter - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 02:33:15 EST m9DjGNM/ No.4913775 Reply
>>4913774
My head cannon say that one guy stole the other guys Charizard pokemon card.
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Kiyotsugu Hirayama - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 03:09:29 EST RDhpj8S7 No.4913785 Reply
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And now for something (sorta) completely different
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Edward Necklefield - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 06:21:43 EST GCZAzFXr No.4913808 Reply
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is a kid vs equal height midget fight fair?
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Kiyotsugu Hirayama - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 06:24:56 EST RDhpj8S7 No.4913810 Reply
>>4913808
That midget is built like a fantasy dwarf brother, kid never stood a chance.
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Stephen Hawking - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 14:39:01 EST mYULBLli No.4913877 Reply
>>4913810
But little ppl can't extend their arms very far. If the kid keeps kicking the little person in the face and retracting their legs very fast, I don't think the little person can do anything
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Alyx Vance - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 14:44:20 EST /d5DTVLc No.4913881 Reply
>>4913877
Considering midgets have a low center of gravity I would go with the tried and true flying kick, no fuss, no muss

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