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- Mon, 02 Dec 2019 18:55:37 EST nArjsrgJ No.4928996
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>have emotional support doggo because depression and anxiety lol
>volenteer to train disadvantaged children strength training for routine, discipline etc and its really rewarding
>security officer confronts me over the 25lb 8 month old puppy
>"Oh she has a permit its all good"
>oh but she doesnt look trained
>"oh where do you train these dogs? you professionally train these dogs?"
>you dont look like you need this dog (Proceeds to grab my dog and she skirts behind me in fear)
>"hey dont touch my dog"
>proceeds to grab me
>"definetly dont touch me"
>yeah, you dont need this dog
>"youre a doctor? you can determine this?"
>fast forward 3 days
>she is claiming that I threatened to kill her and shoot up the school whose gym we were renting from

tl;dr
powertripping security guard assaults me and my dog, illegally asks medical info etc and scares children Im volenteering to help when I have a permit for my puppy to be there
should I drop the legal hammer on their heads? This is a slam dunk and lawyer fees arent shit to my income
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Ross Pearson - Mon, 02 Dec 2019 18:56:57 EST nArjsrgJ No.4928997 Reply
Forgot the last thing I said to her:
>"are you making a positive impact on the world around you by taking a puppy away from poor children the day after thanksgiving? Do you think youre making the world a better place".
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Daniel Chickenchoke - Mon, 02 Dec 2019 19:01:05 EST wLDXJjtg No.4928999 Reply
Haha wow... You must have really popped off on her.
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SamuelPibberway.pct - Mon, 02 Dec 2019 19:06:18 EST FZ+m4jbI No.4929000 Reply
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not trying to side with the bitch here but... did the dog really need to be there?
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Greg Saunier - Mon, 02 Dec 2019 20:10:20 EST kQdMQ8l1 No.4929011 Reply
>>4929000
Why does it matter? Kids love animals and no one was in much danger from a puppy like that unless OP is volunteering with toddlers.

If nothing else you could sue this bitch for harassment and slander. If the kids were there you even have witnesses but getting them to testify might be harder since it would require parental consent. You should definitely do something about this before people start taking what shes saying seriously. You may want to lawyer up in any case just because of that, school shooting threats put everyone on edge. Make sure you talk to the people you need to talk to and get your version of events heard.
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Schoolboy Betsy - Mon, 02 Dec 2019 20:26:49 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4929013 Reply
>>4929011
I mean you aren't a teacher, just a grown man who isn't a parent with a puppy at a school who up to this point hasn't denied driving there in a windowless van. She puts her life on the thin blue line every day to protect our children. Who am I supposed to believe here?
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Martin Fibblelock - Mon, 02 Dec 2019 20:27:49 EST YwiQZund No.4929014 Reply
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>>4928996
drop an illegal hammer on her head while she is sleeping
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Augustus Sungerbere - Mon, 02 Dec 2019 20:32:20 EST tlY6CXc0 No.4929015 Reply
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If she's making those kind of claims, it's court time.
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Thomas Keller - Mon, 02 Dec 2019 21:24:16 EST QLTOtYac No.4929027 Reply
Unless the school has some sort of anti-support animal rule or the kids' parents' school contract didn't stipulate for potential dog injury then fuck that security guard bitch, drop all the kinds of hammers on her. Maybe record some stuff in class of the kids talking about how they love the dog you bring in and various character attributes regarding you being desirable.

Easy case, closed fast.
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Anthony Pettis - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 00:50:21 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4929048 Reply
>>4929046
was it the pic or the post or do i even give a fuck what you're on about
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Dan Severn - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 02:11:20 EST nArjsrgJ No.4929060 Reply
>>4929000
Yes it's actually the kids assigned mascot and is there as part of the program and is trained to be a support animal. She also visits retirement homes and old people to make them happy too.
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Major DeBeers - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 05:24:00 EST vDf+CLGz No.4929077 Reply
Truly there never was a more flawed protagonist in all the Four 20 chan
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Ardon Broht - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 07:04:22 EST ztP0+vck No.4929092 Reply
maybe next time dont set your attack dog on security, attempted murder is a felony




sorry to hear that OP I hate these kinds of people
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Lass Jarvis - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 08:01:35 EST W5L17+04 No.4929095 Reply
>>4929061
Nah, dude. It's illegal to discriminate against a *service* animal. Service dogs have been trained for a long time, and have been tested in a bunch of situations (loud spaces, kids, variety of other dogs, distractions, etc.) They're expensive, specialized, and can't be denied entry to a public place.

an emotional support animal doesn't necessarily have any training. They have some rights over normal pets, but really aren't the same. That's why people have emotional support lizards, or turkeys.

Still though, fuck the police.
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Guinan - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 08:11:13 EST KDxD1lu2 No.4929097 Reply
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Wow youre a faggot OP
Fuck the security lady too but damn OP youre really fagging it up hard man
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Major DeBeers - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 09:21:09 EST vDf+CLGz No.4929108 Reply
im an animal I AM AN ANIMAL

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANIMANIMAL
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Angus Shakebanks - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 09:26:17 EST rpY1JkAP No.4929109 Reply
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>>4929108
LMAO his mind has been DEMOLISHED!! I bet he's on WEED!! HAHAHHAA this was s what happens when you do weed, guys!!
>yfw on weed
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AliceBumbleledge.shtml - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 09:43:45 EST JgIxhV6U No.4929113 Reply
OP you are a soft faggot. Those school children probably would have bullied you if you had gotten to see them. The guard did you a favor.
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Joseph Benavidez - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 09:55:31 EST 4vpatBgc No.4929117 Reply
Get an emotional support knife next time, problem solved.
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Beatrice Gickleset - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 10:01:45 EST Q7G8h1M0 No.4929119 Reply
>>4929113
You're a real bully, you know that? Why don't you just STUFF IT.
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Bernhard Schmidt - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 11:39:40 EST TepoEAyI No.4929137 Reply
>>4928996
Somewhat ironic that the emotional support animal you use to comfort yourself actually leads to more discomfort because inevitably people will give you shit like this constantly for having it.

I'd get comfortable with bringing the permit everywhere, or leaving the dog at home. Chances are you look like your average semi-skeezy 420chan user as well, so they just will want to antagonize you for that too.
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Bernhard Schmidt - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 12:08:12 EST TepoEAyI No.4929143 Reply
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>>4929140
I'm just saying, I know who we are. I've met a lot of 420chan users IRL and we all seem to have some similarities:

  1. Kinda skeezy
  2. Generally friendly, trusting, semi-functional in society
  3. Good sense of humor
  4. On drugs
  5. Doesn't afraid of anything
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Tommy Vercetti - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 12:37:16 EST 7WphTLxP No.4929155 Reply
>>4928996
KILL THAT BITCH KILL THAT BITCH

(seriously though, sue her or find a way to report)
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Dan Severn - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 13:33:51 EST nArjsrgJ No.4929168 Reply
>>4929113
I literally train them and volenteer for it and the dog is part of the program to make the kids happy, but okay
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Major DeBeers - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 13:40:11 EST vDf+CLGz No.4929172 Reply
>>4929168
Nobody just out of the blue claims someone threatened to kill them and shoot up a school.

This thread is creepy and you're a creep
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Ian Pillerdire - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 13:43:29 EST +s1jREfL No.4929175 Reply
1 day later and OP still hasn't denied driving up in a windowless van.
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Gaston Lenôtre - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 14:08:54 EST Odh4Xtei No.4929189 Reply
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>>4929172
Cops lie and fabricate evidence all the time, would you be the least bit surprised that some rent-a-cop does too?
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Major DeBeers - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 14:31:43 EST vDf+CLGz No.4929198 Reply
>>4929189
Yes, I would be very surprised if a school security officer ever responded like this. In fact, I would be in immediate disbelief - both at the notion and at whoever was making the claim. That's if I was hearing this in person. Fabrication, I only ever expect on here, if not outright copypasta from fourchan
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OliverDartman.icm - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 14:35:50 EST y0YEQOw8 No.4929199 Reply
>>4929198
Listen to him. He's fucked out of his tree. Not making any sense.
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Henrietta Levitt - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 14:55:57 EST 74NMMKev No.4929202 Reply
That security guard is an asshole but maybe don't go to court because people will go at your about why you need a support dog and stuff. It could get hairy.
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Bobby Chong - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 15:23:14 EST nnVuT0jP No.4929214 Reply
yes. the sooner maniacs like that get barred from any job with authority the better.
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The Gobbledy Gooker - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 16:33:22 EST zt80egXJ No.4929237 Reply
This thread is scientifically designed to waste our time. I don't believe for an instant that any of this actually happened. If anything this is a survey to determine which we think is more chickenshit: emotional support animals or rent-a-cops

nb
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Ian Pillerdire - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 16:57:18 EST +s1jREfL No.4929247 Reply
The song "big spender" but it's a parody called "big cummer" and instead of being about a guy throwing around cash it's just about some guy throwing epic goo ropes endlessly.
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Dan Severn - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 17:14:03 EST nArjsrgJ No.4929256 Reply
>>4929254
The weird part is, Im not even a student there but theyre using a 10 year old email to reach me with this.
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Thiago Silva - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 17:22:56 EST rI7S+RSC No.4929258 Reply
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>>4929237
what happens when I say "yeah fuck em get the cash and the ammo, then the sluts and dope" or some variation?
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Ian Pillerdire - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 17:23:45 EST +s1jREfL No.4929259 Reply
That's different than what you told us she said you said and doesn't refute the accusation that you drove there in a windowless van with a decal that simply says "candy" on the side.

With each post the truth comes closer to the light. I'm starting to hope Minnie Higgins lurks here.
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Vito Thomaselli - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 18:21:39 EST 6bqxDCgF No.4929277 Reply
>>4929259
Dude, shut the fuck up. Even if OP was trolling or lying, you're still the bigger fag.
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Nicholas Goodspear - Tue, 03 Dec 2019 19:53:19 EST Sw4EF+pD No.4929289 Reply
>>4929277
Counterpoint, you and OP are in this child sex trafficking ring together and the only thing standing between you getting your hands on a bunch of kids too poor for anyone to believe them is a hero school officer and Mrs. Minnie Higgins. Angered at your prospects for sexual conquest of underage street urchins being thwarted you come here and lash out at me like I don't know what's going on.
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Graham Dabberstig - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 15:32:45 EST i65D2R7w No.4929856 Reply
Update:
Once I met with them, which my lawyer said literally nothing bad can happen and they can't do shit.

Went in, they're acting high and mighty.
I tell them I'm not a student and work there. All of their accusations are fake and have no evidence and I have film and witnesses of their guard touching me and my dog and starting shit. They fumbled over their words and I got to call a bunch of college admins subhuman leeches that make college expensive and contribute no good to the world and said if they don't fuck off I'll sue them all. And guess what, the dog is back and making underprivileged kids happy again.
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Dormin - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 15:50:49 EST yn02c6OM No.4929864 Reply
I'm going to rescue a Guatamalan fighting dog and tell everyone it's my service dog.
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CharlesShakefoot.pwl - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 15:51:44 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4929865 Reply
>>4929856
SLAYER
if you're really ballsy you can proceed and lawyer up and they will most likely prefer to settle out of court to prevent bad PR
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Esther Duffingbut - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 16:52:55 EST +s1jREfL No.4929881 Reply
>>4929856
I don't believe this for a second.
They have nothing to lose by telling you that you can't be on the campus, you're not an employee or student. Nice dismount from the cross you put yourself on though.
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Dong Hyun Kim - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 17:34:48 EST x5fJ3jHz No.4929887 Reply
>>4929881
You are like, pathologically invested in wanting this story to end in embarrassment. You seem like a vindictive and uncool guy.

OP, I'm happy for ya.
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Esther Duffingbut - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 18:12:51 EST +s1jREfL No.4929897 Reply
>>4929887
I'm aware of that and it's beside the point. I didn't make a thread to stroke my own ego and play victim. I didn't make a thread to use "underprivileged kid" as props here. OP isn't a blind guy with a seeing eye dog, he's an underprivileged cunt with I'm assuming a chocolate lab with weight issues because the only exercise it gets is when OP takes it out as a replacement for a personality. Rather than ignore the thread I would rather heckle him because it's what I do on account of the sterling personality traits you feel are flaws and remind me about like a nagging wife.
Also, you seem less cool than me, I bet you don't even own a pair of jncos..
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Shitlick McSnifflewitz - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 19:44:40 EST nArjsrgJ No.4929913 Reply
>>4929897
golden doodle and I work as a trainer for a living and the dog is very active
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Shitlick McSnifflewitz - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 19:48:39 EST nArjsrgJ No.4929915 Reply
>>4929881
They violated several laws, harassed a volenteer for a boys and girls club, and caused a scene and were genreally bad vibe generators. I think college admins are low life scum of the earth. Just asking this: Does your job make a positive impact on the world around you? If you were to quit would anyone suffer? and it makes em crumble lmao
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Joseph Lockyer - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 19:56:55 EST +s1jREfL No.4929918 Reply
>>4929915
What laws did they violate?

Keep your Korean livestock out of the fitness area please.
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Marceline Abadeer - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 20:33:51 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4929924 Reply
>>4929897
Two can play at this game. Fuck you dipshit. I don't even care what your gripe is, i just don't like your attitude. I hope you get hit by a bus and just barely survive but you need a new heart cause your old one was full of shit and instead of giving you a transplant they cut your dick off and sell it on the black market except nobody wants it because it sucks. Ok your turn mr. Grumpyballs
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Adolphe Gérard - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 20:46:11 EST vDf+CLGz No.4929928 Reply
>>4929924
What the fuck dude. No, honestly. FUCK this OP. FUCK HIM fuck his stupid shitty lies and his stupid shitty dog and his fucking deluded ravings and FUCK you for getting mad a some dude for being upset
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Adolphe Gérard - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 20:49:03 EST vDf+CLGz No.4929929 Reply
This dude is going on about college admins, like what the fuck? What does that even have to do with the story. The guy sounds delusional. I don't know what the fuck he's going on about and I really don't care, but I do see you getting mad at someone else who isn't me that's pointing it out
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Joseph Lockyer - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 20:49:52 EST +s1jREfL No.4929930 Reply
>>4929924
That was really devoid of any kind of creativity or passion. You try way too hard and it shows.
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Betsy Crindertatch - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 20:53:03 EST 6bqxDCgF No.4929931 Reply
>>4929928
Don't you dare talk shit to HKNlG3Ai! He's by far the best poster on /b/, and you're among the worst. Previously I thought you were THE worst, but I've noticed some other pinheads fighting pretty hard for the title recently.
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Marceline Abadeer - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 21:08:10 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4929935 Reply
>>4929933
I will swallow your prostate whole and shit out a miniature sculpture of your hideous likeness, you bad excuse for a moronic shitbag.
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Joseph Lockyer - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 21:18:36 EST +s1jREfL No.4929939 Reply
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>>4929935

Lyrics
It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even bladder how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but you didn't even know
Wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me
Will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even bladder
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even bladder
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even bladder how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To remind myself of a time when
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even bladder
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even bladder
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even bladder
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even bladder
Source:LyricFind
Songwriters: Brad Delson / Chester Charles Bennington / Joseph Hahn / Mike Shinoda / Robert G. Bourdon
In the End lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
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Joseph Lockyer - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 23:12:41 EST +s1jREfL No.4929973 Reply
>>4929970
You're welcome, but don't forget mighty. High and mighty, that's me. Thankful and well rested, that's you, thanks to me.
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Shitlick McSnifflewitz - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 23:45:37 EST nArjsrgJ No.4929975 Reply
I like it, keep it up guys. I just really hate college admins, there's like 15-20 for each professor.
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Joseph Lockyer - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 01:27:33 EST +s1jREfL No.4930002 Reply
>>4929993
Underprivileged kids make a terrible mulch due to the iron deficiency, if you want a high ph in your soil and bumper crops you need to quit slumming it.
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Hercules - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 01:28:45 EST AyWBjvxQ No.4930003 Reply
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Marceline Abadeer - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 02:04:42 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4930022 Reply
>>4930015
i like gay shit and pee and shit but im sleepy and i got stuff to do tomorrow, gay stuff
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Caroline Herschel - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 03:20:04 EST wuxYLBDE No.4930031 Reply
You know what man? I don't think you should have had the dog there.

It's not a trained service animal for one, which for me totally justifies that colleges stance. Secondly by the rhetoric you've used in this thread I dont really doubt the security guard.

The truth is dogs make me pretty uncomfortable and I don't get to say it often cause folks all "oh you don't like dogs? Whatever Bateman". I have childhood trauma relatedto dogs, if there were a child in your group who didn't like or feel comfortable around dogs then how would you accommodate them? What if they didn't tell you they don't want to be around your dog cause of your enthusiasm about it (not cat planetd).

Not everyone feels comfortable around dogs and they shouldn't have to deal with it to enjoy some extra ciriculum activities it's not a park or the beach it's a fucking school and you don't have a service animal. .
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Josh Grispi - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 04:15:27 EST H++A5pvo No.4930035 Reply
>>4928996
You know what op, I say fuck em, sue em for everything they’ve got, it’s a gay ass rule but if they wanna make gay ass rules they need to at least follow them
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Wade Widdle - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 11:04:45 EST IEhMr8Rg No.4930073 Reply
>>4930031
A fair point, just realizing now that OP admits the dog has absolutely no training.

My mom got her pooch trained as a therapy dog. It's not horribly difficult but it does require work. They test your dog to see if it will show aggression, get distracted by noises, whether or not it can stay with another person when you're gone and not freak out, if it can wait for a long time, etc.

OP honestly starting to sound like an entitled faggot who thinks the piece of paper he printed off the internet means he can do whatever he wants. I hate people who fall back on the law rather than common decency. Pretty sure you were a confrontational, arrogant, entitled little shit when this happened. The person would not have reacted this way otherwise. The fact that you thought about bringing a lawyer in and thought about suing immediately... Makes me think you're a spoiled little rich bitch who's used to getting his way.

Good on you for volunteering with kids OP. But you've still got some learning to do >>4928996
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Grote Reuber - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 19:18:00 EST Q19bBrKb No.4930204 Reply
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I thought this was just a nice thread with a happy ending, but then someone comes in and starts shitting it up so lets go maximum poundage zero lube.

Service animals are undefined in most states, places can ask if the animal is a service animal and that's about it.
There are no requirements to carry a card proving disability or need for the animal. There are no requirements for visible markings or harnesses on the animal proving it is for service, though they are available for sale.
Public parks can and do refuse service animals access. Restaurants can be given violations for allowing service animals.

In my personal experience, the establishment owners are liable for lawsuit for refusing access, but are rarely charged or challenged on a no animals under any circumstances policy.

Now what is a service animal? It is whatever you say it is, no questions or argument. There is no legal definition and no way of testing or proving it.

What is a companion animal? How can you tell a dog is a companion animal? Well...

It remains on the ground at all times, it does not make noise or react to noise. It stays on a leash and close to its owner. It does not eat human food, but may drink water or dry food if the venue has it available.

I've had to kick out people with seizure sensing dogs, companion terriers, companion parrots, cats on leashes, dogs in backpacks, et al.

tl;dr It is impossible for a person to professionally assess or decide on an animal's status as helper, emotional support or companion.

On a personal note: people can and do fuck with this system and ruin it for the disabled.

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