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- Mon, 13 Jan 2020 23:56:12 EST Tp9vDADR No.4945358
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How old is everyone? What proportion of the site is browsed by 25+ vs <25? How many of us are 18 yo seniors? Ive been on here from the naive age of 15 to 20 now. A lot of people seem to have been on here a long time and have grown old with 420chan. At the same time, though, it always seems like there’s more new people coming in, a newer generation of gay wrestling fans that do drugs. So yea, how long u been here and how long u been on earth nigga
Vincent Valentine - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 00:29:37 EST 5Cwf3WA5 No.4945369 Reply
probably kirt/moot's ange range give or take 5 years

so basically mid 30s at this point
Wesley Drorringstone - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 00:33:59 EST PVmXaqxl No.4945375 Reply
Been here from 15 to 26
Steve Smith - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 00:37:58 EST zVgCHF4g No.4945377 Reply
Then it's only fair that you be banned for 3 years as retroactive punishment.
Hannah Pupperhet - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 00:41:21 EST rcdrRgxh No.4945378 Reply
Im 28, ive been coming here on and off since i was literally an 18 yr old senor. Mostly off though in the last five years.
Ranjin Singh - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 00:48:51 EST Uw+t2NQn No.4945382 Reply
19, at least physically

Mentally IDK where TF I am.
Link Shitrider - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 00:55:24 EST tlY6CXc0 No.4945387 Reply
The universe is about 13.8 billion years old. And so are the atoms in my body. I'm just using them, but they are a part of me, and they've existed since the dawn of time.
Link Shitrider - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 01:36:21 EST tlY6CXc0 No.4945398 Reply
>the one true word of God
Nowhere in the fucking bible does it say anything about how old the earth is. Only an idiot who never read the bible and blindly trusted another idiot who never actually read the bible would believe that. Next, you're going to tell me that the universe was literally created in 7 days instead of 7 epochs. The bible was written so that even cave dwellers who were considered retarded by other cave dwellers would kind of get the point. The fact that you can't separate allegory from fact proves you're dumber than the Isrealites. And they got lost and spent 40 years in a desert that's only about 600km across. Shouldn't have taken more than 3 months.
Steve Coogan - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 01:42:33 EST +s1jREfL No.4945400 Reply
How would you know? Have you read the bible?
It says the earth is 4 thousand years old right between the parts where god hides dinosaur bones to trick future generations of sodomites into doubting his existence so he can punish them when they let their guard down and the part where the Israelites write to Rome and ask them to come and help them with nation building, which the Romans kindly obliged to because it was their burden.
Steve Smith - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 01:59:16 EST zVgCHF4g No.4945405 Reply
>> you're wrong.
>your wrong
ftfy again, newbs get rekd.
Don't even step if you can't correct
Mitch - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 03:39:30 EST Z3r/l4Fs No.4945421 Reply
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i'm 25. i checked out the site for the first time when i was 14, but didn't really get into regularly using and posting on here until i was 18.
Dr. Wily - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 03:45:10 EST 8+t3la4B No.4945422 Reply
31. Originally came here cause the future was down. Stayed for the raining dicks and walking the dinosaur.
Riccardo Giacconi - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 09:32:02 EST HmrQMADi No.4945496 Reply
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i thought i was a year older than i actually was for about six months butr im 27
Steve Smith - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 09:47:49 EST zVgCHF4g No.4945498 Reply
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Why are all you 30s sadboys/sadmen? I'm fukken 38, started using chans in my early to mid 20s, used to shitpost on BBSs with my 2400 and 14.4 modem when I was 12

What a wonderful time to have grown up in. You are literally living in a society that is an absolutely abstract kind of singularity. You lucky fucking shits. Burn my britches and call me Sally.

Nah I'd probably be in the same spot if I hadn't found a job I actually love. Girlfriend broke up with me a few months back but whatever, things could be worse. I've got a year and a half before I turn 40 but I still feel younger than most 30 year olds. STAY POSITIVE, UHHH, SHITPOST DAILY INTO THE VOID, DAILY AFFIRMATIONS OF STUPIDITY KEEP YOU HAPPY

Stink Pinkling - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 10:27:27 EST CsDGTzEU No.4945504 Reply
Been coming here since ‘08 prob. 30 now. Man..what the fuck happened? When did we all get so old?
Ejnar Hertzprung - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 10:36:30 EST xIvA5Qzu No.4945506 Reply
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Found this place when I was about 20
Steve Smith - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 10:38:54 EST zVgCHF4g No.4945509 Reply
Once you get a little older you'll realize how ridiculously young 30 is. You aren't even in the prime of your life yet.
Barnaby Grimstone - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 10:48:52 EST i3kcyiEG No.4945512 Reply

once you are 70 you'll realize how young 50 is too I'm sure
Eric Ripert - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 11:19:20 EST jf+M45j5 No.4945525 Reply
>Why are all you 30s sadboys/sadmen

Expectations about life start to drop off a fucking cliff around this point.

>Nah I'd probably be in the same spot if I hadn't found a job I actually love

Oh so you're privileged and lucky, that's why you're not sad.

You don't have to grind through a job you hate because you have no other choices.
Steve Smith - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 11:25:32 EST zVgCHF4g No.4945528 Reply
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Well, you do have to get over the lies that society tells you. "You can be anything you want to be!" That's child abuse. How dare they do that? They all taught us to think of ourselves as the next coming of Jesus.

Yes, I'm privileged, but I've also worked a great deal to get to where I am, to a point where I can make reasonable money doing something I enjoy. Usually success is a combination of those two things. I also had to let the world break my balls somewhat and accept my own limitations. I used to be pretty fatalistic, nihilistic.

Letting go of desires, particularly for fame and notoriety and possessions, are what allowed me to transform a bit, realistically reframe my expectations of what I can get out of life ... admit that even if I wrote a great book that "changed the world", even Shakespeare will be all but forgotten in 20,000 years, which is an absolute flash in the pan, a drop of urine in the ocean of piss that is humanity.

Find something you want to do, ideally something that alleviates suffering in the world in some small way, because that can cure your heart and make living bearable. Work toward thing.
Henry Russell - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 11:39:16 EST RUcvs49W No.4945533 Reply
Started coming here in 2010, then slowly dropped off because of school/work/gf. Now that I’m single, unemployed and just in school I’m back.
Geno - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 11:42:19 EST Q7G8h1M0 No.4945534 Reply
Lol this guy has been molded by boomers so hard, adopting the worldview that the young are all obsessed with themselves, lazy, etc.

Now you're marching to the bootstrap cliche trash.

Seriously, this system is fucked and they will let you starve. Quit being a fucking bootlicker man.
Matt Serra - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 11:44:04 EST Hhel0Gg1 No.4945535 Reply
If you're really from that place and time then I've got some straight talk for you: You aren't better than anyone else here. I'm also from that time. I'm a bit older than you, I posted on alt.tasteless, BBSs before that. You've got to get a hold of yourself right now today and realize that nothing you know is in any way valuable unless you're using it. I grew up getting laughed at by assholes just like you, didn't you? And then you grew up to become one, why would you disgrace where you're from like that? Choose to be better today.
OliverDaddlehock.gid - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 12:14:22 EST oNPcpoRW No.4945537 Reply
>Steve Smith
>Steve postin
>Letting go of desires, particularly for fame and notoriety and possessions
>even Shakespeare will be all but forgotten in 20,000 years, which is an absolute flash in the pan,
>Find something you want to do, ideally something that alleviates suffering in the world in some small way,
You buddhist, bro?
SophieChandlebet.ini - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 12:29:07 EST yHGC4Nds No.4945541 Reply
You okay there buddy? Looks like you responded to the wrong posts.
OliverDaddlehock.gid - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 12:33:34 EST oNPcpoRW No.4945542 Reply
I think I got it right. Ma boy steve is no boomer. He's just saying don't be a sadboi (different than being depressed)
Steve Smith - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 12:41:41 EST zVgCHF4g No.4945544 Reply
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Not really sure what you're trying to say with this. You want me to not be an asshole on a chan, I think? You seem super-serial. This is a place for mirth and shitposting.

I'm not laughing at anyone who's experiencing misery at being unable to lead a fulfilling life. Just trying to shock them out of it a bit. There's nothing to mourn about being in your 30s. We have the singular privilege of living both pre and post internet, a privilege only a small number of people in the world will ever have. That's incredible. People looking back will absolutely kill to have been in our shoes. This time is alive.

Nah, just realistic. I guess I've studied Buddhism a bit. Helping other people to alleviate suffering in your own way on a regular basis really does make it easier to live, though.

I'm an elder millennial, and I was definitely self-obsessed and molded by the idea of my "great story", which, again, is part of the lie we were cursed with. I also was pretty lazy. Went for years without much of a job, could never find anything that I could get very excited about, became an addict, took the black pill and so on.

Millennials as a group really are kind of fucked. I'm not saying it's our fault, but we really are fucked in the head.

"They'll let you starve" -- what's that supposed to mean? Yeah, they will, but that's why you do have to capitulate somewhat. Or I guess you can work at a shitty menial job and bitch about it on 420chan. Both are not great choices. But the one that keeps you healthy and gives you a chance for happiness is finding work that you don't mind doing and that you find meaningful. Do you have a problem with working as a concept? Are you one of those guys who, after the revolution comes, will tell other people to do the dishes, because you're more of an "ideas guy"? Hang all the ideas guys. Every last one. There are workers and parasites.

If it makes you think any better of me I donate the portion of my taxes that I pay toward the DoD to causes that help alleviate the suffering caused by my country's war profiteering. Doesn't matter though, because I've sold out by doing the dishes and not being a layabout future exploiter.
SophieChandlebet.ini - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 12:49:04 EST yHGC4Nds No.4945547 Reply
My guy I can tell you just from reading your posts in this thread alone that you're not a person anyone here should be taking advice on anything from. Stop being the insufferable asinine 18yo senior who gets a teensy weensy bit of life experience and lets it go straight to his head. You say you want to shock kids, on the contrary, there's nothing shocking about what you're saying because it's nothing but a microwaved version of what you and I were also told, by people like us, when we were their age. You're just reinforcing the stereotype that 90s culture was trash and you can't trust anyone over 30 as a result. You need to pull it back a little, come on...
OliverDaddlehock.gid - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 12:56:16 EST oNPcpoRW No.4945548 Reply
What are you even trying to say?

Don't try to alleviate suffering?
You can be anything you want?
Kill yourself if you're 30yo and not a douchebag tech entrepeneur?
Kill yourself just because?

What's your point?
Steve Smith - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 12:59:16 EST zVgCHF4g No.4945549 Reply
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I'd never heard anyone tell me about how we were living in a privileged time when I was young. Endlessly I've heard "things used to be so much better back in the day" ... a bitter nostalgia, pessimism. And the future is also supposed to be bleak, bleak. We're all going to die in 11 years.

>preaching a sense of responsibility in posting on /b/
This is literally the place I go where I don't have to care. That's kind of the point. You can fuck right off, my guy. Here's your passport. Enjoy your trip to Faggistan
SophieChandlebet.ini - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 13:05:00 EST yHGC4Nds No.4945551 Reply
>This is literally the place I go where I don't have to care.
The evidence shows that not to be the case. The evidence shows you come here to preach and act like a dick to everyone. You seem to care a lot.
Steve Smith - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 13:08:56 EST zVgCHF4g No.4945552 Reply
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I'm pretty sure (?) you know exactly what I mean. I don't have to weigh the effect of my words. There's an ignore button; you should probably use it.

Excuse me, I'd love to continue this conversation, but I have to head to work now. Pic related
SophieChandlebet.ini - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 13:22:25 EST yHGC4Nds No.4945556 Reply
The point is that you aren't accomplishing any of those things when you sit back and pontificate and tell others what to do.
Bug Catcher Shit - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 13:23:30 EST 9vkhWhOP No.4945557 Reply
Do kids these days even go to websites like this anymore? Is it seen as like a retro thing like being into the 80's was for 90's kids? They have different culture I think, app-based culture. They don't even use websites unless it's in app form and can instantly connect them with their chosen friends.
Charles Drenkinville - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 13:54:14 EST Jnjz4NB/ No.4945561 Reply
posts like this are pathetic. trying desperately to fit someone's sincere feelings/thoughts into a black and white ideological template because god forbid someone says you have any amount of autonomy or choice in how your life goes. I could just as easily say you've been molded by the victim-complex mentality that's been handed to you, but that isn't an argument, is it?
Beauty Ebenezer - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 14:00:12 EST caIPdUbN No.4945562 Reply
What are you, his lawyer? Why are you defending him? Why not get his kik and suck his cock?
Charles Drenkinville - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 14:06:47 EST Jnjz4NB/ No.4945563 Reply
Surprise surprise, that's all you can see, defender and attacker, oppressor and oppressed, fucker and fuckee. Have fun being a living testament to bitterness and cynicism, the worlds most depressing self-fulfilling prophecy.
Beauty Ebenezer - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 14:15:08 EST caIPdUbN No.4945564 Reply
Well pardon me for characterizing you as his defender. You sounded an awful lot like you were defending him, and you seem awfully defensive over that accusation, so for all the defending you're doing, I naturally jumped to conclusions.
GeorgeCuckleshit.vxd - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 14:15:08 EST BAdwshJG No.4945565 Reply
I'm 7. I've been here for over 25 years, though.
Steve Smith - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 18:11:40 EST zVgCHF4g No.4945652 Reply
For a guy who used to frequent alt.tasteless you shure doo come across as a wet blanket. Read your posts, Jesus

Back from work, the collie mix took a fat shit and the black lab started eating it. I didn't say anything about it when I brought her back.
Kevin Mulkahey - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 18:13:59 EST 5OzgxxOL No.4945653 Reply
I'm definitely an adult 18 year old senior grown up.
Dustin Hazelett - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 19:37:00 EST Chr3HTu6 No.4945704 Reply
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23, going on 24. Been here since at least 2014. Was on the future and KC before that. Been aware of imageboards since 2008 because of encyclopedia dramatica and early youtube.
Martin Smallfuck - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 19:40:42 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4945708 Reply
I am 30. Why are you farming information? You work for NSA?
Livington Fuckwiggle - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 21:31:58 EST twMkn/2q No.4945759 Reply
I been here since 2012 and I'm 28. This place is classic, but remember to lurk moar. People post too much shit these days.
Valkris - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 21:49:36 EST 4zZP9FqI No.4945765 Reply
This thread is fucking stupid.

Here, OP, this is what you were supposed to ask:

>How many of you godless faggots use 420chan on a phone and how many of you noble souls of the highest repute and honor use desktops to lurk?
David Cornslit - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 22:13:10 EST K8wZebnT No.4945779 Reply
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You're right there. I can see you. Get your hands outta your pants.
Martin Smallfuck - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 23:05:51 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4945797 Reply
Pizzagate was way for actual pedophiles to spread lies and bullshit for distracting attention away from them.

I say many time before, there is dark triad of weeb, pedophile, and nazi. Where you find one you find usually others. Why are right wingers pedophiles?
Jebediah Cuntpickle - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 07:37:49 EST zVgCHF4g No.4946857 Reply
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Because pedos are people who feel powerless and need to have all the control in a sexual relationship. So they sexualize the non-sexual. It's extreme insecurity, from what I have read. Same with the 2D only crowd. They can't form normal human relationships, and being a pedo/hentai only guy protects them from rejection. And from having to do any work on themselves, the hard work necessary to be in a relationship.

It's not a right wing or left wing thing at all. 4 used to trend slightly left wing. But it was really rampant there. It's about emotional immaturity. The pedo is sexually immature and deeply uncomfortable with their sexuality, and not just because they want to f kids.
Hannah Sissleham - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 07:49:03 EST /t6eKRx2 No.4946867 Reply


Wut?? lol

Lau is 27...
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Hannah Sissleham - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 07:49:57 EST /t6eKRx2 No.4946868 Reply

ohh so WU just admitted to posting CP? im talking screenshots right now.
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Hannah Sissleham - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 07:51:47 EST /t6eKRx2 No.4946870 Reply
Fellas, breaking a degenerates will is an ART.
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Hannah Sissleham - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 07:53:03 EST /t6eKRx2 No.4946871 Reply

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Nicholas Sabberbanks - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 13:24:22 EST 72T9bKyW No.4946964 Reply
>There are workers and parasites.
Some of us can't work and it feels pretty shitty to be called a parasite over something you can't help.
Cody Deaner - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 13:35:04 EST B2GzdarQ No.4946966 Reply
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"buddhist" GTFO you stupid "escapist"

There's no NIRVANA and no PEACE, SHEEP.
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Cody Deaner - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 13:38:08 EST B2GzdarQ No.4946968 Reply

but working 16 hours a day is "hard" work! My shareholders tell me im "productive" and "family"!!!
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Michel Guérard - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 13:52:05 EST ETzsjTx5 No.4946981 Reply
Some parasites happen to be hard workers as well. I think most dichotomous approaches are bogus, but whatever. These binaries are necessary or at least beyond me.
Donik - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 18:23:50 EST 3db9NNSK No.4947084 Reply
I'm 25, been here whenever my life sucks since since 2012.
Razor Ramon HG - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 18:33:29 EST 9WDslI8K No.4947088 Reply

It's my type of "humor". Of course the workers are necessary... I'm not a clasist asshole
Razor Ramon HG - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 18:40:24 EST 9WDslI8K No.4947090 Reply
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Finally found my naughty "pendant"
Rock Howard - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 19:16:38 EST rcdrRgxh No.4947105 Reply
how about you make 1 thread, and just post all your miscellaneous thoughts in that 1 thread only, instead of every thread?
Valentina Smegtooth - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 19:24:39 EST 0v9Qt6+w No.4947115 Reply
You've got me wondering,
I wonder how many years of life experience we have total, as in all of 420chans ages summed together.
AugustusBlezzlefore.pm4 - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 19:26:13 EST 7JXWX72I No.4947119 Reply
oh absolutely god awful, they smell sour and kind of stale at this point, I have a flu and I've been sweating in my sleep a lot
Rock Howard - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 19:30:30 EST rcdrRgxh No.4947126 Reply
have you considered just chopping them off and being done with it?

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