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- Tue, 14 Jan 2020 15:39:04 EST PH3WqF2p No.4945597
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I walked through my towns trail today and met a black guy with dreads. We exchanged glances and he gave me a head nod. didn't say hello but I knew from this typically afro American gesture that it was friendly and not threatening. He asked me if he could get a ride and told me he was from California trying to make it to his friends festival a few towns away

I had noticed he had a backpack and we got upon the topic of weed. In his back pack he pulled out the prettiest like green buds in a vacuum sealed bag I've ever seen. There must have been at least an ounce in his bag. He told me if I got him a ride he would hook me up with a deal and he did. For 40 dollars I got almost ten of some lemony pine haze that will make your dick throb.

He could have been a hallucination I guess but it doesn't explain the weed I just got for cheap.
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Vincent Staraknaknix - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 16:16:54 EST hQMw7uuw No.4945621 Reply
>>4945619
what kind of self-respect these people have or expect?
i'm cool with swinggin but these whole stallion crap is a fetish taken WAYYY to fuckin seriously...(i feel really sorry for gezcums and plasma synthetic sperm banksters)

at least make her take the morning pill...
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Ernie Ladd - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 16:26:22 EST PErI9j88 No.4945623 Reply
>>4945621
>make her

i think you're fundamentally misunderstanding how this fetish works
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The Nameless One - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 17:14:17 EST qsLRUTc4 No.4945630 Reply
>>4945622

no i'm not lol i know is a shitty shop.

But like for real. i remember this MILF in my first job. she was acostumer and always brought her eric andre babies and she was "single" and giving me extra tips like saying (i have moneyzz) . like madame, where's your bull?

cuz i don't like taking care of bastards that aren't even my own.
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Steve Coogan - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 17:30:50 EST +s1jREfL No.4945635 Reply
The least believable part of this is OP expecting us to believe he has a car.
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Geno - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 17:47:50 EST Q7G8h1M0 No.4945645 Reply
>>4945619
Fucking gross vibes man.

This board is turning into another /pol/. Where's the Worm to purge all this?
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Cuije - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 18:31:18 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4945661 Reply
>>4945645
Worm himself was purged. He was shit at his job. I still am convinced, he actually was some poltard trying faggy poltard takeover attempt of boards. I rarely ever saw him ban poltards. He usually ignored them outright, or he wait until they thoroughly sabotaged threads and then finally locked thread with their last shitposts as epitaph. Then he quietly banned everyone else for stupid shit. He did not even do drugs.

I tell you exactly what we need, is spunky and spardot to get shitface drunk and angry. I myself am willing to die in such purges for greater good of site, knowing many such scum will rightfully go down with me. Probably lots and lots of innocent people too but, we can rehabilitate them later.
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Firebreather James - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 19:05:17 EST ROpq0DAd No.4945679 Reply
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>>4945661
>I tell you exactly what we need, is spunky and spardot to get shitface drunk and angry.
Aren't you the angry Russian guy?

Spunky would immediately permaban you as part of his glorious ethnonationalist war against the Slavic untermensch.
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Martin Smallfuck - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 19:16:59 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4945685 Reply
>>4945679
Oh also, that image is very funny. Twitter itself designed as nothing but USAF bot farm for manipulating public opinion.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2011/mar/17/us-spy-operation-social-networks
I can no longer find, but old article was detailing how USAF uses fake profiles and bot farms almost ten years ago for controlling narratives and manipulating public opinion. Now Russia does too so they cry about it.
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Firebreather James - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 19:24:21 EST ROpq0DAd No.4945695 Reply
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>>4945685
Remember when circlejerk accidentally revealed that a US Air Force base was their "most addicted city" and then deleted the blog post when they realized what they did?
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PollyPickfield.jpeg - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 19:35:47 EST I594I501 No.4945702 Reply
>>4945698
What if everyone here is a bot? What if Kirt's a goverment bot? IS NETJESTER THE ONLY REAL PERSON HERE??
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Herald Budsworth - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 19:36:25 EST 0owKcnkM No.4945703 Reply
>>4945695

lol i know some "pilots" that do acid cuz "doesn't show up on the tests".

How the hell can they operate a multimillion dollar machine afterwards is beyond me...
User is currently banned from all boards
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Amish Roadkill - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 19:41:18 EST zVgCHF4g No.4945709 Reply
>>4945703
I think you'd start with the assumption that they don't fly actually ON acid. Though that would be a hell of a thing if you could manage it. I've driven on it and it's fucking scary
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Firebreather James - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 19:44:22 EST ROpq0DAd No.4945712 Reply
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>>4945701
I dunno, probably shit like the news and politics boards, particularly the boards that talk a lot about foreign policy and geopolitics. Probably a lot of posts from Eglin about Iran and Israel and "support the troops" shit at the moment, if I had to guess.

Probably a larger scale operation similar to the PR shops that flood the front pages with posts about "heckin cute police puppers" whenever a cop shoots a black teenager or whatever. Shit like that.
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Smokemoar McTokemoar - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 19:50:07 EST PH3WqF2p No.4945717 Reply
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>>4945661

Fuck worm and anyone who defended that asshole. Funny see in his ass get ripped to shreds by ppl who hate him. He'd always go on a ban spree and close thread spree because that's all his nerd lame ass could do.
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Marty McFly - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 20:42:25 EST +s1jREfL No.4945749 Reply
>>4945717
If he never banned me does that make me a good or bad poster?

I only saw a few locks which were stupid mainly because they were low effort shit topics that stayed on the front page for days and could have been locked when they were first posted and no one would bat an eye, but he always seemed to lock those threads after people started talking about completely different topics in there and the conversation was actually getting spicy. He seemed more like a sperg for organization than someone with an agenda but he never banned personally. If he did I would probably agree he's a bigger sack of shit than anyone else here but as it stands I think he's just a special little man who shouldn't have been given such great power to begin with.
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Rashad Evans - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 20:48:36 EST Q7G8h1M0 No.4945753 Reply
>>4945749
Man, it seems like there's CP and /pol/ nazis raiding left and right now.

Really need a replacement mod for worm. Or at least pick up a few janitors.
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James van Allen - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 21:30:48 EST KiMmdKn7 No.4945758 Reply
>>4945753

i'm not a "nazi" im not even political, dumbass.

Yes, CP fucking triggers me, but come on nazi?

M.O.DENGLER you sick fuck,
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Ludovic Lefebvre - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 21:43:03 EST kQdMQ8l1 No.4945763 Reply
>>4945761
Does he have dreads? Did OP meet Dr. Worm in the woods? It seems possible, except knowing that he is a mod I'd expect there to be more rape involved.
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Marty McFly - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 21:46:58 EST +s1jREfL No.4945764 Reply
>>4945763
I just imagined OP being literally bum rushed on the bike trail by someone running at him backwards with a spread open asshole.
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KJ Noons - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 21:57:42 EST K/xajSPh No.4945770 Reply
This reminds me of one of those stories where they wake up from a really crazy dream and they look down and find something from the dream and start screaming
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Michael Chiarello - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 11:07:06 EST Vq6SrlCw No.4946041 Reply
>>4945749
from what i remember he did ban personally and closed threads for no reason.
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Mae Whitman - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 11:20:42 EST 7JXWX72I No.4946045 Reply
>>4945749
those threads, he was leaving them open on purpose waiting for alt-right trolls to out themselves, and he locked them when he felt like there wasn't going to be any more /pol/ shitposting

those are all his words, he told me this on IRC when I went there to appeal a ban, he banned me for "bumping a shit thread" that he was leaving open on purpose, I was posting cat pictures in it while two other people had a back and forth argument about socialism
He wasn't even willing to give a ban appeal task at first cause he couldn't think of anything so he tried to give me the task "come back in two weeks when your permaban expires", he had to be talked into it by other people there

He was a fucking retard
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Martin Smallfuck - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 14:47:49 EST SyJ41SU5 No.4946098 Reply
>>4945709
False. I have known people who fly propeller planes on acid. Large aerojets carrying passengers mostly is automated.

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