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Stoner Food Thread

- Tue, 11 Feb 2020 14:27:16 EST qVx94Rwu No.4958078
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You now have the most uncontrollable urge to gulp down the sweet, refreshing tonic of Mountain Dew's baja blast.
Manny Gamburyan - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 14:32:32 EST 9BM/9OmI No.4958079 Reply
Nah, my coffee is fine. A little overly sweetened because I miscounted my sugar scoops.
Walter Adams - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 14:53:42 EST 7JXWX72I No.4958087 Reply
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I just made a pot of pasta and a pre packaged pesto cream sauce mix
and it got pretty thick it got pretty goopy I'm sitting there stirrying the cream

but I wanted goopier
so I go back to the pantry and I pull out the alfredo mix pack
yeah motherfucker we're double dipping this
gooped enough to not fall off the back of the spoon

get fucking in we're flying close to the sun
Emma Bonkinfield - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 15:00:01 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4958090 Reply
I lost my taste for sweet drinks years ago during my health nut phase. I'm not a health nut anymore, far from it, but I still don't like soda. When I was drinking, I'd say the only way I'd drink soda is if there's liquor in it. Health nut to alcoholic to... whatever I am now.
Lee Murray - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 15:42:38 EST MC6L0aFo No.4958103 Reply
Nah, I need some Hi C green. Not that ecto-cooler stuff. I mean the one that came in a frozen concentrate and it was fucking toxic green. Didn't have ghostbusters shit on it, though. Yeah, that shit was good. Fuck, I miss the 90s. Back before cameras were fucking everywhere.
Jeff Goldblum - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 15:55:05 EST 32u2rsMY No.4958113 Reply
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>drink fruitopia
>smoke weed
>play hackey sack

thats like an entire highschool typecast right there. if you get caught with a hackey sack you might as well have just told the person that you also smoke weed and drink fruitopia
Ebenezer Trotdock - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 16:20:53 EST If0JqG2y No.4958134 Reply
Baja a blast was only good as a fountain drink
Shu Shibutani - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 16:29:40 EST MCvZrXmp No.4958141 Reply
why would I do that when I have the time and ability to make delicious potato and cheese pelmeni?
Marcus Diarrhea - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 16:31:16 EST 3Cr0F64A No.4958142 Reply

How do you feel about mushroom potato?

Do you put the dill inside with potato and cheese or use as garnish?

Is black pepper important to flavor or is it more creamy and welcoming.

Do you use smetana or like sour cream? Do you use apple sauce?
David Van Driessen - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 17:43:36 EST NlrrA9WQ No.4958165 Reply
It's just a couple of fish sandwich with cheese on hogey buns with cheese toasted to perfection.
Emma Bonkinfield - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 17:49:23 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4958167 Reply
Cheese on fish. I dunno why but this just drives me nuts. Butter is okay, but cheese? Fucking lunacy.
Cloud Strife - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 18:41:48 EST BPVDJBbF No.4958179 Reply
How can you hate a tuna melt?
Seafood fettucini alfredo?
A salmon patty with cheddar?

Cheese goes with fish, you just need the right cheese and the right fish. Slap some swiss or provolone on some flaky fish is probably going to be a bad time, but if you use the steak-like fish such as tuna or salmon, you'll get a much better result.
Haze Smokestack - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 19:18:47 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4958196 Reply
I'll admit I'm bias because I generally don't like cheese period. Which I realize is just the weirdest thing in earth.
Eliza Fonkinwell - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 19:19:52 EST Seh+PELR No.4958198 Reply
Chex Mix Bold Party Blend and Little Debbie cakes- since 2009, dudes. That's stoner food. That and gummy candies. Like, those gummy Starbursts, and those orange/other fruit slices.

If I was stimming really hard I'd be on that skinless apple like "I'm not ALLOWED to eat the skin! I'M NOT ALLOWED"!!!
Kazarian - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 20:04:15 EST yZcgVg24 No.4958207 Reply
My college stoned feasts were always more primitive. Me and a couple friends, we tended to prefer the whole caveman mindset to feeding maybe.

A whole chicken, or turkey, or ham. You get the idea. A big husk of dead animal. No plates or silverware. We'd smoke and tear the critter up. Ah what a time that was.
Nevaeh - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 20:37:12 EST EXe9OSWN No.4958212 Reply
Cumberland Farms salt and vinegar chips in the early 2000s were flawless.
Buff Drinklots - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 20:40:11 EST VgrvvTS3 No.4958213 Reply
Cool. Wow. That speaks volumes about you as a person. Now we're all just DYING to meet the real you. What a cultured and dignified fellow you must be, what with your integrity and the ayennrruwerrgum...
Grote Reuber - Fri, 14 Feb 2020 23:34:12 EST MCvZrXmp No.4959546 Reply
rich hummus with freshly baked pitas and olive oil
I regret quitting my job at an Israeli restaurant, every Friday I'd bring back tons of pita and hummus so I'd have some for weekend munchies
Allison Danger - Fri, 14 Feb 2020 23:37:28 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4959550 Reply
I don't know about pita but hummus is pretty easy to make. Just need chickpeas, mainly. and tahini. and some oil. and I like garlic/onion/peppers in there too. and some lemon. and some herbs. and a food processor. bam, cheap easy hummus. doesn't even require cooking unless you just wanna brown the garlic/onion before you mix it in.
Allison Danger - Fri, 14 Feb 2020 23:38:31 EST HKNlG3Ai No.4959552 Reply
oh yeah and salt. that should go without saying but eh you never know
Emma Pocklock - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 00:09:40 EST gVfEhDFN No.4959570 Reply
Yeah but you're probably never gonna make it as good as those Israelis made it because you need specially sourced salt
the tears of Palestinian childrenBnei Darom are the best pickles I ever had for this reason but I can't find them fucking anywhere. All we have is a couple really shitty Aldis and my God German food is fucking awful possibly partly due to the fact Germans are also a bunch of cheapskates. It's even lower quality than Walmart somehow. (and yes Germans are a bunch of miserly fucks)
SophieChablinglock.mpeg - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 05:12:01 EST tWa0MEO6 No.4959667 Reply
I happily had a big ol' cup earlier today with a Steak Quesarito combo with hot sauce. I should probably stop talking because I need to eat more.

I also had a single microwavable hot dog that I doused in the leftover sauce. I would have put some cheese on it if I had some, but no cheese :(
Ishka Moogie - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 22:40:22 EST TePiOgjp No.4960095 Reply
Hardest part of vegetarian food is eating enough, because every dish takes ages to make. End up eating a lot of subpar food.

Found a college cafe with all you can eat vegetarian for about $11. It's exceedingly dank. Got to remember to go there more often.

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