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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

FROGS WITH LOGS

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- Fri, 20 Mar 2020 16:23:36 EST R7z5GcXZ No.4975576
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A couple of days ago i was doing a little speed with this girl i know (im not going to lie she’s a crack whore basically and well straight up im a fiend for that ghetto poon lol so i paid her 15 dollars to suck on my noodle but her friend paid me 10 dollars to sleep at my place cause it was raining outside so basically i got a bj for 5 bucks which is pretty good in this economy btw) and anyway they are having this rap battle together and im snorting a fat line off my girls butt cheek lol and then a little later they’re looking for words that rhyme with dog and im just letting the speed get me in the zone you know setting those jaws loose lol and BOOM inspiration hits me like a motherfucker and i shout out FROGS and then i shout out LOGS and like my brain goes into this creation mode or some shit and i start thinking about FROGS WITH LOGS like frogs with massive shlongs?? and i think man this would make a great movie or maybe a tv show or perhaps even a painting i don’t know but let me explain the frogs they are like superheroes and they use their penisses to put out fires or beat up bad guys or crack open nuts to help old ladies and kids or maybe they’re like gladiators like in ancient egypt or whatever and they fight in a ring with their dicks and the winner gets to live in a little pond in the pyramid or some shit or maybe they just play baseball (with their dicks) i don’t know for sure yet

Anyway i made some sketches straight after and i guess i just wanted to see if you guys know how i can pitch this shit to netflix or something i mean i don’t know its still in its embroidery stage right now but maybe we can brainstorm together or so? its not gay or anything btw just frogs and dicks they don’t even fuck i mean unless its a girl but i don’t know how to draw tits i tried a long time but i gave up like after 4 or 3 tries i mean its really hard to draw 3d i wish i could tho man id be drawing tits all day big nice juicy ones like the pointy ones from the 70s mmmm lol peace
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Governor Torak - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 16:35:55 EST vVhYnTLU No.4975577 Reply
>>4975576
frogs poop big turds but your idea is dumb they don't have huge schlongs
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Jannar - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:30:56 EST 7JXWX72I No.4975592 Reply
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basically my question is what would change if you did know how to draw tits and there were chick frogs and they started fucking

also should the chick frogs have logs too or what
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The Blob - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:32:56 EST jFMQXDRB No.4975593 Reply
>>4975577
Makes me wonder what animal has the largest schlong to body ratio. Like obviously a blue whale dick is huge but in relation to its body size is it even big? Shit like that keeps me up at night. Like could a frog have a bigger dick ratio than me? A frog WTF? Also what percentage of my body is schlong? How would I calculate it? Surface area? Density? Just so many questions man
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Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:32:58 EST iLikEToleARn No.4975594 Reply
>>4975593
Aubrey deserved this loss into a huge percentage of the most dangerous city in front of a pathetic fucking slug just waiting for a bit.
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Jannar - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:36:44 EST 7JXWX72I No.4975596 Reply
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>>4975593
it's the tapir iirc
also always remember gorrilla and other ape cocks proportionally if they were human sized would all be micropenises, we're fucking hung as a species as far as monkeys go
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The Blob - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:40:51 EST jFMQXDRB No.4975600 Reply
>>4975594
OMG! I didn't even consider slugs and demographics. Thanks NJ for making me concerned about insects too. Do insects even have anything that we could consider a schlong? How far back in the evolutionary track do schlongs go? What was the first multicellular organism with a schlong? What was the first pussy? How the fuck did organisms go from being asexual to sexual? What was the first fucking?
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The Blob - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:44:57 EST jFMQXDRB No.4975602 Reply
>>4975596
Woah I always suspected it had to be some kind of forest pig. Who does this research and why? Is it peer reviewed? Are their sources credible? More importantly why? What drove them to find this out?
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Riku - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:51:35 EST R7z5GcXZ No.4975606 Reply
>>4975592
i like your picture man did you draw that yourself? nice colors but the tits are a little small though lol i love big ones like balloons. i dont have paint or anything like that or photoshop but yeah if i could draw good frog chicks i'd prolly make the show a little more about sex you know? cause frogs probably like geting jiggy with it too i guess

i tried to draw a frog chick on the bottom of the page in my picture but she kinda looked like a fat bitch i used to bone behind a mcdonalds and i got weirded out by the drawing and stopped (she used to give me free buns and ketchup packets and somtimes free ice cubes if it was hot)
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Governor Torak - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:55:21 EST vVhYnTLU No.4975607 Reply
>>4975606
You used to bone a girl behind mcdonalds? was it cause she was incredibly ugly and couldn't get it with anyone else? did you have a history? was it pityfucking? was she fat? was the sex quick and hot or weird and smelly? how did you manage such debauchery
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Riku - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:57:52 EST R7z5GcXZ No.4975611 Reply
>>4975606
ps the reason im calling her a bitch is because i fell asleep on a bunk bed in ikea and i accidentally puked on her and she ratted me out to the security guard even though i stole a pillow and gave it to her
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Cornelius Hidgedud - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 17:59:18 EST x9G0R/US No.4975612 Reply
>>4975596

Why the fuck did nature think "Ah, the tapir ... this guy is gonna get a huge dick!" Like look at that poor guy, his lady is wet as fuck, waiting to get pounded, and his dick is behaving like a snake when a snake charmer is doing his thing, like it literally goes flaccid for a second, then erect, then flaccid again, rinse and repeat, the fuck
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The Blob - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:04:03 EST jFMQXDRB No.4975613 Reply
>>4975612
Right what the fuck? What kind of natural selection process favored that giant of a schlong? Are female tapirs size queens? Does it not reach other wise? Random chance?
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Riku - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:11:02 EST R7z5GcXZ No.4975617 Reply
>>4975607
she wasnt that ugly tbh she just looked a little like a crushed beer can. like if she got stretched out than she would be pretty decent maybe i dont know id need to see her in a crazy mirror room at a circus or something

ill explain how i met her in a moment im trying to fry an egg like make an omulet but it aint working lmao i already fucked it up three times i only got 1 egg left
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Anders Angstrom - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:11:40 EST fI9OxOFt No.4975618 Reply
>>4975613
If it did not work then they would have gone extinct. There is no such thing as random chance; it was obviously selected for through some mechanism or another. My guess is that it facilitates insertion because of how their body is built
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Jannar - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:19:12 EST 7JXWX72I No.4975622 Reply
>>4975618
>>4975612
yeah like I don't think that was it going flacid and hard back and forth, I think it was flexing and angling its almost prehensile schlong to get a good angle to ram it in

what a magnificent creature
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Anders Angstrom - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:24:46 EST fI9OxOFt No.4975624 Reply
>>4975617
If you can't fry an egg then you shouldn't pass on your genetics
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Riku - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:29:03 EST R7z5GcXZ No.4975626 Reply
>>4975621
doggy most of the time lol

there was this little hut thingy behind her mcodnalods that they put the trash in but in the summers it got too hot and the garabge would smell and the whole parking area would smell like shit so they put the garbage in this underground basement type thing instead. anyway at night i would go into the little empty hut thing and then on her break she would come in and we would get it on lol sometimes i wouldnt even tell her i was there and just jack off. sometimes you just need to be by yourself you know?

standup missionrary was impossible because the floor was too slippery like a bowling lane almost i think probably because of all the slugs that lived there or maybe salad dressing that got spilled or something i dont know
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Nicholas Sindlegold - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 22:18:11 EST jFMQXDRB No.4975732 Reply
>>4975618
Excuse me Dr. Scientist but natural selection is the favoring of random chance mutations so you're wrong. My bet is that female taipirs are size queens.
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James Elliott - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 22:28:01 EST 7JXWX72I No.4975735 Reply
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don't mind me I'm just prototyping The Fat Pussy Frog Squad
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Ebenezer Tillingfield - Sat, 21 Mar 2020 11:01:14 EST rCh0tnXd No.4975856 Reply
>>4975596
nah, it's some kind of duck with a dick that's longer than its body.
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Roachpoach Traymoocher - Sat, 21 Mar 2020 12:22:52 EST 08v020PO No.4975891 Reply
i think op is a pretty cool guy. eh draws hung frogs and doesnt afraid of anything
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Bubba Ray Dudley - Sat, 21 Mar 2020 16:28:14 EST R7z5GcXZ No.4975981 Reply
>>4975704
not on purpose lol

man your sketches are intense. i can almost smell her
i'm not sure my frogs with logs guys would be interested in her skanky poot nanny though i mean street life is tough but even a frog has standards i think but i like your idea its interesting you should defefinetetly post more

>>4975891
heh thanks man but im afraid of spiders
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Fuck Diblingman - Thu, 26 Mar 2020 13:38:55 EST YZY3J8hA No.4978180 Reply
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A couple of days ago i was shooting up a little heroin with this girl i know (im not going to lie she’s a methhead call girl basically and well straight up im a fiend for that tweaker poon lol so i paid her 15 dollars to suck on my pecker but her friend paid me 10 dollars to shoot up at my place cause it was raining outside so basically i got a bj for 5 bucks which is pretty good in this economy btw) and anyway they get into this fight about some word puzzle game and im trying to shoot up some h while nodding all over my girls tits lol and then a little later they’re looking for words that rhyme with padlock and im just letting the dope get me in the zone you know getting that glow lol and BOOM inspiration hits me like a motherfucker and i shout out ROCKS and then i shout out GLOCKS and like my brain goes into this creation mode or some shit and i start thinking about ROCKS WITH GLOCKS like rocks with semi-automatic pistols?? and i think man this would make a great movie or maybe a tv show or perhaps even a painting i don’t know but let me explain the rocks they are like superheroes and they use their glocks to enforce the law or shoot up bad guys or crack open old ladies and kids to help nuts or maybe they’re like super special weapons like in the future or whatever and they can be used to throw but then just before they land on somebody the rocks start shooting and the enemy is all like “lol u threw rocks so what lol and then POW POW the rock is poppin caps” or some shit or maybe they just rob people (with their glocks) i don’t know for sure yet

Anyway i made some collages straight after and i guess i just wanted to see if you guys know how i can pitch this shit to discovery or something i mean i don’t know its still in its fetus stage right now but maybe we can brainstorm together or so? its not like geology or anything btw just rocks and glocks they don’t even mention theyre minerals i mean unless its a cripple DEA agent buying them but i don’t know how to explain that shit to his wife i tried a long time but i gave up like after 4 or 3 tries i mean its really hard to describe the differences i wish i could tho man id be explaining it all day to his wife with the big nice juicy tits like the pointy ones from the 70s mmmm lol peace

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