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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

Lentil Burgers

- Thu, 09 Apr 2020 19:14:18 EST Hr20aHI2 No.4983267
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Enjoy it.
For patties~
1 cup dried green lentils, soaked over night and then boiled for 10 minutes in 3 cups of water and drained well
Oil for frying
2 carrots, finely chopped
2 onions, peeled and finely chopped
4 cloves garlic, peeled
260g/9ozs. mushrooms, finely chopped
1 cup almonds, roasted and finely processed
2 chia eggs* (or flax eggs or 2 eggs if you're vegetarian)
1 cup breadcrumbs, finely processed
2 tablespoons vegan Worcestershire sauce
3 teaspoons mustard
2 teaspoons sugar
2 teaspoons ground cumin
2 teaspoons salt (I used chilli salt)
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1-1.5 cups red lentil flour
Chulak - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 19:50:39 EST hiRrabdD No.4983274 Reply
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I hate lentil burgers, I think they taste too much like beans. Maybe I didn't taste lentil burgers of the highest quality. But I don't get why people hate the heavily industrialized modern plant based patties we have today. They're probably pretty unhealthy since they're very processed, but it's junk food, it's supposed to be unhealthy! I think that these plant based patties are the real deal
Bruce Heaton - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 20:16:51 EST fQDQ1MxT No.4983288 Reply
You can substitute almost anything for the lentils. Use cauliflower rice, any bean, looks like even cream style corn would probably work. Also any grain would probably work like rice. Sub the lentil flour for almost any flour, even white flour, but probably not almond flour because the texture would be off-putting.
Dr. Telek R'Mor - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 20:28:28 EST iXPO4QG0 No.4983301 Reply
too many ingredients, I'd just make falafel
RebeccaPidgefoot.pif - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 20:42:46 EST 7JXWX72I No.4983305 Reply
yeah, I'm not big on the vegetarian trend of trying to make elaborate substitutes trying to pretend the food they're eating is something else
just embrace it for what it is dude
Reginald Bluntstein - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 22:04:21 EST hiRrabdD No.4983332 Reply
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thanks for the recommendation, but I'm terrible at cooking so I can't pull it off, and cooking is bourgeois

I don't know, I think that some immitations can taste better than the real thing.
Nevala - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 22:07:23 EST c+ftoxgT No.4983334 Reply
Did they choose the name Florence before or after they found out he was gay?
Bruce Heaton - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 22:13:28 EST fQDQ1MxT No.4983338 Reply
Not sure who you're talking to, but you should reply to that person. The person you're talking about sounds like a real fool.
Charlotte Murdfoot - Fri, 10 Apr 2020 04:46:56 EST a9wEt8q3 No.4983441 Reply
lentils are a great poor fridges choice but even i have limits. they do not belong in a burger!!!

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