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shitpost simpsons

- Tue, 09 Jun 2020 15:59:37 EST QSowQ79m No.5011230
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coffee = beer
DavidCleshhun.vxd - Wed, 10 Jun 2020 09:55:16 EST Rp7PbGv5 No.5011539 Reply
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Heihachi Mishima - Sun, 14 Jun 2020 07:19:55 EST 7ZiluVyq No.5013516 Reply
I really really like these tbh. Almost every one of them. They are like Simpsons memes made by a bot, or someone with dementia.
GrahamTurveyville.mp3 - Sun, 14 Jun 2020 18:23:19 EST Q5q30OFk No.5013884 Reply
Watching the Simpsons when find shitpost Simpsons thread. 100% win.
Kid Yamamoto - Mon, 15 Jun 2020 06:53:55 EST WSw6git1 No.5014063 Reply
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because willie exploded with joy when he met santa's lil helper
Magma Admin Fanny - Wed, 17 Jun 2020 15:08:18 EST WSw6git1 No.5015322 Reply
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Mamed Khalidov - Wed, 24 Jun 2020 22:25:17 EST HieqbbyR No.5019141 Reply
i think they made beer-coffee porters as well as stouts

you can find it in the sporting goods section
Isabella Diffingnore - Fri, 26 Jun 2020 08:19:19 EST uAalcAqZ No.5019770 Reply
They did. It's now illegal to serve alcohol and caffeine together in the same container because people were ending up with heart problems and also because the last thing you need is a hyper drunk person.
Petey Williams - Fri, 26 Jun 2020 08:29:55 EST HieqbbyR No.5019772 Reply
subversion of some extremely old jokes which ones have been repeated on other network tv shows many dozens of times
Kristen Schall - Fri, 26 Jun 2020 14:08:20 EST AVq8EE4w No.5019854 Reply
I always thought that was so fucking dumb. Like the amount of caffeine was so minuscule you might as well have just been drinking a rum and coke. Personally I suspect that it interfered with some other company's profits.

Like did you know for example that the real reason absinthe got banned and the horrible reputation it had was because all the wineries were losing money? So they came up with a genuinely Anslinger tier propaganda campaign against absinthe and all the French wine distilleries got together to get it banned.

Fyi absinthe is sorta lame. It is nothing like that The Perfect Drug music video. It definitely does get you rip roaring drunk though if you dont dilute it enough so I can pretty much see some allegations of shocking crimes being true, if only for the same reason as people commit shocking crimes after drinking a fifth of whiskey or some other hard liquor. It doesn't really do much other than get you hammered.
Aloucious McBreeze - Fri, 26 Jun 2020 14:14:29 EST 6LvtdVif No.5019859 Reply
The absinthe that you can buy in the states no longer contains over a certain amount of the supposedly psychoactive component, Thujone (from Wormwood).
So if you bought that it’s not actually Absinthe (unless you were add wormwood extract)
Cinder - Fri, 26 Jun 2020 15:04:31 EST TEu42V0y No.5019879 Reply
> It's now illegal to serve alcohol and caffeine together in the same container
Where is this? I live in the US and that's not true you can order kalua and coffee anywhere. I think Four Loco was banned or something and then came back, not really sure, that's frat boy shit anyway.
Gegard Mousasi - Fri, 26 Jun 2020 19:51:05 EST 43syOIm+ No.5020023 Reply
False fourloko is pure bumdrink. Depending on the state you're in it is the absolute highest gravity booze that you can get in any gas station and frequently the cheapest. This is typically the very last thing that you will be drinking before you are somehow forced into rehab and/or prison. Not even MD20/20 is that level of swill. It's just about the most goddamn rotten thing you can possibly drink and you're not going to even be able to stomach the stuff without already being pretty close to full blown alcoholism. Not every state sells better than beer in gas stations and supermarkets so at 14% that's the best you can do at around three in the morning, or when you've finally reached the stage of being a broke ass alcoholic who spends so much of what little money he has on booze that it begins requiring actual formulas to figure out what is the maximum amount of ethanol I can get per dollar.
Esther Druckleset - Fri, 26 Jun 2020 22:16:58 EST sRKaitOE No.5020082 Reply
Yeah and the Simpsons is shit and not one of these garbage manufactured nonmemes is even funny. I genuinely don't even understand why anybody bothers for participate in this trash heap threads to begin with.
Kindler Walter - Sat, 27 Jun 2020 04:05:19 EST JAabUWi9 No.5020153 Reply
This is a meme. The vast majority of pre-ban absinthes fell below the 10ppm thujone limit anyway. You can waltz into any liquor store and buy absinthes made according to the exact recipes specified 150 years ago without a single problem. Thujone was never the reason why absinthe was banned, it's as valid as citing Reefer Madness as a reason not to smoke weed.
Manny Gamburyan - Sat, 27 Jun 2020 07:53:00 EST sLIKIuzL No.5020178 Reply
Pretty sure the last drink I took before I quit was a four loko
Reuben Blocklestere - Sun, 28 Jun 2020 04:09:44 EST /WpbvBEK No.5020482 Reply
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Karl Jansky - Thu, 02 Jul 2020 11:03:05 EST vDf+CLGz No.5022077 Reply
Is it bad that I understand every single reference after only watching most of these episodes once many years ago?

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