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Zombie Monster

- Wed, 15 Jul 2020 09:45:50 EST b17XcgCp No.5026326
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What's in your head? Let it out.
ArchieBidgedog.rtf - Wed, 15 Jul 2020 12:07:15 EST 7quE85dd No.5026358 Reply
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Ok, so a couple of things:

penis is a really funny word, but in a subtle way. Like, the more you think about the word "penis" the funnier it gets. It's so clinical yet it sounds so silly, I don't know.

i wish I was a girly anthropomorphic being thing

i'm a boy, yet I pee sitting down because it feels good

no one is posting in my bitch up thread
Gaston Lenôtre - Wed, 15 Jul 2020 20:05:39 EST 72T9bKyW No.5026460 Reply
it's just a bunch of horrible scenes in there. last couple days have just been the violence and rape and confinement i've experienced on a loop. and i feel so much anger now for no reason
Christine Chapel - Wed, 15 Jul 2020 20:19:19 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5026469 Reply
life would be a lot easier if i shot myself
Jack Swagger - Wed, 15 Jul 2020 21:34:41 EST 7quE85dd No.5026486 Reply
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It'd be easier, but games are only fun when they're challenging, wouldn't you think? don't do it hong kong nigga, this place is nothing without you. NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Edward Clayshit - Thu, 16 Jul 2020 02:22:05 EST 3hmAO5LX No.5026535 Reply
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chihuahuas make my visits to this place more special i wanted to say this

to you
Blueberry McFuckerson - Thu, 16 Jul 2020 04:21:27 EST Tk45dqio No.5026552 Reply
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When we die, do we wake up?
Jack Swagger - Thu, 16 Jul 2020 08:19:48 EST 7quE85dd No.5026569 Reply
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you're goddamn right chihuahuas make your visits more special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wesley Blevingbury - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 08:34:05 EST b17XcgCp No.5027816 Reply
No it does nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
Minori Makiba - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 09:19:38 EST 0ERunW3D No.5027830 Reply
Ian Clublingwerk - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 10:18:07 EST Amt3l3y2 No.5027844 Reply
Nah. it's cool, dogfucker is just lowering that guys standards so when people post real dogs rather than hideous yapping malformed rat like freaks except rats are cute he'll explode with joy.
John Zandig - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 18:03:02 EST zMJCauqL No.5028031 Reply
  • i need to finish a thing
  • i need to have a shower
  • i need to fix my bunion
  • i am hungry
  • how does anyone know anything about anything
  • what is life
  • how
Smirky McFlash - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 19:03:44 EST C47tweH+ No.5028042 Reply
>fix the bunion
oohhh myyy just my issue. on top of that i tangled my toes in the bedsheets when i got up, tripped, and got some painful, swollen metatarsals

your feet are absorbing your bodys movement and if your body is wrongly aligned, it is shown in the shape. the best excercise is walking. however everyone has their own skelettal fingerprint and by this ideal walk. but generally, the key is to use the outer line of the foot use your toes to push forward. for the others i have no idea
Urbain Dubois - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 19:05:02 EST HXXpheM0 No.5028043 Reply
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roof! Ruffio!

baseball. mmmbaseball. albuquerque. algeria, al jizz era.

snickerssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssslime dog
Legate Damar - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 19:19:17 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5028048 Reply
is a bunion like a a bun with onions baked into the crust? cause I like those, they are good for burgers.
RebeccaCrorrychane.ram - Mon, 20 Jul 2020 18:22:41 EST g+2aqa0x No.5028320 Reply
its equivalent to a bump in your car because you dont know how to drive
Go Shiozaki - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 12:00:26 EST breNorFY No.5030122 Reply
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Posting in a union thread
Sark - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 12:53:48 EST 1aPRaFXh No.5030142 Reply
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The US, and perhaps western world, is on the precipice of something really terrible.

There are actual fascist stormtroopers marching in the streets, serious economic crises, environmental problems, and a huge pandemic. Conspiracy theories are rampant. This isn't even an exaggeration; look at virtually any society that has experienced this sort of confluence of problems before.
Cue Ball Hedda - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 12:56:28 EST bEnyNFd5 No.5030143 Reply
Fuck offffff you're like a radio that can't change the station. Life is always like this, think about the park bench scene from Men in Black. It's always going on. You've been whipped into an angry, depressed, anxious foam. Your mind is weak and spongy.
Coach McGuirk - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 13:27:22 EST QmqLWc1F No.5030156 Reply
Yes every year whole world economy get shut down because global pandemic. Every year there is some such dying superpower descending to actual fascism. At last I see.
Stephen Hawking - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 13:50:38 EST Dc/oAZYw No.5030161 Reply
>stop exercising for three days
>Exercise today
>Cool as a cucumber

Yeah, it definitely feels like some kind of withdrawal. Not sure how to deal with it. Fuck me and my addictive personality.
SamuelSallerbury.pak - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 14:05:01 EST udVEAHqM No.5030164 Reply
You should be exercising at least five days a week. That happens to me too. Exercising makes me feel good for the rest of the day
Basil Fuckingham - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 14:32:35 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5030168 Reply
if you're gonna be addicted to something, exercise is probably the best choice. just do your stretches and try not to overexert too much.

things you could be addicted to:
>video games
most of those are pretty directly bad for you, only exercise has a net benefit
Christopher Eccleston - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 14:36:43 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5030172 Reply

This is what's inside my head right now what does it mean?
Basil Fuckingham - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 14:37:27 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5030173 Reply
oh i had that yesterday, you need to recalibrate your brain sprockets
Christopher Eccleston - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 14:43:02 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5030176 Reply
Daddy, why did you take my fries I bought them and they were mine. Daddy, why did you make me if you're not gonna take me to get a burger and shakey?
Basil Fuckingham - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 14:51:05 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5030177 Reply
is that what I sound like to you? cause that's what I'm going for
Basil Fuckingham - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 14:56:19 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5030183 Reply
i see, and did that also come into your head? how else would explain how it appeared on the internet? i hereby declare that your head is the internet, how does that make you feel?
Basil Fuckingham - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 14:57:39 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5030186 Reply
did you get tested? or are you just assuming? can i have some? i'll trade you these crackers and some weed
Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:01:30 EST iLikEToleARn No.5030194 Reply
There will be on the back of the collective, but who knows who ROH had a short run in the cell is today until I spun around and they were staying for monday night kickoff, SportsCenter at midnight.
Christopher Eccleston - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:02:46 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5030196 Reply
Netjester all I have floating through my mind is sundae's with caramel and nuts and chocolate brownies and dancing sugar plums. I think I'm going insane
Tuber Polly - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:03:05 EST TuSVuYnA No.5030198 Reply
hey, what up my man hong kong niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! Have you been doing any sugma lately? what do you think about sugma?
Stephen Hawking - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:03:44 EST Dc/oAZYw No.5030200 Reply
I exercise everyday.

Well, i dont want to feel depressed and anxious whenever I stop exercising for a couple of days. Definitely not a net benefit. I guess the stress from the pandemic got to me in a way I did not expect.
Basil Fuckingham - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:04:16 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5030201 Reply
yeah man I did a whole tube of sugma, just squirted it right up there and it's not even started leaking back out yet
Christopher Eccleston - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:04:53 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5030202 Reply
That's all I'm going to be able to think about thank you. I have just have sportscenter at midnight playing in my head now
Basil Fuckingham - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:05:22 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5030203 Reply
well how do you feel if you don't exercise at all? like you go a week without it. probably you feel like shit but it happens gradually so you don't really notice the difference, instead of like when you feel good from exercising regularly and then you skip a day
Stephen Hawking - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:13:34 EST Dc/oAZYw No.5030210 Reply
I feel anxious just thinking about it. I dont know, it became an integral part of my day. It makes me feel really good about myself. Maybe a little too much. Im just gonna do what i did when i got off my stim addiction. Engross myself in something else until it goes away.
Sadness I can deal with, i just listen to music. Hostility is fine, i just lock myself inside my room. Its the anxiety that gets to me. Never figured out how to deal with it.
Tuber Polly - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:14:32 EST TuSVuYnA No.5030211 Reply
damn, a whole tube??????????? now that's just extreme. would you go as far as doing a whole tube of bopha???????
Christopher Eccleston - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:17:08 EST ImKuX0U0 No.5030215 Reply
I have generalized anxiety and the best thing to do is to just push through it. I break out in hives and start sweating uncontrollably but honestly nobody can tell.
Basil Fuckingham - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:22:34 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5030221 Reply
bopha what? i can get two kinds of bopha. i got bopha deez and bopha demz
Basil Fuckingham - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:23:31 EST HKNlG3Ai No.5030222 Reply
idk how to anxiety either
anxiety is the final boss of emotions
Tuber Polly - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 15:31:07 EST TuSVuYnA No.5030226 Reply
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BOPHA DEEZ NUTZ flavored icecream i bought for you, you want some?
George Cagglefuck - Fri, 24 Jul 2020 16:19:10 EST SZG418wf No.5030249 Reply
Department of labor just sent out a text informing us all it's our last benefit week of $600 gibes. Oh well. Man it must really suck shit hard to be living in Florida right now. Imagine being on the backend of this whole thing and *then* they pull the rug right out from under you because over half your state and your leadership is fucking retarded.
Jerrelle Clark - Sun, 02 Aug 2020 00:33:51 EST l1g78wnq No.5033678 Reply
People smell like pork according to the smell-o-meter. That's how Sweeney Todd got away with pork pies.

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