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what is your first memory?

- Sat, 17 Oct 2020 12:02:36 EST Od0st/ou No.5065482
File: 1602950556268.png -(242765B / 237.08KB, 396x330) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. what is your first memory?
Mine is from when I was about 3 years of age, and my 6 yo sister was trying to teach me a little song, and I was butchering the song completely.
Antoine Parmentier - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 14:09:43 EST Kf81DU1n No.5065550 Reply
No idea how old I was, but I remember people all around me talking and me just listening to the syllables and stuff but not understanding anything about what the fuck was going on or what anyone was saying
Triathlete Nigel - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 14:13:04 EST VK08OEGx No.5065552 Reply
Shit, that's pretty cool. I'm guessing you were around 1 year old or something? You must have really good memory
Eric Ripert - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 14:21:57 EST ZI2yNnf9 No.5065556 Reply
I actually don't, the rest of my memory is pretty garbage I think. I remember odd things here and there, some details of things that don't really serve me that much, like what my grandpa's house smelled like and looking at all his old books and stuff in the basement. In terms of actual events and things that have happened though I have a really hard time remembering that stuff, except of course the worst things that i would rather forget

my parents hired a series of FIlipino nannies for me and my siblings growing up (they had money at the time but now they're both super in debt) (also dead giveaway that i'm white as fuck), so it's possible this memory is from when I was older but the people around me were just actually speaking Filipino, lol. I cannot remember who was all there.
Torg - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 14:23:06 EST AHikRF07 No.5065558 Reply
grandfather's farm
father and grandfather have slaughtered a pig
the organs are thrown to the other pigs
Malcom Reynolds - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 14:50:25 EST 5nqiAMPV No.5065579 Reply
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Mine is getting beaten by my father on a bench in the hall of a nursery, because I had peed in bed and on the wall while napping that day (the caretakers shouted all the time, hit children and didn't allow any noise during nap time, not to mention going to pee - soviet vibes). I must have been 2 or 3 or sth.

Beeing a child was totally fucked up, almost everyday the adults would unload their frustrations on you and you couldn't even understand why the fuck they do it. There were good times of course, mine were mostly centered around Lego, but I definitely wouldn't come back.

Pic related, you can actually see the building I lived in, damn the place has changed...
Alfred Catface - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 15:49:49 EST 32u2rsMY No.5065601 Reply
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I remember how magical childhood was a lot. Just different things like inventing an idea of a monster and going on a "hunt" for it in the woods (literally just pissing around with a couple little kids and some sticks and bb guns maybe and having a great time). Going camping and telling ghost stories and really getting into it or doing indian shit and really being indians for real. That sort of thing. I think kids "get" life in a way so many adult lose track of by about 25 and never regain and then wonder for the rest of their lives whats "missing" because they've got all the materialistic shit.
Just if there's anything you want to do in life I think you should go do it and kids get that in a pure and unadulterated way, there's just a joy in just living wholly for some kinda meaningless moments and letting it go all the same.
Subramanyan Chandrasekhar - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 15:55:35 EST ig5yeC2x No.5065604 Reply
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I remember thinking China and the USA were the only two countries that exist. Brazil was added to that mix by preschool.
Claude Offenbauker - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 17:34:39 EST x6snCPD/ No.5065671 Reply
Playing with toy cars on a dresser at my parents first place just out of college circa 92' or 93'
Mark "Rent Boy" Renton - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 18:54:21 EST 2+xFScy+ No.5065728 Reply
Just a blur of violence.
Mark "Rent Boy" Renton - Sat, 17 Oct 2020 18:56:38 EST 2+xFScy+ No.5065733 Reply
Pretty sure the large scar on my eyebrow isn't a mirage.
Lakitu - Sun, 18 Oct 2020 06:54:11 EST 4ZtjHrAC No.5066018 Reply
I remember being at my aunt's place when I turned two years old. I've had memories before, but I lost them all.
Karo Parisyan - Sun, 18 Oct 2020 07:11:32 EST J2iexzby No.5066020 Reply
I went back on time on myself to study the body before I bounded to it after an orbital pass over.
The body is there to increase vibrational sync of the location, to make it come out of itself. Why Einstein thought there's a similarity between things on an atomic level.
The size of an electron around the atom matches the size of the Earth to the sun..
Peter Jackson - Tue, 20 Oct 2020 07:59:04 EST L6elUSCM No.5067057 Reply
My older sister in an oversized t-shirt making a "pocket" for me by stretching the bottom of it out and saying I was her joey, like the Kangaroo.

Either that or me sitting on a sledge being pulled along by my older brother in the snow.
Cooltrainer Jack - Tue, 20 Oct 2020 09:33:00 EST sRWhHoMS No.5067083 Reply
I visited my sick sister in a hospital with my parents
and I / we had to sleep there overnight. I was out of diapers if I remember correctly, but the nurse put me into a diaper for the night. I rememver being really happy about that.
Carol-Anne Pretzelfuck - Tue, 20 Oct 2020 10:23:12 EST CtMoAu0M No.5067096 Reply
Filial piety don't apply to evil stepmothers and red-headed stepchildren. Die slowly and painfully.
JarvisGuvingbork.php - Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:52:09 EST Chr3HTu6 No.5067206 Reply
seeing an ad on television for matilda

my big sister and i going trick or treating

watching the rain fall at the first house i lived in
HamiltonBrookridge.bin - Tue, 20 Oct 2020 13:34:04 EST a1KRRPEn No.5067226 Reply
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Sitting on my dad's lap and him vigorously touching my genitals
My only memory of him too
Worker James - Tue, 20 Oct 2020 14:46:47 EST W2kU6zbR No.5067238 Reply
shitting my pants. no seriously
Cooltrainer Jack - Tue, 20 Oct 2020 16:38:25 EST sRWhHoMS No.5067306 Reply
they didn't try to kill me but beat me up on a regular basis.

When they converted to christianity they beat me up for when they caught me masturbating, literally beat me up until my ass bled.
DaiMon Tarr - Tue, 20 Oct 2020 18:35:52 EST trWWHfi9 No.5067363 Reply
Scolding myself in a tub of hot water
Prudence Goat - Tue, 20 Oct 2020 18:49:49 EST Wgs9Czmv No.5067371 Reply
It's a tossup between taking some clean wet wipes from the packet and sucking on them (I liked the chemical flavor) while my mom was changing my diaper, or staring at some chick's beautiful, massive rack while my mom and I were out shopping for clothes. I was sitting in a shopping cart and taking in the view. I knew I could get away with staring because I was so young and also because I'm a girl ;^). Really not sure which memory came first though.
Kristen Cloke - Wed, 21 Oct 2020 02:19:54 EST JYo3A0g1 No.5067546 Reply
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It's up in the air which is the oldest but the contenders are:
-flipping a baby car seat over in my old living room and climbing under it like it was a cave(probably the oldest but it's really blurry and I question if it was a dream when I was that young or an actual memory)
-climbing out of the playpen and surprising my mom when she came back into the room
-random shit in Disneyland (went there for the first time when I was three and a second time when I was five and I haven't been back since)
-my grandpa giving my first Lego set (looked up the set and it came out 92 but it could have been a year or two later when he bought it and gave it to me)
-going to see Lion King in theaters and getting there late during the stampede scene and being too scared to go inside (would have been the summer of 94)

I know all of those are from before I started school, so before or right after I turned 5. I have some other memories from back then but none of them are contenders for the oldest one. Like I remember my 5th birthday party and my 4th and 5th christmas mornings.
Kefka - Wed, 21 Oct 2020 02:52:15 EST 0KE/dLI+ No.5067548 Reply
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i remember being in one of those flintstone baby carriages , because it was the cave era, the wheels were made out of stones and the only rug i had was ;ike crocodile skin. It ended quickly when i saw one of those flying dragons coming at us and i pointed at it yelling beebee! But the family didnt look and just told me what i was seeing was called a bird. Then the bird ate us.
Chushiro Hayashi - Wed, 21 Oct 2020 04:18:29 EST 2OCTCgd7 No.5067552 Reply
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Learning to walk. My memory switched on super early, It sucked
Netjester !AI.skYnEt - Wed, 21 Oct 2020 04:18:31 EST iLikEToleARn No.5067553 Reply
AEW fans, especially when you exist for your big players to go down live on FITE TV but to do to keep doing the original games from their move to basically walk around yeah it's almost as good as the opening game in the bank will be able to, it isn't.
Saskia Reeves - Wed, 21 Oct 2020 04:51:57 EST tKBrzlo/ No.5067554 Reply
That was bad. I hated having any squish butt, cry to get it change, and it felt degrading for parents to have to help you with it.
Xander Harris - Wed, 21 Oct 2020 05:31:39 EST lRrL6ihy No.5067557 Reply
being in the incubation room in one of those uh no idea what you actually call them... incubators I guess... right after being born (<1 hr old?) and looking over to my left at this screaming baby next to me and suddenly getting the urge to cry too, but suppressing it.
INTERPOL !3mB4iDBpWw - Wed, 21 Oct 2020 06:29:44 EST FMIXqGdQ No.5067561 Reply
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I have flashes of things that I remember as early as when I was 8-10 months old, my earliest memory is a heater that we had that looked exactly like this one. I would stand up in my crib watching it run from across the room, the glowing red coils along with the noise from the mechanical fan inside of it was totally mesmerizing to me.
Cheetahmen - Wed, 21 Oct 2020 06:39:59 EST tgoQ5IW8 No.5067562 Reply
I remember being just old enough to walk, not old enough to talk, and shitting in my diaper as I walked into the kitchen. Took two steps into the kitchen, looked at my mother, looked down because I felt something going on down there. Was absolutely mystified, watching as the unbelievably solid turd slid out the leg-hole of my poorly wrapped diaper and down my leg onto the floor.

There might be some that are earlier, but my childhood memories are pretty scrambled.
William Honeyforth - Wed, 21 Oct 2020 10:30:37 EST 2e+mYMDm No.5067571 Reply
I think it was my this black and white image of this ~5yo girl nude. She was holding a cabbage patch doll and I remember we were all put in this room with that astroturf carpet that is like plastic and some of us were nude but I had this big wrap on. I remember alot about the room because that is where I lived during the day. Every now and then someone would come in and there were these trays that we slept in. Sort of in a row beside each other. Then we all reached in this basket to get some old blankets. Some of us were still always nude. Sometimes there were big kids and sheets hanging from the ceiling on a rod or something and I remember you could go around the sheets and see outside if you really wanted to. A few times the window would be open and it had a metal screen that made a weird noise when you tapped it. I was surrounded by nude girls alot of times. Her bald cunnys stand out now that I am much older but they were just girls then.
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William Honeyforth - Wed, 21 Oct 2020 10:31:28 EST 2e+mYMDm No.5067572 Reply
Oh, I forgot... This would have been around ~1988 or so.
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Chad Mendes - Wed, 21 Oct 2020 13:53:44 EST QGLxQK68 No.5067628 Reply
Me laying in my crib sucking on my big toe and talking to myself. I distinctly remember how my mom thought that it was somehow very interesting (idk prob cute or so) that I woke up talked to myself and sucked on my big toe.

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