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- Thu, 12 May 2022 12:17:14 EST CNfu6Cb7 No.5216110
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BRAZIL HERE!!!!!! 29 LAPS AROUND THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!! PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ReubenGunkinhall.cfml - Thu, 12 May 2022 12:43:48 EST 6rGVBYCA No.5216113 Reply
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BIRTHDAYS EVERYWHERE
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Martin Freeman - Thu, 12 May 2022 16:32:33 EST sae7oP+k No.5216119 Reply
Dude, where in Brazil do you live? I'm in Florianópolis
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RebeccaDregglekick.lab - Thu, 12 May 2022 17:26:18 EST CNfu6Cb7 No.5216122 Reply
>>5216119
Brasília! Um dia passo aí em Floripa pra gente enrolar um tabaco massa e fudê até o talo.
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Aqua Admin Ebenezer - Thu, 12 May 2022 20:34:59 EST B37LOQ+s No.5216128 Reply
Hope you get to pet a lot of chihuahuas Brazil
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Naomi Hunter - Thu, 12 May 2022 23:15:02 EST 7Tu5xJHT No.5216130 Reply
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>>5216128
i only ever pet one (1) chihuahua
thanks for the wishes, I could use more chihuahua petting in my life xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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EdwardTurveyfield.swp - Fri, 13 May 2022 01:37:17 EST uD+pUnio No.5216143 Reply
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>>5216130
They're just about the worst dog. Poor fuckers, they are just a mess, and they're always cold, too.

What would you do if some lady with mirrored sunglasses and a gold-plated bracelet 10 times your height made you stand around naked all day, shivering, and sometimes picked you up right off the ground without warning and shouted at you, then put you down, strapped a chain around your neck, and then started walking, jerking you by your neck as you fail to catch up with your tiny legs?

Chihuahuas are slave animals. They are literally the slave class of pet, though more of a sex slave/pleasure slave in that they don't do any work other than exist in their miserable fucking state.

Someone should craft a terminal virus that transmits only through something specific to the chihuahua, and put every single one out of its misery. Ideally, make its body also leak fumes that would kill its owner of mysterious causes within 15-120 days.
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Stephen Hawking - Fri, 13 May 2022 06:28:46 EST Mm4KA1dA No.5216159 Reply
Brazil doesn't come here anymore.
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Jean-Georges Vongerichten - Fri, 13 May 2022 06:54:55 EST rjbv9ixr No.5216167 Reply
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Fuck yeah! My birthday today - I'm a lap behind you, just starting my 29th. Hope it was a SLAYER birthday OP.

This place needs more moar SLAYER.
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Salon Maiden Hugh - Fri, 13 May 2022 13:14:03 EST zuSDP81r No.5216184 Reply
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>>5216143ver
y cool but if i had a chihuahua id treat them right, id not be a bourgeois madam, id be a cool dad

>>5216150
what a cool motorcycle
>>5216159
i do but i dont post as much because im rly busy and i have to keep a low profile because drworm isnt fooling around

>>5216167happy day of birth!!!!!!!!!!!!


>>5216180thank u, lov
ely virginal individual
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Jeff Curan - Fri, 13 May 2022 13:37:19 EST iVg5Jk9h No.5216185 Reply
>>5216184
>i have to keep a low profile
Like...maintain only one thread at a time? What if that was just your profile?
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Medium Clara - Fri, 13 May 2022 17:44:44 EST 1CD32Wto No.5216198 Reply
>>5216185what if the world was made of pudding
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Raymond Blanc - Fri, 13 May 2022 18:26:13 EST Zux32zrg No.5216206 Reply
>>5216198
Now these are the hard-hitting questions I can get behind, and on top of, and inside of.
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