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> just in case 420 is finally killIf this is the just in case thread I guess I should finally post this deep cum episode transcript I stole from the bark web
Please don't ban me for this OC, I am a good boy, I don't want to spend another 20 in the jenkem chamber
N: Are you special, or are you, MEGA special?
S: what do you mean
N Come one dude, right there, on the cereal box
S: oh right
N: Don't you oh right me you lil bitch ass homo nigga, I'll highjack your mic jack with the virtuStavros again for real
S: oh come on I wasn't that dismissive, also so what I'm gay, I was gay before everybody else of the cool homos in school
N: Whatever man
N: So as I was saying, there's this you know, retarded kid, and he's in the ad
N: Shut up Stav, so as I was saying, this retarted kid you know, looks at the camera, slowly
S: mh yeah?
N: I told you to shut. Up. He looks. At. The camera. Fuck off stav stop trying to suck my dick
S: dont lie to the fans Nick, I'd never suck your dick. I'd only chew on it. Like a dog with prey it'd rather kill every single master than let go
N: That's nice stav but please keep your full thousand isle lubed cumfoodickorifice from my dick or I swear I'll impregnate your sister with my seed
S: fine dude but dont tell me you regret missing out later
N: So this retarded kid looks at the camera, eyes glazed over by lightears ahead of any mortal standard issue human being
S: go on...
N: He opens his mouth slightly, a dribble of spooling of spit almost strings down to the floor, but instead just pools barely on his bottom lip
N: He stares into the spaces only ever imagined by imaginary people in series like The Star Trek shoutouts to zuckerberg social internet dude
S: hell yeah
N: Whatever, somebody from off camera pokes him a bit at the shoulder, and he refocuses his eye onto some other vague undefined point
N: But he does remember, he's here to do business, now he's in his fucking mind temple running aether tokens through the shameframes
S: go on...
N: He gathers his fleshhood, breathes in, and speaks in a theatrical grandiose manner, spitlets gubbling at the seams of his exterior
N: The words he speaks go ;
N: " Are you, special ? "
N: " Or are you, MEGA special? "
S: fuck yeah
N: Hey man no swearing virsta- I mean Stav my dear old friend, this is a mormon after dinner podcast y'know
S: dont mention it, cum mcFree
- *barely audible* I told you I'd switch on the virstav if you kept being a suckfiend dude I told you so many times but ooohhhhh you couldnt suck any other dickskin than mine could you you big old cumfart hysteric
* coughs * Now.... Where...
Right. Way to ruin a fucking flow stav.
N: So uhh... The retard or whatever goes, are you special, or... MEGA special.
N: Y'know, and he takes out the carton of kellogs branded anti masturbation aid for oral use only, Ay Kay Ay the special k flakes, into view.
S: which kind?
S: which kind of special K flake? Red Berry? Cumnut? Fudgepacked snugglebuns?
N: Well fuck I dont know, does it make a difference for a retard?
N: Are retards capable of telling sweet crunchy materials apart from another?
S: now that you mention it, forget I even asked about it, I concur, it was not an important point
N: But now I'm thinking about all these kinds of flakes the retard could hold dude. Fuck you dude.
S: always a pleasure
N: I can never win with you, can I anymore?
N: You're too good for me stav, you're too damn good.
N: At being gay.
S: i dont know what to say, i guess i'm a natural
N: But, instead of the "ad" finishing, instead it just continues, the retard is standing there, being retarded in all his glory.
S: why isn't it a retardina?
N: ...and he, wait, did I skip a part?
S: wait this isnt improvised?
N: Of course it is stav, it's not like I'm some kind of text automata applying pretermined shapes of patterns into place for the correct recurrence ambient tone manifests into the ever resonant super retardant event manifolder
S: i thought it was mega
N: Fuck you dude, its whatever I want it to be baby boy pig and ploy, gonna truck your ass into a serpents toy
S: hell yeah dude
S: go on...
S: hell yeah dude
S: hell y~
B: fuck it got stuck again User is currently banned from all boards