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WEED IS LEGAL IN CANADA! Live 420chan Q&A and Site Merchandise Giveaways on Stream

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Oui by Shit Bravingnodging - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 21:18:12 EST ID:8p2v+lXX No.146410 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So cute my autoflower
Shit Bravingnodging - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 21:25:48 EST ID:8p2v+lXX No.146411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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balcony grow by Shit Bravingnodging - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 21:09:39 EST ID:8p2v+lXX No.146405 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My first grow

Lemon Haze

Imspired by Don Carlos
Shit Bravingnodging - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 21:10:59 EST ID:8p2v+lXX No.146406 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Shit Bravingnodging - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 21:12:28 EST ID:8p2v+lXX No.146407 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Shit Bravingnodging - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 21:13:50 EST ID:8p2v+lXX No.146408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Shit Bravingnodging - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 21:15:24 EST ID:8p2v+lXX No.146409 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Outdoor Grow 2017 by Beatrice Pittman - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 14:12:07 EST ID:PxPD5bNp No.144937 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello there fellow green fingered nerds.
Gonna do a loose grow log and hopefully entertain you bunch of degenerates.

This year i'm growing 7 plants. All femenized seeds from a selection of banks.

G13 Haze from barneys farm x3
Jack herrer from greenhouse seeds x1
The church from Greenhouse x1
Cinderella 99, seedbank unknown x2

They popped out of the soil end of april. Using 8ltr water containers for watering, watering each one around 3.4 litres of water daily. Feeding pretty much daily.

Using Hesi neuts and have used the hesi soil neut chart as a rough guide.

They're growing on a roof terrace and I use LST and super topping methods as we have neighbors.
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Albert Febblepudge - Fri, 12 Oct 2018 01:17:01 EST ID:B0kZyQRI No.146385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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this is my weed
Doris Fuckleway - Fri, 19 Oct 2018 18:19:56 EST ID:28BlOY0S No.146396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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balericbro must have died of a weed overdose or something, or maybe he'll show up and post up some pot plant pics for us all to look at.
until then here is a pic of mine
Walter Pepperwater - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 03:20:55 EST ID:28BlOY0S No.146402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I bred the seeds for the plant in >>146318
I grew out that one and a sister. I started 10 seeds and 6 made it to August, I kept the two early flowering females because shit that doesn't start flowering by the first week of August doesn't work good outdoor where I live. I held on to the other 4 hoping for a male, but didn't get one so I killed them all except the two early ones. Made seeds on one of the two with some other males. I just got done trimming them two plants and the one I didn't make seeds with had exactly the flavor I was aiming at when I made that seed batch. The one I did make seeds with is unquestionably the worst smelling pot plant i've ever grown. Its like mildew, toothpaste and margarita vomit. The one I didn't make seeds on tastes like the fresh fruit that they serve to god in heaven, like some long lost gift from above that vanished with the garden of eden.
pic unrelated
Reuben Bobberwell - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 11:48:08 EST ID:ef1tcmWF No.146403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Damn, I wish I had somewhere to do this. Then again, I would probably never take the risk to do something this big outdoors unless it was legal. You can probably make a ton of money this way though.
Reuben Bobberwell - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 13:58:06 EST ID:ef1tcmWF No.146404 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What generation is it? What traits are you selecting for? What parent strains did you start with?

Spider plant is dying by Shitting Sattingbanks - Sun, 09 Sep 2018 12:58:16 EST ID:i6FcVK3v No.146307 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I bought a couple houseplants off of Amazon and this spider plant arrived looking a little sorry for itself. There were some brown leaves and it just didn't look that healthy. It's been 2 weeks and this pic is what it looks like now. Is there anything I can do to nurse this thing back to health?
Albert Huzzleledging - Sun, 09 Sep 2018 16:39:43 EST ID:ol/Sob4l No.146308 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It looks like the base is fucked
remove everything dead and give it only water
spider plants are sensitive to fertilizer
William Nicklefuck - Sat, 20 Oct 2018 13:38:27 EST ID:WvFhzMaK No.146398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
All succulents are vulnerable to overwatering, be wary not to overdo it
Fucking Pizzlechurk - Sat, 20 Oct 2018 16:48:45 EST ID:28BlOY0S No.146400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is /crops/, its a board for people who are growing to harvest drugs. Can you get high off of spider plants? If not then maybe this thread is more /b/ material.
William Fanworth - Sat, 20 Oct 2018 23:36:46 EST ID:B0kZyQRI No.146401 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can probably extract DMT from spider plants

Cannabis Growing Problem - Require Diagnosis by Samuel Sabblewut - Sat, 29 Sep 2018 12:16:19 EST ID:rlpvIPf2 No.146342 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Something is eating my beloved ones. The leaves are getting tiny black spots and discoloured/damaged areas. Pics in the comments. It is feminized WW 3 weeks of 12/12 lights. The disease seems to attack all leaves, could it be spider mite? I have read all the tutorials and didnt find definitive answer.
I ask for advice of more experienced growers, help
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Samuel Sabblewut - Sat, 29 Sep 2018 12:20:41 EST ID:rlpvIPf2 No.146344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Shitting Lightspear - Sat, 29 Sep 2018 21:15:47 EST ID:B0kZyQRI No.146345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
leaf miner, spider mites, or very small drug addicts. if you can get a sharper closeup and you have spider mites you might be able to photo graph them and solve your mystery.
Sidney Grandshit - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 05:17:43 EST ID:5ZH1La2e No.146374 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Get some fossil dust and spread them in a circle around your plants when you start your growing season. If you're using a greenhouse spread it around the outside of the greenhouse instead. Buy ladybugs, 1500 for outdoors and 100 for greenhouses. A solution of water and soap spread on your plants leafs before you release ladybugs will kill off most any problem you have with insects.
If it's indoors use straight lemon juice or simply have a fan blow on it directly.
Sophie Lightridge - Sat, 20 Oct 2018 10:39:12 EST ID:mKqBLAz/ No.146397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Leaf miners.
They're a real bitch to deal with since most safe pesticides don't kill them.
All I really do is spray the plants down with insecticidal soap or Neem Oil and cut off the effected leaves. If the plant is still in veg, it should be fine after a bit of recovery time. Wash the leaves the next day and try to get rid as much of that honeydew as you possibly can. Do this once a week or more and you should see improvement fairly quickly.
I also crush the effected areas between my fingers, which can damage the leaves but since the little fucks already destroying the leaf, it's not that much of a problem. Just killing the miners by crushing them can slow the spread of an infection.
Just make sure you remove the worst effected leaves. It's better to wait a few more weeks than lose an entire plant to a pest that won't go away.
Spinosad apparently works against them, but I've never seen it sold at any retail shops.
John Segglespear - Sat, 20 Oct 2018 14:28:55 EST ID:ef1tcmWF No.146399 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yup, looks like spider mites. Leaf miners leave damage that looks different but this is pretty typical of spider mites. They look like tiny black dots and leave behind little white spots like that at first. Take the plant outside and remove anything heavily affected, then spray it down real good with a powerful enough jet of water that it will knock them off, then spray on some sort of repellent or killer designed for them. They like to hang out on the undersides of leaves so make sure to spray that real good. The eggs are harder to kill so make sure to keep using the insecticide regularly even after it seems like they're all gone so you kill anything that hatches.

Turn An Aquarium into indoor grow by LordVic !6I0QtMh0ew - Sun, 14 Oct 2018 12:31:46 EST ID:G10NBE+W No.146390 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi Everyone!

With Cannabis legalization coming in a few days here in Canuckistan, I wanted to get started with my own home grown.

I've got a 40 Gallon standard aquarium, with hood and light. I'm looking to hopefully repurpose these into my grow spot.

Looking for ideas on how to set it up. what sort of light I should try and find for it (Currently has a UVB from previous occupant), what sort of seeds to grow (Drawf? Something that will remain in this aquarium till harvest with ok yeilds (Winter is coming, outdoors will be next year).
Eliza Billinglock - Mon, 15 Oct 2018 19:15:36 EST ID:ef1tcmWF No.146391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if it's legal why the fuck would you grow inside of a tiny box? It will come out small and shitty. If you want good weed you need a bright light. Get one of these cheap chinese LED arrays and give it an entire closet. I got one that works like a charm.

The more light the danker your weed will be. You'd be better off just putting it outside if you're going to use a weak shitty light. Spectrum is important, any old light won't work nearly as well and will be highly inefficient compared to a light with a custom spectrum designed for growing plants.
LordVic !6I0QtMh0ew - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 17:16:31 EST ID:G10NBE+W No.146394 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Thanks for the reply.

  1. "Tiny Box" because of limited space indoors. Trying to maximize the existing spaces and tools I may already have at hand. If using an Aquarium is so ridiculous an idea, than so be it, I Am not apposed to anything else.

I Understand what you mean entirely by light. If Full spectrum UVB isn't enough and one of those light "pods" are recommended, i'm willing to buy. You say the one you linked as "Cheap Chinese" though. What's the lifespan on these? Would buying a better quality one be worth while? I'm a cheap ass, but I hope to have whatever setup usable year round for a few years.

now if the aquarium thing just is a no go, Than i'd need other options for a fairly contained grow enclosure. I have pets, so having it in an enclosure is a must to keep them out (They can't get into the Aquarium i've got as an example).

New to the grow scene. if it weren't for winter, i'd be doing this outdoors for my first grow (since I've got garden space)
Ian Sinkinstone - Thu, 18 Oct 2018 20:03:18 EST ID:ef1tcmWF No.146395 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Unfortunately I have no idea what the longevity of any given light you purchase will be. I bought my light off ebay a few years back and it looks almost exactly the same and it worked well but I've only used it for one grow so far. They seem to be pretty simple devices for the most part though, just some LEDs and a couple of computer fans in a case to keep things cool. Even if a few LEDs crap out on you, the rest should work just fine.

As far as needing an enclosed space goes, you certainly can grow in a 40 gallon aquarium but it won't be ideal for several reasons, first off, it's just too small. Remember you need to grow the plant in something, so you'll need a pot of some kind, that leaves you with very little vertical room for the plant itself. Marijuana plants stretch upwards vertically during the first few weeks of flowering and usually double or even triple in height, so even if you start flowing with a tiny plant, you will run out of vertical room. You will also need good air flow which means you will need to put a fan in the aquarium further reducing your space for the plant. You're going to take a minimum of 2 months to grow even the fastest flowering strains but a plant that fits in a container that size won't produce more than an ounce tops and that's with lots of work to manage the canopy. As a rookie in a space that small you're likely to get almost nothing for your efforts. Simply growing in a larger space will make the wait more worth it because you get more bud.

Another reason it's not ideal is because the clear sides will let out all your light. Ideally the sides of your grow chamber should be an extremely low gloss (matte/flat) white paint with high reflectivity because white paint reflects all spectra of light. Most ceiling paint fits the bill. Specially designed reflective materials like mylar will also work. If you're planning to use the light in the aquarium I doubt it will be powerful enough to grow good weed, and when it comes to spectrum it's not a matter of whether you have enough of the spectrum, but rather whether it's optimized for plant growth. Weed needs mostly blue and red light with smaller amounts of UV bei…
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pretty but it smells like great prefume by duckman - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 00:36:12 EST ID:9i8bVmG5 No.146392 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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hey folks my cannaplants are looking good but they seem to be making pop corn buds (the bud sites are small little clumps but it fails to grow as a thingy properly) its purpleing around the top of the cola its an unidentified strain from street acquired seeds so im not sure if thats natural for it, personally i suspect it just to be cold stress. it had some mild root rot that ive fixed and its in a small pot. by it i mean the crop. basically theyre doin good but they smell like faint flowers. i havent grown successfully before so i could imagine frying it and getting the water weight out would make the smell less diluted but idk. ipleae let me know what might be up cause im lost here man
Charles Fuckingford - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 05:05:02 EST ID:OtbODfnq No.146393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
post pics

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Do my plants look healthy for 29 days of flowering? (not exactly 29 days, actually - I just switched to 12/12 27 days ago). Also is it OK that dozens of the lower leaves started to wither and fall off since my plants started to bloom? Should I worry about it or it's a natural thing?
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Phoebe Drurrylit - Mon, 01 Oct 2018 14:00:11 EST ID:vrKpl0HC No.146365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>and are now worse than useless.

You can smoke them...
Shitting Sanningstitch - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 02:37:11 EST ID:HwosKtR0 No.146368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>smoking leaves
I guess its a step up from resin?

I like to leave my bottom leaves on for outdoor though because the plant can still reuse the nutrients from those fan leaves. After the second week of flower most of my lower leaves that aren't getting sunlight turn yellow die as the nutrients are rerouted to the new colas. I grow in plain organic soil without a whole lot of additives and they appreciate that extra boost.
Walter Mittingwot - Fri, 12 Oct 2018 05:51:19 EST ID:WmMVwVjQ No.146386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I agree with removing leaves that would inhibit air flow, but the plant needs the leaves for photosynthesis. Leaves don't 'cost energy' they provide it.
Cyril Fanworth - Sat, 13 Oct 2018 07:49:57 EST ID:cXs4G4oR No.146388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Leaves that don't receive any light don't provide photosynthesis though, they're just dead weight. Plus snipping them off gives your plants a little spook, so they'll grow bigger buds because they're afraid of dying.

Kinda fucked up, now that I think about it.

Anyway holy shit OP I thought my first photoperiod grow was going pretty well but god damn I have a tiny shitty dwarf plant compared to your ubermensch stalks. Dang.
Charles Macklebit - Sat, 13 Oct 2018 14:23:33 EST ID:ef1tcmWF No.146389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
True, they're not completely useless. I've gotten high from vaping just van leaves before, not even any sugar leaves. It's a myth that they contain no THC, but they don't contain that much. Probably best to use for cooking. You can blend up the entire plant, then throw it in a crock pot with a few quarts of some water and coconut oil for a few hours then put it in the fridge and scoop up all the solidified coconut oil and throw the rest away.

The plants xylem moves water and nutrients from the roots up into the rest of the plant. The leaves need these nutrients in order to photosynthesize. The phloem moves glucose and amino acids that are produced from the leaves during photosynthesis to other areas of the plant that need them because they are growing like branches, new leaves or flowers. These are both physical passageways and there's a limited amount of space in those passageways. People do stuff like LST and HST (supercropping) in order to widen the stems and widen these passageways so the plant can take up more nutrients and water.

Your lower leaves on a mature plant are the ones that formed earliest, their phloem, the passageways that take the sugars produced by the leaf where they're needed, are connected to the lower branches. Each successive level of leaves during vegetation is connected to the branches that are farther up. Once it comes time for the plant to begin flowering, it puts out leaves that connect their phloem to the flower sites rather than the branches.

Some rerouting of nutrients can be done and the lower branches can contribute some sugars to the lower bud sites, but they will do so extremely inefficiently because the physical passageways simply aren't connected strongly. In order to keep them alive the plant needs to continue to move water and nutrients through the xylem to those lower leaves, but since there's a limited amount that it can move through these passageways, that means the upper bud sites get less water and nutrients. Once the plant is done with its vegetative growth and has reached its final height after the stretch, the lower branches no longer need any nutrients because they're not growing anym…
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My Harvest by Clara Nevingbore - Sun, 30 Sep 2018 10:21:11 EST ID:8/iKQyfY No.146351 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Newbie indoor Bubba Kush.
Did I done good?
Reuben Pottingbut - Sun, 30 Sep 2018 12:28:19 EST ID:28BlOY0S No.146353 Ignore Report Quick Reply
why the fuck are you asking us, faggot? smoke some and you'll know. only thing i can tell from your photo is that your camera is shit.
Walter Mittingwot - Fri, 12 Oct 2018 05:53:13 EST ID:WmMVwVjQ No.146387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Looks good, but by the silver sheen I would have given it an extra week of flowering. But this is also up to personal preference.

the mushroom thread by Nathaniel Girringmen - Sun, 23 Sep 2018 10:31:09 EST ID:Az88fn/6 No.146320 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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have you grown mushrooms? are you going mushrooms at the moment? post your shit, i'm interested! i'm on my 4th or 5th grow now, had a bit of a hiatus/depressed laziness so this took a while to get going but anways...

i'll post a few pics of my project that i started on the 12th of this month (cambodian spore syringe i made from a print)

here's the pf cakes i made
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Ernest Craffingdan - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 12:08:55 EST ID:Az88fn/6 No.146380 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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oh and also talking about running out of space, i made these two yesterday, they are 3-4 liters ABOUT (the current fruiting trays were 1,5L i think)
also made 40ml more of dat grain liquid culture, gonna have to get me some more jars, renew the old filter lids on them and do my first monotub
if i had a drill i'd just make new shotgun fruiting chambers but no

i'll probably post the yield on the weekend when i harvest, if i can borrow a scale from somewhere (this time i wasn't prepared with that)
Ernest Craffingdan - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 12:14:03 EST ID:Az88fn/6 No.146381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i don't fan at all nor did i even bother with a grow light this time, that 2700k bulb makes my room look like a dentist's office or something

not mutants but some pf cakes i left in the jar for a bit too long
Ernest Craffingdan - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 18:53:48 EST ID:Az88fn/6 No.146382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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guess i'll be getting a sporegasm tonight, harvest today/tomorrow
>>146379 they sure grow fast, like mushrooms during a rainstorm!
Ernest Clablingfodging - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 20:18:46 EST ID:Az88fn/6 No.146383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i meant 6500k, goddamn
here's a fly agaric looking mothafucka from the past
Albert Febblepudge - Fri, 12 Oct 2018 01:01:40 EST ID:B0kZyQRI No.146384 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Great looking grow, thanks for the pictures.

Finding a place to grow by Martin Dorryway - Wed, 29 Aug 2018 22:02:06 EST ID:+W+NnLuT No.146290 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been wanting to grow my own green for a while now but i'm too pussy to actually start.
I don't have much room in my house, and its above a business on a main street in whiteass suburbs. is there any way i could find a place outside to grow? would growing deep in the fucking woods work?
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Eugene Wezzlebane - Thu, 06 Sep 2018 01:12:36 EST ID:3cvBQsis No.146301 Ignore Report Quick Reply
some day soon maybe we'll all be doing our guerrilla planting remotely using drones and google maps
John Hommermot - Sat, 08 Sep 2018 17:24:36 EST ID:HswHWEj2 No.146305 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ha. Go and look, the images dont represent how obscured the area is on foot
Jarvis Fiblingsark - Sat, 15 Sep 2018 01:01:19 EST ID:uVpXj+Te No.146313 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It does, however, give u one an idea of the view from a helicopter
Squindillious Gooch - Mon, 01 Oct 2018 22:51:49 EST ID:+W+NnLuT No.146367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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talk with the park ranger, offer him a handjob or bj if youre feeling adventurous.
ask him if its aight, then proceed to suck him off every other week as a form of rent, hell maybe even smoke together who knows. Bf AND Weed? fuck yes.
Doris Clablingdog - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 16:54:41 EST ID:5ZH1La2e No.146373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bad idea. Park rangers aren't who you have to worry about, state fish and game police are. They're state police and make over $100k + benefits in most states so bribing them will not ever work. They're also usually people who have learned to hate all manner of druggies with a passion thanks to vagrant faggots and shitty cartel beaners planting tons of weed in a forest they've been struggling to keep healthy and happy for years.
Also if they find your grow out in the woods sometimes they'll just sit there and wait for days until you come back because they can afford the time and energy to do so being part of the state police.
If your grow is big enough they'll straight up shoot you since most large grows are owned by gangs and are heavily armed.
Furthermore since it's on federal land you get to serve federal prison time and come under federal and state jurisdiction; you will be fucked in all holes both literally and figuratively for a long ass time.
Far safer and less hassle to just make some closet space.

Practicing growing weed by Archie Gundleway - Fri, 28 Sep 2018 04:17:00 EST ID:Q/+Sq8VJ No.146337 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been exploring different paths for my life, and one of my ideas is that when I finish up my Air Force enlistment in 2 years, I want to back to my home state of Colorado and start growing weed in the hopes of starting a recreational marijuana business with some friends of mine. I've pirated a couple of basic botany/horticulture books and some marijuana growing books as well and have started reading up on them, but I know the best way to get good at something is by doing it.

Unfortunately, I am stationed in Oklahoma, where marijuana isn't completely legal. My question is: What is the closest plant I can grow that's most similar to marijuana as far as the growing process goes? Should I just learn to grow random foods like tomatoes and shit? I just want to know what would have the most carryover knowledge-wise.

Also, since medical marijuana laws have relaxed a bit in Oklahoma, I was considering contacting any local dispensaries near me and asking if their grower would consider the possibility of an apprenticeship with them, even if it's just doing shitty grunt work/manual labor and only learning a few small things as I go. Is it unrealistic to expect a yes? Like would that be weird or is there a better way to go about it?
Graham Moshbare - Fri, 28 Sep 2018 20:34:57 EST ID:ZE+rIkHU No.146338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hops would be a good guess, but if you want to show off your growing skills just do something showy and post pictures of it to IG until you become a reputed horticultural expert. epcot tomato tree is a good example. if you were the guy who grew that anyone would hire you to grow cannabis. do they have legal hemp growing in OK?
Molly Sorringpadging - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 16:02:53 EST ID:F5Zo2jXE No.146370 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not trying to be a dickhead but it's borderline impossible to enter the recreational market in Colorado. These guys who are leading it have been illegally growing for decades. These guys are master growers who produce some of the best cannabis in the country. Honestly you're better off distributing in Oklahoma where an ounce goes for $300-350. In Colorado, growers sell pounds for $1000-1200, and just to produce one pound you'll need several plants. It's not much of a cash crop if you're trying to sell in Colorado.
Barnaby Peffingwater - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 00:20:25 EST ID:B0kZyQRI No.146371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
stop with that bullshit about "master growers" and all the fuckrot. its not true. commercially produced shit that isn't intended for someone's personal stash isn't grown well, its grown economically with the least care needed to meet the minimum standards for the market being targeted. my outdoor homegrown is better than almost any bud that you'll ever see for sale commercially. and its not like there aren't a billion localities that haven't legalized growing yet, there will be opportunities in the production field for years and years.

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Please be descriptive with report notes,
this helps staff resolve issues quicker.