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Why does he wear the hat?

- Wed, 13 Mar 2019 22:35:41 EST 3CIfYXr8 No.157533
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who is hatman
William Wollerhad - Thu, 14 Mar 2019 07:00:51 EST 5D4me2Ee No.157536 Reply
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nobody cared, who i was, before i put on the hat
Esther Gozzlespear - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 06:09:14 EST w4GUAs86 No.157551 Reply
No, it would revel his horrifying visage, the blackness disappears with the hat taken off, and what you see is a ghastly pale figure that's slightly transparent and has a blue and pink blur outline, very similar to the video game Manhunt's cover

He's got a ogre ear type of ridge sticking out the top of his head and two more on each sides of the temple area, he's got a severely bruised cheek and dark shadowy eyes that have a blank stare with his eyelids protruding, resembling a horse's eye shape, with very thick and bushy eyelashes, his nose is very long and appears to be skinless, his mouth is full of jagged teeth and very large incisors that reach to the bottom lip, and inside his mouth is putrid dark red as if filled with congealed blood, his ears are long and have a slight point at the top.

His upper body has his ribs bleeding through his skin, as if he was heavily malnourished, but with a large body frame, there are circular lesions spotted on his chest.

His lower body however is shrouded by a very deep black smoke.
Wesley Chenkinman - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 14:43:38 EST vkYvA1Hy No.157581 Reply
his lower body however is shrouded by the fact that u got bored writing this post
Edward Chommerstire - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 06:18:10 EST w4GUAs86 No.157618 Reply
What do you expect? It's hard for me to continue when I'm fully delirious.
Simon Dartford - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 14:21:26 EST 0BCfEQ5o No.157622 Reply
I deli'd for YEARS and never saw a man in a hat. I started before Breaking Bad came out but I think the younger crowd here is only seeing Bryan Cranston while deli'd. I got into it after reading tons of Erowid reports. What I hallucinated was largely influenced by what I had read about DPH. It's intriguing because after years of using I discovered that I could manipulate my visual hallucinations by holding focus intently on an idea. That idea, if held long enough during the trip will manifest itself.
Filth - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 18:21:09 EST OgWsie22 No.157624 Reply
Because the hat makes him shady
He is the real[/i] slim shady
Especially when the hat and coat come off
Fuck Baffingfoot - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 14:13:29 EST 0BCfEQ5o No.157641 Reply
I'm deli hatman yes I'm the real hatman
All you other shady hat men are just flaccid fappin'
Won't the real hatman please say, "wut?"
Please say what?
Free range drugs
Pink shaped buzz
G string thugs
A whole NEET bedroom full of pee-stained jugs
Pee-stained jugs
Pee-stained jugs
Isabella Pettingstitch - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 21:41:52 EST DNZ2NpYO No.157653 Reply
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>Why does he wear the hat?

He wears a fedora because he likes bitching on circlejerk about how he keeps getting friendzoned and that he doesn't understand why people think it's creepy for him to stand in the corner of some girls room because he is just guarding her at night from burglars.

He also wears it because he posts long winded rants mocking organized religion and complains about how stupid people are for thinking he's a demon because "only idiots think demons are a real thing."
Emma Shakefuck - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 04:25:18 EST o+2gsoNR No.157657 Reply
because it masks his face and its easier for the brain to picture a shadow-hat than to construct a whole face. hallucinations are hella interesting
Beatrice Pickshaw - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 15:20:10 EST slc57Pio No.157662 Reply
Hatman is Oni's best friend
Isabella Smallman - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 03:33:42 EST gwqk5l7l No.157667 Reply
He's a fucking bitch, that's who. I'm deadass gonna throw hands with this jolly african-american.
YEETHe's a fucking bitch, that's who. I'm deadass gonna throw hands with this jolly african-american.
YEETHe's a fucking bitch, that's who. I'm deadass gonna throw hands with this jolly african-american.
YEETHe's a fucking bitch, that's who. I'm deadass gonna throw hands with this jolly african-american.
YEETHe's a fucking bitch, who. I'm deadass gonna throw hands with this jolly african-american.
Lydia Chittinghall - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 08:38:20 EST 1w8uPfoN No.157669 Reply
You are gonna ****ing lose! You mother ****ing worthless **** sucker!
Barnaby Berringmatch - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 20:24:42 EST AmQdJaGy No.157685 Reply
i do legit wanna hear a story of someone charging into this fucker while they are high as dog shit on benadryl lol. the whole story is just creepy to me. is he a benedryl demon or something?
Phyllis Fandernidge - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 02:48:01 EST RorbcP9b No.157686 Reply
I believe around 5:00pm I made the decision to take 700 milligrams of diphenhydramine (28 pills). I counted the pills out on the palm of my hand, popped them in my mouth and washed them down with a little bit of water. I then sat on the couch petting my dog waiting for it to hit. As the dph kicked in there were bugs crawling on the walls and i really had to piss. I got up went to the bathroom and sat on the toilet. I then took out my pocket knife examined it for a bit and then made a cut on my left thigh but i couldn’t feel it and i had no idea what blood was. I scraped the blood onto the edge of the knife and took a picture of it sent it to my brother asking something like “what is this?” I was so fascinated by blood it looked like jelly and tasted like shit and it was oozing out of my leg so i made another larger cut still unable to feel it as i watched the blood seep out of my leg. I sat in the bathroom for a while then wanted to go to bed so naturally i made my way to my bedroom. I opened the door to my bedroom and saw a woman sitting on my bed like brushing her hair or something. I said “oh sorry” thinking i just walked in her room then shut the door not thinking much of it i made my way down the hallway, while passing my bathroom i looked and saw my brothers cat sitting in the windowsill of my bathroom. I continued down the hall to my living room and sat down by my dog.

After sitting down i started texting my brother about how i felt ‘more better’ than usual i texted him for a while but the letters on my phones keyboard were shifting and getting blurry every time I’d use it so i told him i was going to walk my dog at about 11pm in a snow storm and stupidly thats what i did. I put her coat on and put on my coat and we walked down my backyard alongside a factory behind my house as we got towards the front of the factory my dog stops and stares ahead, her ears down looking towards a streetlight in the empty parking lot. This got my attention so i looked in the direction she was looking and standing under the streetlight was who i believe is known as the Hatman. This struck fear into the very core of my being. Seeing what i can only describe as a pure evil man dressed in all black and a black hat on no features were visible from where we were standing but we just stared at him for what felt like forever but was probably less than a minute. Then my dog turns around and sprints back so i run with her as fast as i fucking can, as i’m running i looked back and he was still standing there watching us. Next thing i knew i was inside sitting with my dog. At this point i believe i blacked out because i don’t remember anything after this except that i guess i talked to my parents for a while that night because i remember my mom mentioning my saying something that night. I can’t remember what though.
Ebenezer Blorrychit - Sat, 29 Jun 2019 22:41:37 EST cGbLWH1b No.158008 Reply
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I want to talk to hatman, how do I do it?
Sidney Duckfield - Sun, 30 Jun 2019 11:46:39 EST 0uXbJh/p No.158010 Reply
personally, i think he just enjoys watching us jerk off while del'd as fuck
Martin Bucklestock - Sun, 07 Jul 2019 16:04:27 EST UgC+8EFS No.158033 Reply
I think hatman is a trope subtly embedded in many people's subconscious. Maybe when you were a toddler you caught a glimpse of a noir film on TV and you saw the silhouette of a man in a hat and trench coat. Or maybe you saw a cartoon portraying or parodying a character wearing similar garb, like from Spy vs. Spy. You can't consciously remember where you picked this character up, it probably didn't even come from one place but was gradually added to.
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 14:52:24 EST DKCMVZwH No.158036 Reply
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i pput on the hat
i am the heatman;

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