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Powdered urine kit

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- Sat, 29 Feb 2020 07:51:37 EST bWmEQ3nl No.30932
File: 1582980697910.jpg -(55989B / 54.68KB, 905x707) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Powdered urine kit
So I just bought one of these powdered urine kits (real urine, not synthetic) and I was wondering if anyone here has any experience with them?
My own research tells me they're legit but I'd appreciate some input from someone here.
Nathaniel Buzzwell - Mon, 02 Mar 2020 11:06:49 EST P1TX8bNd No.30938 Reply
Nothing beats the taste of the real thing.

Urine test and QCarbo

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- Thu, 16 Jan 2020 09:32:40 EST HxysIUN4 No.30823
File: 1579185160438.jpg -(78235B / 76.40KB, 783x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Urine test and QCarbo
Anyone ever used QCarbo to try and pass a drug test?

I have a urine test today and the last time I smoked was 4 days ago so there's no I can pass naturally. Qcarbo 20 was the only detox drink I was able to get on short notice. I know the odds aren't the best with QCarbo but it's my last line of defense.

Since this board moves slow I suspect I'll most likely be updating this after most likely fail.
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m - Fri, 14 Feb 2020 00:31:37 EST w0idoX9F No.30905 Reply
There's no detox drink I'd trust with my life unless I only smoked a max of like just 0.5g per week and only on 1-2 days per week max. Even then, use either someone else's clean piss that's under 12 hours old with the hand warmers no microwave, or just use the newest edition of Quick Fix that's available from a reputable web site or local store, and be sure to call the company and verify the serial #/info on back is correct, newest edition or maybe the 1 before it, and doesn't expire before you'll need to use it.

I can't fake my piss tests as they test for what I'm scripted as well, but I'm only tested every 30 days, usually every 90 days. Unfortunately, the test limit is 10ng/ml, 5x more sensitive than normal tests, so realistically I have to only use like twice a month and wait at least one whole month before the test detoxing and still need to chug water take creatine and dilute the sample. So basically it's not worth doing.


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- Fri, 31 Jan 2020 06:25:19 EST VX0tZUmX No.30854
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>No fap
No issues
>Quit smoking
Difficult but okay, just used to the rhytm which is the jardest part
>Quit weed
Took almost no effort
>Started doing cocaine.

If I have no issues with most drugs will this finally be the one to fuck me up? Any regular users of cocaine care to share whether they are addicted or not and how and why? And how difficult would it be able to kick after 5 months of 2 grams a week? I doubt I'll get any physical effects.
Esther Chesslehood - Sat, 01 Feb 2020 08:33:35 EST NXWMINeU No.30860 Reply

I dont know how but my reply ended up in that bot thread. Bumping with >>30859 (pun sort of intended)
Charlotte Drullybanks - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 03:53:16 EST 7PmVbQ9w No.30903 Reply
Depends man, usually you'll know when you're doing a drug that you've got a high affinity towards. When I got some trams once, I knew immediately that that shit could get me hooked easy since it was better than anything else i had tried. If cocaine is that to you, then you'll be smart enough to stay away from it I'd figure.

Where are you guys at?

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- Sun, 02 Feb 2020 09:27:43 EST 4pNq8w17 No.30885
File: 1580653663956.jpg -(120514B / 117.69KB, 960x921) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Where are you guys at?
Shout out to anyone who clicked on this for support in getting or staying off droogs or alcohol.

Not Drinking

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- Sun, 12 Jan 2020 19:34:59 EST kSvrQ2jm No.30810
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>2 weeks without a drink
Tell me /detox/ does this get any easier? Because right now shit sucks
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Nathaniel Sunkinhood - Fri, 31 Jan 2020 06:29:24 EST VX0tZUmX No.30855 Reply
It gets easier. A Dutch comic once said on detox: 'The clinic advised me to jerk off, take a cold shower or eat a snickers. You don't know how many times I have stood in the shower eating a snickers while tugging on my dick' The cravings and coping will get less. Just pick up a functional life with jobs or volunteer work, fill the void and those cravings will go down. Temptation will stay.
Molly Crallylatch - Fri, 31 Jan 2020 11:35:52 EST UGEd0vS7 No.30856 Reply
I'm trying to quit as well. I've been getting shitfaced since last September pretty much each day. I figured I need to quit because it's gonna kill me otherwise. I hope I'll make it, shit's tough. Good luck
Cyril Coffingwitch - Fri, 31 Jan 2020 12:18:16 EST ziMXDuqS No.30857 Reply
That's the hardest shit ever, you've just got to make a choice to not do it.

Dodging clozapine

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- Thu, 30 Jan 2020 20:32:58 EST cnV0CaOz No.30851
File: 1580434378034.jpg -(48654B / 47.51KB, 553x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Dodging clozapine
Used to smoke a lot of weed. Psychosis kicked in a few years deep. Been off it for about 4 years now, have no intentions to return to it -- journey was good, then it was bad and I had to live my life better. Due to the nature of my condition being eventually classified as persistent and treatment-resistant, they continually upped the meds. Diagnosis stopped being 'cannabis induced psychosis' after a very short time, despite that being the obvious cause to every professional I interacted with.

Long story short, I'm now actually court ordered to take clozapine. I've dealt with it for years now, but it's actively ruining my life and I've got roughly at least half a year more of it before I can get conversations and weaning to the point where a switch in prescription to something less destructive is guaranteed. Around christmas I pretty much said fuck it, I dose myself so I'm just going to stop periodically and figure out a way to avoid it.

The main problem here is because of the potential dangers of 'misprescription' before picking up your meds they test your blood. This happens once every four weeks. I've done enough research to know primarily what they're looking for, essentially measuring white blood cell count. I am not a chemist or a pharmacist, I need to know what else might flag up as shaky, if it is inevitable how much as a minimum I need to keep in my system to avoid complete detection, and remedies to manage side effects that aren't some other kind of pharmaceutical.

For those that have never been on this particular antipsychotic, even with a 1/5th of the dose I usually would have to take, my sleep is minimum 12 hours. I am a skinny fucker with a high metabolism by nature, my weight increased from about 145 to 210 pounds on it. I have to take a second pill to counteract a side effect that will have me wake up in a pool of my own drool without it. (Not just some on your face, imagine drenched pillow, face wet like you just went swimming.) I used to just suffer migraines, genetic. I now have cluster headaches that will last six plus hours . All to treat a condition that effectively doesn't manifest.

Sorry for the long post, there's just nobody I can actually completely say this to.
Nathaniel Sunkinhood - Fri, 31 Jan 2020 06:20:15 EST VX0tZUmX No.30852 Reply
Do ypu have clozapine? The side effects are really familiar. Try switching to something less heavy when you can desu.
Nathaniel Sunkinhood - Fri, 31 Jan 2020 06:21:32 EST VX0tZUmX No.30853 Reply
My bad for skimming and not reading. Try other meds. They will be a hit and miss but most can be better against symptoms and still give your lige back. Clozapine is usually a last resort. Plus the blood testing sucks.

quitting benzos

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- Fri, 17 Jan 2020 10:51:03 EST JlXVkTxD No.30828
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i went into detox on jan 1st and was there for about a week, trying to taper off benzos. now im out and doing PHP at the same hospital (basically double intensive outpatient-6hrs a day). i was heavy on benzos for about a year and a half and thought i was invincible to the shitty withdrawals, but here i am, feeling like i'm about to have a seizure any minute. i really wanted to quit cold turkey (dangerous, i know) but the docs and therapists insist that I take at least 3mg ativan daily for now. I feel so guilty that i still have to take this shit just to not die bc ive already ruined many beautiful relationships and betrayed my familys' trust. idk where this is going i'm just fucking blogging at this point. but im looking for support, advice, or any other thoughts on benzo tapering/withdrawal. thanks guys
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Lydia Brookforth - Fri, 24 Jan 2020 08:38:45 EST vuXtU0Qy No.30843 Reply
hey man good luck w your taper. i got switched from ativan to klonopin 0.5 mg twice a day, the doc said i'd probably finish the taper with valium. it's getting better, feeling less seizure-ish but the derealization and mental side effects are a bitch and a half.
xamnyab - Sat, 25 Jan 2020 20:31:35 EST M0pRuPgq No.30845 Reply
bro it sucks at the start, but if you're tapering it's not gonna have you dead, at play will b only the temptation, you will get restless nights, tremors, anxiety and other shit doe, but know it's temporary and for an greater good

you're strong bro, you can make it

Crack addiction

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- Wed, 11 Dec 2019 16:47:44 EST OjzZETpJ No.30759
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I'm in process of letting go of a nasty habit I smoke crack I'm only 26 I feel like I've wasted to much time and accomplished nothing and am ready to move forward with my life and make progress anyone else quiting crack or have already done so that can give me pointers or advice to make thing a little easier for me
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Thomas Sandlepod - Sun, 22 Dec 2019 01:57:16 EST HYKlp/QU No.30773 Reply
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Graham Clenningfone - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 19:48:30 EST snQFFrjX No.30841 Reply
All I see is abandon in everyone else’s eyes

Smoked as a kid once

Yesterday we lost our lives, tomorrow we were born

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 15:08:58 EST YMTDWCdA No.30834
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Woke up sober today. It’s going to be like this for a long time.

What do you guys do when you’re bored?
Nigel Gullyfield - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 03:20:56 EST Hhx08sE5 No.30835 Reply
Things you could or would have been doing if you hadn't been stuck drinking daily.
Daily nightly drinking sucks all of your casual activities away. Even if you do stuff
when drinking, usually though your interest are occupied with drinking then feeling like crap the next day, so you don't do or accomplish much of anything until you stop for a while.

Hair test chall

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- Sun, 12 Jan 2020 20:53:21 EST 31xt0VI5 No.30812
File: 1578880401170.jpg -(60980B / 59.55KB, 1140x744) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hair test chall
Any experience with hair test? Looking to land a student CDL job but pretty much every company hair test. Was a regular smoker as of November 12thish, smoked once on new year's and once again about 5 days ago. Will that set my ass back another 90 days? Probably going to pay for a test at LabCorp or some shit but super interested to hear thoughts
Clara Chunnershit - Mon, 13 Jan 2020 07:01:20 EST qf7kl3cP No.30815 Reply
What's your question? Surely you can read the information on the test and know that the test is designed to catch people like you and remove you from the application process. So it's really working as designed.
Isabella Gondledatch - Mon, 13 Jan 2020 12:09:19 EST 31xt0VI5 No.30816 Reply
Yeah def can see that haha. That information online is fairly lackluster, heard people failed as far back as a year some say 90 days is good. Considering I'm close to about 60 days out from heavy usage with two smoke sessions over the past month wondering what kind of impact those two sessions would have, but more or less I'm wondering if anyone out there has had experience taking these type of tests and there success. Not looking for tips and tricks cause I rather go the patient route, but I find myself having difficulty leaving money on the table and almost would rather risk the bare minimum number of days required to start a solid career.

Also super regretting those couple tokes with the possibility of having been cleared of toxins within a 30 day period. You win some you lose some should have done more research prior to hitting the blunt but what's done is done

Drug test - need to test positive for methadone metabolites! Do they test concentration level?

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- Wed, 01 Nov 2017 15:47:22 EST 5S0hrOIh No.29556
File: 1509565642259.jpg -(6540B / 6.39KB, 195x258) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Drug test - need to test positive for methadone metabolites! Do they test concentration level?
I need to pass a test on Friday. It is Wednesday right now. I need my urine to only test positive for methadone use as I am on a maintenance program and had a slip. If I give someone a very small amount of methadone will it show up properly on the test? I'm in Canada if that helps.

See, I plan to give a friend some methadone. They would prefer to not take much. I am on a fairly low dose myself (1.2ml aka 12mg)
WilyMajin !8davHXfHRc - Sat, 11 Jan 2020 18:04:19 EST iTWMoxRs No.30805 Reply
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I'll take your word for it
Keep of Koopa<[(@!)]
User is currently banned from all boardsUser is currently banned from all boards
Augustus Neckleham - Sat, 11 Jan 2020 18:37:29 EST kcQvzvUD No.30806 Reply
If you had a slip, you need to go back in.
Nell Bupperpet - Sat, 11 Jan 2020 21:54:00 EST NXWMINeU No.30807 Reply
>>30806 THIS

Seriously OP, this isn't like trying to get a job in fast food. Do you want the help or no? Tell them you fucked up.

The dreaded UA thread

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- Tue, 17 Dec 2019 15:54:52 EST 31xt0VI5 No.30768
File: 1576616092740.jpg -(42497B / 41.50KB, 512x512) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The dreaded UA thread
haven't smoked in a month and about a week. 245 510. Shit diet, been lazing around alot aswell so I would be lying if I was to say I was active lately. However, I do drink about 2-3 gallons of water daily and always have. Plan on diluting anyhow but not subbing. What does Chan think my chances are? This isn't really a make a break but it would sure be nice. I know it's a 10 panel lab but don't know cuttof so let's assume it's 20ng..
I also posted in /weed/ just didn't know where to drop it. The Chan isnt nearly as active as it once was so plox keep in both
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Basil Grimfuck - Wed, 01 Jan 2020 18:35:45 EST 31xt0VI5 No.30794 Reply
Yeah def OP here. Smoked a blunt on new years, first time smoking since I quit also probably the 'last'. I felt like I was tripping on mushrooms I was so fucking high. Besides that Gunna pay for a lab test in about 15 days and see how fast the one time cleans out. Probably report back again afterwards, end goal is a state job and probably should have denied the blunt.. but fuck it it's 2020
Basil Grimfuck - Wed, 01 Jan 2020 18:38:27 EST 31xt0VI5 No.30795 Reply
The job I got is simply to pay the bills. Job I want takes about 6 months to complete process so I figured worst case I have another 30 days if it comes to that before I must whip the ole cock out again.

Alcohol Abstinence Thread

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- Tue, 22 Aug 2017 07:47:47 EST 5nT9NWqY No.29436
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Greetings /detox/.

After really admitting to myself how badly my alcohol addiction was affecting other aspects of my life, I have made a serious decision to stop usage for a while. I am going to document my journey in this thread to amuse the bored, encourage those who may be dealing with similar problems, and to keep myself focused and honest. If I slip up I will be honest as well.

Little background:
>Duration of alcoholism: 8 years
>Frequency of consumption: 5-7 days per week with no period of abstinence longer than 2 days
>Amount consumed per day: ~7oz of ethanol in an evening
>Affected aspects of life: work, school, relationships, hobbies, mental and physical health

I am currently on my fourth day with no alcohol and I am already seeing and feeling notable improvements in my body and mind. I will go over how each day felt.

>First 24 Hours
By far the worst. Not only from the withdrawals, but the knowledge that booze is not coming any time soon. Sweating, shaking hands, lack of appetite, insomnia, flushed skin, increased blood pressure, irritability, dark and disturbing dreams when sleep comes in fits

>24-48 Hours
The dandruff I started to notice over the past couple of months already looks almost completely cleared up, amazingly, as well as a few pimples on my face. Bloating of abdomen and general system-wide inflammation decreased. Belly size shrunk, clothes fitting looser. Appetite growing. Sleeping still difficult, but less sweating. Occasional faint auditory hallucinations.

>48-72 Hours
Getting more bearable. Starting to feel a tiny glimmer of hope that I can rise out of the hole I have dug. Shits are solid and don't smell sickly sweet. Further decrease in bloating and inflammation. Since digestive system has finally caught a break from continuous processing of toxic poison sludge (I mostly drink 40's containing HFCS), my appetite is extremely strong. Mind fog starting to lift. Almost scared at the resurgent cognition after removing CNS depressant. Like a muffled voice that can finally speak freely, my thoughts are racing almost faster than I can keep up.

>72-96 Hours
This is where I am now. Can't sleep tonight, I'll just pull an all-nighter and crash tomorrow night. After laying in bed awake for a few hours I decided to make this thread. My digestive system feels wonderful. You don't know how nice a solid poop is until you are a truly depraved alcoholic. My mind feels clear. I am looking forward to a nice big nutritious breakfast tomorrow since I won't be hungover and bloated and nibbling on toast. I am no longer perspiring abnormally, and the shakes in my hands are almost 100% gone, I can hold them very still like I used to.

I won't blog this shit every day, but every few days I'll update my detox thread for my own viewing later. Anyone has comments/questions, toss 'em in the thread.
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David Pirringhug - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 21:25:01 EST Mc1D68ku No.30766 Reply
When I got clean and sober I went to Alcoholics Anonymous. Nothing like being around a bunch of people that are just as fucked in the head as you are.

Lots of coffee, cigarettes, i've been dry for over a year now.

I was the kind of alcoholic that would drink mouthwash if I couldn't get liquor. It was bad.
Nicholas Billinglock - Wed, 25 Dec 2019 21:40:37 EST E1oWrrWz No.30783 Reply
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Good luck man, starting today myself. Fucked up my health and life for waaay too long so I'm going for it. Gonna fucking suck being dry on new years but to hell with it.
Cyril Ponnerwill - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 10:37:21 EST 4Kgw+W6U No.30784 Reply
Good job man. It's not a hardship to not drink.

Sober October?

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- Tue, 01 Oct 2019 09:10:30 EST oJMYMbKv No.30647
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Anyone else gonna try it? I might have a couple drinks tonight, depending how shakey I get. But then I'll try to lay off booze for all october.
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Isabella Blongerdad - Wed, 06 Nov 2019 00:02:04 EST Xlw/h2tw No.30709 Reply
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I'm doing sober November. Drinking + unemployment seems like a pretty bad idea, and I've been drinking too often anyways.

Looking for jobs is almost worse than having a job, but shit aint so bad.
James - Mon, 18 Nov 2019 21:13:16 EST JpLRUC93 No.30715 Reply
Good shit man. I started sobriet after losing a job too. And I’ve been sober for a year now. Keep with it homie
Simon Wundlefit - Mon, 02 Dec 2019 12:35:18 EST Xlw/h2tw No.30748 Reply
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I ended up drinking on Thanksgiving, but I'd still call it a success. It was still probably the longest I've gone without drinking since I started.
Eliminating vices is far from easy, and any progress is still progress. Keep trying out there everybody.

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