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- Mon, 05 Feb 2018 14:57:12 EST p+1OPm6K No.29722
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Have any of you guys ever shit yourself from drinking? Also, how long to wait before eating after quitting? Seems like I should be eating after two full days.
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Lydia Sucklestock - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 21:37:48 EST cfH+dw9t No.29726 Reply
like full on shit yourself sleeping or while drinking?

ive sharted myself sort of when I was drinking without eating ANYTHING all day, but normally if I eat some food and start drinking I wont shart myself
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Alice Bardwater - Sun, 25 Mar 2018 23:44:28 EST 57z/GLST No.29824 Reply
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>>29722
Not shit myself. But once in Mexico I got blackout drunk and when I woke up, I looked at my closet and noticed a huge puddle that also covered my shoes. Only later did I realize I sleep pissed all over them

>pic related, those are the shoes
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Jarvis Bishstock - Fri, 30 Mar 2018 15:01:47 EST /45Fxeh2 No.29832 Reply
After a night getting shitfaced I waynted to visit a concert with a friend the next day. Was hungover as shit but nothing I could handle.
On the way to the concert we had a few beers relieving the pain of the previous night. When we arrived we still had two bottles and started drinking them befor going in.
Suddenly I felt a slight pain in my lower abdomen, growling and hurting more and more. I needed to take a shit. Like right now. I tried to sit down but there was no bench or anything. The abdominal pain intensified and I calmed myself by thinking it just might be a big fart. I clenched my asschecks as hard as I could trying to move the fart around the clump of shit but then it happend.
There was no fart, nor a clump of shit. It was the diarrhea out of hell. The asscheekclenching was futile and the brown soup splattered in my pants. I was looking at my friend in total shock. He sayd: What the fuck is wrong? 'I shat my pants, big time' I replied.
Then we got to a dark place to look how big of a mess it was. I threw away my boxers. Squated down and sprew the rest out of my body.
My pants? Also coverd in stinky diarrhea. My friend had a tissue...ONE fucking tissue and I tried to wash my body with it, with no real success.
I let my friend visit the concert saying I'd go home alone.
I needed to right a train for like half an hour, always sitting by the door hoping the smell wouldn't be that intense there. Was so longest trainride in my life but at least it was early night so only a fwe people were around.
At home I showered like 3 time washing my pants and shit. My friend swore to me to never tell this to anybody and I think he kept his promise.
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Cedric Wommerlock - Mon, 18 Jun 2018 23:03:19 EST iZKj+iwz No.29958 Reply
With alcohol i only sharted. (little piece of shit accidentally coming along with what i tought was only fart)

But my first dxm trip was different. I chugged down the very thick sugary syrup and waited. I was at my friends house. Then i felt i need to take a shit. Of course the toilet was occupied by friend's mother. I sit back and wait. about 15 minutes went by, and i felt i'm gonna vomit right now. I went to the toilet and it was still occupied, so i ran outside into the garden, fell on all fours, and started to projectile vomit, but then raging diarrhea also exploded from my ass into my pants. Of course this was the exact moment when dxm suddenly hit me with full strenght. So i was there for about an hour, with my pants shitted, vomit in front of me, smelling like shit, tripping like a motherfucker, waiting for my friend to bring out some toilet paper to clean the mess. Of course i couldn't shower or wash my shitty pants at his house, but at this point i was tripping enough to don't give a fuck, so we just went to score some synthetic cannabis in the city fully shitted, probably smelling like a pile of shit, and go to the cemetery and smoked some joints. Then when drugs wore off, i went home, showered, washed pants and and underpants, but it was so much shitted, that the stain didn't come off, so my mother found out that i shitted myself, it was so embarassing.
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Wesley Seffingfield - Tue, 19 Jun 2018 02:56:54 EST 4WKLExzE No.29959 Reply
>>29958

what a tale. a story for the ages to be sure.
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Lydia Hazzlesick - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 18:43:44 EST DmOm9JJA No.29964 Reply
>>29958
great story bro, dxm and opioids will help anyone with tight little butthole, switch between them for few months and you can easily drive a train up your ass
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