so i'm a lurker here and there, don't really post a lot but i'm super anxious about this upcoming drug test. i could post this anywhere else, but i don't want anyone i know irl to see that i smoke weed. anyway, i've been clean for well over half a year (was on the job market). never did anything harder than weed, it helps me relax, keeps my migraines at bay, etc... like most people. i started smoking daily about 6 weeks ago because the stress was just that bad. well, my amazing luck had it that a recruiter from a hiring agency found me a very promising lead! i've had at LEAST 10 recruiters in these past 6 months say the same spiel and never contact me again so i honestly didn't expect to even be asked in for an interview. well, as of yesterday, i had received a job offer. the client? an international bank looking to add people to their information security team. i will be a contracted employee if everything goes through, which at the moment, the only things i have left to submit are my identification forms, and a drug test. with this company i heard it's either piss or oral testing, but because of the position i feel like it'll be a piss test. i've already made arrangements with a friend to take care of that "what if", who will slip me some fake pee. but... i'm super stressed out now. i'm not really asking for help (advice is welcomed tho lol) but rather to calm my nerves through talking about it. i've heard these hiring agencies tend to do their drug tests on site and get the results quickly (and not exactly accurately), so i'll hopefully be done with this all in 2 days and know for sure by friday my start date. i really want to just smoke one now and vigorously wash my mouth in the event it is an oral swab....