I unzip my pans for the t-rex

I rawr back like the deviant I am while taking sweet pics. Then the fun begins.

body is READY

>>23706
How do they know that is what a T Rex cock looks like?

>>23709
they have samples of petrified wood

looky here you dumb lizzard ill stab gizzards with 5 horns like magic wands with potter wizards. what up kids ill snap you like fuckin twigs cn you do the dew my doo doo drops bigger than you your momma and the rest of your crew. i use my horns to pop bottles 5 at at a time any ryme, you got and half as good as mine my farts will burn your house down if i light them on fire look out kid just got a hold of a lighter

DICKS EVERYWHERE

Did you know Utahraptor was a Mormon, Fucking bitches that come in without a warnin,, up to his cold blooded dick we ain't foreign, accidentally fucked her to death now he's snorin.
*drops the mic*

I'm a raptor, doin' what I can
Gonna eat everything till the appearance of man
Yo, yo, see me, I'm livin' below the soil
I'll be back but I'm comin' as oil

Hey yo I'm Longisquama
And I just banged yo mama
My dick is so big
I gave her vaginal trauma

Bitch look at my back feathers
That shit gave your mom pleasure
I'm a sex pirate
And I just buried my treasure

Hey now you can't escape it
Your mom heard my sex playlist
And now she dead too
Cos I'm a muhfuckin' rapist

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>But velociraptors have SCALES, Jurassic World said-

Also there's this
vultures are p. cool guys

>When some skinfag says dinos don't have feathers

>>23704
never thought i'd think of a vulture as cute.

post moar birdosaurs OP

Don't you know? Dinosaurs didn't have souls! NO SOUL=NO GHOST

Maybe you've been visited by the ghost of dinosaur Neil

Ghosts have lifespans too :/

there is no escaping our mortality

>>23687
That makes me wonder what exist before them that there isn't any credible evidence of.

>>23690
Disclaimer: The following is mere speculation and does not necessarily represent truth since presenting the actual, factual evidence of it all would put me and my associates in danger.

You see way back, even before the dinosaurs roamed, the planet existed in a higher frequency that could be seen as a different plane of existance from what we have come to know as "reality of life".
Among the inhabitants of said plane of existance was a sort of grand reptile mass-consciousness that (due to the planet's shift into 3rd-dimensional gear) had to fragment and place it's selves into different scales and shapes of carbon-based biomass entities, in order to descend with earth to avoid extinction.
These lifeforms came to be what we now call "dinosaurs", which really were but a mere shadow of their original form.
But again, this is just a speculation.

>>22133
God I fucking love dinosaurs

>>23656
same here anon

>>22811
Yeah troodonts probably had at least crow like intelligence and crows hold funerals for their dead

>>22809
Mass extinctions very much influence evolution, you're stupid.

>>22811
According to this theory, the avian cerebrum is almost entirely composed of basal ganglia, the basal ganglia is involved in only instinctive behaviour, and the malleable behaviour that is thought to typify mammals exclusively requires the so-called neocortex. However, towards the end of the twentieth century, there accumulated a wealth of evidence that these viewpoints were incorrect. The avian cerebrum has a large pallial territory that performs functions similar to those of the mammalian cortex. Although the avian pallium is nuclear, and the mammalian cortex is laminar in organization, the avian pallium supports cognitive abilities similar to, and for some species more advanced than, those of many mammals. To eliminate these misconceptions, an international forum of neuroscientists (BOX 1) has, for the first time in 100 years, developed new terminology that more accurately reflects our current understanding of the avian cerebrum and its homologies with mammals. This change in terminology is part of a new understanding of vertebrate brain evolution.

The apparent pallial relationships between these mammalian and avian brain regions were also supported by molecular embryology studies28,68,69. During development, both the avian hyperstriatum and neostriatum and the mammalian pallium express the pallium-specific transcription factors EMX1, PAX6 and TBR1. The developmental data led to uncertainties about how much of the archistriatum is pallial28,30. However, comparisons of the expression of the brain-derived neurotrophic factor (BDNF ) and the glutamate receptor mGluR2 in adult birds and mammals indicated that the entire avian archistriatum, as defined in brain atlases17,70, expresses these pallium-specific mRNAs34,36. Further studies of the comparative expression patterns of other glutamate receptors in adult birds and mammals36 support these conclusions. Together, these studies indicate that the avian hyperstriatum, neostriatum, and archistriatum might be homologous to mammalian pallial regions.


An example of how avian pallial and sub-pallial areas can interact to produce complex behaviour in the context of the new view of avian brain organization can be seen in the brain pathways that con…

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>>23595
they look like chimps with wings and cool heads

>>23604
it makes sense that everything we're told about primate & mammalian evolution would be a lie spread by big dino

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>23608
Chill as fuck

I was wondering why there were so many dinosaurs on /b/

turns out I'm in /dino/

Birds are badass. What are you talking about man

yes they were cool ranging from 40ft tall to the size of a humming bird by the way birds are dinosaurs it is not just accepted it is proven now for some of the commenter's our mammalian ancestors or the first synapsids were the size of shrews also icthyosaurus are not dinosaurs and no pterosaurs including pterodactyl are not dinosaurs and as a side note turtles are not reptiles .

>>22931

]awesu,m

nigga fuck you

>>23092
/dino/ not even once.

>>23665
read that dinosaur

>>23667

These animals all look like total assholes

>>23682

what about sharks

>>23663
>>23664
>>23666
>>23669
These are dinosaurs. We want things that look like dinosaurs, not actual dinosaurs.

SHOCKING: Scientists have just discovered that most of the dinosaurs in fact had voice boxes!!!


Wouldn't that be the shit though?

Yeah they were called ass-raptors. They flew out of your butt and shit all over everything.

Is this thread for real? READ A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A MUTHAFUCKIN BOOK

>>23351

DICKS EVERYWHERE

once, way back before all this pussy shit like trees or air the crabs had their day
one day again soon

>>23614
Sounds cool, how do we know though? AFAIK we only ever find bones and maybe feathers from dinos, but please correct me if I'm wrong.

>>23611
Baryonyx

> ghost shark.

Nigga got a venomous poisonous razor sharp spine.

Eat me and you die motherfucker

Can parrots change colours?

>>23619
in some cases, yeah
ringnecks develop their neck ring when they're adults and many of them start off with pink beaks and feet before they turn dark grey.
also, colors become more bright with age.

I literally got an erection, is this bad?

Mexican dino 🐊🐲