Dinosaur porn videos? View Thread Reply Hide That Crusader Felchie - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 19:35:50 EST RVq+lWJk No.23453 File: 1485822950700.gif -(813498B / 794.43KB, 636x425) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Looking for some dinosaur porn for my religion class at college. Can any of you help me with some video links, pics? Much appreciated 14 posts and 6 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Doris Billingman - Wed, 19 Jan 2022 23:44:56 EST UnKV2Zzr No.24023 Reply Big Ass Latina Teen Chased By Lesbian Loving T-Rex On A Hoverboard, Then Fucked.https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph579a682e7555e >> Cyril Dangerstit - Wed, 06 Apr 2022 13:02:58 EST 68YozzBR No.24026 Reply >>23453thats enough internet for today.. >> Sophie Crinderville - Thu, 21 Apr 2022 16:44:09 EST J4e1LiOq No.24029 Reply 1650573849648.jpg -(56661B / 55.33KB, 396x466) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>23461>>23453
>> Doris Billingman - Wed, 19 Jan 2022 23:44:56 EST UnKV2Zzr No.24023 Reply Big Ass Latina Teen Chased By Lesbian Loving T-Rex On A Hoverboard, Then Fucked.https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph579a682e7555e
>> Cyril Dangerstit - Wed, 06 Apr 2022 13:02:58 EST 68YozzBR No.24026 Reply >>23453thats enough internet for today..
>> Sophie Crinderville - Thu, 21 Apr 2022 16:44:09 EST J4e1LiOq No.24029 Reply 1650573849648.jpg -(56661B / 55.33KB, 396x466) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>23461>>23453
Mexican Scientists Discover New Dinosaur Has Booty Spikes View Thread Reply Hide Jenny Brunderwill - Thu, 14 Jun 2018 17:10:14 EST kp0O/F+7 No.23647 File: 1529010614447.jpg -(103414B / 100.99KB, 900x600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. damn gurl are you Acantholipan gonzalezi cuz that booty could kill the clubhttps://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/Mexican-Scientists-Discover-New-Dinosaur-Species-20180612-0027.html>Paleontologists at Mexico's acclaimed Desert Museum have discovered the remains of a new species of dinosaur that inhabited the coast of northwest Coahuila state 85 million years ago, making it the oldest dinosaur to have inhabited the region.>The name Acantholipan gonzalezi, comes from the Greek acanthos, which means spine, and Lipan, in honor of the brave Apache tribe that inhabited the region where the specimen was found.>Acantholipan differs from its closest relatives such as Nodosaurus and Niobrarasaurus, since the ulna (one of the bones of their forearms), has a much larger projection than in other nodosaurs, in addition to having conical spines in the pelvic region. 2 posts and 1 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Fanny Creckleham - Wed, 29 Jul 2020 03:20:27 EST I3pft3wZ No.23931 Reply >>23654racist much? >> Ernest Feshville - Fri, 31 Jul 2020 17:56:51 EST 0W40+vts No.23932 Reply >>23647Neat dino >> Cyril Dangerstit - Wed, 06 Apr 2022 13:06:59 EST 68YozzBR No.24027 Reply >>23647bout to use this on tinderwml
>> Cyril Dangerstit - Wed, 06 Apr 2022 13:06:59 EST 68YozzBR No.24027 Reply >>23647bout to use this on tinderwml
DinoRaps? View Thread Reply Hide Charles Faggleman - Wed, 21 Nov 2012 06:41:52 EST GbJ87yyj No.19450 File: 1353498112807.jpg -(76573B / 74.78KB, 336x484) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Anyone want to rap about dinosaurs with me? 95 posts and 34 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Eliza Goodshaw - Sun, 22 Aug 2021 23:22:18 EST c05iRe3+ No.23993 Reply 1629688938957.jpg -(120017B / 117.20KB, 872x579) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>19450Yo, you're a dino-sore-loserI'm a dinosaur-winnerWhen I take your chick out,She's the one who pays for dinnerI got street cred for days,Bad bitches give me lays, And if she gives me any doubt,Ima kick a bitch out.Catch me and my crew hanging in Jurassic,If you hear us singing bars,Then you know; Instant ClassicIf you come, come correctCuz we aint playing gamesThis is dinosaur worldAnd ya'll are acting like lames >> Rebecca Grandwell - Mon, 24 Jan 2022 00:09:38 EST dOmA/0R5 No.24024 Reply >>23991Oh my god you’re right, the funniest post on the internet might have been in ducking /dino/ buried in a Dino rap thread >> Charles Dackledock - Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:32:56 EST Hyo+KJF3 No.24025 Reply >>23993When I was in 6th grade this Egyptian broad would constantly pick on me for not being the same religion as 90% of the class and for being white. Her peder ass brother is homeless af and literally followed my family around until we all moved to the same city. I kno for a fact that there’s pics of them meeting in the early hours of the morning. That gaylord use to sell drugs to high school students whom all went to the same high school after elementary. Anyways fuck you mang you owe me ur nuts
>> Eliza Goodshaw - Sun, 22 Aug 2021 23:22:18 EST c05iRe3+ No.23993 Reply 1629688938957.jpg -(120017B / 117.20KB, 872x579) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>19450Yo, you're a dino-sore-loserI'm a dinosaur-winnerWhen I take your chick out,She's the one who pays for dinnerI got street cred for days,Bad bitches give me lays, And if she gives me any doubt,Ima kick a bitch out.Catch me and my crew hanging in Jurassic,If you hear us singing bars,Then you know; Instant ClassicIf you come, come correctCuz we aint playing gamesThis is dinosaur worldAnd ya'll are acting like lames
>> Rebecca Grandwell - Mon, 24 Jan 2022 00:09:38 EST dOmA/0R5 No.24024 Reply >>23991Oh my god you’re right, the funniest post on the internet might have been in ducking /dino/ buried in a Dino rap thread
>> Charles Dackledock - Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:32:56 EST Hyo+KJF3 No.24025 Reply >>23993When I was in 6th grade this Egyptian broad would constantly pick on me for not being the same religion as 90% of the class and for being white. Her peder ass brother is homeless af and literally followed my family around until we all moved to the same city. I kno for a fact that there’s pics of them meeting in the early hours of the morning. That gaylord use to sell drugs to high school students whom all went to the same high school after elementary. Anyways fuck you mang you owe me ur nuts
BWD View Thread Reply Hide Ebenezer Suvingridge - Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:35:43 EST Lyoz8k0Q No.17763 File: 1317864943107.gif -(14549B / 14.21KB, 735x539) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What happened to the bump when Dino'd thread? 164 posts and 107 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Dextrolord - Fri, 29 Oct 2021 20:03:47 EST uh5MOFHk No.24005 Reply 1635552227236.jpg -(657709B / 642.29KB, 1362x976) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>17763Decided to pop my dino-cherry tonight!!!! I hope I can handle it! What if the dino is too heavy for me?? >> C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Fri, 05 Nov 2021 21:51:35 EST ugrSuSOQ No.24021 Reply 1636163495242.jpg -(776354B / 758.16KB, 1280x1566) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. This thread needs more Luchasaurus >> Shitting Crippercocke - Fri, 24 Dec 2021 22:03:18 EST T/0/tPml No.24022 Reply If a Spinosaurus or even the smaller T-Rex herded cattle they would get frightened and buck but not with humans. Meat eater?
>> Dextrolord - Fri, 29 Oct 2021 20:03:47 EST uh5MOFHk No.24005 Reply 1635552227236.jpg -(657709B / 642.29KB, 1362x976) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>17763Decided to pop my dino-cherry tonight!!!! I hope I can handle it! What if the dino is too heavy for me??
>> C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Fri, 05 Nov 2021 21:51:35 EST ugrSuSOQ No.24021 Reply 1636163495242.jpg -(776354B / 758.16KB, 1280x1566) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. This thread needs more Luchasaurus
>> Shitting Crippercocke - Fri, 24 Dec 2021 22:03:18 EST T/0/tPml No.24022 Reply If a Spinosaurus or even the smaller T-Rex herded cattle they would get frightened and buck but not with humans. Meat eater?
fuck yall h8rs View Thread Reply Hide outraged mother - Thu, 19 Nov 2015 14:41:31 EST uQxh3wN6 No.23156 File: 1447962091104.jpg -(175470B / 171.36KB, 1707x1240) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. theres a lot of fucking hate on this board mixed in with the great attitueds. In my righteous opinion, there is no worst dinosaur, they're all the fucking best. Also, birds are dope as hell that motherfucker saying they're lame doesn't know shit. 18 posts and 8 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Sophie Fittingleck - Mon, 25 Oct 2021 23:42:27 EST zm2NV1az No.23999 Reply >>23156She farted again. Plantation worker weaving seeds >> Ebenezer Pessleham - Thu, 28 Oct 2021 00:55:49 EST 7qBqTVuL No.24000 Reply >>23999>>23998What the fuck are you talking about >> Nigel Claylock - Thu, 28 Oct 2021 13:03:44 EST F3nGL5Ad No.24001 Reply 1635440624354.jpg -(1750913B / 1.67MB, 2304x1728) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>23156Is the dinosaur AI that fagifies this picture hackable? It has a couple of distortions and signatures which convey faggotry and I need to remove them. Is the AI developer behind such tech conveying to me that he is a faggot? I'm not sure how to interpret this.
>> Sophie Fittingleck - Mon, 25 Oct 2021 23:42:27 EST zm2NV1az No.23999 Reply >>23156She farted again. Plantation worker weaving seeds
>> Ebenezer Pessleham - Thu, 28 Oct 2021 00:55:49 EST 7qBqTVuL No.24000 Reply >>23999>>23998What the fuck are you talking about
>> Nigel Claylock - Thu, 28 Oct 2021 13:03:44 EST F3nGL5Ad No.24001 Reply 1635440624354.jpg -(1750913B / 1.67MB, 2304x1728) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>23156Is the dinosaur AI that fagifies this picture hackable? It has a couple of distortions and signatures which convey faggotry and I need to remove them. Is the AI developer behind such tech conveying to me that he is a faggot? I'm not sure how to interpret this.
I just discovered a really cool thing View Thread Reply Hide John Gullerhock - Sat, 09 May 2020 00:58:58 EST qEQ0ggIk No.23895 File: 1589000338265.jpg -(322047B / 314.50KB, 1200x900) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The Crystal Palace Dinosaurs in London.During the early days of Paleontology a bunch of statues were put up in 1854 in London for the public. They are totally inaccurate by today's science (they have the famously wrong Iguanodon with a thumb for a horn) but they are just so cool and quaint and have survived until today, although they are in somewhat disrepair but have been taken into protection by the Historical Society. 6 posts and 5 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Lydia Nicklespear - Sun, 31 May 2020 00:35:45 EST jZT8Ophu No.23911 Reply please post more, OP... >> Martha Cleffingpire - Mon, 20 Jul 2020 07:39:24 EST wR78Ex6H No.23930 Reply IIRC, one of the statues recently got damaged. Fucking English cunts probably cut on maintaining that stuff.They'd probably rather maintain literal slave trader statues, those fucking Tory cocksuckers. >> Shit Worthingdock - Fri, 18 Jun 2021 07:15:33 EST 9Hm1h/5b No.23987 Reply thats very cool. what an amazing visual of the ancient past! thank you so much for sharing this!
>> Martha Cleffingpire - Mon, 20 Jul 2020 07:39:24 EST wR78Ex6H No.23930 Reply IIRC, one of the statues recently got damaged. Fucking English cunts probably cut on maintaining that stuff.They'd probably rather maintain literal slave trader statues, those fucking Tory cocksuckers.
>> Shit Worthingdock - Fri, 18 Jun 2021 07:15:33 EST 9Hm1h/5b No.23987 Reply thats very cool. what an amazing visual of the ancient past! thank you so much for sharing this!
Mans Museums View Thread Reply Hide HuemansRTrippy - Fri, 21 May 2021 14:02:15 EST ctGIlmUw No.23985 File: 1621620135844.png -(133579B / 130.45KB, 301x195) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Is there a Place on this Rock that has a Dino Museum that shows progressively the Eons bridging knowledge like from before the Dinos? I mean displaying in such a way to even tie into the Current Oil Dilemmas...but keeping it positive like how We at least use Fossil Fuels to Build up Industry passed the point where it is even mapped like issues with fracking etc. That being said also the knowns are that We are travelling into Space for Astro Mining as well as the plethora of just Green Tech to maneuver back to pulling together in what is considered Modern Times. If that makes sense it seems like Retirees as well as School Tours or just about Anyone would find some kind of interest in that Place.
on holes View Thread Reply Hide James Digglelat - Mon, 16 Feb 2015 23:33:41 EST +nOanmLE No.22599 File: 1424147621538.jpg -(70434B / 68.78KB, 417x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I hate that we have to pee from the same hole we make babies from, what disgusting rat creature brought that feature into the gene pool? 8 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Nigel Goodman - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 22:34:58 EST +jiyDvql No.23322 Reply 1468377298928.jpg -(55136B / 53.84KB, 640x632) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE >> Cornelius Brookwill - Sat, 06 Feb 2021 12:46:59 EST p0vV8hSK No.23954 Reply a cloaca would be even worse and bring shit into the game >> Isabella Fibblestock - Thu, 15 Apr 2021 20:19:14 EST aLfQlPOe No.23976 Reply >>23954cloaca so hot
>> Nigel Goodman - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 22:34:58 EST +jiyDvql No.23322 Reply 1468377298928.jpg -(55136B / 53.84KB, 640x632) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> Cornelius Brookwill - Sat, 06 Feb 2021 12:46:59 EST p0vV8hSK No.23954 Reply a cloaca would be even worse and bring shit into the game
?????? View Thread Reply Hide Beatrice Blacklestare - Sun, 24 May 2020 03:21:54 EST NxcNBpKH No.23907 File: 1590304914829.jpg -(125394B / 122.46KB, 750x550) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Why the fuck didn't Allosaurs have feathers but the Tyrannosaurus Rex did? It's literally just a smaller T-rex it doesn't make sense 8 posts and 1 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Hugh Fummergold - Sun, 27 Dec 2020 04:04:25 EST zjFiJnaK No.23946 Reply >>23941👁️👅👁️💗 >> Edwin Brenningstud - Thu, 31 Dec 2020 04:10:16 EST 5Pl7a1CX No.23947 Reply >>23907Why didn't Asians have a body full of hair but a chimp did? It's literally just a smaller ape it doesn't make sense. >> Kirstenwilliamson - Mon, 26 Apr 2021 03:37:26 EST h75qOmde No.23981 Reply 1619422646059.gif -(3111393B / 2.97MB, 876x505) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Well, that is the reason why it has different names. Even if Allosaurus is literally the smaller version of T-rex, it probably has some differences in its genetics. An Allosaurus is around 28 to 39 ft while T-rex is around 40 to 50 ft. Obviously, there is a difference just based on its height. Allosaurus also has a weaker bite than T-rex. It seems like you are really interested in dinosaurs. Well, you should probably watch more documentaries about it. I am sure that they will also talk about the genetics of a dinosaur and how it got it name.
>> Edwin Brenningstud - Thu, 31 Dec 2020 04:10:16 EST 5Pl7a1CX No.23947 Reply >>23907Why didn't Asians have a body full of hair but a chimp did? It's literally just a smaller ape it doesn't make sense.
>> Kirstenwilliamson - Mon, 26 Apr 2021 03:37:26 EST h75qOmde No.23981 Reply 1619422646059.gif -(3111393B / 2.97MB, 876x505) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Well, that is the reason why it has different names. Even if Allosaurus is literally the smaller version of T-rex, it probably has some differences in its genetics. An Allosaurus is around 28 to 39 ft while T-rex is around 40 to 50 ft. Obviously, there is a difference just based on its height. Allosaurus also has a weaker bite than T-rex. It seems like you are really interested in dinosaurs. Well, you should probably watch more documentaries about it. I am sure that they will also talk about the genetics of a dinosaur and how it got it name.
how do I into dino View Thread Reply Hide Jarvis Fendergold - Sat, 06 Feb 2021 07:59:48 EST c0WBLZ6o No.23952 File: 1612616388249.jpg -(12802B / 12.50KB, 280x373) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I sometimes trample through my playmobil toys and use baby carrots to make limbs for hotdogs and then eat without using my handsI've also started shrieking, but I want to go deeper into dino-identityplease give your tips to live more like a dino 2 posts and 1 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Cyril Hoffingsit - Sat, 27 Feb 2021 05:34:30 EST 0W40+vts No.23961 Reply >>23952Practice walking on your toes and bird-like at all times. Train your throat to make throaty grown noises. Cook a big ham and eat it all with just your hands teeth and hands for stabilization at least once. >> Lillian Soshspear - Mon, 22 Mar 2021 17:10:41 EST 7EGe9D3v No.23964 Reply bruh >> velociraptor :3 - Wed, 14 Apr 2021 22:41:53 EST J83/JWp4 No.23975 Reply >>23952I'm so delighted you asked! Now, before we get started, I should note that there's no "one true" way to into dino, you have a lot of options, and I think it's worth it to explore them!First, think about what kind of dino you want to into! Dinos are not a monolith!!! It seems like you've been exploring a vaguely carnivorous side of the dino tech tree; you have the Big Boys, the T-Rex, as an obvious first pic for many, but consider also the skillful raptor! A more dexterous build, though not as immediately intimidating in size.On the herbivorous side of things, we have what I like to refer to as "the bompy boys". These are the ones that love to ram all or part of their bodies into things! You should try bonking into friends, enemies, soft objects, to see what sticks best! Maybe you like bonking head-on, well, in that case, you have an option of something like a triceratops, with its imposing and striking horns; however, you also have the pachycephalosaurus, a personal favorite of mine, whose specialty is more in the blunt force trauma department!This is just a start, but I hope it gives you some next steps to go on! I look forward to hearing your progress on your dino journey!!!!
>> Cyril Hoffingsit - Sat, 27 Feb 2021 05:34:30 EST 0W40+vts No.23961 Reply >>23952Practice walking on your toes and bird-like at all times. Train your throat to make throaty grown noises. Cook a big ham and eat it all with just your hands teeth and hands for stabilization at least once.
>> velociraptor :3 - Wed, 14 Apr 2021 22:41:53 EST J83/JWp4 No.23975 Reply >>23952I'm so delighted you asked! Now, before we get started, I should note that there's no "one true" way to into dino, you have a lot of options, and I think it's worth it to explore them!First, think about what kind of dino you want to into! Dinos are not a monolith!!! It seems like you've been exploring a vaguely carnivorous side of the dino tech tree; you have the Big Boys, the T-Rex, as an obvious first pic for many, but consider also the skillful raptor! A more dexterous build, though not as immediately intimidating in size.On the herbivorous side of things, we have what I like to refer to as "the bompy boys". These are the ones that love to ram all or part of their bodies into things! You should try bonking into friends, enemies, soft objects, to see what sticks best! Maybe you like bonking head-on, well, in that case, you have an option of something like a triceratops, with its imposing and striking horns; however, you also have the pachycephalosaurus, a personal favorite of mine, whose specialty is more in the blunt force trauma department!This is just a start, but I hope it gives you some next steps to go on! I look forward to hearing your progress on your dino journey!!!!
Guys. Dinosaurs suck View Thread Reply Hide Jarvis Senkinstet - Tue, 23 Mar 2021 16:19:09 EST Bt3Uh/0x No.23966 File: 1616530749560.jpg -(80969B / 79.07KB, 1074x805) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The facts are out. OP is just lame as fuck and nobody likes them anymore. Fuck OP.Pictured is a cooler animal that is still alive. This post was edited by amaretti on 30-03-2021 16:37:12 4 posts and 1 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Sophie Pobberben - Sat, 10 Apr 2021 00:05:01 EST /s9AiCRb No.23972 Reply >>23966>>23971Tigers killed the Dinos, nb >> Walter Sangershaw - Sun, 11 Apr 2021 20:43:35 EST +IZDQpm1 No.23973 Reply >>23971In the same way women's wrestling is close enough for /wooo >> Angus Funkinhood - Tue, 13 Apr 2021 00:56:41 EST YlVrCYUp No.23974 Reply mammal lovers get out tiger doesn't have a cloaca
>> Sophie Pobberben - Sat, 10 Apr 2021 00:05:01 EST /s9AiCRb No.23972 Reply >>23966>>23971Tigers killed the Dinos, nb
>> Walter Sangershaw - Sun, 11 Apr 2021 20:43:35 EST +IZDQpm1 No.23973 Reply >>23971In the same way women's wrestling is close enough for /wooo
>> Angus Funkinhood - Tue, 13 Apr 2021 00:56:41 EST YlVrCYUp No.23974 Reply mammal lovers get out tiger doesn't have a cloaca
S P I N O B O I View Thread Reply Hide Emma Hallycocke - Wed, 29 Apr 2020 16:18:48 EST XmMMINN2 No.23892 File: 1588191528504.png -(1217228B / 1.16MB, 1900x1266) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/2020/04/spinosaurus-graphic-reconstructing-gigantic-aquatic-predator/Oh shit, Spinosaurus had a swimming tail! >> Graham Willyridge - Wed, 29 Apr 2020 18:20:39 EST 0W40+vts No.23893 Reply >>23892>subscription required to viewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDhofM81RQEWhat a total Chad dinosaur.
>> Graham Willyridge - Wed, 29 Apr 2020 18:20:39 EST 0W40+vts No.23893 Reply >>23892>subscription required to viewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDhofM81RQEWhat a total Chad dinosaur.
dino collectibles View Thread Reply Hide hello - Wed, 10 Mar 2021 18:35:09 EST 08J7cuhJ No.23962 File: 1615419309875.png -(314307B / 306.94KB, 640x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. dino collectibles >> Ernest Tootfoot - Thu, 01 Apr 2021 03:54:54 EST BLk0v/c6 No.23970 Reply >>23962You might be able to get $2 for it at a garage sale.
>> Ernest Tootfoot - Thu, 01 Apr 2021 03:54:54 EST BLk0v/c6 No.23970 Reply >>23962You might be able to get $2 for it at a garage sale.
Dinosaurs, our shared history and future - by Bumble Bumbum View Thread Reply Hide Bumble Bumbum - Sat, 17 Aug 2013 16:55:43 EST iEYL2205 No.20505 File: 1376772943166.jpg -(844145B / 824.36KB, 2272x1736) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The problem with /dino/ is that in todays mundane society aren't dinosaurs (blessed they are) as cool as they were back in the day. According to Google Trends were dinosaurs most popular in 1929, which was the year when the first dinosaur skeleton was discovered by archaeologist Sir Dr. Howard Carter. After its discovery it didn't take long until other eager archaeologists flooded the deserts with their pickaxes and dug up more skeletons -"each more buttfuck ugly than the last", as the young John Loyd Stephens said in an interview about his hobby: Dinosauring.Dinosaurs - name coined by Sir Carter - was the rave in intellectual discussion circles, speculating about these ghastly beasts and their origin. The knowledge of them quickly spread to the general population, where it became the most popular topic of smalltalk, even going as far as topping the Stock Market Crash and the weather. In the memoirs of Sir Carter he wrote "Inquiries on the mystery that is the spectacular dinosaur has become the new meaning of humanitys existense: what they were, where they came from and where they went are questions that require answers. But... My heart is filled with sadness due to the fact that the dinosaurs we find all seem to be dead, which means that can't we question them about themselves. Aye, a pity it is...".The mysterious dinosaurs gained climbing interest during the following decade, which came to be the most prosperous time in human history.A new marked had been established: the Dino-market, which produced and sold dino- toys, dino-candy, dino-cuttlery, dino-clothes, dino-tools, dino-dynamite, dino- cars, dino-everything. Litterature on dinosaurs reached over various genres, amongst which were scientific, fictive, musicbooks, childbooks, pop-upbooks, and even erotic (RAAAWWR!); the list goes on. Anything could be turned into some form of dinosaur-esqe theme and it sold like melted butter, helping the US economy stand on its feet again after the recession. People were crazy about dinosaurs (much thanks to glorious advertising) and nothing but dinosaurs were on peoples minds and lips. There is no debate among economists and historians that without the discovery of dinosaurs and the commercialisation of them would the worlds economy have died and went extinct like the dinosaurs (may them rest in peace).Despite the growing economy and love amongst the people problems arose...When the second world war broke out. It changed how we viewed the world and the once golden future people had imagined alongside dinosaur-paraphernalia faded as it was instead replaced by a bleak and grey vision of the future where there was only war... and no dinosaurs. The children that had been raised in the midst of the dino-craze were now the men and women who fought in the war; a cunning generation with such dinotastic courage that the fascistic dino-hating axis was deluded enough to challenge... The rest is history.After the war, shamefully, wasn't the love for dinosaurs rekindled in the hearts of men. The introduction of television, coca-cola and rock'n'roll to the general populace made dinosaurs seem less extravagant and yesterdays news (which was a plan by the fascist dino-hating axis to pussyfy their enemies and weaken our economy). Since then have dinosaurs been seen as "fucking lame", "only interesting for nerdy faggots" and "RAAAWRING!" (a way of saying 'boring' in old dinosaur-speak, which most people could speak fluently back in the 'Spring of the Dinosaur')New trends emerged through the decades, but none were about dinosaurs. It seemed that the fascists had won after all...Heroic efforts by the League of Extra-Cool Dino-Men were made to awaken the interest for dinosaurs amongst the populace, producing films such as 'Jurassic Park', 'The Land Before', 'Dinosaur' and 'WE'RE BACK!' (which were all totally financed by L.E.C.D.M), but the films didn't gain as much popularity as anticipated.Right now all our hope lies with the upcoming 4th 'Jurassic Park' movie, which is the Leagues latest effort of making dinosaurs relevant again. In a press conference, held by the Leagues PR-consult Bridget "Feathers on Skin" McBlott, she told reporters that Jurassica Park IV would be the L.E.C.D.M's final go at re-popping dinosaurs.She wnet on to say that "There is no money left. Nada. Zip-Zap-Stop. Finito. For decades has our organisation been funded with oil money, which dinosaur ghosts have graciously gifted us with, leading us to their ancient burialgrounds and letting us pump their Dino-Essence and use that money to fund our goodhearted dino-propaganda. Praise Dino!"She went on to say that "Now the last drop of oil is gone so there is no financing to spread the sacred message of the Dino. Our tries of saving humanity from the coming financial collapse by sparking an interest in people for dino-merchandise, which would greatly boost our shared economical interests, have all failed. We beg for forgivness, gentle Dino Lords! Praise Dino", after which the whole conferenceroom started doing a ritualistic dinosaur mating-dance which ended in a tender farewell orgy between the reporters and the L.E.C.D.M. "It was immensely beautiful and yet incredibly sad" said one of the reporters, "knowing that there wouldn't be anymore dinosaur films being made after JP IV, so we fucked eachother good and hard trying to show our devotion to the dinosaur spirit, despite the general populace being incredibly fucking ignorant for not liking dinosaurs!"What will happen to our world economy depends on the upcoming films success on the box-office and wether it sparks a new love for giant lizards or not. All we can personally do is go watch the movie several times (NO PIRATING! IF YOU PIRATE JP IV YOU HA… Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 24 posts and 5 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> roflcoptr - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 11:51:56 EST kDcs+sap No.23883 Reply powerful thread 7 years later./dino/ >> Reuben Blackwill - Sat, 11 Apr 2020 00:11:31 EST 7upBljl3 No.23888 Reply >>23883We could have prevented the crisis if we'd all gone to see the JW movies...;____; >> Priscilla Gockleman - Thu, 14 Jan 2021 18:46:58 EST kGkJvUhx No.23950 Reply I wish dinosaurs made a comeback.
>> roflcoptr - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 11:51:56 EST kDcs+sap No.23883 Reply powerful thread 7 years later./dino/
>> Reuben Blackwill - Sat, 11 Apr 2020 00:11:31 EST 7upBljl3 No.23888 Reply >>23883We could have prevented the crisis if we'd all gone to see the JW movies...;____;
>> Priscilla Gockleman - Thu, 14 Jan 2021 18:46:58 EST kGkJvUhx No.23950 Reply I wish dinosaurs made a comeback.
