Well I am American so I would naturally shoot the damned thing if I had my gun on me.

If not? Resort to wit. Whatever humor you think would suit a therapist. Does it like stand up? Fuck I wish ck didn’t jack his balding wiener in front of those chicks. Anyways yeah would the T. rex like to hear a monologue? I don’t know they’re probably sick of the little arms thing. They’re used to it. I knew a girl named Hyman, she probably proved to have a life in a very similar way.

The cops rolled up on me here. I hope they don’t now.

>>23330
I'd probably shit myself and wonder why I got so close to a dinosaur.
Then I'd try to throw my headphones or laptop at it.
Then I'd try to get to a fucking knife or gun so I don't fucking die because there's a FUCKING T-REX RAWRING AT ME


r.i.p.
~"he was delicious"~

>>23330
Try and not be the slowest person in the immediate vicinity. Get inside something made of relatively thick (and heavy so it can't pick it up) metal or stone because it's a giant lizard, not a dragon. It can't chew through those things.

Not really

YO
YO
YO
This is me, my own species, aint no bitch like Trex, bathomet or whatever the fuck u wanna call me next.
ill bite off ur neck, like jurrassic park, ill cum in the hole, then make u come apart ;)
finished, little bitch.

>>19450
SMOKE TRIASSIC BLUNTS
FUCK CRETACEOUS CUNTS
HUMANS ARE MY LUNCH
FEMUR'S GONNA CRUNCH
RAWR MOTHERFUCKER ROAR
YEAH
UNH
ROAR
RAWR MOTHERFUCKER ROAR
"lemme get some MOAR!"

Might have tiny arms but my dick is enough to squash ya
Hope you know the shaman my era's devoid of doctors
Made it through the famine my homies are poppin' lobsters

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DICKS EVERYWHERE

DICKS EVERYWHERE

𒀝𒅗𒁺𒌑

once, way back before all this pussy shit like trees or air the crabs had their day
one day again soon

Of course there were, like sea scorpions

and trilobites, a heck of a lot of them

>>23726
Never forget.

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>>23690
Disclaimer: The following is mere speculation and does not necessarily represent truth since presenting the actual, factual evidence of it all would put me and my associates in danger.

You see way back, even before the dinosaurs roamed, the planet existed in a higher frequency that could be seen as a different plane of existance from what we have come to know as "reality of life".
Among the inhabitants of said plane of existance was a sort of grand reptile mass-consciousness that (due to the planet's shift into 3rd-dimensional gear) had to fragment and place it's selves into different scales and shapes of carbon-based biomass entities, in order to descend with earth to avoid extinction.
These lifeforms came to be what we now call "dinosaurs", which really were but a mere shadow of their original form.
But again, this is just a speculation.

How do you explain THIS then??????

As our soul decays, we reach higher planes of existence.

We are the sloughed off flesh of a rotting god so deep in the void it is physically impossible to reach him.

We can’t travel faster than the distance entropy dooms is to. The rate is too high.

>>22865
>>22866

Fuck I fucked this up, someone post that comic about smoking owls. All you get here are turtles and owls.

>>20190

>>20190

>>22811
Yeah troodonts probably had at least crow like intelligence and crows hold funerals for their dead

>>22809
Mass extinctions very much influence evolution, you're stupid.

>>22811
According to this theory, the avian cerebrum is almost entirely composed of basal ganglia, the basal ganglia is involved in only instinctive behaviour, and the malleable behaviour that is thought to typify mammals exclusively requires the so-called neocortex. However, towards the end of the twentieth century, there accumulated a wealth of evidence that these viewpoints were incorrect. The avian cerebrum has a large pallial territory that performs functions similar to those of the mammalian cortex. Although the avian pallium is nuclear, and the mammalian cortex is laminar in organization, the avian pallium supports cognitive abilities similar to, and for some species more advanced than, those of many mammals. To eliminate these misconceptions, an international forum of neuroscientists (BOX 1) has, for the first time in 100 years, developed new terminology that more accurately reflects our current understanding of the avian cerebrum and its homologies with mammals. This change in terminology is part of a new understanding of vertebrate brain evolution.

The apparent pallial relationships between these mammalian and avian brain regions were also supported by molecular embryology studies28,68,69. During development, both the avian hyperstriatum and neostriatum and the mammalian pallium express the pallium-specific transcription factors EMX1, PAX6 and TBR1. The developmental data led to uncertainties about how much of the archistriatum is pallial28,30. However, comparisons of the expression of the brain-derived neurotrophic factor (BDNF ) and the glutamate receptor mGluR2 in adult birds and mammals indicated that the entire avian archistriatum, as defined in brain atlases17,70, expresses these pallium-specific mRNAs34,36. Further studies of the comparative expression patterns of other glutamate receptors in adult birds and mammals36 support these conclusions. Together, these studies indicate that the avian hyperstriatum, neostriatum, and archistriatum might be homologous to mammalian pallial regions.


An example of how avian pallial and sub-pallial areas can interact to produce complex behaviour in the context of the new view of avian brain organization can be seen in the brain pathways that con…

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>>22931

]awesu,m

nigga fuck you

>>23092
/dino/ not even once.

These animals all look like total assholes

>>23682

what about sharks

>>23663
>>23664
>>23666
>>23669
These are dinosaurs. We want things that look like dinosaurs, not actual dinosaurs.