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Mexican Scientists Discover New Dinosaur Has Booty Spikes

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- Thu, 14 Jun 2018 17:10:14 EST kp0O/F+7 No.23647
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damn gurl are you Acantholipan gonzalezi cuz that booty could kill the club

https://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/Mexican-Scientists-Discover-New-Dinosaur-Species-20180612-0027.html
>Paleontologists at Mexico's acclaimed Desert Museum have discovered the remains of a new species of dinosaur that inhabited the coast of northwest Coahuila state 85 million years ago, making it the oldest dinosaur to have inhabited the region.

>The name Acantholipan gonzalezi, comes from the Greek acanthos, which means spine, and Lipan, in honor of the brave Apache tribe that inhabited the region where the specimen was found.

>Acantholipan differs from its closest relatives such as Nodosaurus and Niobrarasaurus, since the ulna (one of the bones of their forearms), has a much larger projection than in other nodosaurs, in addition to having conical spines in the pelvic region.
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Samuel Pishfield - Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:53:02 EST +D4GB2oV No.23654 Reply
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Mexican dino 🐊🐲

I just discovered a really cool thing

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- Sat, 09 May 2020 00:58:58 EST qEQ0ggIk No.23895
File: 1589000338265.jpg -(322047B / 314.50KB, 1200x900) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I just discovered a really cool thing
The Crystal Palace Dinosaurs in London.

During the early days of Paleontology a bunch of statues were put up in 1854 in London for the public. They are totally inaccurate by today's science (they have the famously wrong Iguanodon with a thumb for a horn) but they are just so cool and quaint and have survived until today, although they are in somewhat disrepair but have been taken into protection by the Historical Society.
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Hugh Hashbury - Thu, 14 May 2020 19:48:27 EST 0W40+vts No.23901 Reply
>>23895
I remember seeing these featured in this dinosaur relayed VHS I loved and wore out as a kid but forget the name of,.

Part of it had like weirdly animated dinosaur versions of the people involved with like glasses and mustaches and shit and the tape started with some guy going through a weird house with dinosaur things in it. Anybody remember the name? Not to hijack thread.

Oldtime folk tried the best they could to figure out these crazy monsters, if this was the scientific idea then and we also today still have people who think dinos don't real and fossils are deceptions from the devil so I can only imagine some of the things random pockets of regular people thought of these fucking things.
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Lydia Nicklespear - Sun, 31 May 2020 00:35:45 EST jZT8Ophu No.23911 Reply
please post more, OP...
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Martha Cleffingpire - Mon, 20 Jul 2020 07:39:24 EST wR78Ex6H No.23930 Reply
IIRC, one of the statues recently got damaged. Fucking English cunts probably cut on maintaining that stuff.

They'd probably rather maintain literal slave trader statues, those fucking Tory cocksuckers.

BWD

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- Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:35:43 EST Lyoz8k0Q No.17763
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What happened to the bump when Dino'd thread?

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Cyril Blythehood - Wed, 20 May 2020 18:36:39 EST 0W40+vts No.23905 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Hedda Hablingfuck - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 18:09:24 EST RECcI3bL No.23928 Reply
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>>17763
So glad the site is back, I couldn't live without my dino
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Samuel Nenningfoot - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 22:38:33 EST 0W40+vts No.23929 Reply
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Found my childhood copy this in an old box, reading it getting dino'd AF

Can't unsee dinosaur in birds

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- Fri, 06 Apr 2012 09:30:41 EST G+O3yQZI No.18601
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When did you realise that bird = dinosaur?
I'm not sure when for me, about 12 or so? I wonder now why it was even debated so long, look at them. There are still people who debate against it, aren't there?
What blows my mind are african greys, birds (dinosaurs) with the intelligence of a 3-5 year old, with the ability to learn human language (like actually use it, not just 'parrot' it). There's our inteligent dinosaurs.
Also the fact that i can have as many pet dinosaurs as i want. I currently have five. Awesome badass dinosaurs with huge claws for their size and gorgeous iridescent feathers and bright orange eyes and pink feet. They can be really vicious when they want to be, you can see the velociraptor in them, they're also a lot smarter than people think. Smarter than mammals of similar size (like rats) by far. Do you guys have any pet dinosaurs?
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Oliver Giddlefit - Wed, 25 Mar 2020 07:32:59 EST 0W40+vts No.23881 Reply
>>23880
As the children like saying today, everyone is gangsta until he comes up dino steppin
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Charlotte Sarrygold - Wed, 15 Apr 2020 11:29:51 EST 0W40+vts No.23889 Reply
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Oh shit dinosaurs have aligned themselves with School
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Frederick Chugglefuck - Wed, 24 Jun 2020 07:48:39 EST yHNYG5Z0 No.23923 Reply
Have you seen tits chase Fly? You may not like it, but thats what peak performance looks like

??????

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- Sun, 24 May 2020 03:21:54 EST NxcNBpKH No.23907
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Why the fuck didn't Allosaurs have feathers but the Tyrannosaurus Rex did? It's literally just a smaller T-rex it doesn't make sense
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Augustus Chaffingdock - Sun, 14 Jun 2020 18:22:03 EST qssXGBQi No.23921 Reply
>>23907 It's 202.0 Nothing makes sense anymore my dude.
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Reuben Femmlefuck - Mon, 22 Jun 2020 05:35:28 EST /s9AiCRb No.23922 Reply
>>23909
we have proof dinosaurs were real, the sizes are an estimation tho

YOUR FIRST RESPONSE TO A T-REX RAWRING AT YOU

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- Fri, 22 Jul 2016 00:04:00 EST gyIfUxzn No.23330
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This honestly isnt one of my brighter ideas but my first response was to take off my shoe throw it and try scoring a bonus point down its throat while it rawred at me.
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Charles Sinningmodge - Fri, 05 Jun 2020 11:47:04 EST 0W40+vts No.23915 Reply
Rawr back at it and tell it to fuck off it lost evolution and then shoot it with a gun that my species (mine, not his) made.

In my head while I shit myself before being crunched to death
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Rimbo Zorbus - Sun, 07 Jun 2020 18:58:15 EST ZdGtd3OE No.23916 Reply
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Why didn't anybody say "take off my pants and fuck it"


can dino forgive me?

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- Fri, 28 Oct 2016 03:02:04 EST YdEFe+Qq No.23398
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Yeah I made a few mistakes. But who are you to judge me? I didn't want to end up like this. But its even worse having you juding me. What's a dino to do? Can you not forgive me for the mistakes I've made? Being on the registary has made things hard dinos. Gotta go see the probation tyransorus. Dino can't even find a job. I wish there was a way to go back on it all, but there isn't. What's a dino gotta do to prove that he's not so bad?
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Walter Wazzlewell - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 22:03:05 EST urFKQlHV No.23399 Reply
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>>23398
Sorry, I just don't like the look of you.
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Samuel Donkinwure - Sat, 23 May 2020 16:06:45 EST kT3Ym7WM No.23906 Reply
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when his height starts with 8'

S P I N O B O I

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- Wed, 29 Apr 2020 16:18:48 EST XmMMINN2 No.23892
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https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/2020/04/spinosaurus-graphic-reconstructing-gigantic-aquatic-predator/

Oh shit, Spinosaurus had a swimming tail!

DinoRaps?

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- Wed, 21 Nov 2012 06:41:52 EST GbJ87yyj No.19450
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Anyone want to rap about dinosaurs with me?
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Eliza Neblingkadging - Sun, 14 Jul 2019 13:30:35 EST USKy2DL6 No.23791 Reply
>>19450
I'm a giant T-Rex, so watch me flex
I've got so much strength, who needs dex?
I'm a massive motherfucker havin T-Rex sex
And I'm the biggest motherfucker in the /dino/ index

Dinosaurs, our shared history and future - by Bumble Bumbum

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- Sat, 17 Aug 2013 16:55:43 EST iEYL2205 No.20505
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The problem with /dino/ is that in todays mundane society aren't dinosaurs (blessed they are) as cool as they were back in the day.

According to Google Trends were dinosaurs most popular in 1929, which was the year when the first dinosaur skeleton was discovered by archaeologist Sir Dr. Howard Carter. After its discovery it didn't take long until other eager archaeologists flooded the deserts with their pickaxes and dug up more skeletons -"each more buttfuck ugly than the last", as the young John Loyd Stephens said in an interview about his hobby: Dinosauring.

Dinosaurs - name coined by Sir Carter - was the rave in intellectual discussion circles, speculating about these ghastly beasts and their origin. The knowledge of them quickly spread to the general population, where it became the most popular topic of smalltalk, even going as far as topping the Stock Market Crash and the weather.

In the memoirs of Sir Carter he wrote "Inquiries on the mystery that is the spectacular dinosaur has become the new meaning of humanitys existense: what they were, where they came from and where they went are questions that require answers. But... My heart is filled with sadness due to the fact that the dinosaurs we find all seem to be dead, which means that can't we question them about themselves. Aye, a pity it is...".

The mysterious dinosaurs gained climbing interest during the following decade, which came to be the most prosperous time in human history.
A new marked had been established: the Dino-market, which produced and sold dino- toys, dino-candy, dino-cuttlery, dino-clothes, dino-tools, dino-dynamite, dino- cars, dino-everything. Litterature on dinosaurs reached over various genres, amongst which were scientific, fictive, musicbooks, childbooks, pop-upbooks, and even erotic (RAAAWWR!); the list goes on. Anything could be turned into some form of dinosaur-esqe theme and it sold like melted butter, helping the US economy stand on its feet again after the recession. People were crazy about dinosaurs (much thanks to glorious advertising) and nothing but dinosaurs were on peoples minds and lips. There is no debate among economists and historians that without the discovery of dinosaurs and the commercialisation of them would the worlds economy have died and went extinct like the dinosaurs (may them rest in peace).

Despite the growing economy and love amongst the people problems arose...
When the second world war broke out. It changed how we viewed the world and the once golden future people had imagined alongside dinosaur-paraphernalia faded as it was instead replaced by a bleak and grey vision of the future where there was only war... and no dinosaurs.
The children that had been raised in the midst of the dino-craze were now the men and women who fought in the war; a cunning generation with such dinotastic courage that the fascistic dino-hating axis was deluded enough to challenge... The rest is history.

After the war, shamefully, wasn't the love for dinosaurs rekindled in the hearts of men.
The introduction of television, coca-cola and rock'n'roll to the general populace made dinosaurs seem less extravagant and yesterdays news (which was a plan by the fascist dino-hating axis to pussyfy their enemies and weaken our economy). Since then have dinosaurs been seen as "fucking lame", "only interesting for nerdy faggots" and "RAAAWRING!" (a way of saying 'boring' in old dinosaur-speak, which most people could speak fluently back in the 'Spring of the Dinosaur')

New trends emerged through the decades, but none were about dinosaurs. It seemed that the fascists had won after all...

Heroic efforts by the League of Extra-Cool Dino-Men were made to awaken the interest for dinosaurs amongst the populace, producing films such as 'Jurassic Park', 'The Land Before', 'Dinosaur' and 'WE'RE BACK!' (which were all totally financed by L.E.C.D.M), but the films didn't gain as much popularity as anticipated.

Right now all our hope lies with the upcoming 4th 'Jurassic Park' movie, which is the Leagues latest effort of making dinosaurs relevant again. In a press conference, held by the Leagues PR-consult Bridget "Feathers on Skin" McBlott, she told reporters that Jurassica Park IV would be the L.E.C.D.M's final go at re-popping dinosaurs.
She wnet on to say that "There is no money left. Nada. Zip-Zap-Stop. Finito. For decades has our organisation been funded with oil money, which dinosaur ghosts have graciously gifted us with, leading us to their ancient burialgrounds and letting us pump their Dino-Essence and use that money to fund our goodhearted dino-propaganda. Praise Dino!"
She went on to say that "Now the last drop of oil is gone so there is no financing to spread the sacred message of the Dino. Our tries of saving humanity from the coming financial collapse by sparking an interest in people for dino-merchandise, which would greatly boost our shared economical interests, have all failed. We beg for forgivness, gentle Dino Lords! Praise Dino", after which the whole conferenceroom started doing a ritualistic dinosaur mating-dance which ended in a tender farewell orgy between the reporters and the L.E.C.D.M.
"It was immensely beautiful and yet incredibly sad" said one of the reporters, "knowing that there wouldn't be anymore dinosaur films being made after JP IV, so we fucked eachother good and hard trying to show our devotion to the dinosaur spirit, despite the general populace being incredibly fucking ignorant for not liking dinosaurs!"

What will happen to our world economy depends on the upcoming films success on the box-office and wether it sparks a new love for giant lizards or not. All we can personally do is go watch the movie several times (NO PIRATING! IF YOU PIRATE JP IV YOU HATE DINOSAURS!) and spread the message of the dinosaurs.
You don't want our economy to collapse, do you...?
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UnamusementPark !ikwaNLFmBo - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 19:41:31 EST jSpPiW4n No.23851 Reply
>>23805
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roflcoptr - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 11:51:56 EST kDcs+sap No.23883 Reply
powerful thread 7 years later.

/dino/
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Reuben Blackwill - Sat, 11 Apr 2020 00:11:31 EST 7upBljl3 No.23888 Reply
>>23883
We could have prevented the crisis if we'd all gone to see the JW movies...

;____;

Dinobetes

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- Mon, 25 Nov 2019 04:48:04 EST 8pcZONeW No.23835
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Seriously did they get diabetes
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Phoebe Muzzledirk - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 13:02:10 EST AuroEA6+ No.23866 Reply
there was an unproduced Godzilla movie that started with the dead body of Godzilla washing up on shore having died from diabetes

T-Rex Appreciation Thread

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- Wed, 27 Mar 2019 22:58:05 EST lEX2dNFx No.23743
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More like T-Rekts amirite? Most powerful bite force ever and a huge 12ft cock. Tis good to be the tyrant lizard king.
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Sidney Sennerfield - Sun, 29 Sep 2019 10:59:12 EST BApuzidh No.23813 Reply
Bruh, T. rex with a 12 foot cock would be like a quarter of it's body length. thta's like having a cock as long as your shin. Although, I guess elephants and horses are pretty endowed tbh, maybe the stories are true...

DaggerMountain

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!8davHXfHRc - Sat, 11 Jan 2020 18:08:16 EST jSpPiW4n No.23856
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!+>[_]
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