So fucking tired of seeing these nubucks walking around all the time.

THIS is what tusks should look like.

>>23658
Hey, listen here your four ton faggot. Prehistoric elephants couldn't afford to grow these luxurious eight foot tusks because of THE WAR. Young pachyderms today wouldn't know about attrition because of the genetic code WE GAVE THEM. Show some respect to your extinct elders.

>>22809

It seems like you don't disagree with 22802, just with his choice of words. Smoke moar nigga—Cannabaceae plants existed in the cretaceous!

Birds don't have cortex like we do, so any "thinking" dinosaurs probably didnt have anything like our conscious experience.

That said, since a lot of birds can problem-solve, and dinosaurs were around for so long, I would expect that at least some evolved to a great-ape level of self-awareness. I wonder if any pack dinosaurs developed empathy or fairness?

>>22809

>They don't even affect evolution.

Wat.

i like dinos

>>22133
God I fucking love dinosaurs

>>23614
Sounds cool, how do we know though? AFAIK we only ever find bones and maybe feathers from dinos, but please correct me if I'm wrong.

>>23611
Baryonyx

> ghost shark.

Nigga got a venomous poisonous razor sharp spine.

Eat me and you die motherfucker

Can parrots change colours?

>>23619
in some cases, yeah
ringnecks develop their neck ring when they're adults and many of them start off with pink beaks and feet before they turn dark grey.
also, colors become more bright with age.

I literally got an erection, is this bad?

Mexican dino 🐊🐲

>>23637
I think dinos need to get into the third dimension. I think we've said everything we wanted to about dinos, but they're cool to look at and hear roar so lets get more 3d stuff to experience more dinos with.

>According to Google Trends were dinosaurs most popular in 1929, which was the year when the first dinosaur skeleton was discovered by archaeologist Sir Dr. Howard Carter.

But that's wrong!

>>23640
Yes, technically you're correct in that statement Mr. Crashlire.
Dr. Carter was knighted five years AFTER his bone-shattering discovery of Ducy the dinosaur skeleton, thus having the title of 'Sir' to his name not in 1929 but rather in June, 1934.

It was surely a simple mistake by the writer at the time and you did a great service by pointing it out. This part of our history is too valuable to be lost and damned to be deemed as "fake news" (or something along those lies) and thus losing its rightful credibility, because of simple typos like this.

>>23637
I don’t mind it. It introduces the public to dinosaurs they haven’t seen before, despite how inaccurate they may be. You go out and survey people before Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and ask them what a Sinoceratops is, they’ll have no idea. After the movie, do it again, and I can almost guarantee that they’ll know exactly what it is and rattle off a few facts about it. If anything, dinosaurs in media is good

Dino's are all fake n gay anyways. They are nothing but Jew, illuminati dino propaganda anyways.

>>23539
this is my favorite costume of the day

I buy fossils on ebay ant the things people try to pass off as 'GENUINE DINOSAUR FOSSIL RARE $2400 BUY IT NOW' are truly ridiculous.

Lots of random round rocks as 'DINOSAUR EGG', a rock with a couple depressions weathered in it ' DINOSAUR SKULL', rough coral/bryozoan encrustation type fossils as DINOSAUR SKIN', etc.

>>23567
how many costumes do you encounter in a day?

Keep /dino/ alive

>>23490 sweet... dinosaur... fossil. Definitely not a Phacopid

Oil > $
Dinosaurs still rule

>>20726
Found the following and was reminded of this story

>"...a Special Forces team operating in Afghanistan in 2002 encountered one of the creatures while on a patrol looking for a lost unit in an isolated part of the country. The soldier tells Marzulli his unit made its way along a goat path near a cave where the team noticed an unusual pattern of rocks, bones, and, ominously, a broken piece of communications equipment of the type used by the American military."

>"While pondering this, the team was surprised by a man “at least twelve to fifteen feet in height.” The creature had long, red hair and skewered one operator, identified as “Dan,” with a pike-like weapon. The remainder of the team opened fire, repeatedly shooting the creature in the face and eventually killing it. The full length of the engagement was only 30 seconds."

>“At first you think, this has got to be a joke, this has got to be hoax,” he admitted. “Then after things go down a certain way, and you keep hearing it, you start to realize it’s not a joke. They kept telling us to keep our weapons high, which means normally you are ready to put two in the chest on in the head, but they kept telling us to put it towards a man’s head and put it higher. So we would question why do they want us to shoot higher than a man’s head?”

Linky: http://www.wnd.com/2016/08/is-u-s-government-hiding-the-giant-of-kandahar/

Vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAEdur0F-aU [Embed]

Would jesus fuck a dinosaur?

>>23387
I don't know what sexual preferences the historical figure of Jesus H. Christ had, but I could imagine he'd at least consider it (though "fuck" is such an ugly word. I think he'd call it something like "interspecial duo-sexual merrymaking", but again; I can't be certain).

>>23642

Don't bump this thread unless it's in remembrance of Al Kaida nb

I WANNA GET HIGH WITTH A DINOSAAAAAUUUUUUR

>>23554
bump

>>23554
i wanna fuck a dinosaur!

>>23554
I wanna eat a dinosaur

Knew what it was before I clicked it. some dinosaurs every day

looks like one hell of a party op

>>23599
I should have said 'interpretation'.

Not that it really matters.

>>23595
they look like chimps with wings and cool heads

>>23604
it makes sense that everything we're told about primate & mammalian evolution would be a lie spread by big dino

DICKS EVERYWHERE

it's true though. fossils are literally just rocks that they carve out of rocks. they're just sculptures.