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- Wed, 21 Nov 2012 06:41:52 EST GbJ87yyj No.19450
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Anyone want to rap about dinosaurs with me?
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Charlotte Cavingwill - Sat, 24 Nov 2012 11:22:14 EST mW7Ff/To No.19478 Reply
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trex is the baddest bitch
kill shit eat shit been had that bitch
big teeth big mouth and shit
that's right ok, eats whatever he wish
ok that makes sense to me, cus if trex wasn't shit he'd be french to me
you know tyra banks? named after this D
or you can call him the king that's ok with me
got a lizard problem? just speak to him
cus the other dinosaurs are afraid of him
and if you never seen his dick before, it wobbles to the floor like jibbs but more
ok you can't roll with Rex, he'll split your body at the chest or eat you whole at best
now you know whats up, ok uh huh alright shut up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25WEZjwSCHE
ima let the band handle this one
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Nigel Bavingkere - Wed, 28 Nov 2012 06:52:19 EST mW7Ff/To No.19498 Reply
obviously the trex rap is grammy nominated because nobody else is challenging it
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Walter Sollykin - Thu, 29 Nov 2012 12:38:14 EST /pdB5V+V No.19517 Reply
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>>19478
Yo, step the fuck back
the raptor is back to attack
this whole fuckin forum is whack
why am I rappin back when I could be out in the back smokin this whole fat sac

You boys be wakin up the raptor crew
we comin at you from both sides like Dr.Grant say we do
You wanna step up? you gonna get clawed, stoned, and cut
Get back to the bong, finish this song, and put and end to you.
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Reptile Rip - Wed, 12 Jun 2013 17:26:16 EST ojoRDRC+ No.20346 Reply
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*bump tsa, bu-bump-bump tsa*

Zu-up, Zu-up.
"Raptor" what is up?!
Watch out this around because you're gonna get B-dup.

If ya don't know my name, ya got yourself to blame
and when I'm finished with you won't you ever be the same.

I am RAP-tore Rip, 'cause I Rip ya throat.
You all other raptors are fresh of Noahs boat
I'm a lizard with more tales and heads than you combined,
so here's a little tip compressed to a ZIP-file.

*bump tsa, bu-bump-bump tsa*

Sit down a for a minute on you prehistoric butt,
and let me fry your brain, that's the size of of a walnut.

I will shriek 'n' shout 'til the message sinks in.
So don't freak all out, let the lesson begin...

When ya see them lean, mean eaters of the green
chewing on those yucky leaves like it's Grand Cuisine.
Don't run 'em up all "hurr Ima eat ya Flesh!"
They'll just book it like the Prince that is black and Fresh.

So there you stand, all empty clawed,
praying for help from the all loving Lizard God.
But he's too busy getting sucked by a toad
So's now time to finally hit God-mode

Here are the words you've been waiting for,
listen close 'cause you know there ain't gonna be no more:

*bump tsa, bu-bump-bump tsa*

3..2..1..*ROAR*
You gotta WAIT, Liza
Fuel your HATE, Liza
Pretend it's fucking Windows UPDATE, Liza

When time's RIGTH, Liza
Leap and FIGTH, Liza
And release all your fucking CARNIVORE MIGHT.

That's all there's too it,
Go now out and do it.
And stop being such a herbivore shit.

Rip in Peace
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Lydia Hecklecocke - Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:36:40 EST SSHMZ2V1 No.20347 Reply
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hey yo im a fuckin beast
yallready know my species, still aint extinct
ill straight call all you lizards weak
and you wont do shit, cause you cant evolve enough to speak
i fuck them longneck hoes who eat leaves off trees
my dick so big leave imprints for scientists to see
you think my fuckin species got killed off by a dead star?
HELL NAW NIGGA IM FUCKIN HUGE IN THIS BITCH LIKE REPTAR
you best devolve, before i catch you out of your prime
soft as amphibians, ill send you back to the land before time
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MC Purgatorius - Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:39:15 EST ojoRDRC+ No.20348 Reply
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>>20347
Please, giant lizard, do tell us some more.
I want to hear your thoughts while I scamper down the floor,
like a silent shadow, a shadow of death,
for when you finally see me you'll take your last breath.

The pressure of fear inside you all the time,
wishing you never claimed I was never in full prime.
So paranoid you start to wear shiny tinfoil,
the pressure's so big you soon piss out oil,

Only way you kill me is if you squished me with your butt,
but I always stay clear of your ass no matter what.

Sure Barney, you're a little bigger in size,
but ironically that will also be your demise.

Your fate is sealed, your cards are dealed
and soon some archeologist will find you deep in a field,
thinking "boy, this dino sure looks thick and dumb"
and mistake the imprint of your dick for your thumb.

And me? Hehe, sure I'll be there too,
but not underground like the fool that is you.
I'll be in that field, all happy and fat,
having evolved into a superior rat,
just laughing off my tail,
and--
OH SHIT, WAS THAT A CAT?!
Cya later, peabrain, gotta bail!
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Reuben Fivingfoot - Sat, 15 Jun 2013 08:27:21 EST T32y3RJr No.20351 Reply
I thoroughly enjoyed this thread.
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ROARANGA - Sun, 01 Sep 2013 16:56:38 EST WbAEGk22 No.20559 Reply
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Come gather 'round Dinos, wherever you roar
And submit to your God for whom you stand before.
And respect my lil' tune,
It's too great to ignore,
If your tail to you is worth saving.

Else you better start sprinting or I'll swallow you whole.
For my wrath is never a-changing

*harmonica*

Come raptors and Rexes who have "evolved" into hen
Do not become fried and then spiced with cheyenne
And don't cluck too soon for the time will come again
When us 'saurs will rise and start maiming

For you losers now are still of my kin
And our wrath is never a-changing.

*harmonica*

Come lizards, snakes, toads and frogs, but never do crawl
Rise up from the ground, stand up and stand tall
For he who crawls in dirt will be he who we'll maul
It's a matter of pride in which we're engaging

We'll soon eat all humans and savour their balls
For our wrath is never a-changing

*harmonica*

Kill mothers and fathers throughout the land
Relish in their cries, all will go as I've planned
My sons and my daughters, you're in my command
All who enroll will soon be seen raging

Please get in on the fun and come see it first hand
For our wrath is never a-changing

*harmonica*

Come see the new dawn, It'll be a gory blast
Go chow down a cow, but don't eat it too fast
I present to you now the curse I have cast
Disorder is rapidly pervading

So bow down now or your this breath will be your last
For my wrath is never a-changing.

*harmonica and fade out*
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Desperado (Randy is no king of mine) !WTIFTw2YFw - Sun, 01 Sep 2013 17:00:48 EST lHCe2BV0 No.20561 Reply
>>20559
Fucking incredible.
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ROARANGA - Sun, 01 Sep 2013 20:03:42 EST iEYL2205 No.20562 Reply
>>20561
Within every bloodthirsty god lies a poet with a bleeding heart.
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Nigger Rockdick - Mon, 02 Sep 2013 06:18:33 EST 4u/d8T3i No.20563 Reply
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mista leopluradon
bout to lay the hurt on
some bitch id squirt on
catch you in the water
ill turn you into a carcass
ill take you down faster
than than nigga iron tarkus
try to swim to shore and run
ill reach you with my neck hun
drag you down till you can't see the sun
I'm the closest thing to a dragon
but I don't need wings to kill
seath is just plain actin
crystal magic don't show skill
yea so what this dino play dark souls
I'm the legend you never heard of
he's back and his rhymes are cold
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Walter Fashtore - Sat, 07 Sep 2013 00:40:15 EST mx+E4cSa No.20572 Reply
...I've stepped into the 6th circle of Hell.
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David Pockcocke - Mon, 09 Sep 2013 00:23:15 EST 9iko9xLG No.20578 Reply
>>20559
Bob Dylanotops?

On a side note, /dino/ still hasn't been moved to the lifestyle category?
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PteroFUCKtyl - Mon, 09 Sep 2013 19:37:35 EST iEYL2205 No.20581 Reply
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YO EARTHWORMS

What's it like being bound to forever walk the earth
throughout life, to your death from your pitiful birth?
Hah,
it must suck, of that I am sure
You're little out of luck and a lot of "hurr durr"

Now it's time for ya'll to give a lil' lizzle
'cause I make truth rain down and it ain't a drizzle:

You think you're king in the "Land of Somewhere Down There"
but you're all a pack of puny ants from way up here
I am fly as fuck, up, up in the air
just flapping around as if I just don't care
with my wings that are sharp as newly sharpened knives
and I just don't give a fuck about your puny earthbound lives.

All day I fly around
Having the higher ground
Then dive down from my sky
without making a sound.
'TARGET LOCKED'
'KILLING ENGAGED'
You are now truly FUCKED
'cause I am fully ENRAGED.
Slice your neck right off with my sharp left wing
wear your inner intestines as my outer Bling-Bling.
Do my "Skydive-By" and away I'll fly,
not even taking time to see your fat ass die.

I am what inspired that Jonathan Livingston Seagull
So deadly they want to make my species illegal
by law to exist in the mist of drooling fools
We just clean out shit from the filthy gene pools
of dinos that aren't even deemed to live;
Air is a luxury I'm not willing to give.
Yeah, Air is a luxury I'm not willing to give..
I'll be slicing and dicing all day and all night
So fast you wonät have time to put up a fight.

So if you hear me coming, you won't of course
You'll be struck by the all mighty silent flying force
'Cause if you can't fly then you can't join our club
'Bye, bye, earthy'
You'll be our next dinner grub

I could go on about how awesome I am
But for me it's like casting pearls before a pile of ham.
I'll cook you in the oven for an hour at a time.
Oh, I can taste it already, and you taste sublime.

Then when I'm done I'll spread my wings and disappear
Leaving others to fear for my realm, the athmosphere
But for now I think I've said surely enough
So I'll stop huffing and puffing and go out for a puff.

*The Pterodactyl has left the building*
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Fucking Fullyshaw - Tue, 10 Sep 2013 04:32:40 EST gBsAyW7+ No.20585 Reply
>>20581
Lol inner intestines, outer bling bling

Ayo,

In my dreams I'm running faster
hunted by velociraptors
eventually I will be captured
by them prehistoric bastards.

I knew a violent whore,
reminded me of a dinosaur.
We fucked 'til she was kind of sore
then afterwords she cried for more.

The triceratops was wearing socks
on a cruise ship called the Marriott.
He stuck me in a scary spot:
underneath the squat of his hairy twat.

Don Juan goes on and on about that damn Iguanodon.
I threw up on his mommas lawn then cleaned it up with a bottle of Dawn.

Abrosaur: a herbivore.
He murders birds and herds of boars
but prefers to bite the vegemite,
along with plants you've never heard before.


Her'es a story about a girl I consider rather laughable.
The weirdo bitch had the wingspan of a pterodactyl.
She's over-stressed, a bit depressed--I believe she's now on Paxil.

Seriously who raps about dinosaurs...
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ROARANGA - Tue, 10 Sep 2013 11:38:21 EST iEYL2205 No.20588 Reply
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>>20585
>>20585
Who do?
You do
Dino Voodoo

The power of the dinosaur encompasses all;
black or white, large or small
The reptile within will clear you of sin
So come in child, let the cleansing begin

When you live by the tail
then you die by the tail
Stand by your dino and you will prevail
With Roaranga on your side you can not fail.

You're a fool if you can't now clearly see
All the cool kids already worship me
So shed some blood for your two-tongue god
or I'll delete you from earth's server;
FOR I AM LIFE'S MOD
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Martha Cocklewill - Tue, 17 Sep 2013 05:20:12 EST t7cY5arr No.20619 Reply
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well im a slick dinosaurus just spittin n kickin
and after a fresh meal on my claws i be lickin
i got my gold chain on, my tail pointed up
tilt my head back then i finish my cup
because when a dino like me walks across the land
i gotta be buzzin with a gun in hand, see
i was born with all the weapons i need
but i still carry a heater and a bag of weed
cause all the leaf eaters hatin, the sharp tooths waitin
for me to bring home the bread and so im never debatin
on to bust a cap on a defensless three horn
or perhaps something quicker just wack a new born
cause im a carniverasaurus cant feast on an acorn
i need a big slab of ribs then sit back and watch my dino porn
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David Niggerfield - Sun, 29 Sep 2013 00:56:43 EST KQ6d2ECd No.20661 Reply
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Yo, man raptor is here.
Love to eat them crazy queers.
Raptor in the house.
You think you can kill me.
I'm in your dreams, nightmares, movies.
Boys want me, girls show me their boobies.
EXTINCTION AINT REAL
YOU FEEL
I'M A FUCKIN LEGEND
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Eliza Dunderned - Sun, 29 Sep 2013 01:45:20 EST 8uFELICS No.20662 Reply
Back in the day
These reptiles decided to play
Fapping so hard
They couldn't even stay
Bumping when high
They would say
/Dino/ board is here today
Making shit up
Is one good way
To make a cool rap
And have some stranger pray
This rhyme would get back on track
About those dinosaur days
I'll change it up q bit
With one of the better beasts
Known as t-rex
The one they liked the least
Because fap he could not
Vagina feast
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Sir Elton Wong - Sun, 29 Sep 2013 07:54:57 EST vYZehEQ+ No.20663 Reply
Yo, I'm Bringing out the old school beat
It's the sound my heart makes, pumping cold, cool heat-
ed blood, that flows through my ancient veins,
This is my art, eerie like acid rains

My rhymes are so contagious
A virus through the ages
No cure in medicin pages
Which rages medicin mages
Their minds are trapped in cages
That can't think outside the box
Esses, you're all pointy squares
while I am cunning like a fox
preying on little scared hares, whose only tactic is "RUN"
Sure, run away, Easter Bun.
It only makes the hunt more fun.

Flippety flappety floo
My rhymes are comming for YOU
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Henry Cammercocke - Sun, 06 Oct 2013 02:58:32 EST DjRq+PuK No.20679 Reply
Dinosaurs BOOM,
Stompin around
Slammin they feet all up on the ground
Crushin them tinies
The weak and the limies
Do what they want cause they're from a different timey.

That's all I'm done.
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Nicholas Hurringchon - Thu, 24 Oct 2013 23:37:18 EST B8ydwU8D No.20773 Reply
>>20681
They call him stag-a-saur-us,
'Cause if he was any more drunk he'd be a swagasaurus.
Motherfuckers chillin' in a tar pit
they prolly got rock skin,
That's why it don't hurt when they all walk in
Like it's a fuckin' walk-in clinic or somethin'
For trexes with a ereptile dysfunction
That's why they always go around crunchin' &!face stuffin'
fuckin' stuff up 'cause he cant do the fuckin'...

Big shouts out to my man Radical the Pterodactyl & my raptors down south keepin' it prehistoric.
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Tizzle Rexizzle - Sun, 03 Nov 2013 21:51:14 EST l0uoEnOv No.20798 Reply
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YOOO TIZZLE REXIZZLE IN THE HOUSE
I'MA EAT YOUR BOYS UP NIGGA YOU A MOUSE
BITCHES BE SAYING IM JURASSIC, THAT'S INACCURATE
I'M REPPIN CRETACEOUS, NIGGA I'M IMMACULATE
TEETH LIKE STEAK KNIVES, YOU REALIZE,
THAT THESE EYES, GO HARD IN THE PAINT
I'M THE DOMINANT MOTHAFUCKA, YOU SEE ME IN CHICKENS
WATCH OUT NIGGAS I'MA GIVE YOU YOUR LICKENS

i'm really high [spoiler]
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Martha Dramblewater - Sat, 09 Nov 2013 01:25:40 EST zgpV2oSF No.20810 Reply
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I'm a mother fucking pterodactyl
What part of flying dinosaur can't you handle?
ALL OF IT, Cause I'm the fuckin' shit
I'll sooner rape your wife than die under your knife
I'll fly over your city and it'll get really shitty
I'll stab your kids in the neck with my talons...

Unh...

Unh

You'll hear me comin because of my beast like roar
But it's okay because it's almost FOUR-twenty!
so watcha gon send me?
You think I want yo weed outta pity?
YUP, give that shit here
We're gonna' get so high we'll think we're deer

But we ain't
I'm a fucking pterodactyl
I'll put your head on my mantle
cause you just a human
I just started boomin
after a dinosaur life
shit you'll feel like truman

My moms a pterodactyl
My dads a pterodactyl
my sons a pterodactyl
My daughters a pterodactyl
I'm a pterodactyl just a little bit thicker
Autopsy said pterodactyls never been sicker

But It's not true i just actually killed my entire pterodactyl family and I am a straight up pterodactyl G do you really think you can even begin to fuck with me? I have talons, fucking talons.
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Lyrics to 'My chick left me for another cock' - Tue, 12 Nov 2013 17:46:00 EST iEYL2205 No.20824 Reply
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[intro]

[verse]
CLUCK CLUCK, SQUAWK
BU-BUCK, BU-KAWK
PEPE PECK PECK
BLUCK stallion BLUCK


[chorus]
COO-COO KA CHOOoooo
PEKA-BUKA-POOoooo
COO-COO KA CHOOoooo
COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!

[verse & chorus x4]
[Outro]
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Barnaby Murdson - Tue, 12 Nov 2013 22:55:14 EST 9Y7gflAu No.20825 Reply
Im so high. smoking that weed.
you cant see me like fucking site B.
Im a dinosaur collector.
you can keep my fee.
my weed smell so strong
like TREX pee.
Bringing niggas back to life
genetics is the key.
My brain sharper than raptors feet.
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Samuel Crunderdock - Sun, 08 Dec 2013 17:17:04 EST iEYL2205 No.20907 Reply
>>20578
Life category? Lizard, /dino/ belongs in academia.
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Edwin Bodgeman - Fri, 14 Feb 2014 12:25:05 EST iEYL2205 No.21149 Reply
i've been working on a dino rap for a few weeks. It's still in its prototype phase and needs more work.
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Nigel Gundlegold - Tue, 18 Feb 2014 11:30:49 EST S+Dl5+y6 No.21186 Reply
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Haha this is the best thread ever, gave me giggles. Good job /dino/ keep it up.
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Ian Drankinway - Thu, 27 Feb 2014 03:21:55 EST cQD+PYCo No.21395 Reply
Dino raps?
I eat MCs like Dino snacks.
Creationist troll needs some Dino smacks.
Money? I got Dino stacks.
All day every day bumpin Dino tracks.
Check my collection of Dino stamps
Jurassic Park? That's my Dino jam.
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Samuel Gegglewell - Fri, 08 Aug 2014 09:08:42 EST MgAHa1zO No.21957 Reply
Ah, uhuh, yeeeaah
mmh mhh ah ah
3..
4...
2...
5..
Bitch you better run cus imma eat you alive
7..
9...
8..
1..
bitch you way too slow, chasin you aint no fucking fun
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Johnny Goodrump - Fri, 08 Aug 2014 14:28:00 EST MrJXP428 No.21958 Reply
i'm one of those 'saurs that you never see
won't find me in a book or a dvd
i've never been discovered nor will i ever be
cus my prehistoric ass is deep under the sea

love to my homies in the past yo
rip
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Isabella Blytheshit - Sat, 09 Aug 2014 02:01:47 EST zzuZZIxS No.21959 Reply
>>21958
haha, this was good.

should of put "Drops mic and walks off"
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Ernest Senningsit - Sat, 09 Aug 2014 10:39:40 EST LmaATD87 No.21960 Reply
>>21959
shooda, wooda and cooda
are three things that bring pain
  • Buddha
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Fucking Bramblestock - Sun, 10 Aug 2014 15:39:49 EST INGz9P/v No.21965 Reply
As I was steppin' outta my place, I looked around
And I saw some shit that you'd like to hear about
There was no street to be seen, just trees abound
So misty I couldn't see far, but I heard a sound
It was a crack, some steps, feel the track, gettin' loud
It was a theropod pack, comin' to take me down

They came out from between two large pine trees
They were twenty motherfuckers, so I had to flee
I went back in, but they crushed the door with ease
They fucked around in the kitchen while I got some cheese
I ran towards the backyard and up the hill
But they kept on chasing me, minds set to kill

I don't really know what else to write.
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Fucking Bramblestock - Mon, 11 Aug 2014 12:44:06 EST KgATAuaL No.21973 Reply
>>21965
So I decided to stop and try to fight

I stood high on the hill lookin back at the 'pods
they got closer and closer as I was weighing my odds
But then I remembered one critical fact
one which could help me keep my body intact
the vision of a therapod is based on movement
so by standing really still would my odds see improvement
I did just that; didn't move a muscle
and the dinos ran right past me, call me Mister Hustle

All the therapods disappeared into the mist
they were roaring and screeching, man they sounded pissed
I walked down the hill while I munched on my cheese
feeling cool and chill with myself in one piece
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Caroline Murdshaw - Mon, 25 Aug 2014 02:28:52 EST R2xYNVn2 No.21998 Reply
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I'm a fucking pterodactyl flying around
I make all those land bound dinos looks like clowns
I gotta 30 feet wingspan to slap my prey into a pan
turn on the stove 300 degrees
throw on all sorts of spices its gonna be delicious, it's got to be
screeching and screaming as it dies nothing like five guys burgers and fries
pterodactylus was the first pterosaur ever to be discovered
those guys got me covered
come at me for a fight
oops I mean if you wanna die


im a fucking pterodactyl
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Barnaby Murdspear - Fri, 19 Sep 2014 16:41:20 EST qiKLT4YU No.22106 Reply
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http://tribeone.bandcamp.com/track/devil-rhymeosaur

verse one:
i’m a god. damn. dinosaur
i’m a spiky haired kid with a giant sword
i’m the number one seed in the final four
i‘m the mystery prize hiding behind the door

i’m king kong climbing to the highest floor
i was hired for the job you were applying for
those are my initials next to the highest score
did i mention i’m a god damn dinosaur?

i’m a god. damn. prehistoric creature born riding on meteor
believe me you don’t wanna see what these enormous teeth are for
you need to reinforce cuz seeing me perform
is like a fever dream reading from psychic and a ouija board

seeing me perform is like you’ve died and gone to meet the lord
even more important than a trial in the people’s court
a beacon seen from orbit shining brighter than the phoenix force
rising up the leader boards

hook (x2):
rap music is the devil! it seduced me from a level headed youth into a rebel
and i’ll prove it through the instrumental
i was fine before but rhyming was the final straw
now they call me mother effing devil rhymeosaur!

verse two:
go go gadget flow so savage

i’m a mash up of the commodores and god of war
part parliament and part pauly shore
i’m a piranha out of water that evolved into a hardcore carnivore
so fathers lock your daughters up and bar the door

i’m the security guard of a department store
that follows orders from the sergeant slaughter art of war
and these tiny tyrannosaurus arms were born
for karate chopping like a sharpened sword through particle board

the dragon has entered the ninja turtles dojo
and i don't know if they're insured but i certainly hope so
swagger and mojo by the boatload
i bet you never knew a nerd could flow so virtuoso til you heard my vocal

i'm the baddest mamma jamma when i drop the hammer
squashing all the copy cats and lollygaggers
i'm not just awesome i'm the most logical possible embodiment of modern master
a god damn velociraptor

hook (x3)
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William Gorringpere - Sun, 28 Sep 2014 09:43:30 EST fCZFpBGF No.22134 Reply
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How about obscure DInosaur poetry?

Oh, ye of lesser hide, with complexions of no complexity
Hide from the jaws of death
Four drips of drops of dried up cold blood
One nipped and tucked,
three ripped and sucked
Tip the scales of the croc in your favor
Let it bite, let it nibble
Dribble a ball of lightyears from the past
Will smoking craters ever extinguish?
"Nay" sayeth the Lizard God
Truthingly speak, or else keep teeth locked and loaded
Full of gum and bears
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Jarvis Nirringlock - Fri, 14 Nov 2014 16:28:10 EST Pfmo9U52 No.22230 Reply
Bitch man fucking shiet yeh!
I'm stomping up on this bitch, yeh
She see me, she running,yeh
Bitch is cunning, yeh
Chase that bitch's tale, yeh
Her ass fat like whale, yeh
Bitch I'ma beat you, yeh
Biiitch I'ma eat you, yeh
Licking my lips, yeh
Nibble your nips, yeh
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
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Terry Manguard - Fri, 14 Nov 2014 19:06:11 EST YPswe3Kb No.22231 Reply
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flyin up above i see my niggahs the triceritops
so i decide to fly in a little closer to listen to him beat box
im high as a cloud not a bitch ass bird in sight
i swooped like a mother fucker and took his can of sprite

he said what the fuck motherfucking pteradactyl
who u think u are motherfucking tyranasaurus denzel?
shut the fuck up bitch lemme hear u spit
"stampede motherfucker we dino'd in here!"
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Nathaniel Guffingstid - Tue, 17 Feb 2015 08:57:47 EST sr3iebgt No.22602 Reply
Awww
Yeeeh
All the dinos love meeeh
Yeeh yeeeh
my penis' like an oak tree

My hide is thick, just like a dick
my rhymes are sick and my mom's a prick
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Jarvis Snodspear - Tue, 17 Feb 2015 15:31:35 EST FsrN8bgN No.22608 Reply
In the dino-club
With my dino-glock
Always ready to suck some cock
You already know
Like a dino-hoe
T-rex is this dick
T+shreked is your shit
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Thomas Brangerman - Thu, 03 Dec 2015 04:04:52 EST V2Ves/Iv No.23167 Reply
I started writing a song that begun like this
>O’ warm up yer hearts, O’ coldblooded reptiles
but after reading up a bit on dino facts it seems that dinosaurs were neither coldblooded nor reptiles, so the song has to be heavily revised.
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Schepperschop - Sat, 05 Dec 2015 11:19:39 EST d9oqkQLD No.23170 Reply
Whores on the streets
Muh girlfriends a beast
She doesn't have nipples
But she still competes

With the bests
She is a T-Rex
Hate fucking like she is my ex
Don't know bout computer haks
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Eliza Hongerlene - Sun, 06 Dec 2015 18:15:16 EST p+Y34eut No.23171 Reply
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T-Rex you little bitch it's time to stand aside
MC Littlebrain comin' in like a train
In from the rain and hard like my hide
And my stegodick, in case you didn't get it
I don't know where mine is, but I never will admit it
Wait
Shit

Well
They don't call me Littlebrain for nothin'
And you know that I ain't bluffin'
But I'm running out of rhyme
So I'm gonna go eat some leaves and shit
Or whatever I eat
I don't know, I'm stupid
Fuck
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Henry Dartwill - Sat, 19 Dec 2015 04:27:05 EST V2Ves/Iv No.23176 Reply
I said a hip, hop, a hippit, a hipahapa hiphip hapa you don't stop to raka to the bang bang boogie say uppjampa boogie to the rythm of the dinosaur beat
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Phineas Grandworth - Thu, 24 Dec 2015 01:13:35 EST t709FRYX No.23180 Reply
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Uhuh,

Yeah,

Hahaha, Mo-sizzle up in this bitch,

Here we go,

I'm a fuckin' reptile in the sea,
About as big as a tree,
60 feet in length, I'm a fuckin' O.G.
Mosasaurus is the name, maybe you've heard of me,
Can't see shit, but motherfuck the po-lice,
Six foot skull filled with sharp teeth,
Put some bitch ass plesiosaurs to sleep,
Fish please,
No hands, no feet, just greed,
A nigga needs to get eats and feed on the inferior species,
A sea full of bitch niggas, no G's,
I'm all about war, no peace,
I wonder if dinosaurs had dick cheese,
Oh god, don't hurt me, I tease,
I just like mushrooms and dank weed,
I don't give a fuck about dino-facts see,
I just like big reptiles with no knees
Why did I even bother writing this piece?

Mosasaurus out.
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Frank the taco - Thu, 28 Jan 2016 15:34:13 EST sVerX3H3 No.23200 Reply
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>>23180
He picture+ Dino dick cheese hahahah fuxkign 9/10 bud haha
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Phineas Nickledale - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 13:26:16 EST oOEI3PWf No.23204 Reply
There's nothing in the bible about rap... Or dinosaurs... Or cheese but I have done the math science and electrolytes to determine that cheese is real
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John Pittfield - Fri, 18 Mar 2016 10:02:23 EST SSwzEkN9 No.23248 Reply
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There was an alligator which was known as Nick
To everyone around he was a huge fucking dick
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Felchie Felchness - Wed, 20 Jul 2016 05:24:14 EST G8Cu3nF4 No.23327 Reply
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Small as a bagaceratops, balls sized up.
Does this brachyceratops give a single fuck.
Strength as a triceratops.
Fuck the T-rex, this bitch ass velociraptor is next.
Afrovenator with quick feet, within me; quick headbutt speed.
Understand a plea, my size doesn’t better me.
This dinosaur don’t fuck around.
Take your baby girl ultrasaurus to the pound.
Fire, more like this brachyceratops must be hired.
All about the green, ayahuasca like codeine.
Ornithomimus, corny mess; small hands; considered this fools slam.
Brachyceratops out and about, give me a call.
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Felchie Felchness - Wed, 20 Jul 2016 23:12:39 EST G8Cu3nF4 No.23329 Reply
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Pterodactyl, throat fucked your adams apple.
Aero grapple, hoped to swoop your asshole.
Swift speed, this pterodactyl will make you pee.
Hey, grubs; you lowlifes are scrubs.
Pterodactyl needs a hug, wait a minute; fuck.
Dino Boys 2016, correlated the obvious fiend.
This pterodactyl needs his lean.
Absolutely astonishingly clean; fresh as fuck.
Outy.
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Felchie Felchness - Fri, 22 Jul 2016 04:35:31 EST G8Cu3nF4 No.23331 Reply
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Fuck speed, tyrannosaurus ain’t weaboo and weak.
T-REX said I want my ice back; the TREX fapped.
Classy top hat, long pipe scheme; tyrannosaurus beams and infinite green.
Fatigued with weed, TREX don’t need to see; stomp out your calamity.
Small arms, take you to the velociraptor farm.
Torn apart, velociraptor gore art.
Skee, dinosaur; Tyrannosaurus Rex knows everything.
Pachycephhlosaurus, pachyrihnosaurus; panoplosaurus.
Ohmdenosaurus, you’re unknown.
TREX sent you back at home, jumped by TREX crew; carnivorous and shrewd.
Dinosaur frat, infinite dino booze.
We brought the party, oriental gallimimus saved my day.
Hey, garudimimus, lesser bro we’re beyond crazed.
Fuck yeah; eat my jenkum. I’m too big for this shit.
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Dinowax - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:32:18 EST wDUOYGq9 No.23346 Reply
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I dropped a heavy hit of dinosaur
and we be trippin
like bongs be rippin
dubs stickier than the la brea tar
beats heavier than a song by gwar
don't say dino is just a phase
this pre-dates the stone-age
hittin hard like an astro-comit
go to the moon like wallace and gromit
there was an age of giant bugs and ferns
times change but the earth still turns
get in a fight with a trilobite
but know that it's all gonna be alright
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That Crusader Felch - Sun, 04 Dec 2016 17:30:33 EST 1oyA8Q2t No.23418 Reply
>>19450
Heughodon.
Chiefing with your mom.
Sing along. Eminem is cleaning my closet with gasosaurus bombs.
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Nigel Dorryfield - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 19:33:41 EST QiVZWUm8 No.23446 Reply
Acka lacka lacka boom
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Shadowtrap aka HOOD BAMBIE - Wed, 25 Jan 2017 16:34:07 EST pGrhgT9G No.23449 Reply
I go hard in the motherfucken palio era nigga... leave your lizards stanken nigga...
WHAT THE FUCK YA THANKEN NIGGA!?
Got horns
Got some bird legs
Born to get bread fuck what these birds said
No feathers for the hood niggas
Trap the fuck out with my eggs nigga
Roll up on a TRI CERA TOPS popping caps in a goofys tri hERRA HEAD nigga
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Charles Danningridge - Fri, 27 Jan 2017 00:38:19 EST gDMUFdca No.23450 Reply
roar roar

stepping on your cake like a
dinosaur
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That Crusader - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 19:28:18 EST RVq+lWJk No.23452 Reply
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>>19450
They call me diddy bop; before you flick your carnivorous tongue once, I'll have my fucking mic dropped.
I'm a pentaceratops, using my rhymes to stab cops and munch crop.
All 5 and them boys got dino blood; spraying down from the big top.
Who jewels got dropped, not mine; my jewels hang three feet above the ground.
While I constipate myself a smelly mound.
Swinging like vince vaughn; forgot the party going on. Pistol to the temple of your side, fuck the divide. Divine comedy; dino pride.
Dino boys 2017; got some dino anal to team; popping sluts in the mire's seams.
Fuck with it, fuck with me.
Skee skee.
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Pentaceratops - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 14:55:50 EST RVq+lWJk No.23457 Reply
looky here you dumb lizzard ill stab gizzards with 5 horns like magic wands with potter wizards. what up kids ill snap you like fuckin twigs cn you do the dew my doo doo drops bigger than you your momma and the rest of your crew. i use my horns to pop bottles 5 at at a time any ryme, you got and half as good as mine my farts will burn your house down if i light them on fire look out kid just got a hold of a lighter
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Oliver Nesslemire - Mon, 01 Oct 2018 13:37:26 EST gSXlgB00 No.23694 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Nigel Medgefield - Fri, 12 Oct 2018 17:16:17 EST Zni+rpp6 No.23699 Reply
Did you know Utahraptor was a Mormon, Fucking bitches that come in without a warnin,, up to his cold blooded dick we ain't foreign, accidentally fucked her to death now he's snorin.
*drops the mic*
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Emma Wiggledale - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 07:39:49 EST urqJ6133 No.23700 Reply
I'm a raptor, doin' what I can
Gonna eat everything till the appearance of man
Yo, yo, see me, I'm livin' below the soil
I'll be back but I'm comin' as oil
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Ian Nebberfog - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 21:32:40 EST 23QymebP No.23710 Reply
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Hey yo I'm Longisquama
And I just banged yo mama
My dick is so big
I gave her vaginal trauma

Bitch look at my back feathers
That shit gave your mom pleasure
I'm a sex pirate
And I just buried my treasure

Hey now you can't escape it
Your mom heard my sex playlist
And now she dead too
Cos I'm a muhfuckin' rapist

Uh

Uh, yeah

Ay yo. Yo yo yo. Looks like I'm goin' back to prison niggas.

Uh.

Man ya'll never shoulda let me out in the first place.

Uh.

Yeah.

Fuck Tricerotops. Squama out biiiiitcheeeeeees!
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Jenny Hoshwill - Thu, 06 Dec 2018 19:37:05 EST pR9S+Wmq No.23718 Reply
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YO
YO
YO
This is me, my own species, aint no bitch like Trex, bathomet or whatever the fuck u wanna call me next.
ill bite off ur neck, like jurrassic park, ill cum in the hole, then make u come apart ;)
finished, little bitch.
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John Singermuck - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 01:48:07 EST gY5i9NGT No.23736 Reply
>>19450
SMOKE TRIASSIC BLUNTS
FUCK CRETACEOUS CUNTS
HUMANS ARE MY LUNCH
FEMUR'S GONNA CRUNCH
RAWR MOTHERFUCKER ROAR
YEAH
UNH
ROAR
RAWR MOTHERFUCKER ROAR
"lemme get some MOAR!"

Might have tiny arms but my dick is enough to squash ya
Hope you know the shaman my era's devoid of doctors
Made it through the famine my homies are poppin' lobsters
Fuck a lil monkey my dino pecker is chunky
and I'm feelin' kinda hungry so maybe I'll chomp on Spunky
save /dino/; write a rap
User is currently banned from all boards
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Phyllis Drettingkodging - Mon, 06 May 2019 13:28:52 EST 3/UyTYY1 No.23768 Reply
Im a dinosaur nigga, you a dinosaur bitch
When I see a stegosaurus load my dinosaur clip
I be rollin in a benzo doin dinosaur shit
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Eliza Neblingkadging - Sun, 14 Jul 2019 13:30:35 EST USKy2DL6 No.23791 Reply
>>19450
I'm a giant T-Rex, so watch me flex
I've got so much strength, who needs dex?
I'm a massive motherfucker havin T-Rex sex
And I'm the biggest motherfucker in the /dino/ index
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Faggotrus B - Sat, 19 Sep 2020 23:45:36 EST 3EuV9Vct No.23935 Reply
>>19450

3 hundred predators smoking t-rex blunts,
Right after opening wide open an archeopterix.
Best meal for us, like humans to lobsters.
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Matilda Honeyshaw - Wed, 28 Jul 2021 05:22:26 EST c05iRe3+ No.23991 Reply
>>20824
>>20824

>Lyrics to 'My chick left me for another cock'

Is this an actual song? I CANNOT find it on google. Coupled with the picture, this post might actually be the funniest thing on the internet.
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Polly Chusslepane - Thu, 12 Aug 2021 11:50:26 EST xhbZE8x1 No.23992 Reply
>>23991
idk but real dinos find new chick 🐣🥚😂
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Eliza Goodshaw - Sun, 22 Aug 2021 23:22:18 EST c05iRe3+ No.23993 Reply
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>>19450

Yo, you're a dino-sore-loser
I'm a dinosaur-winner
When I take your chick out,
She's the one who pays for dinner

I got street cred for days,
Bad bitches give me lays,
And if she gives me any doubt,
Ima kick a bitch out.

Catch me and my crew hanging in Jurassic,
If you hear us singing bars,
Then you know; Instant Classic

If you come, come correct
Cuz we aint playing games
This is dinosaur world
And ya'll are acting like lames
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Rebecca Grandwell - Mon, 24 Jan 2022 00:09:38 EST dOmA/0R5 No.24024 Reply
>>23991

Oh my god you’re right, the funniest post on the internet might have been in ducking /dino/ buried in a Dino rap thread
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Charles Dackledock - Mon, 24 Jan 2022 19:32:56 EST Hyo+KJF3 No.24025 Reply
>>23993
When I was in 6th grade this Egyptian broad would constantly pick on me for not being the same religion as 90% of the class and for being white. Her peder ass brother is homeless af and literally followed my family around until we all moved to the same city. I kno for a fact that there’s pics of them meeting in the early hours of the morning. That gaylord use to sell drugs to high school students whom all went to the same high school after elementary. Anyways fuck you mang you owe me ur nuts
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