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YOUR FIRST RESPONSE TO A T-REX RAWRING AT YOU

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- Fri, 22 Jul 2016 00:04:00 EST gyIfUxzn No.23330
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This honestly isnt one of my brighter ideas but my first response was to take off my shoe throw it and try scoring a bonus point down its throat while it rawred at me.
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Cornelius Hodgeridge - Sun, 24 Jul 2016 00:55:23 EST jrdqny9o No.23334 Reply
throw bobombs in its mouth until it rolls into the center lava pit and i get another heart container
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Fuck Bunson - Fri, 24 Aug 2018 12:19:13 EST qssXGBQi No.23679 Reply
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Well, I think I would shit my self , and then I would try to get in touch with TUROK.
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Emma Smallgold - Wed, 29 Aug 2018 18:31:08 EST PLoWPEiM No.23685 Reply
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I unzip my pans for the t-rex
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Betsy Sozzlewick - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 17:50:02 EST vj9o1wGO No.23696 Reply
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I rawr back like the deviant I am while taking sweet pics. Then the fun begins.
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Jenny Clicklenad - Tue, 06 Nov 2018 16:11:29 EST 2a2722kR No.23709 Reply
>>23706
How do they know that is what a T Rex cock looks like?
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Molly Grandstone - Thu, 29 Nov 2018 16:57:05 EST qssXGBQi No.23714 Reply
Why hasn't anybody said "Punch it in the nose" yet?
That's what I would do!
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Phoebe Lighthall - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 08:42:40 EST fxHa1Pl6 No.23722 Reply
Stay perfectly still. Its vision is based on movement.
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Hamilton Hivingstone - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 23:05:38 EST N0DRPxiO No.23723 Reply
Well I am American so I would naturally shoot the damned thing if I had my gun on me.

If not? Resort to wit. Whatever humor you think would suit a therapist. Does it like stand up? Fuck I wish ck didn’t jack his balding wiener in front of those chicks. Anyways yeah would the T. rex like to hear a monologue? I don’t know they’re probably sick of the little arms thing. They’re used to it. I knew a girl named Hyman, she probably proved to have a life in a very similar way.

The cops rolled up on me here. I hope they don’t now.
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Shitting Cenningville - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 20:17:49 EST gY5i9NGT No.23737 Reply
>>23330
I'd probably shit myself and wonder why I got so close to a dinosaur.
Then I'd try to throw my headphones or laptop at it.
Then I'd try to get to a fucking knife or gun so I don't fucking die because there's a FUCKING T-REX RAWRING AT ME


r.i.p.
~"he was delicious"~
User is currently banned from all boards
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Phyllis Sebberchadging - Thu, 14 Mar 2019 19:12:33 EST lKyrzFm4 No.23738 Reply
>>23330
Try and not be the slowest person in the immediate vicinity. Get inside something made of relatively thick (and heavy so it can't pick it up) metal or stone because it's a giant lizard, not a dragon. It can't chew through those things.
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Charlotte Dingerlock - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 03:46:38 EST cqevutvC No.23764 Reply
>>23330
RAWR <3



that means i love you in dinosaur >:3
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Flumpf Jimblekart - Thu, 04 Jun 2020 23:49:41 EST Kd4R8L2P No.23914 Reply
Well, if I know to expect one like Dino Crisis, or Jurrasic World. I'd smash in in the head with a crowbar.
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Charles Sinningmodge - Fri, 05 Jun 2020 11:47:04 EST 0W40+vts No.23915 Reply
Rawr back at it and tell it to fuck off it lost evolution and then shoot it with a gun that my species (mine, not his) made.

In my head while I shit myself before being crunched to death
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Rimbo Zorbus - Sun, 07 Jun 2020 18:58:15 EST ZdGtd3OE No.23916 Reply
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Why didn't anybody say "take off my pants and fuck it"
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Walter Shakebanks - Sun, 22 May 2022 22:47:00 EST zewUW+0m No.24037 Reply
Recent research suggests t rex was a scavenger and made more of a honking sound. Probably shit myself tho.
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