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Help... by Johnny Bedside - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 05:06:51 EST ID:Y8YqlwFK No.45593 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So... I have a really close friend that I have a huge crush on ... She has (had?) a BF... Help??
Also, Animal Collective is my favorite band... Judge me.
I'm please help.
Molly Sarrywater - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 06:41:10 EST ID:q5cyvzsI No.45595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did you mean to put this in /qq/?

Help... by Johnny Bedside - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 05:06:51 EST ID:Y8YqlwFK No.45594 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So... I have a really close friend that I have a huge crush on ... She has (had?) a BF... Help??
Also, Animal Collective is my favorite band... Judge me.
I'm please help.

Reading in dreams by Samuel Sombleville - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 08:58:15 EST ID:kz5I2sVa No.45579 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Dude, whoever says you can't read text in dreams is full of shit, I was browsing 420chan in my sleep for about 4 hours last night. And yeah, a lot of threads that I just imagined, but some of them were real threads that I was actually reading yesterday and just made it into the dream by memory.

But I've heard/read that it's supposed to be impossible to read anything in a dream. Anyone experience anything like that, or is anyone else here able to actually read things in a dream?
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Sophie Feddleridge - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 19:02:15 EST ID:Q8rZP7LB No.45585 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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how about dreaming in dreams?
Yusuf - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 05:03:42 EST ID:qMln1iy5 No.45586 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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That would require a sedative.
Hamilton Cluggledale - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 06:11:05 EST ID:Z/v3Fa5z No.45587 Ignore Report Quick Reply
actually it happened to me multiple times that i dream inside a dream
>dream some shit forgot what
>phone wakes me up at 6AM time for school
>i get out of bed, start getting ready
>suddenly my phone starts ringing and i actually wake up
>lay in bed thinking what the fuck just happend
>tfw i dreamed i dreamed i woke up
Beatrice Snodson - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 11:37:52 EST ID:qMln1iy5 No.45588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's called false awakening. Avoid it at all costs when you have a nightmare.
>Wake up next to monster
>Monster laughs at me
>Try to get help
>Repeat a dozen times
I guess that incident occurred because I was on antipsychotics at the time. They can get me sleep paralyses as well.
Jack Clillylud - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 06:09:39 EST ID:qjDvL8/f No.45592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
When I was binging on books when I was backpacking around Canada for like 6 months I was basically by myself for a week or so at a time, and would read like 8+ hours a day
I would have dreams almost every night where I would all I would see was pages with semi-nonsense words but I got meaning from them based on what I thought was going to happen.
Needless to say, reading things like The Wheel of Time and Joe Abercrombie's Law series was a little disorienting

Bump when dreaming by Martin Femblelock - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 19:38:27 EST ID:Z1c27HK5 No.45590 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Had a dream last night that my mom was stomping on my head. Another one where crazy colourful figures where screaming at me. Ever since I cut down on weed my dreams are more vivid as expected. A lot of them have no chill but it's still interesting. I'm not even sure I can seperate a nightmare from a regular dream, in a good way. At least it makes me feel something, even though I might wake up sweaty. I'd like to enjoy some sleep paralysis again where I see the Mr. dark figured fuck-your-shit-up-fam guy. It's about the only excitement I have.
Jack Clillylud - Thu, 20 Apr 2017 06:05:03 EST ID:qjDvL8/f No.45591 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had a pretty boss dream last night where I was semi-lucid and was basically Jet Set Radio-ing my way through a futuristic water park flying around and soaring through the clouds
Starting fighting a future war game with psyonic abilities and teleportation and shit
Ran into that Indian woman from the Expanse (Ambassador Aravalalala or whatever) and gave her a good rimming
10/10 would dream again

dream by piet - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 18:27:49 EST ID:MxniVTWz No.45584 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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last week I had a dream about me and my friends going to a car dealer and inside the garage, there where hanging flat screens all over the place, with the news on them. but all of a sudden all of the flat screens were showing a video of me. and the video that the flatscreens were showing is a real video that's on my pc. so I immediately thought the owner of the garage was a Hacker who hackt my pc bc I thought he had a strange obsession with me or something, Idk exactly. I confronted him and he started to run, but I was faster so I tackled him. then I took a knife (the exact same knife that I carry everyday) and without hesitating I stabbed him in the carotid very slowly and while blood was coming out I slitt both his wrists, I knew what i was doing but I didn't care. and my friends they just stood there in a half circle looking at me with no emotions, like there where empty inside. When I woke up a few moments later I realized it was a dream but at first I couldn't believe it was a dream. I thought I really killed someone and I got this cold chill going through my body.
Does this have any meaning?
Beatrice Snodson - Tue, 18 Apr 2017 12:22:47 EST ID:qMln1iy5 No.45589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't think so. Vivid dreams are often remembered during the day.
On the other hand I don't have a phd in psychology.
If I had one I would toss around terms like "sociopathic tendencies", "narcissistic personality" or "You are being paranoid. You are not Albert Fish."

My last dream:
>Donald Trump sits across from me behind a desk in a dark and eery office
>I look down for a moment
>As I look up again the whole office suddenly became infernal with hellish, occult ornaments everywhere
>Trump himself became a demon with glowing red eyes and a large, black lizard frill around his neck
>He exclaimed a silent scream as he jumped at me
Dreams are just weird

Recurring Theme In Dreams by Phyllis Genkinden - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 00:44:53 EST ID:7Y+PdinY No.45567 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Last night I had a dream where in part of a dream a couple was driving through the snow covered mountains from west to east. Their car crashed and went off of a small cliff face, it was a red-orange Mini Cooper. The couple travelled through the mountains and they reached a valley where a group of North Koreans (specifically North Koreans) were guarding the entrance to a road tunnel with an armored personnel carrier. The North Koreans were dressed in black parkas with white dress shirts and aviator sunglasses. The woman picked up a rifle a Chinese copy of the FAMAS went into a prone firing position and shot the three North Koreans killing them. I'm sort of fuzzy on what happened the dream changed from a more tactile scene to one more similar to a Salvador Dali painting.

I've had lots of dreams but I've had a few very memorable one's with a Chinese and North Korean occupation of the West Coast. I'm pretty sure the mountain range was either the Sierra Nevada range or the Rockies. Another very memorable one was one where I was rescued from evil Chinese generals by female members of the People Liberation Army and forced to escape from an Asianesque cityscape.

What does this mean?
Hugh Himmleshaw - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 23:35:35 EST ID:bdmyurYO No.45578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Can someone analyze my dream?
Preferably before the Red Guard arrives.
Alice Hezzleman - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 11:10:35 EST ID:K+hymgGb No.45582 Ignore Report Quick Reply
probably had some vision of real life historical events
Fuck Bizzleserk - Fri, 14 Apr 2017 17:11:10 EST ID:7Y+PdinY No.45583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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These events haven't occurred yet.

Rape dreams by Emma Sudgefoot - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 18:46:30 EST ID:r1imCX0s No.45576 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I was something like a ninja in the dream, I think. I had an impressive ability to climb walls, at least. I was on the top of a building, when I see a group of people comming, and I'm afraid of them finding me. I go to a hiding place, a little storage cubbyhole that I know of because I remember being in that building before, but it has been walled shut. I tried to take cover against the wall in an angle that they wouldn't see me, but it didn't work and they saw me and started comming my way. I felt cornered and charged them like an animal or something, they got scared and ran from me, but this teen girl coudn't keep up with them and I reached her. Then I ripped her clothes of, threw her on the ground , started raping her and jizzed myself awake.

Is that fucked up or what? Woke up feeling guilty and dirty and it fucked my whole day up. Do you people have similar experiences?
David Greenwell - Thu, 13 Apr 2017 12:00:10 EST ID:IQk4bfwU No.45577 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Once I dreamed that I pushed a mother and her baby down a steep slope in a nuclear power plant.
>That relief when you realize it was just a dream.

Celebrity Dreams by Rebecca Gevingmedge - Sun, 26 Mar 2017 22:20:07 EST ID:lCf5Fqeg No.45557 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Does anyone else ever have celebrities show up in their dreams?

I had a dream that I was at a massage parlor. I was about to receive a happy ending when in walks Emilio Estevez from the movie Stakeout (pic related). It was specifically his character from the film, not the actor Emilio Estevez. He told me I was under arrest and slapped the cuffs on me. I protested that it's not illegal to get a massage, and he laughed and said "That's what they all say, tell it to the judge" in typical smartass Estevez style as he led me away.

What famous people guest star in your dreams?
Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 15:44:02 EST ID:3vNL0D6+ No.45564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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A dream I've had some months ago:
>Have no weed
>Collect a tiny bong head from paraphernalia
>Richard Nixon comes along and puts the bong head in my ashtray
I woke up laughing. Funniest dream ever.
Charlie Bonehead - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 00:18:05 EST ID:XcX2D/o5 No.45574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Eerily similar- I had a dream I was trying to pull a heist stealing the world's dankest weed from Santa Claus.
You know, almost the same thing.
Charles Sondledock - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 03:29:28 EST ID:yjUTcHBK No.45575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>it is the year 2157
>any person can be cloned
>you can input your "soul" into any cloned body
>I am in a cloned body of Brad Pitt
>my friend is with me, also in a body of Brad Pitt
>we are in an abandoned, dilapidated skyscraper, full of dust, rubble, filth
>we're playing a game---a body can share two "souls", so one of us is going to commit suicide and "Throw our soul" into the other Brad Pitt, and then dump the other soul into a spare clone body
>we find a bathroom, which has a large, rectangular pool of white/tan colored sludgy sewage, that goes several stories deep
>I tell him I'm going to drown myself in the shit milk
>I tie some weights, and do it
>I feel myself die, and pass into the other Brad Pitt's body
>there's a tightness around my neck
>extreme pain
>I feel myself shit myself, and my shit drops down into the multi-story deep pool of sewage
>the other Brad Pitt hung himself with a rope over the pool of sewage
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what in the god damn motherfucking shit was that about by Beatrice Dramblenine - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 20:43:58 EST ID:MB4dQRqg No.45565 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i had this dream last night, i was in a restaurant, and i was being served as food, like i was alive and all the people were looking at me, a lady in particularly payed to have me killed and wanted to eat me, apparently they were italians and i was fighting to survive.

they never succeeded in killing me in the dream, but all i know is it was happening to others as well.

it was a sick fucking dream, like the restaurant was crowded and they knew they were eating people...sick fucking shit.
Augustus Gucklefuck - Tue, 04 Apr 2017 10:14:59 EST ID:RXGVbOUR No.45568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Here goes my amateur intrepretation:

the restaurant represents your web of relationships in life. You are being served as food because you currently feel like the people around you are taking the life out of you (literally in your dream). You feel manipulated and attacked, and you realize that you aren't the only one.
Charlie Bonehead - Mon, 10 Apr 2017 00:08:01 EST ID:XcX2D/o5 No.45573 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Dreams? by BewareTheLongWeinerOfBeavis - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 21:53:12 EST ID:p9gDwbxt No.45571 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yeah I had one of those once. It was awful. I thought I was freeing the black man, but I also paved the way for sjw fags. Where has this world gone...

Also, Politics in your dreams?
Simon Grandfuck - Fri, 07 Apr 2017 09:44:55 EST ID:Z/v3Fa5z No.45572 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had various dreams how I lived in a National Socialist state, was pretty chill. Also met Hitler and his officers a few times.
Best dreams to be honest, that feel when you're sitting at the same table as Hitler and discussing various plans with him and his high command.

Noways I don't have political dreams, but mostly military dreams.

Same Three Settings by Fuck Buzzman - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 19:48:08 EST ID:DUGE6cnO No.45495 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey fellas, had a question about my dreams. When I was younger, I would dream about all sorts of things, with all sorts of perspectives, some happy, some scary, some sad. For the last couple of years, however, 90% of my dreams take place in:

1) Malls
2) Schools
3) Airports

Every once in a while, I'll have a dream with a mall-airport, or a school-mall, etc. I'm always me in these dreams, and I am generally much happier in these dreams than I am in real life. What's strange is that I have social anxiety, and malls really fuck with me, but in these dreams, everything is awesome. Why is this?
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Edwin Huffingfoot - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 17:03:55 EST ID:4ok1wT+P No.45544 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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you crave acceptance but fear becoming like those you seek acceptance from
Reuben Gushridge - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 17:48:20 EST ID:HzqUKA5O No.45545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
interesting... care to break it down for me? I always thought it was social anxiety showing up in my dreams, because I do have it (not cripplingly) in my waking life.
Samuel Feffingshit - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 19:44:47 EST ID:4ok1wT+P No.45546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Places like Malls, Schools, Airports, and Theme Parks are sort of like iconic settings in the brain for someplace *public*. As such, our subconscious interpretation of 'the public' is reflected in our interpretations of the environment. When you describe the interior as being very convoluted in appearance, this is probably similar to how you feel about social structure. It is over-elaborate and leaves you feeling lost.
Beatrice Chattingway - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 00:38:58 EST ID:cW+wPMvY No.45563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
same for me but my three are

a forest that i've never been to
Hamilton Bablingfuck - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 21:04:04 EST ID:HzqUKA5O No.45570 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds accurate. I've been having party dreams lately and they used to be like that too, except at some point I would realize there were killers on the prowl in the party and I'd try to escape. Recently though, my party dreams involve having sexual encounters with women. Not happening irl of course lol

I want to fit in by Pierre Pipen - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 17:29:49 EST ID:kpradyMW No.45551 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I feel left out of all these discussions due to my frequent inability to recall my dreams. I don't naturally experience them every night. They only occur when I focus quite hard and they're never very vivid. How do you guys initiate dreams?
Shit Cliggleville - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 22:04:49 EST ID:XNfa9gWC No.45552 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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be aware of everything you do. when you open a door say in your mind, I am opening a door. when you go to bed say I am going to bed and what i might see is a dream.

eventually your subconscious will take over and you will have very nice vivid dreams.
George Blythewell - Mon, 27 Mar 2017 02:48:05 EST ID:wUAykt9U No.45558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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-Get more sleep
-Think about dreaming just before you go to sleep
-Write the dreams you do remember down asap
-Occasionally ask yourself if you're in a dream, so that it's easier to differenciate between dream and reality (this one didn't work for me)
Beatrice Chattingway - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 00:36:30 EST ID:cW+wPMvY No.45562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I always go by the "dream journal" method

write down anything you can remember when you first wake up, even if its just your mood or a word or an image. If you do this everyday and long enough the idea is that you will expand your memory and be able to remember long vivid dreams.

works for me but I fall in and out of practice
Molly Tillingwater - Sun, 02 Apr 2017 11:03:52 EST ID:1x+yeSr2 No.45566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Been getting intense dream every night since I stopped drinking and smoking. Try that maybe?

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