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Celebrity Dreams

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- Sun, 26 Mar 2017 22:20:07 EST lCf5Fqeg No.45557
File: 1490581207362.jpg -(231383B / 225.96KB, 2048x1395) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Celebrity Dreams
Does anyone else ever have celebrities show up in their dreams?

I had a dream that I was at a massage parlor. I was about to receive a happy ending when in walks Emilio Estevez from the movie Stakeout (pic related). It was specifically his character from the film, not the actor Emilio Estevez. He told me I was under arrest and slapped the cuffs on me. I protested that it's not illegal to get a massage, and he laughed and said "That's what they all say, tell it to the judge" in typical smartass Estevez style as he led me away.

What famous people guest star in your dreams?
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Ian Fuckingspear - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 22:23:25 EST gz6gt0MQ No.45814 Reply
had a dream i was in a car chase and shoot out with mobb deep the rap group
Cyril Bunnerkudge - Fri, 13 Oct 2017 17:06:57 EST zLwwOpRE No.45818 Reply
when was the last time youve heard of him?
Nigel Dedgespear - Fri, 13 Oct 2017 23:50:09 EST t9rJodUt No.45819 Reply
I dreamed i was in a cage with Marilyn manson downtown in new york

How often do you have dreams that you're not in?

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- Thu, 10 Aug 2017 11:13:55 EST pyCXV+0b No.45726
File: 1502378035253.jpg -(49000B / 47.85KB, 720x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How often do you have dreams that you're not in?
It just happened to me and I think it's happened before but I have shitty dream recall so I'm not sure.

The main character of my dream was some lanky but muscular good looking dude in his 20's who rode a motorcycle and looked like a badass. Initially I think the dream involved me, but then it transferred to only follow him. I went to a high school with my dad for some reason and saw him shooting hoops, then I left in my dad's car and it followed this guy. He got on his motorcycle and rode away as a bunch of kids were walking home. He saw one super hot chick, like she was physically perfect but he resisted the urge to flirt with her because she was underage, but some other more wholesome and innocent artsy looking girl came up to him and was really nervous and qt and obviously into him and they had a conversation.

It was revealed at some point that the principle of the school was her father and the principle (who looked like Mr. Leahey from TPB) had just hired this dude to tutor the schools smartest kid, a chubby black kid, so that he could win some sort of super prestigious smart kid competition that the principle had been first runnner up in back when he was a kid. The rest of the dream was just that dude tutoring the kid and occasionally flirting with the wholesome principle's daughter who was treating him like he was some sort of low class dude who didn't know what a scrapbook was even though in reality he was a huge nerd and just looked like a low class bad dude.

Is my brain acting out fantasies where I'm a tall, good looking smart motorcycle badass who cute girls have crushes on? It wasn't from his point of view, it was just following him, like a movie even after I had left the dream.
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Dextrolord - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 14:11:23 EST 2cdlKrjy No.45808 Reply
All of my dreams are in first person I can't remember one that wasn't
DemonBoner69 - Sun, 01 Oct 2017 20:35:46 EST 9cKIJpgP No.45810 Reply
At least half my dreams are in 3rd person. It's as if I am watching a 3d movie. It feels "immersive" but I am ultimately just an observer, not a participant. I think it has something to do with my lucid dreaming attempts in my youth. I can almost never dream without "knowing" in the back of my head that everything in the dream world is a construct. The good side about this is I almost never have nightmares, this also means my dreams are somewhat boring though not being actually a participant in my own dream.

Apocalyptic Dreams

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- Tue, 26 Sep 2017 06:30:32 EST Evb9EQYD No.45805
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I need to write this down it was fucked up.

There was some kind of science opening a portal into darkness and demonic beings where coming out. I remember seeing a xenomorph like creature coming through a screen or portal, bathed in bright green energy. Then a couple of beings sat by a screen or something (maybe another portal idk) one small, furry and with pointed scales sticking out of its back and limbs.

It then morphed into a scene where I was looking through the eyes of a catholic priest in full garb, doing a ceremony over an alter welcoming in the light to banish the darkness.
idk I think this world could be going through some heavy spiritual battles, maybe that CERN shit is real. Or maybe its all just imaginary stories in my head. Its the second apocalyptic one this week I think.
Any one else getting them?
Doris Sodgewater - Tue, 26 Sep 2017 08:33:59 EST Evb9EQYD No.45806 Reply
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shit, I just did my first delivery of the day and this guy outside was wearing this t-shirt
Green Xenomorph like the monster in my dream

Talking to Death

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- Fri, 01 Sep 2017 15:31:56 EST SxNbf1DK No.45761
File: 1504294316517.jpg -(38914B / 38.00KB, 300x528) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Talking to Death
Just a moment ago I woke up from what can be described as a short encounter with Death while in purgatory.

He had a bunch of forms which varied intermittently.

I was in line to undergo some (temporary) torture for all of the wrong I've done in my life. He looked at his notes and realized I was there a bit too early (he took on an normal, non-threatening human form during our exchange). He said for me to come back in about 20 years. I'm not going to go too much into the personal details of my dream. Overall he seemed like a decent guy/being who's just doing his job.

Has anyone here talked to Death in their dream before? What vibes did you get?
Phineas Bingerstone - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 16:24:59 EST yTJSmxoq No.45762 Reply
had a dream when i was a kid where i died and did some stuff for the underworld and then in exchange they sent me back. everyone there was pretty cool though, i definitely agree that a got a very calm if weird vibe from the whole thing though
Bitchface - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 23:21:27 EST p9zfaaY5 No.45797 Reply
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I had a dream once when I was very suicidal, about some blonde naked girl with black holes for eyes screaming that I "didn't belong here" (here=being dead, I had a convo about death with someone in dream b4hand)
Was crazy, she screamed like a banshee and clawed to get to me a lot, but also was repulsed by me in the dream? Idk. Weird, dreamy vibes... I guess?
Betsy Billingridge - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 10:36:42 EST A7yi/l9T No.45798 Reply
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One time in that dark limbo state where you are physically conscious but cannot "see" anything. I cant say much more even though I want to

Weird Physics Dreams

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!JM2DTgXfqU - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 10:46:54 EST A4kIPQxt No.45790
File: 1505486814336.png -(177509B / 173.35KB, 440x387) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Weird Physics Dreams
Ok this has to be the weirdest set of semi-lucid dreams I've ever had in my life

>Be in a kitchen
>Try to put this pulled pork into a pan
>Pork disappears as soon as it touches the pan
>I'm like FUCK IT
>Start throwing dishes they all disappear as they hit the counter/sink
>Start throwing knives
>First one hits the wall, disappears
>Second one hits again, disappears,
>Third knife is really long hits the cupboard and suddenly it changes perspective and its HUGE
>Try pulling massive knife out of the wall
>It sucks into the wall
>I decide that part of the wall must be a portal I had already tried going through but failed in a previous segment of the dream sequences
>Go through this time but geometry and shit changes and I have no sense of direction where to go to pass through the portal
>Suddenly Im Luigi swimming up a rocky underwater chasm
>Swim back down to two Marios unable to find my way up
>"Guess we're stuck here Luigi"
>I can feel myself laughing even though I'm still not awake
>Jolt myself out of a sleep paralysis state and type this
StimLioness !JM2DTgXfqU - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 10:52:25 EST A4kIPQxt No.45791 Reply
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Ok I'm trying to remember the other parts of the dreams, but everything involved weird impossible physics

>Theres a black and white TV with shifting faces on it
>I try wiping it, the face wipes to another face
>I try scratching the TV, the persons face scratches into another face
>Now the TV is full of hellish demon faces
>I punch a hole in the TV put something flammable in it douse it with perfume and set the TV on fire

>I'm flying on two fan like objects stuck into my feet like a lego person or something
>Theres these scary trees with faces towering over me
>I fly above both of them and flip off the one making it frown very defeatedly

Anyone else have weird physics dreams like this, like I could FEEL all the shit going on idk how to describe it to you...

ih ave a dream too

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- Thu, 11 Aug 2016 00:08:49 EST lerXA0g+ No.45126
File: 1470888529882.jpg -(330704B / 322.95KB, 993x768) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. ih ave a dream too
james labrie ever since the dream with James Labree i have always he will alwauys be able to save me. i mean he will always guide my life each day
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Hamilton Fappershaw - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 12:35:58 EST j8/gu3jG No.45760 Reply

Sounds like that could easily be a Dream Theatre song

first dreams in many years

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- Fri, 21 Jul 2017 22:12:10 EST XZi7qqiO No.45704
File: 1500689530882.jpg -(830808B / 811.34KB, 2256x1574) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. first dreams in many years
I spent the past decade smoking weed everyday, so haven't had many dreams. The past couple of weeks I've been off it, and I started dreaming again, but they seem sort of... off. Last night I dreamt of sitting in a chair in a gymnasium. thats about it, it even felt slightly lucid, just me and this room full of chairs, just sitting down, I for up and walked around for a bit but there was nothing to do. what the hell happened to my dream world, did the population die from neglect?
PS !gPIBqVmoRQ - Wed, 30 Aug 2017 21:25:01 EST 0NWfL15S No.45755 Reply
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Everything in your dreams represents something. The setting can be thought of as the 'context', which is usually your own mind and the mental processes within. You feel directionless, lost, and perhaps a bit lonely- you feel that there are many roles you can fill, many places in which you may "seat yourself", but you don't know which one is the right one.
There IS no right choice, btw, just like there is no such thing as perfection. A sense of purpose does not mean knowing exactly what to do, just being aware of the direction you want to go. You will find that seeking finality and purpose in all of your decisions is pointless, instead consider the angles and perspectives hidden all around you and consider what it is that you are trying to view FROM those perspectives.
Or it was just a boring dream, idk. Again, trying to find a reason or purpose for everything is sometimes just a practice in futility.

Dream phrases

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- Tue, 27 Jan 2015 12:50:52 EST vZ6kbJT+ No.43298
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Do you ever remember really weird specific phrases from your dreams? Post them here

last night I had:
>It doesn't matter if it's citrus
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Phyllis Hackledat - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 21:18:29 EST IR8/Ipb2 No.45728 Reply

I love this one, it really reminds me of something I would say in a dream / in that dream situation.

Here are some of mine:

>explosions, distortions all around us
>"What are they?"
>"Memory bombs!"
>"They make you forget? I won't forget."
>I fall to the grass. So do the others. What am I doing here?

>"He jests at scars, that never felt a wound."

I just looked that one up, apparently it's a line from Romeo and Juliet.

>After following a girl through a portal, into a cramped, black void.
>"Now we can be together." as she takes my hand
Nathaniel Claybanks - Fri, 11 Aug 2017 15:22:05 EST G5z1Yo1U No.45730 Reply

fucking lost my shit at vr for kids lmao nb
John Gongerwater - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 10:47:53 EST DvuRGt2U No.45733 Reply
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>but first let me cover you in the semen and sweat of my enemies

I was supposed to be in a play where that happened already

well that was really disturbing

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- Mon, 07 Aug 2017 22:16:29 EST xlaKVNoN No.45722
File: 1502158589627.jpg -(136732B / 133.53KB, 533x723) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. well that was really disturbing
i had a dream that my aunts son and his friends had me locked in what appeared to be a torture chamber, supposedly it was somewhere in new jersey. the dream was really quick and did not make any sense.

i did not know why i was there in the dream or how i got there, i was just in a torture chamber with him and his friends and they wanted me to sit on a chair with metal spikes sticking up...and i was refusing...the dream ended.

what in the fucK?
Lillian Hollycocke - Mon, 07 Aug 2017 23:20:33 EST xlaKVNoN No.45724 Reply
and i don't even talk to my aunts son in real life, i haven't seen him in years.

i don't know what to think about this dream....i am not going to tell anyone but still it's some fucking messed up shit.
James Hebberman - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 10:54:42 EST 84ROtLXR No.45725 Reply
Perhaps it has nothing to do with your aunt's son, even though your dream USED him. Are there similar people, figures or relationships in your life?

Perhaps it has to do with something the two of you talked about or experienced, all of those years ago - the last time you saw him. What was that meeting like? How was your guys' relationship? Have you heard about him?

my dream

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- Wed, 02 Aug 2017 17:07:58 EST djf57KRy No.45716
File: 1501708078248.png -(436097B / 425.88KB, 697x602) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. my dream
I was an actor. The film or play for one scene was set in a diner/ bar and I was the waiter. I was a girl though so in this case I was a waitress. Somewhere down the line I found out I consumed a polyjuice potion to transform into one. Anyway I was the waitress and Agatha (threemilkt) was my customer. She ordered red wine. Problem was I was hired as a temporary hit man to kill Agatha. The hitmen who hired me knew she would have to drink wine for the scene we were filming and pre-poisoned a glass (like the ricin from Breaking Bad).

I was at a moral impasse. Give her the real wine or the poison? I hesitantly decided upon the poison as I would be killed instead if I didn’t and walked up to her table with a crooked, forced smile and placed it in front of her. Upon my return to the bar I looked back at her innocent smile, the happiness and optimism for the future in her eyes all summated into her glance at the wine as she reached for it. I only had seconds. I ran back to the table and stuttered in a rush “Oh, I actually overlooked something, that wine isn’t aged yet. Let me get you one from the cellar this time” So I took the poison wine and gave her instead what was hopefully the best aged and safe wine I could provide her. She smiled and I smiled back, but for a moment, just a moment as we made eye contact I could see a spark of understanding in her for what I had just done.

Act 2
We were in a sort of apartment complex and I finally got the chance to look in a mirror: I was a girl of east Asian descent in her late teens . I entered the living room to find Agatha watching TV on the sofa, we began a conversation about god knows what and it ended with me saying I have to leave and do something work related. Agatha stood up in response while giving me a smirk like she was trying to hold back as if to suppress her excitement or adoration for something. She walked over to me , stretched her arms out and gave me a hug. It was warm, accepting and comforting and I was self-conscious about the half chub she could probably feel pressing against her. It almost felt like she saying “thank you for existing”. We let go simultaneously and I proceeded to head off.

I found myself in a park in front of a tennis court cage, to my right was a hiker with all the gear he could ever need, to my left were a group of urban park rangers ready to start up trouble. I was sitting and relaxing on the grass. One of the bulkier male park rangers decided to nudge me with his trash pick-up stick, although this nudge was more of a jab. “Pick up that there trash, kid” He demanded. I looked around to see the source of his troubles and discovered a stray candy wrapper next to my persons. I respectfully picked it up and threw it in his bin while informing it was not my wrapper, but I would pick it up regardless because of the environment. He only retaliated with more aggression and told me to fuck myself. This was exaggerated by him kicking me while I was trying to get to my feet and all his ranger friends barking at me in the background as if they were those guys in the background of rap music videos. I decided to walk off after this round of abuse and took a stroll in the shade under a line of trees. I returned to the apartment after a stranger who spoke no co-hesive English tried to talk to me on the walk back and I returned to what was an entire family. The room was much bigger now and I became self-aware of the fact that I was still portraying a girl as my outer image as each of the family members looked at me.

The dream ended here.
Samuel Brookham - Wed, 02 Aug 2017 17:11:03 EST djf57KRy No.45717 Reply
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that hug in the last post felt truly real, and honestly made me happy for the rest of the day, I just felt like everything was okay in the world for just a moment. It was like my old oneitis hugging me again.

way better than dream sex/10

also there is a lot of shit to psychoanalyse from this dream such as my subliminal desire to be an asain girl ( which my oneitis also was)

Plus I think the park rangers were meant to represent 4chan.

Weird dream. Spirit animal? Non believer here..

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- Sat, 22 Jul 2017 10:59:20 EST b0FqpGCh No.45705
File: 1500735560914.jpg -(30972B / 30.25KB, 425x320) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Weird dream. Spirit animal? Non believer here..
Last night as I was smoking a bowl, I had a sudden idea to figure out what my 'spirit animal' is. I have no idea where this idea came from, or why I decided to do it! So, I google, "How to figure out what your Spirit Animal is". Firstly, before I looked this up -- I was feeling VERY depressed. Anyway, I get to a webpage. On that webpage is has instructions & a YouTube video. When I click the YTube video, an image of an Owl flashes and goes away. Freaked me the fuck out. The video's icon wasn't an Owl, and I don't recall seeing an Owl picture or video ANYWHERE in that YouTube video. Anyway, so I calm down and go to bed after smoking a little more. I recall a SMALL AMOUNT of this dream:

Owl is flying overhead. Lands on a branch. See's two Owls' fighting. Scene goes inward, first person, flying again overhead.

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Shitting Pinderdure - Sat, 29 Jul 2017 08:49:07 EST XWmHsbgU No.45713 Reply
I think you forgot the part of the dream that relieved your spirit animal is actually the rat the owls were hunting mang.

Really though, gotta second the "the fuck is a spirit animal anyway?" question man. What does having one do for you? Are you suddenly able to identify with them as a species and now you've got a new massive pool of potential masturbatory material? Do you like, put that shit on a resume or something along with your astrological sign and employers can tell you're right for the job because they're sure as fuck not gonna hire no Gemini or any fuckin spirit Lemurs?
Charles Crumblelock - Tue, 01 Aug 2017 09:00:34 EST 8vorvR9i No.45714 Reply
Once, when I was on a lucid dreaming kick and feeling similarly to OP, I asked my higher self in a lucid dream what my spirit animal was. My "dream camera", for lack of better words, then focused in on a little red chigger. Woke up like, what the fuck? before realizing that my brain basically saw through what I was trying to do and trolled me. It was like, oh, you want a special spirit animal? Here's your fucking spirit animal- a tiny, insignificant parasite that feeds on skin cells. Now go back to sleep, bitch.
Jack Broppermitch - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 04:12:28 EST xojoZh6w No.45732 Reply
You both have a similar understanding of the same thing except whereas OPs attitude is that of wonder, yours is disdain. You should take that attitude elsewhere.

Y'all niggas ever had dat dream.

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- Sat, 22 Jul 2017 20:03:53 EST 5zopAbZI No.45706
File: 1500768233945.jpg -(11818B / 11.54KB, 480x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Y'all niggas ever had dat dream.
Is like. tha hood rite? n' yer uncle comes up to ya bed n' starts touchin' your wee wee.
What's that whack shit all about.

I ain't molested, nigga.
Hugh Drillydock - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 00:04:53 EST j8/gu3jG No.45720 Reply
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sex dreams

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- Sun, 11 Dec 2016 17:31:28 EST Gs0LIQ63 No.45395
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uhm okey so like u guys ever have those dreams were u accidently slept for more than intended to cus u got stuck in dream??

ok so i kjust had tht last n giht but i was having sex with naked girls and we were on a train haha??

so wat cud this mean?? like prophecy it gioing be mine turn for sexual?
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DemonBoner69 - Thu, 13 Jul 2017 16:02:40 EST dtAD/pYp No.45696 Reply
Obviously its a sign you are gay.
Priscilla Brangerhall - Fri, 14 Jul 2017 23:22:09 EST XWmHsbgU No.45697 Reply
nigga you gay
Walter Wammerkane - Fri, 21 Jul 2017 04:26:04 EST +jnLI6Tk No.45703 Reply
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It means you're gay.

Interpretation of dreams?

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- Tue, 04 Jul 2017 13:45:22 EST g2m0ftcQ No.45682
File: 1499190322907.jpg -(31891B / 31.14KB, 630x451) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Interpretation of dreams?
I know what my dreams are. When I dream something I know the meaning of it, there's no bullshit abstract dreams like breaking a mirror will get you unlucky for the next 7 years and what not, they're plain and easy to understand. I believe the reason for this is because I think straightforward and am of simple mind (insert dumb jokes here), there's not much to it unless you think there is.
Just my theory though, but I wanted to share it.
Jack Bangerfot - Thu, 13 Jul 2017 05:30:06 EST JOllaumM No.45693 Reply
Interesting theory. I've stopped dreaming for a while.. It got a bit out of hand, I started meeting the people from dreams in real life
DemonBoner69 - Thu, 13 Jul 2017 15:56:12 EST dtAD/pYp No.45695 Reply
I find this very fascinating considering the vast majority of my dreams are the polar opposite of yours. 95 percent of my dreams are completely abstract and could be interpreted in countless ways.

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