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Dream phrases

- Tue, 27 Jan 2015 12:50:52 EST vZ6kbJT+ No.43298
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Do you ever remember really weird specific phrases from your dreams? Post them here

last night I had:
>It doesn't matter if it's citrus
Wesley Firrybuck - Tue, 27 Jan 2015 23:19:36 EST TdZHfPxu No.43302 Reply
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Not a full phrase but I had a dream that my deceased sister's being/consciousness/maybe soul were manifested in this monitor lizard named Targus. Its confusing but the lizard part kind of makes sense symbolically since my family has had pet reptiles my whole life
Faggy Dullerkot - Wed, 28 Jan 2015 00:18:21 EST IMff9ONd No.43304 Reply
I saw a book called "acid and the few to come" on it in a dream once. Thought it was cool enough to write down.
Eugene Mettinggold - Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:11:20 EST rg+Ok9Ly No.43307 Reply
I don't remeber dream phrases now, but very weird music.
Fanny Buddleforth - Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:36:12 EST vZ6kbJT+ No.43308 Reply
oh man, my dream music is incredible. i only ever got to record one bit and it was just a single vocal line though. most of my dream music is some iannis xenakis mixed with autechre maybe some charles mingus type shit. it's awesome, just last night I had a dream where I was in a big van with some people listening to this really weird jazz music, it was like three separate lines of music were going, but each one comprised of a whole ensemble of saxes, just this massive sound. shit man, dreams
Nell Dartbury - Thu, 29 Jan 2015 08:08:06 EST +Sr0tlX8 No.43309 Reply
I had a dream about Rorschach from Watchmen once. He said, 'Dogs die. All dogs die.' in a menacing voice. I told him he was a bummer.
It sounds like a line form the movie but I don't think it actually is.
Albert Cledgestag - Mon, 02 Feb 2015 01:22:44 EST GtQVLC4G No.43317 Reply
>that damn death tax, eh?
>cant you see the scorpions are on free bowl?
Martha Blebberkidging - Mon, 02 Feb 2015 22:18:01 EST XoXlUOjC No.43320 Reply
>I wear ugly clothes to avoid the purple people.

From a dream that played like a music video.
Fuck Beffingbud - Tue, 03 Feb 2015 18:13:22 EST TNC09f8s No.43324 Reply
>The Crab Nebula was legalized in 1933
xXxDarkDeathDestroyerxXx !7xZJgUcGY2 - Thu, 05 Feb 2015 01:35:46 EST aSNJ4eis No.43329 Reply
>you're lonely, aren't you?
Ebenezer Billinghood - Fri, 06 Feb 2015 12:41:48 EST xnE8H1GO No.43338 Reply
>"I want to watch that one show. What's it called, Katana? No it's Fruits Basket."
Rotbrain !4CKLvL2NQI!!GYi4zZO7 - Fri, 06 Feb 2015 14:15:32 EST pkv6y9h+ No.43339 Reply
>hey man can I get a cigarette
>wtf these are chocolate sticks not cigarettes
>they're really strong, hur hur
Priscilla Goodville - Fri, 06 Feb 2015 17:24:43 EST q7R1tUx4 No.43340 Reply
>it's beating so fast

describing my heartbeat
Hannah Nockledale - Sat, 07 Feb 2015 12:24:29 EST 4VAtzPnG No.43342 Reply
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>Uncle Fester's iron face
>watch out or it will change your race
Alice Chazzlemick - Sun, 08 Feb 2015 19:45:50 EST TNC09f8s No.43350 Reply
>EEEEEE-music which suggests an extremely BUSY deity
xXxDarkDeathDestroyerxXx !7xZJgUcGY2 - Sun, 08 Feb 2015 20:40:38 EST 3UgIo+md No.43351 Reply
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Are you sure it wasn't YEEEEEE-music?
Phoebe Pazzlestun - Mon, 09 Feb 2015 08:06:36 EST xQ6t0hRb No.43353 Reply
"how goes this soul
that I used to know"

in song form by a group of people, sung in rounds
William Punnerfod - Mon, 09 Feb 2015 16:49:28 EST 1KA8eAHX No.43354 Reply
You can't trip over a cow in black and white
Matilda Hibblestone - Thu, 12 Feb 2015 08:46:58 EST R/yNI1ry No.43370 Reply
>S is dead but O is alive
Charles Clinningdale - Thu, 12 Feb 2015 09:47:09 EST vZ6kbJT+ No.43371 Reply
>You really don't care about anything, do you?
Jarvis Nemmerdale - Sun, 15 Feb 2015 08:55:43 EST M6BB/Nca No.43387 Reply
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The only one I can think off is: "The works of Edgar Allan Poe were so profound that they caused an isolated aboriginal tribe to continue their social and technological progress after thousands of years of stagnation."

Rough translation since I dont dream in English. I have never even read Poe in my life but I must have really felt this dream and specific phrase hard, since I remember it from memory.
Phoebe Webblespear - Sun, 15 Feb 2015 10:21:27 EST G8dVAi10 No.43388 Reply
>You hurt me

the girl I... love
Alice Sammerstirk - Sun, 15 Feb 2015 11:11:42 EST 9oQJOz2c No.43389 Reply
"You make think positive"
John Buzzledock - Mon, 16 Feb 2015 09:33:06 EST NEB8gD0y No.43396 Reply
"Is that all it does?"

The girl I might well love, or at least love the positive potential of, while making out in a parallel-currently-inhabited version of my old dorm room, last night.

Referring, all at once, to: the disappointment she felt from the pleasure she was experiencing from my hand on her... pants, the precise pattern of that pleasure (A precise map for the first time I remember putting my hand in my own pants, dimensionality increased and spatially magnified and condensed), and my mechanism for responding to what I kinda felt like an attack on or at least challenge to my confidence.

I maybe should have attempted oral sex rather than looking for my adderall scrip to share with her. Not that I'd do that IRL - I've explicitly avoided a similar decision, owing to lack of confidence/"this could screw up my life much more rapidly than just waffling around". But in this dream I was more sure than usual that I could tell how it was that life was working, and this was basically the culmination of 40,000 years of consciousness and work... her dropping in when I have a bit of a breather, with finally no interruptions, and all the feels apparently on the money. Less this one slight angle, which she decides leads her to just ditch, after giving all the signals that no, she won't ditch. I guess that's what I get for being a skeezeball and trying to give her speed, in a dream, where there's no side effects, nor addiction potential, we won't run out, and literally everything basically says "If you can get this woman speed you'll keep her interest and you'll both have a proper eternity to have all the fun, properly, and no, nothing's gonna run out on you."

Both options, as all options are, are equally wrong in their own way. As it is, she vanished along with my scrip and good pills, and I caught up with her later before getting forced/channeled into waking up, rather than just being bounced out to wake up or worse immediately.

At least the makeout was good, less my low self-image.

Even my dreams are profoundly unsatisfying to me as anything other than a buffet of betrayal, failure and bullshit. Never enough time, never enough attention and care. Most of them I've forgotten... and most of the ones I remember, it's the universe around me and the people in it that don't care.

I'm gradually learning to see through the "twisted" "logic" of the dreams and reality alike. Everything represents something else; things move in groups that are impossible to join without leaving, and everything betrays on three levels. Which means that, most likely, my life is over.

Godspeed you mad bastards.
Albert Gandlewon - Wed, 18 Feb 2015 01:14:09 EST dwVLQ2tx No.43420 Reply
dreams are there for you to work through shit, like for instance, why did you offer her that if you wouldn't do it IRL? Its a metaphor most likely

Why did she say no? That's prolly a metaphor too

also quit this /qq/ world is dark bullshit, plenty of celebate people have lived meaningful lives

like that gregor mendel fella who invented the pea

ditch the pity party tho
Cedric Bardwater - Sat, 21 Feb 2015 00:21:07 EST liOd1Pax No.43437 Reply
just words:
seemingly middle-eastern stuff
I only speak english.
Cyril Buzzway - Sun, 22 Feb 2015 18:11:02 EST j0DYjChU No.43449 Reply
>an American Contemporary R&B singer
>location in somalia, 11° 03' 26" N, 48° 35' 39" E
>argentinian diazepam
>islamic antichrist

i bet these are all elements of some sort of cosmic conspiracy, i think it's time to devote your life to solving the puzzle cedric
Nigel Cronningwatch - Wed, 25 Feb 2015 14:31:45 EST 1v1//5FD No.43466 Reply
>Now, you are aware by now that I am dead?
Catching up with a mate a few months after his suicide.
Doris Hommertedging - Wed, 25 Feb 2015 14:34:45 EST apIyxja0 No.43467 Reply
One dream I had last year someone handed me a package. I asked what it was and they said "Dukkha"

I had never heard the term before that.
Edward Clinkinwell - Wed, 25 Feb 2015 15:57:45 EST vZ6kbJT+ No.43469 Reply
damn dude that's deep. how has life been since then?

also one thing I think may be the source of these things that come out of seemingly nowhere is they're just buried in our memory as extraneous information.. i certainly can't actively recall every word i've ever heard, but in dreams and drug trips memory gets weird and you call up all sorts of stuff. not to say i have any evidence for this or that alternate theories are any less plausible
Hedda Songermedging - Mon, 09 Mar 2015 07:14:32 EST FZnSrROa No.43505 Reply
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>wake up disoriented, hop out of bed
>search living room and kitchen for monsters (???)
malneirophrenia !/Hh2q0WCjk - Fri, 20 Mar 2015 02:02:05 EST cfCEnODe No.43542 Reply
>Tell me 'bout your truth, tell me 'bout your lies
>I'll bring you to your roots, I'll cut you down to size

I dreamt that I was once again in high school and my twelfth grade English teacher was singing a song to a student very theatrically. She repeated the chorus so many times and then three times in a row, right before I woke up. There's no way that I would have remembered it, otherwise. I then wrote a poem with those two lines as the opening.
malneirophrenia !/Hh2q0WCjk - Fri, 20 Mar 2015 02:02:51 EST cfCEnODe No.43543 Reply

Those two lines were the chorus, by the way.
Betsy Bracklehood - Tue, 24 Mar 2015 05:18:33 EST BI9YN+cv No.43556 Reply
Since when you're watching the sun rise from the west
Jumper - Mon, 30 Mar 2015 15:28:45 EST HxxQLr9S No.43573 Reply
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>Don't let them tell you what's the truth, find the truth by yourself and tell them

After someone tell me this this statement I jump outside a wall
Faggy Drosslebury - Tue, 31 Mar 2015 16:56:49 EST UTPQjSOF No.43577 Reply
>When you see me again, you'll die forever
That was from a dream when I was like 6, I was scared to go to sleep for weeks afterward.
Wesley Shakeman - Wed, 01 Apr 2015 16:07:12 EST bIypL+tR No.43579 Reply
>Where the fuck are you?
malneirophrenia !/Hh2q0WCjk - Thu, 16 Apr 2015 05:15:29 EST cfCEnODe No.43627 Reply
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From last night's dream journal entry.

The young people at the party were dancing, the old people at the party looked tired but happy. They watched the young people and you could tell that they were dancing the same dance.. just more slowly and deliberately, instead of quickly and awkwardly.. but it was the same dance. The song went, "and you neeeeed someone else.." I looked and saw my girlfriend as a fully grown woman. I was a fully grown man. I woke up with this feeling like we're going to be there, before we know it. "And you need someone else.."
Matilda Blytheford - Thu, 16 Apr 2015 08:09:55 EST /eJJHsDp No.43629 Reply
"What does it do?"
"It makes everything you look at change into something else."
Matilda Blytheford - Thu, 16 Apr 2015 08:25:48 EST /eJJHsDp No.43631 Reply
In another dream I saw a coworker eating drywall and he looked at me and said: "What are you doing here?"
David Grandhall - Sun, 19 Apr 2015 12:01:36 EST +z3Lkac9 No.43635 Reply
"nah bro it's cause my girl left the room"
my friend was saying I had a small dick in my dream, what an asshole, jokes on him though cause I fucked the girl of my dreams right then and there
Eliza Dumblehore - Mon, 21 Sep 2015 15:10:08 EST j0DYjChU No.44189 Reply

>One thing I've learned is that you can escape
Phoebe Sopperdock - Sun, 27 Sep 2015 20:04:09 EST sdt3/hVW No.44217 Reply
"Of the 58,000 things we shared together, I only disliked 58"

Said by dream ex gf while hugging me.


"Do your homework"

Small blonde little dream girl. I really should.
Dsyan - Mon, 28 Sep 2015 21:04:22 EST MClj/Rgh No.44222 Reply
"There are not Mexicans on Channel 8!"
I said this half-asleep on the patio with my dad sitting somewhere near me. I don't even remember what I was dreaming about
David Blunkinpurk - Tue, 29 Sep 2015 04:41:08 EST tDwtoxZF No.44223 Reply
>What do you think of the new gerber babies?
Shit Derringbick - Wed, 30 Sep 2015 03:25:35 EST y4wlaoPx No.44225 Reply
"Can you become a redhead?"
said by me to the shapeshifting alien sex demon
Charlotte Clibberway - Wed, 30 Sep 2015 08:10:34 EST j0DYjChU No.44226 Reply
>I want your ass up in mine
Isabella Himmerbetch - Thu, 01 Oct 2015 14:19:35 EST /HoCuiTh No.44230 Reply
>"Alcohol makes you asocial!"
coming from a skinhead
Simon Blundleford - Thu, 01 Oct 2015 15:08:55 EST j0DYjChU No.44232 Reply
lol dude i'm picturing some guys in an alley drinking beer when a gang of skinheads comes around the corner and beats the shit out of them yelling "alcohol makes you asocial!"
Wesley Naddlefat - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 00:39:10 EST j0DYjChU No.44239 Reply
you dreamed all this?
Clara Sevingridge - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 10:51:26 EST BYNHrq6v No.44240 Reply
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>"Displacer beast."
Nell Bollerwater - Thu, 08 Oct 2015 13:50:32 EST j0DYjChU No.44264 Reply
>When a woman passed by, she had an asspud channel"

this was written on a piece of paper, i immediately woke up laughing and wrote it down
Eliza Clinnerdock - Thu, 08 Oct 2015 14:07:36 EST OXiaqOUk No.44265 Reply
>Well you try dealing with these people when they're having sex on a grave and it rises up on them!

  • My mother in a dream where my brother and I were visiting her by a graveyard. As soon as she said it I glanced at an open grave and a coffin shot up on a geyser of water. A couple who were snogging on top tumbled in opposite directions.
Edward Gerringbanks - Fri, 09 Oct 2015 17:37:15 EST qtfI47LE No.44274 Reply
When I was really young I had a dream where I heard a little girl say

>pirate scratched me

And the
>pirate scratched me again
Don't remember anything but those lines
Hugh Fonkinstore - Sun, 11 Oct 2015 11:20:39 EST YG+q3rJS No.44281 Reply

I was in my house, it was pitch black for some reason, and I got a phone call from a number that looked like my area code. When I answered some guy screamed this in my ear. He kept sputtering gibberish rhymes and it scared me so bad I woke up.
Oliver Pockbanks - Tue, 27 Oct 2015 01:53:21 EST rQD4FuOF No.44372 Reply
I once woke up to Jeff Mangum singing, "Sing swell of those yellow creeeeps~". It sounded like an ending to a good song.
Matilda Bupperfield - Wed, 28 Oct 2015 08:46:29 EST j0DYjChU No.44377 Reply
I said this to a drooling child at my door who I wanted to scare away
>Die Schwarze Wald ist toll und gross; Wir gehen da und jetzt sind los.
like it was a poem. those german classes are paying off
Hedda Pallyfuck - Tue, 10 Nov 2015 07:38:05 EST j0DYjChU No.44418 Reply
>Tetragrammaton is rising!
Priscilla Farringway - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 02:47:25 EST q7kwRGTf No.44421 Reply
It was like it was a phrase or words or language but I couldn't hear it, and only understand the sense of it.
William Billinghood - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 07:35:33 EST vZ6kbJT+ No.44422 Reply
>have lucid dream
>go into room full of bookshelves
>find a big book of poetry
>its really good
>can only remember half of one nonsense line
>tlol noers
Martha Broffingpedge - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 19:01:16 EST 0JNP8YJY No.44429 Reply
When I was a child I had a recurring nightmare where I'd be coming around the corner of the house and the lawnmower would be sitting there and it would flip itself up to show me its blades, which were swarming with insects.

And then it would very loudly say:

Every damn time. Not even making this up.
David Smallbanks - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 19:49:19 EST PdIAm5ip No.44430 Reply
i dreamt i met a person i really hated, like detested entirely, and he said to me 'if you want people to leave you alone, shoot yourself in the head' and then he shot himself in the head, but didnt die, but his hair did become bright yellow like if he went super saiyan in real life
Walter Pockhood - Fri, 20 Nov 2015 23:55:07 EST gZvEC1QR No.44447 Reply
>I'll only have one ding.
>I feel like you're taking this "if I fits I sits" thing a little too seriously.
Albert Webblewater - Sat, 12 Dec 2015 01:20:59 EST q7kwRGTf No.44504 Reply
>"Harry Potter and LOTR are the same thing except LOTR has a lot more walking in it"
Caroline Wollerbat - Sun, 20 Dec 2015 08:40:39 EST xPBsPl9w No.44525 Reply
>I was in a frat guys
>Stop the fuckhorn
> The ice is ready
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 21 Dec 2015 15:14:50 EST iJ25CoL/ No.44527 Reply
This is a lot like /del/.
Oliver Sickletadging - Fri, 25 Dec 2015 15:15:31 EST VO85gKx7 No.44539 Reply
>You can choose your grave as you like.
a salesman of a burial institution to a group of old women
Phoebe Clenninghood - Sun, 27 Dec 2015 20:00:39 EST CMPORy2j No.44551 Reply
I was dozing off at one point and quickly dreamt about two men in business suits introducing themselves to me as "Kief Bastard" and "Cliff Biff". That was the entire dream, I woke up laughing cause those are some stupid names.
Whitey Deddlehood - Mon, 04 Jan 2016 04:34:34 EST 34xpEam6 No.44578 Reply
after dipping a handful of pineapple chunks into a tub of liquid, i pulled my hand out after the pineapples had solidified in the tub and crystallized, i dunno and they got really heavy and dense and attached to my hand was a plaque that said

> Go big or go home
Fuck Mengerstock - Fri, 18 Mar 2016 08:22:16 EST 2gt7KxHn No.44744 Reply
>Alien break up sex is the best sex
Reuben Dablingdock - Wed, 23 Mar 2016 01:22:34 EST gf4cAiW2 No.44756 Reply
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> "I just hurt your girlfriend."

Coming from an entity which had terrified and then entered my girlfriends body and was speaking to me through her mouth.
Clara Fannerwotch - Sat, 26 Mar 2016 11:13:19 EST AYrZnzvd No.44763 Reply
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>silver is like a brush only when underwater. it pushes instead of brushing.
William Lightcocke - Sat, 26 Mar 2016 19:02:12 EST OuN7p94k No.44764 Reply

Was dreaming that I was walking along a beach, and came across a random surfer dude. Asked him who he was, and he responded

>I am the builder, and I am the building. I am burnt down, and I am whole
Edwin Fuckingham - Sat, 02 Apr 2016 13:18:17 EST cjvypK0g No.44777 Reply
>Now you're going to fix these cars with giant tools and make it so fat people can ride in them

dream from two nights ago where some random white trash dude ran up on me out of nowhere and tazed me with a metal pole when i was looking at a bunch of homeless children coming out of laundry chutes connected to a house and laying underneath a porch deck and some awnings, all crawling out of the wood work as if from nowhere. i felt like i was floating and buzzing and could barely move, another dude that was with the guy walked up beside me and that's when he told me that i was going to fix the cars with giant tools and make them so fat people can ride in them.
Thomas Bresslespear - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 10:23:04 EST IedWJQcY No.44785 Reply
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>The keeper will decide your fate.
-Muttered by some drugged-up cultist sitting slumped up against the wall of a building in a bad neighborhood.
Albert Chirringlock - Wed, 13 Apr 2016 18:05:24 EST 9ybvF6KX No.44799 Reply
>Some are star killers, other are star builders. You are a star builder.

Said by some weird non-human being. Gotta stop looknig at ayy lmao stuff before bed.
John Worthingdale - Sat, 16 Apr 2016 23:54:03 EST P/2Yl9G1 No.44808 Reply
Polly Decklelock - Tue, 19 Apr 2016 00:06:53 EST +RLSR8tS No.44814 Reply
>you can always dream, you can always play..
malneirophrenia !/Hh2q0WCjk - Tue, 19 Apr 2016 01:47:16 EST sq+pq8/O No.44815 Reply
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That's a really nice one :) nb
Frederick Smallforth - Sun, 24 Apr 2016 00:27:04 EST CfaH2xx1 No.44830 Reply
I have to go back to the wired
Cedric Grimgold - Tue, 26 Apr 2016 13:50:58 EST ei1PEkBg No.44833 Reply
"I know it's weird but an analogy is that the radiator is a sex toy"
Clara Crorringwill - Sun, 08 May 2016 20:22:26 EST A16Esjzz No.44859 Reply
Once, I woke up constantly repeating
>Ask not for whom the bell tolls, for it tolls for you
Thomas Duckfuck - Sun, 08 May 2016 20:32:25 EST 7Qsskq7m No.44860 Reply
>"I'm not watching over you, idiot, we just happen to be in the same place at the same time"
Always the same chick who says it too
Archie Bubblemot - Fri, 13 May 2016 01:47:01 EST OuiLVO9Y No.44866 Reply
I once woke up repeating "It's not legoland, it's Legoland, Legoland... Lego----land"
Archie Bubblemot - Fri, 13 May 2016 02:22:43 EST OuiLVO9Y No.44867 Reply
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Also, I was waking up and I heard the lyrics of a song, one sec. I made a music vid on MS of the treble cleff part of the song:
[Pic related]
"First you jump, make your veins pop, pop-pop-pop-pop
Make the town run red, discordian, don't stop-stop-stop-stop
Keep it up, keep it up on top-top-top-top
Bunny tail leapin' from place to another goes hop-hop-hop-hop
When she cries, dry her eyes, tie 'er up-up-up-up
Smile and no, yes, yeah, uh-huh, mm, yup-yup-yup-yup
[** empty space because I didn't hear lyrics here **]"
And then a bunch of screaming in the fiddle section to the point that I woke up.
Augustus Funderfuck - Sun, 15 May 2016 17:01:49 EST BjzK1dg0 No.44877 Reply
this connects with me somewhat. Maybe it is a message for you to not worry that I could be The One, or for me to not worry what you think of me or how I behave.
Hannah Lightfuck - Wed, 18 May 2016 00:14:53 EST 70UDHNK+ No.44882 Reply
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>"I don't believe you, you're a liar!"
To my dead grandfather
Beatrice Surringhuck - Fri, 20 May 2016 01:24:29 EST pFhAJn+z No.44890 Reply
Me: "Sorry, cut. we have to shoot the scene again." (I was acting in a production)
Random actor: "why?"
Me: "I started to personally express myself, I went off the script."
Random actor: 'You fool, if anything's art then it's that! Keep it in!

I then woke up very emotional and teary eyed, like all my self hate had been wrong and I was actually worthy as a person and creator. It was a heavy moment for me.
Cyril Sillycocke - Fri, 20 May 2016 08:30:19 EST vZ6kbJT+ No.44891 Reply
funny, last night i heard

>Seinfeld just wanted to turn people into mannequins
Dunston Checks In - Mon, 23 May 2016 23:57:24 EST RkhoNCr4 No.44900 Reply
"mighty mayo fest"
I don't remember the context at all, but I kept that phrase in my head the whole day after I woke up from the dream.
Charles Bronningsore - Thu, 26 May 2016 08:36:29 EST 2gt7KxHn No.44910 Reply
>How do you know this is the dream?
Martin Packlepatch - Mon, 13 Jun 2016 14:16:31 EST aFYyNaPg No.44974 Reply
>I will turn your around and stick my spoon into your navel

I was on a cute date in a restaurant and my partner out of nowhere told me this
Phoebe Pickhood - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 02:14:46 EST eulX9bd7 No.44999 Reply
>Karkat's already been riding my ass about this
spoken by Dave
Samuel Pillydid - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 08:19:20 EST 2gt7KxHn No.45001 Reply
Retarded guy walking around in a big atrium, repeating over and over
>Ra-VEIN-ously raven
Nod my head at him, as if to say, "yeah dude, definitely." he reponds:
Eliza Blythegold - Mon, 27 Jun 2016 02:44:34 EST TG1LVWlx No.45004 Reply
"if the green man infests your mind you will be granted a great gift"
Graham Suddlebanks - Mon, 27 Jun 2016 13:48:23 EST 2gt7KxHn No.45006 Reply
this wasn't exactly a dream, but sort of dozed reading a book, and this deep British voice started basically telling me a story about a musician. the only thing I recall now is he ended with
>Rebellion format.
also hallucinated that outside my window was just water, like my house is underwater. probably going insane, lol
Shitting Deckleson - Tue, 28 Jun 2016 08:20:11 EST 2gt7KxHn No.45007 Reply
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>If I killed a hawk, would I become a god of all living things??
>You should kill a hawk before you ask a question like that
idk dude
Fucking Brookwell - Wed, 29 Jun 2016 00:10:57 EST gyA1XIua No.45008 Reply
Eleventh door on the right.
Edward Blellerwen - Wed, 29 Jun 2016 10:20:01 EST +PyDKSEA No.45012 Reply
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Osaka from Azumanga Daioh grabbed me and flew up into the sky like Superman singing "Crawling" by Linkin Park in one of my dreams.

Any the first dream I remember having after starting to keep a written and typed dream journal was about the Dead hand monster from Ocarina of time and it said: "Oh no, I'm spitting!" and started throwing up everywhere.

That dream was spoopy.
Nicholas Fucklemid - Wed, 29 Jun 2016 12:59:25 EST eulX9bd7 No.45013 Reply
yeah I'm kind of embarrassed about it
but you got the reference so you're implicated, in the thing, where we both like stuff
Molly Mullermut - Sun, 10 Jul 2016 19:15:54 EST vZ6kbJT+ No.45047 Reply
>Looks like you've been reading the fart manual
Molly Crirringnick - Mon, 11 Jul 2016 02:23:31 EST /2muLGPo No.45048 Reply
A woman about my age kept following me around yelling: "This is not your dream!"
Can't remember the rest of the dream, only that she kept coming and ruining my dream-vibe
Reuben Crimmlepare - Wed, 13 Jul 2016 10:52:51 EST mPUeGrhg No.45056 Reply
"that's not a scritch, this is a scritch. i grabbed you anyways."

an already uncomfortable dream started to go south after that point so i woke myself up
Albert Fozzlehane - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 17:56:49 EST C8eEdqTw No.45097 Reply
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Thats really fucking weird.
Probably weirdest thing in this thread so far.
Alice Chobblefork - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 08:05:38 EST ue/n+HqM No.45105 Reply
>Did Nick Jonas just see my bloody snatch?
Molly Duckson - Thu, 18 Aug 2016 08:43:24 EST pMMYS+b/ No.45142 Reply
only one I've ever recorded was

>reality isn't real
Molly Duckson - Thu, 18 Aug 2016 08:50:25 EST pMMYS+b/ No.45143 Reply
That is in regards to a written phrase that I have read within a dream. I have plenty of spoken phrases that i have experienced also, but who hasn't
Clara Goodspear - Sun, 21 Aug 2016 22:51:31 EST jXr9Dzoe No.45153 Reply
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Holy shit this is such a great thread. I haven't been to /dr/ in ages, I wish I had some quotes. Reading all of these intently.
StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Mon, 22 Aug 2016 03:16:05 EST 66oup3qZ No.45156 Reply
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>that picture
Now that is art. I don't get why people pay to see some hipster who threw a buncha paint onto a square or stuck something that isn't a flower in a vase.

I'd rather see a gallery of surrealist shit like this.
Edwin Huzzlefatch - Tue, 23 Aug 2016 03:15:05 EST m6X4Xta8 No.45160 Reply
"None of this is real" followed by manic laughter and my alarm tone coming out of his mouth. Good times.
Alice Turveydock - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 16:11:36 EST lerXA0g+ No.45166 Reply
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>you're left and right if you SAY that it is

>hmm.. boasting gesticulaire
Beatrice Hennerfuck - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 02:21:58 EST Hxq6/EfV No.45174 Reply
>You! It's... it's you!
>Shh, it's me, I'm here. Let's stay here forever.

I was wandering around in an underground parking lot underneath an orphanage desperately looking for something. I run into this woman who I ran into in another dream I had who said she would see me again and then we would never have to wake up. We exchanged that conversation above, hugged for a long time, and I woke up, blinked a couple of times and cried softly. :(
The Fool !oj3475yHBQ - Sat, 27 Aug 2016 19:07:44 EST pq+RSWUs No.45177 Reply
Had a relationship/respect shattering argument with my father a few weeks ago. Just completely lost my shit at his complete lack of empathy for anyone but himself.

Then the night of, I had a dream were family and friends were climbing a hill. My father said some really asinine comment and I looked over and said "you're a real bastard you know that?". Then he did that horror movie thing were the head snapped away then back, and his eyes were bright orange. I became aware that I was dreaming, and my father said in a voice not his own "you have no idea what you've awakened".

Then I woke up, wondering what it was i had awoken, hatred within myself? hatred within my father? A chain of events I cannot perceive? I do not know.

It lingers in my mind because I've had dreams in the past were I've become lucid within my dream, and encountered beings who I cannot control within the dream-scape, with the same eyes and voice, who seem to take familiar forms as a means of communication. One of the most memorable being Morgan Freeman telling me that I had given up. I thought about it, reflecting within myself if it was true, and with renewed determination glared into his fire colored eyes, communicating non-verbally that what he said was not true. The Freeman avatar gave me this sort of smirk, like I had passed a test of some sort, and vanished before I snapped out into the real world.
Gondel - Tue, 30 Aug 2016 13:40:19 EST hkpvf5sd No.45184 Reply
>I need to visit my aunt Gustav
Charles Clittingkirk - Wed, 31 Aug 2016 10:04:25 EST 13Be0r0c No.45185 Reply
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I kept a dream journal for six months, here are a few:


>The sea is filthier than the land.

>It takes an excellent vocalist to make lana del rey sound good.


and my favorite, I dreamed of going to a restaurant and woke myself up shouting "STEAK POPPERS" loud as fuck at 11 in the morning
Ernest Bleblingridge - Wed, 31 Aug 2016 21:28:10 EST 13Be0r0c No.45187 Reply
no you see, I was ordering steak poppers in the restaurant but the dumbass waitress didnt hear me
"what do you want"
"steak poppers, they're on special"
"steak poppers."
Emma Murdfoot - Fri, 02 Sep 2016 07:29:17 EST 2gt7KxHn No.45193 Reply
>Aaaaare yoooouuu
>An en-dem-ded melon?
>An en-dem-ded melon?
this voice sang out of a tree when I picked it up and folded it in half
Jenny Fanhood - Fri, 02 Sep 2016 22:04:30 EST 3+s5dxFp No.45195 Reply
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I had a dream a while ago that my professor was editing one of my papers. She said, "The appropriate word here would be 'oothing.'"

I have no idea what it was supposed to mean, but for some reason it sticks in my mind and I try using it in conversation every once in a while.
Charlotte Chommlekedge - Mon, 05 Sep 2016 01:52:22 EST A6vSeGf+ No.45197 Reply
>No, it's not the original

I actually woke up to myself saying this in my sleep, so fucking weird
Doris Bummlededge - Mon, 05 Sep 2016 16:34:54 EST 2gt7KxHn No.45198 Reply
what fake was pretending to be the original?
Samuel Mipperdale - Fri, 09 Sep 2016 12:35:50 EST LDBY2spp No.45211 Reply
There was an interior of a subway train inside of where I was, and it was moving at a moderate speed, there was also 3 people around with very unique mechanisms that they were using to ingest some kind of liquid through their mouths, it was really cool, almost reminded me of steampunk design in a way , aside from that , it was a really bloody running zombie infestation that was spreading around everywhere I had been through in the previous 4-5 "remembered stages of the dream" im not sure, somehow I was the only one to survive. typicaly untrue.
Eugene Gonkinshaw - Tue, 13 Sep 2016 20:45:36 EST fYcK441p No.45213 Reply
Rooftop Roofs. Garden on the moon.
Clara Hodgewudge - Sun, 18 Sep 2016 03:27:14 EST 2mlflIpj No.45226 Reply
"Your car is totalled because the bridge collapsed.
Would your insurance cover something like that?"

"This is how the world will end."

"Where have you been all these years, Dad?"
Samuel Pallerpitch - Sun, 02 Oct 2016 05:18:04 EST iegR/FX6 No.45264 Reply
Do you run this town? No? Let the mayor take care of it.
Matilda Noblingbure - Thu, 06 Oct 2016 07:48:53 EST vZ6kbJT+ No.45271 Reply
woke up with this open in notepad:
💤💤💤 - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 05:39:46 EST 2iQTXxFV No.45659 Reply
Bump to keep the last 2015 thread alive
Fluke Dreamwalker - Tue, 18 Jul 2017 17:10:31 EST g7IHBZOE No.45702 Reply
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"Q'plah" waving to a group of Klingons who are stepping out of a bar, "now those are Klingons" I look up at the moon just to make sure there is just one up there. 3 moons...hmm.
Samuel Sonningforth - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 15:36:26 EST dkFE0AAR No.45727 Reply
Not a phrase, but a song.
About 8 years ago I had a dream where I died and entered the astral plane transported to a distant planet. Throughout the dream 'X-Mas Day' by Sevendust kept playing. I woke up with a strong attachment to that song.
Phyllis Hackledat - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 21:18:29 EST IR8/Ipb2 No.45728 Reply

I love this one, it really reminds me of something I would say in a dream / in that dream situation.

Here are some of mine:

>explosions, distortions all around us
>"What are they?"
>"Memory bombs!"
>"They make you forget? I won't forget."
>I fall to the grass. So do the others. What am I doing here?

>"He jests at scars, that never felt a wound."

I just looked that one up, apparently it's a line from Romeo and Juliet.

>After following a girl through a portal, into a cramped, black void.
>"Now we can be together." as she takes my hand
Nathaniel Claybanks - Fri, 11 Aug 2017 15:22:05 EST G5z1Yo1U No.45730 Reply

fucking lost my shit at vr for kids lmao nb
John Gongerwater - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 10:47:53 EST DvuRGt2U No.45733 Reply
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>but first let me cover you in the semen and sweat of my enemies

I was supposed to be in a play where that happened already

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