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!JM2DTgXfqU - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 10:46:54 EST A4kIPQxt No.45790
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Ok this has to be the weirdest set of semi-lucid dreams I've ever had in my life

>Be in a kitchen
>Try to put this pulled pork into a pan
>Pork disappears as soon as it touches the pan
>I'm like FUCK IT
>Start throwing dishes they all disappear as they hit the counter/sink
>Ok
>Start throwing knives
>First one hits the wall, disappears
>Second one hits again, disappears,
>Third knife is really long hits the cupboard and suddenly it changes perspective and its HUGE
>Try pulling massive knife out of the wall
>It sucks into the wall
>I decide that part of the wall must be a portal I had already tried going through but failed in a previous segment of the dream sequences
>Go through this time but geometry and shit changes and I have no sense of direction where to go to pass through the portal
>Suddenly Im Luigi swimming up a rocky underwater chasm
>Swim back down to two Marios unable to find my way up
>"Guess we're stuck here Luigi"
>MARIO DEATH SOUND PLAYS IN FART NOISES
>I can feel myself laughing even though I'm still not awake
>Jolt myself out of a sleep paralysis state and type this
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StimLioness !JM2DTgXfqU - Fri, 15 Sep 2017 10:52:25 EST A4kIPQxt No.45791 Reply
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Ok I'm trying to remember the other parts of the dreams, but everything involved weird impossible physics

>Theres a black and white TV with shifting faces on it
>I try wiping it, the face wipes to another face
>I try scratching the TV, the persons face scratches into another face
>Now the TV is full of hellish demon faces
>I punch a hole in the TV put something flammable in it douse it with perfume and set the TV on fire

>I'm flying on two fan like objects stuck into my feet like a lego person or something
>Theres these scary trees with faces towering over me
>I fly above both of them and flip off the one making it frown very defeatedly

Anyone else have weird physics dreams like this, like I could FEEL all the shit going on idk how to describe it to you...

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