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need a good drink for my girlfriend by Edward Dongerwire - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:07:56 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277216 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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yo, my girlfriend is a difficult case and we have struggled to find a drink that sits well with her when we go out

>beer makes her feel bloated
>shots get her drunk too quick
>doesnt want sugar in mixed drinks, which all i can think of then is various tonic mixes
>bloody marys are p. good but usually pricey and too hearty to have more than 1 or 2

neither of us are really into wine but i might push her to go the stereotypical girl route and become a wino. any mid-shelf red or white recommendations, or other recommendations for a semi lightweight?
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Basil Fibbleville - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 00:29:58 EST ID:LazM8mpU No.277221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
girls like wine
spend more than $20
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Ian Ferringchark - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 05:28:08 EST ID:VVJPDrPa No.277223 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Chenin Blanc is cheap as fuck and tastes like apple juice. Chardonnay is a bit more complex and also cheap but might already be too complex for her if she is a palet-let galore.
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Shitting Cubberdock - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 15:14:23 EST ID:ihkpK/jR No.277230 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Maybe a white russian. Thats coffe liqour a lil bit of milk and some vodka adjust if she gets wasted to quick. Also cranbery juice is not too sweet and masks vodka real nice. Maybe a waterd down whiskey . also still cider but cant recomend you any cause i think they suck.
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Shitting Donningbere - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 22:03:51 EST ID:mQqSoGgX No.277235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
For whites, riesling is a good start, you can experiment with different sweetness levels. Sauvignon blancs are also good. Both are pretty inexpensive

Or what about scotch/whiskey? You don't have to shot it.
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Hannah Perringlone - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 08:09:43 EST ID:sxyvrVDi No.277268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Whiskey, Dry ginger, Orange garnish. She'll never drink anything else.


BWD 2018 style by Augustus Buzzstock - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 14:09:42 EST ID:4sV1wy55 No.277229 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Old thread stopped bumping and last year is in the past, but Earth continues to orbit the Sun and we're still drinking. Bottom's up, /hooch/! Kanpai! Salud! Cin cin! A la votre! Does anyone know how to say 'cheers' in any other languages?

Doesn't matter though, a raised glass is a universal symbol for getting fucked up together!
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Jarvis Ducklock - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 16:43:42 EST ID:9kGiX4mi No.277232 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277229

SKÅL!, my friend.

Here's some poetry by the Zen monk Ryokan, from the book 'One Robe, One Bowl':

ALWAYS, when I was a boy,
I would play here and there.
I used to put on my favourite vest
And ride a chestnut horse with a white nose.
Today I spent the morning in town
And the evening drinking amid the peach blossoms by the river.
Returning home, I have lost my way. Where am I?
Laughing, I find myself next to the brothel.
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Lydia Guckleridge - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 11:25:59 EST ID:LazM8mpU No.277239 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I love getting fucked up with you guys because its 10AM on a Sunday and most of my friends are passed out from the party the night before but there are still beers in the fridge and I'm awake.
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Betsy Darthood - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 13:52:32 EST ID:fkN5lUho No.277245 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>bump when drunk
Who goes on /drank/ sober? The board's too slow for any real discussion. Drinking some Lagunitas beer (the only good thing in Illinois). Always strong and unashamed about making 7%+ abv beer.
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Lydia Chillyban - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 01:11:51 EST ID:U4k6myZi No.277260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Coked up, and wasted off gin and vodka, whats good fam?
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Hannah Perringlone - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 08:04:23 EST ID:sxyvrVDi No.277267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sláinte mhaith! (Slawn-che Va)
Yeghes Da! (Yekez Da)

Irish and Cornish toasts for ya there. Now it's time to get up, make a G n T and cook a delicious pork stew. Wooooooooo!


Normalize alcohol into the rhythm of society? by Archie Pickbury - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 16:23:48 EST ID:9kGiX4mi No.277218 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why is it not OK to get comfortably drunk at work? I mean, sure, it decreases your coordination, but why must we be so coordinated? Can we not just live life and enjoy what is has to offer, without being so fucking hung up on optimizing the flow of economic growth and whatever other bullshit goals we've made up?

I mean this goes for other drugs too, sure, but alcohol in particular is such a versatile thing I find: It neutralizes anxiety, it numbs pain, it increases social ability, and it may even teach you a thing or two about death! So it's useful, surely it's useful. We tend to think about health in term of longevity and things related to that, but must that be what it is? Could health not be a state of mind? If being drunk is a peaceful state of mind, then is that not health? And if I remain drunk until death, what's wrong with that? Dying peacefully means dying healthy, does it not? I mean, we're all going to die, and if the end is death, and we measure health as longevity, then we'll ultimately fail as long as death is inevitable. So should we not shift our focus from longevity toward peaceful living?

Some say alcohol promotes violence, but I find the opposite. Alcohol has only ever made me want to pet stray cats, hug my dog, smile at children, talk to my plants, listen to music, play the ukulele, cuddle in bed, eat cheese, and dance. But most of all it seems to promote writing stupid shit on the internet, because I'm lonely as hell, and I think I might actually be an alcoholic? Probably. But using labels is useless, it's only reinforces the idenficiation with that label. So I'm not an alcoholic, but I'm surely a person who is presently experiencing a problematic relationship with alcohol, due to a bunch of other factors. But this is beyond the point, which I've lost, I think.

So I offer apologies if this is not 100% related to /drank/, but it seems kind of related, and it's not random enough to be in /b/? Suppose anything goes there though, whatever. Hey, you guys, you should check out this song by the way, it's this one: The Incredible String Band - The Half-Remarkable Question There's a live version on YouTube and it's wonderful.

Pe…
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Clara Wettingtitch - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 07:59:35 EST ID:pIoTNzLh No.277226 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>I mean, sure, it decreases your coordination, but why must we be so coordinated?

i once worked at a factory where a forklift driver would regularly come in drunk, one time he tried to go through a big roller door with the forks still up and smashed a hole in the wall and knocked the door off. he didnt get fired. this happened in winter and the factory had no heating and they didnt fix the hole or the door until spring the next year, working there sucked
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Lydia Bruggleworth - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 12:24:41 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277227 Ignore Report Quick Reply
because you will fuck up your job. when i go to a business i dont want to deal with a bunch of drunk retards i want someone who can help me
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Betsy Darthood - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 13:48:25 EST ID:fkN5lUho No.277244 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>comfortably drunk
>at work
Maybe in certain professions a buzz is appreciated but the reason they pay you is because they want someone who knows what they're doing getting the job done without having to worry about anything. When you pay someone money to get something done you don't want to have to micromanage their every move, else you would do it yourself.

Especially since workers comp is a thing, employers want to fire someone before they have to pay a huge settlement for them messing up at work.

If you're in a profession where lives aren't at stake (such as programming or writing or math or whatever) then maybe it's fine as long as you churn out what your employer wants, but any profession where you have to physically manipulate something carefully it just goes downhill.
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Polly Genderridge - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 21:42:51 EST ID:51ubZhu/ No.277265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277218
> We tend to think about health in term of longevity and things related to that, but must that be what it is? Could health not be a state of mind? If being drunk is a peaceful state of mind, then is that not health?

Those are some impressive mental gymnastics there, OP.

In sales jobs it's actually not uncommon to at least have a few beers at lunch, some start much earlier. Maybe not so much with face to face sales, but soulless cold calling jobs are rife with drug and alcohol use, I mean how else can you do that shit?
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Betsy Wallerdit - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 05:45:46 EST ID:ISb2UzWo No.277266 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277226
I thought forklift drivers had mandatory alcohol tests on a monthly basis


Just Alcoholic Things~ by Caroline Perryspear - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 08:30:57 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277176 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand

>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up

>when you gotta hide your fine motor actions from friends and colleagues or use both hands so they don't notice you shaking

>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times

>when a firm, solid shit makes your week
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George Focklehall - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 17:55:35 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.277233 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Thinking you've slowed down drinking, but then realizing you can't remember the last night you were sober
>Spending more on booze than your rent/food


>>277208
>and they ask "oh what do you like to drink?"
LOL. Yeah. That one always gets me, because my reflexive answer is "Anything".

Saying "anything" is apparently a dead giveaway.
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Fucking Dodgestut - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 02:26:45 EST ID:IIo3Rfav No.277237 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>at line in subway buzzed on the ass end of a 4 day bender
>cannot for the life of me say "lettuce"
>stand there looking at it and wondering why I cant remember the fucking word
>"sir.. this?"
>"yes, that green shit"

This is when I know my brain cells are dying in droves
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James Ninderhure - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 00:59:41 EST ID:pNmZ+kD0 No.277258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277237
that was way funnier than it should have been
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Sophie Crugglenat - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 14:45:24 EST ID:gVgWPnJz No.277262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277176
>Be reminded of blacking out cause you load up a videogame save and find the result of what happens when a retard plays your games
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Jenny Faffingfuck - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 18:21:05 EST ID:pS6JYQov No.277264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277262
Holy shit last time I played Stellaris drunk as fuck I accidentally ceded half my empire away to a species I had Uplifted anyways. Tried to get it back but it ended up causing the now powerful and wealthy race to declare war against me, form a Federation with most of allies and orbital striked my ass into the stone age.
Would angrily quit and laugh about it later/10
That being said, today I forgot the word "plug" for about half an hour
My brain is turning to applesauce


withdrawal CEVs by Lydia Punningford - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 20:44:34 EST ID:BRXCGdta No.277178 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anybody else experienced psychic-like closed eye visuals whilst withdrawing from alcohol? I only had to close my eyes and it would be like I was wearing a VR headset. I remember in one vision I was sitting at a table with three other people and when I would move my head, I would be able to see other parts of the room in the vision. I mainly would see extremely vivid faces smiling at me in an unnerving way.
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Dextrolord - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 21:17:11 EST ID:UBa+RGXH No.277179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277178
Never anything that intense for me but my OEV's r always ramped up 7x when hungover, yay hppd....
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George Clayhall - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 14:51:50 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.277247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
YES! I've noticed this. Shit's dank.
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Betsy Darthood - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 16:06:09 EST ID:fkN5lUho No.277249 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Only closed eyed visuals but I had old 70s/80s artists just pop up during a hangover. As if it was a montage or something.
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Basil Clittingdag - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 17:47:51 EST ID:OriRI497 No.277263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277178

yes those smiling faces always creeped me the fuck out.

the harder id look at them the more menacing and threating theyd look back.

pretty sure they are demons


Daily by Hannah Greenwell - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 16:23:17 EST ID:HjI9jRRS No.277251 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Whats everyone drink daily?

I drink 2 of these everyday.
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Hugh Fezzlelidge - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 19:02:49 EST ID:kl8468wq No.277253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I drink several of these every day.
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Phoebe Dickleville - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 20:12:28 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277254 Ignore Report Quick Reply
same but i hit the hg800
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Lydia Chillyban - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 01:09:31 EST ID:U4k6myZi No.277259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
2-3 shots of tito's vodka a night usually, although i tend to get shitty drunk at least once a week


Hooch? by Hannah Greenwell - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 12:21:16 EST ID:HjI9jRRS No.277240 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I see this board is /drank

Could have sworn it was called /hooch

Its been a few years
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press !//CEObOMBY - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 14:27:18 EST ID:eB5n91fS No.277246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277242
i think they targeted the url so our faggy overlord changed it to drank, same happened to /del thus making it a deli

those russian pedo porn spammers were creepy as fuck
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Hannah Greenwell - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 16:19:48 EST ID:HjI9jRRS No.277250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277240
Well fuck. What year?
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Martin Pillerfuck - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:29:07 EST ID:4SI8rXug No.277252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277250
within this last year

it was cp spam bots
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Wesley Herringchedging - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 23:16:09 EST ID:m1TkUo02 No.277256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277252
It was March or April of 2016 IIRC
Fucking Russian pedo spam bots plagued /hooch/ and /del/ because of the abundance of the word "very small" apparently.
Kirt really fucked up though by renaming it /drank instead of /lahey or /booze
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Wesley Herringchedging - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 23:18:32 EST ID:m1TkUo02 No.277257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>277256
Err, March or April of 2017


Look at this bullshit by Ernest Chattingpag - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 23:56:56 EST ID:DLO6T2vf No.277210 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The absolute last thing anyone wants to see when they google "alcohol effects" are the long term effects of alcoholism on the body.

The government clearly has a stake in alcoholism and alcohol buying. Scare tactics don't work.
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L - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 01:14:21 EST ID:gL2jJbMh No.277212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277210
Did ya really think the stuff was good for you like?
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Phoebe Blytheworth - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 01:18:10 EST ID:EqaLSw8K No.277213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Absolutely
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Betsy Darthood - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 14:58:43 EST ID:fkN5lUho No.277248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A lot of those effects only happen if you stop drinking. If you're drunk all the time, then you don't have to worry about anything except liver disease.

The only positive thing about alcohol I've seen is if you drink 1-2 standard drinks a day, no more. It's the only legal hard drug, you need to use it responsibly if you care about staying healthy.


Alcohol injection by Nigel Badgenick - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 15:27:04 EST ID:cOP2B8AP No.277107 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a bottle of spiritus. It is a 95% alcohol. I was wondering if I could inject it intravenously. If not what prosesses could be done to it to make it injectable.
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Hugh Fammlepock - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 10:52:00 EST ID:q1qMVNVX No.277167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why the fuck is this stickied?
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Walter Millygold - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 14:27:16 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.277169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes you can inject it. I've done it before. It doesn't hurt or anything. IV alcohol freely, OP.
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Lillian Blackridge - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 15:34:11 EST ID:kVagurMJ No.277170 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fuck as many dogs as you can, including bitches, and rape yourself to death with a dildo
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Nell Hudgegold - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 02:24:12 EST ID:SiaVi+qG No.277236 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277107
sure you can inject it. it would be entirely fucking stupid, but yeah man, it IS possible.
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Betsy Darthood - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 13:03:39 EST ID:fkN5lUho No.277243 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It'd be extremely safer to fast 4-7 hours and just chug a mixed drink or something. Seriously how fast do you want to get blitzed? Injecting or butt chugging just gets you drunk faster, it doesn't change the feeling.


Goddamn I drank too much by Drinking too much - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 06:46:36 EST ID:q1qMVNVX No.277104 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Shit. It would be great if I could drink enough, but I drink too much. The benders begin with a drink and end with water. I know I've had too much when it's time for water.

I have month long benders. I drink until I blackout. I utilize this foul liquid for what it is.

I hope I'm not alone on this hooch adventure....
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Shitting Bockleway - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 09:13:49 EST ID:VVJPDrPa No.277123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277120

neither do I but some of my friends who whenever they drink drink absolute assloads, can go on month long tapers like it's a walk in the park (and they rather not walk but take the car) and that's an even bigger mystery for me. but I guess they don't have anxiety and depression like myself.
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Hamilton Hengersun - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 12:02:35 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
so far ive been drunk 9/9 days of the year!
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Isabella Crarringhudge - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 17:44:04 EST ID:AUc9ZFrg No.277205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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what is a binge?

Drinking every day for the last 4 years feels like an achievement. 19-24 here we go.
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George Focklehall - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 17:58:54 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.277234 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277205
A binge can just be single night

A bender is extended. Like a week of constant drunk
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Betsy Darthood - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 12:52:36 EST ID:fkN5lUho No.277241 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How do you go on a month long bender? At some point you need to work to support your habit.


vodka appreciation by Jack Bummerfuck - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 09:19:15 EST ID:G5ni+Wt3 No.276891 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So lately i've been really enjoying a nice straight vodka over the regular medicine which is usually beer or wine. I don't really drink that much hard liquor except the occasional whiskey or brandy, but fuck some good vodka makes you feel real good. I'm not a russian btw, so this is not a partisan post, although that being said the ruskis do make some of the best vodka there is.

Anyways, why do you love vodka, and what are your reasons for it being the supreme drank?
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Hamilton Hengersun - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 16:05:13 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277128

are you saying you dont stick your dick in your martinis? what are you some kind of fag?
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Trisha fishwalls - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 19:06:19 EST ID:a0r3Czx1 No.277132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
About time the vodka gets appreciated. I’ve found stoli and tito’s to be go to brands. Able to to drink these straight or with a lime wedge. Also pairs beautifully with cranberry juice or some kind of seltzer IMO. A couple vodka drinks followed by a nice cold beer is bliss
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Jericho !.iRAtomic2 - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 19:29:43 EST ID:yk8FL3am No.277133 Report Quick Reply
>>277128
Umm, no. He could fuck it up harder by asking for a gin martini, shaken.
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Betsy Chacklemore - Fri, 12 Jan 2018 15:15:58 EST ID:A1xc6uU7 No.277149 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277132

Yessir.
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Molly Webbermine - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 06:53:03 EST ID:zZ3oHMIc No.277215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I like mixing 50:50 vodka n tonics. Pleasant sipping drink, not too high on the sugar, minimal hangover.


early times by Eliza Brullyhall - Sat, 30 Dec 2017 23:03:53 EST ID:MVBw23Zc No.277018 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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dear /ethanol/
please help me with some experienced wisdom.
i wish to harness the full power of alcoholism, but when i wake up and start drinking first thing after i get out of bed it makes me throw up. would you suggest that i eat something before starting on the hooch or should i switch to a different drink or just wait an an hour or two? i don't want to do any of those, i'd like to be thoroughly drunk at all times if i'm not unconscious.
your thoughts?
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Hedda Sondershaw - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 22:26:56 EST ID:0iL/IY0w No.277191 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277018

You have to ease into it. Start off by just sipping on a beer or glass of wine for the first couple of hours of the day. Before you know it you, too will be putting down a six-pack before your shift at McDonald's!
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Polly Hoblingbanks - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 08:08:19 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dude that isnt how to be an alcoholic. you know the old adage you shouldnt drink before 5pm? its true. you need a good 15ish hour window for your organs and brain and shit to recover from the previous night's drinking. during the day you should be drinking water, taking multivitamins, and eating healthy food. if you get the balance right you can get drunk every night. so far i am 16/16 days of this year on this method and have been following it successfully for over 3 years. if you try to drink all night, morning, and day, you will crash and burn.
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Wesley Brobberbidge - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 17:48:06 EST ID:JCF5H3Xe No.277206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277194
this is bullshit

beer for breakfast
spirits until you ass out early evening
then when you wake up eat and drink more until you can pass out again
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Martin Sicklewene - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 18:41:12 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277206

lol ok noob enjoy your short term binge.


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