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Feeling Shity by Loots - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 04:23:49 EST ID:0vSkdgF6 No.274704 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Going to rehab tomorrow.
Haven't drank in a week.
Felt like shit.
Snuck 88oz beer today.
8 hours later. Feel even worse...
Ebenezer Shittingdale - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 19:33:57 EST ID:/x+a3VRI No.274710 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Damn what does an 880z beer look like
For real though, why wouldnt you sneak in vodka or whiskey or liquor
nb cause what do you want
Loots - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 22:36:40 EST ID:0vSkdgF6 No.274713 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Like a 40 of Steel Reserve and 2, 24oz Bud Ice.
Was let out to Walmart to shop for stuff I needed (cloths and shit) rang them up on a separate ticket and snuck out the auto section. Chuged 'em behind the wood pallets out back.
And, I just wanted to bitch and talk.
P.S. Ditched the rehab I was guna go to. They were all religious AA bull shit. Guna go with Cinekor instead. A ton cheaper and they'll keep me up to 2 years. During which I can learn a trade and earn cash for my release, working 40 hours a week.
Hamilton Snodfoot - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 23:32:13 EST ID:Y5l7gx00 No.274715 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude. Every rehab will be based around the twelve steps. You don't have to believe in god to do them no matter what the AA zelots say. Just take what you need, don't let the jesus freaks kill you off.
Fucking Micklebury - Thu, 29 Jun 2017 01:32:41 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.274718 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah there are like 0 rehabs that aren't based on the 12 steps.
But you don't have to let that determine your outcome.
I don't believe in the system, but I've greatly benefitted from going to meetings and rehab.

The real purpose of rehab is to give you a healthy place to talk about shit and get some clarity. And to get a break. You don't have to accept all the things they're saying to benefit from it.

Sam Adams by Phineas Banderspear - Thu, 29 Jun 2017 00:57:02 EST ID:AA5/YUm2 No.274716 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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On my 9th cup of Samuel Adams Summer Ale and feeling drunk as fuck. Can barely type this shit.

Should I just go to bed or drink until the cows come home?
Hugh Chezzlefetch - Thu, 29 Jun 2017 00:59:29 EST ID:l7B8n0H2 No.274717 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Drink you magnificent bastard

BWD by Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 17:24:32 EST ID:Yq+tcovD No.273392 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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New BWD. Come join the club. It's warm and comfy here.
Drinking Wine, watching Inception, smoking joints.
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Shitting Bardway - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 21:29:56 EST ID:4S8B28TP No.274685 Report Quick Reply
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Gnarly McGoblin - Mon, 26 Jun 2017 10:22:40 EST ID:g7cPQ+Ym No.274688 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Yup, it's bad. I'm starting to get problems.
Four and a half liters of beer today. 16:22 o'clock. Too much too much. Loss of the device is inevitable.
Beatrice Pidgefield - Mon, 26 Jun 2017 10:40:26 EST ID:/x+a3VRI No.274689 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You know when it's bad when you cna kill a whole fifth in a few hours and not feel drunk because of tolerance
Molly Goodshit - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 00:23:36 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.274702 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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fuck what yez heard. i'm drunk
Cyril Greenridge - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 22:58:09 EST ID:xo2lO6yt No.274714 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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hamburg, 2014
drunk, now

V5 distilled Vodka by Hamilton Warringfoot - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 01:09:29 EST ID:AA5/YUm2 No.274703 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Drinking this right now on my 4th drink. There is absolutely NO bitterness. It's smooth as fuck and I'm getting tipsy right now.

Any other Vodka's you guys could recommend that aren't so bitter.
Eugene Mammlefuck - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 10:18:18 EST ID:wLCeqsvp No.274707 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Honestly I find most non-budget Vodka's to be pretty smooth

Here's one of my favs, it's flavoured slightly but it's pretty subtle (not like that Absolut Vanilla bullshit or w/e)
George Fanville - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 21:57:08 EST ID:++TIgOba No.274712 Ignore Report Quick Reply
man i can't drink straight vodka

the problem is not even the taste, just the risks of how fast it lets you go. no thanks man, that's just playing with fire

that said though, i'm a vodka drinker exclusively. russki standart 4 lyfe

Alcoholic liver damage and binge drinking by Wise Idiot - Wed, 21 Jun 2017 22:02:17 EST ID:a1HMbn9R No.274623 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Im really concerned about my health. ive been binge drinking a lot these past few months. I mean im drinking like a shit ton of alcohol.

ive got a white band at the tip of my fingernail, and thats a symptom of liver damage. Do i have cirrhosis? im a fucking retard, and i really think i need to go to the doctor to get my liver checked. my skin isnt turning yellow though.

Anyone ever have symptoms like the tip of the finger nail changing color?
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Charlotte Bardham - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 13:54:18 EST ID:2GpamE+y No.274696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've had that dull pressure under my right rib cage for literally years and years, if it was my liver i'd probably have jaundice/ascites/other symptoms by now if it was serious. It's get's worse immediately after my first drink and and I forget about it after about 3-4 drinks.
Wise Idiot - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 15:16:14 EST ID:a1HMbn9R No.274697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
have you ever gotten your liver checked? If its a constant thing, dont you think it merits some concern?
Charlotte Bardham - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 15:37:27 EST ID:2GpamE+y No.274698 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Haven't been to the dr. in about 8 years...had problems with my gall bladder years before I started drinking so my gall bladder is probably fucked by now and needs to come out, don't have any insurance though.
Alice Dummlebury - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 19:40:39 EST ID:/x+a3VRI No.274701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well the good news is our new president is making leaps and strides to improve our Healthcare system, sure hope you're rich and white
Jack Sillerfoot - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 21:47:12 EST ID:2GpamE+y No.274711 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yep i'm white, not rich though. for some reason I couldn't qualify for obamacare so fuck obama, trump has nothing to do with this, at this point i'm just living like my great grandfathers with milk thistle tonics, lots of weed and "holistic" remedies till i'm dead, don't really care at this point.

"Alternative" Drinks by Walter Susslehedging - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 04:11:28 EST ID:f1owGMEF No.273722 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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In times of desperation has anyone been that far gone to drink mouthwash? Even further down the rabbit hole how about hand sanitizer? And last but not least, what I consider the bottom of the barrel, perfume/aftershave? When I was 19 and still unable to get alcohol here in burger shotgun freedom land I would pick up a bottle of mouthwash for myself, and once got a craving really bad and mixed 2oz of ethyl alcohol hand sanitizer into a glass of grape juice and pounded it, but alcohol is alcohol I guess.
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William Brapperkotch - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 06:36:13 EST ID:JdwrLzrf No.274669 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It will not go bad fast if filtered and stored well, but otherwise it will turn into vinegar pretty quick. Keep in mind that most people who brew kilju don't typically have access to high quality equipment. If you're an 18-21 college student in the US, then chances are the equipment will be something along the lines of baking yeast for fermentation, a milk jug for storage and brewing, and something like an old sock as a filter (clean I hope). With this limited equipment, chances are the shit's gonna turn out pretty low quality, and therefore will keep pretty poorly.
Walter Dreblingstot - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 09:22:38 EST ID:dSKvmV/A No.274670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Basically if you're desperate enough to drink hand sanitizer, stop fucking drinking
>Just don't

Words of the wisest sages pale in comparison to the sheer level of enlightenment you have brought forth
Barnaby Degglebag - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 10:11:49 EST ID:B35o8rw3 No.274706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drank hand sanitizer on multiple desperate ocassions, lemon and orange extract even more, and mouthwash a few times. Lemon extract was my drink of choice when I was very small because I could pocket a few 2oz bottles of 90% lemon extract then buy one of the large arizona fruit punches and get a strong buzz going, second best was hand sanitizer using the same method, 65% hand sanitizer in a water bottle of orange juice usually since that was what I drank if I couldnt make it to the store, and the mouthwash was a particularly desperate attempt when I Was out of anything else and managed to down it by taking 10 shots back to back of 27% listerine. Dont reccomend any of it but it works at the very least.
Shitting Brunkinhune - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 16:14:40 EST ID:BvUpf1tZ No.274708 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>a t 6 years old for us
>strain alcohol

This whole post is poetry. How much did you drink before writing that?
Fanny Cazzleridge - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 18:42:47 EST ID:CMKOcxaf No.274709 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I drank mouthwash in a hotel room.

There's nothing worse than knowing you have no immediate access to alcohol.

I Am A Full Blown Alcoholic by Matilda Bommerbanks - Tue, 20 Jun 2017 01:52:38 EST ID:RPsP6RGq No.274603 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's bad. I have drank 80oz of malt liquor or its rough equivalent in tequila almost every day for about 3 years now, taking maybe one day off a week (which is very hard for me). From when I wake up until around 4PM I have mild tremors in my hands if I don't steady them against something. For the most part I have gotten very good at hiding this from people. My muscles are much weaker than they were about 5 years ago. I manage to avoid getting fat by not eating much, but this leaves me malnourished. My general cognitive level has declined as well. My memory is poor and I have much more trouble lately than before recalling names of people or things, or remembering events. Often friends have to correct me on events in the past because my memory is so foggy. I have dark bags under my eyes and very pale skin, especially in my face. People often think I'm sick (with something other than alcoholism) when I'm not. I have gastrointestinal issues as well. My shits are never firm, always loose and crumbly, even if I take care to eat extra fiber and take vitamins. I never brush my teeth at night because I am always drunk and it is starting to take a toll on my dental hygiene. I have called out of work maybe 10 times due to alcohol consumption the night before (from my CURRENT job). I have lost 3 previous jobs as a side effect of chronic alcohol consumption. I have also stopped participating in my most beloved hobby that I devoted 10 years to getting serious skill in, since my alcoholism takes up too much of my time and energy. I never get satisfying sleep, often wake up throughout the night and sweat no matter the temperature of the room. I have mild headaches 100% of my waking time. It is also creating a severe rift in my relationship with my girlfriend and my family. They can see (some) of the damage my choices are causing myself and are upset and worried. She doesn't want to spend her life with an alcoholic, but has almost resigned herself to this fate. We are cheery if I can even go two days without drinking, it's quite pathetic honestly. Right now I am trying to silently guzzle more malt liquor while she sleeps after saying I would "take a break today" for the trillionth time. Feels g…
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Samuel Cushgold - Thu, 22 Jun 2017 01:12:06 EST ID:HQTekfl6 No.274628 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Addiction requires the user to want to change. Period. The Fuckin End. You can quit for however long you manage but if its not because you want to fundamentally change you won't. It sounds like you do and that you have a supportive person to help you through it. You are lucky, discover your triggers and manage them, build strength of character and the rest will follow. You got this man.
Nicholas Fallerdock - Fri, 23 Jun 2017 02:20:48 EST ID:s4lNX9Si No.274644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP you have listed many good reasons for quitting
>muscles are much weaker than they were about 5 years ago
>never brush my teeth at night because I am always drunk
>lost 3 previous jobs as a side effect of chronic alcohol consumption
>trouble lately than before recalling names of people or things, or remembering events

I seriously recommend you cut back atleast or change your diet before you get hospitalized. You can have a seizure from the not eating + malnourished part + only drinking alcohol.
Cyril Fupperman - Fri, 23 Jun 2017 04:43:41 EST ID:QqTryOeq No.274646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Switch to benzos if you don't want to die young. Hell, barbs would be better for your body. Alcohol is a shitty drug to overdo, which is probably one of the reasons why it's still legal. Benzos fuck you up, but the consequences are only there if you withdrawal too fast. Alcohol is practically designed to punish those who indulge in its pleasant effects.
Eugene Turveyham - Mon, 26 Jun 2017 01:01:14 EST ID:RPsP6RGq No.274687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP here. I have been trying to form a mental totem of decisiveness to enact a real break from drinking but it is still under construction. Took 2 nights off since last rambles, drinking now. Thanks all for the thoughts.
Emma Gubberford - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 05:35:58 EST ID:BXg37Ghy No.274705 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if you don't wanna stop, at least cut your consumption down.

There's a lot of doctors who tell me... by James Blackfield - Fri, 09 Jun 2017 20:57:01 EST ID:As1wEqKC No.274461 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I oughta try slowin it down
But there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so I guess we'll have another round
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Caroline Billingworth - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 18:44:38 EST ID:/J4d1+lb No.274569 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm a psychologist. tell your roommate to bring home some KFC
Charlotte Buzzfuck - Sat, 17 Jun 2017 10:57:03 EST ID:As1wEqKC No.274583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well damn, if you say so Dr. She got smokes last night now bringing me beer. Best roomie.
Esther Sillytare - Thu, 22 Jun 2017 06:06:06 EST ID:NQni33MY No.274632 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sophie Ginderkudge - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 15:47:11 EST ID:B7fYqh73 No.274699 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Xanax and booze and dabs. Should I order a stuffed crust puzza?
Alice Dummlebury - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 19:39:09 EST ID:/x+a3VRI No.274700 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Order me one too bro I'll get you back next week

Food and alcohol effects by John Tillingford - Sun, 11 Jun 2017 16:44:10 EST ID:YZgmdjaH No.274496 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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From the Wikipedia page on ethanol under adverse effects:

>Alcohol stimulates gastric juice production, even when food is not present, and as a result, its consumption will stimulate acidic secretions normally intended to digest protein molecules. Consequently, the excess acidity may harm the inner lining of the stomach. The stomach lining is normally protected by a mucosal layer which prevents the stomach from essentially digesting itself.

So would eating a high-protein snack while drinking prevent your stomach from damaging itself? Beef jerky is one of my favorite snacks while drunk. What do you guys eat while drunk? What's a good thing to offset some of the alcohol's damage?

I've also read that garlic can increase liver efficiency greatly, so sometimes I heat a raw clove or two while drinking.
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Lillian Bosslebury - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 05:18:54 EST ID:wLCeqsvp No.274564 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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2 of these fuckers
Usually just with butter and cheese though, sometimes slice of ham and pickles if I have em, and a bit of pesto too.
Edwin Cruddlehall - Fri, 23 Jun 2017 08:24:46 EST ID:LXVkLsgO No.274649 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you plebs need to get a pantoprazole prescription. Used to be constantly taking tums or gaviscon until I got these
Eliza Goddlefuck - Fri, 23 Jun 2017 10:16:32 EST ID:NbcF8QFe No.274650 Ignore Report Quick Reply

wonder drug really, can't believe how long I used to tolerate the heartburns
Polly Fazzlesure - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 11:05:04 EST ID:LXVkLsgO No.274671 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Uh, same here. Constant acid reflux, could barely enjoy alcohol but 40mg once a day or twice a day if heavily drinking is wonderful. If anyone is wondering it reduces stomach acid production while alcohol increases it !
Shit Worthingstone - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 05:07:25 EST ID:51ubZhu/ No.274694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
For any Ausfags, esomeprazol (proton pump inhibitor, reduces gastic acid secretion) is now available OTC. It's even better than ranitidine

Virtual Party by McSnugglefuck - Wed, 21 Jun 2017 12:26:06 EST ID:u/Mc6SwZ No.274618 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Anyones up for it? It'd be fun to hang out on IRC an evening while sipping, I've never been on IRC before. Maybe find a game to play, maybe some lightbikes (armagetronad), fix up a server. I don't know. It'd just be fun to get some real-time action going and having a long distance party with you guys, and all we need is people interested, a set (universal) time + date and an #irc-ch to (get) turn(t) up at.
Charlotte Nicklehood - Wed, 21 Jun 2017 15:10:55 EST ID:uDyZ0D29 No.274619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Basil Chunkincocke - Fri, 23 Jun 2017 18:39:21 EST ID:u/Mc6SwZ No.274653 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, but if it's a get-together people need to know when to tune in. Sure I can just grab a drink and go in now, but then I'm just a lone drunk asshole crashing an IRC session. I want a party, other drunks showing up. A virtual party.
Sophie Gillerforth - Tue, 27 Jun 2017 03:02:20 EST ID:opUdrU+S No.274693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i'd be down for something like this, too bad i don't usually know when i start drinking

What is your Favorite thing to do???? by Molly Murdbanks - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 00:36:26 EST ID:mgoWsNmi No.274676 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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name one thing.
Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 03:31:02 EST ID:pIIdMrF6 No.274677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Polly Honeyfield - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 20:52:37 EST ID:++TIgOba No.274684 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ur mum
Phoebe Paffingshaw - Mon, 26 Jun 2017 21:48:55 EST ID:SHbB3pEC No.274692 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Only $9 for alcohol by Betsy Crimblelig - Mon, 29 May 2017 23:57:53 EST ID:YwbLL4KQ No.274265 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You're about to head into a liquor store BUT you only have $9 to spend. What do you get?

A box of wine? A fifth of something cheap? Malt liquor or beer? What do you get and why?
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Matilda Buffingpene - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 16:43:44 EST ID:1KAVyOV8 No.274674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I live in the US, and alcohol is relatively expensive here thanks to taxes (not nearly as bad as Canada though). A case of the cheapest shit beer is still going to be $15 or so
David Cellerworth - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 14:02:26 EST ID:Ir9XDaEo No.274679 Ignore Report Quick Reply
750ml of skol vokda exactly $9
Barnaby Soblingwack - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 14:02:56 EST ID:ygVn5U6l No.274680 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Six packs of tall boys almost always come out cheaper per ounce than cases. But the cases are convenient to bring to a party or something, since they're already in a carry case.
Polly Honeyfield - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 20:18:03 EST ID:++TIgOba No.274683 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ruskova vodka, no contest
Bottom shelf as hell but without tasting like hand sanitizer
Henry Pillysug - Sun, 25 Jun 2017 23:32:44 EST ID:oAVJa3E/ No.274686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
a fifth of skol, may need to find a couple quarters to afford something to chase it

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