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Just Alcoholic Things~ by Caroline Perryspear - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 08:30:57 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277176 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand

>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up

>when you gotta hide your fine motor actions from friends and colleagues or use both hands so they don't notice you shaking

>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times

>when a firm, solid shit makes your week
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Isabella Gindlewud - Sun, 20 May 2018 16:56:58 EST ID:YoTRrD1A No.278454 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>"I'll just get one beer. It might as well be a high gravity 22 oz"
>"I'm just going to have one beer tonight, I sure am watching my intake"
>Back at the gas station to buy a 12 pack within 15 minutes
>Proceed to drink all 12 beers as well as the 22 oz

Oh well. It's the fucking pringles curse of alcoholism. Once you pop the fun don't stop.
Alice Crashshit - Mon, 21 May 2018 04:39:55 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.278458 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>fall asleep holding drink
>stay asleep for like half an hour
>Wake up because drink spills on you
>finish drink
Charlotte Fillerlodging - Mon, 21 May 2018 05:03:07 EST ID:uWw1AQ2W No.278459 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>be at work
>furiously chewing mint gums
>trying not to breathe near coworkers
Albert Bemmerneck - Tue, 22 May 2018 12:43:23 EST ID:A8T/DJsQ No.278474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Probably been said, but
>can’t eat anything until a few drinky poos go down
>masochistically love the burn of liquor on an empty stomach, esp in the morning
>hide liquor in water bottle at work, and convince myself no one notices (they probably do)
>stomach is literally iron and it takes an obscene amount very quickly to cause me to throw up
>those rare moments when you hit the perfect drunk state and surgeon’s hands appear
Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 22 May 2018 18:48:47 EST ID:ILieLoa/ No.278480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>I made this

BWD by Hugh Blackham - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 00:36:06 EST ID:Xo7qfDli No.271749 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Last one is dead.

Let's get FUCKED UP and burn some bridges faggots.
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Ian Turveyhood - Tue, 22 May 2018 02:13:19 EST ID:U4k6myZi No.278468 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Only got 3 beers, gonna be a rough night.
Cornelius Crevinghall - Tue, 22 May 2018 03:31:17 EST ID:OSOk4SH4 No.278469 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jingles !!CZ6Idl9f - Tue, 22 May 2018 04:36:48 EST ID:6CYx6LhO No.278470 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Typical night yum yum Jaeger...
Ebenezer Clankindock - Tue, 22 May 2018 07:25:05 EST ID:ywJSETYP No.278472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fosters aint australian get fukt cunt

try some VB m8 thats su premium aussie piss, fuck ya right up that r drink a 10 pack of woodys m8 u be flying stop with that poofta fosters tho
Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 22 May 2018 18:33:46 EST ID:ILieLoa/ No.278479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I accidentally bought 160 beers (for real!)
lifes sweet when youuve got money :-)

manners at the bar by Graham Chackleferk - Tue, 22 May 2018 13:10:01 EST ID:OPHJj0it No.278476 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I turn 21 tomorrow.

What's correct bar educate?

Wesley Dagglekitch - Tue, 22 May 2018 16:54:43 EST ID:4f5te5u6 No.278477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>bar educate

I’m assuming you mean etiquette. There’s nothing really specific. Just don’t act a fool, respect your bartender, the usual. It’s basically like going to a restaurant except you’re gonna be there for the sole purpose of alcohol consumption, so don’t act crazy. Try to socialize with the other patrons, you should be fine
Alice Hogglepudge - Tue, 22 May 2018 17:41:25 EST ID:c1B23Kso No.278478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
tfw you never been to a bar in your entire life but you regurarly drink till you pass out at home
life is good

Friends’ thoughts by Sophie Crindleson - Wed, 16 May 2018 18:34:26 EST ID:T9yf8lVU No.278394 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>ask friend to hangout this weekend
>”I’m down if you’re not gonna get crazy drunk”
Don’t even feel like hanging out anymore. How do your friends view you /hooch/?
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Fuck Wonnerdatch - Sat, 19 May 2018 23:49:44 EST ID:o0cM1bNO No.278446 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hate to break it to you Sophie but you're the weird one not them.
Consider drinking less mayhaps?
You don't have to get pissed every weekend
Jenny Soblinglare - Sun, 20 May 2018 02:58:32 EST ID:OvZChLke No.278448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nathaniel speaks the truth.
John Bledgeway - Sun, 20 May 2018 19:30:06 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.278455 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>You don't have to get pissed every weekend

Where am i
Emma Nagglehall - Sun, 20 May 2018 21:06:18 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278456 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have a threshold. I can be really drunk for a while and the most that will happen is I stumble a little. Don't even slur really. It's hardly noticable. But once I get past that blackout all bets are off and I act like a total retard. My friends have only seen that once or twice thankfully. Luckily though, I'm not a dick when I'm like that. Just a retard.
Graham Chackleferk - Tue, 22 May 2018 13:00:19 EST ID:OPHJj0it No.278475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>trolls don't exist

putting out cigarettes on your tongue by Barnaby Sammlenutch - Tue, 22 May 2018 05:24:57 EST ID:XXsXierZ No.278471 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I know this is more of a /tobacco/ thing and I have posted there but I imagine seeing as it's a bar trick people here will have tips and tricks, basically I saw a guy put out a cigarette on his tongue, read up on it and it seems to be a matter of letting your spit pool and wet your tongue, and doing it fast so it's not burning for a while - anyone here who can do this got any advice to a beginner?
Fanny Blullynidge - Tue, 22 May 2018 07:44:45 EST ID:vPJWCXof No.278473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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you gonna burn the shit out of your tongue and then swallow a burning cherry and tear up your esophagus and then get laughed out of the bar while you gasp for air m8

drunk driving tipz by George Pittgold - Fri, 18 May 2018 02:31:13 EST ID:D9i888NL No.278420 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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any tips for driving drunk?

personally I found turning on cruise control to focus on driving straight to be very helpful
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Augustus Siddlemit - Sat, 19 May 2018 07:46:54 EST ID:VVJPDrPa No.278436 Ignore Report Quick Reply

If you're really drunk you need classic hard rock or old school metal. I was worried I was going to fuck up my shit but the Darkness on loudest volume helped me. This is how to do it: you channel your drunkenness into the very music itself, it makes you less enough drunk so you're able to focus on the driving because your drunkenness is kept in the music itself.
Note: This method is for occasions when your REALLY drunk, not only 'too drunk not to be legally allowed to drive'
Hamilton Bliblingwater - Sat, 19 May 2018 14:47:28 EST ID:vPJWCXof No.278438 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Almost every state will suspend your license for a year or more if you do this, and many will consider it an admission of guilt and you'll get jailtime.
Thomas Mandlehall - Sat, 19 May 2018 16:46:34 EST ID:MLAdK1xZ No.278440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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If you need cruise control, you shouldn't be driving. If you can afford $8 drinks at the bar, you can afford to hire a lyft/uber/taxi.

Stop at a restaurant and sober up. 24 hour diner, or whatever. If that's not an option, find a parking lot, take the keys out of the ignition and sleep in a passenger seat. Walmart is preferred for this purpose.

Whatever you do, don't joyride.
I was just talking to a dude that wrapped a BMW around a utility poll because he didn't see a dip in the road and couldn't respond fast enough. Had he been doing the speed limit, it would have been no problem.

Stay safe
Hamilton Sazzlefoot - Sun, 20 May 2018 21:56:52 EST ID:+oDab877 No.278457 Ignore Report Quick Reply
don't drive drunk. I have an alcohol problem, and I get absolutely shitfaced multiple times everyday, and even I don't drive drunk. just don't get drunk if you know you have to drive somewhere within the next 2 hours or so. at the very least have someone who can drive you. I would like to add the only times I've ever been in a car accident the driver has been drunk.
Eliza Gongerladge - Mon, 21 May 2018 20:37:56 EST ID:hEemcRr1 No.278464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
To quote an old school hardcore alcoholic I know "if you're seeing double, close one eye and stay between the lines. If you're seeing, triple focus on whatever's in the middle. If you're seeing straight... well that just means you aint drunk enough yet."

But seriously, you shouldn't be drinking and driving man. Don't be that guy. You could take someone's life who's simply going about their day, let alone get a DUI. It's like 20 bucks or less for an uber ride home nowadays.

Bought some booze by Beatrice Billingbury - Sun, 20 May 2018 11:25:55 EST ID:HvV0zwyA No.278452 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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FEW Rye is very good imo. It's got a nice spicy kick to it. Definitely going to be drinking this.
The High West Prairie is a pretty good bourbon with an interesting mix of roughness and smoothness.
Haven't tried the tequila yet.
Fanny Blullynidge - Mon, 21 May 2018 21:37:53 EST ID:vPJWCXof No.278465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Rye is just bourbon with additional unnecessary pain IMO. The spices add 10x more burn than they add flavor.

Hangovers by Beatrice Muddlelidge - Fri, 18 May 2018 20:12:54 EST ID:PA8pnnNl No.278430 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I turned 27 in January and have really noticed that my hangovers last from when I wake up for over 16 hours after I get up. I'm only drinking a pint of vodka (10 shots), drinking water with it and no mixers, taking a multivitamin, b-complex vitamins, and magnesium. Doing everything I can to prevent these all-day hangovers but nothing seems to work.

Is this just part of getting older? I only drink 3 times a week now too.
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Thomas Mandlehall - Sat, 19 May 2018 16:54:15 EST ID:MLAdK1xZ No.278441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The effects of alcohol last for days. The duration isn't unusual at all, but the severity may be.

Maybe stop doing something that you know is bad for your health?

I heard that diet makes a big difference. Some diets really don't support drinking.

I really don't want to get diabetes :(
Hugh Gacklehall - Sat, 19 May 2018 19:15:55 EST ID:yukEqcW9 No.278443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It might sound stupid and i imagine your already doing this but have you tried pacing your self? I find if i drink slowy i barely get hungover apposed to drinking quckly which always gives me a hangover.
Alice Cuddlewere - Sat, 19 May 2018 19:56:22 EST ID:iweCh7wb No.278444 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drink a bottle of gatorade before you start drinking alcohol.

Have a glass of water per drink of alcohol. (1 beer followed by glass of water, 1 shot followed by glass of water, etc.) Foolproof method if you don't get absolutely shitfaced.

Fuck man, I'm 23 and it feels like my hangovers last two days now. Pretty sure it's just part of getting older.
Basil Dartwill - Sat, 19 May 2018 20:50:01 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That whole glass of water per drink is impossible if you're trying to get anywhere. A glass per 2 or 3 is probably more reasonable then make up for it after you're done.
Archie Wadgedad - Sun, 20 May 2018 08:12:18 EST ID:pIoTNzLh No.278450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i find the opposite to be true, if i have a day or two off work i usually drink all day and when i stop i feel 10000% certain i am going to die
when i am working i usually pound a few drinks to catch a buzz and try to go to bed at a reasonable time and wake up feeling pretty ok
i think what you eat is a big factor, if i go to bed drunk without eating properly that day i will feel like total shit in the morning. i do this most of the time because i dont want to get fat

im probably talking out my ass, its hard for me to pick out any patterns because i am drunk all the time, im sitting here chugging beer on an empty stomach to try and get rid of a hang over and i have to go to work in a couple hours

alcohol vs benzos/GABA-drugs by Edward Greenforth - Thu, 17 May 2018 17:30:46 EST ID:OPHJj0it No.278414 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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why is alcohol more "fun" than phenibut or xanax?
Hugh Gapperridge - Thu, 17 May 2018 21:08:28 EST ID:aNG/ih2t No.278417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's not as specifically selective for the regions of your brain that benzos interact with. It has a higher spectrum of effects than just being a plain GABA agonist.
Charles Sendlecocke - Sat, 19 May 2018 00:31:36 EST ID:DLO6T2vf No.278434 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I am yet to try valium with booze. I've just had valium by itself and I'm disappointed honestly.

I am really curious as to what gets potentiated the most when you mix these two depressants.
Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 22 May 2018 19:01:04 EST ID:ILieLoa/ No.278481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The thing is that its strong as fuck. I've had almost zero fun with my Lorazepam that I've found somewhere, because I was completely knocked out all the time. nb

New to alcohol by David Ducklock - Thu, 17 May 2018 02:38:24 EST ID:hQCDhh92 No.278404 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I am new to alcohol, Works surprisingly well for anxiety and depression. i feel a lot more normal and confident. it has made me realize some things though ... like how one of my only friends may be toxic for me.. i wanna know if im thinking clearly or if this is just an effect of alcohol and i’m overreacting? i am not sure whether i should drop them or not. i’m also mildly autistic so i am losing my mind over how friendships work right now
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David Ducklock - Thu, 17 May 2018 03:05:11 EST ID:hQCDhh92 No.278408 Ignore Report Quick Reply
thanks for your input, i think you are 100% correct but i’m still utterly confused
Walter Chashforth - Fri, 18 May 2018 01:58:05 EST ID:QVNthkyA No.278419 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The booze is probably making you over think it.
How do you feel when you're sober? That's the key right there

>Don't drink too much or you'll never know how you feel sober; cause you never are like a lot of us here
Shit Puggleshit - Fri, 18 May 2018 15:34:06 EST ID:hQCDhh92 No.278426 Ignore Report Quick Reply
booze makes me think less and reveals the truth to me. thats what it feels like
then when i am sober i overthink everything
Basil Bossleson - Fri, 18 May 2018 16:21:34 EST ID:ZcKTuuPo No.278427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I am new to alcohol

yeah this feeling wont last buddy if you drink every day for years, so watch out.
Walter Chashforth - Fri, 18 May 2018 18:48:58 EST ID:QVNthkyA No.278428 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Since you mentioned that you have autism, I can't pretend that I know how alcohol affects you.

That being said, I have also had "moments of clarity" in the middle of drinking sessions, where I think I've got something all figured out. But at the end of the day, booze intoxicates you; makes you slower, dumber, louder etc.

I feel like lots of people (my self included) who make poor choices when drunk often do these things thinking that they are thinking clearly at the time....if that makes sense.

Just be careful dude, there's a reason alcohol isn't really used as a therapeutic tool. That shit gets you fucked up

Breath by Nell Deffingstone - Mon, 14 May 2018 16:47:26 EST ID:4lwnM24E No.278379 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So how do you mask the alcohol in your breath?
For me anything like peppermint or menthol doesn't work at all.
Chocolate is the best I found so far.
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Sidney Sovingsot - Thu, 17 May 2018 04:48:47 EST ID:3/5Zd2NT No.278411 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I drink heavily every night. My terrible advice applies if you have to work the next day, and it doesn't directly answer your question so I'm sorry for that. This has been my daily routine for years and I haven't been fired (yet).

Before I leave my house to go to my office job:
>eye-drops to remove redness
>brush teeth twice, maybe some mouthwash, cheeky shave
>have a shower and lather myself twice with a strongly scented, non offensive (?), soap
>use some kind of gel/wax in my hair with a mild alcohol/fruity scent
>apply a super mild roll-on underarm antiperspirant
>apply a small spray of citrus-y / nice smelling cologne
>drink a large cup of black coffee
>begin chewing a mint gum, and head to work

When I'm at my work desk:
>always use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer to wash my hands at my desk
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Martha Sellywater - Thu, 17 May 2018 05:22:12 EST ID:vPJWCXof No.278412 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fucking Clayford - Thu, 17 May 2018 05:47:12 EST ID:wLCeqsvp No.278413 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>green tea
>copious brushing + mouthwater

Not sure how effective this is, never had any comments on my breath smelling though.
Fanny Soshwill - Thu, 17 May 2018 21:06:00 EST ID:/36s8/lj No.278416 Ignore Report Quick Reply

My drinka'. Solid advice. I don't really worry too much smelling like booze in the morning to my boss, as long as I'm on time and ready to work, but there are others with more pull who can do worse and I'd rather not smell like alcohol around.

I've found brushing your teeth after the last drink, no matter how fucked up you are, and then in the morning helps a lot. I've tried only in the morning a lot, but it doesn't remove that taste, and therefore the smell from your mouth/digestive tract.

As far as WHILE drinking: that's tough. Have a strong smelling meal, and try not to breathe too heavy around the people you're concealing it from. If you're in close quarters like an elevator or something, you still might get some looks or comments though.
Fanny Soshwill - Thu, 17 May 2018 21:10:52 EST ID:/36s8/lj No.278418 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Also, here's a weird situation that happened to me. Me and my coworker drank on my most recent job a few times, but I was only suspected once. He's a cigarette smoker, and I tend to vape, but that day I had a few cigs. I figured the cigarette smell would mask the booze smell, but I dunno.

Is there a possibility that the cigarettes made the booze smell worse, since they're both having to do with the respiratory tract? Or was it just a coincidence?

Bloody mary by Caroline Clucklenin - Wed, 16 May 2018 02:09:44 EST ID:jLSoyBVJ No.278388 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Yo, I got a bunch of tomato juice I figure I should make bloody marys, I got the basic gist of worcestershire and tabasco but what else goes into it? I figured I should make the thread before I'm googling it with a hangover.
Hugh Dissleson - Wed, 16 May 2018 12:11:57 EST ID:7n/nIkNd No.278392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
put alcohol in it
Caroline Clucklenin - Wed, 16 May 2018 12:53:51 EST ID:jLSoyBVJ No.278393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Done and done. I ended up adding lime juice and celery salt to it, I feel like I should get some pickles so I can add some of the brine next time
Edwin Sassletick - Thu, 17 May 2018 01:41:42 EST ID:DLO6T2vf No.278403 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The one on liquor dot com, "the only blood mary" actually sounds decent
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Bloody marys are super underrated. I wouldn't wanna get hammered off them but they're delicious. They're also the ultimate hangover cure with the whole "hair of the dog" thing, spices to open up your sinuses/wake you up and some celery to munch on.

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