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BWD by Hugh Blackham - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 00:36:06 EST ID:Xo7qfDli No.271749 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Last one is dead.

Let's get FUCKED UP and burn some bridges faggots.
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Samuel Druckledale - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 05:03:53 EST ID:m754EKn/ No.272638 Ignore Report Quick Reply
jager + wine and sprite
John Cashtot - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 07:40:48 EST ID:c533Q7/y No.272639 Ignore Report Quick Reply
4 beers. Now wish I had some weed
Heathcliff Dale - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 16:26:25 EST ID:cliyRR7L No.272641 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Such a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Too bad I'm in the middle of drowning my sorrows at the moment...
StimLioness !JM2DTgXfqU - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 20:48:35 EST ID:ZgpSxl/8 No.272644 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bumpin while buzzed

Only had a few beers mainly just went to catch up with some old friends now that I'm back in the Dirty D. Smoked a bowl of weed too and cannabis levels me out from alc so I'm clearheadedly drunk right now. Weed + booze is a balancing combination for me personally, I've heard many others say otherwise tho.

Gonna game some overwatch.
Cornelius Chandlestat - Tue, 21 Feb 2017 02:44:49 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.272646 Ignore Report Quick Reply
first a species learns regular fire, then they learn fission, and we're approaching fusion.

after that someone will figure out how to burn time to generate gravity or something equally insane.

Really drunk or not by Fuck Hendlegold - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 18:10:46 EST ID:qak3cyfb No.272358 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>That feel when you're drunk and you dont realize how drunk you are

Fuck yeah. Im obvously drunk.
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Betsy Bellerford - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:13:52 EST ID:mEwxTOZk No.272430 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Any euphoria?
Hugh Pittingbune - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 18:24:44 EST ID:HtPbsQbb No.272431 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Cheers my friend
James Huckleridge - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 21:53:12 EST ID:+fj/FUHb No.272448 Ignore Report Quick Reply
when i go out and drink, i never seem to realize how drunk i am until i finally get home.
also something about day-drinking makes me seem oblivious to my drunkeness. i guess because the daylight grants some odd sense of lucidity. we have mardi gras where i'm from and when i celebrated it in the proper fashion for the first time last year (i.e. with alcohol), there was something about being drunk in the morning amid the masses and the music, that seemed very different from any drunkeness i've experienced before. it was lit.
it's much easier to gauge one's sobriety at home ime
William Gasslehet - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 18:55:02 EST ID:yyjAbp2j No.272643 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Guns and booze don't mix, retard.
Shitting Fuckingshit - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 21:53:02 EST ID:rOyR36BY No.272645 Ignore Report Quick Reply
they do in america.

Politics Survey by Shitting Burryshaw - Thu, 29 Sep 2016 21:09:35 EST ID:foWZyMy8 No.270091 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, what's your politics, /hooch/?

I just realized after posting one myself and feeling comfortable about it, that more than once i've found images and posts in the BWD that evidenced clear sympathies for the far left.
It got me curious, so here's a nice quick survey on it.

>Drink of choice
>Left, Right or Center?
>Specific Ideology?
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Barnaby Crebberchudge - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 02:26:32 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.272634 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well I'll refute your points and say that most libertarians are libertarians but only agree with liberals on issues like pot and abortion because those are actually conservative in nature(not republican which really isn't conservative at all on those points). Republicans would have their base believe that they're actually liberals in disguise because they don't want conservatives to realize that they're not actually conservatives on those two points, and they don't want people to know that their want for control over people's bodies and intakes actually conflicts with some of their core "ideals".
And the "punch a nazi" meme is referring to a white nationalist who preaches about genocide and such, so equating him to dissent is pretty retarded.

>Southern US
>Right Center
>None, most politics is bullshit, and everyone mostly has the same interests, but are divided on small points which for some reason are extremely polarizing, mostly by media manipulation. It's really just the working class versus the ruling class, with the wealthy class that is mostly apathetic minus having stakes in their holdings, and often using their wealth to manipulate the ruling class against the working class.
Eliza Warryfodge - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 03:07:43 EST ID:42QDTtRW No.272635 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>rum and pepsi
>left social, right economic
>cultural/social libertarian
Eliza Warryfodge - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 03:19:17 EST ID:42QDTtRW No.272636 Ignore Report Quick Reply
to clarify, I don't like the idea of the federal government interfering with the lives of private citizens as long as they aren't hurting anyone (other than themselves) but I believe that a truly free market where the truly best, and not simply the most deceitful rise to the top requires some amount of regulation, but mostly relies on the choices of the common people
Phineas Himmleham - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 15:04:10 EST ID:F7u/AOU5 No.272640 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Rum or soju
>Far left
Ebenezer Greenlock - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 16:51:20 EST ID:ZO3w9UXc No.272642 Ignore Report Quick Reply


Left wing. But have given up on left here in UK they are too sjw+identity politics+anti business

Like our universal healthcare.

Blackou by John Pubbledock - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 19:42:43 EST ID:Am8VaH+l No.272323 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Everything's going great, pounding the overproof rum and cokes like there's no tomorrow, smokin on some fine ass foliage when BAM suddenly its 11:30 and everything hurts and how did I get outside?

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Clara Wandersudging - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 20:13:10 EST ID:1dpXTH5I No.272445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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getting that pissed at someone for peeing into a closed container. WHY
Albert Brabberway - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 21:57:02 EST ID:g2CDNnuD No.272510 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Friend decides to throw a random party the day before my 22nd birthday
>Invites me
>All good times. There was food, smoke, free(cheap) wine, and a lot of cool people.
>Midnight hits
>Make it known it's now officially my birthday
>People attempt to sing happy birthday in unison but everyone's pretty smashed at this point.
>People start feeding me shots left at right.
>Things eventually die down, people start going home
>Realize I'm too fucked up to walk the 2-3 miles home
>Call cab and slam my last 2 beers before it gets there
>Realize in the cab I'm utterly fucked and need to get to bed
>Cab drops me off approximately 8 blocks away from my house(probably my own fault because I couldn't talk straight)
>Most arduous stumble home of my life
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John Nezzlemutch - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 01:36:19 EST ID:aeMfZWsl No.272575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that was really entertaining good one m8
Hamilton Crungernodge - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 21:16:52 EST ID:47WPIQJE No.272592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>probably about $200 worth of coins on the ground

Funniest part and I don't know why. Great story.
Emma Clankinworth - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 03:59:03 EST ID:a4PzfaFz No.272637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't even know if I brown out
I thought it was the alcohol but stopped drinking and I just don't remember most details since shit's boring as fuck

Its drink time and I'm halfway out by Oliver Hibblefodging - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 00:01:46 EST ID:ZBIsW9G8 No.272596 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Show me something fun
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Augustus Shittingway - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 02:08:21 EST ID:laj1VXv8 No.272610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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George Pizzlewure - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 04:54:13 EST ID:UPOUW8rY No.272616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
godamn that looks tasty
Augustus Shittingway - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 11:39:39 EST ID:laj1VXv8 No.272620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Augustus Shittingway - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 11:44:55 EST ID:laj1VXv8 No.272621 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>mfw after nightcapping with tons of food
Jack Wunningkine - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 20:15:14 EST ID:BVOnqQqW No.272626 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Last Wednesday To Today by Lillian Porringdock - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 17:47:19 EST ID:iLTYGOc2 No.272442 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I think I have a minor problem.
I drank all of this alone.
Not to mention the can of beer I always drink on the way home from the store.
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Angus Shittingman - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 15:05:36 EST ID:mMa3SNMG No.272566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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He probably just turned 21 and I only say that because doubtful underageb& would be going after that
"wine chaser"
Samuel Mellerbot - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 01:31:05 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.272574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>A little over a bottle of wine a night, while it will cause problems over longer periods of time, is hardly even enough to get drunk for most adults.
i only drink liquor or beer after hearing too many horror stories from various accomplices regarding wine hangovers.

obviously my choices don't make sense but i still want to know. 6-8 shots over a couple hours gets me plenty drunk without ruining the next morning, where can i get with a regular-sized bottle of inexpensive wine?
Martha Blattingmore - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 17:11:21 EST ID:tsrTFAPK No.272584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well the issue with wine is that you'd get a significantly worse hang over from a comparable drunkenness.
Something about the phenolyiecs and sulfites contributing to the diuretic and overall toxicity of the ethanol which is already in itself pretty toxic and diuretic.

Anyway iirc 7 shots is almost exactly half a standard 750ml bottle of liquor and at 40% abv you're looking at about 1.5 to 2 bottles of wine for the same drunkeness.
Wine always makes me sloppier and sleepier drunk which "feels" stronger but it's really just the negative effects which I usually use to gauge my intoxication being ampliefied, not the ethanol intoxication itself.

Anyway I digress, half a bottle of liquor is roughly 1.5 to 2 bottles depending on the strength of either.
Phoebe Harrysidging - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 02:58:10 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.272613 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Anyway iirc 7 shots is almost exactly half a standard 750ml bottle of liquor
did some booze math. 750ml is 25.3oz, shot glasses are usually 1.5oz, like 16.8 shots in a bottle.

the rest of that makes sense though. with one bottle of wine i'd risk a headache and still not get lit.
Augustus Shittingway - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 03:29:11 EST ID:laj1VXv8 No.272614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah you're right. I did zero math. Just counted the shots of a bottle a few times and memered wrong.
Wine is the stress off booze

Delirium Tremens Survivors Thread by James Drabbleford - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 08:20:03 EST ID:nNQ5OHgH No.272033 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If anyone here has gone through this wretched place, I would like to hear your story.

Personally, I had to endure this when I was placed in a psychiatric holding center after a suicide attempt. I had been drinking an average of 8-20 drinks a day for the better part of 2 years, and the fact that I was mixing in benzos did not help things. The psychiatric wing I was admitted to was run by an old-school psychiatrist who refused to give me anything other than Haldol or thorazine for the duration of my stay. I was expecting to leave after 2-3 days, but for some unspeakable reason she decided to keep me there for 12 days and refused to provide sedatives or even a B-complex pill.

Basically, I went for 4 days without sleep, and after I finally fell asleep I woke up in complete delirious horror. One moment I was in the arctic, trying to help my shrunken friends escape a bobsled competition by carrying them to a hidden laboratory. The next moment I was escaping a murderer, and I was actually standing by my door with a pen prepared to stab anyone who attacked me. The entire day was a blur of waking nightmares and visual / tactile hallucinations that were exponentially more intense than any of my past experiences with psychedelics. The most frightening aspect of this was that all of these bizarre hallucinations and delusions felt like they could not be more real, and even though I was able to tell myself that I am experiencing DT's I could not distinguish what was real or not. Somehow, I was able to tell the staff what was happening to me, and instead of throwing more useless antipsychotics at me they finally transferred me to a hospital where I received thiamine and diazepam.

The most fucked up aspect of all of this is that I was experiencing it during New Year's day, and I was also in opiate withdrawal. This was a year ago. I haven't been able to quit drinking, but I have kept it under enough control that I can keep it under 20 drinks per week.
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David Murdway - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:16:32 EST ID:2fwRy97B No.272402 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ive had times where i had to steady my drink with both hands so my shakes don't cause me to spill any. that's when i decided to drink less frequently
John Sankinman - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 09:10:56 EST ID:yAnkv2+P No.272410 Ignore Report Quick Reply

that's when you should have decided to not drink at all...lmao I've seen people like that in rehab and wondered how the fuck someone could get that bad.
John Sankinman - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 09:10:56 EST ID:yAnkv2+P No.272411 Ignore Report Quick Reply

that's when you should have decided to not drink at all...lmao I've seen people like that in rehab and wondered how the fuck someone could get that bad.
Ian Fummerworth - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 10:26:32 EST ID:LBrhh3/V No.272578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Last time I was in the hospital I didn't realize they were giving me Haldol on top of the 2mg Ativan shots every few hours.

I was in there for 4-5 days (no fucking clue) and I don't remember a thing. I know the Ativan alone wouldn't do this to me since I've taken a shit load of Benzos for 12 years (6mg of Xanax prescribed daily at one point.) All I remember from those days is a glimpse of the room they put me in when I first got there which was top of the line and then a glimpse of the chart/TV and I think a blonde older lady nurse.

Probably the reason I got arrested within an hour of leaving the hospital for trying to steal a car...the charges got dismissed.

4 months clean if you don't count a couple slip ups I had a month ago.
Ian Fummerworth - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 10:33:23 EST ID:LBrhh3/V No.272579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
And the only reason I know they gave me Haldol was because I found a YouTube comment I posted from 4 months ago in an amazingly slurred/messed up text that I hoped they gave me another Haldol shot in the ass when they gave me my next Ativan shot...

So I guess they were sticking needles in my ass and I didn't even remember it...I didn't even know what Haldol was let alone that it's administered that way.

Functional Alcoholism by Hannah Cloddlebury - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 02:30:10 EST ID:a9jYqQRr No.272521 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>What does it take to be a functional alcoholic:
>Meetings No
Good Food
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John Pennerwell - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 01:14:51 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.272558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Could someone explain to me in detail what alcohol w/d's are like. How does it feel when you wake up and how long does it last? I've felt super foggy headed when I wake up and jittery lately.
Huckle Berry Fin - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 01:34:53 EST ID:uynghS3z No.272559 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're going to need a STAR GATE PORTAL
Beatrice Fuckingson - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 05:01:21 EST ID:JxSaxNRp No.272562 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've had mild to moderate withdrawals before, several times. Had them today, as a matter of fact. Your wake up with your heart racing for no reason. You feel anxiety for no reason. It's basically the reverse of being drunk, but with some extra stuff that sucks. You're sweating and shaking. You're scatterbrained and have trouble thinking straight or focusing. You're probably depressed and emotional and easy to upset. That's as far as I've gotten. For me, it's lasted a day or two or three, slowly fading out as long as I don't drink. Of course, if you drink, you start to feel normal again as soon as the alcohol enters your blood stream and circulates. I'd recommend against that. Maybe you're aware of this, but alcohol withdrawals can fucking kill you if they're bad enough or if you have a weak heart or some issue like that. It's one of the only drugs like that, along with benzos, which have a similar action to alcohol.

If it gets really bad or you're worried your body can't handle it, you can go to a doctor and tell them your situation and they should have medication you can take to make it less dangerous. That's what I heard, anyway.

Withdrawals suck. No two ways about it. I was doing some googling about it once and found an article telling how you can probably avoid them. Don't drink every night, or if you do, keep it to four drinks or less. Four drinks, right? Easier said than done if you're an alcoholic. The other strategy is to take at least a few days off from drinking each week. Basically, you need to give your body time to fully recover from the effects of alcohol. Not just the initial toxic effects, but the fact that the nervous system (and the body in general) adjust over time to the presence of alcohol. There's a lot of good science behind it. gulps cheap whiskey and water
Charlotte Hesslefoot - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 15:09:07 EST ID:U1nTurv+ No.272567 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I drink a bottle of malbec and a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon every night with a pack of cigarettes to balance it out. I'm functional and could quit any time I wanted if it weren't for the panic attacks
David Granddock - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 20:06:41 EST ID:ydJmX8xf No.272570 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Okay, appreciate the post brother.
I know that it can be really bad, just trying to gauge where I'm at.

It seems that you can be an "alcoholic" for me, I'm pretty sure that I am, because I feel the need to drink almost every night, I guess I'm just not severe enough or far along to want to day drink all the time, and I'm guessing that's the part where it really starts to get real. For now, I'll just keep doing what I'm doing which is 4-10 drinks a night with a break every few nights.

Homebrew by Angus Brebblekutch - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 11:47:54 EST ID:eUDOSqa0 No.272499 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Will any brew fams check out my list and tell me if im doing it right. My main consern is the yeast. Will it work?

Condoms (Air lock)
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Hamilton Gackleworth - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 22:22:54 EST ID:xzu+Y+Tu No.272516 Ignore Report Quick Reply
for the solids, which produce sediment, I guess you could filter them, but I just leave the dregs for last when siphoning from the carboy into bottles and it's not a big deal for me.
Phineas Gipperpotch - Wed, 15 Feb 2017 13:43:55 EST ID:eUDOSqa0 No.272530 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well I bought the DADY yeast found it from a seller for $9.18 free shipping. How much yeast do I add?

Half spic faggot here, you too? I live about 30 mins out from any store that sells
goya but might take the trip.

I hope it dosent take a whole month.

I don't mind sipping a few floaters or yeast but I do plan on siphoning it so I can make another batch.

Ok so now I have my pound of sugar comming and I plan on going to the dollar store to buy 10 pounds of sugar and a few gallons of 100% juice. I think I get cranberry, apple, and where else they have I want to have alot brewing. I have a spare fridge that I want to fill up with my brews.
So now 2-3 cups of sugar and 12 grams of yeast per gallon amirite?
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Thomas Dartshit - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 09:44:21 EST ID:v3Sbv4NL No.272545 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yah, but sediment is more of an issue the smaller the scale you do. So if you're just doing a gallon or two, the sediment can get out of hand pretty fast.

But yeah, not a big deal.

>Half spic faggot here, you too?

>So now 2-3 cups of sugar and 12 grams of yeast per gallon amirite?
Yeah, that'll kick some ass. A teaspoon of yeast can easily brew 5 gallons. If you're just doing gallon batches, a pinch will work fine.

>100% juice.
Check ingredients for preservatives. Malic acid, ascorbic acid and vitamin C are all A-OK. Anything with "sulfa-" in the word is bad.
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Ernest Gendlenock - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 21:28:24 EST ID:eUDOSqa0 No.272556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Forgot to add the legal Rican one not that other kind MAGA

So the company that I ordered the yeast from was from the same state so I got nextday shiping. I Didn't even think to look to see how far away from me they were.
I was so excided it came the next day that all I had in my head was I need Juice and I need juice now. So I went to the Target nearst me and all I could remember reading and hearing was no preservatives. So I ended up getting cran oceanspray 2 3 liters. I was in such a rush to get home to make this I grabbed 1 diet I just added a little more sugar to it hope it'll be ok.
So I put in about 1 cup per liter on the non diet and about 3 1/2 in the other and 2 tablespons of yeast per 3 liter.
I think I fucked up im getting alot of foam out of them.

Anyone is this bad?
Isabella Pickham - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 09:20:13 EST ID:v3Sbv4NL No.272563 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ya fucked up with the diet, but it should work fine.

>getting alot of foam out of them.
It's working.

Wine by James Dicklewater - Fri, 03 Feb 2017 20:39:38 EST ID:hiHqrOxC No.272334 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Drinking some cabernet sauvignon and eating Danish blue cheese. Mmmm...

If I bought a bottle of good wine this year and saved it until I was 50 years how much would it be worth?

General wine discussion because this place needs more class.
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James Huckleridge - Thu, 09 Feb 2017 21:56:30 EST ID:+fj/FUHb No.272449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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i like chardonnay. i'm a p big fan of cider, and the flavor of chardonnay kind of reminds me of some dry ciders i've had.
i usually only get wine if i need it for a recipe though.
George Piblinghet - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 06:05:13 EST ID:bBVgskl6 No.272461 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i've got a bottle of red from my birth year (91), how much longer do i potentially have before it goes bad(?)
Heathcliff Dale - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 12:46:04 EST ID:cliyRR7L No.272466 Ignore Report Quick Reply

As long as the bottle is sealed, it shouldn't go bad at all until it is opened. If it takes more than a day to finish the bottle, always put the cork back on until it's empty. You'll know it's bad when starts looking and tasting like vinegar.
Sophie Drivingtod - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 00:18:24 EST ID:Tfva8M5Q No.272479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I mean, is there a difference between any two random, $20 bottles of wine? Absolutely. So this goes beyond just cheap/expensive.

Will you be able to detect the difference? Probably not without training (i.e. drinking a lot). For example, if you've never had steak before can you tell the difference between a shitty flank steak and a nice, marbled one?

But the difficulty kinda start here. Take anyone off the street and give them shitty, bottom shelf orange juice and compare it to fresh squeezed, in-season OJ. I think most people, even if they havent had OJ before would pick the 'superior' product. Wine is not that obvious.

Pick a product that you like and drink up, as you get comfortable with your tastes branch out and spend more just to see what its like, if you don't think its worth the price difference then keep to the cheaper bottles
Hamilton Gackleworth - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 22:11:58 EST ID:xzu+Y+Tu No.272513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I like wine, it's a mellow buzz/

A bee flew in my beer :( by Sidney Happerchune - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 13:45:41 EST ID:OzcgXK49 No.272016 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone ever set their drink down outside and had this happen to them? Fucker flew right in the neck of it and I almost took a swig. Smacked at the bottle a few times to try and make it fly out but some beer got on the bee instead and it ended up drowning. Must of been a fine way to die, submerged in some tasty lager, what a lucky bee.
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David Murdway - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 17:53:36 EST ID:2fwRy97B No.272398 Ignore Report Quick Reply

i remember that thread
David Murdway - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:12:19 EST ID:2fwRy97B No.272400 Ignore Report Quick Reply

lol nigga the nasty humid bug-riddled fetid rotten south is most certainly NOT an accurate representation of anywhere else in the country.
Martin Clevinglodging - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 15:37:42 EST ID:hYMSW9PN No.272427 Ignore Report Quick Reply
friend got a hornet in his beer once. motherfucker watched it drown and then finished the beer with the hornet still in it. god i miss him
Shit Pickwater - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 17:06:59 EST ID:FjKjVIvW No.272504 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Reminds me of my favorite joke about the Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman sitting in a bar together and a fly lands in each of their beers.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Scott picks the fly out and keeps drinking like nothing happened.
But the Irishman picks his fly out, brings it up to his face and yells "Aye spit it out you damn winged bastard!
Graham Crudgepone - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 19:04:33 EST ID:ah4vHGV2 No.272507 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've heard that same joke but it's the Scotsman who did that. For some reason Scots are usually depicted as being very frugal and tight with money. There's other jokes about ol' jock finding some crutches and breaking both his legs so he can use them.

Here's a whole bunch of them http://www.rampantscotland.com/humour/blhumthrift.htm

This one gave me a chuckle
>It is rumoured that the entire population of Aberdeen took to the streets with an empty glass in their hands when the weather forecaster said there would be a nip in the air.

I've never really understood it tbh, but I guess most cultural stereotypes don't really make much sense in reality.

Most bang for your buck by Beatrice Shakefuck - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 06:48:10 EST ID:eUDOSqa0 No.272483 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Just spent my last 20 bucks for awhile on this, I love these 30 racks the can last me 2 solid drunks. What do you guies do when you're low on funds? Most importantly is there anyway to ferment this or beer in genaral to make a stronger hooch?
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Angus Brebblekutch - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:35:10 EST ID:eUDOSqa0 No.272490 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I thought it was worth asking. And I'm pretty sure it is possible. First post not best post.
I'm brettty sheltered can you give me product names?
Explains why I always feel like straight trash the next day or like now.
>>272489 I know feels gud fam. Also they rised the abv of natural ice it is also 6.9. Drink up

Ok so now lets talk about how we get drunk and a bit of our life style.
I would not call myself a 'con man' or an 'l33t haxor' but I know how to get what I want for the most part.
I have had alot of factory jobs and always climb fast because I'm charming I fucking hate those jobs. They are truly degrading. I'm unemployed as of now living with my parents AGAIN. I have moved out a few times but always end up back. They love me and I will soon take over the family biz. The only down side of living here is I cant have as much sex as I want to. As soon as sumer comes I plan on moving back to the boat. PRO TIP hang out at boat clubs they are filled with mid life crisis victims and you can get free brews at the bar if they have one. Also lots of people have coolers full of beer that they don't notice if you take all of them. Don't be greedy untill the of summer. Its getting close to summer but not close enough and not being employed sucks. A trick that I use for free beer is calling craft brewers and complaining to get check they some times want to send you merch but I'm all about the benjis. If you call Anheuser-Busch right now and complain that the beer you bought was empty because of some defect like a hole in it they will send you a check. I have alot of those type of scams please share and i'll be taking a picture of said check soon but I have to strip all exif data and all. I think thats all for now. I wish you could embed here.

Hedda Blatherforth - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 21:31:12 EST ID:1h0xFrMF No.272492 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I buy my own beer
also I tip bartenders well

Because one day I won't be able to do that, and I want them to remember me then.
George Duckstone - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 21:47:06 EST ID:HpsYm86/ No.272494 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can distill it but that too is stupid.
Don't shit on my answer because your question is brain damage level stupid you broke faggot.
Hannah Nackleridge - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 22:40:12 EST ID:f5G4O51+ No.272495 Ignore Report Quick Reply
mix beer with vodka, box wine with vodka,
it evens out,
Reuben Tootbanks - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 15:19:14 EST ID:6wNuyQuq No.272500 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I'm brettty sheltered can you give me product names?

Whatever's on the bottom shelf. Assuming you've ever been in a liquor store.

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