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BWD 2018 style by Augustus Buzzstock - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 14:09:42 EST ID:4sV1wy55 No.277229 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Old thread stopped bumping and last year is in the past, but Earth continues to orbit the Sun and we're still drinking. Bottom's up, /hooch/! Kanpai! Salud! Cin cin! A la votre! Does anyone know how to say 'cheers' in any other languages?

Doesn't matter though, a raised glass is a universal symbol for getting fucked up together!
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Nigel Blinningfig - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 20:21:15 EST ID:gGocJqsm No.278124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>open beer
>wet fizz everywhere

why do beer companies do this?
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Edward Buzzson - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 02:03:31 EST ID:ksfr6Cfq No.278133 Ignore Report Quick Reply
may
may is a time of year

i'm gonna eat some mother fucking tuna
watch star trek
and forget that i'm human
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Priscilla Nenkinwell - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 02:32:09 EST ID:sOXnWKol No.278134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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pop music and cheap beer
nice!
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Jenny Drubblegold - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 16:02:40 EST ID:uA1xA9oF No.278146 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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7.2% IPA fucking me up
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Cyril Drongerseck - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 19:15:29 EST ID:EJOOHRWS No.278148 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Haven't been here in some time. Good to be back. BWD motherfuckers


Shameful display by Beatrice Hunkinluck - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 02:55:30 EST ID:KeUEe//F No.278137 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, on Tuesday I was out on a social with my society at university.

So, I go to university in a fairly small town, the type of place where you just randomly run into some person you met while smashed 3 weeks ago while you go to buy toilet paper.

So, on this social I got waay plastered and have about a 10 hour blank patch. I woke up in a cell, apparently I assaulted some random guy for literally no reason.

I'm genuinely thinking it's time to maybe stop drinking but I'm a university student, any chance of normal social interaction (and that puss) hinges on my continual drunkenness.

What say 420chongz?
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Cyril Sublingham - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 16:51:26 EST ID:pX9MKmDg No.278147 Ignore Report Quick Reply
pace yourself. stick to mixed drinks. snack and hydrate while drinking


It just hit me... by Nigel Blinningfig - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 00:17:56 EST ID:gGocJqsm No.278127 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Booze dosen't give you euphoria or happiness or euphoria, it just makes you apathetic and chill. That, combined with the fact that's its the most legal substance makes it so popular.
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Samuel Sazzlechet - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 06:18:11 EST ID:4K7H40G9 No.278140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278127
You should have written this on a wall or in a notebook.
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Graham Suvingville - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 14:02:50 EST ID:aGgeQDt8 No.278142 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278127
>Booze dosen't give you euphoria or happiness or euphoria
It does for me. Is that not normal? It's why I drink.
I've only been drinking heavily for five years, though. Does the feeling go away?
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Charlotte Bickleman - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 14:48:05 EST ID:oyE7fXGn No.278143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ethanol hits a lot of different receptors. It's not just GABA, it's also an NMDA antagonist like nitrous and ketamine. NMDA antagonists increase presynaptic dopamine release as a general rule. Ketamine is just as effective as amphetamine at giving you a kick.
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Lillian Dingerfit - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 15:12:26 EST ID:QfNUSpsJ No.278144 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's more like weed makes me apathetic and chill, and booze gives me euphoria and happiness.
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Edward Buzzson - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 15:51:45 EST ID:ksfr6Cfq No.278145 Ignore Report Quick Reply
alcohol is yucky and tastes bad
it melts your brain and gives you cancer

i'm drinking rum today


out of control by Shizam - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 09:47:16 EST ID:lG1+WaGg No.278119 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>mfw ive started drinking in public bathrooms before and after work before i catch the bus to avoid withdrawls
>mfw drinking doesnt make me happy anymore
>mfw i cant stop because i cant imagine trying to function sober
>mfw i think how i used to be a happy kid
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Beatrice Hassleworth - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 15:52:11 EST ID:pX9MKmDg No.278120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
theres already an alcoholic thread with worse stuff than this
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Samson - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 19:07:14 EST ID:iiqDNW1e No.278121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>drinking on BART at midnight despite having work at 10:30 the next day
>still downing a couple shots that morning
I know your feels m8
also, can drinking cause hemorrhoids? got those really fucking bad these days
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Beatrice Hassleworth - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 19:17:40 EST ID:pX9MKmDg No.278122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278121

they definitely can and do.
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Shizam - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 05:12:10 EST ID:ad+NRNor No.278138 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278120
i know but ive fucked up to the point my mother and sister wont talk to me anymore and ive been to hospital for overdosing


Just Alcoholic Things~ by Caroline Perryspear - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 08:30:57 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277176 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand

>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up

>when you gotta hide your fine motor actions from friends and colleagues or use both hands so they don't notice you shaking

>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times

>when a firm, solid shit makes your week
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Graham Saddleham - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 21:39:12 EST ID:7eR5yfL2 No.278068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277518
Primary metabolism occurs in the liver, metabolites are passed in the urine.
the last 5% of the alcohol leaves unchanged through the lungs and urine in comparable amounts.

But yeah brushing teeth clears the smell of drink out of the mouth, not the smell of alcohol leaving the body through the lungs.
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Albert Sorringtune - Fri, 13 Apr 2018 16:09:41 EST ID:2GpamE+y No.278075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277176

>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up

That's especially bad when i completely run out of weed and alcohol at once after i've been drinking hard without eating for days at a time. Try to smoke resin and it takes the edge off for about 15 minutes.

Trying to guzzle lukewarm tap water down while you're shivering in bed in a pool of sweat just puking up warm water and bitter green bile every 5 minutes. Feels nice for about 5 minutes after the puking then I crawl back in bed again with that feeling. It only lasts about a 1 or 2 days and I go out and get food weed and more booze afterwards.
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Shitting Blammerfun - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 11:43:49 EST ID:H2H/ny52 No.278097 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>when you can't fucking hold on to anything without using two hands

>when your phone looks like a splintered jigsaw puzzle

>when you're actually surprised that your shit is solid

>OJ tastes weird without vodka

>when your friends all want to go out partying that night, but you've been drinking since nine am so you show up to the first bar already drunk

>when there is more than one establishment that you're no longer allowed in for all the blacking out and skipped bar tabs
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Clara Nonnerchane - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 01:36:12 EST ID:whxSa7Jp No.278132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>"shitting" 5 times a day. aka water leaking out your ass in the morning and after every time you eat anything or drink too much liquid
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Nigel Blinningfig - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 02:34:53 EST ID:gGocJqsm No.278136 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278097
>un opened bottle of beer

FUCKING TRIGGERED


Best Cheap/Normie Beer by Oliver Tootham - Sun, 01 Oct 2017 21:04:36 EST ID:X+9W7c5/ No.275810 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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been forced off the /flarn/ for a bit for a new job.
been drinking some regular beers because money issues and dont enjoy liquor unless im out and about

PERSONAL TOP 3:
>Fosters (FUCK THE GREEN CAN THO)
>Modelo
>National Bohemian
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Simon Bridgefet - Thu, 12 Oct 2017 19:28:11 EST ID:SoBVU1Kv No.275967 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>275949

it's spelled shekels, goyim
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Emma Bunderfire - Fri, 13 Oct 2017 18:12:52 EST ID:eTHolLKE No.275984 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275892

I need to go to Mexico again... cheap as fuck if you have dollars.
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Wesley Sendlehood - Fri, 13 Oct 2017 21:00:38 EST ID:y38fmUVW No.275987 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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REALISTIC LOOKING WOMEN
BUD LITE
MALT LIQUOR (named for a natural disaster)
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Alice Worthingwill - Sat, 14 Oct 2017 05:28:00 EST ID:2w/iQfea No.275992 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>YUNG LING
>PBR
>COORS LIGHT
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Nicholas Boppershit - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 00:53:40 EST ID:hUiOohqB No.278130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
NATTY DADDY, 8%, TASTES LIKE PISS BUT WILL GET YOU PLASTRED


Wave of Euphoria after Every sip of Edradour Whiskey by John Mindlehood - Sun, 10 Sep 2017 20:11:29 EST ID:GsHtAOTB No.275618 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Man I'm not sure what it is about this stuff but it just hits the fucking spot, the tiniest little sip, swish it around and without fail for the first glass or two every sip gives me a wave of euphoria.

I've had the same experience with a wave of euphoria after a shot of different types of liquor but never so reliably from such a small amount of liquor, its almost akin to the buzz you get after a drag off a cigarette in terms of the duration of the dopamine release.

Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
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Nathaniel Hommlewill - Tue, 12 Sep 2017 19:41:57 EST ID:uTsCizv3 No.275637 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275628
Oh yeah that thread was like at least 2 weeks old. It might even be on the second page at this point
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Nigel Blinningfig - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 23:02:15 EST ID:gGocJqsm No.278125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>waves of euphoria

lmao nigga unless you drinking an aqueous solution of opiates you aint feeling shit
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Cyril Sublingham - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 00:13:32 EST ID:pX9MKmDg No.278126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>278125

why bump a 7 month old thread that only had 5 replies?
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Nigel Blinningfig - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 00:22:31 EST ID:gGocJqsm No.278128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278126

BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY

nb
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Nell Smallshit - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 00:47:58 EST ID:eKmsXVMw No.278129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>275618
it has slayer in it


Do you have to drink as much as possible for full blown dependency? by Hugh Brookwill - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 21:37:23 EST ID:aNG/ih2t No.278056 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Title pretty much. Is there an exact point in which an alcoholics seeks to keep their BAC at? The thing about me and booze is that at low amounts (3-4 shots) drank in rapid succession is probably my favorite drug out there. When I drink a lot and it's more spaced out, it's probably my least favorite. The euphoria goes away and I'm just stuck with nausea and spins. Do far gone alcoholics constantly drink as much as they possibly can before blackout territory or is it possible to sustain a BAC of like .08 and still build a dependency?

The urge to re-capture that initial rise in BAC is practically unshakable for me. I know damn well that drinking more won't necessarily feel better, but it's all a mission to recapture that initial GABA hit. I guess you could consider me a binge drinker of sorts. I rarely think about boozing when I'm sober and will still suffer a crippling hangover that will put me out of commission for a whole day if I go overboard.
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Edwin Clingershaw - Fri, 13 Apr 2018 03:31:37 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.278072 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278069
The point is that someone who drinks one day out of the week is considered alcohol dependent by those standards, you autistic wet brain
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Frederick Supperworth - Fri, 13 Apr 2018 05:42:27 EST ID:3BLvwa1B No.278073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278072
well if you ask a doctor growing tolerance is one of factors that decide whether or not you are addicted, according to that people who do acid are instantly adicted cause acid tolerance skyrocets for like two days after use at least
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Martin Clizzlebanks - Fri, 13 Apr 2018 17:17:19 EST ID:oyE7fXGn No.278076 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278072
Binge drinking is worse for you than having a glass every day moron. Your liver is less prepared for the onslaught. When you chronically drink, the actual composition of the enzymes in your liver change to better process ethanol. When you binge drink, that doesn't happen.

Enjoy the cirrhosis.
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Reuben Candlestone - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 20:25:52 EST ID:L9YZrLpP No.278114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278076
>When you chronically drink, the actual composition of the enzymes in your liver change to better process ethanol
isnt this cancelled out by the fact that because you're processing it better you have to drink more>? ie you have to overwhelm the livers processing rate in order to get drunk
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Emma Fallerworth - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 02:11:59 EST ID:U5/dD44M No.278118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278056
I don't know but in my personal experience when I started staying drunk all day morning to night for months on end is when I started becoming physically dependent.


Power Withdrawal by Augustus Pendleforth - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 05:11:32 EST ID:Hl2gPbWj No.278061 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Boys Im trying to be at least tapered down to a she so I don't have shakes by Sunday. I only drink a tall boy and barely a pint of hard liquor a day. I have a very important smash tournament coming up Sunday. Can I sobee in the next couple days so that I only at least need like a shooter bottle to not have shakes? Very very high metabolism for extra info. I can't do this anymore.
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Dextrolord - Tue, 17 Apr 2018 22:45:59 EST ID:FHvsELTS No.278109 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278061
I'm curious how it went too now, ive never had to detox of alcohol but I have had to cold turkey year long or more habits of amps, opi, and Benz on three separate occasions. And I would hate to be in public in that state, let alone a tournament.

So bump for curiosity
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Sidney Bummerwill - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 13:23:39 EST ID:WVEl/fwu No.278111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP had a seizure at the tournament and died.

RIP Augustus
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Nathaniel Brookforth - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 14:29:11 EST ID:23TkmD2t No.278112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278105
yeah, feel bad for not responding now.

a little too late but OP you was fucked from the start.
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Henry Brenningway - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 20:12:39 EST ID:P337Fj9U No.278113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bump, I want to hear how the smash tournament went.
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Sidney Hirrydut - Thu, 19 Apr 2018 00:06:41 EST ID:whxSa7Jp No.278117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
also interested. was it just a local or what i play smash all the time and watch competitive smash a lot. I'm worried about tapering alcohol for different reasons but would like to hear how your experience went


fuck ameriKKKa by Cedric Giddlepedging - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 22:09:45 EST ID:yMe9/Iuk No.278115 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>tfw the indian guy that worked at the ghetto valero that would sell me beer for the last 2 years without asking for my drivers license got deported
>have to wait 3 months till I can legit by booze

Thank fuck I don't get DTs yet... If I was a full blown alchie I'd be fucked.
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Archie Fivingstone - Wed, 18 Apr 2018 23:25:10 EST ID:FB4K4dkh No.278116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278115
don't have any older friends/acquaintances?
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Samuel Sazzlechet - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 06:24:19 EST ID:4K7H40G9 No.278141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What the fuck is this thread.
Also If you were at DT level you'd walk around trying every place you find until one didn't card you.


A tell you hwut... by Priscilla Chabblenetch - Thu, 01 Mar 2018 12:01:27 EST ID:un/A9te7 No.277664 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is Hank Hill an alcoholic? I can understand drinking a few cold ones with your buddies every day but when he caught the flu he still drank two beers after puking.
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Alice Fezzlebodge - Tue, 06 Mar 2018 18:47:25 EST ID:SMGwsMP2 No.277694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I agree that his current behavior isn't really alcoholic. but the consistency makes me wonder if maybe once upon a time Hank drank a couple big glasses of whiskey every day instead of a couple beers, and Peggy had to make him switch and swear off the hard stuff.
Doesn't sound like Hank actually. he probably drank a shitload of beers a few times in high school and maybe up to age 20, but did something he can't forgive himself for (just slightly violent or embarrassing) and doesn't like to get really drunk since
on the other hand Homer Simpson has a drinking problem by normal standards. He always goes for a full sixpack if he has one, and he has sixpacks on weeknights frequently.
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Frederick Pockway - Sun, 18 Mar 2018 02:56:05 EST ID:0zx6SRqS No.277825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277694
>but did something he can't forgive himself for
well him and the rest of the guys got drunk and drove Boomhaur's car into a quarry back in highschool so I think that counts
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Thomas Duckcocke - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 09:28:59 EST ID:lFzatDsR No.278102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>277694
homer's alcoholism is inconsistent for whatever they need from a beer after work to sneaking swigs from a flask to maintain
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Shitting Chonkintack - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 20:23:07 EST ID:oyE7fXGn No.278104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Isn't it telling that every "middle class" father figure in cartoons is also a massive drunkie?
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Nigel Blinningfig - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 00:58:28 EST ID:gGocJqsm No.278131 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278104


Bump When Hungover/Withdrawing by Reuben Sushnure - Sat, 31 Mar 2018 12:42:39 EST ID:pX9MKmDg No.277923 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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God damn I need to take a break. My organs feel like they are melting.
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Oliver Puttingseg - Fri, 06 Apr 2018 06:44:23 EST ID:bPSpSzqQ No.278005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>278002
Fecal impaction ain't no joke my man
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Thomas Duckcocke - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 06:55:56 EST ID:lFzatDsR No.278099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278002
heroin helps for everything, and that's exactly the problem
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Lydia Foshhut - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 07:42:56 EST ID:wLCeqsvp No.278100 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278099
Does it help me do my taxes?
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Thomas Duckcocke - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 08:04:49 EST ID:lFzatDsR No.278101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278100
you'll be in a land beyond taxes
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Esther Tillinghall - Mon, 16 Apr 2018 12:38:31 EST ID:pX9MKmDg No.278103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>278100

Where we're going, we won't need taxes.


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