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Just Alcoholic Things~ by Caroline Perryspear - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 08:30:57 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277176 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand

>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up

>when you gotta hide your fine motor actions from friends and colleagues or use both hands so they don't notice you shaking

>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times

>when a firm, solid shit makes your week
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Eliza Sellernare - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 13:14:07 EST ID:JvF9TeVI No.277196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>when u homeless bum and are able to give a fuck
Eliza Sellernare - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 13:17:59 EST ID:JvF9TeVI No.277197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fuck this unable
cuntilinguangina - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 16:10:57 EST ID:y38fmUVW No.277198 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fappo is a god

check out my new drinking strat: eating as much food as you possibly can
i can't tell you how insane my toilet is, now. it's something you must experience for yourself.

i actually enjoy steel reserve reserve, not regular but reserve reserve
Martin Sicklewene - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 18:49:43 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>when your coworker complains they are hungover and you pretend to be sympathetic when you've been hungover 99% of the days you have ever been at work

>when you are chatting with someone and you mention subtly that you enjoy drinking and they ask "oh what do you like to drink?" and you fervently avoid admitting the answer is malt liquor and start talking about IPA's or Tito's to hide your depravity
Basil Fibbleville - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 00:32:06 EST ID:LazM8mpU No.277222 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>when you drink to relax but you get so jittery from that whiskey and coke that you need more whiskey to calm your nerves.

need a good drink for my girlfriend by Edward Dongerwire - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:07:56 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277216 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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yo, my girlfriend is a difficult case and we have struggled to find a drink that sits well with her when we go out

>beer makes her feel bloated
>shots get her drunk too quick
>doesnt want sugar in mixed drinks, which all i can think of then is various tonic mixes
>bloody marys are p. good but usually pricey and too hearty to have more than 1 or 2

neither of us are really into wine but i might push her to go the stereotypical girl route and become a wino. any mid-shelf red or white recommendations, or other recommendations for a semi lightweight?
press !//CEObOMBY - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:31:30 EST ID:eB5n91fS No.277217 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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going out as in to a bar/restaurant? insert obvious joke about eating out here

im not sure what you mean by sugar.
has she tried either soju with passionfruit nectar or another acidic fruit juice thingy? that stuff doesnt even taste of alcohol
vodka could be used instead if its not the kind that tastes of paint thinner

besides that a lot of soft drinks come with sweeteners that have no diret calories, so perhaps long drinks would be nice?

recommending a wine is kinda hard unless she has some preference for either dry or sweet shit. what about cider or cidre?
Basil Fibbleville - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 00:29:58 EST ID:LazM8mpU No.277221 Ignore Report Quick Reply
girls like wine
spend more than $20

Normalize alcohol into the rhythm of society? by Archie Pickbury - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 16:23:48 EST ID:9kGiX4mi No.277218 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Why is it not OK to get comfortably drunk at work? I mean, sure, it decreases your coordination, but why must we be so coordinated? Can we not just live life and enjoy what is has to offer, without being so fucking hung up on optimizing the flow of economic growth and whatever other bullshit goals we've made up?

I mean this goes for other drugs too, sure, but alcohol in particular is such a versatile thing I find: It neutralizes anxiety, it numbs pain, it increases social ability, and it may even teach you a thing or two about death! So it's useful, surely it's useful. We tend to think about health in term of longevity and things related to that, but must that be what it is? Could health not be a state of mind? If being drunk is a peaceful state of mind, then is that not health? And if I remain drunk until death, what's wrong with that? Dying peacefully means dying healthy, does it not? I mean, we're all going to die, and if the end is death, and we measure health as longevity, then we'll ultimately fail as long as death is inevitable. So should we not shift our focus from longevity toward peaceful living?

Some say alcohol promotes violence, but I find the opposite. Alcohol has only ever made me want to pet stray cats, hug my dog, smile at children, talk to my plants, listen to music, play the ukulele, cuddle in bed, eat cheese, and dance. But most of all it seems to promote writing stupid shit on the internet, because I'm lonely as hell, and I think I might actually be an alcoholic? Probably. But using labels is useless, it's only reinforces the idenficiation with that label. So I'm not an alcoholic, but I'm surely a person who is presently experiencing a problematic relationship with alcohol, due to a bunch of other factors. But this is beyond the point, which I've lost, I think.

So I offer apologies if this is not 100% related to /drank/, but it seems kind of related, and it's not random enough to be in /b/? Suppose anything goes there though, whatever. Hey, you guys, you should check out this song by the way, it's this one: The Incredible String Band - The Half-Remarkable Question There's a live version on YouTube and it's wonderful.

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Cornelius Daddlegold - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 17:26:55 EST ID:pS6JYQov No.277219 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I didn't even read more than a sentence, but you're not supposed to drink or do drugs at work
Been that way for awhile now
OP are a you a /pol/ refugee by chsnce?
Basil Fibbleville - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 00:29:03 EST ID:LazM8mpU No.277220 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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  1. because it inhibits your ability to function.
  2. to save money and lives.
  3. we did for a while and were blindsided by unpredictable events.
  4. yes
  5. no
  6. no
  7. you miss out on your life experience which you can do both sober and inebriated
  8. no
  9. up to you
  10. YES!!!!!! YOU ARE!!!!!!!
  11. post wherever you want.

I answered all of your questions in order to handle how retarded you sounded.

vodka appreciation by Jack Bummerfuck - Fri, 15 Dec 2017 09:19:15 EST ID:G5ni+Wt3 No.276891 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So lately i've been really enjoying a nice straight vodka over the regular medicine which is usually beer or wine. I don't really drink that much hard liquor except the occasional whiskey or brandy, but fuck some good vodka makes you feel real good. I'm not a russian btw, so this is not a partisan post, although that being said the ruskis do make some of the best vodka there is.

Anyways, why do you love vodka, and what are your reasons for it being the supreme drank?
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Hamilton Hengersun - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 16:05:13 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277129 Ignore Report Quick Reply

are you saying you dont stick your dick in your martinis? what are you some kind of fag?
Trisha fishwalls - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 19:06:19 EST ID:a0r3Czx1 No.277132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
About time the vodka gets appreciated. I’ve found stoli and tito’s to be go to brands. Able to to drink these straight or with a lime wedge. Also pairs beautifully with cranberry juice or some kind of seltzer IMO. A couple vodka drinks followed by a nice cold beer is bliss
Jericho !.iRAtomic2 - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 19:29:43 EST ID:yk8FL3am No.277133 Report Quick Reply
Umm, no. He could fuck it up harder by asking for a gin martini, shaken.
Betsy Chacklemore - Fri, 12 Jan 2018 15:15:58 EST ID:A1xc6uU7 No.277149 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Molly Webbermine - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 06:53:03 EST ID:zZ3oHMIc No.277215 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah I like mixing 50:50 vodka n tonics. Pleasant sipping drink, not too high on the sugar, minimal hangover.

Look at this bullshit by Ernest Chattingpag - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 23:56:56 EST ID:DLO6T2vf No.277210 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The absolute last thing anyone wants to see when they google "alcohol effects" are the long term effects of alcoholism on the body.

The government clearly has a stake in alcoholism and alcohol buying. Scare tactics don't work.
L - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 01:14:21 EST ID:gL2jJbMh No.277212 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Did ya really think the stuff was good for you like?
Phoebe Blytheworth - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 01:18:10 EST ID:EqaLSw8K No.277213 Ignore Report Quick Reply

early times by Eliza Brullyhall - Sat, 30 Dec 2017 23:03:53 EST ID:MVBw23Zc No.277018 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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dear /ethanol/
please help me with some experienced wisdom.
i wish to harness the full power of alcoholism, but when i wake up and start drinking first thing after i get out of bed it makes me throw up. would you suggest that i eat something before starting on the hooch or should i switch to a different drink or just wait an an hour or two? i don't want to do any of those, i'd like to be thoroughly drunk at all times if i'm not unconscious.
your thoughts?
Hedda Sondershaw - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 22:26:56 EST ID:0iL/IY0w No.277191 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You have to ease into it. Start off by just sipping on a beer or glass of wine for the first couple of hours of the day. Before you know it you, too will be putting down a six-pack before your shift at McDonald's!
Polly Hoblingbanks - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 08:08:19 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277194 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dude that isnt how to be an alcoholic. you know the old adage you shouldnt drink before 5pm? its true. you need a good 15ish hour window for your organs and brain and shit to recover from the previous night's drinking. during the day you should be drinking water, taking multivitamins, and eating healthy food. if you get the balance right you can get drunk every night. so far i am 16/16 days of this year on this method and have been following it successfully for over 3 years. if you try to drink all night, morning, and day, you will crash and burn.
Wesley Brobberbidge - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 17:48:06 EST ID:JCF5H3Xe No.277206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this is bullshit

beer for breakfast
spirits until you ass out early evening
then when you wake up eat and drink more until you can pass out again
Martin Sicklewene - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 18:41:12 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277207 Ignore Report Quick Reply

lol ok noob enjoy your short term binge.

Goddamn I drank too much by Drinking too much - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 06:46:36 EST ID:q1qMVNVX No.277104 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Shit. It would be great if I could drink enough, but I drink too much. The benders begin with a drink and end with water. I know I've had too much when it's time for water.

I have month long benders. I drink until I blackout. I utilize this foul liquid for what it is.

I hope I'm not alone on this hooch adventure....
Edward Dottinghood - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 20:40:54 EST ID:zxdWGN64 No.277120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
While I'm aware I've had a drinking problem in the past, I don't really understand how one can go on month long binges. I enjoy alcohol and admit I've had problem before, but even I don't really like going on binges lasting more than a few days due to the side effects.

Yes, I tend to drink like 2-4 drinks a day when able (largely due to anxiety, depression, and easing social problems) , but that's really not binging.I maybe get extremely drunk like once every one to two weeks.
Shitting Bockleway - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 09:13:49 EST ID:VVJPDrPa No.277123 Ignore Report Quick Reply

neither do I but some of my friends who whenever they drink drink absolute assloads, can go on month long tapers like it's a walk in the park (and they rather not walk but take the car) and that's an even bigger mystery for me. but I guess they don't have anxiety and depression like myself.
Hamilton Hengersun - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 12:02:35 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
so far ive been drunk 9/9 days of the year!
Isabella Crarringhudge - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 17:44:04 EST ID:AUc9ZFrg No.277205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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what is a binge?

Drinking every day for the last 4 years feels like an achievement. 19-24 here we go.

Our Brains by Sidney Blackhall - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 21:38:06 EST ID:n2eDudDf No.277134 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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They say you can't feel the effects of brain damage tangibly; but in actuality I can literally feel this shit. I dont need a brain scan to tell me that my brain looks like this, a bloody misfiring encephilitic piece of atrophying flesh.
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Lillian Fittingtud - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 12:59:45 EST ID:w/rAZ4ar No.277168 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I passed weird a long time ago
Fucking Pobblewet - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 09:50:47 EST ID:egopR7LH No.277195 Ignore Report Quick Reply

have you seen Leaving Las Vegas?
cuntilinguangina - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 16:12:25 EST ID:y38fmUVW No.277199 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i can't stop screaming since i looked at OP's pic.

fuck ur dumb face, and fuck mine too
Nathaniel Trotham - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 04:09:02 EST ID:w/rAZ4ar No.277203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sure who hasn't, and while I don't really like Cage, I do feel like I can relate with the relationship to alcohol as portrayed in that movie, especially the frantic chugging
Nathaniel Trotham - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 04:13:20 EST ID:w/rAZ4ar No.277204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
double post, but I think this video at 1.27 really illustrates that:

Hangover by Simon Clayham - Mon, 01 Jan 2018 10:03:13 EST ID:CSnwYn3r No.277037 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How often do you have to drink to stop feeling like death afterwards? This shit is not worth it so I imagine it doesn't happen to people who drink a lot or no one would drink a lot.
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press !//CEObOMBY - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 18:22:24 EST ID:fj/0p+Fp No.277187 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>Alchohol isnt really like weed where you get a tolerance

you havent been drinking for very long, have you?
Hedda Sondershaw - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 22:24:06 EST ID:0iL/IY0w No.277190 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It depends on the hanngover.

Hangovers where I feel sick and stupid are not amenable to more alcohol until I've been awake at least 12 hours. Drinking before that will make me fall asleep at best, or make me sick.

Hangovers where I feel shaky and jumpy and nervous, I can go right back to booze and feel much better.
Polly Hoblingbanks - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 08:05:30 EST ID:rOlg7+2Y No.277193 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Alchohol isn’t really like weed where you get a tolerance.

That is demonstrably incorrect, as any common person could tell you.

>You won’t build up any real tolerance unless you drink often over a long a period of time.

Wait... you just said it isn't something you get tolerance to, but then you say in the next sentence if you do it a lot you get a tolerance. Just like every substance to which humans can develop tolerance. Not only do you not know what you're talking about but you are directly contradicting your own made-up nonsense. Maybe stop farting out random sentences and pretending to be knowledgeable.
Martin Gickletotch - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 22:45:56 EST ID:Egy2Gkff No.277200 Ignore Report Quick Reply

What the fuck son? I'm 70 kg, when I started drinking heavily 6 years ago at 20, a twelve pack would be an all afternoon / night affair ending in a blackout. Now If I wake up hungover still well over the driving limit I can knock back 6 beers and several shots of hard liquor before noon and be at work for 2pm. If anyone says I smell like booze I say I've had 2 beers at lunch before I came in and I've never had anyone question me.

At 150 lb I can consume ~30 5% cans of beer in a day / night or a 1.14 L of hard liquor without blacking out how the fuck is that not a developed tolerance?
Frederick Gepperdag - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 01:08:57 EST ID:+oDab877 No.277201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I mean it depends on the person. I have the privilege of not really getting hangovers no matter how much I drink, but then again I usually only drink vodka which doesn't have sugar which is known for making hangovers worse. you could try drinking earlier in the day so you'll come down before falling asleep, or taking some drug to ease the pain like cannabis or more alcohol.

withdrawal CEVs by Lydia Punningford - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 20:44:34 EST ID:BRXCGdta No.277178 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anybody else experienced psychic-like closed eye visuals whilst withdrawing from alcohol? I only had to close my eyes and it would be like I was wearing a VR headset. I remember in one vision I was sitting at a table with three other people and when I would move my head, I would be able to see other parts of the room in the vision. I mainly would see extremely vivid faces smiling at me in an unnerving way.
Dextrolord - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 21:17:11 EST ID:UBa+RGXH No.277179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Never anything that intense for me but my OEV's r always ramped up 7x when hungover, yay hppd....

Alcohol injection by Nigel Badgenick - Sun, 07 Jan 2018 15:27:04 EST ID:cOP2B8AP No.277107 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a bottle of spiritus. It is a 95% alcohol. I was wondering if I could inject it intravenously. If not what prosesses could be done to it to make it injectable.
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Represent - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 04:52:51 EST ID:NL7AH+6n No.277137 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ok, ok, ok, ok. Don't "butt chug" this shit as it is, that's much much worse than even injecting it. It will burn the inside of your ass, your insides will melt and fall out, your mucous membrane will be destroyed, it might even kill you. Don't listen to these lunatics. Don't give even worse ideas than he already has, ffs.
Betsy Subberford - Sat, 13 Jan 2018 19:28:22 EST ID:eeCoBPA5 No.277160 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Mix it with something else to make it drinkable or consume a very small amount of it pure. Do not listen to these retards.
Hugh Fammlepock - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 10:52:00 EST ID:q1qMVNVX No.277167 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why the fuck is this stickied?
Walter Millygold - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 14:27:16 EST ID:GHFLwdVq No.277169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes you can inject it. I've done it before. It doesn't hurt or anything. IV alcohol freely, OP.
Lillian Blackridge - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 15:34:11 EST ID:kVagurMJ No.277170 Ignore Report Quick Reply
fuck as many dogs as you can, including bitches, and rape yourself to death with a dildo

BWH by Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 21 Jul 2017 18:34:49 EST ID:GMTGuJUf No.275006 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Bump when drunk!
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Rebecca Sibberman - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 03:28:59 EST ID:oK6kMSGj No.277192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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BWD off 7 beers and 3 bowls of DANK indica. This shit is fuckin fire. 7 7% ABVs and some dank to top it off tonite!

Cheers m8teas
Frederick Gepperdag - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 02:28:02 EST ID:+oDab877 No.277202 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Edward Bloffingwater - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 23:33:51 EST ID:2w/iQfea No.277209 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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tall boys of king cobra for 99 cents down at the corner store near me

gettin drunk on 4 dollars tonight fuck yeah
Phoebe Blytheworth - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 01:10:29 EST ID:EqaLSw8K No.277211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
God DAMN god damn. So weak and powerful at the same damn time #deep
Albert Sapperway - Fri, 19 Jan 2018 05:45:06 EST ID:/R9KIObd No.277214 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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