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BWD by Hugh Blackham - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 00:36:06 EST ID:Xo7qfDli No.271749 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Last one is dead.

Let's get FUCKED UP and burn some bridges faggots.
Gnarly McGoblin - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 12:24:31 EST ID:GB94ugY9 No.271751 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I drank wine and beer all day long.
I'm not exactly FUCKED UP but that's good.
I don't know if I'd survive another delirium tremens anytime soon.
I wont drink 80 proof the next time. Fuck that shit.
Imma chill.
Imma buy some weed.
Imma chill.
Hedda Bimmertadge - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 12:34:32 EST ID:RA0XfFJM No.271753 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Damn man. I've had brutal alcohol poisoning hangovers but never DT's.
What did you do to even get them?
Eliza Pecklepadging - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 12:45:40 EST ID:9P68OTdp No.271756 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I've never gone long enough into withdrawal to get DTs, but if you drink half a handle of vodka/day for a couple months you will get brutal withdrawals. DTs are usually a result of daily drinking for very long periods of time or through repeated withdrawals as they get worse every time you go through them as a result of neuronal kindling. There's a wiki article on it.
Gnarly McGoblin - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 17:06:30 EST ID:uF5+IIiF No.271761 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>withdrawals as they get worse every time you go through them
I can assure that. DTs, too.
I got my first delirium after drinking either a bottle of either gin, vodka, whiskey or equivalent (e.g. two bottles of port wine) uninterrupted for a whole year every day.
Then I drunk exorbitantly much in three days and during the following withdraws it happened. Alcohol bottles floating in the air and stuff. No pink elephants, tho.
Only about 16% of all alcoholics get a delirium, but after one a 2nd and 3rd is most likely.
My last one was, gently said, "unpleasant". I don't like to think about it. It's a no no. HELL NO! (unimaginable malignity ^.^)
Last beer before joint! bump
Eliza Blytheshit - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 19:58:58 EST ID:ze0TJ1Ow No.271766 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>haven't drank in a while
>pick up 4 cans of four loko
>drank one
>im only 130 lbs
holy FUCK I'm wasted. this is amazing
pic not related
William Pevinghetch - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 20:29:20 EST ID:NYePFoQG No.271769 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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When I first started drinking 1 would give me a solid buzz and I'm 200 lbs.
Good shit.
Just drinking busch beer because it's what my dad picked up for us.
Might go get a bottle of soco later.
Matilda Fabblesodging - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 00:21:46 EST ID:p89GC0eU No.271770 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just finished my case of 18 PBR, it really is the finest of cheap beers. If anyone is looking for a new video game to play, Squad is great fun. I'm scheduled for work all next week which is nice, until then I'm wandering around in the woods and reading during the day and getting wasted and playing vidya in the night. I've been drinking pretty heavily for a couple of years now and haven't noticed any side effects other than not being drunk during the day time, cheers everyone.

Don't forget your daily vitamins and powerade.
Betsy Missleforth - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 00:38:13 EST ID:3mNeT+aa No.271771 Ignore Report Quick Reply
steel reserve: so my drug addict friends aren't stealing much
Hedda Babberstack - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 04:15:37 EST ID:AVcXPH0N No.271773 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Beer, beer, and more beer.

Archie Dublingford - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 15:18:50 EST ID:SWNNyGIN No.271776 Ignore Report Quick Reply
coming down from 24h amph, drinking a shiton of beer and water, chill chill chill
Alice Hipperchadge - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 16:39:28 EST ID:3QWYzwWM No.271779 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Let's have another beer

Let's have another beer

Life sucks so here I cheer

Let's have another beer

Their fighting days are gone

Instead they mow the lawn

Oh God, they're dying here

Let's have another beer

Drink, drink up

Drink up, drink up

Aciddrop !tbcTsdGo8Q!!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 21:43:42 EST ID:0X+sP8gI No.271787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had some shots of kraken and smoked some good bud, then made pasta. Feeling decent. Bump
Sidney Croffingnot - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 05:46:25 EST ID:AVcXPH0N No.271822 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ringing in the new year with beer. And whiskey. And champagne. And a delicious meal, although that was a bit of a production. Worth the 3 hours of cooking though.

A happy new year indeed.
Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 05:55:18 EST ID:H3zRg/aw No.271824 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I drunk 4 beers, 1 bottle of wine and 1 rum that didn't let me finish the other bottle of wine
drinking the other wine now. I still have some weed
Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 06:26:12 EST ID:H3zRg/aw No.271825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Where's the point of losing virginity if you've been on meth, coke, mdma, vodka and weed at the same time?
Can it be any better?
I doubt so. nb
Samuel Tootbury - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 16:10:34 EST ID:NYePFoQG No.271831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bumping while deathly hungover

2 pints of cider, almost a while bottle of SoCo, and countless beers.

Fucking kill me.
Samuel Tootbury - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 16:11:56 EST ID:NYePFoQG No.271832 Ignore Report Quick Reply
FUCK that wouldve been relevant 2 days ago
Fucking Bardbury - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 18:29:43 EST ID:TAt/p//l No.271834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Lydia Wabblehotch - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 18:59:32 EST ID:S3jTKQSI No.271835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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This feeling, what is this feeling?

Whenever I get sufficiently drunk, I get this deep desire to write, speak, to become social.

Normally I'm isolated, silent, very silent. But when I get this drunk, my sole purpose in life seems to become "Let someone else know you exist! Speak! Open up! Enter a conversation!"

It's weird.

Fuck Dartville - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 19:25:27 EST ID:o0cM1bNO No.271836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Getting fucked up on that shitty Molson XXX malt liquor tonight
Hannah Gellyhall - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 23:48:10 EST ID:A0gm3o2c No.271840 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ay yo drinking malt liqour like the Bill Cosby that I am.
Polly Derryman - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 23:56:17 EST ID:NYePFoQG No.271841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's a lack of inhibition dude, one of the most famous traits of alcohol intoxication...
Polly Derryman - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 23:57:58 EST ID:NYePFoQG No.271842 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Also bumping because finished the last of my soco, and bought a 12 pk of natty ice. Been drinking them as fast as possible trying to the most out of it but i'm so fucking full.
Beatrice Bagglebotch - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 03:02:14 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.271845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
vodka. is always vodka. the best.
Bete Noir - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 17:33:25 EST ID:cliyRR7L No.271848 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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The perfect combo!
Polly Bunworth - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 18:15:39 EST ID:yhc+SFZN No.271849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Mixing Sierra Nevada Torpoedos and Coors Banquet.

Waiting on some pizza.
Doris Senningket - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 18:19:26 EST ID:1h0xFrMF No.271850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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That's fucking awesome m8.

I'm working from home today. Since I'm on call for 5 1/2 more hours, I can't get too fucked up. Today's been slow though, so I will chill with it. I've been drinking a few beers and watching football and the winter classic in STL.

All my teams lost. :(

I'll drink a few more beers and a Maker's and coke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OQ6XQxZLXY I don't even like pretty lights now but this is good.
Walter Fozzlebury - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 22:21:04 EST ID:5nbeQJe+ No.271851 Ignore Report Quick Reply
bomber of elysian dragonstooth stout and pbr
im feeling it
Doris Dummlemick - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 23:59:08 EST ID:GRxd12VX No.271853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Gin and Ginger Ale. Watching anime, trying to drink myself to sleep. I have work in ten hours. fuck it.

Matilda Buzzlefoot - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 04:14:37 EST ID:NYePFoQG No.271856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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2 cider, a four loko, sipping a michelada nefore bed. Took 100 mg of dph about an hour ago so its only a matter of time until I'm asleep. Feels good but maybe a 4/10 on the drunk scale. Probably gonna have some cacheta tacos before bed. Girl's dad made them.
They look and smell so good but I'm waiting to be maximum drunk.
Might even scrape my pipe but I'm getting sleepy so probably not.
Angus Turveywell - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 14:47:44 EST ID:7euwEMGF No.271859 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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was supposed to stop drinking for january because of anxiety and depression
but then i took some diazepam for that anxiety and bought two pints of lager
so i guess that's that...
BWD !VMFBCGSSI2 - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 23:40:44 EST ID:Fx4I8jx3 No.271867 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm drunk so can you bimpitty bamputy BUMP
Edwin Bommleforth - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 00:38:14 EST ID:5nbeQJe+ No.271869 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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feeling alright
tomorrow is my friday and i get a 3 day weekend
pretty pumped even though im just gonna do the same thing as every other weekend and get drunk. but hey i get an extra day to do so.
Cornelius Drunkinnurk - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 01:00:57 EST ID:zFDfMOzQ No.271870 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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3 strong IPAs in.. 8.5%ers will get ya goin,.. cheers my friends, enjoy the times.
.. I may also be smoaking some stuff..
Ian Dartson - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 01:13:52 EST ID:kptiB+QM No.271871 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Picked up a handle of Alberta Premium 100% rye (as per usual) and am having a grand ole time playing some games and smoking some dope. Wishing I had some beer though.
Wesley Lightshaw - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 04:59:09 EST ID:ywT93Gny No.271877 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I've been drunk sinceI got hime from work and 3-0ing cube drafts on Magic Online with shit-ass reanimator and twin decks. I think not giving a fuck and playing like an assohole makes me better at magic.

I'll probabyf regret thsi in a few hoaurs
Martin Blabbleluck - Thu, 05 Jan 2017 17:27:41 EST ID:jLFPArAU No.271897 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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James Bengermutch - Thu, 05 Jan 2017 21:45:53 EST ID:9aVrImW5 No.271902 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Face down in the gutter; won't admit defeat,
even though his clothes are soiled and black.
He's a big strong man with a child's mind,
don't you take his booze awaaay!
Clara Cradgeson - Thu, 05 Jan 2017 22:44:09 EST ID:1h0xFrMF No.271903 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tis better to have love and lost

Than never to have loved at all!

Come cheer up my lads, come cheer up my lads,

Tis better to have loved and lost!

John Blonningwock - Fri, 06 Jan 2017 01:45:36 EST ID:AVcXPH0N No.271906 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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On my way up. Whiskey for now, switching to beer soon. Probably.

Phyllis Pepperlock - Fri, 06 Jan 2017 11:52:16 EST ID:cbfe8Cc7 No.271910 Ignore Report Quick Reply
reanimation is fun
so is alcohol
god speed
Polly Drenkinfut - Fri, 06 Jan 2017 16:58:06 EST ID:jLFPArAU No.271915 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Priscilla Duffingnudge - Fri, 06 Jan 2017 20:37:38 EST ID:2VD+T0p5 No.271918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I miss /hooch/

All I have is Nikolai and it's fucking liquid rat poison
Sophie Cunkinlock - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 01:16:55 EST ID:zEGrkWrZ No.271920 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Sit in the dark and ponder how I'm fit to make the bottom fall through the floor
And they all fall down - YAH
Oliver Semmerham - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 03:49:53 EST ID:Doz4lvsQ No.271924 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oliver Bavingwire - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 15:53:31 EST ID:O+lcpP4E No.271927 Ignore Report Quick Reply
burning bridges is my specialty!
Aciddrop !tbcTsdGo8Q!!vVWR8L52 - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 20:41:38 EST ID:Afdc1O7H No.271929 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drinking 190 proof ever clear. Fuck you pussys.
Martha Hemmlegold - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 22:31:49 EST ID:0cZ79ijR No.271930 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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smoked a joint, drinking old milwaukee

doesn't taste that great
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 00:22:40 EST ID:iUCzIz10 No.271933 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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A little bit drunk on the disgusting Ten High. Since I don't like buying expensive liquor, I'll probably stick to vodka or Everclear from here on out. I also got to try gin on Christmas (Gilbey's) and it impressed me. But FUCK cheap whiskey, rum, and brandy.
Matilda Femmerwell - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 06:14:31 EST ID:rcfE6kkb No.271936 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drinking the good ol' Jimmer Beam and listening to older RHCP, pretty fun, would recommend/10
This Dope'll Work - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 07:27:22 EST ID:iOhf4LzF No.271937 Ignore Report Quick Reply
As cheap brown spirits can be ok as mixers, on their own forget it.

Drinking a mixture of citric acid, raw sugar, water and vodka. I do not recommend it highly.
Hedda Mossleham - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 00:00:49 EST ID:fgPF6MgC No.271945 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Went snowboarding earlier with my dad and had a pretty sick time.
The mountain was icy as shit and I was generally having a shit time at first wiping out everywhere, but a few pulls off ye ol' trusty pocket-bottle and I was shredding in no time. Plus listening to Dissection never hurts

I didn't realize how drunk I was until I tried to buy some PBRs on the way home and I kept fucking up trying to pay with my debit card lol. The dude was lookin at me like someone had just hit me with a brick.

Anyway, couldn't sleep, feeling kinda depressed so I dug into my aforementioned pibbers. Nowhere to dig but down I suppose
Barnaby Hishdock - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 01:01:09 EST ID:IqiimHU7 No.271947 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drinking beer, bourbon very shortly.

Trying to lose weight, so I might skip dinner so I can feel better about drinking a shitload.
Clara Grandgold - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 02:14:31 EST ID:5nbeQJe+ No.271948 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hedda Mossleham - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 13:30:27 EST ID:fgPF6MgC No.271953 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well wish me luck gang

This is the first time in a while that Ive started drinking right when I woke up.
6 beers in
I have a feeling the next couple of months will be... interesting
Priscilla Sunkinstone - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 15:51:27 EST ID:+37jDY+u No.271954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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sippin on dripping springs
>still dream about ex every night i dont go to bed trashed after 2 years of seperation
>living with parents, post degree
>been looking for work for half a year
here's to a slow suicide
Molly Shittingworth - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 18:56:07 EST ID:2VD+T0p5 No.271959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I think drinking is my only reason to live anymore
Lydia Crimblewell - Tue, 10 Jan 2017 01:13:49 EST ID:lbG6KE6w No.271967 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Quit a shitty job and hopefully have a better one on the way. BWD you guys are pretty alright.
Isabella Gomblestadge - Tue, 10 Jan 2017 02:10:21 EST ID:fgPF6MgC No.271968 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Oi fuckin drunk again for like the third time today
Granted its 2 AM, so its technically tomorrow, but still

Copped some clonaz tonight too, but I'm gonna save that for a later date. I feel like if I pop em now I'm just gonna go under in a second

Nicholas Puvingdun - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 03:52:31 EST ID:Bjt2vNuF No.271980 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wew lads, voddy innit
Henry Blongerbed - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 05:47:08 EST ID:Doz4lvsQ No.271981 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I'm here to post pigs.
Henry Blongerbed - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 05:48:12 EST ID:Doz4lvsQ No.271982 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Drinking rum straight. Captain Morgan, hot day in Sydney today 40C. Whatever, at least it wasn't humid.
Henry Blongerbed - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 05:49:06 EST ID:Doz4lvsQ No.271983 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Henry Blongerbed - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 05:49:48 EST ID:Doz4lvsQ No.271984 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 22:35:39 EST ID:pQ5nbZK+ No.271995 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Went and bought two Strawberry Ritas, no sleep for 24 hours, more tweaked out than I've ever felt. I really hate the lack of party stores in Washington. I miss having constant liquor. I'm a consistent vodka, rum, and Wild Turkey drinker. I'm Polish and have been sighing heavily since 14.

Plus I hate stimming in apartments. I might as well be smoking meth in public.
StimLion !J2qtxSkYVE - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 22:39:10 EST ID:pQ5nbZK+ No.271996 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Wtf phone. I had to think if that was a catplanet or not for a sec... my mind is numb when I don't sleep.
Jarvis Cheblingdag - Wed, 11 Jan 2017 23:34:09 EST ID:/x2wOk79 No.271997 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i dont drink often but doing shots on an emptyish stomach and then eating alot of food immediately after makes for the best rush ever holy shit
Ernest Bazzleson - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 13:44:33 EST ID:v3Sbv4NL No.272000 Ignore Report Quick Reply
But how long have you been sighing heavily?
Ernest Nizzlemare - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:48:52 EST ID:/UAUoiz4 No.272001 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't play overwatch but i know that she's supposed to be British. I feel like this meme would be improved if it said " 'ats " instead of "das". I mean, I know what it's going for but this meme is badly executed.
Samuel Blushped - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 16:09:33 EST ID:1cEL83nr No.272002 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ZOG is coming for me

Augustus Fanfoot - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 17:02:37 EST ID:V09IPLrx No.272003 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I can hear it crawling in the night even when I'm sober but now I heard it closer than usual.
Angus Derringstone - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 21:10:01 EST ID:fgPF6MgC No.272005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Drinkin since noon, not too heavily though. Been able to function without arousing suspicion.
Ended up getting a call from mum and went out to dinner with her and one of my sisters. Didn't want to go at first, but the pizza was an A+ decision honestly. If I had kept drinking on nothing but toast I'd be fookin rekt rn m8.

1 mg clonaz an hour ago
  • another flask of schnapps
  • tons of black coffee

Pumpin out an art project I've been working on the past few days. Feeling quite smoooooooth
Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 18:44:57 EST ID:jpydkbnh No.272020 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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"You're a shooting star I see. A vision of ecstasy."
oh wow what a bummer after being not drunk for 12 days.
I've had a crush on Londsey Stirling 3 years ago.
her performance in this video is just astonishing.
drunk 9 beers
Edwin Wembleforth - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 21:35:00 EST ID:dSFvsoPc No.272023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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not drunk enough tbh
Barnaby Sepperforth - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 22:51:39 EST ID:5nbeQJe+ No.272030 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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bong rips and beers
Basil Cronderfure - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 23:14:38 EST ID:fgPF6MgC No.272031 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Approaching drank

All inebriation machines operational
Charlotte Gasslespear - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 02:58:52 EST ID:lbG6KE6w No.272032 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dude, same.
Phoebe Bardridge - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 16:17:08 EST ID:/UAUoiz4 No.272034 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Oh god.
That's some pretty talented musicianship going on there but the dubstep is just the most fucking awful half baked production. Why didn't she do an actual colab or something? Why settle for the absolute worst.
Emma Mandlebodging - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 22:08:11 EST ID:o0cM1bNO No.272036 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Only two IPAs in lads
I have no responsibilities tomorrow so I'm just gonna get drunk, listen to butt rock and maybe play some vidya or listen to some books
Stone Told Steve Austin !4OvZj3C9wU - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 01:45:58 EST ID:dwzPacS1 No.272037 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Couple pulls of American Barrels whiskey. Shit sucks, but gets the job done.

Time to fuck around on /wooo/ and work on this Bonnaroo playlist
Wesley Banningshit - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 03:59:16 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.272038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
drank a 40 and had some shots of the вoдкa and reading old 90's manga. this is a special kind of drunk.
Hamilton Dartfuck - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 11:37:23 EST ID:+nnfSpZI No.272043 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Drunk before 11:30a, day before my birthday. Being a professional is okay sometimes!
Drew Heckleshits - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 17:39:07 EST ID:dMLnmsII No.272045 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>271749 Drinkin cheap whiskey and listening to the new James Blake album. Weird combination but somehow feels right
Betsy Chinderdere - Sun, 15 Jan 2017 19:20:45 EST ID:dSFvsoPc No.272046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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now i done it
Doris Billingway - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 00:59:36 EST ID:fgPF6MgC No.272047 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Interesting day

Went to paint some ceramic mugs today with my sister and my cousin. My sister works at the place so we got to paint for free. She asked me to get her some subway towards the end of her shift, so I took the opportunity to run to the liquor store near by.

Ended up drinking at my cousins place after. He got real itchy and droopy eyed at one point so I think he was dosing some opi's on the sly.
Not great cause he OD'd around this time last year

Came home and found some dexmethyl in my room, Which was great, but I ended up in a philosophical debate trying to explain the difference between idealism and materialism, but I was too drunk and they were too stoned, so I don't think either of us made a valid point to each other.

Anyway, polishing off some wine.
sorry for the long BWD, kinda stimmed rn
Betsy Chinderdere - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 17:31:26 EST ID:dSFvsoPc No.272053 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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that's not enough bumps in between my bumbs

defo not an alcoholic though
Walter Blackbury - Mon, 16 Jan 2017 20:18:05 EST ID:3xMMXtnk No.272055 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I decided to treat myself to something that doesn't come in a plastic bottle today
Charlotte Tootshaw - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 02:55:02 EST ID:lbG6KE6w No.272058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Maker's Mark is some good shit.
dude nice!
Hugh Secklehood - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 03:08:35 EST ID:5H+JYlGU No.272059 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I got box wine. it don't come in no bottle. technically it's bag wine. the bag is int he box. like canada.
Thomas Tillingway - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 18:35:53 EST ID:i9tdEmku No.272068 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Holiday Cube is literally the only time I play MTGO. I try not to, but I always end up drafting UR(x) something: Tempo, Twin, Wildfire, whatever. I decide to force something else? I get passed shit that no sane person would pass. But yeah, I always play better when I play for fun and dgaf about winning.

>tfw you want a drink but might have a urine test tomorrow
Throw back some drinks for me, /hooch/, and I'll be back after my appointment tomorrow to do this right.
Esther Dizzleville - Tue, 17 Jan 2017 23:53:20 EST ID:dSRHiWWY No.272070 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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25oz cans do the trick I suppose. Wewwwwww lads.
Ian Furryman - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 19:45:47 EST ID:i9tdEmku No.272081 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I'm back for real this time
What, I'm the first person drinking today?
Sippin' on my second bourbon Old Fashioned, someone better join me here
Simon Clishpork - Wed, 18 Jan 2017 23:02:07 EST ID:fgPF6MgC No.272084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Got u m8

Sipping on my second flask of Ice 101. Was watching some Evangelion, but I'm kinda stimmed rn so I might try to get up to something productive
Hedda Fennersane - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 00:13:30 EST ID:lOsn7lvn No.272085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Pretty drunk. Well feeling good. Drank like 5 beers. My gf is sleeping next to me lol. Great day today. Totally great. My gf blught me the beers. Love her.
Caroline Tootdock - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 05:42:09 EST ID:g0TJ/hX3 No.272088 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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shout out to /drank/ - its been a while

i havn't posted in the BWD since the days of early morning drinking and browsing /hooch/ - the crazy part is I didn't even intentionally slow down on my drinking, it just kinda happened without me realizing

some days i don't even drink at all, no fucking idea how that changed so drastically without me taking notice, maybe i'm slightly braindead
Lillian Fuckinglock - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 23:29:44 EST ID:lbG6KE6w No.272103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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"Celebrating" a new job that I need to get up for in 7 hours. BWD.
Basil Worthingwill - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 23:44:33 EST ID:1Gp8llfV No.272104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Skizzlepuss !dO744cvTW. - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 23:54:39 EST ID:ilVc41/c No.272105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drinking a Foster's tall can.
25.4oz of Australia's most ok beer.
First one after a month of not drinking, feels good. I wish I had some weed.
Samuel Bebberpet - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 00:47:44 EST ID:mlBDc0Vo No.272107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Aw shit, it's bourbon night. Wild Turkey 101 in my glass and in my stomach.

probably coincides with some change in your life, a source of stress going away or increased physical activity or something. maybe one bad hangover too many pushed your subconscious to avoid alcohol.
John Brallerlig - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 00:58:17 EST ID:S+IfvDN7 No.272109 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Welp, 2nd night bender drinking this stuff. It's gone down in price to sub-$20 now. Doesn't give me a bad hangover like shitty vodka does.
Edward Senderman - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 11:19:17 EST ID:PUtZVI7U No.272112 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sipping some whiskey while going to a calculus final, need -16% on it to fail so it be how it do :^)
John Drirryhitch - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 15:49:23 EST ID:X7iaCsqM No.272114 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I can relate to being braindead.
Tonight I'm not going to post stupid as fuck shit on facebook at least.
Charlotte Forringforth - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 15:49:52 EST ID:jLFPArAU No.272115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Bretty fucked up on rum watching Progress wrestling. Good night
John Drirryhitch - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 15:50:22 EST ID:X7iaCsqM No.272116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fanny Blytheshaw - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 19:38:02 EST ID:dSFvsoPc No.272117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Reuben Lightforth - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 23:22:57 EST ID:fgPF6MgC No.272120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Lol I know that fuckin feel.

Puttin some brews back, but I haven't eaten since noon so its a bit of a challenge.
My guts are not too happy with lil ol' me right now
Doris Turveyville - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 03:26:23 EST ID:S+IfvDN7 No.272121 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bottle of Jimador tequila tonight.
Charlotte Darringchedge - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 01:53:55 EST ID:5nbeQJe+ No.272132 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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this is one serious beer my dude
Simon Negglehuck - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 04:13:16 EST ID:fgPF6MgC No.272133 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Went boarding with a sleeve of nips and just got back about a half hour ago.

Got a little stimmed before hand, which turned out to be a mistake. Just made me nervous on my board and rendered the initial 5 nips essentially ineffectual.
Esther Fugglemug - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 04:54:03 EST ID:g0TJ/hX3 No.272134 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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hennessy with lime juice+pepsi

wazup /hooch/
Wesley Bovingbot - Sun, 22 Jan 2017 16:14:25 EST ID:Ux63wHPp No.272140 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>brink of being broke
>buy cheap beers to forget about it
>nice buzz but NON STOP PISSING

this is why i switched to gin/vodka
Priscilla Sudgebit - Mon, 23 Jan 2017 00:23:29 EST ID:lbG6KE6w No.272150 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I feel like shit getting drunk off beer. Liquor feels just fine though, not sure what the fuck is up with that.
Lydia Cragglesatch - Mon, 23 Jan 2017 09:10:22 EST ID:D6fblxUI No.272151 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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9:10 in the morning and I'm ready to get drunk

I'll probably finish off this quart today, fuck yeah
Lydia Cragglesatch - Mon, 23 Jan 2017 09:13:32 EST ID:D6fblxUI No.272152 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Listening to cold crush brothers yeaaaahahhh
Isabella Dendleford - Mon, 23 Jan 2017 09:26:43 EST ID:S4dCNaVz No.272153 Ignore Report Quick Reply
probably because beer is more filling. Yeast in beer tends to sit in the stomach a little heavier than hard alcohol

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