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Vehicle of choice when SHTF?

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- Sun, 04 Aug 2013 16:18:45 EST 4np+rQkf No.11546
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everyone has their own preference in vehicle make and year, but when SHTF what car would you have? Remember that this car is your means of transportation as well as a rolling safehouse. List vehicle as well as upgrades, mods, items you keep in said vehicle. aaaaaaand go.
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Basil Gellerfield - Sun, 05 Oct 2014 05:35:43 EST D7j07lfk No.13487 Reply
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I'm survivin m8
Polly Gogglefoot - Sun, 05 Oct 2014 16:32:52 EST ColvGAP5 No.13490 Reply
Chevy or Dodge van, late eighties to early nineties (they're roomier), with bulletproof glass, honeycombed tires, plating on the sides and bottom, plus extra protection around the engine and some steel storm shutters for the windows, doors, and tires, all accessible and used from the interior, and some spotlights on the side mirrors 5-0 style. A couple of solar panels for the roof, a multiple battery type charger that goes for cars, wall outlets, and USB as well as an emergency radio all in one, a HAM radio, a CB radio, my MP3 player/cell phone loaded with my apocalypse mix, my kindle (loaded with BSA handbooks, road atlases, Chilton's Manual for the van, that kind of thing), a portable DVD player with a fat stack of good flicks that can either directly use the solar panel or can be run off the charger, and cords to connect the lot to the radio in the van. Strip most of the interior, throw some hammocks up for sleeping, a lawn chair for sitting in, and a cot for relaxing prone/medical needs, shelving for food storage and other scavenged/scrounged/traded for items deemed necessary. A rain water collector that goes from the roof to a filter in the roof to the collection bucket inside, jerry tanks of gas on the trunk doors (or the doors where the trunk would be), along with a single speed bicycle with an electric motor conversion for sorties. And myself, of course.
Ian Crivinghood - Mon, 06 Oct 2014 20:33:09 EST czcxX/K7 No.13493 Reply

most people don't do this, but you can clean and grease bearings to last significantly longer, but you're right about the long board thing, tho you could always put risers and big wheels on a smaller deck, for when you have to carry it around or store it, but a larger deck is definately more stable at higher speed.

the link shows a partly kevlar board ~prob not bulletproof~ but it has straps, which do enhance its defensive capabilities.
> www.damngeeky.com/2012/10/05/5889/skateboards-made-from-carbon-fiber-and-transparent-material-for-urban-junkies.html

Alternately posted at /law/ but I dunno about there, need to disappear for good

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- Sat, 04 Oct 2014 18:28:39 EST P28uo3P2 No.13484
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/law/ isn't as gung-ho about ditching the old ways, you know?

I ran into a bit of trouble with some loansharks who may also be well affiliated with the military and have access to government databases. How would I go about starting over without raising any flags? I haven't actually looked anything up yet, but I'm guessing it goes like this: 1) ditch everything from my old life that can be tied to me (done), 2) obtain new false birth record, 3) obtain new government ID with new false birth record, 4) lay low for the rest of my life and be chill. So then, how do I obtain a false birth record? Once that's done, getting a new gov. ID is easy peasy (birth record, plus 2 pieces of mail addressed to me = proof of residency and/or citizenship = good2go for a new ID card). There's also the ticklish business of obtaining a new social security number so I can get a job (thanks for fucking that up for everyone, Mexico). Any help you give me may implicate you in saving my life, which would be greatly appreciated.

Post Script: would assuming the identity of a deceased person be feasible these days? Do I need to find someone roughly my age? Does a death record go all the way up to the top (meaning, would it be obvious to anyone doing a routine check that the person I was assuming the identity of is actually dead and I'm an usurper?)
Jenny Blinkinham - Sun, 05 Oct 2014 10:16:33 EST hk6VNUYF No.13489 Reply
You're risking prison, which would make you incredibly easy to kill on the inside. You can keep your government name without using it on the grid. You can move elsewhere, get an under the table job, and just use cash.

That, or you can move to another country.

Names for zombies?

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- Tue, 30 Sep 2014 22:32:28 EST Cya9HDB7 No.13469
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If a real zombie apocalypse accrued what do you think they will named the infected?
Besides zombies...derp
What do you think the media or govn't/military officials will call them?
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George Buzzshaw - Fri, 03 Oct 2014 13:55:14 EST O1ERVzcX No.13479 Reply
The metabolically impaired.
Alice Fuckingbury - Sat, 04 Oct 2014 02:48:25 EST Y3YFA0Wp No.13481 Reply
zoms likely followed by curse words of varrying degrees, like shit bags and fuckers.


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- Tue, 18 Feb 2014 19:36:56 EST NwDcBVP/ No.12710
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Graham Blarringford - Fri, 28 Feb 2014 09:29:07 EST 92DDYKPE No.12764 Reply
>Not for sale in California

Cockblocked in my state. Le exasperated exhalacion.
Jack Singersat - Thu, 06 Mar 2014 06:50:31 EST cfLTMQz+ No.12778 Reply




Google it, cry in freedom(happiness).

Possible future apoclaypse believed a hoax but you never know

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- Tue, 30 Sep 2014 21:33:52 EST Cya9HDB7 No.13466
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there WAS a theory and an email some unknown hacker got and posted it on wikileaks saying the US gov't or some "shadow agency" working for USA that upgraded ebola making more stronger and less noticeable while making it more easy to infect
according to the wikileaks
The email said

"The iteration of EBOV(Hidden) and the hiring of new personnel,

we believe we have finally addressed the main desires of the client. EBOV-(hidden) contains the following alterations from the base EBOV(hidden)
*the V stands for virus)

A) Increased incubation time of 12 to 40 days as opposed to EBOV(hidden_ incubation of 2 to 12 days.

B) Suppressed the loss appetite common in EBOV(hidden), therefore taking away one of the diagnosable tools

C) Increased durability of the virus, EBOV(hidden) can now remain in extremely hot condition for up to 8 hours outside the human body. (See test subjects results)

D) Decreased rate of fever increase by 50%, allowing for upwards of (hidden) more time before the infected individual becomes immobilized."

Read the rest on the documents I sent to you"

-Signed John Doe"(obviously not his/her real name but obviously wasn't stupid enough to give his/her real name)

They didnt exactly get into full details on how they made it stronger(reasons you probably know why they didnt get into that detail)

You wont find it on wikileaks anymore it was removed several minutes later and word on the street the one who posted this some how "vanished"(this is unconfirmed)

This is supposedly making ebola strong enough to actually start a world wide pandemic the theory is they are trying to lower earth's population for many reasons
-We're overcrowded less people to feed means less money to spend and consume
-They are trying to lower the population because the govn't wants more control on the people. The less of us there are means the easier they can control
-when the population going down there wont be any uprisings or revolutions that Europe is killing off
-Mostly want to aim for people living on welfare and the disabled so they can stop wasting resources on unproductive citizens
-Wants all the major communities/cities wiped out so there is less resistance and weaker revolts

IDK about you guys

but if ebola does truly spread across the world then its time to prepare for an outbreak/apocalypse im getting emergency kits just to be on the safe side that infected guy is in my state and near my city

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Female of /fo/

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- Mon, 25 Aug 2014 17:51:11 EST 6u4z0yBf No.13349
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I don't know how many other females post or lurk /fo/ but I wanted to share some info. Maybe guys with girlfriends conscious of /fo/ things might benefit from this too.

I always wondered what the hell I would do if I had no more access to feminine products. I wondered what I would do if stores shut down and ran out of products, or if I had to suddenly leave and rough it for a while. One day while walking around my neighborhood, I stopped to pet a dog and chatted with the owner. She was a crafter. She sold hand made blankets, clothes, dolls, and other things. She brought up her current project was making crochet and knitted tampons and pads out of organic cotton. She was selling them as eco-friendly alternatives to commercial products since you could wash and reuse them plus boil them for sterilization. Most commercial pads and tampons aren't sterile, and each one creates a lot of waste. It was a weird conversation, but I walked away feeling better because I knew I could task myself in making some if I ever needed. Learning to crochet or knit isn't terribly hard, and the patterns you need to know to make these are pretty basic. All you need is yarn of some kind. And if society were to completely collapse, I guess you could always learn how to make yarn, cotton, wool, twine, or whatever as material. So gals, and guys with gals, look up how to make these and save yourself from bleeding all over everywhere when shit hits the fan.
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How to Shit in the Woods

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- Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:49:25 EST 6u4z0yBf No.13424
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Rebecca Claywill - Wed, 24 Sep 2014 12:05:29 EST 1anvyJpz No.13450 Reply
I'm not wiping my ass with rocks or snow sir.

Something Most People Haven't Thought of Putting in a Bug Out Bag

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- Sat, 13 Jul 2013 05:21:12 EST kVeqOoyo No.11471
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What is that one thing everybody else's bug out bag is missing?

I'll go. Tabasco Sauce. Multivitamins.
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Hedda Grandhall - Fri, 19 Sep 2014 23:11:35 EST xO8W+7zY No.13440 Reply
There's something to this....but get the little hotel bar style soaps. Not liquids.

If you want to make soap...learn to use ash. It's more readily available than animal fat.

Things people bloody never pack and should? Bog roll. Toilet paper. The number of BOB's I've seen that don't have so much as a square of the stuff is...mind-numbing.
Frederick Goodson - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 23:00:51 EST m7Vh90x2 No.13443 Reply
Any reason for solid over liquid? A 4oz bottle weighs nothing and will wash more than a bar will.
Frederick Goodson - Sun, 21 Sep 2014 23:05:11 EST m7Vh90x2 No.13444 Reply
And I'm not talking out of my ass here. I've tried to bring those little soaps backpacking with me and they do the same job just don't last as long(and aren't as good with dishes). I've also had a few that smelled sweet in bear country which always makes me nervous.

Buying land and building a home

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- Thu, 04 Sep 2014 20:55:08 EST BUOf8fb/ No.13375
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Cross post from /howto/.

I'm a single person with no family, and I work at the local dollar store. If I wanted to buy some land and build a house, how would I go about doing it? If you have any advice pictures (like the one about living off 5 acres of land) I'd appreciate it.
Matilda Dartdock - Mon, 08 Sep 2014 02:06:59 EST uM+rkBNA No.13385 Reply
Well first you buy some land. Then you build a house on it.

post real NATRAL disater survial skill you have

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- Thu, 03 Jul 2014 14:12:38 EST Cnqfocc8 No.13208
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in want REAL stories so that I can plan better for floods / fires in my area.

>PS no fake zombie bulshit
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Fuck Wisslehood - Wed, 03 Sep 2014 17:58:04 EST 5nKSk07e No.13367 Reply
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I did a lot of minimalist camping when I was younger, fishing for dinner, eating oats and foraged greens for breakfast. Making fires with no matches. Good times. Besides that I have basic experience with firearms. I'm a decent diplomat. I can cook. I'm pretty technically savvy. Though I have no idea how to hot wire a car, with enough time I could probably figure it out though. I know a bit of first aid but I really want to take a class so I can learn how to set a bone properly and do CPR, I've been taught how to stitch myself up and how to treat burns though. I'm of sound mental and physical health as well so I don't need medication or anything besides water, shelter, and basic nutrition if the shit goes down. Oh yeah, and I spent two years gardening.

One thing I've always wondered though, is how many people with genetic diseases like asthma and diabetes would die in a longterm Postapoc scenario. Probably a lot. I know some people that would not fare well just due to being born with a genetic deficiency if society were to somehow collapse. :(
Nigel Coshcocke - Wed, 03 Sep 2014 19:14:49 EST yMWSFRLZ No.13368 Reply
you cant reallly hot wire new cars because theres an RF chip in the key that talks with the ignition. in the old days you just took the hot wire and touched it to the wire for the starter motor.

you also cant slim jim em as easy because they have things blocking the lock.
Fuck Wisslehood - Wed, 03 Sep 2014 19:27:32 EST 5nKSk07e No.13369 Reply
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Damn..well.. I can hotwire a bike at least.

i am finally preparded for the apocoylse

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- Sat, 09 Aug 2014 16:29:18 EST q7uVnF3v No.13311
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LETS TURN THIS INTO RANDOM #2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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Molly Mebberdock - Wed, 13 Aug 2014 11:22:17 EST OAwBhTqD No.13319 Reply
honestly with where i am at and assuming the weather doesnt change drastically id be pretty ok with not carrying water. with in two miles i can think of 6-8 ponds and 4 miles or so away is lake ontario, one of the largest bodies of fresh water. if i walk idk 10 miles west i come across one of he larger rivers in the US. south 10 miles is the erie canal which runs something like 200 miles east to the hudson. this isnt even including all the creeks we have criss crossing the town.

its honestly to cold up here in the winter to try and stay so id be going some where as quickly as possible. havving lakes and rivers helps.
Simon Claycocke - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 08:28:55 EST oE4zG6BM No.13361 Reply
All you really need to do to prepare for the Apocalypse is read the Bible and understand its message.

bump while post apocolypse

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- Sun, 29 Jun 2014 07:13:34 EST ckU0hL07 No.13170
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im so post aopkolipiced out of mind right now I need a cigarette to get rid of the paranoya nausea and shortness of brath and these lesions and persisatin cough
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Ian Blebblesin - Thu, 17 Jul 2014 00:20:57 EST vsmsjoeB No.13265 Reply
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have some water
Esther Fuckingwater - Thu, 07 Aug 2014 04:17:47 EST q7uVnF3v No.13309 Reply
lol wut is this thread?
Matilda Sodgeforth - Sun, 24 Aug 2014 09:36:36 EST D22D/Zzv No.13346 Reply
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reporting in to the BWPA thread.
Im post apocalypting for 4 days straight in my basement right now. one of the best binges i did, gonna go and make some canned beans


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- Wed, 20 Aug 2014 02:30:40 EST tyMN3Bo3 No.13328
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The Zombie apocalypse is happening, maybe. could legal highs that every one in my area is smoking render us into brain munching beings? i reckon it's indeed possible. have you seen the state of some of the cunts walking around on that shit, they look like the undead, legit. they gaze upon you with a sight that is uncanny to the flesh ripping predecessors. When i used to smoke it, i diddn't get the sudden urge to start chomping on someones cheek but i did think about eating people.
Clara Bullychurk - Wed, 20 Aug 2014 16:32:28 EST ElooOSOP No.13329 Reply
Nigga I think about eating people all the time, just chill.

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