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Buying land and building a home

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- Thu, 04 Sep 2014 20:55:08 EST BUOf8fb/ No.13375
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Cross post from /howto/.

I'm a single person with no family, and I work at the local dollar store. If I wanted to buy some land and build a house, how would I go about doing it? If you have any advice pictures (like the one about living off 5 acres of land) I'd appreciate it.
Matilda Dartdock - Mon, 08 Sep 2014 02:06:59 EST uM+rkBNA No.13385 Reply
Well first you buy some land. Then you build a house on it.

post real NATRAL disater survial skill you have

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- Thu, 03 Jul 2014 14:12:38 EST Cnqfocc8 No.13208
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in want REAL stories so that I can plan better for floods / fires in my area.

>PS no fake zombie bulshit
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Fuck Wisslehood - Wed, 03 Sep 2014 17:58:04 EST 5nKSk07e No.13367 Reply
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I did a lot of minimalist camping when I was younger, fishing for dinner, eating oats and foraged greens for breakfast. Making fires with no matches. Good times. Besides that I have basic experience with firearms. I'm a decent diplomat. I can cook. I'm pretty technically savvy. Though I have no idea how to hot wire a car, with enough time I could probably figure it out though. I know a bit of first aid but I really want to take a class so I can learn how to set a bone properly and do CPR, I've been taught how to stitch myself up and how to treat burns though. I'm of sound mental and physical health as well so I don't need medication or anything besides water, shelter, and basic nutrition if the shit goes down. Oh yeah, and I spent two years gardening.

One thing I've always wondered though, is how many people with genetic diseases like asthma and diabetes would die in a longterm Postapoc scenario. Probably a lot. I know some people that would not fare well just due to being born with a genetic deficiency if society were to somehow collapse. :(
Nigel Coshcocke - Wed, 03 Sep 2014 19:14:49 EST yMWSFRLZ No.13368 Reply
you cant reallly hot wire new cars because theres an RF chip in the key that talks with the ignition. in the old days you just took the hot wire and touched it to the wire for the starter motor.

you also cant slim jim em as easy because they have things blocking the lock.
Fuck Wisslehood - Wed, 03 Sep 2014 19:27:32 EST 5nKSk07e No.13369 Reply
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Damn..well.. I can hotwire a bike at least.

i am finally preparded for the apocoylse

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- Sat, 09 Aug 2014 16:29:18 EST q7uVnF3v No.13311
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LETS TURN THIS INTO RANDOM #2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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Molly Mebberdock - Wed, 13 Aug 2014 11:22:17 EST OAwBhTqD No.13319 Reply
honestly with where i am at and assuming the weather doesnt change drastically id be pretty ok with not carrying water. with in two miles i can think of 6-8 ponds and 4 miles or so away is lake ontario, one of the largest bodies of fresh water. if i walk idk 10 miles west i come across one of he larger rivers in the US. south 10 miles is the erie canal which runs something like 200 miles east to the hudson. this isnt even including all the creeks we have criss crossing the town.

its honestly to cold up here in the winter to try and stay so id be going some where as quickly as possible. havving lakes and rivers helps.
Simon Claycocke - Sat, 30 Aug 2014 08:28:55 EST oE4zG6BM No.13361 Reply
All you really need to do to prepare for the Apocalypse is read the Bible and understand its message.

bump while post apocolypse

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- Sun, 29 Jun 2014 07:13:34 EST ckU0hL07 No.13170
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im so post aopkolipiced out of mind right now I need a cigarette to get rid of the paranoya nausea and shortness of brath and these lesions and persisatin cough
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Ian Blebblesin - Thu, 17 Jul 2014 00:20:57 EST vsmsjoeB No.13265 Reply
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have some water
Esther Fuckingwater - Thu, 07 Aug 2014 04:17:47 EST q7uVnF3v No.13309 Reply
lol wut is this thread?
Matilda Sodgeforth - Sun, 24 Aug 2014 09:36:36 EST D22D/Zzv No.13346 Reply
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reporting in to the BWPA thread.
Im post apocalypting for 4 days straight in my basement right now. one of the best binges i did, gonna go and make some canned beans


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- Wed, 20 Aug 2014 02:30:40 EST tyMN3Bo3 No.13328
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The Zombie apocalypse is happening, maybe. could legal highs that every one in my area is smoking render us into brain munching beings? i reckon it's indeed possible. have you seen the state of some of the cunts walking around on that shit, they look like the undead, legit. they gaze upon you with a sight that is uncanny to the flesh ripping predecessors. When i used to smoke it, i diddn't get the sudden urge to start chomping on someones cheek but i did think about eating people.
Clara Bullychurk - Wed, 20 Aug 2014 16:32:28 EST ElooOSOP No.13329 Reply
Nigga I think about eating people all the time, just chill.

Tunnel exploration

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- Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:35:06 EST B52folIc No.11166
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Well i went on a walk in the woods near my house and found a semi open manhole to drainage tunnels i cant get the rest of the manhole cover off and i dont have a crowbar or anything so whats the best way i can get this off pic related.
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Hannah Dasslebare - Tue, 05 Aug 2014 08:10:56 EST WyaMed9Q No.13300 Reply
And lets not forget pockets of deadly gas which you won't notice until you realize you can't breathe.
Can I have your stuff OP?
William Senningchen - Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:48:20 EST YmsJzE6R No.13327 Reply
When I was a teenager, a couple friends and I made an underground water drainage system our dungeon. One of the dudes stole his dads credit card and we bought 100 dollars worth of snacks and candles to place throughout the tunnel so we wouldn't need flashlights. It was fucking awesome! this was during summer break so we would go down there everyday. It was in suburban texas and these tunnels are what those street drains that your skateboard can fall down goto. the entrance tunnel was the biggest. You could stand up in it. Then along that tunnel there were smaller round tunnels where you would have to bend over and avoid the small water stream in the middle. We would place the candles in these. then every 100 or so feet it would open up into a room that you could stand up in that had a ladder and a manhole above it. these usually went to the middle of streets. after the room it would continue to the circular tunnel to another room. eventually the tunnel started to get smaller and smaller to where we would have to crawl. we never kept going after a little bit of that because we were already some 15 minutes into the system. There were also little little tunnels that branched off a big one and led to the street drains. One time we crawled up and into a street drain, pushed off the manhole and got out just to see this asian dude cutting his bushes with a really shiny kitchen knife. like from scream.. he said something and we went back down ha ha. Throughout our growing up we would come back to the tunnels. I remember another time, we were down there doing cocaine and I guess one of the tunnels that led to the street drain echoed to the sidewalk and some lady with her kids heard us fucking around talking about doing the coke and being silly asses. She said she was going to call the police and we shout back death and rape threats. We were bad kids.

home weaponry

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- Wed, 13 Nov 2013 15:41:19 EST xM2VyPT+ No.12131
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What possible weapons do you have around you right now that you could use to fight zombs?
Pic related, I only have a controller.
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Faggy Wogglepuck - Thu, 31 Jul 2014 16:50:09 EST X13CqqpF No.13293 Reply
James Sollyham - Fri, 15 Aug 2014 15:37:20 EST 0NutAifs No.13324 Reply
I got a few weeaboo katanas. Got an axe a hatchet and a sledge hammer.
A couple lame .22 caliber rifles and a revolver, same caliber.

/fo/ feels

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- Sat, 12 Jul 2014 01:40:39 EST 6u4z0yBf No.13246
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Post quotes, exerts of stories, pictures, your own thoughts, whatever.... Whatever gives you those post-apocalyptic feels.

“Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out going to the mountains is going home; that wilderness is a necessity.”
— John Muir
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Edward Worthingwater - Wed, 23 Jul 2014 03:05:26 EST 6tFpXc7R No.13288 Reply
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Spoilers for SNOWPIERCER:

Do you know what I hate most about myself?
I hate that I know what people taste like.
I hate that I know babies taste the best.

Prevent your water from getting turned off

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- Mon, 14 Jul 2014 16:56:48 EST 6u4z0yBf No.13256
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Times are getting rough
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Whitey Puckletidging - Sun, 03 Aug 2014 10:12:00 EST vyUkiV9B No.13295 Reply
yea i was thinking even if i wasnt drinking grey water theres plenty of industrial applications that water could be used for. like making mud for concrete
Cedric Chenkindut - Wed, 06 Aug 2014 16:12:46 EST 8vLNQp0Q No.13306 Reply

Califaggot here, with all the fines and shit a lot more people are doing this such that a lot of times they'll just send you a massive fine and a court date instead.

If you're concerned about your water then dig your own well or (specifically with drinking water) stock up every week using water cans from a spring.
Frederick Buzzlegold - Wed, 06 Aug 2014 17:08:08 EST 5naz0v3x No.13307 Reply
We should use tinfoil infomercials to get people to dump concrete or some shit into water mains as a hijinx

Climate change

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- Sat, 17 May 2014 13:06:22 EST qhCQPYNQ No.13058
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So how does one prepare for a climate change apocalypse?
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Emma Blytheway - Sat, 24 May 2014 05:58:47 EST yrQG9QC8 No.13076 Reply
Buy a nice warm coat.
Doris Niggerworth - Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:46:41 EST bBOTleh8 No.13286 Reply
get solar. also prepare for more authoritarian govt's. learn how to take out drones.

please side with the people who are most harmed (the refugees) rather than the people who caused all this shit (rich fux)
Hannah Dasslebare - Tue, 05 Aug 2014 08:20:25 EST WyaMed9Q No.13302 Reply
I'm learning to knit wool sweaters. I'll be indispensable to all post-apocalyptic warlords wishing to survive the winter

jenk in the post apcloyse

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- Sun, 13 Jul 2014 14:38:38 EST IXZD9TA7 No.13253
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how would I make it desene and nutrient rich enough to give me the nectar of the procilen gods/?
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Fucking Wuckledit - Tue, 22 Jul 2014 09:01:36 EST n4yMsnCK No.13285 Reply
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So they built their outhouse too close to the well and the shit leeched in? That's horrible. What's the other pile on the right? Garbage like animal blood?
Eugene Siffingford - Sat, 26 Jul 2014 10:25:45 EST Zn6fGpMi No.13290 Reply
Looks like a broken drain or gutter or maybe just a channel where all the waste water flows.

Survival Kit Checklist

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- Tue, 27 Aug 2013 05:45:47 EST kEs+e5p1 No.11660
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Post your checklist here. Trying to get some ideas before I set out into the wilderness.
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Cedric Buzzworth - Sat, 12 Jul 2014 00:18:48 EST bdX/n4MD No.13241 Reply
Benny "The Jet" Urquidez used to take cayenne pepper in capsule form before a match, and he was a god damn wrecking machine.
Brotherhood Of The Tentacle - Sun, 13 Jul 2014 04:19:43 EST 0h5id7pj No.13251 Reply
You tried storing cotton in plastic straws for you tinder? A buddy burner made from a used tuna can cardboard and old wax would help. Soda can tabs make good tensioners for your ropes. Using some chocolate on a bottom of a soda can be used to reflect the sun to start a fire. Nothing beats having pure baking soda a must have for any survival kit.
Nicholas Beffingdale - Sun, 13 Jul 2014 06:29:48 EST sHC1teiT No.13252 Reply
Tampons make the best tinder. Or cotton balls with vaseline.
I've seen the Coke can/chocolate firestarter trick before, you use the wrapper to polish the base until it's like a mirror.

the last crop of mushrooms

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with relations between the us and School getting worse by the day, is it time to start thinking about fallout/blast shelters if shit hits the fan and we engage in nuclear war?

or is the prospect of even a regional/limited nuclear exchange so daunting that it'd be better to run to midtown Manhattan or the Mall in D.C. to ensure you go in a flash should the missiles fly?

pic related, it's what you see when the world's about to end
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Augustus Blathercocke - Sun, 06 Jul 2014 23:10:21 EST 4jc+EBZf No.13222 Reply
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i think it was good for him, how are you JArvis ;)
James Bigglehadge - Mon, 07 Jul 2014 13:12:58 EST 8KgYHpij No.13225 Reply
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I don't think he was asking you, why the hell would he ask a gay viking


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- Fri, 07 Jun 2013 02:15:45 EST hHiAhvC4 No.11367
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When SHTF, we tend to have ideas about survival, government, fuel, and food. But what about the stuff that makes life worth living?

I'm talking about booze, of course. Eventually, the liquor reserves of the world will run dry. Luckily, I know how to make some good old mountain dew. Perfect for trade, and fuel, and above all else, morale.

Does anyone else have a similar skill set?
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Priscilla Brunnercocke - Sat, 28 Jun 2014 13:24:39 EST 7OdJxgC/ No.13166 Reply
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Distilling the mash to make spirits isn't difficult, but requires equipment to control the heating of the mash, to cool and collect the vapors and to measure the temperature.

It also requires watching to make sure the temperature's in the right range (>80 <90 C). You will also not want to drink the first and last decilitres (so called head and tail) as they'll taste like crap.

So while it's not difficult, it's a lot more involved than just making mash.
Fuck Battingferk - Sat, 28 Jun 2014 16:09:53 EST g4dUjXYD No.13167 Reply
hur dur, some muslims have bans on drinking alcohol.

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